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pavement
tool
my two favourite indie rock bands

nigeria rising

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Japan rising

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the virgin japan
the chad south korea

Any county cricket on tonight, anyone watching anything?

Keith Coventry dissects the value of the front foot defence in the subcontinent ASMR

>tfw no large bottomed African American spinner GF

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sebbo disects the taco bell 8 layer burrito business idea ASMR

do you have a better version of this image? I would like to see their feet better

based sebbo the childless boomer

Redpill me on Indians, why do they all have the same facial hair?

windies letting the game slip away here

people like Hashim Amla and Maharaj

why do asians immigrate to south africa.. just seems really random

No mate it's pretty old sorry

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her only good song

For me, it's attempting a runout on every ball and smashing the stumps.

>In 1976, in his first run for public office, Hatch was elected to the United States Senate, defeating Democrat Frank Moss, a three-term incumbent.[10] Hatch criticized Moss's 18-year tenure in the Senate, saying, "What do you call a Senator who's served in office for 18 years? You call him home."[11] Hatch ran on the promise of term limits[12] and argued that many Senators, including Moss, had lost touch with their constituents.

>Orrin Grant Hatch (born March 22, 1934) is an American attorney, retired politician, and composer who served as a United States Senator from Utah for 42 years (1977–2019). He is the longest-serving Republican U.S. Senator in history and the longest-serving U.S. Senator from Utah in history.

WHAT did he mean by this?

find it very weird that people who are 6 ' 5'' browse the internet
the internet was built for manlets

at the beach lads

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Letting India add so much for the 8th wicket will be seen as a mistake, Mark my words

Spanish and Turkish are good, Chinese and S.Korean aren't actual languages.

a lot of pixels packed into that fivehead

>steve smith was out for 23 in the tour match
ummm lads???

Lads, my son has an undescended testicle and he's having an operation to lower it next week. I get it's a routine op, but it gives me the creeps. You don't want anyone to take a knife straight to the nutsack, let alone your own little boy

clean my feces you lanky cunt

Good lord man have you lost your mind

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>my son

stopped reading there

ahh god damn, why does she obliterate those qt freckles in every picture?

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Joe Root is prettier than this slag

pretty average

If its foundation or Photoshop Idk, but why she or someone else does it is beyond me. Ofc freckles do come and go.

t. Cumbrains

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>letting pissant get a 50
windies utterly cooked

pretty average post

I DON'T LIKE CRIKET

if i was prime minister i would make football illegal and make cricket part of the national curriculum. also i would eliminate all zero hour working contracts and make the working week a 4 day one. also i would replace god save the queen with the welsh national anthem with the lyrics upped a bit . also i would have the royal family eliminated

Fuck you. Wales belongs to the Anglo.

based, based, based then cringe

if I was prime minister I would eliminate all bad things and keep all the good things, at the same time I would also reduce taxes but increase public spending

If I was prime minister I would make sure cricket becomes the dominant sport on the plant, make the hiding of freckles illegal, and trade away Scotland for Hong Kong.

Reckon Windies will rack up 700-5 declared on this flat track

Based, Based and Based.

Reckon the Fourth Test will be a tedious rain-affected draw due to the shitty Lancashire climate.

I had an eye operation when I was a baby, can't remember anything about it.
Worst case scenario is he dies and goes to heaven.

umm sweetie Manchester hasn't been part of Lancashire for about 50 years

NO LADS PUTIN DABBED ON US

>if i was prime minister i would make football illegal and make cricket part of the national curriculum.
based

>also i would eliminate all zero hour working contracts and make the working week a 4 day one. also i would replace god save the queen with the welsh national anthem with the lyrics upped a bit . also i would have the royal family eliminated
cringe

plebby b is all cringe mate

hmmm......still know more about test cricket than you and my family is is richer than yours
#mogged
#dunkedon

based baldy b wins again. anons seething

reckon when shit hits the fan guillotines will be in widespread use, or will anti-french tropes call for a less bloodless form of execution?

nobody in england provides /cric/ with such varied and wide worldly cricket insights
im one of a kind. sorry deano if i outgrew the ashes when i was 14 years old

this is the kind of monstrosity im for some crazy compelled to engage with about ''''''''''''''''the ashes'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' on a daily basis. literally has never watched mo asif at st georges park once in his life

i literally dont care that much about muh fucking ashes

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also reminder i tipped england before they started batting and nobody else did , so yeah, you can all fuck off

