Dublin v Kerry matchthread #1
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Dublin v Kerry matchthread #1
Throwing in 6 bongs
Support your county
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>/gay/
yeah nah m8
Ciarraí Abú
The Gaelic Athletic Association (GAA) is Ireland's largest sporting organisation. It is celebrated as one of the great amateur sporting associations in the world. It is part of the Irish consciousness and plays an influential role in Irish society that extends far beyond the basic aim of promoting Gaelic games.
There's four sports under the auspices of the GAA: football, hurling, handball, and rounders.
Today is the football final. Trust me mate, you'll like it more than soccer.
Dublinwinslol
Good luck today Kerry, I think you're lads had the best play in the semis.
There are too many wannabee basketball coaches; coaching in the GAA.
Thanks lad, just had the fry in Barry Bamas Plaza and nearly in the city. Had an argument with a lad when I said mushrooms and tomatoes in the fry were a protestant invention, he wasn't having any of it
Here but who would Una pick?
bad guys va bad guys
t. corcaigh
fake sport, fake country
you have no culture
>mushrooms and tomatoes in the fry were a protestant invention
and you were right
The fry was a protestant invention
oh god stop
>The fry was a protestant invention
Good guys. the lot of them
For my fry, I like liver and onions
wearing my 1995 dublin jersey
i dont actually have a fry coz i grill it
>being a dub
frightful
The perfect fry:
- Irish pork sausages. I like the superquinn ones they sell in supervalu. Deep fried.
- Clonakilty black puding. grilled
- White pudding. grilled
- Good quality back rasher, as long as it isn't too think. Oven then frying pan to finish
- Mushroom. Large/medium white grilled on one side only, seasoned beforehand with salt and pepper.
- beans. doesn't matter.
- eggs. Don't like eggs personally.
- toast. For white sliced I prefer thomeys, as long as it isn't some Brennans shite. served with real, soft butter of course.
All served with tea and copy of the Sunday Times.
culchie shite
>mushrooms
get out of here with that
>Sunday Times
Holy west brit
>doesn't like mushrooms
Are you a child?
My mum is from Athlone, who should I be rooting for?
I've tried I just can't get into gaa
Not him but I think he's not a protestant is why he's not a fan of the mushrooms
Kerry because your Ma is a proud Culchie
Cork v Galway in the minors in about 30 bings
Fuck Dublin
>heart disease: the meal
I'm fine with shredded wheat
What are our thoughts on hash browns though, lads? Personally I'm for them.
I like them alright but I'm not upset if they're not present either.
Don't like em
A few birdseye potato waffles are nicer
Kerry reporting in. Send energy to stop the Dublin menace.
a huge meh
if they're there I'll eat em but if not I wont miss em
BASED
I'll send you a big stick to the head
gwan cork, the minor championship is ours
*gives energy*
Reminder that Kerry was the menace until this current generation of Dublin superiority. That being said, we'll either see 5 in a row or Kerry stopping it, best of luck today lads.
Its finally good to see Cork not being totally shit anymore.
Maybe they might make it out of the 8s next year.
dont give us false hope
Take it
Minor game is shit so far.
galways defence is suffocating
cork need to make use of off-ball runners more
Awwww yeah here we go. 5 in a row
Poor old Bernard Brogan left out of the squad : (
Andrews and Kev Mc make it even though they're halfway to the glue factory.
Dublin by 7
Galway is going to win the minors in football and hurling. Fuck
Darren Daly on the bench as always. Must be the most low key player to have a bag of all Ireland medals. Think he has 5 already. Don't think many would recognize him going down the street
The finished product
The perfect fry for a child. Too small and too many beans
Brennans do quality bread. Just avoid the plain white stuff
>Mattie Kenny to Galway
>Davy Fitz to Dublin
It's happening lads. Liam McCarthy is coming home
t.Sean Brennan. heir to the bread empire.
Brennans is shite, all marketing. stop shilling
sure you don't want more toast for those beans?
I like the white toasted
>The perfect fry for a child.
The perspective is weird, that is a big plate next to a massive cup of tay
>too many beans
Aye, I'll give you that. Got a bit carried away.
