/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Grief Tourism Edition

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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 250
V. Bottas 188
M. Verstappen 181
S. Vettel 156
C. Leclerc 132

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 438
Ferrari 288
Red Bull 244
McLaren 82
Toro Rosso 43

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
168 (170 entries)

>Point difference between Gasly and Albon
47 points

>Hund status:
Ve vill not be doing full throttle through Eau Rouge in tribute to Antoine

>News:
Hubert - dead
Correa - fractures to both legs and possible spinal injuries
F2 race cancelled
F1 race going ahead
/r/formula1/ are narcissistic parascites

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when is my fucking f3 on?

*respectfully dabs for hubert*

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It's in f2 timeslot

Swedish broadcast says it's delayed until 11:00 (which is 10:00 British time)

>parascites

Gimi, gimi, gimi a man after midnight

My two cats were named Eau Rouge and Raidillon. I took them behind the barn today and bought a new cat. His name is Anthoine. I will give him as many treats as this post gets upvotes!

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It's not fair bros

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>parascites

OP confirmed for mong

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Ease up, Pal. English is his second language.

LECUTE!!!

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^

Is parascites the new chrain?

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THANKS

reporting in from my designated pissing stump

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>1 litre of piss = 1 prayer

>why are you so sad?
>thingken of s̶e̶n̶n̶a̶ hubert

Nice!
Enjoy fren

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opboated

imagine the track gets wet at the end of the race

based

I literally could only sleep for 10 hours, that's how devastated I am. Please pray for me. _/\_

LEBEAUTIFUL

Piss pano

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It's like Spa is crying for Hubert

RIP

>tfw no LeCute (female) gf

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any update on f3?

Begins in 20 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=03X4qg17r0s

he knew.

Expected to start in 20 min

so boys, are you ready for seb's 4d chess game to be complete?
deliberately starting second so he can mug the guy in front at the start...

youtube.com/watch?v=SXosT_5WvGQ
youtube.com/watch?v=qCDq2u9RZdc

how does he keep getting away with it?

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Fuck off with your grieving

I hope hamilton dies too today

Don’t think dying does well for his championship chances.

piquetlaugh.jpg

They’re doing recon lap right now

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F3 Stream blz :__-D

Of course he knew, Mercedes orchestrated the crash because they wanted the F1 race cancelled. Didn't work out, thankfully.

youtube.com/watch?v=gz4CFTPLVd4
youtube.com/watch?v=03X4qg17r0s
Same reaction

based

>general admission
>can see the back of the grid

Liberty better come blur my eyeballs, this is too much value

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>In all fairness Hamilton deserved to win that year more than Cuckberg.
Actually, he didn't. He had a massive engine advantage in 2016 thanks to that "creative interpretation" of grid-penalty rules by Mercedes at Spa. And played dirty multiple times. He deserved shit in 2016.

Also, by your metrics, Rosberg should have won 2014 then.

This means that Hamilton will get Senna'd today

YES

FINALLY

GRAZIE RAGAZZI TUTTI FRUTTI KU KLUX KLAN

Is it gonna rain?

powerfull

This

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Rain has been over for at least 1 1/2 hours, it probably won’t even be cloudy by race start

>GRAZIE RAGAZZI TUTTI FRUTTI KU KLUX KLAN
fuck that got me

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Its lecutes 34th gp today
Jules crashed on his 34th gp

>tfw we don't live in the reality where Hubert did a stick jump off the back of Boschung

A massive shame

driving a car is not a sport

oh yes Le Clerc is going get m(o)ugged down the big straight

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Look I am crying it is my real emotions I am the opposite of an autist please gib upboats.

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Will F3 be fun? I woke up very early for a sunday and now I have to watch it.

Edit: thanks for all the prayers

Senna 2: Electric hybrid boogaloo

Being fat is not a lifestyle

f3 is shit this year

Yes it is, you need multiple thousands of calories a day to maintain the lifestyle of being a fatty

why even live?

