/heem/- costa=god

shutup

schmo's fucking awful to be honest

Weili Zhang: "we're don't here to taking part, we're here for the taking over"

1.4 Billion Chinese clapping.

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brehs...

Rose Namajunas will kill Zhang.

I can't wait for this

Unusually heavy chest for a chink

Are there no cards on today? I forgot the UFC was on saturday this week

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to use performance decreasing drugs.

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Why was she 3.6 lbs overweight?

Tony Ferguson type of guy to look up and down before crossing the road

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Tony Ferguson the type of guy to cut weight for an argument

Zhang is a dead woman.

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to sit on the TV and watch the couch.

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chinese use western martial art, china lose today

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to call 911 and ask them "What's your emergency?"

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>rosecels crawling out of the woodwork for some reason
lel your psycho bald wigger is flushed

isn't the that smo dude banging a tranny?

Why is Brazil so weak now? The days when they dominated the sport feel like an eternity ago.

reminder the slam was a fluke and andrade was a paper champ

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(usada)

Sounds patrician as fuck

Is it true that there are 1.4 billion Chinese UFC fighters?

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Because USADA. They’ve been the biggest cheats in the history of the sport

>eternity ago
>e ago
>epo

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no, she will not be beaten the same way again. just because she looks like my ex girlfriend doesn't mean she isn't the best in the division. it was a fluke and Andrade is a bum.

We get USA vs China now
I think the story works out alright

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'cause vale tudo died

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CABMMA is strangling their small promotions

donated 500 and counting, we will defeat schaub eventually

Post a more iconic UFC moment.
I'll wait.

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Look out, Felder

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>implying zhang isnt scarier than andrade

Tony 'Black Energy' Ferguson
youtube.com/watch?v=lJeWjX0_qNQ

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Barboza sucks

youtube.com/watch?v=QNlQQ-SX3X4

Sakuraba's famous jump has shades of Ali. . . damn

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can anthony pettis defeat gregor gillespie?

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Canthony Penis

:(

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BRAP

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Imagine not betting on Zhang "Magnum" Weili last night.. Never should have been an underdog. "Hurt Durr Andrade is so stronk though" BITCH Zhang might be stronger, her core and lower body definitely is. And she has trained since childhood to heem fools, Andragj took up martial arts at age.. 20? Rose or Joanna would have been a competitive fight for Weili, but Zhang had this in the bag as soon as this fight was made.

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This thread is off to a terrible start

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Very impressive PRC talking point. You sound like a native English meme speaker from the distant faraway land of Thailand.

He looks like Jim Carrey in the movie where he played a cop.

Marginalized by new ownership

Barboza still got his shit absolutely pushed in by Loo Lee that fight. He's a can and flushed, Felder is free money.

Ok, now that the dust is settled and we can move on over this shitty card, how you will be watching Khapee vs Poorier?

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Sometimes fighters steal your heart, you know? Valentina, Weili, Weidman, and so on..

cant believe bj lost ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

>lol i told you pick zhang
>hurr only an idiot would have picked mandrade
>it was a fluke against rose, see durrr
>net total slips posted: 1

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BJ will win next time, just waiting on his big break

i hate how fighters never get better and fight like shit every time

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they take inspiration from your mom getting beat up by your dad

no

Be honest, if he ever fight again would you bet on him?

I wish I had propped bet by finish.

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yes

you're the only one I remember seeing, feel free to roast the shit out of me

boring

Champ Shit Only

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If he fought someone like CM Punk then I would

my mom advanced a lot over the years, she went from flailing wildly and immediately winding up in a fight ending clinch to throwing big bombs from the outside, by "big bombs" I mean ashtrays and unopened beers

Would you bet on him?

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wow Zhang fuckin tooled Andrade

let's hear your black /boys/ list /heem/
>Greg Hardy
>Curtis Blaydes
>Derrick Lewis
>Rozenstruick
>Yoel Romero

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good op but the DC one is better

Mike Perry
Ponzinibbio
Garbrandt
McGregor

who do you fantasize about the most?

I'm not american

Sure I'll post mine again, why not. First card I ever bet on, I was so sure about Zhang I just couldn't pass it up.

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Who do you have in mind for the UFC 242 main card?

>Zhang's wikipedia page
Which autistic 12 year old boy wrote this?

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No idea, I'll have to do some research. But I like Khabib and Barboza a lot, will have to study their opponents though because I don't know too much about either.

My pure heem instincts say go for all the ones on the left here

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How many bongs until Fight Night lads?

about two weeks my man
approximately 333.5 hours until the main card of UFC Vancouver

What year is this? Who’s the president?

