>Gary Lineker introduces the goals, action and talking points from the day’s eight Premier League fixtures, with last season’s top three sides all in action. Manchester City host new-look Brighton, whom they beat on the final day of last season to secure the league title. Liverpool make the short trip to Burnley, while Chelsea face promoted Sheffield United.
Brown men Tim Cahill and Jermaine Jenas are your """expert pundits""".
i'll think Il'll miss the first 10 minutes. No cringy opening joke and aboving the Robot team.
Michael Ortiz
>avoiding the Robot team but that's the first two games
Benjamin White
Come on Liverpool are far more interesting and fun to watch than Man city. It's so boring watching them win.
Hudson Phillips
>Liverpool are far more interesting and fun to watch than Man city Not really.
Ethan James
It's boring watching both of them win.
Benjamin Anderson
That's just your bias, twat
Brayden Gonzalez
>Liverpoolwinslol And then we have hundreds of deluded scousers AND customers going on about how great they are when they spent £600m (from season Klopp joined) and wonder why they do well.
Alexander Jenkins
I'm sticking with Quest for the League Two highlights before turning over in time for Palace v Villa or something.
My L1 team is just performing like shite so I am depressed. Our defence is awful. I wish we'd step back and fix that. But no.
Benjamin Ortiz
They should do EFL highlights on a Sunday morning so there's something on the box other than cookery and politics wank. As well as all the pro-diversity shit the BBC churn out.
Jonathan Butler
no la' klopp bought no-one la' he's doing this all with free transfers and youth la'
Graham Potter is a good manager but this was always going to happen
Anyone else depression and anxiety here anyways?
Carter Howard
Talk to him in English.
Lucas Miller
You could always just kill yourself
Thomas Diaz
>anyways FOY
Brayden Wright
This is something that could've happened if we elected Brian Clough as both the PM and England Manager.
Eli Perry
Suddenly stinks of fat in here.
Austin Cruz
>pep do you like it when a team bends over and opens their anus for you? >yes, yes i do fascinating insight there lads
Jose Parker
Everyone has anxiety and depression now. I'd be deeply suspicious about anyone who didn't.
Parker Hernandez
>65 games to go for Man cIty
woah
Isaac Flores
WOW WHAT AN EXCITING GAME I'M SO GLAD THIS WAS ON FIRST
Parker Diaz
FOUR GOALS SENPAI
FOUR FUCKING GOALS
Colton Cooper
Owners wouldn't throw millions at clubs like Bury to get them up the Leagues if the financial compensation was more balanced in the first place.
Imagine football back before the war, where teams were on a much more equal footing and clubs like Huddersfield could win the first division three times in a row. You're not thinking brave enough.
Samuel Miller
Cahill is part Samoan. Does that mean he is stupid?
Aiden Murphy
People complain when Newcastle vs Spurs was on last week before Liverpool. Nobody gives a shit.
Nathan Brown
Woah woah Tim. All this tactic talk will get you blacklisted.
Michael Rogers
I can only remember that Spain team from 2010 to 2014 being more boring than this Man city team. I yawned at every goal.
Blake Howard
UK government makes too much money from the PL that it would unironically cripple our economy if it changed.
reckon the fact that he's had a 15 year career of throwing his head at every football, boot and skull going is much more likely to mean he's stupid than being samoan tbqh
Kevin Gonzalez
>adidas boots >puma pants Fuck the injury, whoever is laporte sponsor (Adidas I assume) will be seething right now
Connor Brown
Cope.
Ethan Lee
Kek Laporte received his first call up for France too. Wonder if this is deliberate by him
Lucas Thomas
I started watching football in 98 you dumb fuck. Name a more boring sde than those 2 dummy.
Nathan Murphy
Barca were p. bad too. no surprise who was responsible for them and Spain NT
Colton Richardson
literal child fuck off
Nathaniel Kelly
Chelsea under mou
James Ramirez
Adrian pushing the ball back out straight in front of goal. Liverpool can't win the PL with this guy in goal
Aaron Robinson
pulis teams
Cameron Collins
Literally every Mourinho one.
Lucas Wood
Play the champions league theme
Oliver Baker
He was born in Australia tho and only got to qualify because he lived there.
