/mlb/

Funny to think they won a World Series a lot more recently than so, so many teams. Right, Dodgers and Yankees?

F8cking based comment!

youtube.com/watch?v=EfBAsyeotn8
...!

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12th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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tsundere or yandere?

>The report released by Tarrant County found that Skaggs had the painkillers fentanyl and oxycodone in his system, as well as alcohol, and that his death was caused by "terminal aspiration of gastric contents."
texas already named a county after Saint Brent

twisn

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>be angel player
>die while getting completely fucked up
heh, not much of an angel after all

whoa bro

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>be anonymous poster
>post non funny content
heh, not much of a comedian after all

Eat shit retard

Fucking stupid scumbag

Dumb gay fuck

*spits*
idiot

triggered

Reminder the Indians and cubs both will be missing the postseason

I ain’t missing you at all
>t. cusb

>Americans need copious amounts of alchohol just to swallow pills

>these are all small market teams according to Utree
Since when have the cardinals been considered small market?

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St.Louis isnt that large really. They just have a really dedicated fanbase and one of the better front offices. Shrug

Meh. Shruggles! Uff!

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bait game weak. St.louis really isnt that large of a city and same applies for shitsburgh and milwaukee and cincy

The irony is that fully 6 of those teams are contending for playoff berths this season. 7 if you wanna count the Reds. Cleveland made the Series just 3 years ago. The Cardinals are perrenial contenders. Only the Royals, Orioles and Pirates are shitty. The O's and Pirates have both been to the playoffs in just the past few seasons. And of course, the Royals have been to the series twice, winning once.

but, do you think they are sustainable to stay as a contending team? oakland and tampa are gonna be fucked the instant their stars want big money, and thats the concern

St. Louis has always been small market. The real question is why are the A's considered small market.

Pay roll. They are one of the lowest ones on that list

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t.seething cusb fan

>BERDS!!!

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Just because you're cheap doesn't mean you're small market.

oakland is not as large as san fran mind you, and they have lost their fans to the jints. However they do have a good shot this year if they dont lay another egg in the wild card

based bauer is about to get slapped around

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Oakland itself might not be as large as SF but SF is still part of that media market. It would be like if someone said the White Sox were small market. No, they're just cheap jews which is why nobody cares about them.

>white sox
I generally forget they exist given how shit the ALC is. The entire ALC can be forgotten and nobody would bat an eye

balky doos kek

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>Mets fan here

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I'm so sorry.

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sneks SURGING

hot take its a mirage for them

>those run differentials
NL makes no sense.

D O Y E R S
O
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the joke is that tardinal and cusb fans are all soiboys kek tardies and scubas

astros

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oak v nyy gamethread

> doubleheader
> sleep
> doubleheader

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Bauer is pure shit

the FO must have convinced him to blow games for a higher draft pick

based cards

BAUER
OH KEK
OH TOP KEK
OHHHH NOOOOOO

for a reds team that has done good all year with pitching, bauer doesnt look too great for them

Seething gaysconsin resident

the whole division is gay

Boors @ Cubs

Still trying to figure out that As Royals thing because baseball is weird sometimes. Was it the act of catching the ball and THEN going into the dugout that advanced them?
Because I swear dudes end up in the stands near first/third base all the time and the runners never move, but the only difference is they ended up there in the process of catching the ball, not going in after

Help i really want to have sex but i get extremely nervous like shaking and shit and the whole idea kinda scares me
Last time I did it was disastrous now its been 6 years i cant take it anymore

Climb more mountains leaf. Climbing the highest mountain around and watching the sunrise is better than any pussy.

He went completely out of play after making the catch
>If a fielder, after having made a legal catch, should step or fall into any out-of-play area, the ball is dead and each runner shall advance one base, without liability to be put out, from his last legally touched base at the time the fielder entered such out-of-play area.

>csebs

just be you're selvfe

Myself isnt cutting it

well then take up alcoholism, fulfillment can be found in bowing out of the game gracefully, or at least one can forget about fulfillment altogether

I managed to suppress it for a few years. Idk i get its somewhat overrated by society but the lack thereof is getting to me. I havent felt like this since was 17

i always see how beer isn't cheap in canada on /ck/ so that must be the problem

For me, it's the undisputed 2019 WS Champs.

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>dog dumps

imagine being so bad you seek out Vargas to boost your pitching staff

Teams winning does not equal how big Markets work.

Oakland is not a big Market, they aren't even in the top half of the league from estimated TV revenue.

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Dare I say, exposed?

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cums kek

Washington would have much bigger numbers if not for the lopsided TV deal with Baltimore.

I believe in you, dumb leaf. I'm sure there are desperate chinese ladies in your area

IMAGINE LETTING TODD FRAZIER BECOME GOOD

Yanks

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>scuba
kek ..........................scuba

Omigosh

this scuba poster is fucking insane

This scuba poster shows no remorse OR mercy

congrats you beat oakland for the first time. Have a cookie

Have a cookie kek!!! Eat the cookie KEK!!! Maybe some milk KEK!!!