MY GOD THE FLAGS AREN'T AT HALF MAST I AM EXTREMELY OFFENDED IT'S AS BAD AS KUBICA WITH THE 88 NUMBER

erik

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What happens if during the minute silence you accidentally start laughing, how do you keep funny thoughts out of your head at these times (asking for a friend).

rip ham

fuck, mini schumi looking grim

If you start laughing, fake coughing immediately.

f3 starting

We had a sperg do that during the memorial minute for the ww2 death a few years ago. Some dude started [incomprehensible insanity]. I think he got taken away.

>Herbert commentary

FUCKING WHY

"It's FIA's moral obligation to play the French anthem today instead of all the other anthems they would have played. #JeSuisAntoine"

By thinking about why there is a minute of silence and at least respecting it by not thinking about funny things

Can't control your mind all the time.

>by not thinking about funny things
How can you not think "If I rip a loud one right now, it could be on global television"?

>minutes silence
>at front cameras see you
>imagine martin going around at this moment asking people where the CP is
>bite fist
>too hard

unironically a deep breath and quickly shaking your head

Was funny the first time. Now it's pure cringe.

Takes practice

By not being 12

based, gifted you 4channel gold

Looking at the video from the previous thread youtube.com/watch?time_continue=15&v=OEJ5dUAT5nw

Correa obviously had some issue with the car and was headed fullspeed into the tyre barrier but it ended how it ended...

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit edit: wow this is my highest rated comment?!

is it gonna rain in F1?

Not everyone saw it the first time

it's gonna rain TEARS

Bruh

imagine being called Yif

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Thanks yify

AFLA

Have they changed some of the camera angles?

fug

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER DEATH

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another death

so it begins

BIG JUAN

>camera zoomed out

Oh fuck seriously

DED AGAIN

OH FUCK

>GRAZIE RAGAZZI TUTTI FRUTTI KU KLUX KLAN

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wew can you IMAGINE

AFLA again

probably a De Jong-tier accident, i don't think it's that serious

Webum pls, can't watch the race

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IN B4

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OH NONONOONONONNNO

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>GRAZIE RAGAZZI TUTTI FRUTTI KU KLUX KLAN

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>bahamas gonna get rekt by hurricane dorian
based.

RAIN

this is the only thing they showed

Laaksonen ded

>rain
>cold slick tires
based fia

>Another one
Come on

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Maybe precaution with the release of images? Can you imagine if death happens twice in a row this weekend...

Looks like carnage weather like Germany, nice.

HEATENINGS

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RIP Spa

Literally San Marino 94

it's obvious they didn't cancel F1 after one death, but I wonder if they would do it if there was another one

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>the directors won’t show anything
Oh no

GET HIM

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>skidmarks
hmmmnmnm

Any streams available?

if he ded they won't announce until after f1 race

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huho

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>it's obvious they didn't cancel F1 after one death, but I wonder if they would do it if there was another one
Would Toto really go THAT far?

kek

As much as you wish it was me, it wasn't

Are they showing nothing because of what happened yesterday or what happened today?

>ambulances still there
fuuck not again pls

He's a Jew, of course he would

If you google "Simo Laaksonen" the third result is a video titled "Anthoine Hubert vs Simo Laaksonen GP3"

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Would like to see the mentioned video.

>his mum and brother
;_;

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>think I’m going to Valhalla

>welcome to Wallonia

yes

is his head in the helmut?

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What happened today besides from this crash?

fuck's sake another one

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>driver appears to be ok

confirmed ded

>The driver appears to be OK

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Fug off finlan weather is comfy, my house sees the sun all day so room temperature right now is 28C. If I didn't have AC I would die

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>is ok
BOOOO

>be Australian
>try to kill someone else for laughs

Kek off to buy some Blundstones. Epic banter

>put tires
>car goes below them

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halo saved him

It was 30C in my computer room last week, very anoying.

Bianchi'd by tires

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>Low nose and halo creates a perfect way for the car to go below the barriers

Who would have thought?

