/seriea/ & /calciomercato/ - say something nice to Koulibaly edition

Serie A
>Friday, 30th August
20:45 Bologna 1 - 0 SPAL

>Saturday, 31st August
18:00 AC Milan 1 - 0 Brescia
20:45 Juventus 4 - 3 Napoli

>Sunday, 1st September
18:00 SS Lazio - AS Roma
20:45 Cagliari - Internazionale
20:45 Lecce - Hellas Verona
20:45 Sassuolo - Sampdoria
20:45 Udinese - Parma
20:45 Atalanta - Torino
20:45 Genoa - Fiorentina

CL Groups for Serie A clubs
>Group C
Man City
Shakhtar
Dinamo Zagreb
Atalanta

>Group D
Juventus
Atlético Madrid
Leverkusen
Lokomotiv Moscow

>Group E
Liverpool
Napoli
RB Salzburg
Genk

>Group F
Barcelona
Dortmund
Inter
Slavia Prague

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theguardian.com/football/blog/2009/may/25/serieafootball-acmilan
gentlemanultra.com/2018/05/25/a-vanished-dream-the-story-behind-paolo-maldinis-bitter-milan-farewell/
youtube.com/watch?v=78PCUwLGd_Y
youtu.be/1rx8jq3QivI
toffs.com/shop-by-team/football/european/ac-milan
twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1168170276108013568
youtu.be/fbU1zYzD-Tw
twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1168193527752400897
twitter.com/romeoagresti/status/1168182393116725248?s=21
twitter.com/AnonBabble

N

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>de ligt sucks
>de Jong sucks
Ajax jewed us and barca

Why am I so mad, im not even a Naboli fan, HECK

O

I

What a meme match, anyhow, you can't post in this thread until your team has 6 points.

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oi

based Zouma and koulibaly scoring own goals in the last minutes of the game

Unironically good match.

N

no refunds

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>black CBs

Why do merdazurri and napoli garbage eaters think they have a shot at scudetto? Please explain

Please Demiral IN NOW

75 million for the blonde johnny heitinga

tomorrow you're getting destroyed by based Nazio

FRIENDLY reminder that on top of the 90m transfer fee Juve are paying de ligt 12m a year

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NGUBU

Can a pig be a coach?

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Because Juve have an 85 million worth mistake machine replacing probably the best defender of this decade for the next six months at least

Fuck that Nig

>The two best defenses in the world
Merda merda pura merda

Reminder De Ligt is getting €460,000 with bonuses
Reminder Napoli wanted €120 million for KK

Dirty Pjanic spitting on the Dutch Scirea, DISGUSTING

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This is not Demiral

>that Bonucci look

Very impressive goal by Koulibaly

guys, chill with your racism. we are all same race. human race

glad this N didn't chose to play for France

Let's be real, the Chiello isn't going to come back to his usual levels after an injure like that
Marchisio didn't and he was younger

>dybala
you just KNOW

De Ligt is shockingly bad

>they didn't sell koulibaly for 500 gorillion to united
webm is footage of Ancelloti and Koulibaly in the locker room right now

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who cares? Juventus could bring Serie C players and inter could bring Mbappe and still Juventus would walk Scudetto simply because such is the DNA of loser inter

Slovakbro why did you move to Germany

>H-h-h-h-h-he w-w-wore an a-armband at 19!!!
EXPOSED

But Atletico and Liverpool weren't playing?

he's too impatient, experience is needed for defenders

This and the guys trying to stop him are Mertens and insigne

Based Chiellini entering the pitch on crutches to comfort Koulibaly

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Bonucci looks like he wants to murder the dereligt

riommer riommer fake and gay, sees this post and start to cry

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real bro moments

/pol/ack fantasy

Based chiello

you can see it in his eyes he's about to say the n-word

This is a blessed picture, grazie

Sleep tight frens

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BASTE

bosnian jerks small bosnia cock to chink inter

nite nite

>for the next six months at least
His career is unironically over

#notoracism #equalgame #respect

What is that, a ryona doujin in real life?