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PHILLY

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:3

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JASON VARGAS KEK OMIGOSHIES HOW DO YOU MAKE SUCH A GIGANTIC MISTAKE

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>Teams winning does not equal how big Markets work.
I know that dingus

What I'm saying is that cities like Minneapolis and St. Louis are roughly the same size as places like Chicago; not massive but still have enough of a populace to be considered above average

google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiuj5KVma7kAhVQdt8KHWt8DgEQzPwBegQIARAB&url=https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/rays-offer-free-tickets-to-florida-residents-displaced-by-hurricane-dorian-222335078.html&psig=AOvVaw2SlP9kTK881nAMptCKCtyZ&ust=1567378261153121

Do Rays not know what happened the last time the crammed hurricane victims into a dome?

> Minneapolis and St. Louis are roughly the same size as places like Chicago

uhhhh

St. Louis loves baseball desu.

>cities like Minneapolis and St. Louis are roughly the same size as places like Chicago

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Reminder that the schwarbros are discord falseflaggers.

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i have a feeling this race is going to the final day

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>Kekchuel

whats your favorite food to watch a game with?

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>be philly
>can kill the Mets season
>don’t do that

OH NO PHILTHIES KEK

mets own ya philthies

>Flowers' hit bounces off third base bag
>bounce delays the play long enough for him to get to first
Holy shit lol

>Mets get the win, the loss, and the save

Magical

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>Kershaw is still the #1 choice for NL cy young

/mlb/ is seething

>dog poop

He's not even top 5

>only NL pitcher that does talk shows and shit
>more people vote for him because they know his name
Gee

this season series no. mets are 9-5 right now against them

doyers v dbacks

I'm more so basking in the best record in the majors bit.

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i'd like to bask in her vagina grease

Twins broke the homerun record, you can’t laugh at us anymore

>game started 2 hours and 7 minutes ago
>still in the bottom of the 4th

>bragging homers
>in the height of the juiced ball era

>let 7 runs go in one inning
oh yes we can

Good game, Marlins.

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Anthony Rendon is hitting .335

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>

I know it's a bottom feeder game but the Orioles at Royals is just fun to watch. Three bunts in a row, the Orioles were a comedy of fuck ups to let the second two stand.

Is that pitbull?

it'll be deGrom again

HAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAH

SNEKS SURGING

Burger and beer

How do we stop the Nats bros?

just wait till october

wait for october

>TIE GAME
lol creds

wait for october

bros, what happened to Bauer?

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stopped facing the white sox royals and tiggers

>kershaw

we're gonna lose, huh

Cardinals are good and should win the NLC

> reds lose, fc loses, reds lose

hell yeah, i love saturdays

Thots poisoned his soul

>barves cards NLCS
I'm okay with that

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the absolute state of the NL central

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im projecting it to be this in the end
Yankees twins astros athletics/rays
Cardinals braves dodgers nationals/mets

why are the mets in my pick instead of the cubs or brewers? because the mets still have an easier schedule and I think they can get hot again and win around 85 games

His only win in august was against the cubs with 11 ks. the cubs were a 1st place team at the time

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>white sox
6.75 ERA in 2 starts this year
>royals
6.88 ERA in 3 starts this year
>tiggers
4.26 ERA in 4 starts this year

>Cubs

Holy fucking cardinals... the cubs better hope they cool off or the cards might have an 8 game lead when those last 7 games are played at the end of the season.

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>BERDS!!!!!!!!

Let them stop themselves

The fuck Joyce

imagine hating baseball so much that you don't love the historic 11 time world champion St. Louis Cardinals

h-hey guys. I want to try something i-it seems to be the new rage here
>jomboy!!!
>urinatingtree!!!!

bawston commentary is by far the fucking worst

Remember when fucking Pete Kozma stabbed the Nationals in the heart in a ridiculous game 5 comeback?

I think about that moment every once in a while thinking about how surreal it is

U-uhm...lol..haha I-I seem to have forgotten something I-Ill restart
>URINATINGTREE!!!!
:o

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the balls aren't juic.............

twins break the fucking team single season HR record, previously by the 2018 yaks, and it's not even fucking september....

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most of the cardinal hate was from a few years ago by 3-4 resd posters, then the lifelongs emerged and everyone realized that the cardinal fans have nothing on those faggots and are better NLC overlords.

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>forclosed
Tardinals

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You showed up in late 2014, stop acting like you know what the cards-reds war was like

I'm posting random older mlb images I have found in various folders in my maze of Yea Forums images

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>On Saturday night, the Cubs reinstated Zobrist from Major League Baseball's restricted list and added him to both their 25-man and 40-man rosters, bringing an end to his nearly four-month hiatus while tending to a family situation.

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tfw Philthies don't actually land any of the good pitchers in the off season.

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I was there for the end of it in 2015. I still have all my KREMERS ready to fire.

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sorry sir

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ironic because thats what the cubs have become

>OMG a new home run record, this is freakin epic!

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95116651
>finding the new to post le epic open mouth man

More like red sox

red sox threads are gay, same for the fucking yankees threads

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based retard

Who's your team

Now this is a time I wish I was here for. I can't imagine NeonDeon and those other fuckers shitposting like crazy during 2012 NLWC

good times

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Name a worse champion in the modern era than the 2006 Cardinals.

marlins

>doggie doos

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It's not their fault they played the Tigers and the Mets

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>hating on pointless threads that happen 162 fucking times over the summer
imagine taking Yea Forums this seriously

this is sick fucking sick!!!!!