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the state of bongposting

*inhales*

who is this?

seems legit

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paige vanzant apparently

Does jerkin' it effect gains, either positive or negative? Asking for a bro.

>Khalil Rountree
>Anderson Silva
>Yoel Romero
>Curtis Blaydes
>Mike Perry
>Antony Smith

Buttermonkeyface

You need so much surplus test in your system that if you don't jerk it you end up sleepfucking your dog. However, jerking it will affect energy levels and motivation, which affects gains.

Silva's not black

yes, he is.

I only boy'd Hardy because he makes nerds seethe and actually seems to bring some spiciness into that death division Other niggers are shit

He is though

Weili completely owned Cejudo in the postfight interview like an atomic bomb

ZHANG GANG
H
A
N
G

G
A
N
G

Yeah that was pretty based. Fuck Cejudo and his stupid intergender fight meme, hope he gets heemed ded

>mentally weak
>happy she lost the title
>getting HEEM'D by a can
>getting HEEM'D by a dolly
>having PTSD
she's the biggest joke in wmma which says a lot

Who would be the biggest in history, i’d say ronda

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it was all part of the plan
now is the comeback
rose is ufc's princess

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Cringe

Have (consexual) sex (with someone your age)

GDR just because she completely gave up the title to not fight Cyborg especially since she had the skills to beat >her
nah she'll be an eternal gate keeper. that's what she wants, enough profile to make good money and keep sponsors but not too popular where you have to do media and the pressure of everything hunting you

this but unironically

I’m all for taking Schaub down if it’s the only way he will fight in the UFC again

NEW

I bet Dana is so happy the chinese girl won.

It is so obvious who he roots for. If any fighter is headlining a card in their own country or city, he wants them to win. Same with Khabib and porier

He has a business to run. Of course he wants to open bigger markets for his pockets.

ur asking the wrong question, it should be how do gains affect jerkin it

What's with Reddit's bizarre obsession with Rose Namajunas? Instead of giving props to generic gook for finishing Andrade, they're angrily punching keys claiming that Andrade's win over Namajunas was a fluke. Never mind how fucking stupid that sounds, they also live vicariously through her and Pat's partnership - a relationship predicated on pedophilia. I'm surprised these autists weren't head over heels for Andrade as well, since the limp-wristed MMA community loves to whiteknight ugly dykes.

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STOP CALLING ZHANG FIRST ASIAN UFC CHAMP. VALENTINA IS ASIAN YOU MORONS!

she's the first Chinese champ you dumb cazzie

Valentina sucks. Lyoto Machida and BlowJob Penn were the first azn champions.

Why do you go there? Nobody cares what those zilches think here, take you simulated drama to Yea Forums faggotron

Theyre literal cucks to pat barry

youtube.com/watch?v=IXRB9RdWdH0

people forget central asia is real

I don't go there, but when you browse YouTube comments, you know where these faggots originate from.
>take you simulated
I think you had a stroke while typing that out.

This would have been better if it were a penis measuring contest instead of an MMA fight.

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Based fat Sarah Dabbs ass.

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Thought she quit

thought wrong

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What the fuck is her problem?

Cringe.

I'd like to hear Trevor Wittman's thoughts on this

I get what you mean, after the Andrade vs Rose fight there was some shitty cope posts all over Facebook and Instagram unironically saying that she won the story of the fight, but as someone said here before, YouTube comments are barely sentient and the right thing to do is to shut over them sayin the wrong opinion

NNGNNGNGGNUGUGUU

Imagine the pvz braps

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She has autism

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Valentina never beat amanda or Nicco Montanno, shes not a champ

>taking schaub down
Isn't he down enough for you?
Quick rundown

is... is that... is that shit?

>mfw

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Based and Correct. Brapentina was first. Zhang gets to have the title of first Chinese champ though.

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>imagine the smell

Based. Isn't one of those supposed to be Colby or am I wrong? I know that's based Bones there.

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Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Dustin Poirier
Edson Barboza vs. Paul Felder
Islam Makhachev vs. Davi Ramos
Curtis Blaydes vs. Shamil Abdurakhimov
Mairbek Taisumov vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira

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/heem/, gimme some lore on the Travis Browne vs Brendan Schaub fight; what did Browne say to Schaub right as Mario stopped the fight? Was it drama between them and Ronda? I gotta know for research purposes.
Here's a time stamp for the fight: youtu.be/7FUmBrhz2Q4?t=103

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What fight was this?

Which one shidded themselves?

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none, happened on a movie set

Nurmagomedov
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Ferreira

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Yeah that's Colby on the left.

