/tennis/ - US Open

10is

Here is our page bros
>implyingrigged.info/wiki//tennis/

We still need a goalhorn when (if) we score, and if you have a goalhorn for another player I take it

10is or xyz

F

It's pennis cuz it's a fucking gay sport lmao

Poochard made it to the FINALS ?
Get out of here

Wtf I love beurettes now

lmao!

weirdo

newfag

newfag

THE OFFICIAL MOST LIKELY TO WIN US OPEN ODDS

1. Djokovic

99. Federer
---------
>9001. Medvedev
>9002. Nadal
>90000000001. The rest

newfag

Don't like Konta and Tsurenko but Rybarikova is nice. That being said, she reminds me too much of my childhood friend so that's a no-go area.

>You now remember it was 2-1 with the break for Goffin at the very start of the match

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baste

you're all weirdos

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reddit

Based Fred Hamel

>implying djokoshit won't be destroyed by the stanimal

Yeah before fedgoat gave him a taste of some inside out sidespin forehands

>DWL

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>2019
>Stanimal

lel

None of my friends want to play tennis

The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun. A sad finale played off-key on a broken-down saloon piano in the outskirts of a forgotten ghost town. I'd rather not bear witness to such blasphemy.

>Doubting Stanimal
>ever

your friends sound pretty based

>winning with a busted elbow
It's going to be Roidal

Stan is too builtfat for Djoko. Skillwise he can compete but at the third set no matter what Stan will tire and lose against djoko.

guys serena is a mom

>doubting the mental toughness of Djokovic

lel

fuck off faggot

Serena literally just like me guys

I am Serena
You are Serena
We are Serena

>huge power gap between the big 3 and the rest of the "top 10"
>thiem thinks he's a pro player just because he won a masters and beat the crippled old man
Zoomer players were a mistake
>

he's mentally ill though

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>Federer seems shaken after Wimbledon
>wins in 4 sets
>wins in straight sets
>wins in straight sets

>Djokovic is dealing with potentially career ending elbow problems
>wins in straight sets
>wins in straight sets
>wins in straight sets

Zoomers need to fuck off. Can we replace Zveverev's brain with Murray and Thiem's brain with Agassi? Then we'd might actually get good competition before the semis

i'm getting a uterus implant so i can be just like serena

based earthrocker

Make sure the uterus is big enough to hold a life sized baby monkey.

They really need to slow the Coco hype train down Im going to end up hating her before she turns 16

>career ending elbow problems
>implying he's not air mailing cuban level HGH and stem cells to regen as we speak

How is he so unlikable.

this. she beat a 40 year old dinosaur and they act like she's the second coming of jesus

She is kinda good at 15 only because of her physical strength she can peak at 16...

Oh shit might finally have found a goalhorn
youtube.com/watch?v=1gdXgSQ2fKc

or this
youtube.com/watch?v=0UA9wypT4y4

or some trap shit
youtube.com/watch?v=LnZ-q6uVfAU

English is a second language to him and he probably comes off as cringy even though it's not in his native language

I mean Nadal speaks like he is half retarded and more people like him.

Impossible bcause she's a "woman of color" and so has to do well or else the world is racist. FUCK DRUFFTFF

People seem to forget the insane hype they had for Victoria Duval, but she got cancer so it's understandable she's stalled but Taylor Townsend is way better than her and Coco and she's dead since 2014, although she seems to have revived now but don't get your hopes up.

i think sissypass was accurate in the weirdo assessment

So then why did he tell the crowd to suck his dick in Serbian then expect people to like him

>"I know who you are. I will find you" - Djokovic
what did he mean by this?

Doubles makes very little sense in this day and age. There I said it.

Serena is gonna win this one, isn't he?

>he

McNally is actually pretty qt. Why don't they hype her up instead of Coco the gorilla

Unlikely, she could lose to anyone in the final. She's been a complete mess in the last 2.

Dubs and one of the posters itt gets to fugg Barbara Schett

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what if I get dubs?

too irish

no homo but i unironically think coco is kinda qt

>serenas a mother and so brave!!

