A bumper set of SIX top-flight fixtures this afternoon with some big names involved:
>Chelsea v Sheffield United >Crystal Palace v Aston Villa >Leicester City v AFC Bournemouth >Manchester City v Brighton & Hove Albion >Newcastle United v Watford >West Ham United v Norwich City
Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!
Could have gone to Meewawwl today but I couldn't be arsed going to London and back in a day so soon after Brentford, which is a much nicer away day on the terrace (for now, RIP Griffin Park)
If a brazillian scored that goal we'd be talking about it for decades, such a young player, such a tender age, what 23,24,25,26,27, you're talking arguably the best english forward, playing the sort of a maturity of a 29,30,31 year old, 32, 33
>have deadline >miss deadline >EFL extends deadline >miss deadline again >EFL does what it's supposed to >reeeee why won't you give me more time reeeee
Cameron Gonzalez
Of course he's not, what the fuck were they thinking
Me too, I'd pretend on Facebook that I'm sad about it but secretly I'd know it would be doing the world a favour
Eli Kelly
wanna lick her belly button
Cooper Garcia
>Can't break down one of the worst defences in the league >When they only have ten men
It takes a special kind of failure to fail that hard
Evan Diaz
Research what? Bury had a deadline, they missed it. Maybe don't make a bank transfer five minutes before the bank closes if you want to make sure it gets there in time.
Isaac Long
Her channel on YT is called Stuntpegg, definitely jailbait
Ethan Rivera
For me, it's Kevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham
William Davis
I watch her vlogs somtimes but you can never hear her voice on camera when its at a match
Aiden Lee
The EFL didn't force the old Bury owner to spaff far more money that they could afford and bankrupt themselves.
Carson Perez
Manure should've trusted Moyes
Josiah Gomez
England's very own.
Jaxson Cooper
WHOA BLACK TAMMY ABRAHAM WHOA BLACK TAMMY ABRAHAM
Matthew Cruz
They did allow him to buy the club and not step in when he refused to put money in it though
Benjamin Sanders
Ahh, a fellow tummy connoisseur, for me its Norway's Ingrid Engen
They did step in - they said he had to prove he could finance the club or they'd be ejected. He didn't, so they were
Owen Nguyen
Chelsea 2-1 Sheffield United Crystal Palace 2-1 Aston Villa Leicester City 2-1 AFC Bournemouth Manchester City 3-1 Brighton & Hove Albion Newcastle United 1-2 Watford
screencap this
Jose Lee
What channel is Chelsea Sheffield on?
Parker Harris
That was the new owner, the old one was the one who bankrupted them.
Hunter Richardson
>Manchester City 3-1 Brighton & Hove Albion
Post disregarded
Gabriel Ramirez
So they're punishing the club in its entirety because they fucked up letting a con man buy said club
Hudson Diaz
Television X
Brandon Nelson
The EFL allowed Steve Dale to be owner of Bury without completing the Owners and Directors Test and also failed to realise that Stewart Day had a string of failed companies behind him, much like Dale.
The EFL are complicit in allowing Bury to be booted out from the league. I'm amazed there are people defending them.
Ian Davis
She's 18 or 19, fap away.
Benjamin Moore
It's a business, not a charity
Xavier Evans
Spoken like a true customer.
Jace Cox
That should be the new slogan for the EFL
Jackson Garcia
>The EFL allowed Steve Dale to be owner of Bury without completing the Owners and Directors Test
The alternative was surely that bobody bought them, they went bankrupt and left the league anyway?
Ethan Phillips
im new to soccer what's all the numbers? amount of goals?
Cameron Martin
not enough goals?
Logan Watson
Chelsea vs Sheffield United match thread
Christian Gutierrez
The club was effectively bankrupt when he took them on. Dale is a specialist with failed businesses, but obviously Bury were too far up the shitter. It's no co-incidence no one else will take them on.