Eli Hernandez
That fucking TAA fluke
Jordan Hill
Tfw you are an old fag who remembers going to Burnley when they were in Divison 4.
Colton Gray
good work by the preggo shagger there
Isaac Perez
Fuck off boomer grandad. Shouldn't you be asking your son on how to get off this website?
>Shouldn't you be asking your son on how to get off this website? what does that even mean you disabled mongoloid?
Jeremiah Phillips
What is this FM16 shit?
Ethan Robinson
That's what I meant. I just didn't word it in-depth enough.
Grayson Myers
This, any team labeled as playing "great football" are just teams that are insanely boring to watch, they ruin matches more than sides parking the bus.
Jack Allen
Barca 2009 is unironically the best team in football history
Nathan Evans
Are you an American or a paki? Absolute tragic banter
Hunter Reed
ULTRA SEETHE
Cooper Gonzalez
t. Literal underage
They won every knockout game at the 2010 world cup 1-0 as soon as they scored the passed the ball around the back to run out the clock it was mind numbingly boring
Wyatt Cooper
inb4 long looooooong discussion about Mane fuming at Salah
William Wood
>they ruin matches more than sides parking the bus.
Can't believe Liverpool have won the league. State of Shitty.
Jackson Anderson
The only real redpill is that all the most best games of the last 10 years have involved a team bus parking
Isaac Gomez
>chimp out
Brandon Clark
Bit of a chimp out, that
John Bell
He was twice in front of an open goal and Salah decided to do a fancy dribble and give away the ball rather than pass to Mane. Then Mane and Firminho got subbed but Salah stayed on.
Jaxon Johnson
There's a whole city full of folk like that. Bonkers...
Ian Cooper
Salah now plays only for Salah
Parker Hughes
>there are people high on mdma rn in a rave and im here watching Match of the Day
grim
Carter Stewart
This new studio is a disgrace. They must literally be sitting behind a green screen.
To be honest I think MOTD is a o out of touch now. When you compare the analysis and overall enjoy ability of football podcasts with informed punters - compared to boring Linekar, boring co hosts, boring city Liverpool obsession.
And fuck Lawro.
James Barnes
but salah is dead
Luis Morgan
Yes, like the Man City vs Spurs CL games last season. Stick to chasing pots of gold, you Riverdancing cretin
Josiah Walker
is it just me or does tim cahill have a weirdly high voice? try talking at the same pitch as him, i sound like a tranny if i try it.
Eli Barnes
What point? You said they werent boring when they absolutely were
Owen Howard
>behind In front, but yes.
Cooper Gray
Salah and Mane are going to start an Islamic race war in the dressing room and gift City the title
If the Spanish team of 2010 is the most boring he's seen then he's clearly underage. Hence the comment. Now you're in full damage control mode because you picked a fight and fucked up, like you cocky green manlets always do At this point you should probably kill yourself.
Alexander Evans
I might not be so bothered if their background graphics weren't so fucking awful. Actually, I probably would. It's a retarded idea anyway.
Henry Green
Play a few games of Madden. You.l be fluent in the jargon in a day.
Jace Carter
your lack of reading comprehension is impressive and embarrassing shamus. you don't even know why you're arguing do you.
Matthew Kelly
BBC is so ametuer it's shocking.
Jordan Rogers
i see the obnoxious paddy is here again shitting the thread up with his silly arguments. why does he do it lads?
Jaxson Lee
Is Zoomer actually human? He can't even stand up on his own
Jaxon Turner
have sex
Jeremiah Nelson
Yeah I know all this. But that's my surface level as I said. I don't key stats, what is considered 'good play' (beyond 'they scored a touch down quickly' or 'they prevented a touch down') and all that jazz. Also doesn't help I have no actual connection to any teams. Anything else is pure customer. Same as a foren following a PL team.
Carter Scott
our chris
Daniel Flores
>Also doesn't help I have no actual connection to any teams. Anything else is pure customer. Well nobody over here would unless they have Yanks as family. Just watch it as entertainment.
>Couldn't give a toss, fuck Sheffield Utd, give us Wednesday learn to get promoted first
Landon Perry
Sad to see Azpi become such a bum
Owen Foster
>be 13 >friends in following nfl >tell them to pick a team for me so I can follow what they’re talking about >they pick the Oakland Raiders Wankers the lot of them
Owen Jenkins
so why does he do it? what's his motive? that was the question, did you not understand?
