OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

A bumper set of SIX top-flight fixtures this afternoon with some big names involved:

>Chelsea v Sheffield United
>Crystal Palace v Aston Villa
>Leicester City v AFC Bournemouth
>Manchester City v Brighton & Hove Albion
>Newcastle United v Watford
>West Ham United v Norwich City

Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!

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Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/KieranMaguire/status/1161603390348115969
streams.notahoneypot.me/
twitter.com/uglygame/status/1160126021011722240
hesgoal.com/news/51380/West_Ham_United_vs_Norwich_City.html
thesun.co.uk/sport/football/8158626/man-city-burton-attendance/
twitter.com/storgeir/status/1167804587304280064?s=19
twitter.com/SeanoReilly80/status/1167827306322300928
twitter.com/JACKGREALlSH/status/1167829852268969989
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lads
LADS
>manure

>Bristol Fucking Shitty
Useless twats

>losing to Woodgate

up the villa 2bh

>trashford

Could have gone to Meewawwl today but I couldn't be arsed going to London and back in a day so soon after Brentford, which is a much nicer away day on the terrace (for now, RIP Griffin Park)

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where's good for football streams?

>Tomori starting over Christensen

Is Lampard drunk?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol man u are shit

Just don't be poor la

feels like the lei winning season where teams competed for who were the most shit

LAZIO-CHELSEA-PARIS SG-REAL MADRID
PLEZ CREATE PICTURE OF THE BROSHIP

>Manchester City v Brighton & Hove Albion
wow wonder how this will go

hitler.jpg

I reckon someone like Villa/palace/brighton will win the league cup

>for me it's Bright & Hove Albino

I'm clicnically retarded too

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Lewis Dunk hat trick

>United v City
>City v United
BORING!
>Palace v Villa
*insert architectural joke here*

where merse and le tiss?

for me, its aston villas owners daughter

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I'd Aston her Villa, if you know what I mean.

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Think Merse has finally had a stroke. He was on the Debate the other night and was slurring like never before.

not sure I do

>tfw the ethot you've been modding for is married

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Press F to pay respects.

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no thats just how he talks

Pulisic is starting

You've got the likes of your liverpools, man citys, tottenhams, your chelseas

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Wait till he finds out STPeach has been married to me for years.

Is he retarded or genuinely autistic?

Of course she's taken, desirable females are never single unless by choice

I hope they sue the EFL to fuck.

Come on Villa! is too much to ask for Stoke to beat Brum?

For what?

Me and the boys waiting for 3pm

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If a brazillian scored that goal we'd be talking about it for decades, such a young player, such a tender age, what 23,24,25,26,27, you're talking arguably the best english forward, playing the sort of a maturity of a 29,30,31 year old, 32, 33

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relegation 6 pointer. that

here m8,, what's up?

The questions they've put forward to the EFL made me do big thinks that I don't have a loicence for

I'd happily see a natural gas explosion at St Andrews this afternoon tbqhwy

hate this owl looking cunt

>Garth Crooks - "People are gonna be asking if Solskjaer is the right man for the job."
It never fucking ends does it

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>have deadline
>miss deadline
>EFL extends deadline
>miss deadline again
>EFL does what it's supposed to
>reeeee why won't you give me more time reeeee

Of course he's not, what the fuck were they thinking

Stay in your cage until 5:30pm please

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Lads I'm in love

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I would.

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Christ lads, do some research.

I'd Ast all over it

Source, have a united thot.

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Me too, I'd pretend on Facebook that I'm sad about it but secretly I'd know it would be doing the world a favour

wanna lick her belly button

>Can't break down one of the worst defences in the league
>When they only have ten men

It takes a special kind of failure to fail that hard

Research what? Bury had a deadline, they missed it. Maybe don't make a bank transfer five minutes before the bank closes if you want to make sure it gets there in time.

Her channel on YT is called Stuntpegg, definitely jailbait

For me, it's Kevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham

I watch her vlogs somtimes but you can never hear her voice on camera when its at a match

The EFL didn't force the old Bury owner to spaff far more money that they could afford and bankrupt themselves.

Manure should've trusted Moyes

England's very own.

WHOA BLACK TAMMY
ABRAHAM
WHOA BLACK TAMMY
ABRAHAM

They did allow him to buy the club and not step in when he refused to put money in it though

Ahh, a fellow tummy connoisseur, for me its Norway's Ingrid Engen

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They did step in - they said he had to prove he could finance the club or they'd be ejected. He didn't, so they were

Chelsea 2-1 Sheffield United
Crystal Palace 2-1 Aston Villa
Leicester City 2-1 AFC Bournemouth
Manchester City 3-1 Brighton & Hove Albion
Newcastle United 1-2 Watford


screencap this

What channel is Chelsea Sheffield on?