>shitposters coming out of no where after a few losses
pathetic and obsessed

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twitter.com/SNYtv/status/1167977096062259203
>savage

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Don't look now, but the Braves are only four back of the Dodgers in the loss column for the best record in the NL.

Dodgers going to choke away their slam dunk home field advantage?

>not wanting the dodgers to go full lightning and give the nast their first playoff series win

Normally I wouldn’t care but the Yankees had the old record

lol DELUSIONAL as FUCK!! Stay mad LMAO

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STAY MAD LMAO WE ALREADY HAVE PLAYOFFS LOCKED UP ASIAN WOMEN AND THE DODGERS!

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i wanna have sex with animu grils

I-Im going back to r/dodgers where they respect me.... I cant take this anymore

>he'd rather face the Nationals than whatever meme team comes out of the Central
hello brainlet

THESE LOSSES ARE MEANINGLESS YOU WINDOW LICKING FUCKS!!

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LMAO WE WIN TOMORROW AND ALL THESE SHITPOSTERS WILL CRAWL BACK UNDER THEIR ROCKS!!

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based

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THIS IS STILL OUR YEAR!!

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ITS TIME FOR DODGER BASEBALL BAAAAABYYYY STAY FUCKING MAD YOU RETARDED PEACES OF SHYTE!!!

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WE'RE GOING TO COME BACK FROM THIS I SWEAR TO GOD AND YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO REGRET EVERYTHING!!!

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>doyers
>doggie doos
>doyboys

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doyboys got swept by the dbagz
oh no no no no

WE WILL COME BACK FROM THIS AND YOU WILL BEG FOR FORGIVENEES!!!

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g-go dodgers

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s-same

YOU GUYS GOT TO BE MORE AGGRESSIVE!! THEY'RE ATTACKING US FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN LOSING A FEW GAMES!!! FIGHT THESE FUCKERS!! FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!! STOMP ON THEIR FUCKING THROATS THESE PIECES OF FUCKING SHITT!!

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Ahh y'know that was a heck of a homer by Wil Myers there

Adios, Enrique.

fight em with fire! show them they need to be careful or they are gonna get burned!

Dullahan here, cubs stink!

We got to show them we are made of steel. These fuckers are too aggressive. Show them we will push back

GO DOYERS ESE OR YOU'RE A PUTOOOOOO

STOMP ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS JUGULARS!! THESE FUCKING RETARDS ARE TALKING SHIT!! WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!

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God that giants clubhouse must be a black hole
Bochy is done, hes dead inside, love for the game gone
One of their fat dominican pitchers had a wrist seizure on the mound today
Their commentatots are cracking nuts on air....
And worst of all they play in san francisco

WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE TEAM! WE DEMAND RESPECT FOR THE PENNANTS ASIAN WOMEN AND THE DODGERS!!!

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Fuck you bitch. NOBODY cares about the jints. Shut your stupid fucking mouth leafcuck!! Talk dodgers baseball asian women and the dodgers!!

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this dude is gonna neck himself when they lose 3 in a row

They don't deserve that much right now. Maybe I'll change my mind if they get a ring.

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>T. FAKE FAN
FAKE FAN FAKE FAN SPOTTED HAVE SOME DIGNITY!!!

Anaheim fans dont have a cheer lil

Hahagaha but he will legit murder himself when the trolleys lose a 3rd world series in a row

Really hope this slump ends.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP SHOW SOME FIRE!! WE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!! LET'S ACT LIKE IT DON'T LET THESE FUCKING LOSER FANBASES WALK ALL OVER US!! WE ARE WINNERS!!!

Anyone who has been watching this team for longer than 8 years knows to temper their expectations.

no u

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whos gonna be THAT team in the playoffs who nobody expects to do good but makes it to the world series?

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Reminder that >Cusb trannies and their excessive falseflagging of other teams fans can be spotted from afar and their cope after 3 years of being called out as lifelongs is insurmountable to gauge.

Nats desu

my dodgers :)

they won a WS, and now everyone hates them and makes fun of them online and obviously IRL (pic)

When the White Sox won the WS they were loved.

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post more sexy animu grils so i can pleeze my winkie

As a cubs transexual I fucked up =/

nationals will choke like always in the wild card game

They don't know a damn thing about the Red Sox hatred across the Internet after 2004. I say this as a Boston fan who's kind of relieved people forgot all about early days of Red Sox Nation bandwagonnery.

Idol tummy just for you.

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Yummy cock yummy

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how long have you been on HRT? is there any undoing the damage you've done to your body and the disgrace to God's gift of life?

>thinking normies used the internet to discuss sports in 2004

Anyway, people hated the Yankees far more than the Red Sox and were happy to see the Red Sox win. I honestly can't believe the Red Sox btfo'd that Cardinal team so hard. The 2004 Cardinals were stacked.

I messed up big time. I've been on hrt for over 5 years and i fucked up. I made a huge miscalculation. Everything is messed up with my body and mind. I made a big mistake.