This live NBC stream looks like it was filmed about 15 years ago, why does american tv always feel like this
James Lewis
it's how many times you have to wank for each team during the game
Colton Stewart
the numbers mean amount of people who dive on each team
Mason Moore
gay tv here is showing Chelsea
where tf do i watch the other games, other site is down
Lucas Perry
fuck off, plastic
Christian Lee
Oh yes, I now remember all those credible owners lining up to to take over a bankrupt league 2 club when the EFL insisted it had to be him.
James King
>It's no co-incidence no one else will take them on. That C&N offer took 10 weeks to complete because Dale wouldn't deal with them and made constant excuses, such as having leukaemia.
Jason Barnes
have you seen Otamendi lately? the man is dying to commit an error
>Sherrock - Suzuki darts match Just like my wet dreams
Luis Phillips
look im all for feminism and all that but you cant have women doing the football, its just not right. you dont turn on the telly to hear a woman talk about vardys outside foot you want a bloke.
So they have cameras at every game, but only UK won't let 3PM games air on tv
Fucking why? It's not even like clubs care about people going to matches, tv deals make them more money than ticket sales anyway. Plus it would diversify the package winners, meaning even more money for the EFL. Could have six different companies biddding for these games.
Julian Sanchez
our last owner was commiting a literal genocide when he took over lol also lied about how much money he had
Levi Gutierrez
>POOCASSEL
Lucas Johnson
>Poocastle
Jeremiah Davis
>Brighton
Grayson King
to appease boomers
Cameron Adams
are you serious
Is Norway webm lad still deliveringnhere?
Nathan Wright
>3 goals already best league in the world la
Kevin Edwards
Watford to win their first game of the season today?
Angel Myers
It's the tradeoff for absolutely fucking the EFL when the tv money got adjusted to be more prem-biased
Kevin Richardson
Reckon City might win, lads
Ian Green
Go to the game you customer
Logan Collins
Gonna go paint and listen to the ipswich game on the radio
Explain to me why Southgate hasn’t called up Kevin Brown???
Levi Perez
Indeed, so it's hardly worth crying over the fact that Dale wasn't subjected to it. And the reason it is so shit it because the EFL are desperate to avoid getting into legal trouble themselves for blocking what is effectively someone taking over a company.
Dominic Turner
Sounds comfy
Owen Perry
Get the train then.
Gabriel Lee
Sounds like a white guy name
Jose Gray
Cunts are always on strike
Asher Turner
>City
This is gonna be an absolute cricket score
Liam Mitchell
3?
Angel Kelly
Drive then
Alexander Garcia
>Robbie Savage doing his best to give Glenn Hoddle another heart attack
>oh thats quite sexy, why dont i have a click >chink face yuck
Colton Morris
Who is this jism prism?
Eli Nelson
would lick
Brody Robinson
it's not about the attendances of the prem games it's about the EFL games on at 15:00
Eli Ramirez
Gay
Julian Sanchez
they even go back to it when it doesnt work, like they get the ball back out wide and just do it again rather than have a shot, its boring cuck football and theres no joy in any of it
Why is it in international fixtures you see these beautiful sexy young women with nice firm bobs and in epl fixtures you see fat blind old bads with saggy tits and lesbo haircuts
atleast they got some fitty female presenters on tv now so i can have a quick wank when needed
William Rivera
Do they have 6 matches at 5:30?
Camden Jones
ar roo've reen a rery rery norty boy
Bentley Powell
chinks are gross and inhuman, i presume you are nonces
Camden Parker
they will do soon for the fat audience
Michael Long
you need to get yourself a wife lad, you wont have any interest in sex ever again its based being able to actually think and be a human being
Tyler Wilson
Based Vardy
Gabriel Wright
>mi'waw getting away with shit
Gavin Bennett
because international football is for children and hot womyn have the intellect of a child most of the time due to never facing any challenges in life
Samuel Thompson
The BT woman is a cracker like
Joseph Ortiz
Why do they have literally no fans on Yea Forums and never have?
They're playing right now and there isn't even a match thread. The only time there's a City match thread is if it's the only game on so it's made and populated by neutrals.
