/nfl/ General - Rare Flacco Edition

It ain't much

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there are only really bad teams in the AFCS

I kinda wish the Ravens didn't move on from Flacco. Maybe he wasn't that good, but I liked the Flacco led Ravens. Lamar Jackson just makes me not care about them. It's Flacco's team.

I hope Jackson busts, Flacco improves his numbers, and they take him back.

don't worry about it. Vikings will sign him midseason when Zimmer decides to kill Colquitt

that's one bad signature.

That's the CTE bubbling up

Wired cuts in the NFL:
>youtube.com/watch?v=eYQIH61aTQg

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>fleeced
Totally indifferent about either of these teams but Jacob Martin is going to be a rock-solid starter at the very least and potentially a future Pro Bowler and only on the second year of his rookie contract and Mingo is a very solid backup. These guys plus a third rounder to essentially rent Clowney, (who missed all of training camp so far btw) for one season. Given Clowney’s ridiculous future salary demands, his short list of acceptable destinations and the “no franchise tag” clause, I think the Texans got a shitload of value here. If anything, even though they’re picking the 7 million in salary, the Seahawks overpaid.

What did you expect the Texans to get?

twitter.com/espn/status/1168204133914095617

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Perna is better than UT

We'll never forget you, A___l l__l

He's autistic. He only took engineering courses because he stacks legos all day.

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>Tyler Bray
Genuinely surprised he’s still in the NFL

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Dez Bryant says he will be on the field again in mid October.

What team would even want him?

Let's go Buffalo

Cowcucks

Uhhh. Seahawks?

Can someone explain why Wentz has a better injury rating and toughness rating than Brady and Mahomes in Madden 20?

too much plastic

He's like the 6 million dollar man now.

he meant as the eagles mascot

Why would Seattle want a washed up wr?

They easily could have gotten a first round pick out of it if they hadn't waited so long to trade him

>tfw the "Da Bears" sketch is probably the most famous and noteworthy thing about the Bears at this point

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They have all rookies for their WR core pretty much

because they are very thin at WR. It's Tyler Lockett, 3 rookies, and 2 fringe players that have less than 30 receptions between the two.

Because we keep signing them and the roster has 4 rookie WRs
I don't like it but that user is right

And which one would Dez be an improvement over?

>the absolute state of this entire division
HELP

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Real talk, are the Redskins actually going to trade Trent Williams?

Why would we help? Your division is the only thing to talk about until Thursday

I mean, you should be happy about it. Your team has to play those other trash fires.

not this year

Nah, Snyder will never let him be traded. He's more likely to sit out the whole season and then retire in January

Loins after Amendola and Jones are on ir by week 5

At least our division isn’t boring.

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>tfw Snyder isn't even 60 yet
>tfw he isn't even 55 yet

Good God, I cannot imagine what it must be like to be a Redskins fan. Decades and decades of this bullshit are ahead of you. The only possible way out is if Snyder dies of alcohol poisoning or commits a federal crime, and even that last one wouldn't be a surefire escape.

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brandon allen is backing up failco

david fales is backing up briskett

One of my most prized possessions is a Broncos Osweiler Jersey I found at a goodwill

>payton is the only HOF qb to wear a bears jersey

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Be absolutely honest, would you able to handle all this thiccness? You'd honestly need at the very least an 8x6

People forget Brady led the NFL in TD passes his first full season.

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Why is Eli Manning still starting?

Why is John Elway still a GM?

Why is Rodgers straight?

sid luckman, and he was a jew

Why is Andy Dalton still starting?

Did you get it after his first or second stint with the Broncos?

I got it while he was on the Browns

Because he’s better than Jeff Driskel?

Al Ll

I do the same thing with mine though

>tfw only ever find boring or child size jerseys at goodwill
I almost bought an infant sized Johnny Knox jersey but I thought it might be a little creepy.

Nam's Week One predictions.
>youtube.com/watch?v=Je8hrK_XnDk
CH

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Nah not at all. Also checked

if he wasn't a headcase I bet the Pats would have signed him, they're vacuuming up huge receivers

Kek

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I also found an old Julian Peterson Jersey from when he was a Seahawk but didn't get it because why would I

starts with an r

YOU NOW REMEMBER TIM BIAKABUTUKA

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Yeah, you're probably right.

In four days the Bears will kill green gay.

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Guess again

ratriots

>Why is Eli Manning still starting?
cutting him would be unpopular
>Why is John Elway still a GM?
he won an Owl
>Why is Rodgers straight?
he really really likes women

me on the right

not if the game comes down to a kick

>Elway won an owl
Terrell Davis won Elway two owls, FTFY

We're hoping he dies in a convenient private plane crash.

>he doesn't know about the redemption arc
Pineiro from 53 yards with a walk off game winner

Superbowl 50?

He won an Owl as a GM, also Elway dragged dogshit teams to a bunch of Owls. Davis was the best player on those teams but Elway deserved to win one.

what a cocksucking faggot. couldn't even make it to 10 years

>Cutting Eli Manning would be unpopular
This guy is right. Remember the shitshow when Ben McAdoo tried to bench Manning?