Holy shit her finger is about to fall off. Those Hollywood jews asses are hard af

That Koscheck in the middle?

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Gregor would wrestlefuck him into the shadow realm. Pettis would never accept that fight.

I remember laughing at that story but I thought it was 2 years ago. It's even worse if it was recent.

>47 winning streak

Poirier
Barboza
Makhachev
Blaydes
Ferreira

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Swab said it was something along the lines of

talk shit now bitch

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Based Colby rocking the young Chaos look. It's a shame Colby and Jon aren't bois anymore.

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Nurmagomedov
Barboza
Makhachev
Blaydes
Ferreira

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It's a shame him and jorge seem to not be boys anymore. I'm praying it's a work and they talked about it beforehand to sell their eventual fight since people think jorge is now the anti shittalker and hitman of the entertainment era. If jorge talks about the maga shtick then I'll know it's a work since they're both trump niggers

why the fuck do you care go watch some shitty drama show fag if this is what you think about

>Waterson turns down a fight with Zheng in China, asks for a higher profile fight or a title shot
>they just Zheng a title shot which she wins
MOM CHAMP BTFO

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Imagine it is 2000 BC and these are two cavemen and one decides to jump on the other's back and the other is simply forced to carry him for hundreds of miles

because I like them both

No fight is going on right now cazzie he can talk about shit talk if he wants. It's fun and sells tickets.

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if you're not emotionally invested then you can't enjoy fights to the maximum potential

>mom """""""""""""""""champ"""""""""""""""""""""""

>so mad he can't enjoy fighter he SEETHES outwardly towards fitefans

Kek based Zhang truly is the patrician's wmma fighter

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sad!

Has MMA recovered from the shame of a 2x former UFC champion being heemed by a random shirtless guy yet?

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You mean the guy who's about to turn 41 and has lost 7 in a row and tied the last fight he didn't lose, which was over 8 years ago? Yeah I'd say so, especially since he won the immediate rematch. streamable.com/xhyh8

cringe
based
cringe

I'm a janitor, so this pic made my day for some reason.

I get what you mean, after the Andrade vs Rose fight there was some shitty cope posts all over Facebook and Instagram unironically saying that she won the story of the fight, but as someone said here before, YouTube comments are barely sentient and the right thing to do is to shut over them sayin the wrong opinion

lomachenko got hit with a double leg today so we are back on top

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hate this bitch, she should move to dagestan if she loves khabib so much

imagine being the faggot dad who exploits his daughter for mma clout

Whose daughter is she that she has access to the belt and all these fighters?
LMAO@ SEETHING potatonog's fanboys being assblasted

pretty sure the ufc employs her as an "influencer" i mean christ she even wears the reebok gear. nobody fucking wears that crap

my wife's son wears that crap

Sweet jesus

Christians of /heem/, would joe Rogan to to heaven if he died today?

Only god can judge, but no

whats up boys

just wanted to let you young lads know that I haven't forgotten about you and that I'm just a savage lately, my wife and I just bought a new cottage and it's pretty dope, and my girl is getting fucking huge, she's jacked and definitely got daddy's pipes, not mommy's little wuss type genes

anyways I hope you guys are doing well too. I miss you genuinely. hopefully coral has a fuckin bunker or some type of shit because it looks like dorian is going to be coming harder on his ass than spergy on his hotglue figurines lmao

anyways take care boys

btw
gooby

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No he is very obviously afflicted by that Californian media demon that makes you bear false witness to a huge audience

thanks bro, i still love you and your made up family too

Fuck you I want bangbro and polish joanna poster back. I'm afraid they're fucking dead

what's wrong with her ass? It looks like a block like it was smushed or sat on. It's in between saggy and muscular. Really gross

BJ is hapa, doesn't count if whitoids can also claim him

dude she doesn't ever pee in her undies at all, straight up potty trained start to finish, I don't think "having accidents" was ever even a thing, it's pretty wild. also the other day I farted super loud at the dinner table and she raised her eyebrows and said "nice rip daddy"

I was so proud man. anyways take care

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Brapgoddess Waterson did the right thing here, now they will rebook her fight with Zhang only this time it will be for a title

Most Chinese fighters on yesterday's card showed really good TDD. Even that guy who got taken down manage to get up.

Where do they learn such wrestling? China isn't Mongolia or Japan here.

shut the fuck up

they also didn't fight really good wrestlers

look how many fights just stayed on the feet, current meta is one thing, but this was a particularly kickboxing card

Nurmagomedov
Felder
Makhachev
Blaydes
Ferreira

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>whitoids
Sorry, you're going to have to repeat that back to me, I don't speak Reddit numale.