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=YIsoWuFsJ9o

He whispered the N word in his ears

"Loser" Inter din't lose 7 finals. Who cares about the scudetti in the past? Juve bought most of them anyway.

~Ąwooooo

Hit the gym Romelu, you still need to lose a couple of kilo's. Just like my main man Matthijs

>"How does it feel... to be a nigger?"
>Bonucci slowly walks towards KKKoulibaly with a shiteating grin

kek I love neapolitans

Very Based

virtue signaling cunt

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hoe voelt het om weer een ajaxcied exposed zien te worden

Yeah he'll probably get the Zanetti post-Achilles tear treatment, one more season on the bench, retirement and then a director role. Its a shame such an injury happened to him, for all the dislike I have for Juve and most of its players I always respected Chiellini. He seemed like a decent, down to earth, warrior type of a guy, didn't deserve to go out like that.

>muh Inter

fug I want to eat m&m's now

>tf
>tp

Oh jesus fuck lmao

Basically, she asked for it to happen too. The bitch is a freak

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Ouwe, ga eerst even Nederlands leren voordat je bijdehand gaat doen. Je zinsbouw is echt 1/10

ja boeie je snapt wat ik bedoel

Nice buzzword retard

someone photoshop the co come mai dude dancing above him

I doubt they'll reward him a director role
They didn't with del Piero and lately they aren't very nice toward to former players
Don't know the reason for it

They must have gone insane when they won the league for the first time

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They literally don't think about anything else
People are still naming their child Diego Armando because of the Scudetto they won almost 30 years back

>jewventus could have had a cb pairing of koulibaly and de ligt
They would have finally lost their dominance

So in the end Albiol was the good one of the couple

>They didn't with Del Piero
>he doesn't know
>Del Piero literally as in literally tried to sic fans against Agnelli because he wanted one more year of contract so he could play in the Stadium
>Agnelli let him have it then sort of shitlisted him
Remember: Nedved simply retired, and he still had a little bit left in the tank, and they made him a vice-president. There was also the infamous Maldini incident.

Nice buzzword retard

not everyone is a mentally ill racist incel like you

Maldini incident?

Based fans. Who would they idolise if they win it again?
Ancelotti? Insigne?

you are like the deluded germans who thinks bayern buy games against dogshit german teams

theguardian.com/football/blog/2009/may/25/serieafootball-acmilan
gentlemanultra.com/2018/05/25/a-vanished-dream-the-story-behind-paolo-maldinis-bitter-milan-farewell/

Insigne obviously
He's from Napoli and represents the city

Napoli will never win shit, they are too small and poor

have sex

Cheers, now I know what you meant. Top Chad

The difference is Juventus was caught and punished. Also, Serie A is notoriously corrupt with a lot of Mafia involvement.

>muh morattopoli

lmao

>small
Eh, they're the third biggest city in Italy and second best team (judging solely from the players)
>poor
Their president is just cheap, he uses the team's money to produce his God awful movies that even boomers don't watch anymore

>that whole Icardi novela.

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>muh conspiracy against jewve

Napoli is third world city though, they have no fans willing to pay for club related stuffs

What did he tell him?

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Rubentus really pathetic today. Got lucky with a Koulibaly own goal. Not much to celebrate here. Clear to me that Inter will win the title this year. I would call the team “impotent” and I can't wait to see them finish 3rd

Also true

Tell me which team gained the most from farsopoli, user

>Thanks and see you at Continassa next year

>that face
yea, he actually whispered n

Napoli players didn't know how they make 3 goals (De Ligt's a fraud)

Agree, De Vrij > De Ligt

>the n word
Napoletano? That's much more insulting

>"the cash will be sent soon, you did good amico mio"

De Vrij > Van Dijk > De Ligt

>he actually thinks there was conspiracy against them
lmao

Fucking Koulibaly ruined my fantacalcio, I'll have to sell him

De Sciglio > De Vrij > Van Dijk > De Ceglie > De Ligt

>not having a strict no-negro-policy

>De Gay

looking at your NT, your country doesn't have one

De Sciglio > De Miral > De Vrij > Van Dijk > De Ceglie > De Ligt > Romagnoli

how did Napoli fans reacted with Koulibablis own goal?

