/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - What Could Go Wrong? Edition

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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 250
V. Bottas 188
M. Verstappen 181
S. Vettel 156
C. Leclerc 132

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 438
Ferrari 288
Red Bull 244
McLaren 82
Toro Rosso 43

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
168 (170 entries)

>Point difference between Gasly and Albon
47 points

>Hund status:
Huge bear haz put huge sadness in our hearz, ve von't be top form

>News:
Gio starts from the back
Hamilton not worrying about engine faiulre
Leg and spinal inhuries for Correa

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sophia bless

GIMI

BUT HERE COMES SEBASTIAN VETTEL

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Would you buy an Alfa Romeo?

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Blessed post
Blessed dubs

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Dubs for Hulk podium

AND ITS LEWIS HAMILTON IN THE MERCEDES THAT WINS THE _________ GRAND PRIX

inb4 charles cooks his tyres again

dubs and Norris dies

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i had one. i liked it

Is this achievable natty?

Hell yeah I love that car

>not religious
>my thoughts and prayers do nothing
>send them any way

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youtube.com/watch?v=uBoqdSD0gMU

>With Anthoine Hubert carried in everyone's hearts, the F1 family get ready to honour his memory at Spa-Francorchamps. It's an all-Ferrari front row...
Sounds ominous...

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WAKANDA

>62, 63, 64, 65, 67, 68, 69
all these posts in a row and you missed the important one

If someone dies here today, don't say I didn't warn you.

We need to take a good look at the sport because this is unacceptable.

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You can feel it can't you? Vettee and Leclerc having a coming together on Kemmel straight on the first lap.

Heavenly trips though

where are you sending them?

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You should thank God for those trips

I sense it too

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There's nothing wrong with that.
Also, checked. Your thoughts and prayers are sent.

People acting like they actually knew this dead cunt is sickening 2bh. It's sad he died and all that but you and I and the vast majority never said boo to him let alone knew him.

I bet the are better today but my dad used to own a Giulietta and it was a rust bucket with constant eletrical problems.
I wouldn't own any car that wasn't designed to handle the absurd amounts of salt we put on our roads every winter 2bh, so basically Volvo and German cars.

I haven't said boo to anyone I don't think

And ham correas one of them

bring back benetton blue livery

I don't sense anything

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Rolling for Neekeri death

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digits and the entire grid dies

no more frenchies in f1

Reminder that Charles "Azrael" Letwink will win this race and there's nothing Ham and Vet can do about it.

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why Felipe baby can't do shit in FE ?

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this
replace them with swedes
just as likely to die on track but much quicker on average

no more foreigners in f1

to the victims

i’d love a 4c.

Why does Lewis glue nylon rope to his head?

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this
only people from LIBERTY MEDIA LAND

exposed

everyone on reddit has ptsd now because this gay frog died

God I just want to pinch that nipple and twist and pull on it right until the point where she starts screaming then pull her top down and pop it in my mouth.

Does he do that by himself everyday?

>orange paddock is filled with boomers

tbf he only had three decent years in F1

LIVING LEGEND

i want to punch her boobs

Based Prost telling it like it is. Motorsport is the safest sport.

Shittiest driver in championship contention of the last 30-35 years.

imagine dying and some Pajeet tells your backstory on tv

alex jones was right

Wobbler gives him a good run for his money though

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Is that Di Resta?

what the fuck is this music

Literally who?

>swedes
>good at racing
Pick one, Sweden can already produce shitters like son of Eric.
French are the ABSOLUTE GOAT drivers, pic related.
Also we invented motorsport, dasss rite!

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>off-brand lotus elise

His eyes are so crooked he probably saw his death coming on Thursday.

>You will not post any of the following outside of Yea Forums:
>Racism
>>>/global/rules/3

no wonder he died, the guy can't even look straight

dubs and hamilton falls out of the convertible hes sitting precariously on the sides of right now and Bottas runs him over

luv that mercedes

kys neekeri

career ending pregnancy to ruth

Ronnie was the Senna of his time.
But that cunt James Hunt just had to go and kill him.

James Hunt single handedly killed Formula 1 in Sweden.

