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manletweight

Must be super embarrassing to lose while having your dad yell advice at you from the corner

Fuck

did we ever get a webm of the milkies?

NZ wins again.

Fuck you

Manletweight

YOU GOTTA GO FOR IT MARK

MUNOZ
TAYLOR MUNOZ

MUNHOZ NOW

Bisping is a brainlet. France won all 3 rounds

Andrade or Dos Santos will deliver a heem right? Someone has to...right?

any webm of the knockdown?

City Kickboxing is the new power gym

I believe it's twitter.com/saikireika

just can't stop winning lads

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They really fucked up by not putting any heavyweights on this card. It was all women and manlets except for the 1 light heavyweight bout on the undercard

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yeah, andrade is getting heemed

Jake mathews career in a nutshell

I guess it's from some JAV
Need to sause this i know

>The big nog and little nog

Zds please heem the chink

The Nogs

Can someone post the picks?

>Implying flyweight counts

No interview if you are white

doubtful

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has the leech ever lost in china?

Where does he even go from here? Dead division and doesn't look to have the frame to move up?

also Dustin +340 is free fucking money

Reika Saiki. The /jp/ gravure thread told me this

>someone has to...right?
First day on heem?

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we all lose on a card like this

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>oh no no no no no no no, no!

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Khalabob got doused in alcohol, hehehe

Yes you are right. Have another cutie.

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I doubt it Zhang hasn't heemed anyone in the ufc, but I wouldn't be mad I just want to see a heem.

You fags act like the UFC won't use the BJ peen ground and pound is his promoi you auint been wathcing

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maori mongrel

Anyone else believe dykes just haven't had good dick?

100% i could turn her back to the righteous side, i'd save her soul from eternal damnation with my 5 inches of fury.

So it's not JAV?

youtu.be/czf7azgoA7w

Gadoosh

The anti Claudia

This was my favorite UFC contest of the decade

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When they say northern chinks are bigger, they weren't lying.

They almost look like another race

They should've taken new picks like I suggested

Leech finna get dabbed on

Is this your queen?

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Leech is dirty a fuck

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Nah, Gravure. No hardcore promotions here

I went to a fight night there. was BYO drinks, we literally took a chilly bin. there was a one-armed kickboxer who won his bout. good times.

No I just want to believe

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aren't you that nonce from /box/? fuck off we dont want pedos here

Ah, there was a last minute cancellation of Evloev vs Zhenhong.

>illegal slam

Post the girls webms, no matter what color or race

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not long now

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just woke up
gotta admit this looks like shit

Has it been bad?

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THUD ROSE
THUD ROSE
THUD ROSE

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Why are all of the best fighters in the world from lafayette louisiana?

1. Daniel Cormier
2. Dustin Porier
3. Liz Carmouche

>Pankration (παγkράτιον) was a sporting event introduced into the Greek Olympic Games in 648 BC and was an empty-hand submission sport with scarcely any rules.
>The athletes used boxing and wrestling techniques, but also others, such as kicking and holds, locks and chokes on the ground. The only things not acceptable were biting and gouging out the opponent's eyes.
>Some evidence suggests that pankration may have been practiced in Greece already from the second millennium BC

Imagine the kind of heems. We live in the wrong era. Bloody Greeks did it all already.

yes

unironically best card of the year

absolutely based. when dustin batters khabob islam will be defeated

are they really gonna make us wait till 7 to start the next fight?

>watching khabib highlights

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Holy shit this card is hot garbo, thank god i'm not watching

if that wasn't spiking i genuinely don't know what is

here's a lil sumpin sumpin

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Truly Lafayette is the Dagestan of MMA

>So far no one has been able to stop the takedowns
Except Tibau did

Not that bad, it's been OK but really could have done with some heems

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Last chance to join me and claim Zaleski dos Santos as your boy, snooze and you lose.

>just woke up
lazy

You just know x2

Yeah, although Jung-Ibragimov was fucking crazy

CAM ON CAPOEIRA THROW SAM FACKING SPINS OU VAI MORRER

>that takedown defense
>against Khabib
yikes...

