/nfl/ General - Sick Rivers Edition

MIA: Miami gets picks, OT Davenport in Tunsil deal
HOU: Texans get LT Tunsil, WR Stills from Dolphins
BUF: TE Croom to begin season on injured reserve
CIN: A.J. Green (ankle) to avoid injured reserve
SF: Nick Bosa (ankle) will practice Monday
FA: Pats cut Demaryius despite preseason blowup
SF: Trent Taylor (foot) ruled out Week 1 vs. Bucs
FA: Seahawks dump camp standout TE Hollister
SF: 49ers officially end McKinnon's year with IR
DEN: Drew Lock headed to IR with sprained thumb

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>Fins have 27 draft picks for 2020 and 2021

how are we gonna fuck it up?

>JJ Watt@JJWatt
>Kid on the golf course just broke news to me about my own team.

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>General isn't Texans related
I fucking hate you newfags.

My QB is better than yours

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How good is he?

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Who is the Dolphins GM?

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manage to finish at .500 and trade most of the picks away to move up to get tua.

The Texans are fucking irrelevant dude. Playoff fodder for how many years now? Since 2002?

Nice job updating the news. Real great group of posters here.

toxinsbros where we at? I’m scared.

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My QB isnt Murray, Rosen or Lamar Jackson so no hes not

eh, this was shit no rookie could fix tbqh

this is making up for shit picks for the past few years

Elite run defender, well above average pass rusher. Should have been a 4-3 DE from the start.

Harvin was worth the picks just for putting the nail in the coffin in the owl.

this offseason has been the quinessential vikings treatment
8-8 and another year of mediocrity incoming

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>it's real
JJ Watt on suicide watch.

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Seems like BoB went full win now mode. You either make it to the owl this season or you're FUCKED

Joke's on you I don't have a QB or a fucking team anymore.

is Howard gonna be playing RT, or is that Kalil's job? they lost Davenport in the trade

What does that make the fucking Chargers who choke in the playoffs every year?

Man, things were finally looking up and then B.O.B. goes fucking nuts with the roster

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dat nigga gettin traded too

Lol wait the Texans gave up what?!? Total fucking retard bros holy shit

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i have no idea, but howard played RT and LT in college. My guess is he doesn't even start now.

Max Scharping might end up the RT with Khalil backing up Tunsil

Seahawks LB room:
Wagner
Wright
Kendricks
Griffin
Burr-Kurvin
Barton
Calitro

Jesus christ that's stacked

o wow the Texans r making bad trades holyyyy shit :oooooo

Just admit it your jealous

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That's not Daniel Jones

Have the Texans EVER produced good headlines? It's either a first-round exit or a bad trade. The team is just fucking garbage.

>kliffbabbys

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>Tardinals
Even the loins are a better team

why would I be jealous of the imitation, when I have the real thing?

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Can he even hold a football? He has serious midget proportions.

>Nice job updating the news. Real great group of posters here
That is the latest news on Rotoworld you retarded newfaggot.

How can I save my picks like you did in this picture?

Seriously, please escort Chip Kelly out of the Texans personnel office.

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print screen

I did not see what team it was, but some college team just set a school record for the least amount of rush yards allowed, with the other team getting -76 rush yards.

If you're on a laptop or PC of any kind, hit Print Screen to copy an image of your screen. Then just put it into a basic image editor like Paint, and truncate it.

Alternatively, you can post a link with your saved picks, though you might want to test it first. I'm not sure if it's fucked for anyone else, but when I try to save my picks on that website, it doesn't link properly.

Imagine living in Houston and unironically supporting the worst football team in Texas.

>I just copypasta rotoworld instead of making good headlines

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Oof

Why would someone in Houston be a cowboys fan?

>having a turnstile oline trying to block Clowney/Poona Ford/Jarran Reed/Ezekiel Ansah
>B-B-BUT AIR RAID!

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>Brady
>Brees
>Rivers
>Big Ben
>Eli

Which one will retire first?

Woah woah lets not go that far

>actually putting effort into making generals on Yea Forums
Obviously posted a picture of yourself there.

>getting upset that a football thread on a Laotian clam breeding doesn't meet some imaginary standards

Rapistburger

Just use the snipping tool.

>I just copypasta rotoworld instead of making good headlines

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You're familiar with the fact that people move, right?

Zoomers should be legally barred from posting on Yea Forums. Get off here now.

guess that's good in the sense that he gets time to develop. what's with the Stills interest though? i get why Miami would want to get rid of him, but isn't he pretty useless on the Texans with a healthy Fuller?

why would you ever move to houston

>Browns get two Top 5 picks two years ago because they fleeced the Texans while also sucking
>The Dolphins will have two Top 5 picks next year for the same reason

Not that they'll do anything with them.

Eli retires next year, Brady and Brees in 2, Rapistburger and Rivers in 3.

>a healthy fuller
You've discovered the problem

I mean moving from what shithole to another is a foreign concept to me.

Whoston only has Tunsil under contract for 2019 and 2020 LOL wtf. This is the worst trade I can remember.