Oh Warnie, what are you like :]

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>plebby b talking about tips after his terrible record

even a broken clock stikes right eventually mate

shut the fuck up reddit spacing deano casualcunt

baldy b is on the ropes lads

some of these are pretty cute

no im not you poor crickelet

>listen 'ere chang you get scotland we'll have hong kong back, simple as. are we on or wot?

can't see them turning us down 2bh

can't help but cringe when baldy b goes on his retarded rants

giving a bad name to our fair country

shane looks like a massive poof in that picture, it's impossible to covince me he isn't at least bi.

He could be but if he never acted upon it then he's not really.

what '''rants'''' you literal redditotr
go take a bath you literal detriment of dorset

2philosophical4me
Are we, then, truly nothing more than our actions? Does existence define essence?

he can't resist can he

maximum cringe

the detriment of dorset

the puke of poorset
alchy locks
the detriment of dorset

he's got a type, interesting both covering their necks, must've been some kinky Michael Hutchinson shit

it's not me arguing with you zachy, this a rogue user

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tune

yeah i know desu, just calling every poster you as retaliation

plebby b furious at this intrusion upon his once-thought UK monopoly on this sport

He was on the front page here again today for banging his gf and 2 prostitutes. It was weird how the article kept making sure you knew they were indeed prozzies as well.

>cricket on the front pages

based warne saving english cricket

Alchy B mad as fuck lmao

bumrash tearing the cringedies a new arse

know more about test cricket than all of you
also my grandfather is richer than all of your grandfathers

do not care
seethe one
redditlords

windies :(

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A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

No you dont fatty b

peter kiddy fiddler

yes i do you absolute fucking tard

BUMGOD

read this earlier today and it's some of the most amazingly compelling bullshit the Internet has every produced. Makes me want to believe it, makes me understand how cults and religions *tips fedora* capture people
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and this song bangs
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Too many fat australian women here lads

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saturday night lads
paint your nails

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Meaning he's only an homosexual if he acts in a homosexual manner, as in has man to man sex or something like that.
If he feels attracted to men on the inside he's not really actually an homosexual.
Same goes for anything, you're not a murderer or rapist until and unless you commit the act.
Me, I smoke cigarettes.

jfc windies gonna be bowled out before the day is done

the west grimdies

the nonceful zealand isles

Bumrah is a fucking god

the west indies will need to holder on to hope here

Cheeky 10-for for Bum-man

on the ropes

you now remember ten years ago new zealand being the ''''''''''''''ideal'''''''''''' location for middle class brits
what the FUCK was that all about. glad that tragic gimmick died a swift death

Me? I like New Zealand

based brainlet

desperation

alright matthew kelly thought you were in prison already whats going on with that

the world cup losing new zealand
the boundary lacking new zealand

all the brits a leaving now because of 'bad public transport' and the fact we tend make cliques

Thanks mate

Fuck up grim rapist

nearly died choking on a fruit pastille

my father was one of these retards

thought NZ was "perfect 1950s england" where everything was great, kek

imagine a full strength roach x archer barbados

Honestly not wrong about the public transport bit.

Cartards constantly complain about traffic but when anyone wants to spend more money on decent public transport they have an even bigger whinge.

based Bumrash going for a cheeky 20fer

>Uh oh. Bumrah's clutching his left calf and is down on the ground. Looks like a cramp. He's getting some treatment. And Bumrah is walking off the field. Let's hope it's just a cramp and nothing more than that.

based

For me, it's Scott Boland

Hate it when my bum cramps up

stop redditspacing you literal spastic

That isn't reddit spacing you nonce.

for me it's Scott Weiland
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Certain bald man absolutely losing it

t. reddit spacers

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you now remember this clamatastic unbashed unapologetic banger

Imagine being home alone getting depressingly drunk on a Saturday night

Shut up samefaggy b

UH UH UH UH

t.redditspacers

Yikes

>go out in brighton
>get mugged
yeah nah thanks, think ill stay in and make humorous posts on Yea Forums

ThisisdefanincelLMAO

Yeah that's not redditspacing

The gap is either to indicate this part isn't necessarily meant as reply or for aesthetics.

go fuck yourself you literal neek
dont you dare speak ill of kingy B ever again you literal nonce

>caringaboutaesthetics.Topkeknewcunt

t. Mrs Deano

Only loners get mugged. Not my fault you have no mates and you're a shrimpy armed bald gimp

i know full well what reddit spacing is

its where you go make some ''''point''''' and make it stand out more by leaving gaps on the page

dont tutor to me about what reddit spacing is or isnt

you literal nonce

Imagine this man "teaching" children in Bulgaria.