After taking this quiz, I am a lifelong Pittsburgh Steelers fan
Thomas Martinez
Leicester will finish in top 4 this season
Hunter Jackson
Rodgers should never have left us
The manlet cunt
David White
I feel for managers like Frank, spent his career as a great players surrounded by the like, and now he's managing a bunch of retards where all but kante wouldn't get close to the old Chelsea squad.
Logan Davis
Shitposter. Guy has basically no knowledge of football.
Brandon Long
are Charlton going up?
Samuel Morris
Oh fuck it’s the Motson woman
Anthony Collins
Which PL team would you like to see fuck off forever from the PL?
Has to be Brighton for me.
Jonathan Butler
One match is commentated by the dyke ffs
Kayden Foster
lel that was the highlight of your weekend as you got done by fucking Preston. Same story this weekend getting giddy about us being 2-0 down as you get dicked by QPR
Chase Sanders
>it's jaMIE VARdYYYYYYYYYY
Screeching harpy
Cameron Hall
>Not saying a game of two halves >General lack of cliches You just don’t have what it takes nothing personal kid
Alexander Brooks
I got a list of four. Rams, 49ers, Redskins and I forget the other. Feel bad picking any. Lets go for 49ers. I can be the Liverpool of NFL.
Michael Morales
palace
Brody Wood
He was daft enough to take the job on when he should have spent a few more seasons at Derby. Fuck him.
Ryan Sanders
I went for the one that sounded most like my EPL club.
Wouldn't mind seeing another season with 11 points from >Derby
Leo Brooks
FUCK OFF JENAS YOU BORING SHIT CUNT
I know you can't just judge pundits by what they won, but his smug face talking down to players when he did absolutely fucking nothing in his career pisses me off
Luis Ross
if babies had guns this sort of thing wouldn't happen
Eli Wilson
Reminder that Vardy’s wife turned him down for two years until one of her mates told her he was a premier league footballer
Anthony Wilson
Drinking Bud tonight, it's only nice at about 1°c tbqh but it was cheap as fuck
Evan Gray
name 4 pundits less boring
Lincoln Clark
Shawshank Redemption on ITV4 is 100x better than this shite even if it’s just the last half hour
Ryan Fisher
to be fair kewell actually make him look good
Jaxson Murphy
Tell us what happens
Sebastian Rogers
>be a cult hero after making never to be repeated again history
or
>be another player for Taiwan and Tanzania customer F.C. and never be remembered
hmmm
Gavin Kelly
Bolton You're putting us fucking in you fucks, over derby at least I mean fucking hell
Logan Parker
I bought some Bud Light cos it was 10 for £4.50 and it's absolutely vile.
Jose Gray
Wouldn’t want to spoil it for you :)) x
Nolan Carter
Turns out the black fella can see dead people and the white fella died decades ago
I think I hate West Ham more than any other club in existence. Every fucking thing about the scummy cockney cunts does my head in. The camera angle at their shite running track arena is shocking.
Ryan Morris
Andy gets blacked
Julian Williams
well why did you make it look like you were a wednesday fan then sake
Charles Morris
As far as new stadiums go, this one is truly wank. Fucking awful.
Nathaniel Phillips
Norwich are fucked this season.
>have both centrebacks dead before the season starts >they recover but immediately die
Noah Wood
hansen hasn't been a pundit for a decade and souness repeating 'i blame pogba' on games that man u didn't even play in is boring af. you managed 2.
Carson Foster
Where would this team of Englishmen finish in the premier league?
Dunno. It was on Amazon Pantry and I needed to top up the basket for delivery. £4.50 didn't seem bad for 10x 440ml cans, but it's really awful. Managed one and a half cans and decided no more. Will give it to guests if I ever have any.
He looks like Roger Federer
Liam Jones
>blaming VAR to avoid pundits talking about how shit your tactics were
Gavin Young
I unironically think this may be true
Jaxon Cooper
This looks poncey af, but might buy some if the local merchant has any
Brandon Campbell
once met a german who claimed to not eat poo for sex reasons
Daniel Lewis
Holy fuck if you didn't watch the Villa game you are in for a fucking treat
Wyatt Fisher
Grelish's hair is fucking stupid. Why does he think that looks good?