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buddy this is trying so fucking hard holy shit lol

Thanks for that YouTube comment-tier reply.

>reptilian rose

Is it Zhang Weili or Weili Zhang? I can't understand these autistic naming schemes.

Hey, you. Yeah, you. Rose is a bum.

It's Li Wei Zhang

Oddly stimulating...

Cejudo btfo forever?

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Weili beats JJ, loses to Rose and Tatiana

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>Habibi
>Barboza
>Ramos
>Blaydes
>CDF

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cringe

seething

T H I C C
These thick Hogda pictures are my favorite

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Cejudo isn't gaining anything but less fans and more negative attention from people. Just because they hear about him doesnt mean cazzies will want to seem him fight. They'll just see something about him in sports news sometimes and think, "oh that retarded fucking midget". He's just being an asshole at this point.

One bad thing I can say about Natty Paulo is that his son is misbehaved little shit. But he will grow up from this one day r-right?

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second chick ruins it

really wish the featherweights were dead. i feel like tj getting hit with a fucking epo test was punishment and now we get triple cringe

Zhang is her surname, which Chinese say before a person's given name. And typically call each other by the family name, given names are rarely actually even used

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Haram bb

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where is the sex tape between ronda and marina

Why doesn’t her dad get this poor girl some braces

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>Canada

NOOOOOOOOOOO DANA HELP MEEEEEE

>Where do they learn such wrestling?

Ramsey Dewey

reminder that josh barnett is responsible for ronda's crew getting into pro wrestling

Hopefully it's released soon

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Cuuuuuute

it never will be, they are retarded

There is something weirdly arousing about young piggy Honda

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Strong les vibes

Weili can heem all of them in under a minute

Master Edmond manager character when

>loses to Rose

Genuinely curious as to why?

Based and Hondapilled

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obviously
they were rimming each other

khabib
barboza
islam
blaydes
ferreira

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>making fun of the mentally handicapped
come on, i thought we were just being nice by giving him some free attention since he was brave enough to be in the ufc

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Poirier
Barboza
Ramos
Blaydes
Ferreira

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>Those thighs
Damn she looks hot there. I'm saving all these young Hogda pictures I don't have many and she looks way hotter than she should in them

>Patreon
Imagine making an hour long documentary about Schlaub and then actually expecting people to pay you for it. Meanwhile he was drawing a picture of Schlaub during the documentary. This guy is completely obsessed to a creepy level. He's like a fanatic who suddenly had a change of heart, like the guy who shot Lennon.

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no pictures with men
thank you

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Imagine the smell

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porier
barboza
islam
blaydes
maribek

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No wonder she was the one to popularize WMMA

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How much did she weigh in this pic?

they already made a biopic bout young ronda
youtube.com/watch?v=PaIWHB-m_yY

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I'm not sure, but she's capable of getting really thiccc. She was definitely well over 150 in the pic your replied to and probably even higher in this pic.

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Wtf? Is that a shop?? BJ is almost showing is pube

>Ronda's into braps
Knew it

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why did she stop doing the arm bar. her last 2 fights were all stand up

pride, and confidence.

plus holly is a monster in the clinch, pretty sure she'd disengage easily

So you’re telling me Ronda is heavier than Aldo

Dustahmet al-almas bin bhourier
That dr.suess lookin ass boi
Based islam
Razor blaydes
Mike Tysomuvov

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'Ate muslims
Love 'Americans

Imagine sliding your rock hard cock into her warm slimey pussy while she is in that position

I mean Aldo obviously doesn't walk around at 145 lol here's her saying she feels her healthiest at 150 pagesix.com/2015/07/30/ronda-rousey-actually-gained-weight-for-si-swimsuit-issue/
And here's Aldo saying he's 164 during camp @ :40 youtu.be/HTpnFf221h0 so he probably walks around close to 170

khabib
felder
islam
blaydes
taisumov

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Based

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god i miss ronda

It's tawlf b

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Virgin /box/ discussion:
Campbell is a top 10 fighter, probably top 5, is much bigger, much stronger, and probably just gave the best performance of his career. Loma won almost every round, dropped him, and almost finished him.
>n-not enough M-matrix moves
>h-he sucks!
kill yourself
@
>Campbell is a top 10 fighter, probably top 5, is much bigger, much stronger, and probably just gave the best performance of his career. Loma won almost every round, dropped him, and almost finished him.
This revisionism. Not only is Campbell not top 5, but he also took more than 3 rounds off of Bumachenko and had him hurt in two different rounds.
Stay mad Lomaslurper.

vs

Chad /heem/ shitposts:
>Everyone's a can
>MMgAy
>Shitlist
>Shaub
>Favorite WMMA fighter

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>Joanna has taken too much damage.
>Rose was CTE'd.
>Androgynous was exposed.
>Nina is a meme.
>Waterson is a meme.
>Suarez is a meme.
Zhang will be the champ for a long time.