>go out in Brighton
>go to some bar in the lanes
>chat up some posh birds
>they all attend some posh girls school on the cliff
>take me back to their dorm room for group sex
Just another Saturday night out for me while you stay on /cric/ fapping to a Sun front page of that apprentice bird

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No this is redditspacing retard

>Only loners get mugged

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we all truly believe this

you are literally such a fucking retard newbie deano idiot. refer to my definition of redditspacing for the truth. fucking deano nobhead

some intense shit on the liver itt rn

Basedy locks

No lad, Zachy is right. Redditspacing has a new line under the reply.

They also do this

And this

But the definition of reddit spacing is tbe reply carriage return

ermm no idiot alchy locks is a virgin
is the 6 ' 5'' lanklet freak deano blow in

>LE FUGG LE BLEBBID XDD
grow up you clowns

So true

SamefaggyBstrikesagain

so true.

so SO true

>letting sebbo make a thread
Shame on all of you.

pavement tool

slice of cake and ice cream on the cards

the west indies will need to hetmyer on to hope here

Goatladesh will win a test series in india before 2030

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What is the best position in the field for the captain to stand?

spinning dead-nan

gave the new Tool album 2 listens last night lads. It's pretty good. A few "sound" interludes you can go ahead and delete, but the main tracks are all 10min+ and pretty fkn good

Silly point, best position for calling reviews

>sebbesity is now Indonesia
how does he imagine we can't spot his shitty posting style

its literally a modern triumph and a rare gem

slips

or cover.

mo asif

was a dirty cheat

the you-kay

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test

banitsa

>le 20s/30s and out man

Zachy b literally rapes women

don't forget to say happy father's day to based dad, lads. taking dad to the footy later, gotta go cut my hair now so I look sharp.

sebbo cut it out with this shit m8, you're completely shitting up the threads. just go back to your old schtick, it's much more palatable.
seriously.

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add me on facey lads xxxx

Nah.

Sorry mate but not fatguts. I'm on holiday in Bali for a a week

>i'm on holiday in Bali for a a week
holy fucking nonce zealander

I reckon the interludes are fantastic, Litanie into Invincible is super smooth, also will dismiss any opinion that doesn't say that Culling Voices is one of the stronger songs

Cornwall is up to bat lads

Zachy b AKA the grim rapist

really like the new tool album. its better than 10,000 days and lateralus . its their 2nd best after anema

enjoyed the new Lana Del Rey, which sounds like a desperately sad, lonely person who has all the things that the archetypal neet wishes they had. The loneliness is universal at the moment.

fool
lana del gay

DONT even have toil tomorrow or on monday lol
wagies on absolutely seething watch @alchylocks @6' 5'' blowin deano cunt @nonce zealanders partaking in sex tourism in balu

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for me, it's ignoring Father's Day because my father taught me that expressing love or appreciation for anyone is tantamount to weakness.

kek

Women aren't really lonely or sad. They just act like that because Chad doesn't want them

God damn it I missed him. Can he run?

not the case at all you autistic waste of natural resources. She gets dicked on the regular in all her stories, gets every possible bauble, complement and trinket fame, money and beauty will afford and there's still gaping unhappiness. The vicious meanness of the world is universal

Ive slept in the same bed as lana del ray, albeit not at the same time.

Mate no matter how much you white knight online her she won't want your shrunken excuse for a cock. She sells melancholy for a job. That's all. Any other "depression" you see is just the inevitable effects of drug and alcohol abuse. It has nothing to do with her as a person.