Hell Chelsea are playing and already have a 50 post match thread after a few minutes on a 3pm kick-off.
Kek love how the man on bt sport score shut down the woman with his fake laugh when she started talking some nonsense about "would you rather go to the football or someones wedding". Silly woman doesnt realise shes on a football show and not loose women.
My mate had both his stag do and wedding last year during the season, the absolute cunt. It was a posh wedding and neither of them liked football so there wasn't even a telly!
Juan Bennett
They have exactly one chant, and it's "CITY CITY CITY" whenever they're in the final 5 minutes and ahead.
Charles Cooper
plastics aren't real fans and don't go to games you dribbling mongoloid
Levi Fisher
It's full of tourists so they don't know the chants
Chanting is problematic mate, we must do better. It is 2019.
Dylan Bell
Most premier league grounds are dead, it's not just man city fans.
The london stadium here is in total silence except the norwich fans
Jordan Cox
Why is everyone so obsessed with city?
Lucas Taylor
Please keep your rage contained here
Nathan Reyes
RIP Pukki 2019-2019, it was a fun 3 weeks
Jason Hughes
the weird thing about city is how indifferent everyone is to them. no one really hates them, no one really cares what they do, no matter how good they get. even their own ""fans"" are indifferent. they should play in a beige kit really.
Ian Ramirez
Nah city is like a lot more quiet than even London grounds, Liverpool and United usually don't have that problem as well, and they're big clubs, it's literally fucking dead silent at the etihad rn
Levi Myers
probably because they're stealing all the trophies
Grayson Allen
have dilate you sexless thots!
Tyler Brooks
Feel bad for Bolton tbf
Aiden Hill
all of the new ones are absolute shite for acoustics too because they're big open athletics stadiums
Zachary Perez
They sing about Liverpool, I dont remember them singing about anybody else including their own players, just that allez song
Adam Carter
Cause I'm poor mate
Anthony Smith
>City fan says something retarded >Gets laughed at >WOW SO OBSESSED WITYH CITY
Ryan Johnson
needing to wank during football, freak
Ian Wilson
Chanting may insult your opponent, sometimes it can even include racist and other hateful words about players and teams. There is no place for chants in modern football, friends
Hunter Ramirez
the first post about city was this you seething mong
Jaxon Sanders
Is it me or does City actually have a bog standars defence? It just never gets exposed because they defend with their attacking players.
Josiah Lewis
A fair point although if you filled the London Stadium with Dynamo Dresden fans it'd be rocking.
Ethan Hughes
>pakis who hop on the train from london up to old trafford aren't plastics
Adam Myers
NOOOOOOO NOT LAPORTE FUCK YOU YOU ENGLISH DRUNKTARDS
West hams middle defenders are only checking Pukki. Needs more from other attackers who have now more room. Cantwell already had tap-in but couldnt finish.
Matthew Ward
Hope they manage at least a couple of experienced transfers or it'll be a long half season for them.
I'm happy to end the villa match now and take the point away
Jayden King
Laporte done ACL?
Jace Parker
I can smell the seething scouser behind who typed this post
Christopher Harris
If they're not in the top 4 by December he'll be gone.
Lincoln Allen
kevin nolan might be the least articulate 'pundit' i've ever seen
Thomas Myers
Convinced Sky stole my sitcom script and gave it it Romesh. Might have to sue the fucks.
Ian Sullivan
jej
Dominic Thompson
No chance he's getting top 4 before January, he would be lucky to finish the season in 6th
Oliver Perry
Watch BT Sport Score it's far more interesting
Chase Williams
all still true
Andrew Watson
yeah season ender at least, real shame that poor l ad
Joshua Gonzalez
SCHAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Adrian Sanchez
shouldn't sue your family, Raghav
Jonathan Myers
If they don't improve on last season he's fucked. He's spent £150m on 3 British players and offload two of their best players so he's already created a tightrope for himself.