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It literally is, but it's legal if someone is doing a submission

It's Saturday

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Apparently the spartans were banned from participating because they were too good

>Pankratiasts were highly skilled grapplers and were extremely effective in applying a variety of takedowns, chokes and joint locks. In extreme cases a pankration competition could even result in the death of one of the opponents, which was considered a win

This is the real Just bleed. No drama, no bullshit, just two men trying to kill each other

o shit hk! are you rooting for china

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Think about being Asian men for a second.. Your women literally emigrate to another country, and while being in that new county completely refuse to date you in favour of getting white dick..

Is there any other race on earth where the women actually move to another country and favour another race sexually?

Santos finna heem this eye gouging faggot
#justiceforjake

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is the Leech fighting?

When you have no expectation, it's better than you expect.
It ain't got shit on last week's Bellator, though

Kebab can't take you down if you heem him first.

no excuses lad, it's nearly 1

It was legal because brainlet Rose was going for a kimura. You can slam if your opponent has a submission hold.

Fingers crossed for a career ending heem on Li

>Have i ever told you the story when the nogueira brothers first came to america?

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yuh

banger incoming lads

big fan

I just want Andrade to lose. How bout that

based and MAGAt pilled

Get a grip.

Sir, this is a safe for work thread.

I cant watch where Im at and only have internet for a few minutes. What did I miss?

eye pokes?

Just look at how fake that smile is

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>A pankration fighter named Arrhichion (Ἀρριχίων) of Phigalia won the pankration competition at the Olympic Games despite being dead. His opponent had locked him in a chokehold and Arrhichion, desperate to loosen it, broke his opponent's toe (some records say his ankle). The opponent nearly passed out from pain and submitted. As the referee raised Arrhichion's hand, it was discovered that he had died from the chokehold. His body was crowned with the olive wreath and returned to Phigaleia as a hero.

Just imagine.

unironically the only fight worth watching

goat

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Do you think this will save this card?

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YES YES THE SPICE I CAN SMELL IT

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Fight of the Year rivalling Sapp vs Osunaarashi of last year

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Which of these is the worst thing to happen to a fight?

>Heem'd
>Flushed
>Gadooshed
>CTE'd
>Chinleted

>crackstreams chat is just gay interracial scat porn
spammy is flushed

>Unfinished Fights Championship

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some of us shaggers are up pretty late on friday nights

i watched a polish lad beat the fuck out of 2 muzzies last night in town, now THAT was a fight worth watching.

Skinhead beating 2 brown skins, was like a /pol/ users dream.

This. The card is all women and manlets

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p-please we just need more time

This sends a shiver down my spine.

what a faggot you are

china finna get dabbed on

you will not find a more american webm than this

How are you watching this isn't your city a war zone?

all day

Anyone thing every main card fight will be boring decisions?

flushed no doubt

I would love to see their take on submissions, I wonder if they used triangles or armbars. Small joint manipulation was probably the main sub type.

Good luck with that Dusty.

So.. jing liang was fed human growth hormones as a kid right?

No way his mongoloid head and his features are this over pronounced naturally..

Leech acknowledging based translator. WOW!

Leech finna about to get chinleted

>The Khabib hater is a stoner

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ok, stay safe out there bro dont get heem'd by hk police

IT'S THE FIIIIINAL COUNTDOWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN

and Asians wonder why their women want the white man

Leech is a walking caricature of a Chinese stereotype. Dude looks like some WWII propaganda.

Don’t believe everything the media says about what the CIA does. Like did you know most of Brazil is breathing clean air right now

Leech has a qt gf

he's from the shittiest part of china afaik
toxic waste and hgh babyyy

O suecANO senhores, kkkkkkkkkkkm

have this one as well then

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Leech is a mutant

How would you feel about the SAS coming in and ejecting the Chinese military/police and putting you under the umbrella of UK/US power?

What is wrong with Schaub’s hairline?

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Bruce buffer is such a douchebag. Imagine how weird his enunciation sounds to these chinks.
Also imagine making your whole career out of doing what he's doing right now

Freddy Kruger reffing

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let's see the spinny shit then

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>ranked guy on the right
>unranked guy on the left

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GIVING THE HUE MY ENERGY

It's over, Leech won.