CALL IT OFF LADS HE'S ONE OF OURS

A wise man. You wouldn't want anyone to think you were a poofter.

no shit you projecting idiot of course it's confected you big brain retard, question is why do the stories exist? Why are they being pushed out there by gigacorps instead of what was being pushed say 10 years ago? Ke$ha was pushing "lolol just get wasted lmao" now she's pushing a picture of a broken person. Look at hip-hop; face tatts, depression and an OD suicide is the ticket to making it for impressionable kids the world over. Why? You reckon it's random?

Theres another happening atm lads. Oh its in texas, not arizona, nevermind

that Joker trailer really did a number

Couldn't understand the point of his reply. He posts like a drug addict who struggles to string together a paragraph.

t. 12 year old

>can't even reply he's that btfo
if only you'd kept that trip on you momentous loser you wouldn't have to experience such negative qualia that you have inadvertently brought upon yourself by being such a low information retard

Somebody is angry lmao.

I'm just waiting for breakfast by the pool and wanted to whip some nerd into a frenzy. Best way to start the day.

which format of cricket are you upset about

I admire the concept of creating your own reality like this, but be wary of the fiction you create. And realise what you project outwards you have no shield to stop it projecting inwards. Magick is real, negativity begets negativity, and that's not the way to start the day. Breathe deeply, say a prayer and move on from this lazy, weak minded ego-trip you're attempting

ODIs mainly, but it's more about the absence of BBL than the existence of anything else

muttshoot > cricket

The thoughts of a drug addled mind

only 1 dead? Is this the amateur league game or something?

you'll be OK m8, just watch test cricket and relax a bit

Odessa looks like a rubbish place tßh, it's like shooting up Wagga Wagga

Cool names though

tipping another Joker inspired cinema shooting

So if I got this correct, the winner of a test ashes is high test and the loser is low test. So england is high test and australia is low test? I am assuming england won I don't understand the rules.

So after a few listens, #Lover is in my opinion @taylorswift13’s best album. Ever. Highlights are:

I Forgot That You Existed
Cruel Summer
Lover
The Man
The Archer
Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince
Paper Rings
Cornelia Street
London Boy
Soon You’ll Get Better
Me!
Daylight

sun will also rise in the east

it's a 5 match series mate. it's not over.

no need to correct him

been shared before, but no. Swift is so lost piss weak album

its absolutely shit and shes a fucking whore. blank space is her only good song ever

you cunts can't be serious.
you listen to Lana Del Rey and Taylor Swift?

no i listen to indie rock like pavement and tool

HOLY FUCKING BASED

Whenever I close my eyes I see cricket.

tipping an imminent Alchy B suicide

stop projecting saddo

My ex acted like Born To Die was written exclusively for her, but she was a massively entitled cunt.

who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

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*projects your toaster swim onto the side of a building*

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sad little obsessed deano
reminder i am funnier, more influential, richer and know more about cricket than you
:) bye

well Tool's not indie rock in any way so I think you're just being a bit of a meat

some seriously unfortunate-looking lads wow

I listen to everything that comes out, and I think the new LDR is great and the new TS is shite. That's how you have opinions by experiencing things and making up your own mind. Still got nothing on Katy Perry though, she's the NWO's great white hope. You reckon that all-seeing eye is just random?

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yeah I've heard it all too, but I choose not to listen to chick music.

but yeah take it back to /pol/ anyway you fucking weirdo

strong masculinity you have there, one pop banger away from transitioning. smhtbhf

>no proper cricket for 3 more days

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it's not about being macho, that's a very low-intelligence and obvious response. chick music is designed to appeal to chicks. what ypu're describing is chick music, I'm not a chick. There are plenty of female artists I listen to, but you're into music that is composed to appeal and sell to women.

big appreciation for Ariana Grande too, this video has some tremendous imagry, beyond the skin level of being an Inception knock-off
youtube.com/watch?v=ffxKSjUwKdU

Roxette are better.

Got to ask -as I'm not seeing a distinction- what's being sold to males these days then? People just want to dance to songs they all know, and the female vocal range hits the frquncies that make people listen (same freqs that babies make when they cry & emergency vehicle sirens make)
cannot deny this, Scandinavia puts out a huge percentage of the highest quality pop and has for decades

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youtu.be/-MtDLRvpx-k

classic zachybombs last night
looking like a thread of old

bumrah is fucking good lads

The Twitter is a mess

West Indies are $90 odds to win, worth a cheeky tenner?

