UFC china game thread #4 - main event time

keeeeeeeeeeeeek

literally don't show your face brazil

MY FUCKING GIRL

MY FUCKING GIRL ZHANG!!!!

YESSS!!!!

WTF LADS

I AM ALLOW
STUDY MARTIAL ARTS 15 HOURS NO STEAL SHOE LIKE BN

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Straight up deleted, sheeeeeeeeit.... You think this is due to Rose kinda pre-flushing her in the first round of their fight?

THE HUE FEARS THE CHINK

Nice

DAMMMN

how did andrade just lose like that
total fluke

she's restful

Zhang best champ

she's fucking savage lads

LOOK AT THIS COPING HUE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>7-1
>ANDRADE DED

I invented the Candrade meme

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time to sleep

just like andrade

Based chink

FUCKING BASED LMAO

order is restored after that dyke had the luckiest win ever against Rose

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The duality of man

wasn't andrade supposed to be elite? I don't quite follow this sport

someone give me some hot spic and asian lesbian action webms NOW!

Andrade had no respect for Zhang.

Dana shitting himself in glee right now.

Solid heem

Okay that solves it, im having powerful children with a Chinese woman now.

only time i regret choosing a piss over wmma

unskilled roid monkey

yes, that was not supposed to happen

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

it's wmma. Literally everyone can heem anyone.

CHINA POWER

Andrade's face looked a bit sunken to me desu, maybe she didn't rehydrate that well

That and she's always been a bit chinny at SW. Generally no one has the power to take her out though

no, rose was beating the shit out of her until she won

Impressive, very nice...

However...

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How bout that slam KO finish lmao BRAZIL YOU'RE A DUMP ALL YOU FILTHY ANIMALS SUCK

ANDRADE: EXPOSED
HUES: FOREVER BTFO

She's a cut baby, she was getting worked by Rose until she got the slam KO.

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I'm not suprised motherfuckers ZHANG GANG

It was literally scripted by Uncle Daner.

Hi Dana

ZHANG GANG

>42 seconds

Time to learn Mandarin, /heem/sters. The dawn of Chinese domination has come.

Not really. She was getting beat up her last fight until she won and had not title defenses before this fight. She's still a legit fighter, but she's used to being much stronger than all her opponents and the Chinese girl was probably on as many steroids as her this fight.

Thank fuck, I'm getting sick of these brazilians that fucking look like men. Zhang is using steroids too of course but at least she looks female.

Look at Dana he's so giddy

andrade's chin did look shaky against rose

No. She was gifted the title with a fluke slam KO after getting technically pieced up for a whole round.

HOT POTATO HOT POTATO HOT POTATO

So did China not lose on the whole card?

She made it look as easy as the turn of her palm

imagine falling asleep right before that spicy heem

China won the story of the card

Based Zhang hugging Dana

This translator is the new gold standard

The hue fear the social credit

CHINA NUMBAH 1

JJ couldn't do that to Jessica.
Joanna is getting heemed.

nice script you got there Dana

Is Zhang also a lesbian?

Reminder Zhang was definitely on steroids for this fight, but I don't care because Andrade was also on steroids.

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based translator

>the first asian champ is a woman
yep

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Yeah, I wonder if she's been in too many wars

Worth staying up for.

Who do you want to creampie more? Brapentina or Weili? For me, it's Weili

What the fuck are we waiting for

Other nations will have to get social credit in to create the best stars

did i miss this fight did zhang win? andrade that turbo can with literally 1 slam move

This translator is absolutely based, gold standard

Of course she is, it's WMMA.

C'mon lads, anything else in this shit card worth going back for?

They lost to Japan
Anime wins again

Truly the next century belongs to them. We literally cannot compete.

zhang took andrade to heem city

So

When's Cejudo gonna call her out?

There are no lesbians in China. Lesbians are degenerate Western capitalist disease.

HONG KONG!! YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK!!!

Who should Zhang defend against first?

>the chad elbows to the back of the head vs the virgin following the rules

joanna jdedezzedekckykks

I GO EAT DOG NAO
SHEE YA GUYS

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What about benson?

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>gold standard

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I agree with the general sentiment of this post.