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He's just a knock off Michael Buffer

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>The preparation of pankratiasts included a very wide variety of methods,[5] most of which would be immediately recognizable by the trainers of modern high level athletes, including competitors in modern mixed martial arts competitions. These methods included among others the periodization of training; a wealth of regimens for the development of strength, speed-strength, speed, stamina, and endurance; specialized training for the different stages of competition (i.e., for anō pankration and katō pankration), and methods for learning and engraining techniques. Among the multitude of the latter were also training tools that appear to be very similar to Asian martial arts Forms or kata, and were known as cheironomia (χειρονομία) and anapale (ἀναπάλη). Punching bags (kōrykos kώρυkος "leather sack") of different sizes and dummies were used for striking practice as well as for the hardening of the body and limbs. Nutrition, massage, and other recovery techniques were used very actively by pankratiasts.

he's a millionaire who fucks 10s every night and you're a fat autist.

where's the low blow

seething

DQ Li for cowardice

you could be doing that while getting paid handsomely and sitting cageside but you're here hating

the Anglo seethes at the successful Chinaman

does bisning drink before he does these?

CHINKED

DROPPY

spicy

>bisning
do you?

What do you think Li's thinking right now?

strickland lost via fluke he smashes this can next time

THAT NIGGA SPRUNG UP LIKE HE SAW JESUS

what's heem in Chinese

this will be a heemless morning lads

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do aussies and new zealanders like each other?

How would Homelander do in the UFC?

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>KD'd by a chink
how embarrassing

DAJIA HAO WO SHI WANG GANG

name a more iconic duo than American TV adverts and interracial couples.

Outed the guys who have a mancrush on Bruce

londoner faces and hydrochloric acid

rent free

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>Bisking getting left and right confused
CTE

he's a completely innocuous presence and you're inexplicably seething

you outed yourself as a sad hader

This chink is gonna heem the monkey

昏死

are chinks are the spic kryptonite

based

stfu Bisping

that's really sweet.

i think taking lsd to stay up for the fights might have beeen an overexertion

Honestly think Dana should pay me to watch these garbage cards

Henrnadez just flushed the iron turtle

Woke up at the perfect time, based

he was korean

i guess it goes

Blacks beat whites
Whites beat asians
Asians beat spics
spic beat blacks

good luck trying to sleep kek

chink tiddy

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Li is working him up damn

Great job breaking into China Dana you blithering fucking idiot. I hope your entire family dies of cancer.

This stupid hue needs to grapple. His meme capoeira is proving ineffective

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based attention seeking LSD poster

>Fighters you thought lost the fight AND the story, only to later find out you were wrong

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Leech finna delete ZDS?

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respect your heritage you ungrateful cunt

jesus.. i'd pretend to be christian too if i was him.

>Reading chat and not putting it on fullscreen

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first: 10-8 for the chink
second: 10-9 for the chink

P3 the official protein snack of the UFC

Elizeu Zaleski struggling but I can feel a good 3rd round coming up for him

she looks like his sis,which makes it even better

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>Chinese models
I swear these girls are unicorns compared to their Jap counterparts; so hard to find full galleries of them. And they often don't have landing strips, too.

>BR heems my picks once again

god ufc has sucked lately

>first 10-8
Cheers Schaub

Wow this is LITERALLY the worst UFC card of all time.

Ref has done fuck all this fight

Hey my guy, have you watched Bright™ yet? It's great to watch with an ice cold Modelo™.

Are you ready for fight of the year lads?

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>good first round
>cruising the rest of the fight
Is Li Jingliang doing a vintage Masvidal impression?

Quick someone post a stream before I get permanently banned again for reporting the pedophiles on /fs/.

You would be surprised

Based

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Its gonna be all decisions the whole main card. Fuck chinks

Fights 2-4 on the prelims were decent. Everything else has been trash.

all the hates are just banter, it's the dislikes that are honest

>capoeira

the usual: ripple, crackstreams

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who's winning?

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-andrade-vs-zhang/

>beautiful stoppage

those smug cunts on the main event podcast were talking like this fight was a foregone conclusion

I just wanna see some sweet dance moves from Dos Santos

HEEEEEM

Did zaleski really just get exposed bros?

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HEEEEEEEEM

Finally a ko

HEEEEEEEEEEEM FINALLY

LEECH DELETES

CHINKED

Definitely not fixed

HEEM TIIIIIMMMBERRRRRRRRRRRR

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

BRAZIL BTFO

thank you sir for the http server

HEEM STUMBLY

I AM ALLOW!!!!