>willing another death

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>he's ok

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APOLOGISE TO THE

H A L O
A L O
L O
O

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>Halo saves local Fin

Perfect halo situation... Almost TOO perfect

APOLOGIZE

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They just need to make the middle bit out of clear plastic.

HALO halo HALO
HALO
HALOOO-OH

np: Beyonce - Halo

>burti alive
>sainz alive
>de jong alive
HALO SAVED HIS LIFE

sainz?

Well he is alive

really boring to lose nearly half the race over that stupid little crash, give me a break

2015 sochi fp3

spice

this guy has the most uncanny face on the grid

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Juri Shits

JÜLEL

it's his birthday today :)

youtube.com/watch?v=jJN-b-ovkQQ

Anyone else think the 2021 aero changes will make it a lot more dangerous?

As soon as the cars lift off the ground for any reason, all their aerodynamics will be gone. They'll just fly off and crash at full speed.

Kek this race

Also a "closer" racing would boost touches and crashes.

yeah people who do not like the ground effect say that as soon as the floor will be broken, like the front wings today, they will loose DF and crash

21 races confirmed for next season

How did Vips take Eau Rouge without a front wing?

>what is lifting

slowly

What is up with these F3 wheels and tires

Binland power flows into Eesti veins now

>Watch out this afternoon for possible use of the black/white warning flag in the form of a light panel at the start/finish line. It will be shown to drivers who have triggered the detection point in the run-off at Raidillon 3 times, and for offences such as moving under braking
twitter.com/adamcooperF1/status/1168093628071387137

Tilke needs to do something about Spa

Sophia time in FREC

uk.motorsport.tv/motorsporttv/video/imola-race-3/26955?autoplay

>Drivers have also been told that if they use the run-off and gain an advantage by passing at the end of the straight they will have to give the place back, or risk a penalty

I'm being honest: Even with the obviously increased risk of death this shit sucks donkey balls

Yeah he has to stick a pencil up in his haas and just break it for internal bleeding purposes.

Yall niggas got an acestream link?

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times like that I try and think of the worse animal abuse webms I've seen

Good. It’s common sense.

I'd be perfectly happy with a dry procession in grid order if I'm honest. Just want to get everyone along to Monza safely.

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>Ferrari engines overheat because they are going too slow
>HWL

dubs and another F1 driver will die today

Trips and Ham becomes Senna

>drivers have been told something that is implemented since forever and is commonly known by everyone
Whoa, a real gamechanger.

roll

Good thing they did not postpone this race. We cannot postpone everytime some kart does a spin

I'd give victory to driver than finishes the race 19th, to honor Herbert's number.

>Schumacher

gimi

david schumacher fucked

>Sauber Junior Team

>Kubica becomes the last ever winner for Williams

>Prema

>sauber

Williams haven't caused much havoc desu

wtf I thought I wrote desu instead of desu
gotta get my frapedoumpa b4 posting

POST A FUCKING STREAAAAAAAAAAAM

eau rouge

www.formula1.com/en/subscribe-to-f1-tv.html

f1tv.formula1.com/en/current-season/belgian-grand-prix/2019-belgian-f3-sprint
turn off adblocker

Just get an IPTV service or subscription for 5 euros a month you fag

Then you have every channel imagineable

Yea Forums is 18+

fampai pls

digits and Hamilton's body is found with a french flag inside his cockpit

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I had IPTV for a few months in 2017 and it was such a fucking amateur hour. Never again.

baka

Sophia 4th

fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you

>TSUUUUUUUUNODA second

Nice

I've had it for a year now and have no complaints about it and have almost every channel you can think of in 1080p

based :(

Holy fuck I want Sophia to get a podium

The tree of Formula 1 must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of drivers. It is its natural manure.

>No deaths = too much safety = no real racing = boring

A REAL sacrifice to F1 is long overdue (that gay accident with the crane hardly counts).

DUBS decide who will be sacrificed on the track today

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>+1.5 for Sophia
Don't think she can get a podium

Kubica.