GWAN CORK
hello I am here
It's Cork's to lose unless Galway can somehow get a goal.
hello mate, I'd bring you a coffee if I were able
Cork is going to bottle this
could murder a tea right now
What a goal
fuck d*blin and fuck kerry.
I like your hat
What a game this minors
Galway you retards
Thanks, lad. It's a deadly hat.
kick the bloody ball
yeah, kick the bloody ball
>he doubted based Corcaigh
What will happen first, Cork win munster or kerry win an all Ireland?
Game over. Galway you bottle it.
Cork winning the double
*bottles it*
Minor game is going to be so much better than the senior game. Well done Cork.
club orange > fanta
Fuck Dublin and fuck Niggers
Hold your potatoes high lads.
Why is your frog wearing a english rugby jersey?
>watch hurling religiously
>care nothing about football
What the hell is wrong with me?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You are a well adjusted human being in at least one respect.
nothing, hurling is better but football is good too
Being gay
Shut up Leo
Kara Boga wills the DVBLIN victory
Appreciate his enthusiasm but he's too fat to play anything desu
Kerry are fucked.
t. Kerryman in Estonia
*enter the leprechaun*
Based Dubs lining up in numerical order
>football
what an inferior code.
That was fucking weird
How did Walsh-Murphy get on for Cork?
where is play-by-play caller user?
>that kick-out
It's ogre already.
do I support the dub menace or the Kerry menace
Going short is a good tactics if they can get it past the midfield
>supporting Dublin
>ever
Depends on how culchie, munster, anti-dublin, anti-kerry are you? And if you want to see the five in a row happen or not.
this is fair
>0-3 0-4
>15 minutes gone
I'd give football another five years before hurling takes over.
>games need to be high scoring to be entertaining
Literally Amerimutt logic
Where can I watch this? Might give it a go.
My two boys have gone to this. John Egan for Kerry and Enda Stevens for Dublin. I love these gentlemen very much.
good ref
It's on rte2 here so rte player live with an Irish vpn if you don't get rte2 where you are or try this
/gaa/? more like /gay/!
gayry
It's seriously dumb logic considering soccer is the undisputed most popular sport in the world and particularly low scoring by comparison to the vast majority of all other sports.
Dublin dreams of 5
Shut the fuck up Leo, go get your fortnightly hiv check
It's popular but shit.
Yes, well I don't think it's shit myself it's not in my top 5 of sports though.
Based sebbo
Game over
This match is shit. Give me Champions League over this any day
>didn't send enough energy to Kerry
This is your fault, lads. Prepare to be discussed on the Sunday game on the big screen thing that only half the pundits know how to use.
>soccer
Oh yes, because the pinnacle of sporting endeavour and achievement is watching a bunch of overpaid millionaires playing for massive corporations kick a ball around a pitch for 90 minutes ending in a 0-0 draw.
It was over before it began.
>Oh yes, because
>no argument
It's the Kerry captain's fault for not using this time to charge the Spirit Bomb.
t. prod
Why hasn't John Small been black carded? Off the ball fouling is a black card offense, is it because the ref lives in Drumcondra?
Fuck off to England then
I'm watching on the rte app. Why is it in Irish? Yeah up the RA and all that but still, fuck sake.
FUCK OFF DUBLIN. YOU ARE DESTROYING FOOTBALL.
>gaa
More like gay.
HAHAHAHAHA Fuck Dublin.
COOPER BTFO DUBS BTFO
>needing commentary
Foghlaimíonn do theanga.
>McCaffrey sprinting down the tunnel
Is he dying for a shite or what?
Oh shit, it's on boys!
I thought it was more important to point out how you type like a passive aggressive faggot from Reddit. Last season's Champions League was full of drama better than the GAA championships. The fact that it's harder to score adds to the tension and it's a bigger deal when a goal actually does go in. If scores are plentiful then it becomes boring like basketball
All of Europe watches it lmao, not just England. I'm not saying I don't enjoy this as well, just not as much the CL
Has there ever been a Dublin game that was entertaining to watch?