Yeah and that's why they never win anything.

I'm sure they're waiting outside the stadium with their knifes

Your famiglia is safe now.

Enjoy Nations League B

Only because Koeman is a cuck

Thought that was Huub Stevens for a second

But fuck what the fuck was that match

kino

We can all agree that De Ligt turned out to be a Fraud

yes, Demiral IN

They trashed their city

its been 1 game wtf is wrong with you?

>Enjoy Nations League B
And why are we in Nations League B? Because we have blacks.

I don't support germany though anymore because most germans hate and disrespected Sandro Wagner and he is the german football god for me. I want to teach them a lesson.

Don't worry, he though juve would have list this match too

>forgetting he caused ajax to lose to tottenham last year in the cl

>its been 1 game
wrong, its been plenty, he was shit at ajax is shit at holland and now juve

lmao what a retard

>neuer
>hummels
>muller
>kroos
>muh niggers ruined my national team

he's been instrumental in all the elimination his teams faced.
against spurs, against portugal, he scores goals tho

Tbh, nice match. I still think that the sooner Naples will sell cancers like Insigne, the better the atk will become. The moment Lonzano set foot on the pitch, Napoli atk was insanely better.

Culobally really ruined everything, with a draw Inda would have been top of the league by tommorrow, it would have been a perfect weekend with Barca and Dortmund flopping against literal plumbers.

@95109102
Shut the fuck up loser

>cherrypicking because you have no arguments

>blame negros
>point out a bunch of non-black players that are shit and dragging your national team down
>call it cherrypicking and pretend it doesn't prove you wrong
Are you autistic or just retarded?

He's been poor ever since the Spurs tie.
Dutch national team, pre-season, Serie A; he has been constantly nutmegged and exposed every match.

>inter
>winning anything soon or ever again
pick one

what happens if inter don't beat cagliari

Nainggolan will score the winning goal
book it lads

Trofeo Naranja la

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faggot

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>leaf
I think you are the retard mate..

Amazing post my autistic friend

Brozo blesses your thread.

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>checks out your agent
>nevermind it's a horsefaced fake blonde
B L E S S E D

>saying no to THAT
Incredibly based

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Thanks

*gets dragged to testify*

I didn't saw the match, did Lozano played well?

He changed the game when he came on

he tapped one in but not much else

#Totti: "#Inzaghi sa cosa vuol dire derby a differenza di #Fonseca, che vinca il migliore"

Er gabbedano

Better then the whole carrier of insigne

>capo

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Can't wait for him to dab on the league, United is a trash team that struggles to score against any team they face.

I'm still seething and shook after that Koulibaly OG bros


REEEEEEEE

How lucky can Juve get

I'm convinced he was paid off

same here

>Marchisio didn't

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Better to lose with Napoli by an own goal, than being Cristiano Ronaldo's bitch

I want to start following serie a, which team should I follow? Preferably a strong team which isn’t as famous as someone like juve, was thinking one of the Milan’s or Roma

You mean like a solid 4-10th place contender?

something like that happened here some months ago with a Black goalkeeper from Colombia, he had to leave the club because too many people thought he was bribed

4:30

youtube.com/watch?v=78PCUwLGd_Y

Latina

I don’t follow serie a, so I have no idea, who are your predictions for top 4?

Are you a racist? Nazio
Are you a masochist? Napoli
Are you a retard? Roma
Are you a boomer? AC Milan
Are you a hipster? Fiorentina
Are you a chad and have a lot of sex? Atalanta
Are you a beta cuck simp? Inter (only because of Icardi)

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Don't follow milan, it's been endless suffering for the last years.
I suggest nabule or inter

1.Juve
2.Inter
3.Napoli
4.Roma or Lazio

I think the perfect team for you would be Lazio, not too famous, has a kino jersey, the president's a cunt but the good kind, always in the top 10.

What do you think is a good club for me bro?