That was the new owner, the old one was the one who bankrupted them.

>Manchester City 3-1 Brighton & Hove Albion

Post disregarded

So they're punishing the club in its entirety because they fucked up letting a con man buy said club

Television X

The EFL allowed Steve Dale to be owner of Bury without completing the Owners and Directors Test and also failed to realise that Stewart Day had a string of failed companies behind him, much like Dale.

The EFL are complicit in allowing Bury to be booted out from the league. I'm amazed there are people defending them.

She's 18 or 19, fap away.

It's a business, not a charity

Spoken like a true customer.

That should be the new slogan for the EFL

>The EFL allowed Steve Dale to be owner of Bury without completing the Owners and Directors Test

The alternative was surely that bobody bought them, they went bankrupt and left the league anyway?

im new to soccer what's all the numbers? amount of goals?

not enough goals?

Chelsea vs Sheffield United match thread

The club was effectively bankrupt when he took them on. Dale is a specialist with failed businesses, but obviously Bury were too far up the shitter.
It's no co-incidence no one else will take them on.

Bukki :DDDDDD

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Too many for Brighton

This live NBC stream looks like it was filmed about 15 years ago, why does american tv always feel like this

it's how many times you have to wank for each team during the game

the numbers mean amount of people who dive on each team

gay tv here is showing Chelsea

where tf do i watch the other games, other site is down

fuck off, plastic

Oh yes, I now remember all those credible owners lining up to to take over a bankrupt league 2 club when the EFL insisted it had to be him.

>It's no co-incidence no one else will take them on.
That C&N offer took 10 weeks to complete because Dale wouldn't deal with them and made constant excuses, such as having leukaemia.

have you seen Otamendi lately? the man is dying to commit an error

That's not the EFL's fault

And then they pulled out anyway.

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Wouldn't you if you saw the absolute state they've been left in with that bonkers CVA: twitter.com/KieranMaguire/status/1161603390348115969

Brighton manager Graham Potter aka Danny D

Where is the lad who posts all the line-ups

t. lifelong British citizen since 2013 and angry remainer Mahmet

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lee gunner

I've said it before, but i'll say it again

>Yank ads

Surely he would have passed it, anyway?
That test is basically that you are not currently banned from being a company director or in prison.

stream for the chelsea and city matches:
streams.notahoneypot.me/

well chelsea sound like they're the away team

pukki scored yet?

The Test is total shit regardless.

>Sherrock - Suzuki darts match
Just like my wet dreams

look im all for feminism and all that but you cant have women doing the football, its just not right. you dont turn on the telly to hear a woman talk about vardys outside foot you want a bloke.

twitter.com/uglygame/status/1160126021011722240

So they have cameras at every game, but only UK won't let 3PM games air on tv

Fucking why? It's not even like clubs care about people going to matches, tv deals make them more money than ticket sales anyway. Plus it would diversify the package winners, meaning even more money for the EFL. Could have six different companies biddding for these games.

our last owner was commiting a literal genocide when he took over lol
also lied about how much money he had

>POOCASSEL

>Poocastle

>Brighton

to appease boomers

are you serious

Is Norway webm lad still deliveringnhere?

>3 goals already
best league in the world la

Watford to win their first game of the season today?

It's the tradeoff for absolutely fucking the EFL when the tv money got adjusted to be more prem-biased

Reckon City might win, lads

Go to the game you customer

Gonna go paint and listen to the ipswich game on the radio

I don't live in my team's city

>the city of hove albion

:^)

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Explain to me why Southgate hasn’t called up Kevin Brown???

Indeed, so it's hardly worth crying over the fact that Dale wasn't subjected to it.
And the reason it is so shit it because the EFL are desperate to avoid getting into legal trouble themselves for blocking what is effectively someone taking over a company.

Sounds comfy

Get the train then.

Sounds like a white guy name

Cunts are always on strike

>City

This is gonna be an absolute cricket score

3?

Drive then

>Robbie Savage doing his best to give Glenn Hoddle another heart attack

>EFL
>accepting responsibility
good one

any norwich streams?

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>city score by getting into the box and then cutting back a ball
wow never seen this before

Stream for Newcastle Watford?

To keep crowd attendances high

hesgoal.com/news/51380/West_Ham_United_vs_Norwich_City.html

Right, because nobody goes to the 12:30 / 17:30 games

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>Plastics actually think like this

>oh thats quite sexy, why dont i have a click
>chink face
yuck

Who is this jism prism?

would lick

it's not about the attendances of the prem games it's about the EFL games on at 15:00

Gay

they even go back to it when it doesnt work, like they get the ball back out wide and just do it again rather than have a shot, its boring cuck football and theres no joy in any of it

Nobody watches them either

based and homopilled

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It's a bit irritating how OP and stacked City's team is...