RIP ME INTO PIECES

HEEMY

Feels bad

BASED LEEEECH

RICEDDDDDDDDDDDDD

CAPOEIRA IS A MEME

LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS LEECH WINS

I TOLD YOU FILTHY HUE LEECH WOULD HEEM HIM. WHERE ARE YOU NOW FAGGOT?

GOOD HEEM

WEBM of him hugging the security guard

>don't even let him get to his senpai

piss offffffffffff

they are very fond of us.

fucking can

Reminder that piece of shit Michael Shitdick moved to the United States and openly advocates for the confiscation of guns. Deport him.

lmao

>so it seems, so it seems

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ROUND 3 HEEM WIN = +300 SOCIAL CREDIT POINTS
SOCIAL DISORDER = -400 SOCIAL CREDIT POINTS

YELLOW'D

THIS IS WHY I NEVER FUCKING PICK BRs

They're running on pure brand power right now

Jack Slack is a retard

Dos Santos couldn't cut the cage for shit

how do you say flushed in hue

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i know, finishes are almost non existent these days. Not sure what's up with these recent run of cards

SCATeski POOs SHITos

STUMBLE'D

the hue fears the chink

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UMA

Flushed

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"brazil"

How was this fixed? The Brazilian was just an overrated can. A Chinese girl lost the first fight on the main card to a Japanese girl. They hate Japan there's no way that would happen if they were fixing fights.

ever think Colby was right and they're just filthy animals?

This Li guy actually looked pretty good, if he has a competitive matchup next time I'm picking him

how do you come up with this shit?

didn't even think that landed in real time

damn leech's wife is cute as fuck

not single clean hit

JAN

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>another dos santos
>another face plantos

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Leech is so fucking ugly holy shit

Damn you're fast with these. What software do you use to make them? I've never found something I like so I usually only do it if I REAALLY want the webm

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based leech

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WHO IS THIS

LEEEEECCHHHHHHH

how nice of steepy to clean up daniel after their heavyweight bout

>he didnt pick the Leech

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Based

he looks like an unnamed bad guy in some old kung fu movie

one fight being fixed doesn't mean all fights must be fixed

nobody cares about the women's fight, but ufc is trying to get into china, and jingliang is the biggest chinese star atm

get skull mogged, faggot

Based Bisbong not letting the chink grab the mic out of his hand

ZDS such a chinlet he gets koed by air then i guess

what is bisbing thinking right here

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lllllllollllllllllll

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Could you draw an uglier man?

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this translator is based he really got into it
delivered the line like he was Li himself and just got the KO

Ya'll see the white guy with the Chinese kid.

Friendly reminder if you're now excited to watch 2 women beat each other in a cage.. Just know that your ancestors are looking down on you in disgust.

Women should not be in combat sports.

Based Leech

Is khabib fucking her something?

THANK YOU CHINA
THANK YOU DANAWHY
YYYYA

Early stoppage
Santos won the story

DANA WHITE BIG BOSS

pretty cringe, call someone out you gook

never forgive this dirty chink for gouging my boy's eyes

>Dana, big boss
based

The main event is a women's fight with a title on the line and Dos Santos is a capoeira meme fighter.

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I want to fugg Leechs wife

CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER CHINA POWER

wtf is the translator doing haahhahaa

Thanks for not translating

wtat the fuck is this what is bisbing thinking here lmao

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that was so fucked, im just glad this chink is keeping my multi alive

CHINA POWER...?!

>translating chinese to chinese
uuhhhhh....

CHINA POWAHHHHH

EW WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU HEAR HIS VOICE WITH NO MIC JESUS CHRIST THAT SOUNDED NASTY

CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA POWER!
How many social credit blowjobs is this guy gonna get?

The Leech racking that social credit up with the post-fight speech.

why can't chinese people speak english for shit?

CHINA POWER
CHINA POWER
CHINA POWER

you fags have any MIZUKI INOUE webms?
I need my MIZUKI FIX.

Aussiebro?

>CHINA POWER
UFC confirmed in the pocket of drumpf and winnie the pooh

>1000000 points to your social credit, Mr Leech!