Parma desu.

this or Palermo desu

Damn, feel really bad for him. Must be a shit feeling, especially when you're a black guy in Italy.

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Parma has a cool kit but idk
Palermo sounds good desu

Ok cheers lads, based on your suggestions I’m considering lazio atalanta and inter
I’ll watch a few games then pick someone

A professional football player shouldn't be fucking up that badly, he deserves any hate he gets desu

Not even worth a (You).

Well he shouldn't be there in the first place

>asking for clubs to support
Just watch the league naturally and find yourself a team you feel closer to

who should i support in the syrian premier league?

I don't support clubs, I support players. I'm a Ronaldo supporter - I support whichever club he's playing at. I was a United supporter, then a Madrid supporter, and right now I'm a Juve supporter.

based

>inters owner is literally called zhang

>being a ronaldo fan
Based but cringe at the same time

>The Netherlands

He's one of the best central defenders in the world, easily top 10. It's literally a simple own goal, shit happens all the time but obviously the timing and the fixture itself both make it very unfortunate.

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meh it's no worse than other western countries. do you think they're too stupid to realise plebs are just hiding their racism in england?

as lucky as napoli gettin awarded a pen for a blatant dive and a no call on a blatant pen vs fiorentina, apparently

Im seething about that dive of Mertens

kek, poor bastard

>he thinks people hide it in england

I'm more concerned that he asks for 12mil. Do zoomers feel any shame

gud thred

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Koulibalol

reminder that in 17/18 koulibaly also lost napoli the league with the red vs viola

Yeah I'm sure you'd take less money than you're able to get ya simp

>be a napoli fan
>dont' support the club
>buy black market jerseys with maradona 10 on the back
>stalk quagliarella

>it’s up to Inter to stop JJ this season now

See you next year fra’s

Atalanta

imo he finna ding dong diddly

>typing it out
KWAB

>saying no to that
Is he a fag?

Didn't watch the Milan match, on a scale from Gattuso to Seedorf, how bad >we played?

Gattuso

Pinamonti will score more goals than Piatek this season, screecap it and the digits confirm.

Same as Udinese game.

>guys pleasee i want to suport somebody please help me
I hate these kind of guys

Nabule should've scammed an eplel club by selling Coulibaly and get a good goalie and a cb prove me wrong

is a bad thing to be racist?

Udinese, I think they've never been in a relegation or a European spot since they came into the top flight. Perfect neutral team.

Yikes.

>bring me that nigger DEAD

What a brave prediction

Derby while not being favourite feels pretty good. Helps that it's so early on in the season nobody even gives a fuck about. Sucks about the half empty stadium tho.

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Based Lucie poster

If the tickets weren't so fucking expensive the stadium would look less empty

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Obviously but also:
>muh derby della paura
>last day of vacation for a lot of people
>both teams are mediocre as fuck, even laziali stopped caring about winning Coppa Italia
>no great signings
>can barely move inside the stadium without getting fined
>3 hours to get inside since there's more security at Olimpico than at a fucking airport
These are all things that keep customers away from the match. Why the fuck would a normal family have to go through all that when they can just chill at home and watch it with Sky Z™ on HYPER HD 16k. Also the fact that most of the tickets are supposed to go to Lazio doesn't help. They wouldn't be able to fill Tribuna Tevere in a Champions League final.

Also there apparently will be ultra’s from England, Bulgaria, Polans, Spain and Austria there for the march to remember that murdered Lazio capo.

Also the first half will en quiet from Lazio’s side because the Irriducibili are seething about the club and the players not sending their condolences for said capo

They were also seething about Salvini's security decree to begin with.

Lazio, Inter or Fiorentina

Maldini Magic la

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Bakayoko just signed for Monaco.

Skrtel out

napoli second year under ancelotti vs rube 3 weeks under sarri.

ancelotti is the fraud. most of their build up play seems random

He clashed with Gasperini apparently

and Ceballos to arse, Andersen to OL, Kabab to Schalke. Mercato well spend (on Ibiza)

Why is Manolas so overrated on FIFA ?

that feel when no gf

i had tfwnogf then i got a gf and realized relationships are a hassle

not true, this game could have easily ended 3-4 to 0 with Udinese they didn't even get a shot on goal

they played in CL some years ago

Pace

Good morning sleepyhead! What are we gonna do today?