Instead of starting the warm up lap at 10 minutes past, they should delay it for 19 seconds so it starts at 10:19. That would be an amazing tribute to a great driver who died too young.

one of the front runners could always bianchi themselves

>IPTV in a country with stichting BREIN
oh nononono this nigga finna get clapped soon

youtube.com/watch?v=RZqSQtRkvUI

Somebody post a vid of the actual moment it happened with english commentary. Wanna hear the confusion

The car in 19th should be left with no driver on the grid to act as tribute during the race.

re

Tsunoda is miniature

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The driver finishing at the P19 should be killed as a tribute

Senna circlejerk in the pit building

Wait Armstrong is Kiwi?

>Daniil Kvyat
Fitting for all the accidents he's caused.

>referencing g*d in your national anthem

that's a yikes

will HAM even ficnish the race?

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Are you guys ready to see F1 race around Spa for the last time in its current configuration?
Next year it will be called Spa-FrancorCHICANE.

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It's kinda weird to see a national anthem and some celebration just after someone fucking died for entertainment at this very track

Giovanzzi spears the shit out of Stroll today

watch your mouth chingis

as long as it improves overtaking

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still playing the champagne spray song

Belgium is basically one giant cemetary.

>Stroll dies for some reason
>HAM: Man, he was such a hero and a probably
a future WDC, such a good kid

God save OUR gracious queen.

Bbbbbobbleheads take over

If Sophia can get within 5 seconds of Vesti Sophia will get a podium.

Can ham crash and die as well?
Lets find out.

dubs

Can we sneak the pit girls back in while everyone is focusing on deadly incidents?

>5 seconds penal
>+6s

Welp

Kimi

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If you guys need to talk about this tragic event, I am here to listen. It is okay to be sad, lads.

reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/cxzzxo/serious_if_anyone_needs_to_talk_about_the_tragic/

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>Penalty for warming the tyres

I forgot that was a thing.

Could do with a safety car now

Fuck off

What is the second most sketchy corner on the F1 calender after Eau Rouge/Raidillon?

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gayyyyyyyyy

Fucking hell

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even if you posted this ironically it still means you browse reddit

They won't ruin Eau rouge/Radillion because of a dead kid, they could change literally any other corner in the championship but not that one

Caste at Baku

reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/cxyxs4/can_we_get_an_anthoine_hubert_flair/

Imagine looking down from heaving and seeing reddit nerds asking for your flair just because you died when they never heard of you before.
I would be pissed.

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Imagine dying dressed in pink

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WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE DONE THAT TWO LAPS EARLIER?

Ok guys. A dude died. Let's get over it. I want to see racing on the ragged edge of retardation again!

what the hell is a flair

No one is gonna die there. Too slow.

[serious] what should i have a cheeky wank to?

hubert's mother

130R

Touhou

He was wearing black, as he was a Renault junior driver

>PR razzmatazz holds that Ayrton Senna was the greatest of his era and this is repeated by many commentators who do not know their history. It is repeated because it is an easy label which requires no effort to question. In the day, fans were equally divided between Prost and Senna and the choice usually came down to the temperament of the fan.
>I know that a majority of experienced commentators at the time veered towards Prost, while denying Senna nothing. It was a close run thing, but Prost had it among the experts.
...
>Pub debates are never dull when knowledgeable people are involved, but so much that passes for Formula One knowledge is PR bullshit. I saw a TV show recently that claimed that Fangio's nickname was 'maestro'. That is bollocks, his nickname was El Chueco, or 'bandy legs' from the days when he played football as a youngster. Every serious work on the great man records this, but fact is not good enough for PR wallahs.

>heaving

Jesus fuck
What was the cause of death?

It's like an avatar, like you can select the helmet of the driver you support that shows up next to your username.

Nigella Lawson

Sophia as she finished 4th

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Valentina Nappi Blacked.com

>tfw woodpecker narrative

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tis but a fleshwound

He died in a car accident

Heart attack

Attention! OP has added the [Serious] tag!