My dick

Actually it's BJ

Ngannou

Well that was boring. What a bunch of faggots you are

WHERE IS WOW GUY

WHERE IS WOW GUY

WHERE IS WOW GUY?

KOREA AND JAPAN BTFO. NEVE DOUBT WHO THE #1 EAST ASIA COUNTRY IS

Is the Future of mankind some sort of White/Asian hybrid like Kazakh people?

If it is.. It won't be too bad.

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based

Jesus fucking Christ the Chinese language is fucking disgusting to listen to.

Nationalism levels off the roofs

that didn't just happen. andrade didn't just lose to some random chinese woman in seconds

rose get your ass back in there

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China #1

congrats to our greatest ally

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>that 3-way translation confusion
Bisping's CTE is really showing

Dana wants to get the fuck out of China

Jesus Christ just make Rose champ again

what in the fuck

this desu

>Sank you errybody
>my name is Zhang Weili
>I am from China!
>Remembah me!

I honestly don't see anyone beating Zhang.

Top tier clinch work

MR BONE VERY ENTHUSIASM

Andrade was always a paper champion. She won the belt on a head drop.

Awlkward bee

Wake up Weili

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this translator is based af

CRINGE ALERT

FUMING 3RD WORLD SHITSKIN

>thailand ip

get a different vpn ladyboy

Thug Rose this is obvious.

Nightmare mode: Henry Cejudo

you are posting a model, you know there are good and bad looking people of all races?

What has BsBing actually been thinking these last 5 minutes lmao

K I'm out

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I wanna see Rose getting her shit pushed in again.

G-G-G-G-G-GADOOOOOOOOOSHHHHH

he hasnt

she isn't random you cazzie. 20 fight win streak

zhangs social credit score just increased 300 points. she is allowed to use trains now

lmao what kind of retarded question is that Bisping?

>Would you change anything in a fight you just got knocked out in the 1st round?
Well nah I think she'll say it went according to plan

He’s in the crowd

A beautiful execution.

>Who should Zhang defend against first?
joanna if she beats tecia in october
only other possibility is tatiana

>English to Brazilian to Chinese translations
Based cluster fuck ufc

ught dfq is this

Actually.. There is no good looking pure black or aboriginal australians.

Only the ones mixed with White blood. This is a fact.

Would you change anything in the fight that you got humiliated in?

>tf
>tp
Nice try, mutt. I'm literally whiter than anyone in your neighborhood.

You were supposed to take the dive and come to ONE, home of martial arts and honor,respect,dignity. How could you Zhang??

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I feel like this should have been over like 10 minutes ago? Event ended.

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CHINA CHINS CHINA POWA

k byeee

Obviously Joanna if she wins her next fight.

these translators are based af love it

andrade looks like she's in hog heaven surrounded by all those giants

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>It's in God's hands
This is why you have to ask. Brazilians just hope for a miracle.

The translator didn’t translate wife into Chinese

hahah le ebin "china be dictatorship" meme, usa #1 right? hahah trump based!!

god damn she hits like a chinese man

Zhang is just technically superior in every way, I thought there was some chance Andrade won through brute dyke power like she did against Rose but she can't hang on a technical level with the top of the division

Would be down to see Rose-Zhang

Bisping stop it already

winner of Joanna/Waterson. Joanna beat Tecia last year.

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Anyone got the webm of Bisping's autism when the Chinese translator came up to him and the Portuguese commentator and his tiny Mancunian brain couldn't handle it?

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I noticed this too, but I can't imagine how much adrenaline that chink had running through her when she realized she had a chance to finish it in under a minute

fresh heem

>crashes the peso with no survivors

what a fucking savage holy fuck

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three languages in the post fight. i aint got time for this shit.

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>337 posts early

Rope yourself fatty

yes americans are that stupid, they don't realize how shit their country is. i'm estonian don't worry i'll be banned any second now for proxy.

no

Brock Lesnar

Inb4 bisping interviews the ref

Kek. She'd fit in well there

>Europe
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>North America
Stipe Miocic
Jon Jones
Max Holloway
Henry Cejudo
>Oceania
Robert Whittaker
>South America
Amanda Nunes
>Asia
Valentina Shevchenko
Weili Zhang

we have a champ from every continent boys
we are all /heem/

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Why is Dana so red?