Eli > Ben > Rivers > Brees > Brady
End of an era btw. Hope you guys are ready.

Coutee is ded and Fuller is always ded.

in college sacks are negative rushing yards

this Also he'd be a slot guy sharing time with Keke Coutee who is also never healthy. I guess he's just slightly above average depth.

Houston is the GOAT city to live in besides traffic. But yeah don’t move here, we have enough faggot liberals trying to californian up the place. Stay strapped fellow Texans.

/nf/, I present to you, the new Toronto Texans!

Houston is fucking gross dude, it is EASILY the worst city in Texas.

What are the odds the Seahawks pick up Eli Rodgers?

>why yes, I do live in Texas

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>And with the 2nd pick in the 2020 draft the dolphins select
>Gay Finkle, kicker, Collier County

that's fair, it just seems like the inclusion of Stills drove the price up to crazy levels. as young and controllable as Tunsil is as a premium position, normally i don't think you'd pay that much for him.

you think the reason for all these moves is that BoB knows his seat is hot, and is just trying to make it to the AFCCG?

Texans are the cringiest people in the country

I'll be Stills drove the price down, the Dolphins were trying to offload him anyway and his contract sucks

t.dallASS fag
best city to live in even with hurricanes.

>BoB knows his seat is hot, and is just trying to make it to the AFCCG?

They should be in win now mode, watsons knee will blow up anyday and hopkins will only decline

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Im so glad the dolphins got rid of that headcase, sjw distraction stills.

Great teams like NE doesn't put up with unfocused drama queens and no other team should either. Set the precedent

How dare you! You must be a filthy libtard. Texas is the best state because we’re not like California despite having the same racial makeup and way worse weather. I bet you’re jealous of our proposed red flag laws for firearm ownership.

Holy fuck Texans fans are pissed. Imagine when they find out JJ was traded.

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I shit on Dallass enough but the answer to this is obviously El Paso

Trips of truth

so is this Tua capital, or just rebuild fuel? they should have two chances at Lawrence in 2021 as well.

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The first team being exiled from the U.S. is the Jaguars. Even Foles can't prevent that,

El Paso isn't as bad as Houston, get the fuck out of here.

Houston is a fucking nightmare filled with the rejects Louisiana didn't want coupled with some of the worst roads ever built by man.

Crawling in my skin.

These wounds? They will not heal.

Fear is how I fall.

Confusing, confusing what is real.

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Why does the NCAA allow the FBS to slaughter the FCS?

roth

>EASILY the worst city in Texas

you've clearly never been to abeline

>Get fleeced by Patriots
>Get fleeced by Dolphins
>Get fleeced by Seahawks

Don't worry, the tolls will go away once the roads are paid for :^)

*Has fifth-worst rushing offense in the entire NFL because he didn't invest in non-scrub running backs*
*gets bailed out by Foles and the Panthers collapsing mid-season*

They're saying that in CT too.

Because it’s a corrupt institution.

FCS gets lots of money for losing.

Don;t forget we also got Carlos Hyde from KC in this mess

like the government would ever give up a chance to extort more money out of people lmao.

>Head coaches of all four teams are former Patriots coaches
We have to go deeper

Browns>Titans
Ravens>Dolphins
Chiefs>Jags
Jets>Bills
Colts>Chorgers
Steelers>Pats
Broncos>Raiders
Seahawks>Bengals
Saints>Texans
Packers>Bears
Eagles>Skins
Rams>Panthers
Falcons>Vikings
Niners>Bucs
Tardinals>Lions
Giants>Cowboys

tbf they started the season with Ajayi and Sproles who both died. he learned his lesson this offseason with Howard/Sanders, and even beefed up the OL depth.

also it is government work so you know it will take far longer than it should to finish, both intentionally and unintentionally.

based retard

we are all gonna die bros ;_;

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Can someone please #MeToo Stephen Ross so we can Donald Sterling him out of the league and get the Dolphins an actual owner? It worked with Jerry Richardson and the Panthers were actually a relevant franchise under him.

You think you can do better? I bet I get, at most, two of those wrong. Why do you think it's retarded?

fuck off back to mcdonalds mutt

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>Patriots losing
That's your first problem.

South Carolina vs North Carolina good game desu.

>Car that hit him was going at nearly full speed and probably barely made an attempt to slow down

And I thought ARCA brakes were an American thing?

Present-day Houston is what you get when you give a well-developed city to blacks and brown people. Just like Detroit, just like Chicago.

>greenbay used to be good football team
Fucking cheesebrains lol

I like where the texans roster is at, but they gave up too much draft capital, but they have watson on a rookie deal, winning now is imperative
their front is still pretty good, even if their secondary has big question marks. their oline looks quite a bit improved and I like their passing game potential
I dont understand some of the criticism, I think certain types of moves are trendy to hate on. Clowny was way overrated and first round picks bust half the time anyway. I could see texans winning the division again easy

How brown and filthy are you? Are you an honorary European or a stinky dark man?

accurate

he is a turk so it is the latter.

well, that corner is a little bit tricky. you can't really see until you are up there. he had no time to react.
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Closest to diversity actually working :^)
Don’t (you) me,faggots.