Jokes, puns, and off-topic comments are not permitted in any comment, parent or child.

According to our in-house expert Finn from yesterday - eternal bleeding.

an american not being able to turn left

I'm a plant who majored in subversion at the university of Tel Aviv. All I do is rustle their jimmies

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noice

so then
correacunt?

what did reddit do now?

Eternal bleeding.

leclerc obviously

>eternal bleeding

unironically this

die ewige blutung

>We are going to build a chicane at Eau Rouge, and Juan Manuel is going to pay for it, believe me.

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They have added the [Serious] tag

It's kinda crazy that someone can literally die and nothing gets canceled from it during the next day's events. The show must go on I guess

So no replay of F2 in F1TV just because the Frenchie kicked the bucket?
The fuck man, I paid for this shit.

F2 got cancelled

Um, yes:

Press T to give thanks to the Spa-Francorchamps circuit, the OG boomer track for exposing amateurs.

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I can see pusy

are you fucking illiterate as well as inbred billy bob?
f2 feature race cancelled. f2 sprint race cancelled
fuck off back to nascar you hick cunt

>Kubica
Leave Mr. Driver alone

wanna see the whole 1,5 laps?

>the view from my actual piss spot

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Are you retarded?

They're not sending their best!

show must go on.
it's sad but as a pilot he would want to race too

Kubica should drive a Safety Car

>ywn eat that puff puff

Feels very bad.

You would be surprised how much shit doesn't get cancelled by a single death

how much did you pay for being the bloodbucket of hungry little ticks?

no but seriously how much? I think I saw tickets for 150e for the doible gauche.

I reported her post for pornography.

Yes, obviously. I want to see how Mick fucked up his start.

are you allowed to dig a foxhole?

>Rebellion Racing has already shown race-winning pace at Silverstone this weekend ahead of Sunday's opening round of the 2019/20 World Endurance Championship, according to Toyota
Underdoggo

I sometimes wonder if she's a better driver than me.

Time for F4

uk.motorsport.tv/motorsporttv/video/imola-race-3/26973?autoplay

WAIT HOL' UP.
Lance stroll is a FUCKING JEW?

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>confetti as he hits the wall
why isn't this a thing?

Has Toto moved to Toyota?

but he's cute tho
CUTE

>cuz

Crash

140 euro to sit on a stump

>pic related my seat
>better off than 90% of the of the people here

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do they mean wec?

I'm gonna get some McDonalds to eat for lunch.

Anyone needs something?

I'm talking about F1. I don't really pay attention to anything below it

a life
a gf
a reason to live

Cool seat

I have all three but no McDonald's

3000 euros would be nice

Can I get uh McKroket?

Then why you pay attention to a thing happened in F2?

ye, get me 3 cheeseburgers and a small ice tea

Because people are talking about it in F1 threads

That might be my 2016 seat man.

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burg and a large fries plsthnx

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nobody tell him about lew's ancestry and upbringing

You should ignore it then

Very sad

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she left me on read again

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The anti-Max conspiracy in the FIA continues.

Bros I'm waiting for someone to come collect a package.
I am scared I will miss the door bell if I have F1 on.
Surely they will come before F1 right?

>tfw never going to Spa because I would not want to be thrown in with all those AMX supporters

>at Silverstone this weekend ahead of Sunday's opening round of the 2019/20 World Endurance Championship

>4 Hours of Silverstone
>FOUR HOURS

Is nothing sacred anymore?!

>Commentator on the verge of tears

You don't have a foldable camping chair? Every man should have a foldable camping chair. I bought a foldable chair not long ago, and now I can sit everywhere I go. I did some lit af solo star gazing a few weeks ago. But not for long because I got scared of being alone in the dark.

just put it on your porch

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

what if he lives in flat?