Greg Hardy

baijiu

That was a good main event

Funny how Zhang has been saying her name and don't forget her for a few fights, and now she's Champ

>imagine hearing that yours is by definition "the greatest country on earth" every single day from age 0 till you die

Maybe USA and China aren't that different after all.

Weili's on team Jeb!
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Americans only get depersoned for being racist.

Yeah lol, america is so shit..

Imagine having the right to say whatever you want and not get thrown in prison for being against the government.

Imagine having the right to own a gun to protect your home.

Imagine having the right to live your life how you wish too.

USA fucking sucks hahah

chinese opium

lol bisping like that fucking translator

What about Antarctica

Chael in a drag

its the color he makes when he orgasms

>muh money
who cares nigga, it's just a piece of paper

you amerifats are so brainwashed it's unbelievable

>>Europe
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
Dagestan is in Asia, buddeh.

this. fuck niggers

Based.
We are all /heem/

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Bitch went out like Cyborg did

answer right here
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I know from experience that penguins are shit fighters
don't get your hopes up

I want joanna to smother me with her feet along with kk

Valentina is South American, she's 100% Peruvian

>Andrade exposed as a can who got lucky
based Zhang

Valentina is from Ukraine de facto.
Holloway from Pacific/Oceania.

>protect your home.
from what exactly? i never lock my house or car doors

If you need to count hybrids, you're in a sad state.

>100% Peruvian
Ewwww.

hey dont talk sit about my uncel Chael like that he looks 100 better that this roided (wo)man

/br/os...

the chilean jew strikes again

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They made him wait too long to belt his first Chinaman champ
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that punch was pretty fast and accurate

didn't really even see it in real time

Tell me about your penguin fights, user

Basado

Isn't she Kyrgyzstani or however the fuck that letter vomit is spelled?

hue USADA montage update when?

it literally isn't
of course the Asia/Europe divide is a social construct because there's no tectonic plate dividing the two but it's universally accepted that Asian Russia doesn't begin until you go east of the Ural Mountains

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You can immigrate, you know? Come home, WASP man.

>de facto
you're not using that correctly

I know we like to meme about Dana Red but the real answer is insanely high blood pressure

You do know that "pure black" lightskins exist right?

Being pitch black doesn't make you "pure black" it just makes you unlucky lmao

*saves the card for brasil*

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From niggers, spics and meth'd out whites.

Also, an out of control government. Yanks had the right idea, and it will be the sanctuary for whites in future.

working on it. torn between USA or Australia.

What was your favorite non-main event fight today?

Hawaii BELONGS to the United States.
Therefore he is North American.

Just like how someone from French Guyana is BY LAW European.

she's got Ruski/Ukrainian parents and was born in Kyrgyzstan. She hadn't stepped foot in Peru until about 2010.

What does the curious W tattoo stand for?

Kyrgyszstani of Ukranian ancestry and born in the USSR, now representing Peru

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Wow he sounds like a faggot. Sometimes you lose respect for somebody the more you know of them smdh

I thought this too. But it's actually in Europe. Everything north of the Caucasus Mountains is geographically Europe.

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I'm scared guys. Leech and Zhang are in shenzhen which is just next door.

Are they going to send them to beat us up?

Andrade was turning her head, though. Perfectly legal.

I know m8, just taking the piss. I've heard her speak Spanish and sounds like a Russian robot

Based

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I'd rather keep out racists

dc got smashed, son

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i thought you chinks were supposed to be smart.. Molotovs aren't hard to make.

Also cleaning liquids, nails, yada yada

They infected him with communism.

What an incredibly disgusting string of ethnicities and nationalities.

all non-whties are racist

gadooooooooooosh

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How so. She is from Ukraine in reality.

post jj and kk pics to fight chinese degeneracy

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don't you have anything better to do than bait heem at 11pm?