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Eat
Formula 1
a bit of Arsenal Tottenham
Roma Lazio
Eat
diretta gol
maybe Boca River
sleep

millie rock

Vossi bop

>hangovered
>heartbroken
I can't go on like this fras, at least there's footy

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This was to be expected, you dont know how bad our league is, anyone can shine against the likes of VVV-Venlo or Fortuna Sittard

At least you're not Culobaldy

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Just get a gf, it's that easy.

The other De Jong (Sevilla) sucks too. Schone is cool though.

>drinking alcohol
If you're going to do drugs at least do coke or mdma

play WoW

germans stand with juventus - against non white garbage eaters

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its ok user, everything will be alright

Why not all of them?

Play Mutant Year Zero Seed of Evil and watch football

To avoid the hangovers

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If chiellini didn't break his own acl we could have sold them rugani....

or de Ligt desu

THANKS FOR THE MONEY ITALIANBROS

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I would do YOU if you know what I am implying

>t.van der Sar

Gonalons to Granada on loan with obligation to buy for 4m

youtu.be/1rx8jq3QivI

This is peak lazy Sunday. Ill be catching the Viola and Inter matches instead though

>skrtel left atalanta
wtf, wasn't he signed like a week ago

“La onore de la famiglia sta posto"

who dis

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Kean v Cutrone if you want to risk watching the EPLel

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>d'ambrosio - ranocchia - Skriniar
lol

Yikes

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>doubting Froggy

not gonna make it

What the fuck? Benatia would've been a better choice and what about Demiral? Fucking hell

Ranocchia a cute, A CUTE!

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woah easy there I got froggy on my fanta as a starter

>AMX

>Mad AMX
GO LECUTE GO

dutchies btfo

I like that grey polo a lot desu

Should i go full customer and buy this?

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That? No, look here
toffs.com/shop-by-team/football/european/ac-milan

Have sex

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Just wanted something warm to wear outside during night, saw it today in a local puma store. It's overpriced af tho (like everything else there)

Thats fair, just not a fan of the lower half. It looks like a thermal meant to be tuck in

That bottom band with puma branding is horrible

Don't let this distract you from the fact that all 3 of Napoli goals were De Lick's fault

YIKES

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I agree, i'd rather buy this hoodie as it looks more plain, but they don't sell them, only bright red version. Though i must say that i was surprised there was a Milan corner at all, not man city or bvb corner

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source

Usually im more into thrifting at times then buying from the stores. You can often find better deals and have better options as well. Not a fan of hoodies as much anymore desu

Aaaah yes Moise Kean with Moise Keane

Inter and Lazio win today right?

Maybe

do pirelli and sunin share the same owners ?

OF COURSHE

no why would you think that?

If you just want something to keep warm, just get a harrington thingy or something

Inter yes, it\s their year after all
Lazio will choke

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DAI DAI DAI LECUTE

Dubs and Lecuck crashes out

both are Chinese ?!

the next tsuu btw

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Dubs and Leclerc pulls an Hubert

Fuck off AMX

Dubs and LeCute wins our hearts

Pirelli is Italian and owned by the Moratti family

>krygistan

I have some news for you...

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homie..

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>Giovanni Lo Storto

>no dubs
he already won our hearts

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My fucking sides, I know how he feels

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

SI, FORZA LECLERC !

L E C U T E
E
C
U
T
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wew

>keeps stealing our hearts and minds
How does keep on getting away with it???

twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1168170276108013568

Milan on Rebic out of fucking nowhere according to Di Marzio, can't wait to add him to the list ofr transfers he announced that never happened (again)

...