Sergio Ramos inspired
Nah, the Dubs will still win handy
>just not as much the CL
Probably because you're a west brit.
But my school dinn do nuthin to help!!
>The fact that it's harder to score adds to the tension and it's a bigger deal when a goal actually does go in. If scores are plentiful then it becomes boring like basketball
This is a football thread not a hurshit thread
>not being fluent in Irish
Two yellows alright. Clifford was gone.
>West Brit fucks bringing soccer nonsense to GAA
Nuke Hill 16.
You probably chat some retarded west brit Irish and pronounce aoi with a w sound
>Dublin fans look exactly like the people in the pics that are used on /int/ to mock English soccer fans
This Kerry team is too inexperienced, too many chances they've wasted looking a bit frantic
Cooper is a brainless dope too he can't even be cute about fouling
clifford the big red card
Clifford has had a huge half keeping Kerry in the game while not even playing that well. Just shows the amount of respect other teams give him.
>The fact that it's harder to score adds to the tension
All it does is add to the boredom when you go an hour and a half with a single goal. There's actually less skill when all it takes is a single lucky goal to win a game as opposed to a sport like football where the superior team can overcome the opponent getting a lucky score. And then when they do score the whole stadium chimps out like there's been an increase in their dole. Watching soccer is like withholding an orgasm for far longer than is pleasurable.
>All of Europe watches it lmao, not just England
His point was that England made it.
kek
Hes been shite desu
What should I get from the shop?
>yfw you're so sick of the prima donna overpaid pussies in 'professional' sports that you're literally learning Irish just so you can follow Gaelic Games commentary
>yfw you can't show off your new learning because the fucking keyboard can't do accented vowels
>yfw it's umlauts and eszetts all over again
Sausage rolls.
if the west Brits win then Ireland loses
From my experiences, Irish people who watch anime are fucking weirdos.
Shut up Leo
GAA fans often bang on about the GAA because they want to signal their Irish rather than because they actually like watching the play of the sports themselves. Just because I happened to be born here, why should I pretend to myself that find Gaelic and hurling more entertaining than football? Try to look at the sports without any national connotations
>Whelan and Brolly actually claiming that wasnt a second yellow
>yfw you're so sick of the prima donna overpaid pussies in 'professional' sports that you're literally learning Irish just so you can follow Gaelic Games commentary
Extremely based.
>yfw you can't show off your new learning because the fucking keyboard can't do accented vowels
Really? Even on non-standard keyboards there are ways of getting fadas.
>Joe didn't think Cooper fouled him
Seriously? Grabbing his arm when he was ready to run at the goal.
*signal their Irishness
Taytos munchos and some beers
>tfw computer keeps defaulting to US keyboard layout even though it's an Irish keyboard
Speaking of, have you tried changing your layout to Irish?
Crazy. Joe probably doesn't like rules. The northern way.
>GAA fans often bang on about the GAA because they want to signal their Irish rather than because they actually like watching the play of the sports themselves.
That's one hell of an unfounded generalisation.
>Just because I happened to be born here, why should I pretend to myself that find Gaelic and hurling more entertaining than football?
Because they objectively are. The quality of the individual sports aside, the amateur nature of the GAA and the fact that each player, whether at club or county level, is playing for the pride of their county/parish and a love of the sport, adds a dynamic to the GAA that other sports can't compete with.
yeah, but every time he gets the ball he gets double-teamed, opening up huge space. And he effectively won a penalty and a red card for his team.
The whole Dub approach of trying to target him has been wrong. They should have just left him take potshots off his left, instead of trying immobilise him.
Oh will you fucking give it a rest. Just enjoy the game and reassess your fascination with id pol, preferably somewhere else, and I say this as probably your 7th cousin so it's coming from a good place.
You're probably from a county that never wins.
That's nice, user. I'm sure that you're a perfectly adjusted human being.
Even the English UK version should work.
Hes Dublins biggest cheerleader, Clifford shields the ball and Cooer panics because he thinks Clifford is going to be in behind when he turns and pulls him down with both hands absolutely ridiculous to claim it isnt a yellow card
Nice little thread lads, but an we stop the whole dub/culchie/west-brit nonsense? I find it very tiring.