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Not the real Coco

>commentators talking about verlander
jfc just end this match

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got a feeling i will wake up to a glorious wawrinka victory tomorrow
auf gehts stan

youtube.com/watch?v=5-SZraSMiEc

Se branco, maiores putas que há, des que sejas branco e bonito elas comem te

just speak english la

new order was better than joy division don't (You) me

jaja. pero caca

2009 trip

youtube.com/watch?v=Zx4Hjq6KwO0

lel, nice dream

new order was better than joy division don't (You) me

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>basedjacks
Cringe

One works with Tony Godsick

Now you know how we feel when reading about Johnny Depp

is this pic a basedboy meme?

serbovic will fall

When I wake up tomorrow Djokobot will be out of US Open

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he started to green text. he's all grown up

lads, how many bing bongs to Stan v Djoker
i have an assignment to finish...

>basedjackposters have made it to /10is/
And I thought jt was the worst poster

back from one of your routine electrical blackouts i see, poo

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3 bongs, 45 bings I think

Who will YOU root for in Nole vs. Medvedev?

How is /myguy/ Shapovalov doing

>match should've started 15 minutes ago
god fucking dammit

knocked out, shlomo

It's like another shoah

playing doubles rn

I got bad news man

Danil is playing like shit lads

this dude is treeing out of his skull

Fuck, diMEMEtrov beat demon?

Does medvedevs head remind anyone else of pic related? Is he a descendant of julius caesar?

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Danil is mad as fuck lads.

Koepfer is cute!

lendl is big brained
atptour.com/en/news/legends-roundtable-us-open-2019-saturday-31

>Medvedev is shitting the bed

Zoomers are such a fucking waste of prize money.

>actually dropping a set to a qualifier
How did Koepfer even make it this far?

Faced nobodies

>Kopfer might make it to quarterfinals
Is tennis dead?

rude

It will be officially dead when Federer, Novak and Nadal retire. It really wasn't doing that hot post 90s anyways. Zoomers obviously don't give a shit about the sport.

Tennis needs to do something. They need to cultivate a legit threat or two in the next decade or they might as well turn into darts or bowling level programming.

People's attention are lower than ever and most zoomers get easily distracted and pull out their phone when losing a little interest.

Best thing to do would be get rid of the 1st serve, lower the serve clock unless it's a big/long point; make the first 3 rounds of a slam best of 3 and the game would be more exciting.

And I'm the minority but I can't wait for the Big 3 to fuck off, it's so boring seeing these fucks still dominate.

Don't blame the big 3. Blame the current young crop of losers.

>Victim blaming

They're inconsistent as fuck but hard to win when the Big 3 are too fucking good.

I was watching Fed's last 2 matches and guy looked fucking unstoppable. Whether it's roids or talent he's just too damn good that even Rafa/Novak will probably lose to him, and if they can't beat him how can young players do it?

gay

young players don't practice for shit. sure they lose but none of them really care. you have guys like tittypas who locked himself in a room for 3 days instead of getting on the court and practicing trying to get better. the pay is too good. losing in the third round is decent money if you do it enough

fucking this
>its another user hates a winner episode

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Remember the Italian womens final. Americans had bought expensive final tickets expecting to see Serena. They were fuming.

ESPN won't let the Rinaldi tweet go

They all have enough money to take roids. That’s not an excuse. The reason why they are shit is their lack of mental game.

Burger media has to burn

I miss Gabe and schizo Argentina

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If any of the Big 3 got caught with roids the ATP would brush it under the rug, or hell maybe they're supplying them with ped's wouldn't surprise me they bring in millions/billions. The young players don't have that kind of pull.

Hate Federer interviews in English

Hate Swiss posters posting in english

Well, at least Medvedev is winning now. Some balance is restored in the rankings. I know Zverev, Thiem and Tsitsipas would shit the bed but not Medvedev.

Love Federer

>Love Ped's.

Fixed that for you mate.