There is literally nothing wrong with being Peruvian. Pisco is Peruvian and it's a great drink

damn we have our first patrician MMA fighter
delightful

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anyone got the dc-stipe 2 webm? i need it to prove a point

>She's taken the Tony pill

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Andrade unironically wins the rematch

ew get this ugly babushka/smeagol mix out of here

First Anderson Silva, now Ferguson
True Gweilo Wushu fighters

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>torn between USA or Australia.
how bout no

Excellently baited, my friend.

is there gonna be a post-fight conference in china?

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Based and kino desu

How did Bisking do today?

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Mmmmm gremlin pussy

Suck a dong Senor Wong

Saved the event until the heemings happened.

>Zheng is Fergpilles
basado

You wankers better stop saying my waifu is on steroids

Based Patrician Fighter Zhang

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ethnicity > law
geography > law
Don't be delusional now.

yes. The entire thing will be in Mandarin though

just imagine
> Zhang gets heemed by Gadelha
> Gadelha gets heemed by Joanna
the belt will complete a full circle

youtube.com/watch?v=ogrQ_VvbfHo

>waifu
Cringe, kys. She's also on all the fucking steroids, she just basically bulldozed a man in there.

fantastic clinch work

Cute

he seems to think every fight is close even when it isn't. he also over uses the whole "oh no the thing I just said he shouldn't do he did it and it worked aren't i daft" schtick

He had to glance at a Chinese fighter's name on his trunks during the prelims, made me chuckle

Damn you can see how bad Zhang wanted that finish on her face. Glad she gave us a good heem to save the card.

This is the best one

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not really, no

A juiced up shitskin and chink slugging it out while the honorable and skillful white woman was cheated out of her title.

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>Giving a fuck about some woman beating the shit out of another woman

wtf

Now where are my roided niggers.

Horrendous. I honestly think my IQ decreased after hearing his commentary. I would rather hear the screams of one thousand banshee then hearing him commentate a fight again.

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Very cool

I like that schtick more than Dominick Cruz's "I know everything about mma even though I got schooled by Cody Garbrandt and I'm consistently wrong about things" schtick

Based and chinkpilled

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WHAT THE FUCK I MISSED IT I THOUGHT IT WAS LATER FUCK

Did anyone else think that Zhang threw a shit load of elbows to the back of the head?

They've paired him with the worst play-by-play guy, Brandon Fitzgerald. So he seems worse than he is.

>he seems to think every fight is close even when it isn't
i noticed this too, I think he's trying to be "objective" but doesn't realise that that doesn't mean he just doesn't pick a winner at all

See you next week when you miss 242 you fucking caz. Just look up the start time it's not hard to follow this sport.

Yes, but its MMA you can never trust to have a clean finish. They always go for the back of the head and the ref just lets it go.

>horse teeth
disgusting

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it was justice for rose

I hope someone will be scouring the Chinese TV networks for all the crazy shit they're gonna be doing with Zhang

Hard to tell from the angles. Think there was maybe one or two but most were to the side.

This is the one you're looking for

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Who?

dc wins the trilogy
both of them

Hope she gets the royal treatment like Val did in Kyrgyzstan

Maybe, maybe not. China has a tricky relationship with MMA. Like that MMA guy who would go to shit martial arts schools and expose the instructors as frauds, his social credit is tanked so far he isn't even allowed on public transport anymore.

>honorable and skillful
That wigger coalburner gypsy is neither of those things.

Rose looks like mini khabib

They're the same. Instead of being a know it all he's pretending he is while still being one

>he did the thing I said he shouldn't do and it's worked

is a way of saying he did a dumb thing and he lucked out I'm so smart I'd never do the dumb thing.

2 elbows actually

Hah, Willy Zhang, that's funny

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I think Suarez unironically has a hard time against Zhang. Joanna/Rose are the more interesting matchups

I want to marry her

this girl is done. zhang sends her to retirement

in her defense andrade had her head so low it was hard to land them on the side of the head how the were clinched up

I can't unironically see joanna winning any fights in wmma anymore. Everyone knows she doesnt have power.

Valentina is a very well known racist, she HATES asian people

She will move down and get that belt

Carla Esparza coming back for that strap

Zhang unironically flushes her

Suarez struggled and gassed vs Nina. Zhang's a much better wrestler, striker, and has much better cardio than Nina.