Not his fault Maldini and boban are incompetent

Clubs can be in contact or negotiate without anything happening.

he didn't even name the ones they actually bought untill they were basically done deals tho

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Itll be a tie at 1

*concedes 2 goals at least*

this lazio team is unironically better than Inter, except maybe for the Conte meme factor

>Bild: "Jerome Boateng bought by Juve"

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I sing Lazio is on Fire to the melody of this

youtu.be/fbU1zYzD-Tw

>4231 with no DMs again
the absolute madman

W H Y
H
Y

>more old players with huge wages that will never fuck off once hey are past it
wtf is Paratici doing?

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>getting players Roma refused
Yikes

Yes, I'm sure it was Roma who refused him and not the other way round

not a fan of this meme
its just a 4-4-1-1 unless under, zaniolo and florenzi all swap round throughout the match in attacking and defensive phases

Wow, Inter really baited Milan to buy this shitter, hehe.

>After Giorgio Chiellini, now his Juventus teammate Mattia De Sciglio has also pulled out of the Italy squad, replaced by Inter’s Danilo D’Ambrosio.

noice.

Well Juve got Ronaldo who got refused by Napoli

We finna dab on Italy

hello yes is rebic any good?

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LAZIO IS ON FIRE CORRI LOTTA FACCI UN GOL
LAZIO IS ON FIRE FALLO PER LA CURVA NORD
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LALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALALALALA
LAZIO IS ON FIRE CORRI LOTTA FACCI UN GOL
LAZIO IS ON FIRE FALLO PER LA CURVA NORD
LALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALALALALA
LAZIO IS ON FIRE CORRI LOTTA FACCI UN GOL
LAZIO IS ON FIRE FALLO PER LA CURVA NORD
LALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALALALALA

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>this is Maldini's Mr. X

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Palermo just won its first match in Serie D against Marsala
we are coming back soon /seriea/ pepper your angus

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that's basically what every 4231 is

>Zappacosta out
jesus fucking christ

better than Castillejo and Borino at least

>it's real
the absolute state

Do you have any idea how much Boateng earns? That's why Roma rejected him. It was clearly an ironic post.

apparently its loan+obligation after a number of appearances for around 25m
not bad since they were asking inter for like 40m

>florenzi terzino
kek tucu im going to dab on him really really hard

>zaniolo
i see the meme is still alive and well

hope so
hes one of the fastest players in the Bundesliga, finally they sign someone fast
now its time to pray for Giampaolo to actually play him

im about to bet big on lazio. am i about to lose all my money?

>laziali cant fill the Tevere for a derby
Every fucking time. This split is so fucking retarded.

its gonna be a draw but you gain some fash points so youre good in my book

cringe

any stream?

Worst anthem in Serie A

Zappacosta out injured, Florenzi and Kluviert in

Yeah

go lazio.

LAZIO GRANDE LAZIO

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where?

C U T E

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I didn't even know Zappacosta played for Roma

giv green eye italian gfs

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stop piracy

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he's fast strong, has good dribbling and gets you those 10 or so goals per season, precisely what >we needed, he also has some balls something this team severly lacks. He's by no mean a world beater but a good addition.

>green eyes with freckles
There isnt a better combo that i am aware of

A LITERAL DEAD GUY

t. non ce vole sta

just bet for a lot of goals desu

Blue eyes, but maybe it's because I have green ones

>curly blonde hair
>green eyes
>cute nose
>tfw have a huge crush on a friend like that but she doesnt like me

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>Lazio fan base
Grim

I have as blue eyes myself, in sure yours are lovely user

oooh

They regret buying De Ligt

>espn
>lazio won first weekend and they have more fans
>thats why theyll win again

I got both Dzeko and Luis alberto so this better be a 3-3 or smth

RIPerino annonino, youll find someone cute

SO true

PALO

I've been told they are my best feature together with my eyebrows and shoulders

This audio mixing absolute trash as well.

twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1168193527752400897

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>arselel

>Le goal against Argentina man

oh my god
too good to be true
Suso next??????

the excitement was for getting rid of Silva

what a pass from sergej

Perfect.
Let's just play 4-3-3 with Suso for one more year. It's good enough and there's not much time to get a decent replacement for Suso.

