NORTH LONDON DERBY PRE MATCH

here it is, the most entertaining game of the year.

two banter clubs fighting to not have their season ended by week 5

for the loser, getting mocked and laughed at for the rest of the month

for the winner, eternal glory..well until they draw at home to a relegation battler next week.

the odds have arsenal as heavy favourites, do you agree?

why is this game so funny to a neutral?

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Arsenal fans will be TOO SCARED to leave their general and post in this thread

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>make arsenal feel all secure by losing to newcastle just so you can win the NLD
5d chess tbqh

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tfw no 5'1 azn gf

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2-2

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I want arsenal to win, but can’t see they can beat them

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>craft beer basedboys vs le peng chicken niggers

Quite accurate actually

haha yeah

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Quite accurate actually

Arsenal is going to win ez

Why doesnt spurs just win, lol?

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Pepe

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this sums up the rivalry so perfectly

I hope Jan is back.

>guns vs chickens

If Arsenal somehow lose, AFTV would be delightful.
But I cant expect anything from Chokingham Hotspurs.

The Australians actually lost that one.

Too right, heading back to /arse/

for me it's giant cocks

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That general needs fucking purging.

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Should've gotten Ceballos. You don't win things with Sissoko

Going for a rangers and spurs double today lads

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Ceballos is mediocre and can't defend. Sissoko's defensive reliability is underrated

Disgusting.

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who has the better lineup?

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Torreira over Guendouzi and thats good

do you think he will start? emery seems to love guendouzi

Guendouzi has potential and pashun, but in a big game like this Torreira would be the safer option

emery always seem to take the overcomplicated route instead of just starting with the strongest possible xi (on paper).

the best banter game is United vs Arsenal imo

Spurs have a much better defense, and overall better midfield.
Arsenal's pace upfront is fearsome and unstoppable for some teams, but Son Lucas and Kane are great too.
Both GK are good without being excellent either.
Poch is a much better coach than Unai.

>much better defence
if Vertonghen plays together with Alderweild yes, not if Sanchez plays, did u not see him vs newcastle?
>overall better midfield
both midfields are pretty shit, but i have to say i am not convinvced at all by ndombele, winks or sissoko, eriksen however is a class above all others and therefor its a stronger midfield.
>son lucas and kane are great too
i agree, no way spurs doesnt score today.
>both gk are good without being excellent either
i disagree, i have never rated Lloris. Leno is better at his feet and has really good reflexes, but he sucks in the box. lloris always makes mistakes.
>poch is much better coach than unai
what has poch won, what has unai won?

EMERY OUT
WEEBS OUT
JANNIES OUT

By your standards, Di Matteo is elite.

Tottenham is in shambles my dude.
Kane hasn't been the same since his last injury, Alli lacks confidence when he's not injured, Eriksen needs to leave ASAP he's hurting the group, Poch is manhandling Vertonghen for God knows what reason, Ndombele is already injured, lo Celso is too fresh to come in and replace Eriksen with impact, the only guy running around with some enthousiasm and energy is Son, some U-18 kid has to be RB in lack of better, Sissoko and Winks aren't all that good.
tldr Spurs are gonna get giggled on sunday

I don't see how Tottenham could fuck up this one since Arsenal are beyond shite, easy 4-0 win.

I can't decide whether this will be 3-0 to Arsenal or 4-0.

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BASADO

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>no way spurs doesn't score today
They couldn't even score at home vs Newcastle, entire team is playing like relegation candidates and Pochettino doesn't look like he gives a shit.

spurs

Literally championship tier rivalry.

6 - 0
Six - Zero
Liverpool - London

>Muh Top 4 Trophy

BASED TURK SYSTEM

I don't even like spuds but I wanna see an AFTV meltdown.
If your counting CLs you forget Chelshit

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How calamitous will David Luiz be today?

brazillian mustafi tier

Battle for the top 4 trophy has begun. We will made it, lads?

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Arsenal host Spurs live on Super Sunday in the north London derby

Arsenal host Tottenham on Super Sunday with the chance to open an early five-point gap between themselves and their north London rivals.