Do they not have spotters in F2?

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Is Bill O' Brian officially a worse Head Coach/GM than Josh McDaniels?

>tfw live in a city that was well respected only a few decades ago
>tfw the white parts are legitimately amazing
>tfw most of the city proper is black
>tfw everyone thinks we're a shithole because of the black part
Can't take it bros.

Pants finna surprise the whole League with our minimalist, sleek, streamlined no QB1-3, no WR Corps, no O-Line offense

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imagine having to trade two first rounders for a young franchise tackle

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So are you filthy and dark? I want to know how much I should dislike you.

>Josh McDaniels
I blame the Colts organization, not Josh.

do turks not have showers, why can you always smell them from miles away?

Hourly reminder that bill belishit will be traded in the offseason

Bill should be mindful that Texas still has the death penalty

They finish around 6-10 and have to trade all of them to get Tua

Can someone explain all the "Texans have one of the best QBs in the NFL" tweets by verified experts today? Is it just white closet racists going overboard hyping up a mediocre black QB? Like when closet racist Colin Cowherd hypes Russell Wilson. Or is Deshaun Watson actually genuinely good?

I'm talking about when McDaniels was HC/GM of the Broncos.

I just want you to know when you and your respectable people end up getting overrun by those undesirables in Houston, you're more than welcome to move up to the last safe haven in Texas.

Dallas.

stop making fun of the durka durka

Jesus christ, does ANYONE want to win the AFC South?

All you horses are the same.

More importantly, do the Pats coast to another bowl? Only KC can come between them and another ring

Oh I'm not talking about Houston. I live in St. Louis.

Wentz, Rivers, Eli, Newton, Rodgers, Brees and Ben will all retire before Brady

With the Texans imploding, the only team left that can actually win are the Titans. They'll take the division at a robust 8-8

What’s incorrect about Russell Wilson hype?

Honestly, I think if the Jags make it they might be able to stop New England. They nearly did it when they had Bortles.

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>Pats offense looking miles better
>Even better defense
>Chiefs offense stayed the same
>Defense worse or the same
They're winning easily this year.

The Toxins sent 2 first-rounders to the Dolphins for literally fucking nothing. A decent LT and a mediocre receiver. 2 first-rounders. Fucking lmao it's time to close down the franchise

that's gonna be a yikes from me. if it's any consolation, when I did drive through st.louis to visit some folks in belleville and o'fallon, it seemed like a decent place.

didn't go to the black part tho :^)

It's hard to see how they could have a worse defense than last year

>I repost the same shit over and over with irrelevant pictures because I'm a buttmad autist who thinks people care what I think.

The Turk makes higher quality posts than 99% of you fucksticks just here to bait.

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>pepe

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>AFC South

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I feel like you are just turk cuck on a proxy or something. Every single time people make fun of him, there's some American flag that pops up to defend him and say he's great. Every single time.

suck his cock already

Shit that's either the Texans or Andrew Luck.

You leave luck out of it, he's the only one who's making it out of the AFCS alive

>Texans traded for two starters and this means they're not trying to win the division
Are you rusing?

Let's be realistic here. Both the Texans and Dolphins would have / will waste those picks so was it really a loss

So after the last game in week 1 is finished, I'll update the scores. I'll keep it to 1 post per general. And it will be like

anon1: 0/0
Jenjen: 0/0
AnonZ: 0/0
JD: 0/0

Should be fun.

watsons good. borderline top 10 but not yet. texans had no run game, few weapons, and terrible OL, and he was still pretty good

Implying a team from the NFC doesnt stop them.

Traded away another starter, and all their 2020 draft picks
They're in win yesterday mode

That's really key. North STL is a fucking gutter, and parts of South City are fine but the darker the street the more likely you are to be fucking carjacked.

>The four teams with the strongest early interest former #Bills RB LeSean McCoy are the #Chiefs, #Eagles, #Chargers and #Patriots, sources say. For LA, it’s an option they are forced to look at with Melvin Gordon’s status uncertain.
Why do the pats want ANOTHER RB?

Post yours

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>tfw no Greco-Turkish gf

How is Belleville looking now a days? I went to Belleville East a long time ago before moving to Colorado.

The NFC is busy playing meaningful games all season, instead of the 2 the Pat's play during the AFCCG and the Owl

>Wentz,
no
>Rivers,
no
>Eli,
yes
>Newton,
no
>Rodgers,
no
>Brees
yes
>Ben
yes

>I repost the same shit over and over with irrelevant pictures because I'm a buttmad autist who thinks people care what I think.

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He's overrated, but he's pretty solid. I'd say he's top 10 but just barely. QB in the NFL is a black hole of suck.

>mfw someone wins the division with a 6-10 record

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Patriots feign interest in all sorts of shit to make people go for them and fuck them over.

how did they implode? they added more talent than they lost

>Patriots
hell no. let him go to the Chiefs, reunite with Andy.