I shouldn't have taken the pills. Why didn't someone stop me?

are you at least a passable dickgirl who can cam whore online

Just head over to Yea Forums and /gif/ take requests and try to make the best of your new life. Sucks no one tried to stop you.

of this LOL

gota luv cock

>red sox give up 7 in the 8th

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as a cubs fan i just wanna say i feel liberated to swallow the seed of a virile strong man

>The nacho man game
That, was a good gamethread.

please the pills.

UwU How did my cubby wubbies dooooooo today!?!

oWo cummies win!!

>Dodgers using Asuka after she was drafted by The Yankees
Cease and Desist NOW

Post the latest draft standing then if you're so great.

she was traded for the dennys girl. yaks like their 3dpd

Same.

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How do you remember this shit lel

Because I'm the one who drafted her kek

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god i wish animu grils could touch me with theire buttes

god I wish for real humanu interaction

quality selection, her value has only increased since then. have you considered the position of GM?

I'm listening.

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I wish to see this draft!
We must settle the Asuka case!
(and to see my team's selections)

1/4

when will this juiceball shit end?
when will manfred realize it's enough?
will it continue on?
will somebody else think this is okay?
or will it go back to normal, and all current records be permanently asterisked?

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oops

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2/4

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3/4

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4/4

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>when will this juiceball shit end?
not in the foreseeable future
>when will manfred realize it's enough?
Never
>will somebody else think this is okay?
You already have baseball legends talking shit about it, perhaps 20-30 years down the line it will end but that's when manfred is gone and we are just entering a new eta

>june 2018
Not even the updated version.
Also, I know the fucking rags got Zero Two.

>Cerea
>Darkness
>Akari
Damn feels good to be a >rag

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Post it user

i know but its all i got

I dont have it.
Fair enough.

>darkness
>good

Not just good. The best.

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1 dimensional

Read ln megumincel

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so since the dodgers starting rotation AND bullpen suck ass, who's winning the NL?

youtube.com/watch?v=c-XfG_Xe6GM

Mariners: (16)
Allenby Beardsley – G Gundam
Nico Yazawa – Love Live!
Rize Taneda - gochuumon wa usagi desu ka
Rinko Iori – Gundam Build Fighters
Yuki Takeya – Gakkou Gurashi
Zaku Mariner – Zeta Gundam
Tsuyu ‘Froppy’ Asui Boku no Hero Academia
Rei Ayanami – Neon Gensis Evangelion
Haruhi Suzumiya – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Hisone Amakasu - Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan
Sailor Neptune – Sailor Moon
Mikuru Natsuki – Aikatsu!
Hotori Arashiyama - Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru
Satoru Furuya- Diamond no Ace
Kojiro Suzuki- Major
Rikka Takarada - ssss gridman

Phillies: (16)
Dakki - Hakyuu Houshin Engi
Salamandinay - Cross Ange
Matsuno Jyushimatsu - Osomatsu-san
Suzukawa Koume - Taishou Yakyuu Musume
Rias Gremory - High School DxD
Frolaytia Capistrano - Heavy Object
Ika Musume - Shinryaku! Ika Musume
Shirai Kuroko - To Aru Majutsu no Index
Mine Fujiko - Lupin III
Kazanari Tsubasa - Senki Zesshou Symphogear
Pitohui - Sword Art Online Alternative: GGO
Hanabatake Yoshie - Aho Girl
Kaminashi Nozomi - Keijo!!!!!!!!
Katalina - Granblue Fantasy
Mordred - Fate Apocrypha
Harime Nui - Kill la Kill

Cubs: (16)
Lala – Monster Musume
Viridi - Kid icarus
Inaba Himeko - Kokoro Connect
Zombina - Monster Musume
Konata Izumi - Lucky Stars
Aisha Clanclan - Outlaw Star
Pyra - Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Gwendolyn "Gwen" Poole – Gwenpool
Uzaki Hana - Uzaki-Chan Wa Asobitai!
Homura – Senran Kagura
Isuzu Sento – Amagi Brilliant Park
Yowane Haku – VOC@LOID
Kagura – Azumanga Daioh
Lunamaria Hawke - Gundam SEED Destiny.
Mukuro Ikusaba – Danganronpa
Azusa Nakano - K-ON!

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Mets (15)
Chiro – Touhou
Noriko Takaya – Gunbuster
Sachiko Koshimizu - iDOLM@STER
Haruka Amami - iDOLM@STER
Himeko Tachibana – K-ON!
Mayuri Shiina - Steins;Gate
Shiki Eiki – Touhou
Levi Ackerman - Attack on Titan
Jet Black - Cowboy Bebop
Hanayo Koizumi – Love Live!
Maki Nishkino - Love Live!
Rance – Rance
Tsubasa Kira - Love Live!
Mugen - Samurai Champloo
Rin Hoshizora - Love Live!