It has been three seasons since the Gunners finished above Spurs in the Premier League table, but is the gap between the north London rivals closing?

Merson: "Arsenal should expect to win this game, which is unreal really," he told The Debate.

"Over the last two or three years Tottenham seemed to be getting further away from Arsenal. If you weigh up this game this weekend and you look at it and think Spurs will be well pleased with a draw, which is a game-changer.

"Arsenal look like a top-four team," Merson added. "They win quite comfortably for me.

"I think Arsenal will rip Tottenham to shreds. Spurs are struggling at the moment and if the Gunners get going I can see it being comfortable for them.

"Eriksen's unhappy, Vertonghen's not happy and I don't feel like he addressed the fact they needed another striker and he needed to replace Kieran Trippier. He sold Trippier and he needed to replace him. I don't think Kyle Walker-Peters is the answer."

>guendouzi
>willock
Why do Arsenal keep playing these two shitters and literal who's?

Spurs win incoming.

>Spurs
>winning at Arsenal

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>purge the Arsenal thread
>go back to your general
Always the very same dipshit posters.

2 shit teams

Merson says Arsenal will win therefore Arsenal will lose.

I am saying this as a die hard spursian. Tottenham will lose this game by either 2-1 or 3-1

>losing to Arsenal 2-0
ISHYGDDT

Its obviously harder to score versus parked busses than a team like Arsenal

you are the one who is overrating players, not me.

-----------Son-----------Kane-------------
---Celso----------Winks-------------Eriksen
Rose---Vertonghen--Sanchez---Alderweireld--Aurier

yep

I'm not saying you are overrating anyone, just wanted to say that trophies won isn't the only thing you judge a coach on.

if you watch the game you see the potential.

M8 Guendouzi is average as fuck.
Torreira is 3 times the player he will ever be.

>spurs have have won 1 game of their last 26 visits to arsenal (W1 D10 L15)

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3 UEL in a row with Sevilla is very impressive. People hail Poch as this genius but what does he have to show for it? Neither of them are anywhere near beinge elite coaches

>yfw you loathe Arsenal but love Gunnersaurus
What do?

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to a certain extent, but you have to keep in mind that alot happens when you are that young. Willock looked like one of the worst youngsters and he is almsot a nailed on starter at the moment, it came out of nowhere. so it is worth it for arsenal to play these youngsters and hope they become good because they have a shit midfield so there is alot of room for giving minutes to youngster.

torreira over guendouzi
ozil over willock for meme reasons

but willock is shit

YIDS DONT NEGOTIATE WITH FUCKING TERRORISTS

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YIDDO CHECKIN IN

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I disagree

enjoy 11th place

they are at 10th lmao, spurs wont be above arsenal once this season

Spurs and Kane always struggle in august.

spurs has just gotten worse and worse for the last 3 seasons

Hello fellow membership bro.

They are finishing with more points by the end of each season. Look at barca and real. They are both no where near top5 in la liga but you know they will both finish in the top 3

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Really gave to factor in the stadium though

>Vertonghen is back
finally
fuck Poch

who is better out of harry twinks and joe pillock?

Pochettino is the Stanley Kubrick of football.

shut the fuck up

Arsenal 1 - 4 Tottenham

t. pic related.

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He's been starving him just for this match

hop off the vpn you monkey

Probably the best rivalry in the PL era. These days it's become a bit tepid though.

4/11 of our starting lineup aren't wearing kit numbers from 1-11. This is very bothersome.

hop off the vpn you monkey

thats what arsenal has been saying since 2006

>4/11 of our starting lineup
you mean 7

willock can actually attack and dribble, winks is a the twink version of sissoko without the athleticism

---------------Kane----Son
-------------------Lamela
Rose----Eriksen---Winks---Sissoko
-------------Jan---Toby--Sanchez
---------------------Lloris

*dribbles into defenders*
*loses the ball*
*concedes on the counter*

Stream anyone?

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Still got 55 bings til kickoff.