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Check out: Can do week to week picks and compare against other anons.

He's also indestructible, he gets sacked 60+ times a season and walks it off

>Rams making the super bowl again
Pretty bad take desu

Colts should trade for Rosen

Largely the same

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>indestructible
>serious non-contact knee injury during practice
Okay

A lot of people forget that he got fired for cheating. Against the Singletary 49ers. In a game I think the Broncos lost.

That's almost as bad as wasting a first round pick on Tim Tebow.

He’s been posting here for the better part of a decade, newfucks. Guarantee you contribute nothing to this god forsaken board

They essentially traded clowney for Duke johnson

Is Rosen going to become the new Fitzpatrick?
Is that why Fitzpatrick is starting? So Rosen can learn the ways of the ronin QB?

Had Philly beaten New Orleans they probably would’ve had two rings right now.

Are the Bengals going to win any games this year?

Yeah he contributes so much with his random Eagles worship, pictures of thots, and occasional cuckold enthusiasm.

Is it really a waste of a pick when that man took you to the playoffs AND won a game?

No.

I have the first pick in my draft in 25 mins.

I'm taking Mahomes. Am I making a mistake?

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>two first rounders

Don't underestimate the ginger. He'll win at least 5 games when Green gets back

Fitzpatrick: Chad, Gunslinger, Harvard graduate, the smartest guy in the room at all times
Rosen: Virgin, checkdown champion, didn't even graduate from UCLA, constantly thinks he's the smartest guy in the room but rarely is.

Yes. They have a shot at 8-8, maybe back to 9-7 if they pull some meme magic out of their ass in the division.

Probably not but I want to see what he can do on a good team. He showed some flashes last year that made me think he might be an ok quarterback

they don't have spotters but pit wall gives them info all the time. it kinda happened instantly, check the webm.

Does Yea Forums consider any teams here playoff locks? That's not New England?

But Ryan Findley is going to be the starter by week 4

YES

I don't think I've seen a single person having the Chiefs missing the playoffs. Same with the Eagles.

Nope, go for it champ

chiefs

fuck me, here it is

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And that’s better than you. How sad

Chiefs

I'd rather Dolegala start than Finley senpai

>double trips

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Except it isn't. Unlike him, I actually discuss football. Probably more than anyone else in these threads, even.

>/spuh/ shits on Clowney for years calling him a bust
>gets traded
>suddenly Clowney is top tier
Lmbo

>he missed the entire last thread

It's amazing what getting out of Houston will do for you

>taking anything on Yea Forums seriously

Not really, it's just the Seahawks gave up virtually nothing to acquire him. He's definitely worth a 3rd round pick

>Mistress T

>you now remember Jermichael Finley

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They could've drafted T.J. Ward, who helped them win a Super Bowl.

What is Turk Cuck and Old Gay Cuck.

>I actually discuss football
>constantly whines about a fuckin flag
really makes you think

iggle

Lmbo goalposts

Texans.

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Didn't the Seahawks break his neck or something?

Who should I draft instead? 16 mins to go.

>Seahawks cut Geno and Lynch
>they have no back up on the roster currently

No they only broke Romo's back

I was moreso complaining about you as a poster. More specifically, about your random American flag defender who is ready to suck you off any time someone makes fun of you.

Their season is over if Wilson goes down anyway.

Might as well forfeit their remaining games if he gets injured.

BRING BACK ALEX MCGOUGH

Brady. He's a proven winner.

that game had some kino shots

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I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Johnny Knox

youtube.com/watch?v=sGhsaAhzuTw

>BOB trades away two first round picks
>now doesn't have to worry about overpaying for busts that he would have definitely drafted
>now Toxin fans don't have to worry about BOB inevitably wasting those picks whereas the Dolphins are almost guaranteed to waste them
>if the Toxins can finish with 8 or 9 wins for the next two seasons, those first round picks would basically turn into high second round picks
Is BOB actually a genius

You’re just a whiny bitch. Who cares if he’s a Turk? If he’s talking football, then who gives a shit? Crybaby faggot

I knew they broke somebody's neck.

Didn't they end someone's career on the Packers too or am I mistaken?

The Legion of Boom was dirty as fuck.

It makes no difference as their season is over if Wilson goes down so might as well go all in at other positions

Wins don't matter in fantasy, m8

it's most likely an Eagles fan, it shouldn't be too hard to understand. i only used VPN when Erdoğan banned Yea Forums and i had the EU flag.

Philly

They ended Rodger's career in tha NFCCG

I mean, I would go with Mahomes, but the issue is that he could have a sophomore slump. Maybe take Jimmy G, Philip Rivers, or Tom Brady if you want a truly safe pick.

Pretty sure you have to win in Fantasy, bro. Trust me, go Tom Brady in the first, and make sure you get a good backup QB in the 2nd like Drew Brees.

Too many career ending neck injuries to tell. >Our secondary has been a revolving door of garbage since Collins retired, he wouldve had a HoF career. Feel bad for my man CWood having to deal with that shit

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Drew Brees, he is quite literally the perfect fantasy quarterback.