I seen that Secret of Kells animated film, it was pretty nice. Does it have to be Japanese to count as animé?
>Does it have to be Japanese to count as animé?
Yes. Anime are just Japanese cartoons/animations.
Trend setters typically are.
what would happen if i posted some juicy ass in this thread?
good post
The other lads need to get over themselves
I like Joanne's hair and makeup today, she looks done up for a wedding.
>the Dub on the panel can't comprehend foul play being penalised
Typical.
Christ Joe. Stop.
Would you ride her? :3
>claims Cooper didnt grab his arm
top kek
>when he was ready to run at the goal.
He was in his hole
So long as it's black go for it.
She's doing a decent job corralling the lads too.
>That's one hell of an unfounded generalisation.
I'm referring more to the ones on the internet. I don't doubt the passion from someone like Spillane. I'm referring to the people with a chip on the shoulder about sports that happen to be foreign in origin
>the amateur nature of the GAA and the fact that each player, whether at club or county level, is playing for the pride of their county/parish and a love of the sport, adds a dynamic to the GAA that other sports can't compete with
The amateur ethos creates a glass ceiling for the standard of play desu. We will never see the full potential of the sport unless it professionalises
>is playing for the pride of their county/parish and a love of the sport
And this is what drove me into GAA's corner and why I bailed from watching professional sports. No one plays for anything but money there anymore.
I'd do that if it gave me the option. English(US) is the only thing on the language list for the keyboard. I think it's some Microsoft plot, because I seem to remember older comps of mine having like 30 different language options standard. Either they've hidden them all from the language list, or they simply aren't here. Fuck it, it's time for a new machine anyway, this one will eat the ball peen hammer as per tradition.
It's worse than Shefflin's behaviour at half time during the hurling final.
She's married, isn't she? So no, I'm a decent person.
Good taste.
Or French, technically.
Implying that county (parish lol) affiliation isn't on its last legs as we embrace multiculturalism.
Aye, the nordie is particularly feisty today. He might be constipated, it's been going around this week.
>We will never see the full potential of the sport unless it professionalises
Highly debatable. Regardless, I'm willing to settle for a slightly less than optimal game if it means the sport retains its amateur ethos.
We'll never hear the fucking end of it if they win a man down.
I never thought I'd say it but c'mon ta fuck Kerry.,
Dublin will get every decision in the second half now
think i want dublin to win just to piss off all the people in these threads
>I'd do that if it gave me the option. English(US) is the only thing on the language list for the keyboard
I think you have to download them. There should be an option in your language setting if you're using W10.
As long as it's 2D.
Professionalism will kill and end it.
Besides, if you want pro football there's Aussie rules, and there's ice hockey for hurling, go enjoy those.
>Or French, technically.
It doesn't count as anime. The French just like to borrow the word.
SHUT THE FUCK UP JOE YOU STUPID CUNT!!!!!
Still cant believe O'Se didnt take that penalty, best in the country kicking off the ground
That's just Joe being Joe. He's very easily excited.
Both sports are too chaotic for me
cringe
Not that it's any of my business, but you all should really try and avoid that as long as possible. If that's unavoidable, do what the Germans made the Turks do and assimilate them forcibly into your culture, not let them run around in enclaves of their own absent from it. It'll save you loads of future grief even if the rest of the world says you're being racist/jingoist in an attempt to guilt you into allowing that shit. Let them squeal and don't give in.
Hurling is far more chaotic than ice hockey
>Kerry forwards
>another goal missed
Fuck sake.
How in the actual fuck would multiculturalism even destroy counties, that's even assuming that is what's happening which it isn't.
You must know that the Irish people take their name from the Island, nobody ever came here and renamed the place.
It's not a problem, only if you've an impending chicken little complex.
Other way around, user. Anime is a French word and loanword in Japanese. The word anime wasn't even used in Japan until the late 70's and didn't really catch on until the 80's. Before then it was known as TV manga.