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who the fuck cares?! why would you post this irrelevant bullshit?! fuck you faggot. have sex

the "too smart for football" thing is true

That was only because it was McAdoo and there wasn't a better option on the team, so there was no real reason to pull him

pineiro can't even kick touchbacks

I figured most of the outrage was because he benched manning in favor of Geno Smith instead of Davis Webb? Either way, Eli had been playing poorly.

>tfw to smart too bench Eli

>6. Bills
>6 rings
Imagine that

As far as I can remember the outrage was all at McAdoo for being so desperate to save his job that he allowed someone else to start when there was nothing to gain from it

That's because the Giants and Mcadoo were retarded. If they had handled it better, they could have gone for Darnold if that's what they wanted. At least Jones is looking good so it might end up working in their favor.

>draft rookie qb
>bench your 15 year starting qb
>instead of letting your rookie go out there and try to make a name for himself you play geno smith
yeah dude such a smart move

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It moreso boiled down to Eli's streak more than anything else
>omg noooooooooo u can't bench eli he's gonna play more games in a row than brett favor!

>the AFC South was good for LITERALLY ONE SEASON before imploding

Are they cursed?

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Yes, the spirit of TD prevented Cam from falling on that fumble

Friends, it's getting late here and I've got to go to sleep now. Gotta get up early tomorrow to catch a flight to Rome with the gf! Had a lot of fun today bantering with you guys and making ramstards seethe. Can't wait for the season to begin and for Seattle to finally win the division again. GO HAWKS and goodnight!

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Is there a funnier hit in the NFL than video related's 13 second mark?

youtube.com/watch?v=eD8qIiddKQo

Jackson is probably my favorite young qb. While he isn't a clear franchise guy, he is fun to watch, and has a lot of potential. I doubt Flacco will ever play a full season again, and I look forward to Denver imploding because of it.

drew brees neck extension

I don't see how he stays healthy

great blog post fren

Watson is much more promising and he can actually throw the ball

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He can help man the tank in Miami

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Thx fren. You should sleep soon as well. Don't fuck with your sleep cycle, that lowers test

based durka durkas

>Why is Eli Manning still starting?
Sitting your rookie a year is always a good move.

>Why is John Elway still a GM?
Same reason they rigged a sb win for him.

>Why is Rodgers straight?
He's not.

Seriously, what else are they going to do?

GET - HIM - THE - FUCK - OUT

ELI NEEDS TO FUCKING GO. NOW!! HE HAD HIS FUCKING CHANCE. JONES CAN MAKE US RELEVANT THIS SEASON.

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!

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Not gonna lie, I have never been more confident that the Patriots will win the Super Bowl. They have top 5 offense and defense.

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I get the feeling the Pats either won't get to the Owl or won't win it this season.

Just a hunch.

>Not gonna lie, I have never been more confident that the Patriots will win the Super Bowl.
HOLY FUCK WHAT A HOT TAKE!! FOX SPORTS SIGN THIS MAN!!!

He's going to lose to Eli for the third straight time

Whose the oldest player in the league who actually takes hits on most of their plays? Frank Gore right?

Wow what a bold prediction. You only have like an 97% chance of being right based purely on random odds and like 90% assuming they make the playoffs, or a 75% chance of being right if they get a first round bye.

What a fucking ballsy motherfucker you are. YOU ASSHOLE.

I like to take chances.

The Owl is in Miami
Not sure if >we should even waste our time going this year.

So if the Seahawks manage to make the owl will Clowney show up

Dunno if he counts, but maybe this guy

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Clowney didn't show up in Houston.

I think Andrew Whitworth has a year on Gore, if you count Oline as taking hits.

>long snapper
he gets nudged gently and halfassedly. Not sure if you know this, but there's a lot of specific rules about blocking long snappers that don't apply to other positions to protect them. That nigga gets nudged for a living.

Don't long snappers have a greater risk of getting injured compared to centers. They have to snap the ball further and more accurately and have to block immediately after

Will the NFL do anything to change the Pro Bowl this year so it's more than 2 hand touch?

they should just get rid of it

I liked it more when it was after the SB.

They should just expand the skills challenge, it's already better than the game.

>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who have never watched a real pro bowl

youtube.com/watch?v=iQhWKeSWuOs

how many nfl players have had sex? do you think its more than Yea Forums posters?

If 581 user is right then I'm not counting them. Linemen definitely get knocked around every play but so do RBs, TE and WR. I tried to word it so no one would say Brady or Vinateri

I bet there's like 1 or 2 virgins in the NFL. Probably lineman. Being big and strong and fat is not popular with women. They like dainty femmeboys and QBs and WRs.

they need to move it back to its rightful comfy place after the super bowl

>spend 3rd round pick on guy
>give him $1.1m signing bonus
>cut him
The New York Just, everyone.

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And now he's on Seattle's PS

do they actually like the basedboys or do they like that they make more money? take notes lads

Hateful 20 league drafts in an hour if any of you are here

Depends. Do they go for kickers/punters as well? If not, it's about the money.

It depends on the play and depends on how the team utilizes their long snappers and centers. On certain plays, those in that position receive extra protection. If you've watched enough football, you've probably seen a call of illegal blocking against a center, and it's because there are specific rules about blocking them on specific plays. Because they are defenseless when snapping the ball and it's easier to hurt them.