Eriksen confirmed staying then

>everyone looking for a fiesty derby, footballs gone soft
>will whinge at Spurs for kicking the shite out of these goons

>he doesnt have his boomer parents pay for skysports

Lamela has been at Spurs for about 20 years now and I still don’t know if he’s good or not.

Arsenal never moved into Wembley

hes not

I would go to the pub to watch the game but it's too awkward to go alone

Liverpool-Chelsea for me. The ghost goal, the slip..

what do you mean

he is

we won the league at shite hart lane

he might be

i was just pointing out the fact that arsenal was hindered far more than expected by their new stadium. I was suggesting in my earlier comment that Spurs would have somewhat of a similiar fate, atleast as things are now, could you imagine the meltdown if they lose by a big margin today?

all correct and all me

Im actually sick of lamela. I want him binned. Wanyama binned. New RB.

He's probably not

>Wanyama binned
user i...

Good OP

>Im actually sick of lamela
WRONG opinion

I was actually there as a spurs fan. Remember it very well.

Arsenal do pretty well at Wembley it's basically their second home.

Hes inconsistent and injury prone. Whatever his merits, Id rather swap him for someone mor effective. Keep eriksen, bin lamela instead.

I think Lamela captures Pochs physical side of the game better than any, his aggressiveness is fantastic

Was going to post this. He is dirty as fuck and is the kind of player you need in a derby

>McSpaghetti
mmmmmmmm.....

Is this on Sky Sports Main Event ?

doesnt give up trying to win a ball back either

Watching the all Ireland final. Enjoy your nigger sport.

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ok will do

inb4 0-0

everyone who watches football is a gay cunt

agree. soccer is based though

same thing mate

haha yeah

i got a ridiculous bet on this game, half time 2-1 to arsenal, 3-2 full time arsenal, 80/1

might as well just burn your money

cool you threw away your money

enjoy your money down in flames

>betting on Arsenal

Don't do this

your dosh on fire

Should've paypal'd me the money you gay cunt

money get turn to ash from flames burning the money.

FUCK SPURS

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fire g o to money and now gone(the fire and money)

what's all this shit about pochettino quitting?

rude

manger hiss because he see in his squad the failure

>levy fed up cos no trophies
>poch fed up cos no spending

>(yuo)

literally just 1 quid bet but might put some extra money on just so i can fully rub in it in the event that does actually happen

>Old Firm derby
>North London derby

I'm spoilt rotten today, lads.

it's called football you dumb yank

It's about sending the message!! XD

redpilled

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sometimes money transforms from it's original form to hot fires

>Ozil
MLS tier trash

betburn rovers fc

why dont people just put everything on Kane scoring, free money

>trippier
you have no idea what you're doing right?

What stream are you using?

Unironically

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Dier's a horrible cunt

>hdstreams.club/hd/ch5.php
totalsportek.com/arsenal-streams/

fdf738d2f126063608bd4f15198ba61024540d86

tried that last week, had to file for bankruptcy

4oi639p46p3c3424v380bcrwp09r38u5b9iehtu3q4

get a quick loan and go again, get yourself out of that hole

Thanks.

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but what if I don't win this time? how do I pay off the loan?

haha yeah, I like cunt though

remember when poch decided to start Kane over Lucas in the CL final?

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another loan

>VOTE

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>VOTE

At least Ramsey isn't around anymore. He always seemed to punish us

Tottenham have only won at the Emirates twice in 30 meetings? Fucking christ

buy kneepads with this loan, bet rest on kane
suck dick if you lose, try again with dick-sucking money next week

Oh god yeah, keeps football interesting & fun

that tasty arse defence looking like a SNACK

the state of those legs, she's unironically just fat

2-0 to Spurs.

based shitpostchads

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Where the fuck is eriksen?

I'm rooting for lloris

in the starting 11

COME ON SPURS

>playing requiem instead of highway to hell

dont m8, chubby chasers will call you low test

the chad shitposter vs the virgin fanboy

Cam on you bludclarts

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Oh god, I love eating arse

Where all my /arse/ bros at?