White Sox: (17)
Poplar Taneshima – Working!!!
Taiga Aisaka - Toradora
Kongou – Kantai Collection
Tanya Degurechaf - Youjo Senki
Rin Tohsaka- Fate/ Stay Night
Yamato- Kantai Collection
Chaika- Hitsugi no Chaika
Joan of Arc- Fate/Apocrypha
Takao - Arpeggio of Blue Steel
Megumin - Konosuba
Enoshima Junko- Danganronpa
Jibril- No Game No Life
Tsubasa Hanekawa – Bakemonogatari
Yukino Miyazawa - Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou.
Kylie - Kouya no Kotobuki Hikoutai
Saber - fate stay night
nadeshiko kagamihara - yuru camp

Blue Jays: (13)
Takashi Kamiyama - Cromartie High School
Shinichi Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Shinjiro Hayashida - Cromartie High School
Takeshi Hokuto - Cromartie High School
Akira Maeda - Cromartie High School
Megumi Hayashibara (Maedas Mother) - Cromartie High School
Beta Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Yutaka Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Masked Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Kiichi Fujimoto - Cromartie High School
Freddy - Cromartie High School
Gorilla - Cromartie High School
Horse - Cromartie High School

Braves: (11)
Meifong Sakura – Valkyrie Drive
Atsuko ‘Akko’ Kagari – Little Witch Academia
Suu – Monster Musume
Yotsuba Koiwai - Yotsuba&!
Yui Funami - Yuru Yuri
Nico Robin - One Piece
Motoko Kusanagi – Ghost in the Shell
Iori Minase - Idolm@ster
Kyou Fujibayashi - Clannad
Miku Nakano - 5-toubun no Hanayome
Tatami – The galaxy akashi

Dodgers: (13)
Miki Sayaka – Madoka Magica
Akemi Homura – Madoka Magica
Momiji Inubashiri – Touhou
Satania - Gabriel Dropout
Arcueid Brunsted – Tsukihime
Hina Kagiyama – Touhou
You Watanabe - Love Live
Nozomi Tojo – Love Live
Anemone - Eureka Seven.
Toshinou Kyouko - Yuru Yuri
Kumiko Oumae - Hibike Euphonium
Shinka Nibutani - Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!
Rosa – Pokemon Black & White 2
funino furuhashi - bokutachi was benkyou ga dekinai

Padres (12)
Duo Maxwell - Gundam Wing
Zara - Magnificent Kotobuki
Char Aznable - Mobile Suit Gundam
Akane Shinjo - SSSS Gridman
Reigen Arataka - Mob Psycho 100
Saitama - One Punch Man
Momo Yaoyorozu - Boku No Hero Academia
Eagle - Girly Air Force
Musashi Goda - Mob Psycho 100
Phantom - Girly Air Force
Wolverine - X-Men

Reds: (8)
Kurisu Makise - Steins;Gate
Amanda O'Neill - Little Witch Academia
Mayoi Hachikuji – Bakemonogatari
Kneesocks - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Maria Momoe - Big Windup!
Angel – King of Fighters
Galko - Oshiete! Galko-chan
Maya Takahashi - Amagami
Moriko Moriok - Recovery of an MMO Junkie

Yankees (7)
Yayoi Takatsuki - iDOLM@STER Xenoglossia
Kanan Matsuura - Love Live!
Nene Sakura - New Game!
Umi Sonoda - Love Live!
Koume Shirasaka - The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls
Hifumi Takumoto - New Game!
Asuka Langly Soryu - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Astros: (11)
Youmu Konpaku – Touhou
Sakaki - Azumanga Daioh.
Chitose Karasuma - Girlish Number
Louise de La Vallière - Zero no Tsukaima
Chika Fujiwara - kaguya sama:love is war
Popuko and Pipimi - Pop team epic
ochako uraraka - Boku No Hero Academia
Mako - Kill la Kill
Saki Nikaido - zombieland saga
Hajime Shinoda -New Game!

Diamondbacks: (5)
Mila – Monster Musume
Pearl – Splatoon 2
Katsuragi - Senran Kagura
Nagatoro - Please Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro
Rin Shima - Yuru Camp

Angels: (5)
Hikari Jinno - Jiburiru.
Mari Makinami Illustrious – Rebuild of Evangelion
Ohtani – NISINsambora
Sylphynford Tachibana - Himouto! Umaru-chan
Monika - Doki Doki Literature Club

Rangers: (5)
Cerea - Monster Musume
Darknes – Konosuba
Akari Akaza - Yuru Yuri
Ozen - Made in Abyss.
Zero Two - DARLING in the FRANXX

Orioles: (4)
Auriana – Lolirock
Haruna Takaoka - Tiger Mask W
Min Min – ARMS
Yellow - Pokemon Adventures

Nationals: (2)
Umaru Doma – Himouto! Umaru-chan
Gary ‘Dicks’ Oak - Pokemon

Red Sox: (2)
Ellen Baker – New Horizon
Uesugi Tatsuya - Touch
That 3DPD they stole from the Dodgers

Brewers (1)
Misato Katsuragi - Neon Genesis Evangelion

youtu.be/c-XfG_Xe6GM?t=5

Nene stealer here, not even a yankees fan

I was going to add like 3 for >my team and then RBO swooped in and stole all 3

>padres
>saitama

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Braves or cards

>>(the fuck load of posts above this one)
wtf kind of shit are you posting? really, im just wondering what all these names are.

i just ordered a couple "official" Rawlings (LOL literally owned by the MLB) baseball, im literally going to tear it apart. I will report back with findings. All you people will have new pictures of my hands, you all like seeing my hands for some reason.

