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Everyone under this post is gay

based

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shall

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I don’t want to be gay

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Haha look at this homo

based swedofinns.

If a fennoswede has babby with swedofinn what is babby

an abomination in the eyes of god

hopefully a stillbirth

extremely rude

It comes out as either fully finnish, or fully swedish. 50/50 chance

They are too weak to survive the sauna trial.

:thingkenemoji:

Elsa Hosk

gonna play some nhl 19 lads

me in the background
>laffs

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Is this the thread?

me with the kane
>jests

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It always was

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I want to believe

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>tfw no /hoc/ couronne tournament

idk what that is

it's like billiard, but for people who can't afford a billiard table

finland is gay

hockey is not a poor mans sport

okay?

Hockey is for everyone

so we would have a billiards tournament

a hockey player is not the same thing as a /hoc/ poster though, let's be real here

but we all played hockey, right?

your naivety is adorable

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If bulju doesn't sign a deal before december, is he free to play for any NHL team in 2020 - 2021?

yup

Waiting for the dude man. Watching college football. Posting on hoc.

How? They gave him a qualifying offer

I admit, I answered the question knowing that I didn't fully know all the rules. I am so sorry for this.

Rumor has it Canes boutta acquire both Buljong and Laine

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my cock would fucking explode if ever saw bulaaho line in nhl

>Florida state.
Go boise desu

well, thank you
hats off to Tallahassee, they sure a shit didn't make this one a easy W

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>blue field
Worst meme ever

Grizz look like they got this SD team
>those chubby coyote cheerlubbers

how many teams in the Big Sky play indoors??
vandals and bengals, and the Yotes?
>smurf turf durfderherher

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Offensive line is downright...offensive

>sneed

Yotes aren't Big Sky. NAU has a dome too.

oh shit my bad
SD is in the missoo valley con or something else
thanks, I figured that out

>NAU has a dome
why?

>/athletes/

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We may never know

i can't wait till college ice gets started

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it's probably cause Flagstaff is windy as fuck and cold as fuck in the dead of winter, arizona desert be damned

I went to a game in Missoula when it was below zero at kickoff
They're just pussies

yeah, I mean, of course that's the case
>i wonder what other people in other threads are saying about college handegg
I wonder if they miss ice, too

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>Broncos got a W
>vandals look like shit playing in Beaver
it was a good day

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>no one talking about hockey
>it's just some Idahoans trying to pretend that Boise State is relevant in the college football world
call me back when mountain west does anything relevant

i'm finished if you had some relevant to say about hockey, sir
I'll get back with if Boise does anything real great

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SIGN RANTANEN YOU COWARDS

i'm back

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Ordering now because it's going to take 1 1/2 hours to deliver

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the baby is a black man named muhammad

#CancelFinland

#FinlandWasAMistake

>moohamad chang

imagine finland and sweden players drafter around 2030 will all be black, kek

>Finns, descendants of Mongols
>Now blacked
Why can't natives live in peace in Binland?

>THIS SUMMER
>THE HOTTEST NEW PORN SITE ON EARTH
>F I N N 'D
it's just bulju talking like spurdo to girls until they decide to have sex with him so they can get out of the studio

>finland 90% white
>sweden 85% white
don't worry we are still white while there might not be a white person left in american countries.

>finland
>""""white""""
nice try chang

>Finland and Sweden almost 95% white countries
>canada 80% asians
>america 80% black/hispanic
nice try

>days are getting darker and darker

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like your population

>still over 20c

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this post is to let finland and sweden that the black/mongol posting is humorous shitposting, i still love them

will be 25c tomorrow here
in september

perfect temperature

>20°C in montreal right now

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remember when you are sweating, there will be a finn sweating here as well.

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i sweat in +10c weather
i hate heat so much

I think I have hyperhidrosis or something

scandinavian anons, do you ever throw sick parties across the triple border sometimes? what are the parties like?