Stream?

Would Spuds win the league with Mou?

Nothing wrong with fat girls, lad.

stream :)
streams.notahoneypot.me/

yes

of course.

midfield

inb4 some scouser complains about the comms

Aubameyang and Lacazette wanted to join Spurs

yes

What is the New York equivalent of North London?

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>one English player in the Arsenal 11
what the fuck?

reminder to kick it out lads, give racism the flying 2 footer

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dubs Luiz red card

>44fackin2

And I wanted to not be a 29 year old neet. Life doesnt pan out how we always want it to

Arse 3 - Tott 1
Screenshot this.

manhattan vs the bronx

Wonder if they give Yea Forumsorts scholarships for shitposting

>Sanchez RB
wtf why

dear filthy jew who runs the notahoneypot stream,

your stream is slower than hesgoal.

thanks

t. not a dirty jew cunt

Back in 04/05/06 Arsenal regularly fielded only only one English player (Cole, when Campbell was injured/b&).

Holy fuck spurs already shook to the core

2-2

>black
>english
pick one

who should I customer for, lads?

>spuds

Who is the good guys?

>Pepe

got a better one?
Where are tierney and bellerin. unai is also retarded if he thinks luiz does well in a back 4

and it's live lol

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Lads I have a feeling VAR will decide the match.

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kind of feel like visiting rwanda lads

SAVE US TANGUY

WE ARE THE YIDS WE ARE THE YIDS WE ARE WE ARE WE ARE THE YIDA

why are there 2 david luiz's?

i've been. quite nice

cringe

ARSE ANAL ARSE ANAL ARSE ANAL

just scratched my shaft

the fing abaht arsenal etc

>only 25 minutes left
what the fuck?

rwandans are based black men 2bh . the genocide did a them a disservice

was literally scratching my balls when i read this

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Based.

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ah, hope you smelled you fingers afterwards

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isnt yid pejorative

CAM ON SPURS

SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS

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surely this is shopped

CAM ON KANE
SCAR SAM FAKIN GALS

>sissoko right back

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was jelly until I saw the reflection of your sad lonely silouhette

christ that's fucking rancid

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Haven't had chewits in yonks. How much do you way big man ?

Demi is all natural

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That's Sanchez

t. No teeth

>vinegar chips
Based

wtf am i listening to with this stream

Chewits rip out fillings - which I am highly confident you have.

you dont even have a good taste in junk food you utter pleb

>visit rwanda

No.
textbacklinkexchanges.com/demi-rose-shows-off-her-curves-in-barely-there-gold-bikini-during-a-very-sexy-shoot/

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Gf baked a cake just now and we’re ordering an indian later

>Gendouzi

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>North London Derby the 4th match of the season

Based or cringe?

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injured
also the other two non shit CBs are also injured

enjoy your skinny fat body, faggot

Propose if Arsenal win

Is Tesco the version our Walmart?

As a City fan this is literally like watching two Sunday league teams. Such poor quality.

Not a racist but so many niggers on both teams

t.seetheinho

not really cake weather is it

What should I eat for breakfast lads?

OH NORTH LONDON

IS FULL OF SHIT

No - Asda is.

Fat cunt

Pepe looks all over the place

based Saint George

pretty much
no tesco in murica?

>cacazette

don't order a comanche, they are fierce warriors and horsemen who will murder you, rape your girlfriend, and kidnap your kids and adopt them as members of their tribe

No, Asda is.

COYS COYS COYS

spaghetti and meatballs

Hahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahah

gillian > brie

>LE NO

>ARSE ANAL

>arse anal

that goal happened in slow motion

JEWS WIN

>jay leno

>arse anal

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>bum anal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

need a fuckin sky sports acestream for god sake

No that's Asda - which is owned by Walmart.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>leno

why? its common sense. if you eat and drink that shit you gain ZERO nutrition, its just empty calories

>that goal keeping

>ARSE>ARSE>ARSE>ARSE>ARSE>ARSE
>ARSE>ARSE>ARSE>ARSE>ARSE>ARSE

AHAHAHHAHHAHHAA

GO LAUGH AT ARSENAL IN THEIR GENERAL

IT BEGGINS

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Hahahahahaha

cold pizza if you have it. if not, go to mcdonalds and get an egg mcmuffin meal. put the hashbrown on the sandwich for extra crunch.