Fucking donkeys half our lads

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Why is it in international fixtures you see these beautiful sexy young women with nice firm bobs and in epl fixtures you see fat blind old bads with saggy tits and lesbo haircuts

atleast they got some fitty female presenters on tv now so i can have a quick wank when needed

Do they have 6 matches at 5:30?

ar roo've reen a rery rery norty boy

chinks are gross and inhuman, i presume you are nonces

they will do soon for the fat audience

you need to get yourself a wife lad, you wont have any interest in sex ever again its based being able to actually think and be a human being

Based Vardy

>mi'waw getting away with shit

because international football is for children and hot womyn have the intellect of a child most of the time due to never facing any challenges in life

The BT woman is a cracker like

Why do they have literally no fans on Yea Forums and never have?

They're playing right now and there isn't even a match thread. The only time there's a City match thread is if it's the only game on so it's made and populated by neutrals.

Hell Chelsea are playing and already have a 50 post match thread after a few minutes on a 3pm kick-off.

>inb4 they're all at the match

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>Eddie Meme

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the moroccan autist usually makes one

Are you genuinely underage or new to football?

>"Fuck EFL" chants at Blackpool vs Portsmouth
Based

they actually go to the games retard

Because they have about as many real supporters as say, Middlesbrough.

Do they grow Eddie Meme's in a vat somewhere?

>the Emptyside

Because they're a small club that got bought by a sheikh, they just dont have many fans

there's too many goals I can't keep up

>Brenny

>man city start winning
>plastic bandwagoners start mentioning man city's fans, emptyhad, plastic etc.
SEETHING

POST IF YOU HATE LEEDS

WE ALL FUCKING HATE LEEDS

Marcus Harness is a blue

Neat goal from vardy

there's a certain hilarity about plastics crying at other plastics

God they're constantly arguing on BT Sport, painful to watch at times

Can we all agree that Daniel James deserves better than United and Ole?

bit racist

So do city have no fans, or plastic fans? Pick one you spastic

i dont hate anyone or anything lifes to short for that
except jews i hate them

He's a diving twink. Belongs in the ballet m8

you know what I meant

No. He scored a goal and then was consistently shit for the endire game

they have a higher average attendance than liverpool lol

99p for 9 nuggets, shall I do it lads?

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thesun.co.uk/sport/football/8158626/man-city-burton-attendance/

Wrong

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Nice commentator.

vile

You have no answer to my question regardless of what you meant, bandwagoner

Are you limited to one offer? I'd get 27 desoo.

Rooney will have a big job to do

Southgate should swap Trashford for Tammy

Turbo with a 40 yard lob from a free kick. See that on Quest later!

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>a league cup game they were guaranteed to win that had high ticket prices because it was a semi
wonder why they didn't go

cocu gonna get sacked soon

As if grosicki has just scored from 40 yards ahaha

Yes they report every game as a sell out to help get past FFP even though it's obvious to anybody who watches the ground is like 60% full

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Based Tammy al-Ibrahim

What else do you expect from a panel involving Chris Sutton? That spastics whole career is based on saying dumb shit to start arguments.

Maybe because they aren't true fans and don't fill the stadium every single game no matter the compeition?

ticket sales have literally no impact on ffp you mong

imagine being this obsessed about a club having less fans than yours as if having 3 billion paki customers is a good thing lmao

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I know it's only the Charity Shield, but it was the same in Wembley, two huge chunks of City seats empty, directly opposite one another

Here's a league game

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Kek, could you choose an anymore JUST picture

>not having an Abrahamic religion

real fans don't go to foregone conclusions

Depends, some of the people working there will let you use multiple vouchers but others are tight bastards

when was monaco in england

>Revenue has no impact on financial fair play

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Yes they do you fucking idiot, they count towards revenue

>my team are so shit that the twitter guy couldn't post the 1-0 tweet in time before the 2nd

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If you over inflate ticket tales, you can use it as cover for dirty money.

Abraham my son

Sherwood is worse, he just said that Poogba was utd's best player today. He's legit retarded.

>Zimmermann rip
Norwich have 3 injured center-backs, no one at the bench wew

Fucking brainlet City plastic.

Here's the Etihad in a CL game lol

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TACTICS

He got a big job from a granny last night

forgot pic because I'm seething so much.

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CITY OF MANCHESTER

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brutal but also top kek

Kek love how the man on bt sport score shut down the woman with his fake laugh when she started talking some nonsense about "would you rather go to the football or someones wedding". Silly woman doesnt realise shes on a football show and not loose women.

tfw top
Love it lads

Palace just missed an absolute sitter

Still the funniest City empty ground shot

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Jesus christ the ref in the Villa game is terrible

who /HallerFPL/ here

>city have plastics
>city have no fans

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Good debut for Pennington lol

fug 1-0 west ham

>narrich

Feeding the latest scores when the bride isn't looking is the duty of any half decent best man.