>There has been F1 races longer than World """Endurance""" Championship races

I need to collect cash payment and I am worried they'll nick me

and no ByKolles-LMP1 either.
F

>le ebik contrarian "im not the other dutchies" man

then I pity him

the zzp problem where Achmed makes only 10 cents for every delivery

What's up with Vettel's setup autism at Spa? Did the same thing last year.

doing anything on holy Sunday
Sunday is formula 1 and chilling after lunch

Hand over the package after you get the money.
They want what you have, not the other way around.

Sophia bless

How the fuck did the Porsche Supercup grid get so large?

well meme'd, kind sir

Cancel the wc because hubert.
Not the remaining events, the championship.
This way Hamilton will beacome a skizo, as he will seethe bc 'Muh stolen wdc', but his constant looking for gratification and glamourized grief will not allow him too publicly denounce the decision

Porsche Super Cup is on.

I'm rooting for whoever isn't Dutch.

yes
actually hungaroring classic employs brainlets, there are mistakes in every post they make on IG

He’s getting a podium today. It’s his time.

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KWAB.

Flew here, no room for chair

why would the f1 championship be cancelled for a f2 race gone wrong? your best chance for that to happen is if an f1 driver dies today too

digits

McChicken with Twister Fries la

weird

explain

Who do I have to call to get the race pulled forward 2 hours or so? Don't really want to wait any longer.

God those wings on the Supercup Porsches look absolutely disgusting

>Go to McDonald's
>Order a Big Mac
>There is no Big on my Mac
Should I move up to Usa?

Cheeky F2 race? Sure, what could go wrong?

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Once again AFLA

not watching european gt4 series race 1

You're not allowed in, Pedro.

Are these Porsche cunts going to stay on the fucking track? They're constantly running wide and cutting apexes.

Clean your room in the meantime

Actually running the british race to time instead of lenght is not a very old thing.
Back then it was 1000kms of Brands Hatch and shit like that

mcspaghetti la

ye got a loicence for that KWAB m8?

my father is still sad that he died

Stream for Porsha cup race like?

>They're constantly running wide
Yep that's Porsche.

He heavily compromises his Sector 2 in favor of straight line speed and it fucks up his quali.
Maybe he just loves storming to P1 on Kemmel.

>all the respectable fans show up before 9 am to get good seats
>bandwagoner dutchies start showing up at 12:30 and trying to squeeze their way in

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Working on it.

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gekoloniseerd motherfucker

fuck caravan cunts.

just ate a pretzel
feels german

god I wish i was a chad like the average dutch fan

In 1999, Eddie Irvine nearly won the WDC - he was just two points off Hakkinen. This was the year Schumacher broke his leg and was away for most of the season. Which just shows what a Ferrari driver at that time could achieve when the team was behind them. Ferrari at the time notoriously favoured a single driver at the expense of the other, as we saw with team orders at Barrichello's expense. So that's the difference with the modern Mercedes team, where Hamilton and Rosberg were actually treated as equals and allowed to race.

Not to mention that Schumacher got comprehensively beaten by Rosberg in each of his three return seasons. Ouch.

Enjoy your cope though.

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Inevitably they leave because they didn’t bring a trowel/entrenching tool to make a seat like the hardcore fans did

what job do you unironically have?

would a gravel run off have saved him ?

probably

Yep. *sips*

>for most of the season.
7/16 races is not "most"

Or a much bigger run-off area with gravel.

Nearly half then. Imagine if he had been out for a bit longer. Irvine probably would have won the WDC.

Vettel will overtake Le cuck on the straight after Hubert

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forums.autosport.com/topic/213491-belgian-gp-2019-race-day/?p=8869557

what are the odds

youtube.com/watch?v=-A_npQMy9Fo

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kek

is the name change confirm yet?

who dat

they will probably do it for next year

Does my little boy want lasagne or pizza for the race?

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>F4 commentator starts talking about 9/11

Wut the fuck??????

Only MILK

>I am pushing hard to reach you speed, Anthoine

Uh oh

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*whips out her dick*

>comparing Schumi in his prime vs Schumi past 40
Low IQ post.