Bitches love a good ass as well. Eyelashes go a long way too. Just remember to do your diddly lifts !

no thank you
Suso is a cancer

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my lazio are in total control desu

Can't wait for the Boateng half-bros derby

Immobille rivals Suso for how shit he is with following through with anything lol

about that...

lol

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how is it even possible to be this incompetent

>you
Mdrr

OH NONONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

BASED SERB

SO COLD

>dzeko clearly targets the arm of the defender
>penalty
is this league a joke?

if i was a coach i would make the team practise to aim handballs in the box

sweet sweet fanta points

Why can’t roma have a decent shirt?

With these retarded handball changes, Baggio's old trick is the meta

nazi larpers btfo

>Imagine having a coach who shaves his chest

Based traitor

kek wtf

>jj stunting the turk and de lighton with Boateng
yes I would like that

some dickhead said its useless to spend on defenders so traded kolarov out. he has now 2 goals. reeeeeee

handball punishments should be reworked, it should only be a penalty if the ball was headed on goal imo

>IMMOBILE

KEK

lazzari is super impressive. lazio found another godtier wingback

>immobilel

defenders are useful only if they score, no matter how shit they actually are, and generally you should never field more than 3 so you just get a couple that score often like mancini, milenkovic, kolar and fill the rest of the spots with shitters that always start

>that immobile fanta owner feel

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

4 trollposts already :DDD

>found
only idiots didn't rate him at SPAL

>buying someone who will never finish
He had the most missed opportunities last year. You are a fool

>activate the sticky posts

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KEK

>THIS GAME

KINO

This is scripted

Who the fuck made the goals shorter?

this is dumb
1)in many cases there's no way to tell where the ball was headed
2) good crosses are sometimes more dangerous than shots

fifth post :DD

KEK WHAT A GAME FELLAS

Dear ESPN,

Can these announcers

Thank you,
user

lmao

and again

what even is this

Soulless: North London Derby
Soul: This

Lazio should just restart the game desu

as for 1) VAR technically helps and yeah I agree about crosses, but at times it's really dumb, see the CL final for example. Maybe make it so that it's not a penalty if the player who shot is really close to the defender?

holy shit this must be some kind of record

Imagine watching the zoomer derby over this one

shut up

>someone at home who has nothing better to do
based commentators calling upon Yea Forums autists to do stats work for shots hitting the post

Why is calcio so good this year?

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Its capeshit, this is kino

>get close, arms wide open
>Almost impossible to shot
It's fine like that. Just put your arms behind your back if you don't want to provoque a penalty

>Maybe make it so that it's not a penalty if the player who shot is really close to the defender?
this was the case untill now, but even then what's really close? And how do you measure that? And if it's really close but like saving in front of an open net?

>he doesn't rate Matteo "the Calcio guy" Bonnetti

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they put in some good performances in the CL too to be fair

This is another golden era

>Zaniolo goes on the ball
>Luis felipe goes into a slide on Zaniolo
>Yellow and they even bitch

guida is a deadbrainlet

studs first.. zaniolo out

Lazio should buy Nerman and Dybala

I guess you're right, there is no easy solution to that

Literally capeshit

can these lazio girls ever not cry and bitch about literally everything

>capeshit

kluivert has beautiful eyes no homo

Diawara/Veretout when?

Where is stream for Nazio vs Roma?

Why does Lazio go full retard in the box?

why is Antonelli playing in goal for Roma?

Leave alone based pau lopez

tfw can't watch Lazio vs Roma kino

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seriea has the better product but they lack in presentation
compare the colors, sound, and crowd appearances to this match

>say not to piracy fra
>buy espn+ fra
>all serie A games fra
and still need to stream this game because the cunts of espn only have it on their cable channels

The crowd is far better

>Florenzi down holding his knee
uh oh

> twf I support Roma because is the only team using young promising italian players.
DAJE ROMA!

what is the chances created website that shows what the real score should (is) be

You're a fucking retard. This crowd is authentic and real not like the fake shit full of subhuman customers that you see in Ingerland

Why Roma didn't bought Izzo?

the crowd is better but it doesn't appear that way on tv
in eplel the crowd is closer to the pitch and the stands are almost always full
makes for a better presentation

A BLACK???!