>"oh, we won dear? I didn't know! Yay for us"

what you on about mate

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>plastics are fans

Spoken like a true plastic

Why aren't you at the game? It's not sold out?

When they played City

>newcastle already down to watford

yeah totenham really is shit

The bloke doing the Wednesday-QPR game has the squarest fucking head I've ever seen

Sutton is the best pundit out there. He’s actually honest instead of just boring cliched replies.

“Your Pogba’s, Longstaff’s, your Babatunde’s”

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The Pukki meme will be over by November.

Fucking hell, the etihad is so quiet.

Do city fans even chant?

My mate had both his stag do and wedding last year during the season, the absolute cunt. It was a posh wedding and neither of them liked football so there wasn't even a telly!

They have exactly one chant, and it's "CITY CITY CITY" whenever they're in the final 5 minutes and ahead.

plastics aren't real fans and don't go to games you dribbling mongoloid

It's full of tourists so they don't know the chants

twitter.com/storgeir/status/1167804587304280064?s=19

TWAT

>england where inbredding happens

cheeky fucker

Chanting is problematic mate, we must do better. It is 2019.

Most premier league grounds are dead, it's not just man city fans.

The london stadium here is in total silence except the norwich fans

Why is everyone so obsessed with city?

Please keep your rage contained here

RIP Pukki 2019-2019, it was a fun 3 weeks

the weird thing about city is how indifferent everyone is to them. no one really hates them, no one really cares what they do, no matter how good they get. even their own ""fans"" are indifferent. they should play in a beige kit really.

Nah city is like a lot more quiet than even London grounds, Liverpool and United usually don't have that problem as well, and they're big clubs, it's literally fucking dead silent at the etihad rn

probably because they're stealing all the trophies

have dilate you sexless thots!

Feel bad for Bolton tbf

all of the new ones are absolute shite for acoustics too because they're big open athletics stadiums

They sing about Liverpool, I dont remember them singing about anybody else including their own players, just that allez song

Cause I'm poor mate

>City fan says something retarded
>Gets laughed at
>WOW SO OBSESSED WITYH CITY

needing to wank during football, freak

Chanting may insult your opponent, sometimes it can even include racist and other hateful words about players and teams.
There is no place for chants in modern football, friends

the first post about city was this you seething mong

Is it me or does City actually have a bog standars defence? It just never gets exposed because they defend with their attacking players.

A fair point although if you filled the London Stadium with Dynamo Dresden fans it'd be rocking.

>pakis who hop on the train from london up to old trafford aren't plastics

NOOOOOOO NOT LAPORTE FUCK YOU YOU ENGLISH DRUNKTARDS

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I'd shag Karen Carney even though she looks a bit like Lee Nelson.

It's quite ropey if you can avoid being fouled before you get to the halfway line

>finally gets his NT call up
>gets injured
pretty good tragicomedy

Phillip Cocu? More like Phillip Cockache lmao

Isn’t he a bit pale to be playing for France?

>some bellend starts shitposting about >emptyhad etc
>CITY FANS STARTED IT
what's it like spending so much time SEETHING?

>blunderland

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West hams middle defenders are only checking Pukki. Needs more from other attackers who have now more room. Cantwell already had tap-in but couldnt finish.

Hope they manage at least a couple of experienced transfers or it'll be a long half season for them.

I'd Aston her Villa too

city's best cb looks out for a while

How many days til he get sacked?

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943

Bet she's well good at sex, innit

I'm happy to end the villa match now and take the point away

Laporte done ACL?

I can smell the seething scouser behind who typed this post

If they're not in the top 4 by December he'll be gone.

kevin nolan might be the least articulate 'pundit' i've ever seen

Convinced Sky stole my sitcom script and gave it it Romesh. Might have to sue the fucks.

jej

No chance he's getting top 4 before January, he would be lucky to finish the season in 6th

Watch BT Sport Score it's far more interesting

all still true

yeah season ender at least, real shame that poor l ad

SCHAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

shouldn't sue your family, Raghav

If they don't improve on last season he's fucked. He's spent £150m on 3 British players and offload two of their best players so he's already created a tightrope for himself.

agueroo

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Fuentes flying over to """treat""" Laporte

Abraham looks great against Championship teams

Wait so Laporte injured? Does this mean city wont win the epl?