Can I just snort cocaine off your tits?

Friendly reminder that a real racing driver dies in a fierce crash.

Nah a real racing driver dies to a well placed rock :^)

DANNY BOY

OwO

your ass take that skirt off

/our lad/ Danny Brennan. twitter.com/DannyBrennan72

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strategically placed*

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Race at Imola in 10 min, TCR

Does F# need more deaths so the reaction is more subdued going forward?

I can't believe they are still racing. A human died because of this dangerous sport. When something like this happens you need to evaluate what happened and change the sport in order to prevent disasters like this.

People should really ask themselves if this 2 hour-long entertaining race should have priority over potential lives that can be lost. Come on people wake the fuck up.

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how will the first Formula mEme driver die ?

If Correa wouldn't have punted in Hubert, but instead launched his car over into the woods, would he be a real racing driver?

Point is that he was a carbabby who didn't have opposition because his team ordered his teammate to lose for his benefit.

Not denying that Hamilton is a carbabby of course. He basically has been since 2014. But he at least had to race his teammate.

Battery explosion

By being bored to death by his own sport

Not sure if this is ironic or not

Agreed. For this race I would at least expect them to replace the cars with zorb balls, the track is steep enough.

They get mugged on the airport

Yeah please stop broadcasting this cancer sport so that i can watch premier league, fucking idiots @ Ziggo

driving into a wall full throttle after having an epiphany about the career-dead-end that is fMeme

>zak brown is at wec instead of f1

1 = Hamilton dies
2 = Leclerc dies
3 = Verstappen dies
4 = Ricciardo dies
5 = Hulk has a stroke from lifting his 3rd place trophy
6 = Giovinazzi reveals his nationalist-socialist sympathies
7 = Albon wins
8 = Tractor cunt 2.0 wildcard
9 = Grosjean torpedoes half the field in T1
0 = Kvyat torpedoes half the field in T1
Dubs = A bunch of Dutch fans invade the track before the race is over and get mowed down by F1 cars at 320 kph
Trips = 1998 rerun

>Driving into a wall full throttle
As if they go fast enough that this kills them

>so that i can watch premier league,
A football-player DIED on the way to England by plane after being transffered from Ligue 1 to PREMIER LEAGUE, and the season was NOT cancelled.
I LITERALLY don't even.

Oy vey this is like anodda San Marino

ALBON ALBON ALBON ALBON ALBON ALBON ALBON ALBON ALBON ALBON ALBON ALBON

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im ok with this

hang on, are you [serious]??

Guys, you don't REALLY want Hamilton to die, right?

I honestly do feel bad for Leclerc for losing another friend besides losing his dad too recently. Wonder if it will mess with his focus during this race

ham engine blows up and a connecting rod flies through him

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6 get

please watch our reddit

Dude someone died. I'm not some edgy retard that laughs about this. Something needs to happen fast.
Empathyless jerk

Did he die while playing football? No.
Fuck off with your dumb ass analogy

i pray to god dubs

ham will crash out at the top of radaillon

I just crawled out my basement.
>gasly got the boot
>albon replaces gasly
The fuck timeline is this?

Zero for Based Torpedo

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>Which just shows what a Ferrari driver at that time could achieve when the team was behind them
1999 was the only season this happened to the Ferrari number 2, so 'a Ferrari driver' is Eddie in 1999. Not sure what point you're trying to make here.
>notoriously favoured a single driver at the expense of the other
ah yes, the old team order boogeyman. Ferrari wasn't the first, Ferrari wasn't the last. Look at what treating drivers equally got Williams and McLaren between 2000 and 2007.
>So that's the difference with the modern Mercedes team
Or McLaren and Williams in the 80s and 00s?
>Not to mention that Schumacher got comprehensively beaten by Rosberg in each of his three return seasons
Schumacher was on the decline and Rosberg was rising up. At the time, people didn't know how good Rosberg was. Looking back now, with Rosberg instantly challenging Hamilton, it's safe to say Michael still had pace between 2010 and 2012, but his diminishing race craft and lack of suitable material did make for an underwhelming comeback.
>Point is that he was a carbabby
who doesn't remember how successful Benetton was in 1996? same engine supplier, same designer, same technical staff. Berger and Alesi won so many races that year.