Is a crying poorsport who deserves to be behind Djokovic in the one true GOAT rankings.

Hate post match interviews of the Big 3

Love the Big 4

Remember the long lost big 5?

Love Big Mac

I don't want to believe this

Total GS is the GOAT ranking which Federer is leading

Djokovic
Federer
Nadal
Wawrinka
Soderling???

Murray you twat

give it a year. Djokovic will have surpassed him.

Djokovic
Federer
Nadal
Murray
Wawrinka

Who?

>doubles

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>Osaka vs Bencic
This is the match

why are they announcing keys - svitolina like it's a boxing spectacle?

Hope the Ukrainian robot gets thumped

Anyone else want to eat McNally's ass after that doubles match?

Boris Becker: Morgen ist das Erntedankfest

DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK

For me it's Lauren Davis

it isn't?

hope the coal burner loses

He's Serbian

Earnest questions: are american commercials aimed at retards as their primary target audience?

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FUckn whistleblower

lets go sweet-oil-lina
as much as I like keys I wanna see elina win US open already

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gib stream

Nope aimed at scientists

Lose already Koepfer

live-tennis.stream/watch/dominik-koepfer-live.html

Svitolina is the type of girl you would have seen at Spahn's ranch

Whos the Rick Dalton of the wta?

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come on, most of the commercials worldwide are lame/annoying/stupid , but this is some next level brainlet stuff right here
just outright appalling

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Berdych lmao

which network are you watching?

I kind of feel like Svitolina is going to get slapped.

espn

questions:

why don't women wear shorts like men do?
why do they have to force incels on Yea Forums to think - i wonder what it smells like up her skirt?

based
obrigado amigo

im watching on the watch espn app. they dont show the commercials.

but yeah, the commercials here are dumb. british ones arent any better though...

whos the bruce lee of the ATP?

it's called class you fucking rapist

Why are you thanking yourseld?

the ads between NBA games are even dumber

women like wearing pretty feminine clothes

bc niggers

what
there are 2+ portuguese posters in this thread

Which commercial specifically are you referencing? For those of us watching on the app

>odd player with big fanbase
Let me think

dont forget completely overrated ability

so they can flash their bottoms
isn't that the main reason why like 80% of all male audience watches wta?

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by BBC later tonight

>class
>females

yeah that's plausible, but can we imagine Federer in a sleeveless? All the wta women have bare shoulders.

>badison sleaze

would like to see an horse win usopen

Damn 122mph ace from keys. Her serve is mean as fuck

I said wta you moran

>an horse
>Tfw I never understood this meme to use an before horse

The screeching Russian

I throw up in my mouth a little everytime the camera shows that thing on Madison's shoulder.

is it gonna be an osaka-williams rematch at the uso 'pen?

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for me it's Mr. Andrei Rublev with his muscular legs

Svit seems extremely autistic

yeah those shadow swings prove it.

wew ladison

Remember when svitolina was anorexic?

women commentators was a mistake

Chris Rock still hasn't wiped the sperm off his lips.

instagram.com/p/B0D_X5mApp6/?hl=en

hope not. I want my waifu to win again.

based paki in the comments

Is keys really going to blow it and lose to this autistic cheerleader

yes

Come on Koepfer. Pull a Friedrich Paulus. You're not going to win this.

what a class ass

That's too bad

all of them, you've no idea just how lucky you are for not having to sit through them every 3 games
flu shots gone wrong?

top kek
that was a good movie

Agreed. Fun flick

How does Medvedev have to pay so little in fines compared to Kyrgios?

>the memevedev walk
kek

Who wins the title for biggest asshole? Medvedev or Koepfer?

basedvedev

Why can't Novak be like memevedev

djokovic off camera
kygrios on camera

based medvedev

Konta, after I put my dick in her.

Medvedev taunting pmsl

medvedev is BASED
eat shit amerifats

Medvedev is quickly turning into my favorite tennis player. That's how you have to take crowd responses. that's how Djokovic became great.