>first Chiellini
>then De Sciglio
>now Florenzi
Armenian agents have infiltrated the Serie A

it would appear that he's responsible for defense as well...

I DID THE same. whys this? i noticed the roma game last weekend was on espn2 as well

I think Fiorentina has more young, promising italians tbqh ngl

I dont disagree
see ->

Based

the only real loss here is Chiellini

It has been since the last 25 years

Only boring years were both Milan dominating 2007-2012

sms is a literal who
shouldve sold him when we had the chance

Who is sms?

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Serie A being bad is anglo propaganda trying to sell their shit product

Milinkovic

Short message service.

Because Petrachi went to work with Roma before ending his contract with Torino and made Cairo seethe

lol whys the stadium so fuckin empty

irrelevant teams

Ladies and gentlemen, your 18/19 Serie A midfielder of the year

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That was a penalty with every kind of rule you can asspull, portobro.
Tickets are split unevenly. Lazio gets most of the stadium since they're the home team, but they're unable to fill it. Roma doesn't even get the whole curva because distinti (the empty part next to curva sud) are used as a buffer zone. It used to be half and half but retards kept fighting in tribuna Tevere (the stands in front of you when you're watching from TV)

who knows why but is dumb since sometime it is a marque match

yes down with the bankers and their masters

>4 inside posts
>none of it went out
Immobile shot was entirely his fault, being one on one with the Pau Lopez

goalposts GOAT so far

>Offloading Silva for Rebic
Ok when is boban going to sign a good player for once?

>diabolik doesnt bring someone with him as a palo so he doesnt get killed
>this happens

It's a decent signing though. He can play SS and LW.

for me, it's the post

In really starting to get upset about the amount of people shaving their chests

Shaving the balls is much more convenient

Bro, chest hair is sort of bothersome, same as armpit and ball hair.
TRIM LIFE.

Fucking, this

>Di Marzio

cutie alert

Brehs
Someone post it

What the hell is your SO supposed to play with then?

> TRIM LIFE
> GAY LIFE

I take esrogen pills so I don't really grow body hair anymore

This is the true redpill

I shave most of it, especially the nipples. I just let some hairs in between my pecs because I have a gap and it looks better with some hairs.

what and then you just have hairy legs and exposed balls?

Everton and James in r-right?

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Queer

Fonseca really has to do something about those beige pants tho

more like laser life. fuck hair. full body hair removal. BALD LIFE

With my solid body.

A swede calling me gay, heh.

ah thanks for the explanation

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Wtf in my stream the announcers disappeared

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His pants are fine, it just clashes with all the white. He needs more color with rhe pants. Blue suede loafers would do him well.

Idk, its quite nice when they twirl your chest hair around

No. He has one more of week of Ibiza in him.

I also trim the hairs in between my pecs and on my abs (4mm), my pubes (7mm), shave the beginning of my shaft and waxe my ass.

What now?

A S T R I D

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fuck off shitvert

For me it's Bianca

What kind of electric trimmer do you use? Give recs.

MAKE NEW THREAD

No u

>Bianca

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zaniolo kek

>zanioshit

It's just a cheap one, Babyliss. It does my beard too.

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I actually meant to buy the BaByliss E837E X-10, maybe it's actually good then.

fukken lazio score sum faken goals

...

LUISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LAZIOOOOOOOOOO.

lazzio was way better in first half imo

AUSCHWITZ LA VOSTRA PATRIA
I FORNI LE VOSTRE CASE

Based Nazio

It's ok but you don't have 0.5 precision with that one, only each 1mm. Not that it matters much.

Your new logo is still fucking awful

just came back
ayyyy its 1:1, lets go

zaniolo is so slow jesus christ
he should model himself being the next montolivo rather than anyone who would play up front

Those Inter kits are making my boipukki ovulate desu...

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Gib

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