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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>Trips = 1998 rerun
what is this?

Ofcourse it's sad but those guys choose to move themselves at breakneck speeds in a little box on wheels, something is bound to happen. You can think about is it worth for the entertainment but it's a competition with major risks and that is part of the charm. When an accident like this happens it's just a reminder that it is inherently dangerous and the only real solution is to stop it alltogether but the people who are passionate about racing don't want that. It's also about the heroism of guys putting their lives on the line

A rerun.

>Ferrari at the time notoriously favoured a single driver at the expense of the other
but
>Schumacher was told to let Irvine pass and did so
however
>Schumacher was way faster than Irvine after returning
so even when Irvine was favoured pace wise he still saw no land vs Schumacher

Currently raining

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fuk a podium, he's winning it tonight

*autistic works of fiction and falsehood

of what specific event in 1998?

zoom zoom

Top 3 most horrible F1 deaths - UPDATED 2019 - RIP Ricciardo (HD)

Hi can I get a dubs at 16:30 tonight? Great thanks

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Imagine if they cut down some trees and tickets wouldn't be so fucking expensive because there would be so many more spots to watch from.

Im not a zoomer im already 23 yo
Sorry i

Update on Juan Manuel Correa

He remains in a stable condition in intensive care

He underwent successful surgery last night, after suffering fractures to both his legs and a minor spinal injury in yesterday’s incident

sauberjuniorteam.com/team-statement-jm-correa-update/

please seb beat lecuck

Inb4 gibbed Riccardo because he got flung out of the car into a chain link fence

You next time you take your car

Seb is past it, it’s time for the new kid on the block to win his first race.

that would make the circuit less comfy though

career over ?

>alessi has a crash on his own
>hubert tries to avoid it
>ded

Should sons of shit f1 drivers be banned?

It will be... Gasly when he explodes the bomb in the Red Bull garage

>rain
KINO race on the menu boys

>too cheap to buy ziggo sport compleet

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Guess you better fuck off outta this thread, stop watching F1 and join Greenpeace or something then you bleeding heart faggot.

and that kid's name: Lewis Hamilton

i once shot a man

I wanna root for lecute but I also want him to bin it on the last lap

>sitting in dirt with your view blocked by pine trees
>comfy
I'm not saying go full Brazil

Norris

KIMI

DIES

TODAY

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>be american
>be named juan palo

checks out

I think we should hold a minute of silence for Hubert as well.

One minute without posting starting from now.

Please rise, my friends.

#blessed

The Belgian Grand Prix

Trees and the forest makes it comfy, they have the right balance already

sitting in that exact spot if you're there might not be great, but it's better than a stand being there

gimi

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THREAD

>tickets wouldn't be so fucking expensive
LOL they'd make them more expensive because you get a better view

No

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>1999 was the only season this happened to the Ferrari number 2, so 'a Ferrari driver' is Eddie in 1999. Not sure what point you're trying to make here.
Surely the point should be clear - if Irvine had been the favoured driver then he would most likely have won championships.
>ah yes, the old team order boogeyman. Ferrari wasn't the first, Ferrari wasn't the last. Look at what treating drivers equally got Williams and McLaren between 2000 and 2007.
I'm not saying they were the first, I'm just saying Hamilton and Rosberg were allowed to race fairly, whereas Barrichello was ordered to sacrifice races for Schumacher, even early in the season when there was still everything to play for.
>who doesn't remember how successful Benetton was in 1996? same engine supplier, same designer, same technical staff.
"Benetton began their decline towards the middle of the grid, having lost key personnel due to Schumacher's departure, and failed to win a race."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_Formula_One_World_Championship

rool

LE FAGGOTS

>rare

Fuck you, you stupid dutch bastard.