Easy example: youtube.com/watch?v=qAQLmZkNhC4

Watch the extra point miss from Justin Tucker. Notice that the defensive players do not line up in front of the snapper, and don't even touch him after the ball is snapped. That's because they're not allowed to line up in front of him and the rules for blocking them are very specific.

would make sense for a franchise without a history of getting embarrassed by their biggest rival

>Dolphins trade LT to Texans
>Draft Tua with their all their draft stock
>Tua is a left handed QB
>Tua will be more dependent on a Right Tackle and not a Left Tackle since his blindspot is on the right side

Holy fuck 200 IQ, Dolphins 2020's Dynasty confirmed.

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That was definitely not planned by the Dolphins.

dolphins will be .500 forever

>you not remember the Miami dolphins

>Wolford, Kelly & Allen on practice squad
still a bit mad we gave up on Franklin-Meyers so early after his srtip sack in the SB, but I can deal. Hope he does well with the Jests
>Deayon & Durham on PS too
aw shit sweet

Here, I think Dolphins fans are going to need this for the upcoming season.

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Ice cold take.

>breaks his ankle in the first game

I'd say Mahomes got the better looks over his brother for sure.

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I remember at one point in time, Prince Amukamara, was a virgin and got teased by his Giants teammates for it.

Now that I think about it, have their been any famous left handed QBs?

Huh, never noticed that. Football has so many specific rules.

Remember when Andy Dalton got booed at the Probowl? Poor guy

Steve Young, my dude.

You are correct

Tom Brady has 2 left feet. Does that count?

Mike Vick.

football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/531969/invitation?key=12768083171429a6&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=faa290d0fe461c58

need a few more. draft starts in half an hour.

>implying

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>the one and only juke in his career
>it's against fucking Urlacher
It's even sadder because it's one of the worst jukes I've ever seen. Urlacher probably lost sleep over that.

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>Ken Stabler
>Bobby Douglass
>Jim Zorn
>Boomer Esiason
>Steve Young
>Mark Brunell
>Michael Vick
>Tim Tebow

I cam here to steal memes and you're really letting me down /NFL/

How could I forget Young was left handed, holy shit

Based. Fuck da Jags

Mahomes is so BASED bros

BASED

It's 2019. Our memes are "Seethe", "Cope", "Dilate", "Have Sex", "Rent Free", "Yikes", and "Oof".

Going to get shit on by the Grudes.

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How upset are Chefs fans going to be when the Dolphins pull a Fitzmagic upset on them in week 1?

we play the Jags

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Who?

>posting cringe

I'm tempted to drop $100 on the Dolphins. Don't care if I lose it but could turn into some nice pocket money should I win

That's just how powerful Fitzmagic is. His aura is going to meld with Foles and create a meme win.

If you bet $100 on the Dolphins beating the Chiefs you will lose.

Imagine being this cocky. Chiefs gonna lose hard to the Dolphins in week 1.

Meant to say Jags, I'm already planning on losing though

Dolphins 38
Chiefs 32

Cap it.

>thinking the Chiefs have an automatic win over the Dolphins when they have Fitzpatrick
KEK

god i want to fuck that chulo on the left

Fitzpatrick would shed the Chiefs. He would try that game too since Chiefs are superbowl contenders.

Dolphins going to dunk on the overrated Chiefs. You guys forget it’s a road game

Holy fuck, imagine thinking you can beat Fitzmagic in the first two weeks of the season

Dolphins - 45 43 - Chiefs

Yeah, remember what Fitzpatrick did last year when the cocky ass Saints got all uppity thinking they were top dog? He dropped 48 on their asses and made them cry in their own dome. Imagine what he'll do when the Chiefs come to THEIR home in the hot florida sun.

Everyone is sleeping on the dolphins, but they'll pull away with a W against Mahomes.

Shoutout to the retard who thought the Chiefs were playing the Dolphins.

Remember that game against the Bengals when they were down like 24 and they benched Winston and put Fitz back in and he tied the game?

philadelphia e/a/gles

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She's just the right kind of trash.

>unironically being into anime
>2019

Ravens are winning the super bowl again. All you losers can just fuck off now.

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>autism speaks

>25 yards
>losing to the biggest playoff chokes in the league
Enjoy the free (you)

Very, considering the Dolphins play the Ravens week 1.

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>complaining about anime on a website founded on anime
redditors need to go

What is this 25 yards you speak of?

Tgis is not an anime website fagtron. Stop with the fake news.

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The outrage was based on the fact that the Giants were making Eli the fall guy for McAdoo's coaching and Reese's draft/FA decisions, just like when Tom Coughlin was blamed and ultimately fired for how horrible the roster had become.

He'll sign with the team that he thinks gives him the best shot for an easy Super Bowl.

Dez signing with the Saints last year was ring chasing in its purest form.

>when a faggot trip tries talking to me
lmao @ this balding cuck

>old gay outs himself as an r/the_donald fag
kek

Be/a/rs desu

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>implying

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Who's the more embarrassing ring chaser, Boogie or Dez?