KEK. Normalfags are all seething on Youtube comment section about Daft Punk music.

gimi

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thank god for hunt

Digits and Russell will get murdered by polish Kubica fans

Memeber
Spurdo is that you?

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Lecute and Momma Hubert

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digits and red flag today

Does the French accent make anyone else angry too? I know they do that shit on purpose.

youtube.com/watch?v=uBoqdSD0gMU
They are playing music on the corner where Hubert died
classy

>Ronnie was the Senna of his time.
More like Mansell
>second driver for a championship-dominating team
>making sideways career moves to teams which turn out third-fourth on the grid

It was not hunt, but the cretin starter

This ugly paki keeps reporting shits to jannies

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1999 was wild boys
>MIGA: 11 poles, 5 wins, spins off in both Italian races
>DC: 2 wins, ran into Mika twice
>the Michael: decides to sit this one out
>Irvine: 4 wins, 4 other races where he completely exposed himself
>Hill: commits career suicide
>BAR: big oof

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>my dumb post is the OP
Living the dream

I've got a cute 147

all of Le Cucks friends will die in motorsport

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>everyone's in nice classic sports convertibles
>Ricciardo in a fucking beetle
They couldn't even get him a Renault? Really?

she seems to be over it already, kek

>James Hunt single handedly killed Formula 1 in Sweden
probably smothered a fag with the other
what a legend

based fucking beetle

>pic of the dead guy's mother and leclerc
>1994 in the post's digits
What did they mean by this...

Citroen DS Pallas
At this point AMX has more class than the whole oranje army

get him an alpine for fucks shake

>Renault not providing their drivers with appropriate cars
budget cuts huh

ricciardo always ending up w the trash car seems like a nice metaphor

Craig you’re no supposed to smile

Guys why is this allowed?

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leclerc's the coolest guy in that parade

Vettel and Hulk run him over

probably good for Gasly he'll be out of F1 soon

Based Norris streaming driving round spa

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he had the 2nd or 3rd best car on the grid for most of his career
this is like "Webber and Barrichello" were unlucky type idiocy

Hubert's death was actually an Ecclestone stunt and he is actually alive

Jules died on his 34th gp today is leclercs 34th gp

that fokin mercedes amg la

SWEEPER CUNT

>that road sweeper vehicle still cleaning up bits of Hubert
yikes

He is chilling with Epstein on some remote island right now surrounded by questionably aged girls.

prediction for this race:
merc 1-2
max 3
ferarri 4-5

Why are the Red Bull drivers in Citroens?
Also, >Albon

Oh shit it's habbening

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Viv's doing her best

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dumb slavshit

why is he so cute

RIP leclerc, digits confirm

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hams does two DNFs in a row AMX WDC

>You can donate to Lando's stream
what the fuck
why would you do that

Stroll is a jew

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digits confirm hamilton will slip on some of Hubert's remain and get t-boned by Verstappen

Shut the FUCK up frog

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>they just don't learn
Lol, faggotry.

I bet his real name is Strollberg.

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>monza monza monza monza
Ferrari’s excuses for being shit the past few seasons is the car is being saved for fucking monza. What’s gonna happen when they get exposed once again

To support the streamer

I really get lesbian vibes from Vivien

The MiTo is actually a really fun car to drive

He makes a salary in the low millions.
Why would he need your support?

And so is Abiteboul.
How new are you?

I won't, what will you do pidor?

impossible she is my future wife

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I actually own an alfa, and I'm going to drive it to Monza next weekend

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bergbaumwitz

Okay guys, reddit says on lap 19 we have to stand up and clap, tweet out a heart emoji and like expired baguette's last instagram post

Blame the dutch

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collecting empty bottles around the track?

there was a guy related to Epstein called Steinberg

YES

RAIN

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>Leclerc outqualified Vettel by 0,75 sec without slipstreaming

EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D

Because he streams video games

And his father is a murderer

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I would fug an old alfa.

>Alfa Romeo
dead brand, same as Lancia and Fiat

also extremely bad quality and unreliable

It's (((Strulovich)))

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how has vettle not just gone for the old "exhaust > hose > bag > head" at this point.