Bingo hall cuties fighting federation starting if anyone's up for it
>youtube.com/watch?v=tfTZE5psp2w
they are interviewing Nanaka and Mikuru Askaura now

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she cute

Watch out before I ankle pick you

Anthony Smith being on that list is actually worse than Perry being on there.

Where is her neck

>A Colby Covington Story

Thoughts on Kelvin Gastelum vs "Flushed"Toilet till?

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fake tits on a fighter...why??

Kelvin gave Adesanya a real test, Till's striking is not on the same level. Gas Gas Gas

you should make a movie about it, Fred. get travolta to star.

Hold on i'm talkin brotha

'ave sex

Soon

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Kelvin takes it but I kinda want to see Till win so we get Till vs Costa or Romero. That would be goat heem.

Whittaker ends the Israel meme

One more bite at the cake, brotha.

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I am rotting for Khabib so that I can see Khabib vs Ferguson though fighting Khabib must not be good for his brain.

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One more shot to the head, brot- *gadoosh*

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Fat chance.. Rose is an absolute strengthlet, Zhang will another her and absolutely smesh. There is nobody at straw who can beat her as of right now.

No more peaks at my snake, brada. Ahaa

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bj penn
vs
leonard garcia
BKFC

the sadness must flow

What's this technique called?

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One more run at the strap...

...brudder...

I genuinely hate Schaub now. At first I was joking along and found him goofy. But now it's clear he's a full blown asshole, takes advantage of his friends, lies, and makes fun of everyone - little kids, the homeless, the Chinese. And he's just not funny or insightful when it comes to MMA analysis.

I seriously hopes he fails hard in life and his CTE make him end up on the streets.

Brudder I know this is an unpopular opinion around her but based on her legitimate penchant for being a nerd I would be happy to give Ronda sex Hell I might even enjoy it myself haha

LmfAo speaking of cte I fink I got it brudddr

how did he unheem himself in like three seconds after getting his jaw rocked then slamming his head on the floor

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Some bubbles would be nice

A 43 second blitz isn't a fight and doesn't show you shit I'd be surprised if the bitch defends once brudder

He was probably just drunk. I've had that happen to me it's not a real KO, it's just easier turning off somebody's lights if they're already drunk.

Also >deadlifting in flipflops

Are 20 wins in a row considered fights? A lifetime of competition and combat sports experience in a wide range of disciplines?

Tell me who you think is stronger than her in the division. In terms of raw strength and/or fighting skills.

Dustin
Barboza
Islam
Blaydes
Ferreira

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>raw strength
Put down the manga you fucking faggot this isn't some anime even though you ARE a weeb bitch

To answer your question: Carla Esparza

>Derick Brunson wrestlefucks Israel
>I mean Gastelum outpaces and boxes up Israel
>uh-uh-uh I mean Biracial angel to the rescue

How long until "Jon Jones ends the Israel meme"

Adesanya made me realize jbj is the only cool black guy in ufc

Lmfao

Israel is indeed a BITCH but Whittaker is a STONECOLD bitch that lost to Romero twice

>Heemed by Joanna
>Heemed by Suarez

Neither of those two even come close to the awesome heeming ability of Zhang. Like a tank rolling over protestors on [date] at [location]

Israel is a chinlet he would die at lhw

Grow up

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>Joanna
Flushed and chinlet, Weili will ko her in under 2 rounds
>Rose
her neck is fucked, she doesn't have heart or cardio to best Zhang in a 5 rounds .
Weili will decision her easily, probably 49-46 or finish her in the later rounds via strikes
>Tatiana
her striking is shit and Weili is strong as fuck. She's gonna have her face rearranged and Weili will easily defend her takedowns
>m-muh female Khabib
She struggled with Nina lmao
>Waterson
lmao

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Every time some faggit wins a faggit fight in faggit fashion you dick riders over estimate them. This is like ufc 190 all over again. Faggit ass mark.

Post the webm lads
You know which one (weili koing andrade)

Be more efficient with your energy you faggit brudder

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Worked into a shoot by

Based and zhangpilled

Bruh
What a beast, i want some of these chink roids
Does she trains at tiger muay thai?