Just relaxing by the pool the positive vibes zone

Ok but what is that in real money

the incel pedo richo

>is the 6 ' 5'' lanklet freak deano blow in

Nah m8 I was the one tormenting you long ago and the one that made the plebby b label stick for a while while you were still just alchy B

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Trying to get back into cricket after ages off. Never played in a team properly. What sort of drills should I do down the nets by myself to get into the swing of things? Right now I just practise bowling top of off?

>actually playing sport

just blog about your life m8

one word mate: the corridor of uncertainty

1 dollar gets you 90
Are all kiwis this dumb?

literally just bowl

Yeah for sure, my question is more is there anything I should be doing specifically to be able to bowl consistently well. Any tips of developing a consistent repeatable action?

>Kiwi
Mate I'm Indonesian

Are all pozzies this blind and dumb?

#positivevibes

fuck up richo

on the nangs again lads

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

youtube.com/watch?v=vOdmELly0AU

anyone got any good outback movies they can rec?

seen the proposition and wake in fright

BASED bumGOD lads, no. 1 test bowler soon.

Driving to Canberra right now lads

Bit peckish

craving cricket
craving sex
craving a full strength bender

reckon the ausgaylians are nervous about wednesday

what percentage of your weekly income do you lads spend on rent? heard 30% should be the target

>weekly income

get paid monthly like a real man m8. I pay around 60-65% of my net pay to rent but England rents can be quite nutty

craving your mum's throbbing cock

yikes

live in London or?

Nah England rents are shit even outside of London. Need to go to the middle of nowhere to get away from it

*boots up Rome 2 Total War*

13%

like 40% maybe

how do you manage that? not under strain?

30% seems super good for saving

I'd have to share for that sorta stuff here. Not willing to share 2bh

in a flat

yeah but how do you manage with other expenses and saving

want to eventually have an 80k lawn of my own you see

for me it's someone else's 80k lawn

mexican for lunch and indian for dinner last night
safe to say I won't be passing any quality poos for the next week

Doing a poo in a toilet at the Australian War Memorial right now lads.

good arvo at the footy lads

~33%, but i'm paying more than i probably need to, to get a bigger house, because i like having the extra space

How old are you?

Madoka IS saving /cric/

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Anime is gay and you're a pussy.

AusWORMS
GERMGODS

so true

business idea: extension that filters all non-Commonwealth flags automatically

hows the bundes mate

business idea: manga series depicting an american lawyer watching cricket as he lives in australia and new zealand without paying a single cent in rent

Am I the only person here with an actual mortgage? It's about 25% of my salary for the zone 2 two bed. Rest of my salary I save up to spend on whores when my wife is out of town

boomers? in my /cric/? it’s more likely that you think

had mine fully paid off but took another one out to pay for investment properties, which i've also mortgaged

lawncunt has an 80k property on which he owes 75%

A wise choice, my fellow responsible property owner. I trust you let them out to young people at a rent higher than your mortgage?

Who /landbaron/ here?

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Weekend is almost over
TIME'S UP

Summer looms

>listening to anything blubbo says
he was unemployed and living with mummy a year ago very much doubt he has three houses now

youtube.com/watch?v=SU1cS1yEMdg

He actually has 4 (FOUR)
Stay seething jelly cunt

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OH NO NO NO

bro it is shakib

my dear bros

Hlw

boro

Is Bumrah elite? Don't like the idea of India having an elite fast bowler, feels unseemly

The state of Yugoshits itt
>50% of people's last names end in an "ic"

Me in the background on the right

some gf candidates here

Going to strut my stuff at potato Head tonight. Show these pozzie shrimps what a real big dog looks like

imagine unironically going to bali

craving an irish gf

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I know mate its grim. Duty calls however

Full-strength cardio on the cards

I'd leave a car bomb outside her school if you know what I mean

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was about to do the same but it's raining so I reckon I'll just stay fat for now haha

come over mate we'll go out on the prowl

be over on January mate

tragic how Irish migration has plummeted here

Not really a kosher thing to be saying on the internet mate

Muslims have really taken the heat off the Irish in the whole terrorism thing

Bit cold here in January, hope you know how to layer. Seen some Aussie lad up the north on his holliers a January couple year ago he was near dying from cold, he had a jacket on over his t-shirt.
It's a good time of year for being a tourist except you might lose a few days to weather.