>HHF: Had a legit shot at tge Title in a Jordan

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best stream gib

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i don't think Hill had a career to begin with

This ones pretty good.

hdstreams.club/hd/ch11.php

Can't find any acestreams so far.

better cancel the race so nobody dies

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Lance Sixmillionowitz

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thank for the valuable input, gipsy. Just try not to pull it out of your ass next time

I stopped watching F1 after Schumacher left. Is it worth to get back in? I miss the Sunday afternoons on the sofa.

A few questions:
I checked some current drivers and Hamilton looks like a fag and I won't ever be able to support him. Is that ok? As a German probably Vettel is the right choice to cheer on? He also won a few times. Is a comeback possible for him?

Why is there no Japanese driver anymore?

Have the rules really changed that much to the worse?

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takk bros

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Lance OYVEYWOODENDOORSWHATDOYOUMEANGOY

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Why didn’t you watch during Vettel’s Red Bull days?

explain

why are you italians always so butthurt when someone tells you the truth? deal with it

your entire country is a natural disaster, sadly

You missed the fun yesterday
streamable.com/lgt1x

The last car manufacturer with SOUL

>kraut is butthurt by british dominance
Pottery.

Dubs and Hamilton will do a respectful dab after the minute of silence.

>pay to watch sky
>still has commercials
thanks, usa

I'm not sure anymore, but they sure kept it longer than others

YAAAASSSSSSSSS

PETITION TO RENAME SPA CIRCUIT INTO CIRCUIT DE HUBERT :'( [SERIOUS]

"british"

Rules these days allow tons of aero autism on the cars which makes it difficult to follow and overtake. Major rule change incoming in 2021 though.
If you don't like Hamilton you're in good company here.
Cheering for Vettel/Ferrari is suffering. They might win today, like win Monza, and that's it for this season.

>77
Bottas dab confirmed

We hoverboard nos

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ocon dies next year

Called up the village priest to bless my TV with holy water so all drivers can finish the race safely.
_/\_

Office Chair

do you think these things have fail safes just in case shit hits the fan ?

Based

I just got my blessings emailed to me, I'll forward the thoughts and prayers to the FIA in a bit.

that fag is craving for attention
deserved tho, based green goblin invention

>731 upvotes and 3x Reddit gold

I really don't know, probably too busy because of my studies

Is he dead?

Thanks. Who is your favorite?

what, a parachute? nope. you're dead

I think someone died on them not too long ago

came here to say this

Thats why the hoverboard has 2 engines not 1.

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reddit hates "religion"(christianity)

It's better to get into MotoGP.

Enjoy getting butthurt, Nelson.

Yes but they really like virtue signalling over the death of this F2 driver they had never heard of, which takes precedence I think.

Is that the same French guy that was at Bastille Day?

Yes
fia.com/news/statement-incident-during-fia-formula-2-feature-race-spa-francorchamps

If rain gp, are Ferrari fucked?

Only this one

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>If gp, Ferrari are fucked.
ftfy

What is the official F1 snack?

>cheat activated

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>Sophia Flörsch

nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12065715

How SCARED is Albon right now?

>guy died yesterday in one the scariest corners on the calender
>in a car he is unfamiliar with
>starting in the middle of the murder ball
>possibility of rain

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Lol are those cars made out of paper? It actually just split in half.
Its time to BAN this so called ‘sport’.
Filing a petition as we speak

Yuropeans are all fucking homosexuals. Fucking disgusting.

No because I'm practical and don't want to have reliability issues.
I chose a starlet from 1995 as my first car instead of a 147 for the same money I paid for it.

Would love to have an old spider as a weekend car though

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Hey there pretty boy ;)

fuck off

Depression: The Car

I ain't gay but I will suck a nigga's dick

wrong
we're all fucking and sucking them

>If you don't like Hamilton you're in good company here
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE BUTTHURT NEVER ENDS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Hold you cancermouth

Nah m8, probably more "british" people than blacks in Africa across the pond these days.

>Is he dead?

not easy to survive in such crash
youtube.com/watch?v=t9OdC-YTsoA

>hipster rum
>pleb rum
>shit rum
tough choice

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RAIN
IN
5IVE
I
V
E

Shut up nerd

I like it, I get 17 kilometres per litre of gas on average and it's an automatic too which is great for traffic and being lazy

how many wide will it get this year?