>this booing
ahahahahaha, US open confirmed for worst crowd
YOU GUYS BEING AGAINST ME, YOU GAVE ME SO MUCH ENERGY TO WIN!
I would pee myself laughing if he wins the US open
based indonesian friend

I agree if you want to be a dick embrace it, no one cares about being a fake bitch.

BASED

how he treated the ballgirl/boys was uncool though
the rest was pretty good

the chad medvedev stride

Do people not remember Djokovic in 2007 and 2008? He used to get irate at the fans.

someone please tell me they webm'd or gif'd that medvedev dance towards the net after the match point

Who cares? Some ball boy are slow/autistic as fuck, we can criticize them too

now noles trying to fix up his act kek
deep inside his cybernetic heart he still hates the crowd with all of his serbian rage

i liked medvedev until that faggot zoomer dance

except basedvedev is flipping them off and openly provoking them, basking in their boos, whereas djokobitch is sending them hearts and fake smiles

shut up faggot boomer

Novak is more refined in his trolling of the crowd. Novak worked the crowd like little bitches in Wimbledon. He had them wrapped around his finger. What Medvedev was just sophmoric cheekiness. Any Euroslav can do that since they all look like ducks.

deal with it bitch

what does monfils see in this pig?

>t. dancelet

cute face
a bit too thin for me but whatever, the guy likes her

>georgian liking a russian
cuck

>white

He likes Slavic girl, he say that in some interview

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>cute face
definitely not

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I like Djokovic but he acts like such a good boi outside the court. Telling a fan he’s going to find him and hunt him down is extremely based.

Tennis players at a top level realize they’re more important than almost any of the people at these tournaments and they won’t take shit from these losers which I respect.

Would be poetic justice if Pliskova destroyed Shitolina and won the tournament

I can see what he mean
There are far worse to pick from, friend.

Medvedev is only liked by people who self-insert as a victim that is good enough to disrespect the crowd after winning

>a balding 23yo zoomer who looks like a 40yo after having a chemo session
>plays fortnite instead of manly games such as CoD like kyrGOAT
>is based af

kind of mixed feelings here :/

this

>pliskova

Lol

>petkovic couldn't get pass elise merterns
;_; I want her to reach a QF so badly

Djokovic will spank him like a little baby

Medvedev is not important until he gets into the finals in the grand slam and he knows it. That's why does all this trolling shit. He's a 23 year old pissed off Euroslav just like Djokovic was in 2010.

I mean Bencic, just testing you h-hehe

Isn't he just a younger reflection of Nole?

just the way he did in cinci, right?
also
>djoko will get past stanimal

Djokovic is still slightly likable

He is. Nole still eats the grass at wimbledon which pisses off Bongland. He is the same as medvedev except not as obvious.

Nole wasnt this extra about being cocky

How important do you think black penis is in Elina getting to the quarterfinal?

>that svitolina shadowboxing tennising
holy shit that was oddly terrifying

That's only after winning 17 slams and doing some impossible comebacks that's never been seen in tennis. Medvedev has a long way to go.

How about you stop being this fixated on cock of players you hate and just enjoy the match?

kek

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Whom do you think memefils cheated on sweetolina with when they had that brief breakup?

No because Medvedev is 23 but still acts like a moody teenager. He's just not as beta as a competitor as the other next gen so he stands out from the crowd.

I get both sides. The fans thinking Russians are mentally ill. And Medvedev thinking New Yorkers are mentally ill.

If anything, it's probably detrimental
>dutch flag saying this
typical

Yastremka

The Dutch is a self confessed mutt. He a nice guy though so don't bully him

I played with US Open balls recently and they were noticeably better than Penn Extra Duty

>yeah lets talk about dicks fuck tennis
I don't have time for this new yorkian logic

I remember when he went on a boat ride and Sabs was on the boat with him and Svitolina, maybe some other players...

blessed Brandi Carlile in the American Express ad

So after this Open:

1. Djokovic
2. Nadal
3. Federer
4. Medvedev
5. the rest

Djokovic will need five more months before he passes Sampras all-time at weeks at #1. Can he get there? He'll be playing the Australian Open around that time.

ole bucktooth looks like shes in some trouble

>I don't have time for this new yorkian logic
New York used to be New Amsterdam, my nigga...

serena, but that was only for the sole purpose of procreation

Proofs??