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it's a swamp

this might be the leafiest question i ever saw on this site

>it's a swamp
>mfw

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babby petey looks a bit like stamkos

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looks comfy, but it must be freezing most of the year, it's pretty far up north

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can't wait for those cold sunny windy days

the summer hit song in québec was literallty a song about asking people in the street if the temperature is chilly, and if you'd be good in a hoody

youtube.com/watch?v=_whvVXX0hCk

>wake up
>another american mass shooting

why do americans love their guns so much bros

compensating

>Texas
god dammit

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And thus it's september, and summer is finally at an end.
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It's still August though

That's where you're wrong

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them digits don't lie

trips, plz tell us whats going on in the future

I'm sure you are

Not much. Feels pretty similar to the end of august if I'm being honest.

these posts are GOOD

these posts are BAD

Did they fire fireworks in Sweden today?They did here

>tfw one of your posts is both good and bad

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god damn lads i just visited bestgore after over a year and i must say that i'll never ever visit brazil

Not that I know of. Is it some finnish tradition to do it on the last day of summer?

Laine for Svechnikov

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the finnish tradition is to get black out drunk on cheap vodka every day that isn't Feb. 29th

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>feb 29th
>teemu selänne's birthday
huh, so that's why he didn't bust

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Kys

i've seen that 3 guys 1 hammer, some cartel videos, muzzie beheadings, but ultimately it's not something i ever consistently look for. can't understand people who lurk rekt/gore threads all day

>had two weeks off /hoc/ for some shenanigans
>Laine STILL hasn't signed while I've been away
Starting to sweat

i used to have a morbid curiosity and was an edgy teenager so i would visit ogrish and rottendotcom to show my friends, now i just swing by a rekt thread once or twice a year and can't stand it

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i also eat ass

munchen

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he said ass not pusy

>I didn't mention it either

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fair point

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2020 is when we all get hockey loving gfs lads

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we're all gonna make it

god damn I love when Sweden (You)'s me

I hate it, personally.

I hate you, personally.

Love everyone but brackspic and randy
Simple as

look at the numbers

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ch-ch-checked!

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ok now this is the post
might I also propose tbg

approved

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This is the post

holy fucking BASED

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>2 weeks

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Notice how they doll themselves up and put up bright lights and bright background decoration and pink cutesy rugs etc.

It's all to give off this impression of being "such a pretty princess and I'm just so valuable and cute and look at me"

Do men actually give a shit about twinkly lights? No. Only a retard would be impressed by that shit-- "ooh shiny! hurr durr"
Do men actually like pink rugs as opposed to black or brown or green or what-the-fuck ever? No.
Does it turn men on? No. Men are into girls' bodies, not bright paint on walls or pink rugs or pink vibrators.

So why would a camwhore do this?
Pure, utter, narcissism.

The whole point of the decor etc. is to make _themselves_ feel great.
It's not about serving the audience (bunch of losers wanking off). It's about massaging their own egos.
This is why they stare at the screen showing what the camera sees instead of looking at each other or touching each other or even just looking down at the vibrators--- it's because they're doing that same thing like in American Psycho where he's looking at himself while he's fucking the whores.

Sure, these two are physically extremely attractive...
But now it's all completely ruined for me because I can't get over what complete pieces of shit they are.

I mean, why give money or attention to whores that aren't even good at being whores?
Why not go find one that doesn't ruin everything with her shit personality and attitude?
Would you go to a play with bad actors?
Of course not! So why give bad whores any attention?

The whole internet is filled up with porn. There's no need to allow whores to be lazy.
Make them at least fucking work for it and deliver the goods instead of just sitting their fake-moaning and doing it poorly while they masturbate their own egos while you pay for it.

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>Preseason starts this week
>Laine, Rantenen and Marner still not signed

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>rags

Sakic is probably trying to shop Rantanen

does someone want to Ps this for karpat?

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It's actually probably them waiting for Marner to sign before they finalize anything.

they all agreed to come and blast a few clappers in my beer league next week before signing

Somehow contracted the flu. Feeling weak.

*sips ginger tea*

will they make the playoffs?