Noah Young
Did he give you a wink after, then hang around your bathroom?
Thomas Parker
Shit taste great, like actual banana bread, can get it from ASDA
First time on here in a while. I have to say I’m so proud that literally not one post by that fat Swansea nonce has been directly responded too. Proud of you all Yea Forums
Hunter Ward
I don't care for the banana bread beer but their Bombardier is top notch.
Luis Butler
lmao
Samuel Torres
why do people rate that shitter mings again? 26m for shit
Connor Cox
Trezeguet looks like James Deen
Michael Gomez
Why Ayew asking me?
Jaxon Reyes
Off to bed lads, tell me what I missed in the morning
They were orgasming when they signed him, all because of a decent half season in the championship. Don't get why he has been called up, he's worse than Lewis Dunk, Ryan Bennett and James Tarkowski
what he did to oliveira was criminal
Aiden Perez
>Trying to blame VAR when it's Kevin Friend being shit
Fuck off Jenas. The whistle was blown, ref's fault. VAR can't go back in time and stop the ref from blowing up
Asher Ross
Gts stabbed by Lineker for calling him an arselicking remoaner.
Landon Hall
>forgetting Coady
Ayden Perez
Has he forgotten that without VAR city would have cucked his team twice
Evan Rodriguez
I think Tim Cahill died a few years ago, judging by this punditry.
Zachary Gonzalez
Coady is a sweeper rather than a proper centre-half so wouldn't work unless Southgate goes back to the back 5, which is why I said Bennett from Wolves instead
Alexander Morales
Swansea mentioned again lads
Brayden Thomas
Tim Cahill died for this
Aiden Bell
>James was born in Kingston upon Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, and attended South Hunsley School. And the daft cunt has picked Wales to play for.
Ryan Evans
ah, fair point still better than mongs though
Jace Baker
This is your brain on remain
Sebastian Morgan
Why couldn't var overturn the "dive" as a penalty, the whistle only blew after Cahill's foul?
Adrian Howard
Growing up in Hull put him off England
Ethan Morales
He isn't going to get ahead of Sterling or Sancho. Wales have a pretty decent team
Mason Gonzalez
Foul (arm in the back) was outside the box
William Hall
Yh bc he’s welsh bc Swansea raised him in our youth academy
Owen Stewart
He was shit in everything all afternoon. The goal was a fluke. He kept making shite crosses to nobody over and over
Sebastian Turner
Lindelof is dogshit
Ayden Roberts
>could have picked Ashley Barnes for the meme games against Bulgaria and Kosovo >call up Tyrone Mongs.
Eli Allen
Villa filed a complaint against him after he absolutely fucked them vs Chelsea a few years back, this is his revenge.
Levi Howard
Hull's not that bad actually. Vastly improved since it was city of culture a few years back
But Cahill fouled him too? The ref missed them both and blew after both fouls, doesn't matter if he was originally fouled outside if play continued and he was then fouled inside
How is vestergaard's english so good after like a year? He barely has an accent
Bentley Cox
Scandis don't play
Luke Cruz
I think we can all agree York has the far superior minster though.
Luis Gutierrez
It's worked out brilliantly for them. Meanwhile other clubs spend more and achieve less than a quarter than they have since Pep's arrival.
Lincoln Reed
Jenna’s is absolutely livid tonight what do you think has upset him?
Tyler Foster
If you'd seen the previous three games or most of his loan stretch you wouldn't be asking. He's been brilliant in spite of results. Had a painkilling injection to get through Everton, though, so probably played Palace with a knock, don't know why they'd risk him.
Brandon Davis
BAME representation in football management
Parker Brooks
Aye, I do like York. I like most of glorious Yorkshire tbf.
Too many Chinese tourists and it's like £4 a pint though.
I just looked up that "city of culture" business. They just mention a few people I've never heard of, then repeat them because there isn't anyone else
Levi Clark
He wants a job with Sky and is trying to be controversial to get it
Owen Hernandez
>If you'd seen the previous three games or most of his loan stretch you wouldn't be asking But for that to get him an England call-up is absurd.