You're deluded if you think Jimmy G is a truly safe pick

>

Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
Blockbuster: The #Dolphins are trading franchise LT Laremy Tunsil and WR Kenny Stills to the #Texans in exchange for a huge package of picks, including a first-rounder, sources tell me,
@MikeGarafolo
, and
@TomPelissero
. The moves are contingent on players passing physicals.

OH GOD WE ACTUALLY ARE FULLY TANKING.

>INB4 ALL the libertards crying right now

Any TEs get cut that could help the Pats?

Brees will finish outside top 12 this year, probably by a decent margin

I think Jimmy G is less of a risk than Mahomes.

Yeah, but he is going to throw for shit tons of yards like he does every year.

lay off the drugs for awhile

>OH GOD WE ACTUALLY ARE FULLY TANKING.

After this entire offseason, it's finally sinking in for you?

3 years ago, maybe. Mahomes is the new stat king at QB

GO TO PATS SHADY MAKE THEM REGRET IT

If tua is an all time great then that is not fucking up.

Oh they will do it because picture related

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They just went from tanking to 0-16

Jimmy G is going to have nowhere near the fantasy season that Mahomes will.

U srs nigga?

Ravens will win the AFC North

No god finally stephen ross did shit. thank god he finally got rid of the SJW dramaqueen

Well someone has to

Only if the Browns fuck up.

Ravens kind of suck.

Bengals will not win the AFC North

Nah, Steelers will bounce back without the AB distraction and Lamar is going to be shit once he gets spied every play

I am so happy they finally doing something other than go .500.

I wish we didnt get rid of tunsil that will hurt mor

Patriots tentative 53 man roster looks pretty good.
(DT is probably coming back once they stash another guy on IR)

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They're gonna have a top tier Defense again and they'll win enough games with meme magic that they'll win the division. Browns are Dream Team 2.0

oh shit did they release hoyer?

Kraft should send belishit to the Browns for OBJ and a pack of gummy bears

Sorry but some of you are sleeping on the bengals. What exactly makes you think they wont be a wildcard team this year?
Dalton has Rodgers like stats during bad years, imagine how he will tear it up with our improved offense. Even Cris Collinsworth is predicting a 10 win Bengals year. (Hes an expert if you didnt know)

Yes, how did you miss that?

>I wish we didnt get rid of tunsil

What's the point of having him if you don't have a quarterback?

*hits jenkem*

Hawks final WRs Lockett, Moore, Metcalf, Jennings, Turner, Ursua

Should have traded shitdham, Brady doesn't need a backup and his stock will never be higher than it is now

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I think the Ravens are really underrated they might have the most balanced roster in the league

The state of the Texans.

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they added an LT and WR, both pretty decent too
clowney was above average at best

>5RBs and 1 FB
Straight to the owl

Super Bowl LIV: Eagles vs Pats III

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uh I do other things with my time

>Murray has to play in a division with Clowney, Donald, and Buckner with the worst oline in the league

Honestly, kind of trash. Hopefully Carson stays healthy because Penny is garbage too.

Whatever, that pass rush is about to rape with Clowney.

They have a mediocre offense and a mediocre defense.

I guess that counts as balanced.

youtube.com/watch?v=2t679pw8gxc
His route running LITERALLY brought Ochocinco to tears
When do people stop sleeping on Devante Adams?

it was carolina

Carson, Penny, Prosise (until he goes on IR after game 2), and Homer
I'm pretty heated they cut McKissic over Carson

Ochocinco is a cry baby bitch.

His tears don't mean a damn thing.

when he does something worth watching

McKissic was really only a third down back and Homer will likely be taking over that role

>I know more about football than a 6x probowler
that's a piping hot take there my guy

Why did they pick Penny? What the fuck were they thinking?

To be fair, user probably doesn't have CTE.

>When do people stop sleeping on Devante Adams?
When he starts being a good WR.

>6x pro bowler
is there a more cringeworthy stat in all of sports?

>this receiving core

wew got to be bottom 5 in the league.

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Probably reminded Pete of Lynch.

Why would they cut Carson? He had 1100 yards last year. McKissic was a one trick pony and was never consistent. He was always meh. Homer is an improvement.

Vikings been getting BTFOd since they had to send telegrams

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The top draft pick of the Hawks the last few drafts have been busts
>Michael
>Richardson
>Clark
>Ifedi
>McDowell
>Penny

They see that he's on the Packers and assume that he's a Rodgersbabby

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Easily. But Wilson is top 5 so it balances out. They just need to learn to improvise and have good hands

Oh sorry I meant Prosise not Carson
This isn't that bad desu

I stand corrected

it's incredible that he unironically gets paid to play football
I could take a snap, close my eyes and throw it and have similar production numbers.

Don't forget, Dickson is still hurt and may not even be ready to start the season and while Dissly is ready, he's still not 100% since his injury. They basically have 1 healthy TE.

The rookies have looks good and Lockett is a great threat. With an improved O-line and running game, Wilson shouldn't have too much trouble finding targets. I do wonder if they will go out and grab a vet though.