>Jay Leno

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*grimacing emery face intensifies*

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Nice one butter fingers

>The state of Leno

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>ARSELEL
ARESELEL
>ARSELEL
ARSELEL
>ARSELEL

fucking lame

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Spuds goal webum.

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>the city of Arsenal

I'M FUCKIN' DONE, WOBBIE

I'M HURTIN ROBBIE

>arsenal goalkeeping

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Arsenal Fan TV is going to be great.

No refunds for David Luiz

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JUST

OH YES, OH YES

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soon

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Hehehehe

>This is arsenal's best keeper

nice

What's he thinken?

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lol poor arsenal

>Leno

the state of arse anal's defence lmao

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I’M TIRED WOBBIE

>this is London
can't imagine bein anywhere other than the south coast desu

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wtf

Hahaha
>Leno
that's almost worse than Karius

>slippy k

>kolasinac

>Thinking that was the keepers fault and not Arsenal’s dumb fuck back line

State of Leno

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Lads, it's Spurs

Proper state of arse lmao

>Arse
>Anal

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the fuck was that

Which is worse Sterling's slips or K's?

Kolasinac hahahahahahaha

>Arsenal CBs throwing their hands up in the air

You want to know what happened? Both of you assholes were way behind the play. That's why Spurs got a fucking tap-in.

kek

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why not both

>kolasinac

Where's that faggot hue who said arse would destroy us

this

both cbs fucked up badly

where's the build-up you fag

bruh why is Leno so trash?

*smacks lips*
MANS BARE VEX YA KNOW.

is kane playing? i'm not memeing i actually don't know.

>"NO I'VE HAD IT"
>"But Claude"
>"NO WOBBIE I'VE HAD IT WIV YOU LOT, I'M VOTING BNP"

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>slippy k

>am I really saying "good evening" that wrongly?

DOXED

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stumbling on your tip toes is so embarrassing

>Angry swearing on 5live

Loving every laugh.

Lamela assist btw

>visit rwanda
its an arsenal game arent you already there

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me on the left

No, sir.

won the header that initiated the goal

>Premier league is already a two horse race

Kek, FUCK Arsenal, Tottenham, and Chelsea

did he kick it off his own arm

ah yes, the rare self-handball technique

this is top comedy

>tfw went out to get a cuppa joe and said to myself there was no way >we'd score in the first 10 mins
reeeeeeeee

cool

OH WHEN THE SPURS COME MARCHING IN OH WHEN THE SPURS COME MARCHING IN

Oh no no no no

looks like butt implants. natural butts will always be better than fake shit

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kola is so garbage lmao, need the scottish lad asap

>LUIZ

N

Which team had the better transfer window?

jesus

>arsenal defending

give wanyama

DAILY REMINDER

David Luiz actually gets money paid into his bank account every week to play football professionally.

>tfw thought tottenham was off form and that we would have a chance at beating them in the CL
lol we're gonna get rekt

>Losing to Spurs at home
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Why is he not playing, injured ?

liverpool

Arsenal in full collapse mode. The next Newcastls, no doubt.

should Kane not have been followed?

>arsenal midfielding

>Supermarket Sweep coming back
Can't wait desu

nah, that's just arsenal

By far the most overrated player in world football. Even more so than Pogba.

arsenal are just shit m8, you still have a chance.

give him what?

>arsenal

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Hernia. Bought an injury-prone LB and sold their only fit one weeks before he'll be fit.

hope they wreck red star also, and not be like liverpool last season

embarrassing

when are we gonna get some fucking decent defenders

these retards don't deserve to be in the PL

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Luiz defending....

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apologise to leno

Dat new kit is peng doe bruv
*gets chicken grease all down my top*

where's Ozil?