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dubs says no

get well soon norge

My buddy is in Midland and I haven't heard if he's ok yet =[

fffffffprrrrppphhhthhhh
*sniff sniff*
Thank you fren. Your kindness is greatly appreciated and shan't be forgotten.

yes

>w-what are you doing kippers?
>why are you taking off your pants?
>*unzips pants*
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFPFPFPFPFFFFFFF
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFPFPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>OH NO I THINK I RUINED MY PANTIES

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based

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still better than anime

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>there's gonna be real hockey on again soon
See you guys next spring

Here we are in the final days of off season, /hoc/...

How do you feel?

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

like i've been in the purgatory for a thousand years

eager

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>95112868
>comfy is just a code word for boring desu
How it going, m8?
You ready for ice? been a long time...

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>>Christmas is August

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based

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who wants to erp?

If you download your data from Google you can see all the hockey and ice related posts you've made

just sent in my janny application lads. wish me luck.

youtu.be/-ed6UeDp1ek

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Thought you applied yesterday, they turn you down?

whats the going rate these days?

i was too nervous to submit it

Never be nervous to volunteer your service!

C

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W

A

R

Q

so close, yet so far

based Hurricanes legend Cam Warq

Cam Warq, now THAT was a player

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>good ol' Saskatoon boy Cam Warq

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Holy shit Cam Warq is so overrated

cam warq is a preety cool guy. eh kills stanley cups and doesn't affraid of any puck

Cam Warq is fucking scar machine

Matt Murray is just Cam Warq 2.0

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did you know that cam warq is actually bulju's father, after winning the cup in 2006 he got drunk in europe and fugged 17 girls in a row

So who Bulju Mama???

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LICK

THE

BENCH

&

>cam warq is a sex machine

TAINT

STOP SCREAMING IN /hoc/, THIS IS A NICE QUIET THREAD

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ASS

>cam warq owes me 50 bucks

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Having a beer while I wait for the hockey

>cam warq just texted me that 50 bucks
champion

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>cam warq has more wins than carey price

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What site is that?
They misspelled his name.

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>cam warq is the only man that can drink against the grain and win

>23 less wins
>Two less seasons
I mean, yea he has more but unless Price shits the bed for two 11 win seasons it won't stand

>less
FEWER

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>/hoc/

>a community

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why did nobody tell me about this /hoc/? I was in the other one posting for hours.

you failed the test miserably user

that's hilarious
I think there are three today

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>for every one

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do lienay and bulju still talk?

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I... I thought I lost you

It's alright... we're here for (You)

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did you hear about our lord and savior, cam warq?

me too
cheers lad
youtube.com/watch?v=EAFUhY-5tE4

I'm thinking arbys

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in yuma rn drinking a modelo chelada tamarindo picante

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maybe I’ll drive down from vegas for some knights/yotes games and we can party

Kys

hell yeah

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Don't forget to invite hard hat. Apparently he lives pretty close to the arena; maybe he'll let you crash at his place.

omg.....that boy is ADORABLE!!!!

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Still not sure where the hockey is... might have a third beer. Hope hockey gets here soon

had a burger and some wings at the spike

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hockey

heh dog

gross

>Hope hockey gets here soon
Tonight at 1 am Eastern.
Bears vs. Thunder.

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heh dog n frog

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I think if each division NHL gave out golden sticks a la MLB(ore) Laine and ashcielfele would be both best in central

tripping baslllsss

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that's a big dog

newfies have webbed toes
great swimmers

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TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK MY FLYLELS ARE GONNA DO THIS SEASON /hoc/!!! RIGHT NOW!!!

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wanna try again?

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>1975

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Me on right

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miss playoffs, pick 10th

10 points out of second wild card

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me on the left
:3

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luckily going to 711 is

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had burger king chicken fries today

I think I need to have a long talk with the solid 7 lads
t. Dumpster user

What did she do?
Some ho shit?
The kind of ho shit that you should've fucking expected out of the kind of girl who does coke and gets pussy-popped behind A FUCKING DUMPSTER?

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>le post the same 5kb gifs every thread

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For me, it's webms.

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She’s getting too clingy to be honest. Thought she was cooler than that.

youtu.be/tfmAcng7mo0

user did you fugg the autismo grill?