Also anime is the word we use to refer to Japanese animation but in Japan the word just refers to any animation. Bugs Bunny is considered anime in Japan but not elsewhere.
>Dub fans literally sound like soccer fans
Do they even realise that they're not watching soccer?
are you same fucker who shits up /rug/ with this shit
And I fucking love it.
No they don't. It's the west Brit in them.
>Also anime is the word we use to refer to Japanese animation
I was talking from the Western perspective.
>Irish people take their name from the Island
We are Gaels and we named the island after a goddess.
>is he poltato
He might be, or a tourist.
Kerry fucking score a goal now
Because multiculturalism wrenches the scale of identities upwards, to the point where county differences seem retarded to maintain when there are ethnic enclaves and nations within a nation establishing themselves.
>from the Western perspective
>The French just like to borrow the word
Nigger
>Dublin actually getting traveling calls
Based ref
French don't count.
No, I don't post those. He's way more extreme than me.
Need to get in front and seed the doubt before the Dublin bench comes on
Where's your anime reaction image, faggot?
Yeah but at least you can follow the sliotar on scren
>makers of the word don't count
Exactly. This is basic stuff.
Biased ref
>This is basic stuff
>gets it wrong
>giving that just because you called the one in the first half
Show some balls Gough
C'MON KERRY, DO IT FOR IRELAND!
The "goddess" was already here pal, and the name literally means The Island.
And you're right, we are Gaels, and Gaels are the amalgam of the Celts that came here and the folk (more than one group) that were already here.
Since then we've Norse, Norman, English, Scottish, and whatever else already into the mix. We're already multicultural in a way, and at the end it's all Irish.
any of you lads actually watching the game or are you just here to have autistic arguments?
I'm going into town later and slagging every fucking Dublin fan I see when they lose.
Come on Kerry.
You should go live in Sydney, it's alright and it's not even close to whatever you're thinking.
FUCK OFF DUBLIN
My stream kept stuttering out. I'll catch the rewatch and stay here for the commentating.
I'm going back to watching now, thanks for that reminder.
Irish people are hated by Australians. Not only are we seen as inferior to Anglos but it's usually the worst of us that go over like tradesmen
Yes, I'd love to recreate the immigration trends of Australia here in Ireland. The Asians need to slowly take over to make us better at maths.
>yikesposting
>The "goddess" was already here
But the land wasn't named after her until we came here, which is my point.
>pal
No you.
>the name literally means The Island
No it doesn't. It means Land of Abundance.
>Gaels are the amalgam of the Celts that came here and the folk (more than one group) that were already here
That's always been pseudo-history without any evidence to back it up.
>We're already multicultural
And I wasted all this effort on a yikespost. GG.
Tommy Walsh flattened me once in school
Big OOF and a YIKERS from me!
Lmfao
For fuck sake
It's over lads.
>Dublin playing basketball
If they win today it's the end of football at an inter-county level.
It's not ogre
Noooooooooo
could end up a draw
COME ON KERRY! CRUSH THEM!
Choke on your onions latte
It will.
GAA can't let those shekels go. Can't let Dublin lose.
this is so fucking wrong lol
Squeaky bum time now
>stíl deas
Is this a good translation of joga bonito?
All the people I know who left for Australia are absolute scrotes so I wouldn't be surprised if we continue to have a bad name there.
I lived in Australia for years, had business there and everything and we are definitely not hated there. Not my experience anyway.
Kerry are winning this.
obviously alot of the shitters leave but for the most part aussies like us well enough, I lived there for 10 years
>Dublin slowing the game way down
Boring shit.
D E R M O
E
R
M
O
I'm gonna need something stronger than Guinness... This is intense
>those soccer chants
Threadly reminder Diarmuid Connolly is the Irish Giagchad
Those are not soccer chants, this is not soccer.
You know I wouldn't be mad if a stray Kerry player crushed Cluxton's thorax with a boot.
feeling very conflicted as a corkman
Yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm Clare and my wife is a Dub, she's getting fairly abusive towards the telly now. I'm low-key not supporting Dublin but if they do the five in a row fair play to them.