Nadal will win us open so Novak will not reach #1 soon

>Keys has 38 unforced errors
jesus she really need to work on that mental game, unfuckingbelievable

look at these eyes at 16 now look at zverev homo ass

youtube.com/watch?v=1tSDyLeUwJ4

At this point, I'll take a moody mid 20s teenager over the rest of these zoomer losers. I just need to see some good competition.

Who’s paying Madison keys to hit the net over and over, this is crazy.

based desu

neither side is wrong

name a better combo than keys and neterrors

Revolting, ungodly Ukrainian civilization destroyer

Nadal is many points behind Djokovic in the rankings.

>muttison

Madison will never won a Grand Slam I think ... she is so fucking weak mentally

wow keys actually lost. what the hell is her problem?

ostapenko and serving the ball into the wrong service court

>cameras throughout the catacombs
never liked that desu

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so this is the power of coal burning...

From all the american in top 30 she has the worst mental game, shes frustrating to watch most of the time

Keys could get it if she cleaned up her acne.
don't @ me

One trick pony

keys wtf was that. jesus these women are already done after the hype train goes. look at sloane steven

@95141242
rude

Most WTA players can barely serve. At least they are still much better at tennis most women playing women's soccer.

Lol

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It doesn't matter how dominant Federer has been. He knows Djokovic is coming like a steaming locomotive. The only way Federer wins the Open is if Medvedev takes Djokovic out in the Quarters.

yeah where the fuck was sloane
she was to beat serena damn it

and fixed her horse teeth and got rid of that thing on her shoulder
begone zoomer

Djokovic is not playing good
And wawrinka will confirm that by going 5 sets vs him

didn't women tennis training change as a whole somewhere in the early 2ks and fucked it up for everyone which is why we mostly have ballbashers?

why do they do these on-court interviews after each match? all they ever get from the players are tepid generic answers nobody really gives two shits about
that's what a bloody press conference is for, quit hindering the pending players

to be fair sloan has madison to thank for her brief stardom

first round exit. she won the us open a few years ago. unheard of skill drop off

Are you like the Serrbian version of the Argentine that hates Del Potro? What's your deal?

Literally the best tennis ball unless Slazenger balls are better

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If anyone can stop djokkobot its the Wewrinka - the only person who can stop his cybernetic ontslaught
unbelievable.

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Reminder: Stan very possibly posts in these threads.

it's more for the crowd who paid tickets i think. so serena can yell out "I DID IT FOR THE MOMS' and then get 10 minute standing ovation

Djokovic hasn't dropped a set yet. Federer has already dropped two sets.

This is literally the best post unless other posts are better

The post above is the best post

IT REALLY WAS GOOD

He played vs shitters
Wawrinka will tire him out and the racist cocky russian will spam his spam bot aces and win the match

I wonder why stanimal and Donna broke up also this wawa vs djoker mätch will be pure kino I can feel it

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@haters
I have never played with Slazenger. They are really expensive here.

post dinners

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is that shaved parmesan?

slazengers are pretty cool clothing desu

Yea

what if the stanimal was a man

Nice.

he is
but also a animal

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Thanks

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another delay and I'm off to bed
I have an exam on tuesday ffs

Wawrinka in 4

Send me your energy please, /tennis/.

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\o/

*Sends my energie cottbus*
\o/

joker in 5

shut up nignog, we're both rooting for nole

\o/

Everything will be alright

none of this matters

Will we ever see the stanimal again? Does he need some wta starlet for peak performance?

Stan, you MUST win so FedGOAT can finally break his US Open drought! I believe in you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody here for Wawrinka right?

Djoko-slayer COMMENCE

you're the man, man

Occasional reminder that Berdych, Zverev and most Dutch people are too tall to win a GS

close enough

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This will happen very often in this match

Canceled?