Carson is their RB1, they cut McKissic

he doesn't give a fuck about peterman, he just wants to be known as the guy who "fixed" peterman

gruden is a fraud

the point is that we were going to build around a qb. You cant find a top 5 lineman that easily. Great building block to have

>rosen had look bad last year with a bad oline
>trade for him
>measure him with an even worse line

Pete loves Prosise and he's a good back for the two games he can stay healthy. Plus they're going to treat him more as a receiver this year apparently

>1400 yards and 13 td's isn't good
this isn't even a take anymore
it's just you not paying attention to football that isn't your favorite team.

Dissly played really well last year before he got hurt so when he's fully healthy I'm pretty confident in the TEs
Baldwin lead the team in yards as an UDFA so I'm not worried about the WRs. Lockett is brilliant, he had a perfect passer rating on 70 targets last year, the previous high for a WR to have perfect passer rating when targeted was 15 targets back in loke 2006

he's not good tho

>okay fitzmagic you can be the starter
>oh btw we intend for you to die

>I've lost the argument because I can no longer argue with my feelings
it's all you had to say little guy.

Gruden is fucking awful. 8 more years of this shit for Raiders fans, lol

When are Texans fans going to take justice into their own hands regarding Bill O'Brien? Or will they just bend over and let him keep fucking their franchise in the ass?

That was before the LoB

My favorite team doesn't exist anymore. He's a fucking volume receiver who would be irrelevant if not for his god tier QB. He's a black Jordy Nelson.

>100 million over 10 years
Always good for a chuckle

dude I know you're offended but w/e you say won't convince me he's good

he's just not good.

I hated him until today

All-Pro CBs have said he’s the hardest receiver to cover off the line

IBoth are question marks. I'm not confident in the receiving core.

He also got a stake in team ownership. So even if he gets fired, he will still own part of the team.

source

Seahawks only have 1 QB in the final cuts. Guessing they’re making more moves.

Who's quarterbacking the igloos this time?

>dude I know you're right but you can't change my mind because I'm a literal toddler who closes his eyes to information that doesn't support my argument based purely on my feelings!
Seriously, you can stop responding

Fair enough, there will be an open spot on the roster once Clowney signs his tender and gets officially traded so maybe they'll grab a vet

they cut Geno Smith, too? weird

He's pretty good. His impact shows up on tape, and not necessarily in the numbers. Teams focusing on containing him opens up opportunities for others like Watt.

>Casuals that neither understand line play nor the value of a legitimate pass rush end that can drop back into coverage and fuck up planned pass block schemes

From the horses mouth you dumb fuck

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Wilson has never missed a game, they only need 1. Michael Dickson can be the emergency QB

seriously bro just let it go, you're embarrassing yourself throwing a tantrum because an anonymous poster won't agree with you

he's not a good WR, that's the end of that conversation.

and where's the other? you stated there were multiple. I'll wait :)

>genuinely thinking he won this argument by refusing to accept another person opinion and stomping around
I'm not the one throwing the tantrum little fella, I gave stats, opinions of an elite WR, somebody just posted a CB's opinion of him being the hardest to guard off the line.
but you said "no"
shit you win dude you're right

>he missed ochocinco literally crying on twitter about how good adams is
dumb troll

The crip will be moved to IR soon and they'll likely use the spot to sign a backup QB.

>until today
Him trading Clowney for table scraps made you stop hating him? Or did you typo and mean you've always hated him?

How will the Vicucks ever recover

>he's not a good WR, that's the end of that conversation.
no it isn't, you're an idiot who's opinion means nothing

now he's elite? lmfaooo!!!

fails to get Clowney

are you trying to argue that Ochocinco wasn't an elite receiver?

people genuinely think devante adams is a good WR because he got garbage time stats from his stat padding QB

yooo I'm dying rn lmaoooo

They are probably going to put Shilique Calhoun on IR in order to be able to bring back DT.

>lmfaooo!!!

You can tell this argument is just one man talking to himself because no one else would even acknowledge the existence of a skill player on a completely irrelevant team

fuck phillip dorsett. should have been cut MONTHS ago. fucking punk bitch

twitter.com/baldynfl/status/1148250458147958784?s=21
:^)

I've never even heard of the player they're arguing about

Seriously who the fuck are they talking about?

>admitting this blatantly that you're a casual

>Philip Dorsett
>Bad
Nice falseflagging old gay.

>admitting this blatantly that you don't know what jokes are

just a heads up, try and wait a BIT longer than 34 seconds between your posts, it makes it very obvious you were waiting for the timer to go down to reply to the same post again to validate your own opinion

>gunner and jakobi both made it

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>it’s the asshurt vikangs Green Gay poster talks to himself episode
Many such reruns

I'll keep it in mind

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>we passed on Davante Adams for Jordan fucking Matthews
fuck Chip

Fucking moron.

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what a terrible thread

To be fair, he couldn’t catch a cold his first few years in the league

>unironically thinking a screenshot like this proves anything in 2019

We can talk about how bad the Seahawks secondary is going to be

Packers fans are overly sensitive

Really only two positions filled by below average players.