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city mainly use dr cugat for "treatments"

Some utter shite in the bottom half of the PL, awful

based

Based schar

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newcastle vs watford

stones and otamendi were a pretty good partnership two years ago so depends on how long Stones' injured for

Pebbles will save the day

>Laporte ACL

based

>making a thread for that

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no it means they'll just use one of their £30m+ bench warmers who are better than most team's starting players

fucking stupid twat

>DR CUGATTTTTTTT

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typical yank tripfag

Get fucked Yank cunt

'pretty good' might be pushing it a bit. Either way, 2 years is a long time in football and neither are very good.

>Brom - Blackburn

Wtfs going on

you guys are talking about shit

Rooney joining Derby in a relegation battle LMAO

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>and neither are very good.
no they're both world class

For a CB he has an uncanny goalscoring ability. I'm pretty sure he was Switzerland's penalty taker at some point

They might have to start John Stones

Nice filename

Mate give it a rest. I'm a Newcastle fan and I know it does not need a game thread today

I missed by one ahhhhhhhhhh

does palace actually have good atmosphere or is that just a meme

42

>Derby nicks Matt Clarke
>benches him
>goes 3-0 down instantly

They're going to have to buy a centre half in January, 60m for should be enough for a emergency cover

I'd like to feel some pressure from her if you know what I mean

they do. Comfy stadium helps
t. lifelong

Could get used to this Ipswich winning every week lark.

I'm baffled why cocu dropped Clarke. Him and keogh looked solid first two games. Our transfers have been dogshit. Some overrated polish kid from arsenal for 10m, rooney joining in jan, fuck knows where we will be then, might be zero point getting him in, and dowell is so so bad

sounds like he's taking over perma-crock role perfectly desu

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Would England be better with Vardy as the starting striker instead of Kane?

kek

>tfw I used to get all these epl games for free with a good stream then nbc had to be jews

>Having Shearer shill VAR
At least use it properly
Clear foot stomp and rugby tackle not called but a slight shirt tug is given

TEH FATHER OF TEQUUUUILA!

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laughing at you lad

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He'd be better against better teams playing a higher line.

>You're 3-0 down at home to Watford in the 3rd round of the Carabao Cup. You have never made a senior appearance, but tonight you are on the bench. It's the 72nd minute, this man tells you to take your bib off and start warming up. Just before you enter the pitch, he pulls you aside and says 'This is Manchester United. Biggest Club in the world. You know the kind of players I played with? Scholsey, Giggsy, Nicky Butt, Teddy Sheringham, top players, world class players. Now you've got top players out there to link up with lad, Rashy, Lingy, Chongy, proper players, now get your head up and get that cross in early, and get the ball in the back of the net'

How do you respond?

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what's with these retarded tripfags?

>2019 and he still doesn't have iptv

Worst thing is weddings are almost always in places with shit reception.

Their atmosphere is shit it's just less shit than most others. Since most grounds are dead, it gets noticed and picked up that Palace have a group of 40 lads actually trying to sing.

>How do you respond?
I run into one of my team mates and get injured

Dives.

*gets lost in the action and just runs about a bit*

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>City out of block like Usain Bolt
>A sprinter known for his slow starts and fast finishes
I love football pundits

So Derby's shitness

Lampard leaving? Chelsea loanees carrying the team? Both?

Hope I outlive Jamie Carragher

Where would you say has actual good atmosphere in the UK? I've been to some games there that I thought were great atmosphere

why wont they show that laporte injury in normal speed?

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Depends on the match you go to really

Michelle Owen is radiant

Went to a Friday night game at the Den. Don't think I've ever seen better atmosphere at any game other than when I went to a Stanley Cup game

Has to be both. Don't forget Wilson leaving as well.

I wouldn't know. Not point watching Frank Lampard's Derby County without the man himself.

i love her

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Milwall away is the only game i've been to where I actually couldn't hear my mate next to me

And that was in league 1 10 years ago

They were shit last season as well

Should have bought a pacey wideman.
Reckon Sessegnon needs to be used as an attacker since weve got like 5 left backs.
Ali needs to be used exclusively as a second striker.
Recognise that our fullbacks are not good enough to be exclusively relied on for width and we need them to be robust defensively.
Need to use Son more as a striker than a winger.
Need to have the courage to occasionally rotate Kane or take him off, or atleast be open to that idea.
Need to keep moura wide and stop putting him in ridiculous situations where hes challenging for headers as a centre forward.
Need a competent right back.
Needs to start Eriksen.
Needs to start Vertonghen.
Need poch to stop overtraining his players; our chronic injury problems cant be coincidences

We're actually winning a game!

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>BLUNDERLAND

Cocu changing the team constantly, shit transfers and missing wilson's goals

simple as

>Michelle Owen

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West Ham's stadium is so unbelievably awful. Imagine being a season ticket holder there, lmao.

LEE BOWYERS RED ARMY

Are the any Athletics Stadia that aren't terrible for football?

BASED

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Wonder if Chelsea would be title contenders if they had a defence that wasn't so fucking shit.