My mom likes Stan

Time for tennis kino

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I used to like Djokovic but he's too good now. I gotta root for the underdog.

>novak at the net

you got this senpai

novak is finished

literally forgot he won a GS

novak is back

looks like kino is on the menu tonight, lads

goran won

Why dont they install sensors on the lines and then we wont need lines people?

3+ hour match

Woah settle down there buddy

True, there is a lot of emotion in their faces in between plays that really is like a performance.

the fuck

Based

because then we won't get challenges where everyone goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOH" when shit goes down

okay, andy

Because people need jobs. The line people would be out of work.

\o/
Stan the Man

what happens when they step on it?

robots will take everyones job in 50 years. get on that UBI
#yang2020

We stan a slaw

Then you're literally just paying people to exist.

These rallies are satisfying

USO vs AO

which one is better?

stan is fucking drenched in sweat not even 10 minutes in. think he needs some major diet or training changes

The AO crowd is not as loud/hype as the USO crowd, but they're not idiots like the burger fans. Take your pick.

Stop sweat shaming

AO

christ Stosh

>ace to save break point after double fault
Nice!

Alright, it's a game then

is novak allowed to switch rackets like that? on 2-2?

AO crowd panders too much
>come on, sareener

Stan's bh is so sexy omg

nobody likes the AO. it's like 150 degrees

you can switch rackets mid serve

only #1 people can do that

NOLE SHOOK

Was Sam Jackson?

S T A N
M
A
N

No, Sam was phone.

>chokovic

W E S T A N

No, he always does this to psyche out his opponent. Makes them feel like they've got it in the bag. Then he just comes back and owns them.

Celsius or Kelvin?

it's over

SMAN?

the AO crowd on the outer courts would embrace Medvedev

Swiss
Master
Against
Nole

Fuck off you jinxing faggot i hereby nullify you're jinx

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cheeky steroid powder used by stan hidden as baby powder

Poobai pls

does stan have gynecomastia?

based motherfucking leaf right here

Why do they call him "Nole"? There is no L in his name.

*your

Bros you ready for dumb Americans to get btfo by based Djoko again?

Because there's nole he isn't the goat :P

why do they call william bill?
why do they call you faggot?

No
One
Likes
Eem

ye

They don't call me that.

Faggot

Unexpextedly based

why the homophobia

portugal is fuckin chirpy tonight

Stan is the f*****g man

>f*****g
?

i just dipped a chicken tender in soda. it actually works

why not
Also, Bill Tilden had an incomplete finger, wtf.

>wWAwKIRNKA sERVE iS HiS wEak POinT

Dipdipdipdip

Happy Ganesha

>Mike Bryan was just fined $10,000 for pointing his racket like a gun to a linesman who’d made an incorrect call.

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what flavor cold drink?

r8 my drink

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D

>coca cola
>nutrition facts
lel

>stan serving straight gas right now

STAN
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
SAVIOR OF THE ATP

dr. pepper

Menards is the GOAT store btw
Patrician

sounds intriguing might give it a go

Never drank it, does it taste any different from Coke or Pepsi?

is that mexican coke

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

AO is the best slam.

yeah it's very different hard to describe

They say that at one point in time Big Ben was perhaps the biggest symbol of London but that has since been passed by a mosque which represents just how Muslim London (and England as a whole) is these days

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si

LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE BRAVE

o say can you shart
in the local walmart
what so proudly expelled
from anus' last leaking
whose broad streaks and brown stars
through the perilous blight
o'er aisles we watched...
shit gallantly streaming

Okay, that was the point of the week.