>tfw you get excited but then remember the GAA time that will be added to end of this game
Feeling as tense now as if it were my county leading Dublin with 2 minutes of normal time to go.
kerry qt spotted
I figured the People's Republic of Cork's citizenry would back anyone and anything not of Dublin on general principle.
She looks like she fucks black guys
He's Robbie Rotten.
Ref gonna give the game to Dublin
The Healy rae's banned interracial sex
pity they didn't also ban interspecies sex
AGGBHBBT the stream broke
HAWKEYE IS OUR SAVIOR
>7 minutes of added time
Was there that much stopped play this half?
>+7 mins
ah yes congrats dublin
A draw would be a fair result but Kerry won't win any replay
Kerry are getting Mayo'd in the replay.
This is unfooknbelivible...
Come on the dubs
START
FUCKING
FOULING
Why do dublin fans behave like soccer fans?
Why do Canadians act like Americans?
RIP Inter-county football 1816 - 2019
have to feel for o' shea there :(
Why do you care?
Not a good point of argument from the Dublin perspective.
Don't reckon they do really, they've always been like this with the chanting and stuff.
Bollox... Let's do this all again soon lads
Ah nai hai.
Joe Brolly is based.
Just do overtime you money-grubbing fucks
Fuck Dublin. Fuck the GAA. Fuck the RTÉ
ONE
MORE
TIME
Kerry absolutely bottled it, didnt even try to attack after they went ahead, how the fuck did they expect to salt away 8 minutes of game time
Fuck it, better than Dublin winning. Seven minutes is still a ridiculous amount of extra time. At least we can now see some serious chinks in Dublin's armour, but they're going to be back stronger to win the replay.
Threw it away. Went completely defensive.
Kerry have left the title behind them. Just like Tipp in the 2014 hurling final. As with Kilkenny, you don't give Dublin a chance to beat you again.
Farmer mentality
We bottled it and now Kerry will get rekt in the final.
If Kerry had continued to play that beautiful attacking football that put them in the lead, they would have won. Instead they fell back and played boring Dublin possession-ball.
Fuck Tipp.
Fuck at least Dublin did not win
So when will be the replay?
>A wonderful 60 metre kick pass
Straight into the hands of a Dublin man who dropped it, Spillane chats some shite
He's a retard
Next weekend
Kerry threw it away. Dublin will whip them next time.
Saturday week they just said
Fuck Dublin and RTE
Ty
Hopefully with a fair ref not a 16th man for Kerry we will give them the pasting they deserve.
Cluxton saving the pen
Cluxton tipping the ball on to bar
Cluston laser kickout leading to the goal
Based Stevo getting us out of jail. Bit of composure in the replay and we'll win by 5 or 6
enjoy watching gaelic
shame it's not played more here, played a bit at school and that was it
theres clubs around lad, i know theres a few near me in brisbane
I hate Dublin, but I've mad respect for Cluxton.
It's the 14th.
Kerry will be fucked up against dublin next time now the teams will be even
pretty sure they're all irish expats don't think I'd be anywhere near the level of skill to play
I fucking hope so. It's really annoying how they make every final into a close game when they're so much better than the opponents. Even last year 5-1 down after 15 minutes against a mediocre Tyrone team. This Kerry team will be great in the years to come but right now they are so far behind Dublin. It shouldn't be a heart attack inducing fight to the death.
Forgot Cluxton stepping off his line.
You'll probably go ok if you've played some Aussie rules, very much the same skill set.
Bit harsh on Howard
Skill level wildly varies some would be very good, others pure wank hardly fit to solo a ball
post some irish slags lads
No
Ireland has three names, as Gaelige.
Eire, Banba and Fodla.
nah you'll be grandb
Want to ride Joanne lads. What do?
my mate once fingered soairse Roman outside an underage disco in Carlow
I think she's married.
Right and? How does that lead to me riding her?
I like how she doesn't feel the need to be fake blonde, fake eyelashes and fake tan like every stupid bitch in this country on TV.
>like every stupid bitch in this country*
Does Joanne speak Irish? It's a deal breaker if she doesn't. I'd rather get up on Máire Treasa