>that preggers bod
muh dik

3 ezy

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thommo & jeff SEETHING

Sky Sports Soccer Saturday > BT Sport Score > Final Score on BBC

I said it.

Aand back to csgo majors --->

>Waitrose FC

aguero just cunted that

Is it all women on final score today?

>it's WRONG

Who /Mograine/ here?

Too many passengers in the Norwich side today

Kevin Friend is NOT very friendly

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Horde I hope

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>it's mate's rates again
what did he mean by this? ref's helping each other by not correcting each other's (incorrect) decisions? surely not

>DERBY COUNTY

Coalburning cunts

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Which London ground has the best atmosphere?

breakfast club is a nice stout lads

Type F for me lads, I put sterling as my captain instead of aguero last couple of weeks after he got that hatrick, since then aguero has got 4 goals and sterling 1

Norwich going to concede over 100 goals

Unironically Charlton

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>Thought I TC'd Kane last week
>Turns out I didnt
>Lumped it on Aguero this week instead

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Are Bolton going to concede the most goals in a league season in history?

Who dat girl yo?

Selhurst park

White Hart Lane

new.

>pl-please accept me
no one cares nerd

Ye

To whomever said Kevin Nolan is the least articulate, I give you Iain Dowie.

Even with VAR we get decisions against us.....

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>BLUND3ERL0ND

at least small heath are losing

Would take Dowie over Nolan every day.... Nolan is another level

City were always going to beat Brighton. The only thing that they will take out of this game is that their only competent cb got stretchered off.

Laporte's national team career is funny. Finally called up because he took too long to decide if he's French or Spanish and then he misses that shot

You told me Jack Ross was the next Pep

>Zimmermann and Klose injured on their first games back

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>Sunderland
Is there a more JUSTed team?

Is anyone more confident in officiating in the prem right now?

>the land of Sunder

>because he took too long to decide if he's French or Spanish and then he misses that shot
he only threatened to play for spain because france weren't calling him up

>3-0 down

Oh my

Find a flaw

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seething
get out and see the world incel

>every kovacic pass on the break is too slow and short

This is how Chelsea keep getting fucked on the counter, they steal the ball from these telegraphed passes and run straight through the middle.

It's like he doesn't remember what he just watched 5 seconds before

The sword is not in-line with the centre line on the pitch

>Blunderland being dominated by ex-Newcastle youf

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he looks like a Nazi meth cook

kek

why the fuck have final score replace the league one and two guy with some thot

fuck off for fuck sake

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Then not called up for years after because, why give in to blackmail?

little divot missing from the grass just above the A in charlton

do heroin

>you can count them

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>I get in
based black man

He retired didn't he?

>blunderland now down to 10 men

white hand

Have sex

Souf

That song is fucking abysmal though
Also checked

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gap between the yellow stripes to the left of the V is wider than the gap between the yellow stripes to the right of the Y

Milner and De Bruyne on the same team would make me moisty

no?

shut the fuck up

football is for men

>palace now certain to stay up
FFS

>Losing at home to Stoke
kek

Bolton, Bury for starters

Ipswich are going to nonce this entire division aren't they

Leeds United Football Club

>some virgin on a weeb forum licking brit asshole
>see the word incel
kek, I'm positive I've traveled more than you'll do in your life, weeb

do heroin

People I hate on final score

Jason Mohammed - dirty little scumdiff fuckin’ cunt

Alex Scott - is a womyn who shouldn’t be on during man hours

The thot that replaced the football league guy

Fuck sake lads the only person I like on final score is Garth Crooks

Fuck the BBC, absolute joke

Watch your language

>#LFC line up: Adrian, Trent AA, Van Dijk, Matip, Robertson, Fabinho, Wijnaldum, Henderson, Salah, Firmino, Mane

for the love of god have sex

>an ogbonna and mausuaka defence has gained a clean sheet
The absolute state of Norwich

>NINEDERLAND
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

blunderland down to 9

Sunderland in meltdown

when will their injury luck run out

>Doesn't have Sky Sports News or BT Score

Your own fault for being poor lad, sorry

you seem like a colossal faggot

>no Gomez

Based and reds pilled

Keeper is literally injured right now

>Luke O'Nine

Sky sports news is free lol

Long term he is the future but right now Matip been in great form

>first game
>win trophy

Adrian is BLESSED

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apart from that they havent really had any major injuries for a while

>(You)

>make your final sub
>he goes off injured seconds later leaving you with 10 men

He didn't really limp off. Went down the tunnel himself. Shat himself?