>somebody makes a post
>responds to literally every post
>well he was the retarded one!!
you're both retarded

meh. was hoping berrios would have done something. gunner is a white troy brown. fucking screenshot this, he's going to be a pats hall of famer

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They’re just constantly drunk and reactive.

Ultimately, what was the point of trading for Josh Rosen when everyone thought you would tank and you've confirmed you're tanking?

howie drafted matthews, not chip. and it's not like we were the only team to pass on him for someone worse.

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McDougald is great
The other safety spot is going to be average at best
Griffin is between mediocre and bad, but Flowers is decent. No idea who'll be the nickel guy

>reactive
but the Green Gay cucks posted first
you kept REACTING to them

concerned about the line this year lads

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I have never seen Bears fans embarrass themselves the way Packers fans just did right now

That was vikings-tier posting

my quarterback isnt an inner-city tribal

How fucked are the Texans

Can you say "Arizona Cardinals"?

Nah the OLine is fine as long as we have SCARRRR coaching them up.

>he doesnt have confidence in scar

They were fucked since inception

Shit town, shit colors, shit team name, shit logo, just a shitty franchise.

Flores thinks he's some strategic mastermind since he was part of the Pats but he forgot his one weakness, being a retarded nignog

I'd just like to point out quickly
>trips
>changed subject and brought up new ones
>flags
>changed subject and brought up new ones

>anons
>got baited like they always do

This leads me to my conclusion that anons are shit and the reason these generals are always trash, thanks for listening to my TED talk.

If they don't win this year, they will be pretty bad. Tunsil has basically been given triple the leverage Clowney had. He is going to demand top dollar from the Texans because of how much they invested into him.

Wynn has looked good and I think the mauler they got at Center can be coached up and be the next Solder and Brown.

SCARRRR is the GOAT line coach but that doesn’t mean a lot of they’re all injured
plus Andrews is a massive loss
could be the obvious achilles heel of the team

Quick spee

Post your team and the reason why you're at home on a Saturday night

>your
>doesn't own stock
cringe

Hawks
Because I decided to get drunk and watch both national treasure movies

Pats.
Recovering from knee surgery.

Seahawks
I wanted to finally beat Fire Emblem Three Houses so I can move onto Astral Chain

GB and I’m watching the Hawkeye game on the couch, probably going out later

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Bungles
I've got another hour before heading out to poker.

I thought that draft was all Chip

Chargers
Tonight's tabletop night with the boys and it doesn't start for an hour

Packers
I'm cooking dinner for my girlfriend and some friends.

iggles
cfb

Still alive?

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Who else /OFFSEASONWINNER/ here?

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What's for dinner user?

you know your body pillows can't eat, right?

>green gay
>girlfriend

Fantasy league no anime fags allowed draft is in 5 minutes

That's a fucking cursed logo

Patriots
Married and we went out last night. Tonight is the fucking night as her ovulation thing is showing good data.
>in before Roger Stone behavior

ill never forget when stork died and brady got andrews back. "that's my guy." to quote brady here.

I'm making Lasagna, I'm not much of a cook but it's my grandma's recipe and it always goes over super well.
Plus garlic bread and salad are easy enough and everybody's usually happy.

>jersey number is his height in meters

>uncle and a couple friends of mine are Toxins fans
>mfw their reactions to tonight
>mfw I'm a Jags fan

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Why are Patriots fans always good-mannered, smart, well-adjusted human beings?

i wonder what the fanbase's ethnic makeup is like

>loins waived teez tabor, 2017 2nd round draft pick
Should never have fucking drafted him you idiots

Good luck. Make a big cum and give the kid a normal name

Last two digits of this post is the Jersey number of the Pats player user names the baby after

Is Gunner a normal name?

Chargers
Cause Rent’s due so I have 5 bucks and 5 bucks gets you nowhere in New York

Reminder that this is how good front offices work

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Do the Lions unironically think they are the Patriots North

If you don’t name the kid Tom Brady what the fuck are you doing

>expecting anything other than incompetence from the Lions FO

>LaAdrian
Fuck you. Fuck you.

>Naming your kid Arsenal
The way culture is going, especially in the good part of America, every kid’ll know what Arsenal is by age 7 and he’ll get endless shit

>LaAdrian Waddle
Kek

Roster cuts

You can always name him Waddle

Fuck you pasta face. Being a foreign Pats fan is the worst kind of fan.

based

That doesn't make it better at all.

witnessed

lol nice try

I was expecting at least two more (you)s, kinda let down tbqh. We're on to Cincinnati.

Nigga this is my TEAM and I'm not jealous.

I hope he can take the inevitable ass handing to he's gonna receive without any major injuries.

packers
going to a play with my fiancee and her family

>the moment your wife gives birth
Look babe you blew a Wad

>when it starts walking
Look, he’s waddling

Ok, I am warming up to this.

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Just name them after a random streetname in a city you both like.

Do the patriots routinely waive 2nd round draft picks two years after they were drafted?