>Mistress T

>browns cut sheehy guiseppi

I feel sad for the dude now

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The AFC East will become the next AFC South once Brady retires.

The AFC South is what it is today because of years upon years upon years of free agents not wanting to go to HOU/JAX/TEN just so they could get their asses kicked by Peyton Manning and the Colts. None of those teams have been able to recover since, while the AFC East has experienced similar issues for an even longer time.

>old gay
>thinking the ravens are going to be anything

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You are a massive faggot.

A top 5 team of the 21st generation? I'm not a Ravens fan by no means but I find that they are probably sleeping just fine at night.

>implying that fitz won't meme his way back to being fitzmagic
You are going to be completely btfo'd by the dolphins. You don't bet against Fitzpatrick in the first 4-5 weeks of the season.

>the 21st generation
is English not your native language?

>implying that a lack of FAs created Front Office dysfunction
You should be able to draft your talent if you can't get FAs. Most AFCS teams can barely draft for shit.

Did You understand me or not? Well kapeesh kapoosh.

I fucking hate you illegal shits.

>kapeesh kapoosh

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Patriots
Chiefs
Steelers
>implying the AFCS deserves a playoff spot
Chargers
Jets

Panthers
Eagles
Rams
Packers
Falcons
Bears

whats a 21 generation?

>1. Panthers

>Being big and strong and fat is not popular with women.

It's actually very popular. Clearly you've never heard how women fetishize dadbods

Based.

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>1. Panthers

You make a big assumption lol

What will the NFL look like when America is finally broken up?

Filled with 21st generationers.

>you now remember the national football league

Yea Forums, and this board in particular, stopped being about anime a long time ago. Yea Forums is more notable for anonymous posting than anything to do with anime. Probably 95% of the posters on this board do not watch anime currently.

Anime is for fags.

>of the 21st generation
Turn 360 degrees and walk away son.

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>You now remember you should have sex

>implying

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By 2050, America will have balkanised according to which cities are dominated by NFL teams or XFL teams.

>imagine being a redditor
lmfao

>You now remember the 20th generation

>implying anime doesn't belong on an anime site

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browns
burrs
batriots
respect the b

Reminder to join the /nfl/ pick'em!

Password: Rosepink

fantasy.espn.com/nfl-pigskin-pickem/2019/en/group?ex_cid=pigskin2019_email&groupID=178468

If you think women like the offensive lineman/defensive lineman physique, you might legitimately be retarded. Hell, most TEs are too big for women.

There's just not much of a female market for bigger bearded guys. Women way prefer the clean cut tall WR/QB body type.

>Yea Forums, and this board in particular, stopped being about anime a long time ago. Yea Forums is more notable for anonymous posting than anything to do with anime. Probably 95% of the posters on this board do not watch anime currently.
>Anime is for fags.

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>Be built like a RB
What do I win?

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I didn't say it "didn't belong". I'm saying the two of you are retarded nerds and most people on this board don't watch your gay cartoons.

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youtu.be/iy5cYMc6mME this is unironically the best highlight video I've ever seen

should do it on superbru tbqh

>getaloadofthisguycam.jpg

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>Yea Forums is all about anime bro
>sports board
>politics board
>outdoors board

This. Texans bungled the whole thing starting before the draft. In terms of the offensive line, the Texans became so damn desperate because they had continually let good O-linemen go since 2012 (Brandon Brooks, Ben Jones, Duane Brown). They backed themselves into a corner due to years of incompetence and idiocy at front office and ownership levels. How the FUCK do you let an asshat like O'Brien accumulate so much fucking power?

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The fish will be drafting first overall this year. They wont win more than 2 games, and the Ravens game will not be one of the two.

Yeah, that's a thing I said. The number of anime images in these threads outside of you random fags getting assmad is like 2-5 per thread. Just because a handful of you never grew up doesn't mean most of this board shares your infantile hobby.

You're fucking retarded and know nothing about women you dumb ass.

Being on this board is an infantile hobby

>patricheats
>steelers
>chargers
>jets
>panthers
>eagles
>falcons
>bears

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Why do you have a picture of a shirtless man saved on your computer, Old Gay?

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>anime is for fags

Based.

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>gay cartoons
>cartoons

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So who's going to get the 16th pick of the draft this year?
Also, what's for dinner?

>imagine being on Yea Forums and hating anime
HAHAHAHAH

>t. virgin

spee is very international and the international types that know english very well and go on sites like this seem to also be the types that like anime so the 95% is probably very off

for nfl fans specifically yeah 95% might be accurate

Because I like to take selfies

>infantile hobby
>implying

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So, like half this website.

You're not supposed to know that.

I hope he gets on a practice squad somewhere so he makes some money and hopefully gets a chance

This user is based.

jeez. imagine how many people looked at that during production and said "yeah, this is good."

Please go back to /pol/, Yea Forums, or whatever reddit board you crawled from.

>superbru
not familiar with this

>There's just not much of a female market for bigger bearded guys. Women way prefer the clean cut tall WR/QB body type.