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Im more of a Vivien guy myself

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only one wide allowed for safety reasons

albons mum a qt

znao sam, da si peder Mate, al da si ovakva pederčina e to nisam

reminder our bumlicking mate will be annihilated by the breeze and drizzle tonight

>ummm, excuse me that corner is called radillion

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Mix all three together dink

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Go with pleb rum, it''l remind you of old times when you drank it before you had better taste.

Source: had jim beam at a party a few weeks ago, reminded me of drinking as a teen (18 I swear)

ja sam mali mateee od tate i tate

and nothing of value was lost

Milfs > Teens

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Raidillon*

>hahaha how the fuck can you lose it at Eau Rouge hahaha nigga just turn the wheel right and the left like nigga take it flat out.

hc 7 is decent. plantation add sugar to theirs.

Just mix it with some coke you're not gonna drink them for the taste anyway

Makkaraperunat.

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Raidillon, is in fact, Eau Rouge/Raidillon, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge.

Raidillon is not a turn unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning turn system made useful by the Eau Rouge, the old main straight and vital turn components comprising a full turn system as defined by FIA.

Many Formula One drivers drive on a modified version of the Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge which is widely driven today is often called “Raidillon”, and many of the drivers and media pundits are not aware that it is basically the Eau Rouge system, developed by the Spa Francorchamps circuit. There really is a Raidillon, and these people are driving on it, but it is just a part of the system they drive through.

Raidillon is the left hander; the turn in the system that allows the machine’s acceleration to the Kemmel straight. Raidillon is an essential part of the turn system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete turn system. Raidillon is normally used in combination with the Eau Rouge: the whole system is basically Eau Rouge with Raidillon added, or Eau Rouge/Raidillon. All those who talk about so-called “Raidillon” are really talking about Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge.

soak the paper towels in the liquor and put them in your arse

Enjoy the butthurt, Nelson.

Give me one good reason to watch this race

adam and eve not adam and steve, preach, hail the lord

I saw Lewis Hamilton at a grocery store in Francorchamps yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Just for Men in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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That looks really good

Get in there Lewis!

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Death

this nigga knows
regina and rum cocktail as it were?

#DabforHubert

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GIMI is going to win in a Sauber.

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Watch both ferraris crash and burn and hear the get in there lewis at the end

tell me something I don't know

kek

>spiced rum

If I tell you, you'll know it.

>GIMI is going to win in a Sauber.
Would that be the most based win of all time?

I’m sick and fucking tired of all the Ferrari pandering that happens every season around spa/monza. If their car is so perfect for these tracks why do they constantly get btfo

even prost agrees with VIl that young drivers are only trained to go fast

I'm drinking apple juice today.
Goodbye teeth.

My foreskin can hold a kinder egg

Rain alert
By the way there's a town called Saint Hubert not far away, what a poetry

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pray for gogurt's entire family

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great post

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idk what's worse, reddit's fake crying and virtue signaling or the tryhard edgelords here

Is TOP KEKE the most based driver in F1 history?

youtu.be/8wkB6sLUT50

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There is not gonna be any rain at all fuck off

Probably yeah

Go back

the former

Maybe try to not be so butthurt.

Bro what is up with these scuffed lightswitches.

KING OF SPA

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Eating chicken in honour of Anthoine

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God I love Europe

>make the run off area wider and turn it into a Circuit Paul Ricard one
thoughts?

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What happened today was, of course, incredibly tragic. Please realise that it is okay to be sad about the things that happened, even if you didn't know the drivers involved. Please realise that it is okay to acknowledge that maybe you find it hard to deal with the emotions you are feeling, or find it hard to deal with the images or videos you have seen. If you're struggling and feel like talking or venting might help, please do so. Talk to the people who are close to you, talk to someone who might be able to help you, or, if you don't know who to talk to, feel free to talk or vent to me if you think it might help.
Take good care of yourselves, F1 fans

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Your country got cucked by Greece into changing its name so stfu

Fucking CHRIST brush your teeth you subhuman

Ted was right

why is punished seb more likeable than VWL seb?

RAIN IN 5

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sup nigga, my name is Big Lewis.

I'm a 34 year old British OG (Original Gangster for you whiteboys). I wite hard as fuck lyrics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior dominos.