Wtf i love her now.

this
also this

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>2020
>Zhang vs Cejudo is official
>Zhang ko's Cejudo via flying knee in 2 seconds
>Communism is immediately implemented in the west
What do?

Zhang will win for a while, then she will lose and people will say she was a can all along. The circle of life. Hopefully Andrade isn't done, she was such a fucking tank for a long time

Does anybody stand a chance against her, lads?

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andrade didn't even try to survive on the ground but got up kind of quick after the stoppage
a pretty heartlet performance
seems like she's done

Cejudo can take her.

Paige Vanzant

andrade fucking sucks dude. muh haymaker muh slam. she got absolutely mobbed by anyone with a little power.

Rose, that's probably it.

>Rose
>"White"
>"Honorable"
>Not a coal burner

Tatiana via wrestlefuck

Why do you faggots watch WMMA so intensely?

Joanna is good against all Strawweights not named Rose Narijuana

spotted the casual

>1776 commences again
like clockwork

*splat*
THUD ROSE
THUD ROSE
THUD ROSE

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Suarez is a fucking can that was getting pushed to the brink by Ansaroff

Why don't you? The big fights have been ending in sheems lately.

Its WW, stands for wes watson, on the belly he has DAGO, its san diego

No idiot its cuz getting punched hurts.

She broke her neck and still won

Blatant illegal elbows. What a joke.

China is too strong

Joanna in pictures is weird, whenever she takes pictures of herself that she takes time to do I always find her ugly, but whenever someone else takes a photo of her or a video she always looks so pretty, she has a really good fashion sense aswell.

I want to believe

I think you'd be surprised.

She is juiced up beyond belief probably.

Tito Ortiz-esque

Willy, wake up, it's all over.

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quite literally happens all the time caz, smoke em if you got em refs wont do shit

Karma for winning the belt dirty.

so you're saying that andrade was robbed in brazil AND china?

Mizuki flushes Zhang

WTF is a caz

heeminder my foot was a balloon

Dana came for the $

>whenever someone else takes a photo of her or a video she always looks so pretty
she looks like a hobgoblin no matter who's taking the photo

A really shitty forced meme

caz=cazzie=casual ya caz

It's what you are

side of the head. keep crying bitch

Dana just let the script out again. bet accordingly.

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Cejudo will lose Zhang.

Zhang has the capabilities to beat him.

Zhang probably didn't deserve the title shot but shit she made the most of it

Absolute sheem

Fuck you that's not even a thing. Stop trying to create shitty memes

You should do a podcast.

Because it's interesting to see women fight.

Because I'm a grown man who doesn't care to watch the weakest possible people ever try to fumble around a fight.

WMMA is literally the most casual thing possible. They make it to sell to cazzies to fill up cards since they've spread themselves so thin

based cazzie

How many titles defenses will Zhang rack up?

I am still mad over mandrade winning rose even though she got pierced up

Thank you based Zhang for denying her a title defence. I'm just next door so feel free to heem me anytime if China sends you in.

Yeah like watching children's American football.

I already have one

Sometimes I do calls and when I don't agree with the other person I call them a caz and hang up

spotted the cazzies

Some shoop an "unheemable" headband on weili so i can spam it in every thread

There is nothing casual about women's sports unless they're in bikinis (because the casual won't care).

Stop replying to me

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The queen will get her belt back

>ITT grown men talking about a bunch of sub-manlet women who couldn't injur a pillow

lmfao have sex faggots

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link pls

Calm down bro. Come on, let's go to breakfast to cheer you up.

There are no good memes anymore, the whole concept is past is past its expiration date and needs to be tossed

heem.com/podcast1

Have a good day friend

>helikes big strong bearded men instead
You do you, Zane.

Lads I turned $500 into $1850 tonight thanks to based Magnum and Leech plus the first deposit match from mybookie. First card I ever bet on, I was just so sure about Zhang.

>That's it then, I'm gonna be addicted to this aren't I?

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My opinion >>> Your opinion

What's wrong with you?