This may suprise you, but people like different things. Women included. Just like some guys prefer skinny bitches and other prefer thicc or chubby, girls are the same way. I don't honestly don't think you've ever talked about sex with a woman before or even stepped outside to see how many fat guys have hot wives.

not a good sign when raggedy bay thinks youre based

is going to be one of those seasons...

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You need to go >>>/back/

NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP POSTING ANIME ON Yea Forums!!

Fuck off weeb degenerate. Take a shower and get a job you unemployable dork.

>Please go back to /pol/, Yea Forums, or whatever reddit board you crawled from.
Nah, I'll stay right here and continue triggering the handful of nerds that can't handle the fact that their shitty children's cartoons are an embarrassment. Watching you guys seethe about "normies" is always great.

you mean redditorss?? yeah they need to go back

>seethe
He said it!

>exceptions exist so women definitely go for it
Oh okay.

I feel like I'm getting life advice from actual basement dwellers or reddit posters. Just because there's like 1 in 10,000 women that like a giant chubby bearded guy does not mean "women are into them"

what a ninnyhammer

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I didn't realize this general was so infested with anime nerds. So like everyone posting in this thread is some greasy failure. That's disappointing. I thought better of you guys. Then again it's probably just a handful of nerds posting a lot and getting upset about being called out.

I like fit, attractive women

>haha look at these funny colored drawings
>anime is so cool guys the story is so deep
God I hate you faggot nerds. I will beat the fucking shit out of every single one of you.

>being mad at anime
lmao look at this shmuck

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what a shit general

>NOOOOO ANIME IS BAD GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!!!

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ugh, all animefags need to get out, or us chads will kick all your user asses!

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>watching gook cartoons

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Nice selfie faggot nerd

>Y-You're the one who's mad, not me who's upset at anime

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>reddit bay

>implying I'm mad
>swarm of anime nerds seethe and reply 100 times after being called out
You guys are like flies. After you've outed yourself as liking anime, what can you possibly say to me that would matter? You've flatout told me you're losers. There's no shit you could talk that wouldn't just make me laugh.

"flat out" is two words, by the way

>

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Was hoping this was gonna be a Brandon Weeden tribute video

>user outs himself as an ESL

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yah, i can kick your anime asses!

Flatout.

>watching anything

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Imagine getting triggered by fucking anime of all things

>imagine getting triggered by people being triggered by fucking anime of all things

>anime is for fags
>NOOOOOOO
I think the anime fags are the ones triggered

>*bzzt* I hate anime *bzzf* You should hate anime too *bzzt*

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On one hand, anime is for children and all of you are probably underage. On the other hand, the alphas in here are retarded like you guys. All of you retarded cliques should shut the fuck up.

>everybody should enjoy the same kind of content as long as it's content I like!
Cringe

Both are faggots but the ones who screech about how it doesn't belong on Yea Forums are just retarded

it'll be glorious heading into the playoffs first in the afce. cap this. tim Bradley is going to get btfo this year by buffalo. you'll see.

There are exactly two kinds of people who watch anime
>Actual Asian people
>black kids that were shit at sports

>*bzzt* How can one like anime? *bzzt* Statement does not compute *bzzt*

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Keep thinking women only like muscleheads then. Once you actually grow the fuck up you'll realize that a good job and credit score gets bitches more than anything. Looks are a meme for men.

Boy that latest episode of anime last night sure was great. I can't wait to rewatch it on my mom's DVR!

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its another pickem app/site, the phone app is arse but the site is solid

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nice selfie

Anyone left who remembers the good ole days when normalfags screeching about anime got banned?

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That post reminded me of Thad. Did he ever get out of jail?

>anime is like so redpilled
>i love when chinko-chan does her pedopuni dance and acts like a dumb toddler even though she's 30
>it makes women seem approachable, and as a basement dweller, I approve of that
>also really identify with the milquetoast nervous loser protagonist
anime is the ultimate s o y

>dvr

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He's been out for like a year now

>animefag "humor"

Kys dork

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Just how GREAT is he gonna be?

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>Keep thinking women only like muscleheads then.
Are you illiterate? I said they like tall femmeboys. I precisely said they DIDN'T like muscleheads.

>Looks are a meme for men.
Not if you want a faithful wife.

we'll find out in three years when eli finally retires

nice job ruining the genny, p12, you fucking piece of shit

>*bzzt* Anime is only about milquetoast loser protagonist *bzzt*
>*bzzt* anime is only about underage girls *bzzt*

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Imagine having a nigger for QB

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I'm more fond of modern day anime nerds getting rekt and being unable to cry to mods to save them I could understand whining about "this is an anime board" on like Yea Forums or Yea Forums maybe, but here it just seems retarded. There's so little overlap between NFL and anime.

Might just end up being the most overhyped prospect of all time, and that's saying a lot considering JaMarcus Russell exists

bill please re-sign DT before someone else does, thanks

Yes! I am a fan of the New England Patriots!

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Reminder that you're not a true R/a/vens fan unless you like anime.

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Do the Jets have the most delusional fanbase?

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Where are we shipping belishit to in the offseason patsbros?

I'd say Cleveland for OBJ and a 1st

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Yeah, like 90% of it.

Based!

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That title belongs to the Cowboys

do you not see the irony in this post? are you actually that far gone?