>She’s getting too clingy to be honest. Thought she was cooler than that.
>disliking that someone else likes you
ha ha what the fuck

Is the problem more specifically that her affection for you is making her controlling, or that she's becoming more intrusive in other things that don't involve her?
Or are you honestly just annoyed that she's around more than she used to be and that she likes you? Would you really prefer her to be distant and noncommittal and not give a shit about you?

>Thought she was cooler than that.
This usually means
>wtf I thought she could just read my mind and know exactly what I wanted, when, and how often
>why isn't she meeting expectations that I haven't actually shared with her?

I hope that's what the "long talk" is meant to clear up.

imagine treating women more then just a thing to stick your dick in lol

youtube.com/watch?v=gmqpQb6x74M

imagine being incapable of love

implying you stick your cock in women

this is /hoc/, not /incel/

It’s like shit shortie we hung out and boned a few times you already want me to spend every waking second together like shit nigga let’s just hang out once a week and shit

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go be black somewhere else
everything that you type is one trashy mess after another
like god damn dude

In about an hour it will be September and Marner, Laine and Pulju are all unsigned.

Can't fathom love. My ideal relationship? Hard to explain. I'd have two at once I suppose. One that insists of a girl that stays in a spare bedroom with an en suite that just gets all her food delivered through a window and exists for when I want pleasure; and one that sits on my back deck staring through the window waiting around the clock with puppy dog eyes, never bothering me but lusting for me 24/7 365, for when I want to feel desired.

we're doing coke and banging hookers tonight, the boys will sign tomorow

time is trippy dude

just made an informed hockey related post on reddit

jew

it was a joke dude.

Basically - I really do like her a lot. I spent a lot of time at her place and her dogs are super cool and cute. We spent an entire day together when I had time off doing cool things. But I have other friends and obligations and also plans made weeks ago and she’s already annoyed I didn’t cancel every weekend plan to spend every second together. I told her when I had time and she just kept asking questions after I explained I don’t have much free time but am willing to give her any I have.

should i go to the local bar see hte local degenerates lads

imagine, for a moment, that you raised chickens
a lot of people do, you don't even have to be on a farm or something
so, since you'd want to keep your hens around for the eggs, you'd probably only kill the roosters to eat
imagine, then, that you had a rooster in your chicken coop
this rooster could be called "yours"
if you were to kill this rooster, pluck it, trim it, and then cook it, you could make it into a meal
and then, if you were to share this chicken dish with a woman, and she ate it...
you could, in that instance, say that you "stuck your cock in her"

imagine

get a load of dr phil over here

nice

they're also a thing for kissing. I unironically prefer making out to sex

>But I have other friends and obligations and also plans made weeks ago
Reasonable.
>and she’s already annoyed I didn’t cancel every weekend plan to spend every second together
Unreasonable on her part, even though if she's really fallen for you, I can at least understand the urge on her end.
>I told her when I had time and she just kept asking questions after I explained
This is when we enter "yikes" territory.
I'm still amazed that a girl who lets someone drop a digit on her behind a fucking dumpster has any expectations at all.

user you've got a good heart

Laughing really hard at toronto

>user you've got a good heart
I know.
But so far, all it's given me is pain.

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>friday night
>drunk
>lets check out /hoc/

Don't like waht I'm seeing so far, I come here to get away from the wife, not talk about your imaginary gf.

I'd just like to take a moment to thank Marc Bergevin once again.

I've stopped doing that because they all want to spill their fucking guts and I'll do the same and its just unwanted. Also I'll end up doing coke

Yeah so is it wrong to say >I can hang out after work and can stay up late Monday
That’s literally me offering free time when I could be shitposting

Aussie hockey in just two more hours, m8.