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reminder that bajp is a fat fuck with a fake waffle house gf

What are you going to do with it? Do you have a comparison ball? Sounds cool though.
Cards have been beating up on low tier shitters like the mets have. They'll lose either in the wc or division series. Braves I can see though.

be more jealous, together my gf and i's teams are NL royalty.

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Dodgers Draft Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha from Gabriel Dropout.

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god i need to sex animu tits

>booers get ONE PICK and get misato

Fuck this homoplanet

>you all like seeing my hands for some reason
Do you have that BAJP video? Can you post it pls. I could use a chuckle

post the pic of nene and her lover Aaron Judge

Sorry man I don't have it. My pc died and I lost all the yank'd nenes ;_;

we out here

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I got you covered

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The draft was a free for al where you could select 16 characters.
If you didn't, it's your own fanbase's fault.

kek

i gotta find a foul ball i got back in 1993 and later i brought it to a game in 1995 and tim raines autographed it, but this will be a terrible undertaking because it could be in any of the dozen boxes of old stuff of mine my parents boxed up and is in their attic. I just want to compare the feel of the balls(lol you fuckers are gonna have fun with that sentence). I won't be able to do true experiment, as I'm not cutting open a foul ball i got at a game, and later got autographed by a hofer.

i think i saved the mp4 on another computer, or it might have even got moved to my big external "storage hd" too lazy to go search for it. i bet someone has it, i know i have the pic on the other computer of me posting different pitch grips that everyone liked so much.

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It's late night /mlb/. Bam!
youtube.com/watch?v=pjzFv_IqnRo

i got a webm of aaron judge for ya

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>ya
Is bajp the schwarber poster?

I just want to compare the feel of the balls!!

that would be hilarious if i was, ive kinda made peace with the schwarber people lately though. all my attacks are on julianna zobrist(LOL@her still using his last name because she's such a disgusting whore that she knows her and her career is nothing without him, fuck she might sue him for the name and take it away from him- divorce court in the US is so FUCKED i wouldnt put it past them) and the bullpen of course.

lol, the reason DG and Mo died is because they took Yea Forums too serious. you have to have fun even if you're the target.

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BAJP is just mad that judge dabbed on muh based bauer back in jankee stadium during game 4
youtu.be/yGFTNaQe5R8

Nobody knows you're a >______ on the internet

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You just know she's been JUDGED

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Fuck the 2017 yankees, but they got what was coming to them in the NLCS.

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ALCS*

Why does Yea Forums love gallo?

Joey Gallie

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With a heavy heart. I have to admit Bauer is no longer based. He has just been bombed too many times this season. Don't get me wrong, I want STL to win today, but he's hardly lasting 4 innings anymore : /

Comfort me Yea Forums I'm a good guy that's nice to people.

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Instead of based bauer how about based schwarber?

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I just can't do that, and you know it.

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3 HR game from him tomorrow I feel it!

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>Thinking about the Schwarbinator

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post animu bob and pus plz

You better pray for that before you go to bed. Because the cubs can't take another loss and lose ground, you need to take advantage that the cardinals are playing 4 baseball games in 2 days. Then play monday in an early afternoon game.

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what really hapened to bauer? I know the easy and hilarious answer is >arcade >exposed >comedy central but what really happened? why did he even get traded to begin with? is his autism the root of it all?

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>The fairweather ditches his favorite player when
Lot of loyalty for a fat gun

it was already debunked that he was padding stats vs shitty alc teams by this user . His better era starts have actually been against the better teams. He has fantastic games against houston and the cusb(before the based berds took 1st place from them and before their hitting died)

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>perhaps he's wondering why he would buy a bauer tshirt after he was already in a rough patch and the "KC meltdown" occurred

He's still my favorite player. He still has about 5 starts this season, I hope he turns it around. If not, he's the kind of guy that is going to watch tape and train like crazy to get back to his 2018 form for 2020. I'm hoping Barnhart is awesome enough to meet up with a few times this winter at Driveline and they can work on their synergy. Bauer is really a guy that needs a catcher he knows well. He had that with Perez, ffs he played A ball with Perez.

>man it fucking sucks that my favorite player was in my favorite team's division, and now he's in my favorite NL team's division.

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Based Asuka repping the pinstripes

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i hope baneposting never dies

Are there more Nats fans than Orioles/other teams in D.C?

Northern Virginia, all of DC that isn't out of towners, and the bits of Maryland that touch DC prefer the Nats with the exception of older Orioles diehards. DC has so many people from other states though so certain teams like the Cubs have a big presence at games.

Asian women and the dodgers!!!

I hope my Bravesies win some games

>home runs are bad

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>estimated TV revenue
>a gauge of market size
Bruh

The Tigers are starting to pull away with it. Congratulations to them.

tankathon.com/mlb

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>How do we stop the Nats bros?

>Haven't checked NL East standings in a long while
>Last time I looked, the Nationals were five games back
>Check just now
>The Nationals are 5.5 out of first in the division

Oh yeah, they're surging all right.