I train with my M16 every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun permit two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak American fluently, both LA and the NYC dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Crips code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to LA to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can shoot some Bloods or make it in the rap game!

I own several black hooides, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the USA, so I can fit in easier. I holla at other OGs and speak American as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

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A gravel trap would have stopped the Froggo's car from rebounding back to the track.

Not a chance, I see them break easily and reliability is my main priority when I buy something

Low resolution stream??

this is why your women come to us THE MED BVLLS

been out of the /f1/ loop for a while
is rakesh still kicking about

>and turn it into a Circuit Paul Ricard one
that's how it already is, no?

based

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So gay

No one gets a (you) but I'm watching.

2*19(!)minutes until race
i cry evry tiem ;_;7 _/\_

Bad, but at leat it's better than the 1994 chicane

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put arrester hooks on every run off

What tires do they use on the safety car?

Germany was so fun

take some single malt better
all rum is pleb-tier and only scotch is patrician chose

Karting tires

LingLong Ditchfinders

few shots down the hatch in honor of hubert

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teens > milfs

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>all rum is pleb-tier
Imagine actually believing this. Oh my god, how embarrassing.

>tfw they're still "macedonia" just with a north

Day of the rope for politicians soon.

holy shit did this really happen?

Make a ramp before every barrier so the cars are launched over the fences instead of bouncing back onto the racing line.

I am getting grey hairs :(

Make a guy with a net throwing device on his crane which can capture the cars and then lift them off the track.

we should pull a Reichsta fire but with them inside

only where the crowd color is perticularly orange

t.reddit

broadcast is on

as long as you're not balding grey hair looks good

Okay lads, ukrainian-exposed-poll guy here, I might miss the gp. Someone post the poll if I'm not here.

hehe hehe yeah...
I'm balding too

t. Damon Hill
just kidding, me too

Any kiwi Spark Sports bois in? I'm running 4K on the tele with fibre and it's looking good.

you kind of forget how quick these cars go

crofty has no idea how to sound sincere

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in GP2, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ferrari, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top driver in the entire Mercedes armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the FIA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Petronas Mercedes Benz AMG GP team and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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When did Spark finally get their shit together?

>wonderful career of jules bianchi
how?

smear onion juice onto your head every evening

Yeah, FIA got scared by the Senna accident so they cucked every single corner they deemed unsafe that season.

Yeah, it was the aftermath of Imola GP 1994, they added chicanes to some tracks to lower speeds, but they thanfully removed them for next season.

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Lewis's family

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Bahamas, do you copy?

>he pays money to watch spoiled rich kids go fast around a circle

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that one time he lucked into points in a shitbox was celebrated by lucking into a non-MWL

very good junior career and impressive showing in backmarker teams
just because the numbers weren't big doesn't mean he had a bad career

>the little one that gets crushed on the right side

Get rid of any wall and tyre wall and make it so if you fuck up you go into the trees. See who the real men are willing to put it on the line

F

>he shitposts on a Mongolian throat singing forum

that's Nicolas

They should do a coin flip at the start of the race and if it's heads they should go around the track the opposite way :)

HAM saving the environment

:(

What are even "macedonians" kek? Fucking slavshit larping as greek.

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Lewis the forest fire expert

STILL

probably a better death than what the rest got

2 months a vegan
>insufferable vegan cunt

>Antoine

I hate shit like this. Anthony Jeselnik (stand up comedian) had a great bit about this. "I know some sad stuff has happened but don't forget about me!"

Maybe I'm too far removed from normielife but this charade since yesterday seems so fucking FAKE. Like +90% of these people had never heard of Hubert before his death and didn't give a shit about any other series than F1. Now they feign sadness and hold competitions on who has the most emotionally hit by the accident. "I'm not really in the mood to watch a race today, guys... I wish they would all just drive a parade lap waving French flags and then retire to the pits... It would be what my dear friend Anjuan Hooper would have wanted... I'm so sad... I've been crying my eyes out since I read the news... I'm so glad that I don't watch junior formulas so I didn't have to witness something so horrific live..."