>I've stopped doing that because they all want to spill their fucking guts and I'll do the same and its just unwanted. Also I'll end up doing coke
literally me

I'm struggling to imagine how she could come up with objections to that.

in the words of Tom Waits "christ you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy"

yeah that’s why I’m annoyed that she’s fiending to be with me all the fucking time

need to go to sleep for church tomorrow morning tho

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>wagies indirectly pay for this content
When Don's done CBCs done. Simple as

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Pretty sure Don got fired this summer

>autism awareness
Shant be hating on that.

will ron the cuck get canned too?

im done being nice to sweden

T

H

>Kirche
>im Jahre zweitausend neunzehn
jikes

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>bar user meets girl
>hooks up with solid 7 by dumpster
>she likes him a lot
>user likes her too
>too clingy he says because she wants to always be there
>user will let a free gf go then complain about no gf
We all agree and can end this yeah?

You forgot the part where they're both cokeheads.

he's waiting for a qt french canadian gf

Aren't we all?

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i live in montreal but stay in kek

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>oregon
>ducks
lmao

Lifelong dream thank you Quebec user
youtu.be/aXytIBSUUQ8

dude no bullshit I'm 90% sure I know this girl. She's Italian not French. Looks way too much like her for it not be her

Jesus christ I'm so lonely.
Make the hockey come back and take my pain away.

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you're never lonely with /hoc/

College football is gay

fuck the pain away

fun fact: i appear in this videoclip of dld in the first 15 seconds

i'm a turboretard, forgot link youtube.com/watch?v=_zvluu4fup4

havent had a drink since february and i still hate when people ask why i stay sober. i don’t know how to reply “well i have shit self-discipline and gluttony problems and it gets even worse when im drunk so i just drink until i pass out and then go on a 5 day bender to try to put off the hangover thanks for asking.” i should just say im a muslim or something

lad its so hard for me to say which is my favorite video
I like the idea of a Quebec house party during
youtu.be/5qnQ21Vsl18

I know that feel, user.
>hey, want to come drinking with us?
>I don't drink.
>wh... what do you mean you don't drink???
>I just don't.
They leave you alone eventually.

ya ok

that clip is just great, love that song it rocks so fucking hard

arm tats wearing the cut off black t-shirt on the left? Also "Y-en-a-tu qui aime loco locass?" lol

IMAGINE having tattoos

dude it’s my favorite. that songs up to like 173k plays I easily did 10000 myself I fucking love the lyrics, jam and video I can never merci you enough

I've never fucked her or anything I went to highschool with her and we are still part of the same circle of friends. she's gotten around in university lemme tell ya

ya ok

>I won't be coming drinking with you, I only drink alone in the basement

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>she's gotten around in university lemme tell ya
oh mais non non non
quel indigne

>Y-en-a-tu qui aime loco locass
even better, the show before this had a featuring from jérémy gabriel kek also i'm not arm-tat guy,
great stuff, hope you get to see them play it live someday, they're wild

just woke from drunk nap

based. that's what i tell people when i get invited out. im an alcoholic and prefer to drink alone.

time to drink lad

fuck I love the Quebecois

quebec loves you guys, but we'd also love to have our own country, we'd be best buds

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i just think it’s incredible a French Canadian band singing in English plays American rock and roll.
Music used to be about getting your dick sucked and fucking shit up.

grim thought

probably would but I don't drink at home
guess i'm the bizarro version of the rest of /hoc/

Last I heard, one of the stipulations for letting Quebec secede was that they pay off their provincial debt, but they couldn't because they were broke as fuck.

I wish I was French so I was exempt from diversity.

Nobody understands that. I'm not even an alcoholic. I just prefer hanging out with the company of those I enjoy, and although there's more to the list than just me, Im the sole occupant of the top tier.

I'd rather drink with people, but I'm broke, and bars are fucking expensive as shit. Especially the ones run by brown people who water down all of their liquor.

music brings out the best in people, turns out lots of people love cocaine, hookers, and booze

There are two types of alchols, type A and type B. I forget which is which, but one type are social drunks, one type are non social drunks.

Chads know this

/hoc/ is probably the most chad board on all of the four channels

Find a local pub, not some trendy bar full of faggots and college kids. Also pre game and or bring a flask.

>I'm not even an alcoholic
Sure thing pal.

Don't think so.

Alcoholics/alcoholism doesn’t exist, it’s a meme.

if you're an alcohol and you drink alcohol, is that like cannibalism?