Jose Watson
>Danish Population is lower than some euro cities and small cultural impact through modern media. If they want to succeed outside of their country then good English is key. Also scandi's all have good English.
Adrian Barnes
watched spurs and everton, he went to sleep in the former during the last 20 minutes which cost villa and was nothing to rave about in the latter, everton were just shocking. shoudn't be letting ayew get there for the goal and doubt he did brilliantly against bournemouth considering they lost at home
regardless, FOY yank customer
David Morales
>james keeps putting balls in the space between centre back and keeper >no one makes any attacking movement
Dylan Edwards
I've been impressed with Hull's growth over the past decade or so. Plenty of investment, enterprise, infrastructure and what not has improved it massively. The marina is nice too. I live near Middlesbrough and would love to see that shithole improve the way Hull has.
I rarely go into York or Hull since I'm stuck in the sticks between the two but York is my go to choice as long as you can avoid the tourists. The architecture is absolutely stunning aslong as you dont have glass ankles walking down the cobbled streets.
Chase Watson
I agree he looked good in the championship, but so has grant hanley and jama lascelles. he has been poor in the premier league and does not deserve an england call-up
John Thomas
Kicking the ball to places where there's nobody to collect it is the definition of shite
Jonathan Taylor
I'd imagine Southgate had been watching him in the Championship and just wanted to get an eye on him in the top division before trialing him. How many other big, natural left-footed centre half options does England have? It's worth bringing him into the camp and seeing what he can do, especially vs weaker opposition.
Anthony James
Joelinton is a world class FW and is being wasted at Newcastle. United should have bought him.
David Miller
>It's worth bringing him into the camp and seeing what he can do, especially vs weaker opposition. But why Mings over the likes of Dunk or Bennett in that case?
Wyatt Thompson
It's the fee
Christian Bailey
Yeah, it's a shame a lot of the funding is drying up other than the A63 stuff. There's still a couple of big developments like a new Ice Arena which would be class if they happened, our team Hull Pirates could do with it.
Unfortunately Boro probably has more chance relaunching itself as a cyberpunk theme park.
Just seen the Palace goal, the absolute state of Tyrone Mongs
Benjamin Anderson
>not wanting to see the Killer of Kosovo and the Beater of Bulgaria by Super Sterling being hyped up and more racist ''''abuse'''' winning him another award
Christian James
I don't think he's the yes man he's made out to be. He's got a clean image, that's not necessarily a bad thing.
sad times, at least my teams youth are playing in the checkatrade trophy on tuesday
Jack Cox
>this BBC 3 show that's basically the X factor for rap music
Yikes
I actually wonder how many youth go out of their way to watch this online. Can't believe they can't just share a Freeview channel with CBBC or something. It can't be sustainable getting like 10k views on iPlayer.
Jason Collins
>the checkatrade no longer called that now the leasing.com trophy
still absolute cancer though
Christian Butler
Doesn't need to be sustainable, it's the BBC. A rap x-factor will get them loads of diversity points with their Guardian reading chums (who won;t actually watch it, obviously)
Kevin Turner
Always puzzles me why that whenever the BBC try to pander to the youth, they simply make rap/hip-hop programs.
Because it's a bunch of menopausal women who produce most of the content.
Actual Roadmen kids listen to Drill where some 12 year old kid promises he will stab a classmate, em vogue Stormzy is a dull commodified popstar.
Levi Hernandez
Because isn't the BBC only concerned with what young black kids are doing? Every report ive seen from the BBC has always been spun towards the absolute shit test part of England
Christopher Brooks
>the pretentious thot talking about Fawlty Towers
Jaxon Bell
The reason is the following. The BBC makes most of its money by selling abroad, mostly to USA. This means the BBC must cater to what the USA might buy. This is largely pro-diversity stuff, nature documentaries and shit like Downtown Abbey. This has been doubled down on after their most profitable show, Top Gear, went to Amazon (or more specifically, the presenters people liked). This will just get worse. There is a reason why we have NFL Shows now. It's to sell to USA. Because there is this belief that UK punditry and commentary is better than USA. There was a recent baseball game in UK, Yankees vs Red Sox and the MLB and fans said that the UK commentary was so much better and they should hire the guy who did it for the USA games because it had passion and interest (probably because special one off). This is why the BBC does this. Because the USA wants it. The rest is Quiz Shows, the cheapest shit to make and general voyeurism stuff (Who Do You Think You Are?) which is mostly Channel 4's bread and butter (Naked Attraction, Goggle Box etc etc) even ITV is doing it (That Twin Dating One where the twins swap at random intervals and try to convince the guy they're the same person, that Breakup one and so on).