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I heard 190 posts on britfeel

no win for Nathan Jones

nah I’ve got sky just don’t want to watch some senile old cunts scream at their monitor in a very superficial fashion because Queen of The South scored against Carling Pub Team fc

look up

I mean Ox and Lallana were out for literally a year, and we had to keep playing Milner as a right back, but ok

>Goalkeeper is injured RIGHT NOW for 4-6 weeks

>Drawing at home to Stoke
kek

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>putting Toral on instead of Eaves
>dies
BRAVO

lmao triggered weeb virgins

>major
neither of them start with everyone fit

>Stoke

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>Joke City

city are barely trying lol

>(Me)
kek

LEE LEE LEE BOWYER

>The Inland Hamlet of Stoke

>(You)

How is losing your keeper for 6 weeks not major? And Ox started every game pre injury

poor Bolton :(

wow steve bruce actually deciding to go offensive for a change

whapn?

>STOKE

Charlton are unironically going to make playoffs

>midfielder playing centre back, centre back playing right back, right back playing midfielder
What the fuck is he doing

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>two shit teams

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hahahahagahagaha get fucked you scruffy mackem cunts

lads at work piping up all week because they beat Burnley's C team

Just a bunch of teenagers getting thrashed every game

the scenes when Charlton get automatic promotion and Karlan Grant's Huddersfield are relegated

>>midfielder playing centre back, centre back playing right back, right back playing midfielder

Galaxy brain football

phwor that gym girl in the Gilette ad is nice

Kenny Jackett is a good manager

/Ourlass/

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Pukki you fraud score some facking goals

Can Rodgers do it? Lester are no worse than Arsenal, Spurs or Man U.

Watch him come crawling back

You now remember Gundo was fat as fuck, always injured and no one wanted him
Bad first touch though, that should've been an easy goal

>LELSEA

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>Salford
>lelsea

get fucked

>lolford
>lelsea

I thought he solved football lads

>Fat Frank's Chelsea

So how bad is the dutch league if Cocu and Mcclaren managed to win league titles there?

>LELSEA
E X P O S E D

>LELSKI

*be's giving up to da blades*

Smells a bit noncey in here lads. Like there's a fat, ugly, sweaty nonce about

Nolan's such a shite pundit, he should come back home and be our manager

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Do you think that japanese Newcastle lad had a fun high school experience full of adventure and romance?

Zoomer own goal

>lampaaaaaard

burnley-liverpool:

>Bet365 shitting the bed
Fuck's sake

YOU'VE GOT NO BALLS,
YOU'VE GOT NO BAaAaAAalS,

TIM BYRNE OF WYCOMBE,

YOU'VE GOT NO BALLS

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Fucking Zoumas

seeing Dutch teams struggle in early rounds of Europe this season tells me the league is quite shit indeed

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>We have had the same defensive failings for the last three years. It never improves. We may as well just given Leicester three goals at the start and saved the bother of playing the whole match. As a former defender, surely Howe would teach them to do the basics. Rant over. - Simon in Bournemouth
The Eddie Meme magic finally wearing off.

>Leicester and Palace in the top 4
Woy and Brenny masterclass

That has to be shopped no way did he upload that

>giving a card to a manager

>burke injured
>pennington injured
>toral injured
Suicide me with immediacy

business idea: Ole and Frank swap teams at Christmas

>LELDS

>Leeds

>lelds

>Leeds

DA SWANS

oh for fuck sake

>LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS

>Lelds

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he started uploading naked photos of himself recently, started off with boxers half down, now its gone all the way to this. i thought it was a deepfake at first too lmao

>no real rivalry
>shitters
>dead area of London
I could go on

>leeds

>lelds

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They've had multiple seasons in the PL, why is Ake the only quality defender they've decided to get?

>LEEDS

>conceding to 90 year old Wayne Routledge

And you'd still be wrong

FUCKIN’ COME ON LADS

RAAAAAAAAAHHHH YOU MUTHA FUKIN’ CUNTS

S W A N S E A
W
A
N
S
E
A

#FreeZouma

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>Dead area of london
Bruh, with all the stabbings, acid attacks, and vans of peace that's probably a good thing

Howe is too loyal to his League 1 shitters.

Whom the fuck is this?

YOU MUTUA FUKAHZ

S W A N S E A

FUKIN COME ON

LADS FUCKIN YESSSSSSSSSSS

WE ARE PLAYING SUCH FUCKING BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL

And magennis is suspended now hahaha honestly game end me

Mentally ill fella who /brit/ have been harrassing for a few years. His deterioration is accelerating

>Choke City

twitter.com/SeanoReilly80/status/1167827306322300928

>100 shots on goal and can’t put the ball in the net once again, same as last season. Owners need to have a look at themselves, this squad ain’t big enough to survive the championship.

KEK

>down to 9

Lel

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Shut the fuck up cunt, you played like fucking shite all game.