>

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>overhyped
>universally slammed coming out of the draft

p12 is the only intellectual posting in these threads anymore, do try to be kind to them.

double based

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Feels good to have a perpetually elite team with a perpetually elite D. I wonder what it's like to have a team with no identity or success.

>overhyped
by literally one person who just happened to have the power to make one draft pick
everybody else is still laughing at it

Your team literally hasn't been relevant in almost a decade

>Berrios lost to the Jets
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

berrios was fucking ass m8

Imagine actual artists/geniuses like Hemmingway, Remarque, Dick or McCarthey's opinion on anime.

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nice spelling

No one here is actually stupid enough to thing Trevor Lawrence won't be a bust in the NFL, right?

You have a deep elite secondary and fuckall else, enjoy being the bills of the AFCN

I liked home though
he showed some flashes, just needed more game time
I'd rather have Run&Gun Olzewski though tbf

Your "elite" team lost to the bungles and let the fucking bills sneak into the playoffs if I remember correctly

the fact that they let him go and that the >jest picked him should tell you all you need to know about him.

>nice spelling

Found the idort

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>the infantalization of man.

good one

hmmmm
fair enough

>*bzzt* anime is bad *bzzt*
>*bzzt* I won't watch any anime because I know all of it is bad, without even needing to watch any of it *bzzt*

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Have sex.

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Good one

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COWBOYS 11-5
EAGLES 8-8 (WENTZ FUCKING DIES AGAIN, THIS TIME TEARING HIS SOFT MALLABLE BOIPUSSY)
REDSHITS 5-11 (JAY GRUDEN CONTINUES TO INJURE HIS PLAYERS TO KEEP HIS JOB)
GIANTS 4-12 (USELESS PIECES OF SHIT!! ELI MANNING SHITS HIMSELF FACING THE EAGLES NEEDING JONES TO COME IN SO HE CAN CHANGE HIS SHITTY PANTS. JONES THEN GETS RAPE BY BIG BLACK COXS)

COWBOYS NUMBER 1! COWBOYS NUMBER 1! COWBOYS NUMBER 1! COWBOYS NUMBER 1! COWBOYS NUMBER 1! COWBOYS NUMBER 1! COWBOYS NUMBER 1! COWBOYS NUMBER 1! COWBOYS NUMBER 1! COWBOYS NUMBER 1!

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lmao what the fuck is this thumbnail boomer meme

>goes one and done

Imagine what they would think of (You) and the fact that you post regularly on Yea Forums.

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Oh, sorry. I forgot you probably dont own any tools being a zoomer fucktard.

>image for ants
kek

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>thread absolutely destroyed
based Yea Forumsfriends btfoing redditors once again

>Old Bay being a complete offtopic faggot as usual crying about something

>Anons being fucking retards and buttblasted per the usual

Imagine having a strong opinion one way or the other about cartoons for adults.

past decade
>2009
>won playoff game
>2010
>won another playoff game
2011
>oh look another playoff win
>2012
>oh would you look at that Ravens win yet another OWL
>2013
>first time ravens don't make playoffs since 07, still don't finish with a losing record though
>2014
oh look another playoff win
>2015
random fluke injury year ends up giving ravens first losing season in ages
>2016
even stevens
>2017
winning season again
>2018
make it to the playoffs again with a rookie qb with almost no experience thanks to elite D shutting people down
>2019
Young talented QB has settled down and learned the ropes and improved his form, will lead the team to an owl for sure

sorry but you're so wrong.

Reminder to report all off topic (anime) posts. There is a containment bored for that garbage.

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>anime dorks telling other people to have sex
top kek

Have fun with your 3 day vacation, newfag.

More like everyone is just whining. It’s offputting is what it is

Mad at anime?

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I don’t think Jets fans actually think they are going to win owls. They just want the team to quit sucking.

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>cartoons for adults.
>for adults
You seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding here.

>being this much of a newfag

anime makin ya seeth?

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>implying that children watch a cartoon shown at 1am local time

>2 guys shitposting like crazy with NPC images and random smug anime reaction images
>btfo
pick one and only one

Lol you shop at harbor freight you broke ass R-22 huffer.

/Bills Owl 2020/
I can fucking feel it boyyyyyyyy

>implying

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Yeah, they do. That's what kids do. They stay up late to watch shitty cartoons. That's not something adults do, dumbass.

Anime is for children. Just because some adults watch it does not mean it is for adults.

I can’t respect any “adult” who watches anime.

Yo.... based.....

>implying anime is for kids
>implying that the target demographic isn't 18-35 year olds

B/a/sed!

I don't watch Anime anymore but it's an extremely broad term that consists of every genre. It's not all moeshit that you usually see posted here and there are some series that are much better than the shit you see on tv today but you're just a retarded faggot

This reminded me of an interview I sat in on a year or two ago. It was a Jr. Sysadmin slot, and we ask the guy how he spends his free time. There is no wrong answer for this, we're just looking for someone who is "well-rounded".

The guy says "well I play video games, read, and watch anime". And when he said anime, I saw my program manager visibly cringe.

The guy wasn't hired.