>boying some faggot daddy's boy who got mushed by lee

>boying a celtic

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watching catfights hoping for a titty to pop out has been enjoyed since man first invented clothing

poster below me? yeah he's a can

Hope he keeps the stache, looks kino as fuck

200IQ move by the translator

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what a can

joanna already 50-44'd this dyke why isn't she rematching her, she has the same last win at strawweight as the chinese lady (tecia torres)

AY BIG B0SS

the title is the title, but I was specifically referring to the other women's fight that nobody gave a shit about and that you were referring to

>he chooses his boys based on their results
way to miss the point brainlet

Daily reminder than China is a communist country and they deserve a nuclear holocaust and three gorges dam should be destroyed

i think the chinks want this war more than us bros

well this card killed my bankroll. FUCK

She dragged her feet too much for that right hook. Bad form

he wanted that knee so badly. GIVE US GROUNDED KNEES ALREADY

That was a fun finish, time for another decision

>Why yes, I betted 500 dollars on Zhang, how could you guess?

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They're posted in the old threads

>[C] v [6]

>China is a communist country
you ever been to china? they are capitalist as fuck m8

>Stipe unflushed himself
>Now serves as a heeminder that your fighter is flushed
Peotic

I did bad betting on Zhang lads? I saw her fights in the UFC and she delivered good. Andrade only have power

can

whoever runs that instagram account is sick in the head

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betting on a 2am chink card? that is peak degen

they need a gook champ for the billion people who will rally behind her.

Is this shit over already? Was any of it good?

Her dad is an ameritard that doesn't understand that Khabib is a hardcore muslim. Seriously the whole thing is cringy as fuck. I hope somebody tells her (soon) that her idol believes that a woman should not be seen in public.

Zhang is free money

I hope Zhang brings her translator from her last fight

This next chink is gonna get heemed within 3 rounds

This dudes just fat, Jingling is ugly from the bones

>this chink DMX remix
>wub wub let's get it on wub wub let’s get it on wub wub
Lmao

Nobody are more capitalists than the commies

Based /fa/ porno-sense

instagram.com/p/B1ux-TTpB_M/
rate masvidal and this girl's forehead

this cute chink is about to get bull DIYYKKKKDDDDDD

i bet my house and my social credit on her

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Andrade is pretty shitty, but how good is Zhang on the ground?

Some of their business is free market but their govt still holds control. And socially it is completely communist. You cannot speak out against the government, extreme surveillance, it is 1984 type shit. Theres a reason the hong Kong protests are happening. Chinks are subhuman commies.

god damn veronica macedo talks like a basketball american at the flip of a switch

Kino walkout

What's the ripple link?

I'm so sleep I thought that was Bispoing

They are too pussy for war, china has and always will be a closed isolationist country.

Western countries are too experienced in war, we have all the expertise, technology, and connections.

USA, Canada, Australia, UK and Europe are an unhinge-able power. It can't be rivaled be a Chinese/Russia/Asian co-coalition for at least the next 200 years. And by then the West would have probably broken out of its current multi-cultural experiment.

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cheers la

>balding
>half chink son
oof

that's adorable tbqh

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It's really bizarre how the people in the UFC entertain her by wearing the hat and taking pics as well as shitty videos.

UFC needs a hong kong champ.

Zhang decision
Screencap this

Hoping BRrade can do a quick heem because I finna rub one out lads

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ripple dot is

communism believes in elimininating the state

statism is a capitalist thing

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translator felt so much nationalistic pride he translated mandarin into mandarin

LET'S GO
/ZHANGGANG/

sounds nice in theory

lol worry about your own shit country you ignorant mutt

smelling a heem here lads

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Asisn gf.

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she'll be mini dustin soon enough

Tony had the right idea blocking this daughter-manipulating profile

kek

This is our time, Zhangbros.

Here to witness the power of China

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lads is tony ever fighting again?

are we sure this isn't a chinese man

Joanna beat them both just saying

For me, it's Zhangbang.

We used to, but it was never reciprocated.

You have to be one sick fucker to make your daughter do that, what the fuck do her friends at school think? I really wanna see what he dad looks like.

Can't wait to see how much they boo this Brazilian bulldyke

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karate mommy flushes pooana

based

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didn't he fight in June?