Dustin
Barboza
Islam
Blaydes
Ferreira

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Ah yes. Pooirier's home country of Abu Dabi

Khabib finna bouta get abu-dabbed on

>dana cheers for dustbin
wew

Abu dabi is a fucking dump two tiers below Louisiana

Kebab
Felder
Mkhachev
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Based on what I've been reading here, I'd have ZERO trouble heeming you all at a bar in hawaii

Well, aside from picking which PUSY to heem first I guess haha

Khabib
Barboza
Islam
Blaydes
Taisumov

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Tapology says she trains at Black Tiger Fight Club in Bejing, but she's had her camp at Jackson Wink for her UFC debut.
Wouldn't surprise me if she went to Thailand for some time since her clinch work was amazing and those knees were lighting quick

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You have no idea how popular the UFC is here.

Protip: extremely

Khabib
Barboza
Islam
Blaydez nd shaydez baybe
Taisumov

>on the low rung of the sauna
what a bitch.

based bandwagoner

how is aspen ladd's head fitting in china right now

I hear they're counting it as the second landmark visible from space

Jessica Andrade was literally never good.

>starting the picks on saturday
lol

daily reminder that karate hottie is based

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>Mr. Bone

GET BONED SON!! :^)

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Dustin Poirier
Paul Felder
Islam Makhachev
Curtis Blaydes
Carlos Diego Ferreira

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>bandwagoner
I've been on Zhang train since she smashed Andrade, cazzie

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Who here watching DEEP JEWELS 25?

wtf? i love chinese women now!

just catching up with /heem/

mma-core.com/videos/Jessica_Andrade_vs_Zhang_Weili_Full_Fight_UFC_Fight_Night_157/10319327

i fell asleep early last night.

You know what you can do Russiafag? Bend the knee to Triple C.

I'm on my way to work, I hate working Sundays but at least I'm just doing the afternoon.

in a way she kind of looks like more of a dude than jessica. that was maybe the best sequence i've seen in wmma outside of just maulings in mismatches

lol
instagram.com/p/B1206gEJAUU/

hello, henry!

a challenger appears!

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steroids

She scored multiple illegal elbows which the ref allowed because lolchina she would still get melted by an actual tactical strike like Shev. Never forget the eternal heem.

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She is the real deal, the complete package. Can't gameplan for her because she's dangerous in all situations. Maybe a BJJ black belt with a lot of other tricks could submit her. Everybody else finna get heemed.

Triple C vs Triple H

Book it Dana McMahon!

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jon jones took her to the top

>#1 contender jessica eye

the mat demands more bodies!

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Shev is the only woman I know of who could beat Zhang. Hoping she defends her title a few times before trying that one.

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where's your name tag, christopher?

Anyone have an overhead shot of stiffreem to add?

check my trip

i will try to edit him in there unless someone is more leet at ms paint! :^)

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Weve agreed to only add fresh heems from ppvs/main events

prime BJ heems that fat guy outside the bar

Get ready to add Kebab then when he gets shadowrealmed by The Diamond

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Hey Faggots,
My nameh is Amanda and I heichi every single one of you. All of you are fat, hetarded, weak, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting about "friggin bears dude" and "your second favorich female fycher". You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to scat porn.
Don't be stranger. Just hich me with your beschy shot. I'm pretty much perfectch. I am DOUBLE U effa c champion, have defended chree times and walky off KO'd a man. What sports do you play, other than "making Dane a Wych think you should be CM Punk's next opponent"? I also get performance of the nighch bonuses, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch!

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Imagine being dana and getting to bust a little debbie in there

I can't wait! It's like September 7 doesn't arrive fast enough!

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Daily reminder that Max can him Robert!

Debate me!

Pro tip: You can't!

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Fatty should go keto and fight 155

heem*

tony is too big for 155 he should be fighting at super heavyweight.

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Why don't modern MMA fighters come out to cool music like Bring me to life by Evanescence or Numb by Linkin Park? When is the last time someone walked out to Break stuff by Limp Bizkit?

i marked out when colby came out to kurt angle's theme song!

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Colby is the hero we don't deserve

twitter.com/Mini_Khabib/status/1167495537056075781
if khabib loses does he dad let her take off the hat

YOU SUCK!

YOU SUCK!!

youtube.com/watch?v=AwL853wlYv8

Joe! Don't let him put that hat on your head... that smelly shite!

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Ugh I wonder if her weird ass groomer dad is going to fly her out to Abu Dhabi I have no idea how they have money to go to all these events from what I have read the guy is a real fuckin loser

obligatory pajeet asking for bobs and vegene

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I always thought dana or the ufc gifted them tickets or maybe khabib books them free flights.