Fuck you guys I'm going back to Sherdog I've never liked this shithole

Yes. Quit while you're ahead

Look at all that pollution

>a fucking leaf

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Two weeks until his return

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Andrade clearly got poisoned by the toxic chinese smog, she wins the rematch if it's not in China

Listen to non-retarded /heem/ advice and you will make this every weekend.

Andrade smoked some good fighters.

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And be aware that next week's card, UFC 242, is on at an unusual time as well.

she fought rose in brazil. i think it was fair.

post fight conference
youtube.com/watch?v=ogrQ_VvbfHo

If I was an MMA fighter I'd do this kinda shit

>no audio
lel

Wait hes on the gaethje cowboy card? Im more looking forward to this than 242 now.

I feel that. Gonna pull out all my winnings and keep $500 to play with. Look forward to either losing it or making more with you lot

no audio

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>guy bounces off cage to land on one foot
>doesn't shoot while his body is entirely perpendicular to the ground

Imagine someone dancing in the middle of the fight and not taking that advantage, little nig was SHOOK he was gonna meme on him

kek i tried to fix my audio for like two mins i'm such a doofus

MFW a fightpass is required to be able to stream post-fight conference's audio

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how do i filter out namefags?

it's on now

Who is she?

if you were an mma fighter you would try to do that kinda shit and trip yourself

>he has this pic on his pc because he knows who the superior country is

some anime girl that came here specifically to laugh at you

I know that your bet was right but betting on WMMA is a terrible choice

>If I was an mma fighter I'd do dumb shit that makes it easy to knock me out

Hence why you're not an MMA fighter

Missed the card.

>Zaleski has been stopped
>mfw

At least it was /ourguy/ the leech who did it.

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they should put colby on a china card. shades of rock 4 cold war

it's boring and slow anyway, every question takes forever to answer because of the translating.

You missed a genuine slopfest

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I still remember Ronda's second defeat
>CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCH! CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCH!

>fagestani striking
wew

Drinks on me, boys

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Won the story but lost the fight.

WRONG, my mind-body connection is unrivalled, if my body is cappable of it then I just need to concieve, believe, then I will achieve

WRONG, I could be lightweight champ, featherweight if I wanted to be a cutbaby, but I'm not prepared to have lifelong problems from my 50's onwards from getting punched in the head millions of times.

it wasn't even like he got caught, he got outclassed the whole fight
it's on youtube

I got the food boss.

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sheet I forgot the even was so early
beast

pro fighter running around eating junk food. disgusting worse than schaub

be sure to join us in the heem mixed martial arts discussion thread

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Lol no that thread is where all the shit is, real discussion in this thread

Zhang had already won the fight on style alone

wait until the bump limit is finished

It took Weili Zhang 1year, 27 days, and 4 fights to become UFC champion

Comfychamp

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Based giga cazzie pretending no one says cazzie

zhang rocking that communist factory worker look. modest and shows she's ready for business. 7.3/10

Weili will beat JJ, Rose and maybe Suarez

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No steroids, she's been training in martial arts literally since she could walk. Just at her Natty limit

Why do you not like to look at women? Are you a faggot?

China IS a dictatorship, you absolute brainlet.

>communist factory worker
>yeezys

Dictatorship of the Proletariat baby, we coming for those assets in 2042

Yeah mate I love looking at hideous looking excuses for women lightly tapping each other on the face

>martial arts started in china
what about india lads?
bodhidharma taught china martial arts.

Ah whoops, I was phoneposting and thought u were HK. At ease, based stepped nomad.

Yeah Americans are totally the only people in history to value that thing invented by cavemen to make bardering easier. I am sure you are a 100% selfsustained farmer that trades chickens for your internet connection. Idiot.

hey guys time traveller here

Zhang will beat Andrade tonight

>woke up early as hell
>missed the fight
i just don't know anymore. dana is abandoning his true fan base with these "global" matches

It's a global brand buddo

>doesnt stop the offense
>fights when back is against the cage instead of changing positions
>punches opponent when they are clearly finished until the ref stops it
This my new girl now

>literal who just won a title via upset against another borderline who
"This is my new girl now"
Hypebeast bandwagon faggot, kys.

Lmao Zhang got asked about Cejudo
His gimmick might unironically be a drawl

Pink nipples = white man