Why would you name your kid "Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard"?

Legimate light chuckle

Bill is not the best at drafting.

>Dad, why am I called Calle Ocho?

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>ywn again witness the absolute pinnacle of the white race lay out 300 pound niggers like they were grade school kids

Feels sad

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I legit lived on Calle Ocho throughout college, and met my wife in Miami.

Not even a Pat's fan, but all of Tom Brady's name are normal ass first names.

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.

Just pick one of those lmao.

Edward isn't a bad name

Convoluted, but my friend's wife's sister is friends with Gronk's chick and... well give it 22 years. Sadly, my friend is not friends with Gronk - he only barely sees Gronk at large gatherings.

wow, NFL btfo...

Well then friend, it's settled!

LaAdrian "Calle Ocho" Waddle Bradysknee, has a nice ring to it

I agree, I think they're all fine names. I just find it funny that all his names are first names.

"LaAdrian, that's an interesting name. Why did you pick it?"
"Well you see, it's an old family name"

>flashbacks play in his father's mind, of that fateful post ending in 68

Gronk should spend the rest of his life at stud like secretariat. Breed as many goddess tier white women as possible

nobody cares retard

A whole generation of superhumans with near perfect genes. The only drawback is theyll all have gronk face

>The NFL is political when players kneel but not when it has F-18 flyovers and a giant flag every game
I hate America

is CTE hereditary tho

haha I wonder how hard he fucks haha

>yfw Laremy Tunsil Holds out

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And glass bodies

Today we learned to never give a coach GM powers when his job is on the line, because he will JUST your future in a desperate attempt to save his job.

I like how this came out, last 2 digits determine which of da burrs i'll name my daughter after

We've known this for years, Chip Kelly is laughing in his grave

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FUCKING KEK

is he, dare i say it, right?

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oh my god

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What did I miss? There's no 51 on the roster

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I don't know what to laugh at more, the fact that this happened or the people standing there taking pictures of it on their phones

That's because it's a retired number.

That was Dick Butkus' number.

What a fucking chad, they prob smashed after the show

There isn’t one. Because it’s retired

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>he doesn't know
You never said it had to be w current player

oh no no no

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Oh you're right that's good
Dick is a good name, both my grandfathers were called Dick

who?

I'd give it a week at most before fitzmagic retires

some boomer QB who had a fan's daughter named after him

Only to then unretire and join the Eagles

jets
I have nothing better to do in this dorm. Also Im hungry as fuck

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Friendly reminder that patrick muttholms is 0-2 against Tom Brady

why don't you make a google docs/spreadsheet or something you autist

Quick post the player on your team with the most criminal convictions

>wins are a qb stat

retard alert

Mmm. You’re free to leave unless you’re too poor, honey. Imagine hating where you live and remaining

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>tfw rebuild nearly done

just need one elite DB and we're back

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Kendricks

>Redskins
where the fuck do I start

Sam shields had a weed charge but I can’t remember anyone else getting arrested. Pretty sure GB will sweep just about anything under the rug up there

What if my team has 0

>0-2

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Dick Ryder Anonymous is a good name

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>fighting gronk

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Now any guy who tries to fuck her will “like dick”, cobgrats you protected her cirginity from the hordes!

0-1 in the owl

Dolphins
Got sick, feel like shit, worried they'll be shit for a decade

So you’re okay with mass migration

why would you be worried about that, literally nothing has changed, it's business as usual

Why can’t Brady beat Newton, bros? Not even once, bros. :(

>you’re free to leave
We’d do better without your illiterate ass lol

>Hurr durr Brady is 0-2 against Mahomes
>b-being 0-2 against Newton d-doesnt count
I despise bandwagoners chasing that dopamine

I can't wait for Eric Reid to get blown the fuck out of the league.

I believe even panther fans think the same

i watch every all or nothing seasons and i think even newton called up reid in one scene and told him to leave the shit at the door (he didn’t). i think their new owner explicitly says he signed him for attention too

Newton has never beaten Brady, refs won both games

>Colts>anyone
>Stoolers>Pats
>Giants>Cowboys

Can I have some of whatever you're smoking

This but unironically

Hope he ends up with nerve damage

Murphy was asleep for 3 years while Ted's brain tumor was making draft picks

It's amazing how this dude manages to out-nigger Kapernigger

Since none of you fags will make a thread

what the fuck does he even do

he says stuff to A) get reactions and B) get exposure.

Please be quiet.

Cope

Allen, Jackson, Winston, Rothlis... literally no bad choices for QB outside of Keenum, Flacco or whoever is starting for the dolphins on any given week.

>Cutting Allen, Franklin-Meyers & Wolford
I swear to fucking god if they don't clear waivers & end up on our practice squad, Webster making the team was kind of nice although he should have taken Natson's spot, I don't see how he still has a roster spot outside of returning and he's fucking mediocre at that too

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Your defensive line sucks.

Jesus. Nothing anyone could do in that situation.

is a moron for more reasons than that. You must wait 1 minute to pass before posting again!

It's a bunch of no bodies and Wagner.