Bit racist mate

Winston Churchill was a terrorist

oceanic servers have crashed again lads, and there is no cricket on. bit grim all around.

new poe league next week lads

see what your gf is up to

gonna be a fucking scorcher this week lads
arizona's famous dusty pitches are gonna come out to ruin local cricket once again

I absolutely love British history lads, particularly the 19th century with the Napoleonic Wars and the Great Game. I spend more time than I would like to admit arguing on /his/ spruiking this autism, mostly by arguing with frogs.

for me it's 13th and 14th century english legal history
took a seminar on it during law school
learned the ins and outs of live pleading
fucking scary time to be practicing if i'm really honest

lads i don't think i like local cricket anymore

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hmm interesting stuff seeing as England was mostly a backwater during this time due to constant fighting with Scotland and the Hundred Years War.

;)

actually the period we discussed terminated roughly around the beginning of the hundred years' war
it was pretty based actually
especially the advoswon. astounding the amount of litigation that went on over the right to name the parish priest

always made to seem like it's some sort of even rivalry but France actually had 5-10x our population in those times

>our population
you aren't even english

zoomers are shocked to hear that there was ever any terrorism in Ireland nowadays

Indeed, the English were always up against it, but had very good victories at Crecy, Poiters
and Agincourt. Still, it was a good thing that they lost in the end because the English/British thrived BECAUSE they were geographically detached from continental Europe. Although if Henry V didn't randomly drop dead, then they very well may have been victorious.

yeah been to Europe twice in winter lad, first time in Ireland though. is it much colder?

going to be in the north to see where my parents great up then head down Dublin I reckon for context

everything from the settling of the germanic tribes to the modern day is fascinating for the whole Isles

kino set of islands

Normandy is rightfully English clay it just makes sense

Kek

I mean think about it, even in the war that France supposedly beat the UK in near the 19th century, specifically the French Revolutionary Wars, the Nelson absolutely BTFO France in the Battle of the Nile, and Sidney Smith BTFO Napoleon himself in the Siege of Acre.

The only failure of the British in that war was the Siege of Toulon, where they only provided tacit support to the Royalists. Even so, they still managed to destroy nearly most of the French Fleet.

He's more of a Pol Pot/Chairman Mao type than a terrorist

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I should add this is when the British obtained the Rosetta Stone from the French.

It's not as cold here than on the continent no, but there's days sometimes max temp is -1°c but you'll be fine.
He literally decided or said it was a good thing to firebomb civilian populations in Hamburg and Dresden in order to terrorize the people into giving up the fight, he's a terrorist by his own admission.

neat

Makes me laugh when people say 'communism killed 60 bajillion people'. You can add up far many more deaths for capitalism (not that it's a fair measure of anything).

>books
for me lads, it's these

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Orleans / Paris too

I only buy books to look nice on my shelf
sometimes I will read the first couple of chapters and return them to the shelf

>hardly any pozzieposting

ah finally the pozzie ashes blowins from reddit have fucked off

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Lads, if you're not too busy this lovely afternoon we've a game on

please tell Yea Forums and /his/
i want to see the seethe

BASED /Sebgang/ in the house
whats up ya fuckin losers?

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organising cross board raids is forbidden.

okay this is epic

bow down to your master seb, eternal rustler and rent free lord of /cric/
>retarded umpires fucking up nearly every game for both teams
>4 or 5 players total from both teams combined actually doing anything
>rain every game
>bogan crowds filled with browns and bald cunts
>faggots on cric crying like little bitches or pretending they themselves had anything to do with the result
nice 'series' you have there
JUST

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>bogan crowds
cricket crowds are famously middle class in england

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New lows.

sebbo doesn't know the first thing about cricket mate

also english test crowds are never filled with browns, they only turn up to limited overs matches to support the touring team

>4 rent free posts
BASED

Bangladesh vs Afghanistan test kino on Thursday

i want the cricket to come back

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all /sebgang/ lads report in

might start hating sebbo again

fair cop

so is 18 months the amount of time a personality needs to stay around to become "gangworthy"?

do muggings happen in australia and if so who tends to commit them

bet you're some kind of bigot

not racist, just don't like 'em. simple as.