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that's fucking cool

Months ago. They had to, with all the boomers wanting rugby world cup support (like my old man). I've got a 4K stream on a vdsl connection with 48kpbs and fibre is 1000kpbs at my other house so we're okay with Spark

last digit is gimi's position at the end of the race

imagine larping about muh global warming then going home on your 200£ million yacht after going vroom vroom in your fossil fuel'o'mobile. If these cunts gave a single shit they'd have firstly quit the sport in boycott and then used their massive fucking wealth to do something about it

I

not gonna watch the race.

I am DEVASTATED! I! I AM SO SAD! PLEASE HEAR ME I'M SAAAD!

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you're time is up, farmer

ok Bulgrarian

There's a supermarket literally across from my building but I don't know what to get
Suggestions pls

It's always like this. Learn to ignore it.

>supermarket on sunday
wut

cant you call them and ask them to bring you stuff?

They hired a blonde fag tho. Two, in fact.

>implying any of them care
he just appealing to his fanbase

rewe-pizza and schwippschwapp

>your 200£ million yacht after going vroom vroom in your fossil fuel'o'mobile

>AHHHHHKSHUALLY the meat industry is far more harmful to the environment than us driving cars
He literally just said that, wew.

I totally agree with you.

People who mostly are shocked by this accident are people who don't even watch motorsports. Who cares what they think.

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blikken zwerversbier
worst

even my small ass 9k town has this

I could but it would arrive tomorrow

Pop Corn and beers

post thoughts and prayers you have already prepared for Lewis's fatal crash today.

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spaghetti walk incoming

Cornetto

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so do the teams just carry around sticker printers just in case someone dies???

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The entire event is so unreal many people forget that these guys are racing at speeds which are so fast that there is no way to actually ensure the drivers safety.

Everyone is kind of in a bubble until the inevitable tragedy happens. I think it's important that people mourn and show they are upset because otherwise the race would be shut down.

>the shanty town of germany

you put monkey in cockpit

Is Lewis gay?

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dead nigga storage pls

Makes me reeeeee and angery inside, should have a wank to release the frustration
REEEEEEEEEEEE ITS NOT A FUCKING COMPETITION TO FIND WHOS THE MOST HARMFUL, EVERY LITTLE HELPS AND IT SHOULD START EITH YHAT FUCKING NIGGET QUITTING THIS FUCKING SPORT

>Allahu Akbar, glory to Allah and Muhammad (PBUH)

Front row crash, verstappen p1

No (ys).

>Lewis Hamilton will sing the French anthem in honor of Anthoine Hubert
Yikes

rate my breakfast

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>why yes I work on the Lord's day
Islam has truly taken over the UK

What he means is taht German supermarkets are closed on Sundays, no exceptions.

Hoping for an OH NO NOOOOO! episode

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fetti, was geht

come home then, black man.

no sauce/10

How fucking retarded is that?

There, I fixed it

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we are kinda obsessed with Hamilton, don't yall think?

0Ɩ\Ɛ

Breakfast at 15:00?

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Kekeke

theres plenty you just cant see it

didn't know they have Weckchen in Australia

>no exceptions.
that's, like, you know, wrong.

Leclerc to win

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You posting from Australia?

Does anyone have a webm of crash yesterday? I didn’t see it yet.

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You get used to it quick, and it's a nice day when you dont have to worry about shopping because you literally cant
7/10

>no one wants to talk to me because some random French faggot no one cared about 2 days ago died in a car crash.

>complaining about people starting their days late
Hand over the passport, José.

>shutting down your shops because of an old man in the sky
really kekkles the shekkles

Wake up at 12, do some studying until 14, eat breakfast in time for F1.

5de4e1b81a9df87bcca41eeaff6f0ecd62b89cc1

>pay god knows how much for the dedicated sky f1 channel
>30 mins before the race starts there are still ads and still non-live coverage interviews

absolute state

What is this I’m on mobile

This

Lmao get a load of this fucking butthurt

'no'

actually it's because of worker laws I think
plus not once have I felt on a sunday the need to buy something

come off it... they're driving extremely similar cars.

For a lot of the young guys it might be putting what they do into perspective.

Gene is peak boomer

fuck of muzzie

I kinda agree with you.
It's not wrong to mourn a loss, especially when in some kind of an accident, but this shit always devolves in some kind of sad-olympics where all the checkmarks come out of the woodwork to cry

>Everyone dedicating their race to the dead Frenchman
Do the people who do poorly today secretly hate him?