>and neither are very good. no they're both world class
Sebastian Green
For a CB he has an uncanny goalscoring ability. I'm pretty sure he was Switzerland's penalty taker at some point
Benjamin Nelson
They might have to start John Stones
Xavier Baker
Nice filename
Gabriel Thompson
Mate give it a rest. I'm a Newcastle fan and I know it does not need a game thread today
Jaxson Morris
I missed by one ahhhhhhhhhh
Caleb Morgan
does palace actually have good atmosphere or is that just a meme
Aiden Diaz
42
Blake Lee
>Derby nicks Matt Clarke >benches him >goes 3-0 down instantly
William Walker
They're going to have to buy a centre half in January, 60m for should be enough for a emergency cover
Asher Torres
I'd like to feel some pressure from her if you know what I mean
Angel Cooper
they do. Comfy stadium helps t. lifelong
Tyler Collins
Could get used to this Ipswich winning every week lark.
Nolan Fisher
I'm baffled why cocu dropped Clarke. Him and keogh looked solid first two games. Our transfers have been dogshit. Some overrated polish kid from arsenal for 10m, rooney joining in jan, fuck knows where we will be then, might be zero point getting him in, and dowell is so so bad
Ryan Bennett
sounds like he's taking over perma-crock role perfectly desu
He'd be better against better teams playing a higher line.
Mason Butler
>You're 3-0 down at home to Watford in the 3rd round of the Carabao Cup. You have never made a senior appearance, but tonight you are on the bench. It's the 72nd minute, this man tells you to take your bib off and start warming up. Just before you enter the pitch, he pulls you aside and says 'This is Manchester United. Biggest Club in the world. You know the kind of players I played with? Scholsey, Giggsy, Nicky Butt, Teddy Sheringham, top players, world class players. Now you've got top players out there to link up with lad, Rashy, Lingy, Chongy, proper players, now get your head up and get that cross in early, and get the ball in the back of the net'
Worst thing is weddings are almost always in places with shit reception.
Eli Sullivan
Their atmosphere is shit it's just less shit than most others. Since most grounds are dead, it gets noticed and picked up that Palace have a group of 40 lads actually trying to sing.
Jonathan Moore
>How do you respond? I run into one of my team mates and get injured
Carson Richardson
Dives.
James Gonzalez
*gets lost in the action and just runs about a bit*
Milwall away is the only game i've been to where I actually couldn't hear my mate next to me
And that was in league 1 10 years ago
Ryder Nguyen
They were shit last season as well
Jeremiah Stewart
Should have bought a pacey wideman. Reckon Sessegnon needs to be used as an attacker since weve got like 5 left backs. Ali needs to be used exclusively as a second striker. Recognise that our fullbacks are not good enough to be exclusively relied on for width and we need them to be robust defensively. Need to use Son more as a striker than a winger. Need to have the courage to occasionally rotate Kane or take him off, or atleast be open to that idea. Need to keep moura wide and stop putting him in ridiculous situations where hes challenging for headers as a centre forward. Need a competent right back. Needs to start Eriksen. Needs to start Vertonghen. Need poch to stop overtraining his players; our chronic injury problems cant be coincidences
Type F for me lads, I put sterling as my captain instead of aguero last couple of weeks after he got that hatrick, since then aguero has got 4 goals and sterling 1
Is anyone more confident in officiating in the prem right now?
Jacob Kelly
>the land of Sunder
Julian Nelson
>because he took too long to decide if he's French or Spanish and then he misses that shot he only threatened to play for spain because france weren't calling him up
nah I’ve got sky just don’t want to watch some senile old cunts scream at their monitor in a very superficial fashion because Queen of The South scored against Carling Pub Team fc
look up
Asher Collins
I mean Ox and Lallana were out for literally a year, and we had to keep playing Milner as a right back, but ok
>We have had the same defensive failings for the last three years. It never improves. We may as well just given Leicester three goals at the start and saved the bother of playing the whole match. As a former defender, surely Howe would teach them to do the basics. Rant over. - Simon in Bournemouth The Eddie Meme magic finally wearing off.