>waking up at 8am just to watch two turbo dykes fight
what has my life become

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Got a gran in the air on Zhang winning this on DraftKings. Im fucked arent i

Khabib will fight him in November if the Porier fight goes as planned

heya hoya

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She's like a gyaru but actually pretty

Pleasd Zhang i want to eat tomorrow

her wife is fucking huge

Weird observation.. But I've noticed over my short life that Chinese/Asian women tend to have really short legs and thick thighs.

the fuck you mean it was never reciprocated? British people including me love Aussies, it's the #1 place Brits move.

Oh shit Andrade looking scary

god she's so fucking cute in her headdress

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Bookies love you

> USA, Canada, Australia, UK and Europe are an unhinge-able power
T. Retard
The only actually dangerous western military is the US. the top 4 militaries are USA, russia,China, and india. European militaries are shit and have 0 projection ability, low numbers, etc. If a russia-china-india coalition came about, europe would be fucked. If it wasnt for the US Europeans would be speaking Russian especially during the cold war and still today. we are keeping you alive.

The Russians alone could conquer europe if the US didnt help.

Better than staying up all night to watch 2 dykes fight

not sure what to eat after the card

I want to have sex with Andrade (in the butt)

How badly does the UFC want Zhang to win?

fighting the demons planting chips in his leg

Here we go. Final predictions?

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Zhang round 1 tko. screencap this

Just woke up for main event and realized I dont care at all. Night boys.

Zhang wins via split dec

damn jessica is only 27 imagine if she went to a great camp

unluggy uce
Shanghai foetus soup

Andrade SD

asian/mexican psuy

JUST GIVE US A HEEM

Also I kind of think Andrade is about to bully her

Zhang by decision

i invented jessica androg

Mandrade wins. UFC loses.

very badly, or at least be a close fight. Bet dana has had a word with andrade not to embarass zhang

Where are her nipples? You can't even see the areola...

fuckin sweet

forgot about msg

ZHANG IS TOO NERVOUS

ANDRADE WINS BY TKO

Andrade by DQ

>China, China, China Power!
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bruce buffer fucking sucks compared to his bro

zhang me up, baby

Zhang before 2:30 1st round

I just got off wage slaving an overnight shift lads how was the card

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zhang is fucked or the great yellow hope?

It depends though, her rawness has helped in a lot of her fights so far. Look at Gadelha, she has tried to become technical lately and doesn't look like the same fighter at all.

>fingers crossed
>for a muslim
kek

>her best win is Tecia Torres
>the other got flushed by Joanna
Yikes

Will Zhang be the Chinese Toilet Till? They were both rushed into title shots for representing their countries

fuck andrade looks scary

Jessica in unheemeable.

The Chink better have a good gastank to get a 5 round decision.

>wmma
who gives a shit

MIGRATE FOR THE MAIN EVENT
MIGRATE FOR THE MAIN EVENT
MIGRATE FOR THE MAIN EVENT

I'd Zhang all over Andrade's flat tits if you know what I mean

some asshat has already made the next thread

Jessica "The Gayest Sucker" Andrade

Zhang by decision

better then expected

Spice incoming

*heems andradude*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Europe doesn't spend much on military BECAUSE the USA took up the mantle of world police after Britain lost power after WW2.

On a war footing Europe could spend AS MUCH if not MORE on military than the USA does.. I don't think you realize how wars work, you don't just goto war and then fight that war with the forces you had when it started.. (unless it's against tin pot dictators or Arabs in the desert)

lol
+10000000000000000 social credit

zhang isn't even a dike. how can she compete?

>17 posts early

HEEM HOLY FUCK

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

HOLY SHIT SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM 1ST ROUND

BOOKIES LOVE HIM

That's just my speculation but Khabib is focused on it, Dana is silent about Tony ("We have a plan for Tony don't worry,") and Khabib won't fight in Vegas anymore. He's also said that he wants to fight 3 times before Ramadan

Sheeeeem

WOWEE

>in the butt
which one?

lol

WEFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT

WTF

JUST HEEEEEEEM!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM CHINA NUMAB 1

what the fuck

Dang

>women mma

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CHIINA POWER

kek

JUST MADE A GRAND

HEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

what a bum
>wmma

HOLY FUCKKKKK HOLY FUCKKKK HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKK HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

THE STATE OF FEMALE MIXED MARTIAL ARTS

Based retard

HAHAHAHAHAHAA I WAS RIGHT

OMFG

BREHS

WHAT JUST HAPPENED HOLY FUCK

ZHANG GANG
>ZHANG GANG
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IM SHOOK

FUCKING CALLED IT

rose vs the chink plz

CHINA POWER

SHEEEEEEEEEEM

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Holy fuck HEEEEEM

So just how bad is rose?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Guys I guess this was a sold fight

>30 posts early
>not even a title
someone make a real thread.