>duct tape armband

>*gets podium today*

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supermarktcheck.de/supermaerkte/duesseldorf/754/open_at_sundays:1/

Damn, that red head was hot.
Where WAGlad when you need him?

I'm just gonna say it. Fuck you retards and fuck this semen slurping sport

>gene

american accents are so fucking stupid

Nobody post during the minute of silence.

beers

Probably somewhere jerking off to that cheating slut (Jessica Michibata)

>Hauptbahnhof
>Flughafen
Yeah okay I should have been more precise

Bring back the grid thots.

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inb4 >the amount of people that went

>Martin reminding Jackie of his dead friends
yikes

>We lose 1 driver
>I lost 57 drivers

It’s not uncommon to get paid more if you work on sundays
Gtfo with your antiquated ‘workers laws’

roger that ya fucken leaf

that's because you've gotten used to the absolute state of this fucking meme of a country. Whenever I go to visit relatives in a different country, we usually go shopping on a sunday and it just feels comfy

>countdown just said 19:19
;_;7

does brundle just have a bit of duct tape around his arm for hubert

SHEEIIIITT

Footage of the crash?

f1 grid thots were always pretty lame

motogp and touring cars are where the real thots are

People die in road cars every minute I still drive like a yob, nobody pays me millions

I’m not coming off anything my koala loving friend. Maybe they should restrict the track speed limit to 70mph to prevent high speed crashes? If they didn’t know the dangers of driving fast before taking up the career they are even more retarded then I thought.

Based Jackie forgetting shitter Jules

I understand all the sentimenst about people wanting Leclerc to win

Still...

Am I cruel or weird for preferring Leclerc not to win this race, yet?

I know it is so long overdue but I so dearly want to be his first ever victory taking place in much more happy circumstances than this weekend.

That we will remember the weekend of his first victory only because of that, not because of what else happened.

Having said that, I still would be happy if he wins.

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Is the audio cracking for you you guys? Or is it just my stream?

you've lost 57 drivers jesus

spam F on lap 19

>t. jew

>decide to watch nascar some years ago
>find some ugly ass site with chat
>people were getting banned if they chatted during the anthem & prayer
mfw

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None of you gave a shit about him before he died.
Just stop.

Well Jackie did use that as motivation to promote safety standards in F1 so it's fair to bring up.

not anymore lad, the more common you make it, the more cucked Sunday becomes

Sunday should be a day off for most

brundle really has been babbling a lot today

first win at monza could be kino

Well it is devastating. I mean we live in time when cars so safe you rarely see drivers even get injured but then out of nowhere it's taking someones life just to remind you how dangerous it is to race formula cars. This is really unsettling, can't imagine what F1 drivers thinking right now.

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based mustachio

Has Martin Brundle ever found the CP?

it's a 'gain positions by abusing track limits at la source' episode

Hungary always had some 10/10 grid thots, possibly pornstars doing extra work.

The longer Le Meme goes without winning, the funnier it is

Ferrari engine blowout on lap 40

*disturbs your minute of silence*

Congratul...he's gone.

>paying workers more
>Jewish
wew

>our thoughts and prayers
and Americans call us robots

>shut up

there was only one good grid girl

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Is it raining ?

Checkem!

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eventually it will just be computers racing against each other so no humans will have to put their lives at risk.

NOW CLAP

LALALALLALALALALALLA

What are you fellas eating this fine afternoon?
Gulaschsoup here.

i don't want him to win just so the meme can continue

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BREAKING NEWS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F1 CEO SENDS THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO HUBERTS FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the amount of people posting now...

the problem is the combination with the pit exit
carsh just launching across the pit exit is not a healthy idea

>brundlel

WHATS GOING ON MY STREAM WENT SILENT

take the ice-cream pill already

fucking brundle speaking during the minute of silence

where’s rakesh

>no ACTION-ZONE during silence

a fucking frog

>dutch broadcasters talking through the minute of silence
based

the dutch fans finally went silent for the first time ever

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

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Who died?

>talking about contracts during the minute of silence
martin you moron

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If F1 truly gave a shit they’d have suspended the Grand Prix until a full enquiry had taken place.