Include me in the manifesto

gonna need sauce

stan is so based

I personally prefer nandos piripiri sauce

ITT: people that hate serbs

Dont worry, srbija do milvokija soon

GET FUCKED DJOKOBITCH

>MUH ARM
FUCK YOU

If only Nole wasn't injured, if only.

london needed a massive 9/11 it wouldn't be a muslim shithole if that happened

OFFICIALLY SHOOK

>he fell for the nandos meme

i like Serbia, bro
i just hate the Djoke

Yeah, cool Djoko lost for once... But those people on reddit, really, they should have been in twin towers the cinema and the walmart

Yeah not interested in your gypsy speak, frick off buddy

>stan gets rid of Choko on his master’s behalf
>the old man routes his pidgeon out in SF
>beats the claypipo in the final
Here, I just saved you a week of watching this thing.

there is hope for canada

They keep their women submissive and hate Jews, so I'd say it'd be pretty based.

you're now aware nandos has Portuguese origin

>The restaurant was founded in 1987 in the Johannesburg suburb Rosettenville, by Mozambique-born Fernando Duarte and South African-born Robert Brozin. Upon visiting a Portuguese takeaway named Chickenland, and trying the chicken with peri peri, they bought the restaurant for about R80,000 rand (equivalent of about £25,000 at the time).[1] They renamed the restaurant Nando's after Fernando's first born son. By 1989, the restaurant had three outlets in Johannesburg and one in Portugal.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nando's

Give me one reason not to hate Serbia

Wrong, Stanimal second USO in the making script it

Why do you hate MY country?

idc

i grew up in oz and had to hear everybody talk about nandos every 5 seconds. i went to red rooster like a real australian.

Serbia = Serb = Serve

coincidence?

youtube.com/watch?v=kL3remBDiy0

muslims

They hate Bosnians. Or was it Croats?

There is none, you're an inferior mutt to them in every way.

>what is
>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_July_2005_London_bombings

Is your mom Welsh?

youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw

Who has/had the better career? Wawrinka or Murray?

/pol/ is that way

PART

Says the guy who can't even read

Murray when taking everything in consideration. Stan in slams for sure tho

can't, since you're obviously a biased diaspora (albanian/croatian/kebab, pick ur favorite)

Serbia is based

murray was a massive cuck so no not a better career considering stans career is still going

50 dinars that his surname ends with AJ

Faggot

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Wawrinka for sure, proved himself on many surfaces, beat both djok and rafa in two on his title runs. One handed backhand, not a pussywhipped beta cuck feminist.

Serbia are nationalists... Big yikes

Why did you migrate? Do you have an ebin Australian accent?
I know this South African guy at my job who I thought was an Aussie for a bit btw

dame shekels porfavor

Israel has not yet learned to be multi-cultural. Serbs are going to be at the center of that transformation, which must take place, and Serbs will be resented because of their leading role.

Have pic of cîrstea ass when bake new bread pls thx

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Yeah this serbo croat tennis player is too scared to break Stan. How does this reddit tard only shows up vs novak

>US Open crowd against joker
so based

THE COMEBACK IS ON

LETS GO BASED DJOKER

I know couple of nationalists that actually support Israel and everything that goes with it. a yike

>shlomo disliking nationalists
I'm shocked. SHOCKED

I just figured every board on Yea Forums is a natural extension of /pol/.

Honestly nothing sweeter than living through the success of Djokovic, how doe that dick taste haters (Americans)?

You already know who its gonna be burger boy

nah fuck that bex pic

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give palestine their land back, thief

they want to destroy us all

Someone kick this little piggy from this convo

k-yikes!
disavow!

The haters tears has been replenishing us Djoker fans for a decade now. He truly is an artist of the craft.

can't curb the serb

wtf is happening djokovic pretending to be injured again

So wawrinka is going to drop this set quick to get to the third set, right?

shiggy

diggydoo

la laaaaa la la lala la hey dude

>mfw someone doubts Djoker

lel, when will /tennis/ learn?

His usual skit of losing (or almost losing) a set on purpose, only to steamroll his opponent in the rest of the match.

For you

we were promised kino, not this djokerwinslol bullshit

stan will win this set 7-3 in the tiebreak.

NOW THIS IS INTERESTING!

wtf why is he playing good all of a sudden?

he played with him now turning up a gear

Wow. Number 1 player getting booed off the court. Djokovic going to the locker room to cry.