>t. normalfags
kek

The target demographic is for 12-24 year olds. Children, teens, and some young adults. 30-35 is not a core market demographic for anime. Even if it were, all that indicate is that we have a growing societal problem in the advent of manchildren, not that anime is "for adults". In the same way no matter how many bronies watch My Little Pony, it's not "for adults".

The hefty lefty himself, Jared lorenzen

The best anime of all time. You cannot refute this. LoGH shitters need not reply

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>t. Loser faggot incel nerd
Come at me irl and see what happens pussy

>implying that anime is anything like mlp
kek

>implying I don't have a job
>implying I don't have a wife

It is actually Bruce Allen that is refusing to trade him to "prove a point" and so that he can "win," but it is still Synder's fault because he will not fucking fire him.

When do the Colts sign Johnny Football lads?

Based & redpilled

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I know what anime is, dumbass. I watched some of it when I was 12-14. You know, a kid. The issue here is I grew up and stopped watching Naruto and things similar to it where, embarrassingly, that is something apparently a fair amount of people on this board still watch in their 20's and 30's.

Somebody please escort Rex Ryan from the building.

Never, you are getting Hoyer, and you are liking it.
>Veteran QB Brian Hoyer is headed to Indianapolis to visit the #Colts, sources tell me and @RapSheet. Released by the #Patriots yesterday, Hoyer is now the front-runner to back up Jacoby Brissett, if they can strike a deal.

Look up Detective Conan and never post again. Basically the Holmes of our time

>naruto
t. Normalfag

i hope this is a falseflag

>thinks all anime is like naruto
Then you obviously don't know what anime is, you normalfag.

You see the new show yet? Yikes!

>[Deleted]
Based mods.

>not watching anime with your wife while eating golden curry

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I'm not a Clots fan, I just eagerly await his return

They're both things that mostly children are into and should be into that are, for some reason, watched by an ever-growing number of emotionally stunted manchildren that never matured.

Let's put it this way: to anyone not on this board and in this anonymous culture, telling someone you like anime at 25-35 will get the same reaction as telling someone you like My Little Pony.

*wins MVP in your path*

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>most valuable pucker

Good lord what the fuck happened? Why is this thread being dominated by anime discussion?

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>implying that a normalfag doesn't have the same impression of anime as you
You are a normalfag. Get over it.

Go ahead and list off for me your epic "mature" cartoons, then.

It's not.

I watched other anime, it's just an example. But I realize I could never list something that would be "sophisticated" enough for your demanding standards in children's cartoons.

If my son ever said to me he liked anime, I would absolutely beat the homosexuality out of him and most likely disown him.

There is no more vile degeneracy than viewing anime.

It's good thing you'll never have children then

I never claimed otherwise. I don't care when anime nerds call me a normalfag. I'm not one, but I'm fine with that label in the sense that I would never want to be associated with anime nerds.

anyone still posting about this is such a fucking loser. get a grip, my god

Studies have proven that the longer a man views anime, the less likely the odds of him having sex.

You do have sex, right Yea Forums?

>MY WORD! Holy heavens, is there off topic tangential posting in this thread? GUFFAW! FIE AND FUM I SAY! STOP IT!

100% based

I’m not counting the Panthers out. You are all sleeping on them, but if Cam is as healthy as they say he is, I won’t rest easy and I’m glad my front office isn’t either
t. Rams fan

what

>he doesnt go to the bar to watch sports and drink brews with the boys then go home and watch the latest anime season
lmaoooooo

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Men don't view anime, homosexuals do.

I was all in on them until I saw them in the preseason and I pulled back. Expecting 7-9 to 9-7 at this point. I originally had them 11-5. I didn't like what I saw.

seriously how boring of a person would you have to be to list watching anime as a hobby

Rex Ryan was the worst thing to happen to the Bills in the last 10 years. That 2014 team had a godly defense, decent Oline, great WRs, RBs, TE, only thing it needed was a QB. And we had EJ Manuel. Rex Ryan kept EJ and got rid of everything else, which is why it took McDermott 3 years to get the roster back in order.

*waifu

>He's never seen Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Mushishi, or any other seinen series
t. Normalfag
You need to go back.

God Akira is so great.

This I can agree with. I would never say that I watch anime, due to normalfags having a negative connotation with the word "anime".

Barstool Sports did a poll a few years back asking who your favorite team was and if you watched anime.

Patriots fans had the least amount of anime watchers (none), while Ravens fans had the most. Really made me think.

They probably moderate Yea Forums for free.

Black people love anime.

>Doing anything for free

they lost Marrone and Schwartz, that was rough. that team was so good on defense that Kyle Orton was able to go 9-7. replacing Nathaniel Hackett with Greg Roman probably didn't help either.

>black
>people
I laughed

>implying I didn't
I watched one of those you listed, and have seen others you didn't. But again, I don't expect the anime I watched at 12-16 to impress the distinguishing palate of seasoned manchildren that have spent probably literal years of their adult lives watching children's cartoons.

>He hasn't seen Legend of the Galactic Heroes, the greatest space opera of all time

evidently you don't know your mom so well

>he forgets that Ghost in the Shell was given the Hollywood treatment
Looks like society doesn't agree with you.