Robert Thompson
>Leicester and Palace in the top 4 Woy and Brenny masterclass
Grayson Morgan
That has to be shopped no way did he upload that
Jaxon Watson
>giving a card to a manager
Levi Bell
>burke injured >pennington injured >toral injured Suicide me with immediacy
Justin Rogers
business idea: Ole and Frank swap teams at Christmas
he started uploading naked photos of himself recently, started off with boxers half down, now its gone all the way to this. i thought it was a deepfake at first too lmao
Zachary Mitchell
>no real rivalry >shitters >dead area of London I could go on
>100 shots on goal and can’t put the ball in the net once again, same as last season. Owners need to have a look at themselves, this squad ain’t big enough to survive the championship.
LOL, you're not going up you sheep shagging welsh nonce. Swansea irrelevant little Welsh shithole, fuck off.
Ian Howard
He went down outside the area in the 96th minute, from that another lad scored, giving Villa a last second equaliser and a point.
Ref ruled Grealish dived and booked him so the goal was disallowed as the foul happened first.
Aaron Diaz
Freakish got fouled but Villa scored anyway. The ref then stopped play and said he dived so no goal was given. Didn’t even use VAR.
Andrew Cooper
'ate Palace 'ate Millwall Love Charlton
Simple as.
Jackson Hall
>league 1
Aaron Morales
went down, little bit dramatic but not really a dive didn't even appeal, the ball went straight to lansbury and he buried it
Thomas Wood
Rule needs changing from clear and obvious to contentious, ref needs to see that
Caleb Butler
bradleywalshlaughing.jpg
Levi Wright
Stay irrelevant x
Jayden Morales
posting about him doesn't mean harassing he's gonna tweet and post videos all day regardless of what anyone does or says
Connor Turner
He's schizophrenic and they send him threatening letters supposedly from the people he has delusions about.
Evan Campbell
Grealish went on a mazy run into the box in the 95th minute, got taken out by Cahill, ball fell to Lansbury who tucked it away, ref called the goal back and booked Grealish presumably for simulation when Cahill had clearly gone knee to knee with him.
Brody Smith
I wonder what the record is for successive 5-0 defeats?
Bentley Gutierrez
you’ve got a shit firm and a shit team
we did a fucking number on you
Joseph Jenkins
that was years ago
Samuel Howard
What an odd fucking reason to annul a goal Meanwhile Spurs got away with clear penalties and Salah was given one over a shirt tug. The way it's being used is inconsistent and a joke
Benjamin Hernandez
Can confirm, used to live in Woolwich and it's a massive shithole which has only got worse (and more African/Arab) since I moved away
Brayden Edwards
Seriously though where the fuck are his balls
Jacob Richardson
Dan James scored today lol
Luke Hall
Is there anything more pathetic then /brit/ posters.
Literally a country of 6 fingered, homo, animal noncers. You're clubs irrelevant and you'll never be a big club.
Samuel Jones
>Straight reds It missed Tielemans ankle breaker just before too
Noah Wright
Why do Brits pretend they aren't all the same? You're all ugly Celtic/Germanic/French mutts
Gabriel Cook
McGinn should have had a penalty against spurs
didn't check that either
Asher Russell
when did Leeds last win a trophy?
Austin Stewart
that's what you get ass licker lmao
Anthony White
>You're clubs irrelevant Bit like Lelds then
James Barnes
Clearly wasn't a dive, played the ball off before going down and didn't roll around, appeal for anything.
What the fuck is VAR for is what I want to know?
Adrian Reed
Helping Liverpool win the title
Blake Sanders
Didn't it cuck them out of it last year?
Matthew Long
It's blatantly obvious but no one in the media has had the balls to say it
Sebastian Gray
It kept them in last year, that match against Newcastle was just disgusting, along with all those last minute penalties and clear as fuck offside goals
Cooper King
EPL didn't have VAR last season
Logan Rogers
He absolutely fucked Villa vs Chelsea a few years back, too, believe they even made a formal complaint. Hope he's kicked down to the Conference for all eternity tbqh.