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>get to watch baseball at 6pm on sunday that's not espn trash

based cardinals and reds

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Proof he shitposts without his trip sometimes.
This is actually worth investigating.

>Jewels. Hey. Bote got optioned. Optioned. It means he's playing in AAA ball now. So he can't carpool with us.
>Babe what I'm saying is Bote won't come our events anymore... Babe. Babe. I know he could reach your cervix. I know!
>Jewels what do you want me to DO? I'm not in control of the roster. No no I play first base.
>Yes I have the chicken. I'm on my way babe~

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or that i don't trip on Yea Forums, /his/, /tg/ and sometimes forget to fill the box back in...nope it's all one big damn conspiracy!!!

>neondeon involved
>dg involved
>buster posey's agent involved
>kenny williams and moz involved
>frauleinfred involved

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>now he's retard resd posting
>muh 17 favorite teams

Rent free, and word on the street is I take up a lot of space.

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>tripfaggotry
>in 2010+9
Nobody cares about your fucking blog Jesus christ you fat fuck

you sound...in the mire...

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>I take up a lot of space.
It might be time to lay off the Italian sausage and pizza soup, you pudgy bastard.

hey, i ordered a traditional crust last weekend...
>had deepdish this weekend for pizza night so i didn't photograph it, ill photo my next deepdish

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i didnt photo it because i ate it at the restaurant with friends. they all know i post on Yea Forums-mlb and get a kick out of all the responses i provoke when i go after the lifelongs or yaks

Jesus Christ just go to /soc/ at this point if you want to be a fucking tripnigger who blogs about shit.

Be more jealous of 1 of my baseball teams playing well, and my high quality pizza when you probably eat frozen trash from a store or some kind of hillbilly pizza place called "Pizza King" in whatever hillbilly town you're from.

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>1 of my teams

>mfw there's a "pizza king" less than a mile away from me in my hill billy town
Don't you live in Indiana?

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yeah, and that trashy greasy excuse for pizza stays only as far north as lafayette as it knows to.

>bunch of midwestern flyover hicks arguing who’s a hillbilly and not

I know, right? It's like watching Mets and Phillies fans argue over which team is more retarded.

except one team has a better shot at the postseason than the other :^)

Imagine not being a part of the midwestern master race

no thanks I dont want to be a fat fuck brainlet who lives in the sunbelt

1%>0%
Well, you got me there Hymie.

Which baseball-related women do you consider beautiful or sexy or both?

1% chance is being a bit unfair to them since the brewers and cubs are gonna be beating each other up and might as well cuck themselves out of a playoff spot

Let's be mass shooters

What a great idea!

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How was the parade?

what parade?

Reported. You might wanna contact the authorities and turn yourself in before SWAT team breaks down your door. Maybe they'll go easy on you.

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The Mets parade for winning the first 2 weeks of August.

why the fuck would there be a parade

Every year, when they go on a little hot streak, the >mest fans on Yea Forums start planning a parade. How new are you?

im pretty sure those are falseflaggers.

You've obviously never been in a Mets game thread.

there hasnt been mets threads though

Sayaka is cute and would be a good daughter desu

Teams that abuse the injured list should be penalized with a 10 game loss added to their win percentage.

Any player who is suspended for taking PEDs shall be issued a penalty of having their batting average reduced by .150 and their WAR reduced by half for that season. Any subsequent violation shall be an immediate expulsion from the league, the team is fined with a 25 game loss penalty, the team loses a home stand to each other team in their division, and that teams players will be drug tested weekly for the duration of the following season at the expense of the clubs.

In return for these concessions, the salary cap is removed but revenue sharing percentage is doubled. Luxury tax will still be in effect but it will work differently. The top 10 teams in revenue will contribute more to revenue sharing and the bottom 20 teams will split the rest in order of best to worst win percentage. Rosters are allowed an additional five players to the 25 man team.

Relegation is in effect. Any team that fails to make the 50 win mark two seasons in a row will be relegated for one season and replaced by their Triple A team. If the Triple A team makes the playoffs, they stay in the majors for another season and the big league team stays in Scranton.

Pitchers will he allowed to use pine tar and size restrictions on bats will be relaxed or removed.
Draft order is determined by win percentage.

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What game should I watch? Astros - Blue Jays, Yankees - As or Indians - Rays

Imagine living in a post-industrial wasteland

Indians - Rays

Thanks user, make sense with the battle for the Wild Card.

feels nice to be living rent free. It’s fascinating how triggered /mlb/ gets over the fourth place mets

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Astros game will be a blow out and fuck the yankees.

What the fuck is this nigger shit. Did a down-baby cut this pizza?

A friend of Ben Zobrist’s told me last week that if he returns to the Cubs, he probably will walk up to the plate to the same song he has used for years: his wife Julianna’s version of “Benny and the Jets.”

Jesus fucking Christ

>lazyman isnt working

The Reanimated Corpse of Ryan Zimmerman is starting at 1B today.

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>Cardinals
>Good front office

Yikes

>new IP

i wish, for his sake, that the bottle of pills would have killed him

My 1st baseman :`)

Howie Kendrick looks like Carl Weathers with that 'stache

We should offer a bottle of pills to the entire Cubs lineup.

it was cut just fine, it was actually my fault the cardboard circle and airerizer thing shifted around.