They view it negatively for good reasons, user. Do you actually contend that they're wrong about it/you or just that you don't want to hear their criticisms and judgments? There's a reason you won't challenge them on it, and it's because they're right.

Gronk throwing people to the ground like they're children or Antonio Brown "KICKS A MAN IN THE FACE" but the announcers made that one better.

King of the Hill is the only good anime.

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Nah, its because normalfags don't take the time to understand that anime isn't all what they commonly believe it to be.

Playoffs
Pat's
Steelers
Jags
Chief's
Jets
Chargers

Saints
Rams
Eagles
Packers
Vikings
Falcons

I really wanted to say something outlandish but I think we all know how things are gonna turn out. Might as well skip regular season at this point.

Yeah just like Harry Potter isn't for children/manchildren because a hollywood adaptation was made.

are you really going to sit here and pretend anime is some profound art form that is misunderstood by normal people

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I admit I haven't, and I always see "redpilled" right wingers try to excuse their hopeless anime addiction by citing this one, but even if it were amazing, great, mature, and of actual artistic relevance and not just empty, shallow, typical animal garbage, it would be 1 anime exception in a sea of complete trash intended for children.

>why yes I do enjoy anime

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>implying that Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Berserk(1997), LotGH, Mushishi, and any Miyazaki film are for Children

*why yes i enjoy spamming every fucking board with this wojak
ftfy

>OMG UNCULTURED SWINE MY CARTOONS HAVE BOOBIES AND BLOOD IN THEM, THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT!!!! FOR CHILDREN!!!

>anime
>*bzzt* ANIME BAD, JAPAN DEGENERATES, ANIME IS TRASH, PEOPLE WHO LIKE ANIME ARE VIRGINS *bzzt*

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I watched Berserk at 16. It is for teens and young adults. The rest you listed are the same.

They’re for manchildren. So yes.

>/nfl/ general: anime discussion

Based

Who's your team and who's the most underrated player on the team?

Even things like akira are still juvenile. Read the western canon, user

My favorite team is anime and the most underrated player would have to be Miyazaki.

why yes I do believe moeshit is the best thing, how could you tell?

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Clowney

>tampon bay

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All of those things are actually true.

>western cartoons
>implying anything from CalArts is better than any single anime
Yeah... No.

I think all you fags are sleeping on the Colts

Chiefs, Patrick Mahomes

Naruto
Naruto

Then you can't think for yourself.

Personally, I only watch manime because I’m an alpha male.

Seahawks
Tre Flowers

Yeah people really should dick ride him even harder huh based retard?

My team is the Band of the Hawk and Guts is the most underrated player.

Patriots
Goku

Maybe if western entertainment wasn’t dogshit anime wouldn’t be as popular

>People who disagree with me are robots that are incapable of forming their own opinions
You need to be over 18 to post on here, user.

eagles finna win their division AND the superb owl
absolutely based

Guys
I miss August Ames

*tips fedora*

Poona Ford is way more underrated.

Anime is only popular because of the rise in effeminate men

>I rate Poona

I hated anime fags more than anyone here. But that being said it has its merits. Japs produce better tv than you're average dark skinned american. Planetes. Jin roh. Lotgh. Good sci go stuff in there.
I just don't give it a chance because there is better stuff out there. You don't have time in your life to invest in a bunch of cute girls doing cute things bullshit.

So while I still don't watch anime I give it more respect than reality TV. I mean I have a few weeb patches from k.

Anime fags are just insufferable about really low brow entertainment. If there was more violent action and gun play instead of magic bullshit it would be ok.

yes we all know all the strong men who watch cartoons like hey arnold.

>called out niggers
based
>killed herself over the heat
cringe

>

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Nah, he's been hyped by all the sports news stuff since OTAs, Flowers gets overlooked constantly. He had the second highest run defense grade in the NFL last year despite being a CB

Chiefs

I can't be the only one who this it's hilarious that the man who won his team a Super Bowl was replaced by a negro Qb. Joe Flacco.

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Or just don't watch cartoons in general you fucking manchild.

NEW

3 posts early to trigger the autists

You motherfucker

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Why are you still triggered about being early?

This is exactly the grammar I'd expect from Baltipoor.

is this supposed to be matt cassel lol

You know canon =/= cartoons

This is semi decent bait in spirit but too obvious 3. 5/10

>mfw I just realized there's a Tre Flowers and a Trey Flowers

Bears
Eddie Goldman

Eagles
Nigel Bradham

49ers
Buckner

Your mom's pussy
My dick

>tries to streak across field during a Sunday night game
>tackled by the fattest security guard before he gets to the midfield logo

I'm gonna miss that goofy elite caveman

His wife goes to my parents church.

Isn't this the dude that the patriots were supposed to draft last year?

>Bengals have Samaje Perine, Rodney Anderson, and Joe Mix on the roster

Bengals have a fetish for OU running backs I guess.

>both of Indys qbs are now Patriots castoffs
So now we have the Patriots of the South, Upper Midwest, and Midwest

>jazz furgeson

I knew Xeattle would be the first team to sign a transgender

Todd Marinovich
Kellen Moore

I’m a bit of a *Chan historian. What you state is completely true.