It's clear to see, guys.
Jose Johnson
>Downton Abbey BBC are selling ITV shows to the yanks?
Eli Brown
We should look at what interests the domestic BBC's upper staff have in the international commercial arm of the BBC.
I bet the whole thing stinks, the Tories want to rip it all up anyway, bastards.
Austin Young
>i can't stand ferne cotton lmao no one likes her.
Ayden Stewart
>Ferne Cotton >Zoe Ball >Joe Wiley >Sara Cox
Someone at the BBC has a blonde bimbo fetish
Mason Bailey
At this point, they can rip it up for all I care. It's a shadow of its former self. And I was arguing the opposite with a family friend about 5 years ago. It's just really gone to shit.
Sebastian Bennett
I said LIKE Downtown Abbey. The BBC did one and I forgot the name i don't watch it. Versailles? Something like that.
BBC's main good thing is no adverts. End of.
Samuel Rivera
>Top Gear, went to Amazon (or more specifically, the presenters people liked
That's their own fault. Literally throwing away your hottest property because some mug got Jezzed on
Jason Smith
Basically. Jezza was being a dick for a long time and BBC thought they'd just get rid of him and lost both others.
Sebastian Cook
BBC makes most of its money from the licence fee. BBC Worldwide only accounts for about one fifth of its income revenue. What are you talking about???
Zachary Young
And local football club commentary. And BBC 4 tv, and BBC Radio 6 Music.
British commercial TV and radio is utter gash unless you're some kind of Strongbow Dark Fruits drone.
Levi Diaz
>There is a reason why we have NFL Shows now. It's to sell to USA. Again, utter bollocks. The BBC doesn't sell The NFL Show to the US. Utterly fucking clueless.
Hudson Miller
No mate, MAKES money, not covers cost. License fee covers the cost, the commercial arm makes the profit.
Liam Mitchell
The profit is tiny in comparison. You have literally no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
Oliver Powell
Ah yes. The famous NFL teams on UK. Really riveting to see what my local got up to this week! Haha! Fuck off you utter mong. The world is interconnected and streaming exists.
Joshua Adams
Top Gear would've have fared any better had Hammond and May stayed on and they must have known that though.
Julian Hall
That's retarded, they are just two revenue streams for the same organisation.
Angel Bailey
More than you, it seems. Just admit defeat and bow out gracefully. Or google 'BBC America' and so on. Cheers. Then google 'American Version of BBC Shows' and see how many there are. Then apply that to other nations. You're utterly clueless.
I shan't be replying to you any more.
Charles Perez
Is the BBC's NFL show shown in the USA?
No, daft cunt.
Angel Hernandez
WTF are you talking about you utter mong? The BBC do not sell The NFL Show or any NFL games played in the UK to the US. They purchased broadcast rights to show to a UK audience, not a US one. Deary me.
Pretty weird, the UK broadcasts dont even use their own commentators, just studio analysts
Asher Garcia
It is nicer going back to the lads in the studio than endless Papa John's and viagra commercials though.
Oliver Rogers
Mike and Nat were good, Jeff is good and Kev was too on Sky, Neil Reynolds is a gimp cant stand him or most of the other Sky people
Luke Gray
It's because they just use the US broadcast - CBS etc.
Owen Thompson
That's literally what I said
Xavier Harris
Why do older blacks in London generally speak with a London accents, but younger blacks speak that weird Americanised MLE shit?
Brayden Walker
Thankfully the only London black I know is in his 50s.
Josiah Rivera
I don't like rap, ended up watching that show, going to watch it next Saturday. Got into the drama of them competing.
Hudson Collins
The small black chap you can't understand stabs the somewhat larger black chap with a jovial persona. It's quite the storyline.
Owen Phillips
Dunno m8, I've been in a few bands, creating, memorising stuff and improvising etc is quite taxing to the brain cells so it can impress me when someone is skilled. even at rap.