For sure, I drink a bottle of vodka every night, sometimes two. But I'm a fully functioning adult, for sure I don't have any problems.

i'm not an alcoholic user, i'm an alcohol

...

RANDY

Dad keeps finding new shows about fictitious female prisons. Not sure what it means or if I should be looking into it

you're an alcohol

I'm so lonely. Don't work from home unless you already have friends because now I don't ever see other people.

threadly reminder that the 21st amendment was a mistake

watching aew out of boredom

is your mom happens to be in jail?

1.buy cocaine
2. call hookers

Has he seen Jailbait from 2014?
The lead part is played a big titty hapa model.

Thought it was over. I used to watch a lot of wrestling but can't remember the last time I actually watched it. Yet I listen to Dave Meltzer every morning.

doesn't make you less lonely

Muslimpilled

do you share your cocaine with the hookers?

society runs on coffee and sleeps on alcohol

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a lil

horrible thread

ATTENTION:
>rags

cocaine is for rank degenerates

you forgot benzos opiates and amphetamines. but yeah

They let you kiss them if you do

The shitskins are unironically right about a thing or two. Alcohol is one of them.

smells like piss in here all of a sudden

>crags

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He said society, not the dregs of society.

hookers all want heroin nowadays

Awful lot of homos in here

i trying to quit drinking about 6 years of very heavy drinking so I take 2 benadryl to fall asleep every night

based Satan trying to get people to get herpes

Which Cup-less NHLer deserved one the most?

nothing wrong with replacing one vice with another

you should probably wash your upper lip

lunongo

Bobby Lou

That's even more retarded

Darren Dreger is a standup guy

imagine agreeing with angry house wives

Probably the only insider worth a shit since Sportsnet fired John Shannon

jack johnson

>so I take 2 benadryl to fall asleep every night
That's totally fine.
Diphenhydramine HCl is sold by itself as a sleep aid, and when I talked to my doctor about it he said that it's completely fine to take for as long as you want.

why

do you drink it with sprite?

yeah I just get the big bottle of store brand benadryl since it's say cheaper than the sleeping pills which are the exact same thing

I drank every night for about the same time, maybe a year or two longer. Quitting has been shockingly easy. It probably helped that I started getting massive, unmanageable hangovers last year and had to start weaning myself off before deciding to just give it up altogether.

Because you're still fucking up your liver, and benadryl is not meant as a sleep aid.

Cocaine based oxys based liquor based gays cringe cricket cringe tripfags cringe hockey based janny cringe don cherry based wintergreen based cherry skol based fat chicks cringe baseball cringe

>American doctors

These are the same doctors that created an opiod addiction epidemic because they prescribed them like candy while being paid by pill manufactures.

wait why would they fire him? fucking sportsnet

benadryl gives me night terrors and I feel like absolute dogshit for the next two days

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

smokin weed smokin weed

doin coke

drinkin beers

drinkin beers beers beers

rollin fatties

smokin blunts

who smokes the blunts?

/hoc/ smokes the blunts

cringe

really unimpressed by the missed quads fellas

Tfw might have an MFF threeway tonight

>uh let me get a nickel bag

That shit inevitably fucks up relationships. Only do it if you've already checked out, and be ready for it to end.
>no, it'll be different for me, i can handle it
Literally everyone thinks this going in.

they are dumping the people with actual experience to replace them with zoomer faggots fresh out of broadcasting school

kypreos and doug maclean I get. People genuinely didn't like those guys.

But Shannon was their legit insider, equivalent to Dreggar and Mckenzie at TSN. It was dumb to fire him.

sure thing there bud

pics or it didn't happen

snorting pills is so fucking fun lads

bull is over at brackets house rn

Never knew that Shannon was an insider.

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>15 bucks little man
>nevermind i'll just get it for 8 from the niggers across the street

Already done it before you weak willed pussy
Oh I'll take pics if it does m8. This isnt my first rodeo

Where do you think he got all of those jerseys and hats?

Canadian NEETbux.