LITERALLY WHO THE FUCK IS HE

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Arsenal literally collapsing in front of our eyes. No mental strength at all

i enjoy watching arsenal, man city and utd lose important games more than i enjoy watching my own team win

To Arsenal fans: you lot deserve this

Ozil for Pepe pls

My Son

Based Son

you're free to watch the Irish league if you'd like

arsenal look shit
how much did they spend on pepe again

>ARSENAL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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loan to celtic. we'll split the wages

ZOOM ZOOM

72 million

somewhere in turkey probably

Pourquoi?

>man city
>losing

I love my Son

>the absolute fucking state of arses defence

cheeky chappy

What's with teams that supposedly hoarded players fucking up this week?

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Why have Arsenal been shit for 15 years now?

Davinson Sanchez alone is better than Arsenal's entire defence

they lose every year in the CL

Fuck that was a good effort at least

the fuck is this defense

a man city draw is their equivalent for losing

which is 30 millions without the EPL inflation. honest price

arse defence is a fucking shambles wtf

how does leno fuck it up so badly and then makes a save like that holy shit

I honestly can't remember last time Arsenal's defence didn't suck balls

>no new players
>beat arsenal anyhow
how do they do it?

>Irish league
you mean the League of Ireland. the Irish League is in NI.

Arsenal are shit, Spurs meanwhile are going to win the CL this year

they did get players of lo celso and lamela

The man is an absolute fraud

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Who /arsenalfantv/ later?

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guendouzi is a fucking lesbian

he's brazilian which means he's a forward pretending to be a defender

>went to champions final
>went to europa final
simple, no new players needed

Legit it's over
2004 arsenal will never come back

WE'RE WINNIN AWAY

WE'RE WINNIN AWAAAAAAAAAY

HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE?

WE'RE WINNIN AWAY

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>ynr after 2006 the eternal problem was our attackers being woeful and we were carried by our defending
>now we have a genuinely top class front 3 but defence has been shit for seasons
CAN'T WE GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE

>win europa league 3 times in a row with sevilla
>fraud

he didn't fucked up that badly tough, the goal was sokratis and luiz fault

>win the CL
>lose to newcastlel

No

>Spend ÂŁ80 million on a Ligue 1 meme
>Don't even improve your Championship tier defence
It's all they deserve really

arsenal bought david luiz to fix their shambolic defense

but we got wenger out la

no, Mia Khalifa is his gf

get tierney on ffs

>lamela
also lo celso isn't playing

Can you imagine how bad her ass must smell there
Fuckkk if only I could get a taste. .....

>0 shots on target at home
OH NO NO NO

Pre-packed supermarket sandwich that I purchased yesterday. Went to eat it just now and it was full of flies, visible through the cellophane.

Discarded it, but it was upsetting

got lucky against benfica
liverpool choking was their downfall
Dnipro was legitamately the best one

>Stand up if you've won the league

Fucking hell when was the last time Arsenal won it, like 15 years ago?

it's like they don't watch premier league games

agreed defense was horrible but i feel like he could have done more, the shot was kinda weak

How come Arsenal fans get mad and impatient with their players like no other fans?

But david luiz was playing for chelsea, user.

wait why? WHere the fuck is he?

should've given Cole the money

It was their invincibles year, so yeah

For me, it's Obama-Yang

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STAND UP IF YOU WON THE LEAGUE

not so fast kikes lmao

Arsenal fans are objectivley the worst in the league

They have zero chants, fuck me I've heard better atmosphere down Brentford.

You're right. It's a League 1 tier defence.

the arsenal crowd is pathetically quiet

i used to quite like the club but it's very much suffering from the tourist problem like united and honestly probably all the top 6 clubs

He's there, they just dont want to start him yet afaik

>Pepe

I'm off to do a big hungover McDonalds poo lads, see you at half time.