*dabs* respectfully

*BRAAAAP*

please clap

Of course it's the Netherlands that had no respect.

Hulk's career

hopefully, I need more sacrifices

What a fucking trash national anthem lmao.

Who was that at the podium? Looked like Hulk
Is the race over?

gimi in coat

I'm so sad lads :(
bc ferrari has horrible race pace, there's no way to win today,

BRRRRAPPPP

>I'm still driving.

>"like my car goyim?? Maybe if you worked sundays too, I'll buy myself a new one in a year."

based

KWAB

is this famous australian sandwich?

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>belgium
wtf is that thing

Remember when he asked Lisa Su if she can speak english

ugly national anthem

imagine the smelle

>still racing on a dangerous track

>a minute of silence
>brundle still yapping

what a terrible language, like nazi trying to speak french

Why was 75% of the crowd sitting during the national anthem? Don't Belgians have any national pride?

KEK

You're ugly national anthem

>national anthem mentions Anthoine
ART

FAMILY SO BRAVE FOR EXISTING

they make waffles and beer

LeFaggot to lose
Vettel to win

KINO

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The "new Belgians"

I already F'd, i can talk during the minute.

I think it was pretty good for a fake country

>this much delay

>meme country
>meme anthem

I don't even know what that stands for

It’s a non country so doesn’t qualify for national pride.

>Crash car
>Still manage to get it fixed in time for qualifying

The world isn't fair some times.

>30 year old plane is kino

>Stroll is the son of billionaire Canadian businessman Lawrence Stroll

Belgium is not a real country

based

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feral hogs catching / trapping device

I honestly thought it was going to stall

I'm just amazed Belgium has a national anthem, it isn't even a real country.

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NEW
BREAD
WHERE

Läuft auf Putenschnitzel mit Kartoffeln und Salat raus.

I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW DIFFICULT THIS MUST BE FOR YOU
>0 eye contact
I'm starting to miss RTL lads

Your mom isnt real either

>we cant afford F-35s

>german philosophy

>not having an F-19 out of respect for our hero, Anthony

Shameful

go away

damn

F-35 is a piece of shit

Probs just ducking the dutch bastards' smoke bombs.

youtube.com/watch?v=t9OdC-YTsoA
>dat sound

based orange army making everyone seethe

lel these 2 autistic nonces ganging up on the gridwalk

I like how they wrote “Belgian Air Force” on it in case you forgot.

new thread when?

It's more real than Australia

Damn, didn't know Nietzche went into car racing

OH DEER

Is there anybody on the grid that is a bigger cunt that perez

older planes will always be more kino

>Montaya's accent

JUAN SADA MEADOW! JUAN PABLO, Good to see you again! Come mow my lawn man.

Nothing beats an F-16

Yeah that's pretty cool, now bomb the dutch fans.

Dat accent

>my digits of truth

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Such is life in Malaysia.

i think I still have hearing damage from the jets buzzing me at Melbourne GP

>Belgian Air Force F-16 Viper Fly by

Based

why do they always refer to montoya as "one pablo montoya"?
What did he do that made him "the" pablo montoya??

Rolling for Imola 1994

>montoya: YEAH FEELING GREAT

daniel ricciardo bullied some guy on here

...

syrian AA disagrees

Christ, I’d give my left testicle to fuck Natalie Pinkman.

>your highest start George
>but only because of penalties

lel

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is karun wearing duct tape?

>obviously we're struggling in the corners a bit but we're incredibly slow on the straights!
Russell just shits on the car at every opportunity I love it.

>juan pablo, how are you?
>YEAH I’M REALLY GOOD, I DON’T KNOW WHY EVERYONE LOOKS SO SAD TODAY, WHAT’S THEIR PROBLEM? LIKE, LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE!

Binotto speaks french what the fuck?

Isn't he from Swiss?

>RIP TONIO

>conned into buying f35

Österreich auf einmal ganz nett

Thank God I don't pay then. And anyone who does is a mug. The only way we'll get F1 back on free TV is if people don't pay for Sky's bullshit.

Based RMS telling it like it is

>Falcon 3.0 was one of my first vidya
that game was fun as fuck

Who eats from the ceiling?

WEW