>I wonder if her weird ass groomer dad is going to fly her out to Abu Dhabi
>Will you be in Abu Dhabi

Hello, pajeet!

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>you looked bad during the fight so calling tko when you're talking is fine......

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>he makes fun of people

>>>reddit.com

I saw Brendan Shaub at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen CBD oils in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each CBD and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Khabib
Barboza
Makhachev
Blaydes
Ferreira

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Just discovered his channel recently. Based Mormon Martial Arts Chinkmaster

/heem/minder that khabib should be fighting at 170.

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Waifuship with Andrade ended

now WEILI ZHANG is my waifu

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Should just follow DCs example and permabulk to HW so he can have all the Tiramisu and double caramel ice lattes he wants.

China is now #1 superpower!

/heem/

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>bulks up and dodges tony again

tiramisu excuses

thawts?

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wtf? i love chinese women now!

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>4 out of 5 of the main card fights contain a Dagestani

I know they're pushing them up there cause it's Abu Dhabi and they're muslim and all that but isn't there any decent Arab fighters that can be be in the main card? Even in Uruguay they had a Uruguayan on the main card.

What will happen with Dustin heems Khabib in Abu Dhabi?!

I heard the Russians are going to transmit the fight in their main channel.

Will Putin rig the outcome of the fight?

Was going to do you boys a favor and start posting again but the OP pic is too disrespectful. Sorry, not sorry.

There's a really good Persian heavyweight who signed this year, but Arabs don't want to see a Persian do well.

lmao does this brainlet dyke really have a text tattoo with a crossed-out mistake in it?

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Looks like it

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Weili is so fucking cute and sweet.

She reminds me of those Tekken characters form PlayStation fighting games I had a crush on when I was 12.

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Big hard man you are!

who do you think would've won if this happened as scheduled in Nov 2016

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c u c k hold gets heemed

>rose gets piledrived
>eye gets headshot killed
>andro gets wandy-kneed to hell
>nunes keeps braining girls with her lunchbox fists

is wmma finally coming together?

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khabib
paul
islam
shamil
mairbek

>picking pillow fist Felder who got out struck by Meme Perry and couldn't finish James Vick
Explain

Imsagine cuddkling wiiiyth her hahahhahahahah

dustin heems khabib on russian national tv

russia drops a nuke on commiefornia.

still a win / win.

I dont want to know
Why people are picking that can

Based

>russians like khabib
wew

rt.com/sport/466721-ufc242-khabib-poirier-russian-tv/

UFC 242: Khabib v Poirier to be broadcast free-to-air on Russian state 'First Channel'

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They have a guy called literally islam
That should be enough

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Kek
I think a big chunk of them will be cheering against him
And putin wants them to think russians are stronk

Would be funny if Islam was actually a Christian! :^)

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I feel like the muslims and the russians are treating this fight like during the cold war where it was Russia vs USA and Dustin is representing us.

I also feel like there is no way (((they))) the muslims in abu dhabi will let khabib lose.

Also what if Dustin never makes it out alive! :^)

we had a singer named Muslin who was an atheist
youtube.com/watch?v=5RMKVIKPba8

>*Muslim

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hehhe

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Do they have an online stream?

Doubt it
Russians dont hate ameriCANs
Not many people watch mma but i dont think those that do to have some kind of resent against americans
Ask the russkie btw

I always stream these fights i browse cricfree (dot) me

check out the website they have tons of links for other Yea Forumsorts as well.... very reliable and streams are smooth and nice quality.

bjpenn.com

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Based and kimopilled

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wait so andrade lost?

/heem/ literally told you last week that Zhang won

For me? It's BJ "baby jay" Penn vs Diego "Nightmare" Sanchez

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>Russians dont hate ameriCANs
which planet you're from?
more like people barely give a damn about MMA
ppl are more chill irl than some spergs that you can see posting in heem

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dubstin poopier
felder
the non muslim one
the non muslim one
the non muslim one

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The Ruski fears the Churka.

>posts literally what i said
Did you read my whole post dmitri?

you wanted opinion or not?

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Rory will always be my boy for embarassing 2 of my most disliked fighters(Nate D and Woodley)

Robbie is a faggot for roiding, Rory will destroy him post USADA

Reporter: What does BJ stand for
GSP: That is disgusting! :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=z_GLj7phZQY

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The american up there thinks its cold war and russians hate americans, was just explaining to him its not all what he reads in the news about you fellas
Privet for the answer drug

does reem count as black?

Rory was winning the fight until he lost.

Why is that man giving himself CTE?