>JUNGLE LOVE

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MMF is the patrician 3 way

>95117875
t. homosexual

For me it’s holding it in at a public place then silently cutting a good Mitch Marner and then walking away

Only if you are also having MFF. Keeps the balance. No homo shit though

"the younger generation is not watching broadcast sports! hire zoomers who know instagram!" then you end up with 90% of the show dedicated to twitter and instagram posts from athletes read off by women and still nobody watches

imagine the bulju dreams finland must be having right now

>disappoint 2 girls
or
>Satifys a single girl to the extreme than joke with your bro about what a slut she is

Everytime someone says MMF I think of Manitoba Metis Federation and picture three chugs going at it in a parkade. Gross

that's how sam and randy were concieved

hot

more likely clearing out some space for gender neutral analysts. they cant have this all wh*teman panel anymore.

This one time when I was elementary-school-aged, maybe very early middle school, I squeezed myself behind a vending machine and just hid there because I was so uncomfortable with being where I was and with the people I was with.
Then my sister found me and tried to coax me out even though I just wanted to be left alone and everything just got worse.

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>not a MMM

lol

>not a MMMM and a puck

no wonder you are here on a saturday night

>why yes, i do prefer MMM 3ways

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>5 on 4 getting pucks deep

thats just a circlejerk and hes already in one

I made plans to watch the game tomorrow and I'm already regretting it

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What game?

getting it ready, cuck?

Apparently, no.
I was just a kid who didn't know how to deal with shit so I got overwhelmed.
Glad I can laugh about it now.

Labour day classic of course

i feel like winning an Art Ross guys

I'm a boomer so I still enjoy listening to AM radio, thefan590. They are firing all the boomers hosts from there as well as replacing them with zoomer retards. It is literally like listening to a twitter thread out loud

>Here's my take on this
>This is my hot take on that
>Anon775 on twitter thinks this
>Anon555 on twitter thinks that
>Host 1 makes a Seinfeld reference
>Host 2 "LOL we are the same age and your are making a reference no one will get, what are you an old man"

It's insufferable. They recently fired Bob Mccown, my favorite host and the face and flagship of the station for 30 years.(if any americans are reading this, it's basically similar to firing Mike Francesa) He was literally the only reason I still listened to the station. Coincidentally, John Shannon was also a frequent guest on his show. His show is now hosted by a guy named Richard Dietrich, who is pretty good, but he is a native New Yorker and literally only joined the show to work with Bob. He'll be gone soon.

Something rotten is festering at Sportsnet.

they are going to bring in huawei™ drones

good luck user we're rooting for u

Soon
youtube.com/watch?v=OYFsN4ZPB6w

How embarrassing is that their #1 sponsor is the currently the cause of major diplomatic rows in both the US and Canada, to the point the US is considering banning their phones, and that there are literally Canadians rotting in Chinese jail because we did the US an egg and arrested an executive from the company.

>Find a local pub
All of the local pubs are run by brown people here. I'll only trust going to a chain like Boston Pizza/Montanas/etc. At least there when I drink a shot of vodka it burns, it doesn't taste somewhat refreshing.

>some people online are saying
>the fans believe
>speculation in the _______ community
>this is just like game of thrones
>I don't really watch mainstream news, but I heard from Vice he's a bit problematic outside the rink
NOOOOOOPE

fuck they hushed that one up, I was led to believe McCown had retired not been fired. definitely a lot of BS behind the scenes. I'd be fine with ROgers burning to the ground with no survivors personally

youtube.com/watch?v=RwdcbBdOA3o

it's downright shameful. I don't know how I can sit and watch "HOCKEY NIGHT PRESENTED BY HUAWEI" this year

nhl.com/news/metropolitan-division-best-team-round-table/c-308760730
>people still buy the penguins
>that one fucker who believes in the flyers

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humetna

bonsoir

They fired McCown? Dear god, it's like these executive idiots want everything to burn. I'm beginning to think they legitimately are monkeys on typewriters at this point.

Huawei suomi

hiva hamenta Peka

the fuck is sportsnets problem? how much you want to bet that they will add in a women to their broadcast crew just to stay trendy and shit