I reckon its Australians

Unironically Angloids on benefits.

>stop being such a cunt poofter cunt and just give me ya cunt wallet before I glass ya cunt

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More like sebgangrene kek

sebbo bell

youtu.be/KC5G0u6x_4o

alri zachy
you ready for your induction into the /sebgang/?

jesus the related videos
>best of tweakers: episode 1
>tarantula hawk vs tarantula
>top 5 scariest things caught on gopro camera
>highway patrol (uploaded by superwog1)
>skin and process a deer in 10 minutes without gutting

How does deer processing without gutting work? Sounds like it's Americans doing roadkill.

hey there's a lot of good meat on fresh roadkill deer
shit, even with one you've killed yourself you're gonna hang it on chill for a few days before you fully butcher it most likely

but yeah i don't know why you wouldn't gut it. i think maybe the video means they're timing everything but the gutting

she sleepy

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never had one happen to me, but I'm a decent sized lad

got two mates who have been attacked by a group of natives but that's it

based ivan

nice bedside lampshade loser

meth heads and boongs

meth heads are more common abos tend to not be able to muster the motivation to bash someone

>tfw i could beat the shit out of everyone on /cric/

:3

Are the West Indies the cricket analogue to the Edmonton Oilers?

Maybe, but the Windies were the dominant force for the better part of 30 years, not sure if there's an equivalent in the hockey.

They call you edgybro

tell me about richo's favourite nightspot
retros in queensland

Are the West Indies now a laughing stock of the sport who can’t put together a decent team despite having a handful of genuinely elite players?

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espncricinfo.com/series/19451/game/1197051/namibia-women-vs-thailand-women-5th-match-group-b-icc-womens-t20-world-cup-qualifier-2019

reminder thailand womens team are astonishly good relatively speaking compared to thailand men
really gets the old neurons fired up

cottage pie for din-dins today

youtube.com/watch?v=bHH5Qss73WM

name a worse ''''''''''''''''''hattrick''''''''''' than this
>chuckign every ball
>only 1/3 actually out

cry out for a gf

no point stressing about it
might happen might not

shagged an aussie girl who was on a contiki trip a few years ago, remember checking her instagram a few weeks after when she was back in Australia and had a boyfriend, wonder if he knows how much dick she was getting in Europe

not stressing but cry out none the less

everyone knows what happens on contiki

you sound stressed

keeping it CCC like the romans lad

just seemed a bit funny she got into a relationship almost immediately after her cock tour, I imagine he knew her before and was waiting for her to come back like a cuck

quite common for people to break up before them, get fucked by every Alexandre or Aureliano they meet then re-enter their relationship

very odd but that's what it is

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wouldnt mind sticking my penis in a vagina desu

based bpb

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full strength empty sunday feeling rn

toil looms

remember king crimson being not shit

>"what do you want me to do with that tin user??"

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sune occupying prime real estate for no compensation

for if men use the green wood such as this what will happen when it is dry

actually not even sure i have toil tomorrow or not desu
on some grim zero hours thing and might get called in
gonna need to find a new job soon

inflammatory topic, subtle bait in major sports I listed
reckon I'm going to milk some burger (You)s here lads

ugly toes

based

No mate, I wouldn't say they're that bad. They're middle of the road right now, as you say with some elite players. They sort of dropped off in the 90's as Australia got really good and a few other test sides got better, I feel they'll be back like they're not that far off. If they concentrated more on test cricket perhaps would help.
They used to be formidable like the all-blacks in rugby.

god I love that picture

Four weeks of toil beckons but then I have a couple of long weekends in the early part of October.

ok this is truly based

ty

same
always on the lookout for a reason to use it

did you post a picture of a droopy ballsack on Yea Forums earlier today?

50 years of toil beckons but then i have death to look foward to soon after

don't make Yea Forums threads anymore the mod kept on banning me for rileyposting

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What did Riley ever do to you? He's got a much better life than you btw.