BASED ROSE

Arsenal labour voting cucks deserve a beating every day of the year

>last win a bit sepia-tinged

Is “sepia-tinged” a common phrase in English?

millennials with no knowledge of the sport

because our players are shitter than other teams'

all we have are strikers everybody else is useless and worse than that in the case of sokratis and luiz

>win europa league 3 times in a row with sevilla
This means he choked in the CL group stage 2 times in a row lad.

>the Greeks bandwagoning Arsenal because of Sokratis
lmao I feel so sorry for you lot

With how shit the team is I think they're too complacent desu

Spurs have tho

>arse's midfielding

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christ, what are they doing?

..but tottenham have won the league

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how would a spurs fan know anything about winning trophies

sit down kike, gas chamber soon

youtube.com/watch?v=t-rI2RST_CY
What the fuck happened to David Luiz?

cheers geoff

lmao who cares
they both play conference-tier football
bolton in liquidation mode would walk either league

just shoot me lads

based rose

I'm not a Spuds fan, just pointing out how embarrassing bragging about winning the league is when you did it 15 years ago

weak but well placed and low, not many gk could had stopped that

>It's an Arsenal players keep diving episode

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Reminder arsenal represents the ethnic change we DONT want to see in Britain

Liverpool had a similar problem. Do exactly as they did. You dont have a coutinho to sell but maybe sell torreira and spend 150m on a cb + gk.

Because teams who have experienced success multiple times are expected to do it year after year. Therefore fans get annoying.

Stand up.. if you've won the Audi cup

they're black

7-1

too many mercenaries in arsenal
they won't get anywhere like this

>le curly left foot man

How many of these do France produce

Haha yeah

>STAND UP IF YOU WERE RELEVANT ONCE BUT NOW YOU'RE NOT AND YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FOR YEARS

>can't even understand his own language enough to see im spurs

new

spurs haven't won fuck all... ever

cry more

football started with the premier league lad, which is sad for me

Preemptive >Luiz fk

football fans are so embarrassing
living vicariously through other people's achievements

>Spurs
>Winning anything

still

wich is?

Hey man, it counts. A trophy is a trophy. Liverpool also count their trophies from 1000 years ago but spee says they won 0 titles.

cringe

Those chants sound so middle class ahahaha

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>haven't won fuck all
what's your first language lad?

>pepe

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NEED a new thread lads.

this. based Poles and Romanians should be the immigrants we welcome to our shores

gay

>Pepe
not even close

people here still can't believe he's a starter at Arsenal. He's nowhere near that level.
Imagine what people abroad must be thinking of him.

>buy ajax, win nothing
vs
>spend nothing, win nothing

>all this pressing, even from Arsenal
based liverpool and Southampton changing up the prem

STILL

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Better than living vicariously through anime mate

Yeha. I was in yourk and scaraboughar and fuck 4 english girls. I like your country

Diving like a little bitch

Wait, what? Is there a new rule in regards to goal kicks??

Scarbruh lasses are proper dirty lad, good on you

Especially now with all the moeshit

>4/4 pressing
>still try to build up from the defense
why do retards do this lol, just hoof it

>Kane has to escort Rose to stop him chimping out

>Poles
Acceptable
>Romanians
Not acceptable

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cool. I hope this happens more often

>that arsenal feel

Where's the new thread you mouthbreathing incels

why dont you make one instead of complaining

Why should I when I can just bitch and nobody will even know who I was when the new thread starts.

We're still at like page 2, mate.

someone who's not an arsenal fag create a new thread

in yer mum snatch

NEW THREAD

fucking cuck
you're gonna applaud a subhuman pole having his way with our women?

oh YES we have to have a new thread RIGHT NOW WE ARE ON PAGE 2!!!!!!! in a few hours we will fall right off the catalog we need a new NOW NOW NOW NOWNOWN W

spastic

Okay. I created it

But nobody posts in a 500+ post thread because they're all waiting for the new thread so they can get their meme posts at the top of a thread, so it's a ghost town.

le obamayang is a winger man

See smartass.

Gervinho is still shit despite the new haircut

>Leno

bitter incel

H a v e
S e x
I n c e l

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck yourself you fat cunt