>this fucking ref

Needs sacking ASAP

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>Villa

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>100 shots on goal and can’t put the ball in the net once again
Sounds like it isn't Bielsa's fault

was it a dive?

>Chelshit still can't win at home

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Even if it was, that's a dick move

It literally never is
Managers are only figureheads these days

go suck on my fat chode you Leeds scum cunt

WE ALL HATE LEEDS

FUCK OFF
MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fucking love the blades me

ARGGGG save us VAR

>newcastle

Hate that rat grealish but they got robbed.

WE’RE PRIDE OF SOUTH LONDON
SOUTH LONDONS NUMBER ONE

What the actual fuck was that decision by the ref?

VAR got me SHOOK

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The area around Charlton has lots of crime though

LOL @ NORWICH

Wha happun?

ETERNALLY
FEATURING
LEEDS

Huddersfield and Stoke are struggling a bit

Still won though

Holy shit what a shit ref.

he's been on a mad one lately

We wuz robbed, kevin friend can die

*ahem*

FUCK VAR

LOL, you're not going up you sheep shagging welsh nonce. Swansea irrelevant little Welsh shithole, fuck off.

He went down outside the area in the 96th minute, from that another lad scored, giving Villa a last second equaliser and a point.

Ref ruled Grealish dived and booked him so the goal was disallowed as the foul happened first.

Freakish got fouled but Villa scored anyway. The ref then stopped play and said he dived so no goal was given. Didn’t even use VAR.

'ate Palace
'ate Millwall
Love Charlton

Simple as.

>league 1

went down, little bit dramatic but not really a dive
didn't even appeal, the ball went straight to lansbury and he buried it

Rule needs changing from clear and obvious to contentious, ref needs to see that

bradleywalshlaughing.jpg

Stay irrelevant x

posting about him doesn't mean harassing
he's gonna tweet and post videos all day regardless of what anyone does or says

He's schizophrenic and they send him threatening letters supposedly from the people he has delusions about.

Grealish went on a mazy run into the box in the 95th minute, got taken out by Cahill, ball fell to Lansbury who tucked it away, ref called the goal back and booked Grealish presumably for simulation when Cahill had clearly gone knee to knee with him.

I wonder what the record is for successive 5-0 defeats?

you’ve got a shit firm and a shit team

we did a fucking number on you

that was years ago

What an odd fucking reason to annul a goal
Meanwhile Spurs got away with clear penalties and Salah was given one over a shirt tug.
The way it's being used is inconsistent and a joke

Can confirm, used to live in Woolwich and it's a massive shithole which has only got worse (and more African/Arab) since I moved away

Seriously though where the fuck are his balls

Dan James scored today lol

Is there anything more pathetic then /brit/ posters.

>Divers finally facing real consequences

I'm alright with this

also pizzas

>His club doesn't have an FA cup

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Nonce

You only get firm around farm yard animals mate

But he didn't dive though

Bury had two, what's your point

wasn't a dive tho

fuck these refs, fuck VAR, fuck football

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thanks for the firm three points you inbred fuck

NORWAY LAD I SUMMON THEE

MAKE US A WEBM OF THE RULED OUT VILLA GOAL SO THAT WE MAY JUDGE IT UPON INSPECTION

Would you

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Kevin Friend better sleep awake tonight ygm famalams

>american
>talking about championship clubs

Okay customer

Congrats on your 1920 win

>Introduce VAR to get rid of controversial decisions
>Games are now even more controversial
Nice one FA

Cope

>flagposter
>posting anything of worth ever
lmao

isn't var checking everything for the first season?

Only clear and obvious errors by the ref

S E E T H I N G

boy who cried wolf

Nope

Goals checks (usually offisde)
Straight reds
Mistaken identities
Penalties

That's it IIRC

>welsh
>calling anybody inbred

Literally a country of 6 fingered, homo, animal noncers. You're clubs irrelevant and you'll never be a big club.

>Straight reds
It missed Tielemans ankle breaker just before too

Why do Brits pretend they aren't all the same? You're all ugly Celtic/Germanic/French mutts

McGinn should have had a penalty against spurs

didn't check that either

when did Leeds last win a trophy?

that's what you get ass licker
lmao

>You're clubs irrelevant
Bit like Lelds then

Clearly wasn't a dive, played the ball off before going down and didn't roll around, appeal for anything.

What the fuck is VAR for is what I want to know?

Helping Liverpool win the title

Didn't it cuck them out of it last year?

It's blatantly obvious but no one in the media has had the balls to say it

It kept them in last year, that match against Newcastle was just disgusting, along with all those last minute penalties and clear as fuck offside goals

EPL didn't have VAR last season

He absolutely fucked Villa vs Chelsea a few years back, too, believe they even made a formal complaint. Hope he's kicked down to the Conference for all eternity tbqh.