Personally I'd treat Peter Dinklage. It should not take much food to satisfy him and make his belly full him given his size. I would delight at the prospect of treating him and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that lovely man a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing can't be any better, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu mediocre pork but... char siu kobe beef. Yes, I will have ensured Peter Dinklage greedily gobbled up the flesh of the best meat on the market after lowering his expectations initially. As the tears of joy well up in his eyes and he refuses to believe I went all out, I shall let out a truly merry, comforting laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; packacing and recipts of the kobe beef I purchased. Though the packaging and recipts will be scrunched up, faded, and a little dirty, it will be evidence of how much I wanted to give Dinklage a good meal. That is what I would do to that little gentleman. The louder he laughs and more thanks me in pure euphoria, the louder and more merry my laughter of appreciation will become. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing and thanking him so hard. I will then show the 24 minute 7 seconds footage of me purchasing the kobe beef and having a funny encounter with the butcher, which we will laugh over. This is the fate that awaits you, you wonderful, beautiful little man. Also... FUCK Warwick Davis. I'd starve him instead and feed him char siu Harrison Davis instead.

riley was /ourcuckold/ I celebrated every victory he had over the puta and the scottish cocksucker

it was classic, some guy was asking about ban evading and someone replied with a thread with an enormous ballsack saying "thoughts on this"?
fuck off riley

What victories?

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Tyrion would heem Willow

Unjusted, Uncucked, Unbroken.

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>le 'footy lad' look
how contrived. sad!

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I can only imagine how much Ewan seethed when he saw this.

youtube.com/watch?v=hxsld16TjSU

i like it. its basically their a moon shaped pool

compilation of absolute bangers this album though

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vaping

The rajibombs

Is there a le cricket gentleman look?

for me, its sunglasses lad

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yeah my parents nearly emigrated to NZ in about 2002/2003, no idea why apparently they where pushing for skilled tradesman and would have given him a visa no questions asked

and maybe with le upturned collar?

how contrived

Indian lads are very handsy aren't they

What age will you grow out of rap "music"?

can't say I've listened to any new hip hip in about four years

Usually about 25 but with a relapse until 33

hip hop was good once

Was KP the original cricket lad?

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where to cop t shirt

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Fuck me I just want to punch him in the face

mogged

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youtube.com/watch?v=tFXF3A9IE2E
so good

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have you sent in your janitor applications lads?

no

yes mate
a sebbo free future looms

nabla x
strawpoll.com/7se8wc5d
strawpoll.com/7se8wc5d

Probably been banned too many times recently to pass. And really I don’t fucking want to be a janny.

Yea Forums janitor is one of the few cases of modern day slavery
nobody should apply

I DON'T LIKE CRICKET

for me, its tommy two tubes vape flavour

okay what the fuck

thetimes.co.uk/article/pakistan-arrive-for-south-africa-match-in-infamous-brexit-bus-lzf375kpx#

based my two favourite things
pakistani cricket and brexit

Sibley
Burns
Denly
Root
Stokes
Bairstow
Foakes (wk)
Woakes
Archer
Broad
Leach

>June 7, 2017

In a way, quotas are worse than apartheid

Free Zimbabwe cricket!

Sorry I'm late to this. Based sebgang.

Come on the dubs

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>b-b-b-but muh g-g-gloves

his suicide is on you.

ummm..ya cricket is not a sport, so weird flex x

strinkingly poor side if im honest

The best batting line up we have right now and it’s still grim

batting standard in england is atrocious right now, so many ridic low scores in CC games and theyre all completely techincally woeful

NEED AN IND V ENG 7 (seven) MATCH, THE RAJ SERIES IN ENG RN

There's practically no CC matches during the summer proper, which might go to explain why low scores are common.

THIS
hope you meant TEST MATCH cricket la

umm../cric/ only exists for TEST match cricket tbqh ngl bla x

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India are fucking trash in Tests away from home. Five matches is already too much.

I want Virat/ Shastri alliance EXPOSED and outta business sunshine x

hate indian cricket lads

I just hate I***ans so FUCKING much lads.

x

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Based sebbo post

blabla*
x

He was a whiny narcissist.

NEW

MUH MATES

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...

I've watched every home series since 1993, and this is the worst England batting line up I can remember. Even in 1999 there was Butcher, Nasser, Stewart, Thorpe, Atherton averaging at least mid thirties or better.