FLUSHED
ZHANGGANG WE DID IT BROS

All of those strikes were to the back of the head. Make it a no contest. Cassie's will disagree with me

>Jessica is unheemable
Yikes dawg

WMMA is a fucking mess

shut it down.

aaayyyyyyyyyyyy

UFC PAID ANDRADE TO LOSE!

CHINA POWER
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YOU CUNTS!!!

HONG KONG ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Andrade big favorite
just fucking how? This was so obvious. If you didn't make bank on this shit, you are an idiot

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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how?

CHINA POOOOOOOOOOWA!!!!!!!

Once she rocked her that was some clinical work from Zhang.

Top work in the clinch, too often you see daft shit after a fighter gets the other rocked. She was relentless

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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

dyke can

CHINESE DREAM

>CHINESE DREAM

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WHAT WAS THE BETTING LINE FOR THE MAIN EVENT?!

i told you niggas zhang could strike

webm ? I'm at work FUCK

"mixed martial arts just might never be the same again"

lmao what a fucking work

That means we're getting another PRC propaganda.

that was the best i've ever fucking seen in wmma ufc lmfao

i don't think this shemen slurping sport is for me

>we now have a QT asian champion

what timelime is this

killer instinct chink

>So just how bad is rose?
This but unironically. Zhang just shit on andrade in seconds.

>andrade wins title by fluke
>gets instaheemed next week
the state of brazil

>qt

She fights like a man

Joanna will take it from her and will post feet pics with belt, screencap this

DYKES BTFO

BASED DANA HATES P3 PORTABLE PROTEIN PACK

CHINA NO. 1
BRAZIRR MONKEY FUK OFF

>tfw I had Zhang, Procopio and Wu

the based timeline

HAHAHA "WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WAITING FOR"

>Candrage sleepy
I swear WMMA has been "static head awaiting to get CTE" for like 3 years now.

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Watching Bigbing here is fucking hilarious

what is actually bad here?

nothing, perfect form

based zhang

absolutely zilch. flawless

Lmao Ronda was awful, look at her shoulder movement. Cant believe people thought she d beat Floyd.

>she said the thing again!!

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Tracheal grip choke
In executing this choking technique, the athlete grabs the tracheal area between his thumb and his four fingers and squeezes. This type of choke can be applied with the athlete being in front or behind his opponent. Regarding the hand grip to be used with this choke, the web area between the thumb and the index finger is to be quite high up the neck and the thumb is bent inward and downward, "reaching" behind the Adam's apple of the opponent. It is unclear if such a grip would have been considered gouging and thus illegal in the Panhellenic Games.

Tracheal dig using the thumb
The athlete grabs the throat of the opponent with the four fingers on the outside of the throat and the tip of the thumb pressing in and down the hollow of the throat, putting pressure on the trachea.
Choke from behind with the forearm

The Rear naked choke (RNC) is a chokehold in martial arts applied from an opponent's back. Depending on the context, the term may refer to one of two variations of the technique, either arm can be used to apply the choke in both cases. The term rear naked choke likely originated from the technique in Jujutsu and Judo known as the "Hadaka Jime", or "Naked Strangle." The word "naked" in this context suggests that, unlike other strangulation techniques found in Jujutsu/Judo, this hold does not require the use of a keikogi ("gi") or training uniform.

The choke has two variations:[1] in one version, the attacker's arm encircles the opponent's neck and then grabs his own biceps on the other arm (see below for details); in the second version, the attacker clasps his hands together instead after encircling the opponent's neck. These are deadly moves.

Counter: twisting of one of the fingers of the choking arm. In case the choke was set together with a grapevine body lock, another counter was the one applied against that lock; by causing enough pain to the ankle of the opponent, the latter could give up his choke

Based Spanish Grecophile /heem/ster

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Max out your grip strength and squeeze the nuts till they pop like an overripe avocado.

When you look at the modern world, you have to go back to the roots and find when everything went wrong. Also escapism.
Thanks, Ameribro.