>The american up there thinks its cold war
that's not far from truth speakin generally

Cuz he is Alpha

Haha yeah it would be wild haha and crazy lol haha

he is heem incarnate

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>whoa she's actually going to explode in popularity in the world and especially in china with a population of 1.3 billion!!!!

*one day later*

>only 20k more follows on ig

lmaooooo no one gives a shit

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based heavyweight penn

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Instagram is blocked by the Great Firewall of China

I think they got other social medias there

What's the youngest person who could heem Penn? I'd say an athletically gifted 15 year old takes him out easy.

idk maybe check her weibo

mini khabib heems bj penn by way of kick to the face

twitter.com/Mini_Khabib/status/1143207059493572610

Zhang all the way bro!! lol

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this heems the lolicon

khabib is having seizures right now

a wild 40k fans lol
weibo.com/u/3313256852?is_hot=1

Based Chael saying Conor won the third round and deserves a rematch
youtube.com/watch?v=Q6oI80lAP-Y

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mini khabib posts should be banned and filtered like jadeposting

>Boxing
>Real sport

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you now have her new accent stuck in your head!

youtube.com/watch?v=YU4hJPCI2uI

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rip

>mma
>real sport

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I'd rather have my dick head stuck in her gigantic ass.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nE3XHh57s

you now love miesha's tate!

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Uncle Dana probably realizes PPV numbers will be shit next week so he's telling based Chael to start promotion early on Khabib vs Conor II

Based Jewess. I gotta say, her cunt looked much better than the Solo-level mess I was expecting from such a whore.

Russians really are /pol/ irl. They really are all still pro communism, they unironically think Russia is the most powerful country in the world (kek) and they really really hate the west. Ofcourse people differ, but this is generally the case especially with boomer Russians.

Andrade took a dive. Dana probably paid her millions just to have a chink champ.

You can clearly se she just lays on the ground there and pretends to be out.

cope

reminder that no matter your Stipe Scatocic memes here you cant stop the inevitable

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imagine losing to a firefighter

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That firefighter/part time janitor would heem everyone ITT desu (except me ofcourse).

>tfw in five years he'll be full CTE but no one will notice
;__;

How quickly would Natty god costa heem you lads? for me, it's in abou 15 seconds

0.012

Till Romero would be a recipe for disaster for Till's already flushed chin

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croatian ethnic dances are not gonna help him desu

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Based and Truthpilled

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i heard she is getting groomed by pat barry

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her jaw probably has to grow first

How does BJ Penn scratch his face without heeming himself?

I'm glad Zhang won because I picked her, but you're a cazzie if you don't realize she looked so strong because China helped her juice. They care a lot about optics and her social credit score was probably high enough for them to help her. Russia did it all the time for nearly every type of olympic event it's well documented. China could do it for Zhang because the event was actually in China so the logistics would be simple. Look at Zhang's last fights in the ufc. She looked pillowfisted and suddenly she's able to knockout the girl who's known for just walking through damage and who people were claiming was a juicer herself? All I'm saying is she'll go back to being pillowfisted when she fights in another country. Watch and see. She's still really skilled though. She had nice leg kicks early and good clinch work.

we will have to see since usada is suspicious now

>190
The Honda hype train started way before that probably around 170 or 175, but it was definitely at it's peak there. Except she was a way bigger start than Zhang and was much hotter.

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andrade wins the rematch

Who the fuck even cares about wmma

Thick, Solid, and Natty

Yeah I wouldn't surprised if her power disappears at least, but Andrade definitely fought like a brainlet too. Andrade's very one-dimensional. Joanna absolutely pieced her up when they fought.

I missed you

NEETs and incels

Non-cazzies who like to see (s)heems.

zhang gang bois

i can't wait for china's next title defense.

have sex, incels!

Shut up you stupid bitch ufc 190 got stickied here and was posted about on multiple boards

Lewis is pretty cool.

basedboys

Whats her social media? I want it for MMA related reasons.

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Imagine being a gayreek(read turkish) cuck

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There's nothing cool about what he does and he is an awful role model for the youth

good g*d lads

>le big but slow heavy hitter meme

Its called fightfu

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Coral here, I'll be safe for the hurricane, don't worry. I'll always be here just to counter your degenerate bullying behavior. Hope the family is doing well, much love brother making all of us /heem/ers proud. M-miss you.

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Line em up ya disgusting gypo

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new

Bitch who the fuck stickied anything about Zhang you dumb motherfucker

He makes me laugh. If you look up to cagefighters for a rolemodel you are a brainlet to begin with.
Don't get me wrong, he absolutely sucks at fighting.

nerd virgins redditors

He 100% will and you know it