Good post

BABY I TRUST YOU, I TRUST YOU, I LOVE YOU
>the mire

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OH NO PHILTHIES KEK

didn't >we lose like 12 out of 14 or something last year

#ITFDB in September basically

reminder that one user said the phillies should've won this series

OH NO PHILTHIES KEK

ROXANE ROXANE!

Is this any good?

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what a fucking brainlet. What the fuck does last year have to do with this one? Goddamn you're stupid.

because history repeats itself

I love that game

dodgers go through slumps every year

like when they lost 2 WS in a row you fucking tard

every team goes through a slump at some point. That's the nature of baseball you dumb CUNT

Jesus Corbin how do you go from literally perfect to just totally melting down in one inning?

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>HE DIDNT EXPECT THIS OSRS

ANT

is no-hitter bad or good?

very good

when you guys make fun of brainlets you make me feel like me and my fellow cubs fans are not welcome around here

>be yankees
>lose 5 of 6 to oakland

Bad for the team that got zero hits, fantastic for the team whose pitcher(s) allowed no hits

BASED JV, WILL HE GO ALL THE WAY?

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>blow gays

The worst thing about this photo is tge atrocious fit zobrist has on

>jeremy scott adidas
>ripped jeans
>garish colours with fucking orange dominating
Id cheat on him too tbf

>resd

lol zobrists wife dresses like billie eilish

BASED

BASED FUCKING VERLANDER

3 FUCKING NO HITTERS

is verlander a 1st ballot hall of famer now?

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No hitter eh.....based

Justin may be a tits man but he pitches like an ass man

Where were you when vergoder threw his third nono?

>BERDS!!!

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literally who can stop the based birds?

>yankees
>want to have best record in the AL
>get your ass handed by the A's once again

Boone has lost this team they're really pathetic I'm fucking done watching this shit.

>can't find the webm of kate dancing in the pool for him while just relaxes with his pupper

is there anyone better to be on the planet than JV atm?

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how do you get no-hit twice by the same pitcher in your own stadium lmfao

yeah she's great til you see the rear end

doyboys are gonna lose 0-4 to the assblows

birds walkoff imminent

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Kate does (webm) for JV just because she's crazy for him...what is she going to do for him after throwing a no-no???? did anyone see the walk? Was it legit?

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doyers @ sneks

A's will sweep them the fuck out in the ALDS

>Thinking the playoffs and regular season are the same thing

you're scared.

they won’t get past Kluber lmfao

Cringe.

kluber hasnt even pitched and got relapsed again

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>stankees
>doyers
>tloses
>braves
such an easy run

>reds

BERDS
BERDS
BERDS

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>sbcu

B E R D S

The Cardinals have a chance to win 2 games today...the cubs are currently losing their 1 game.

WHERE ARE THE LIFELONGS?????????????????

W-we can't stop the based birds, cubs bros... IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS WE WERE PROMISED A DYNASTY

the cubs are a pathetic team

Any team can no-hit the Jays right now if they know how to school all the rookies and filler bats.

Can the Jays still hit 100 losses?

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>did anyone see the walk? Was it legit?

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as a cubs fan i fully submit and am prostrate before the dominant "berds" and i apologize for all the bad things i've ever said about them. i also apologize on behalf of the cubs organization for thinking they were allowed to win the division.

17 more games you need to lose

I'm colorblind as shit and can't read this

>BERDS!!!

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This doesn't stop the fact that your team just lost three games in a row, two of them by come from behind walk offs.

wow chicago calling yourselves not homosexual

good post

I also apologize on behalf of Ben Zobrist for being an unapologetic interacial cuckold

at least he didn't get fucked out of a perfecto

JV NO NO, LESS THAN 5 MINUTES LATER THE CARDS WALK OFF THE REDS.WHAT A BASED BASEBALL DAY AND IT'S ONLY 3 PM

i dont wana be greedy and anger the baseball gods, but i want that 4th win !!!!

>two of them by come from behind

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based reds ">berds!" poster

Ill be sad to see him go in October

youtube.com/watch?v=mpHnfWD1I3M

...at least she has cute long toes?

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These did NOT age well. Based GRIT

>A's

>based meme park

you still lost 4 of 6 to them, and could only win because of that meme ballpark

Retard alert

JANKEES!!!!!

>chokeland

Yay the Cardinals won

>chokeland

>chokeland

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>meme park
>both homeruns were second deck HRs in middle
Stay mad and unbelievably pressed.

this COPE
hit the gym, take a shower and get a clue

>pathetics

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what is with this "get a clue" cringe?

seethe

>meme park
>both Home Runs went about 400ft
>The absolute state of Copeland

Dweebs mad

which game that's on now should I watch?

brewers and cusb or padres and giants

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>another hilarious original and topical wojak meme!

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Enjoy your 1st round exit Chokeland

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cubs it is

fuck you Seattle

STOP POSTING THIS FAGGOT NOVEMBER 2016 LIFELONG CUBS FAN AND 1ST HALF OF WEEK 1, AND THEN WEEK 2 2018 BEARS FAN

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>you're only allowed to post in this thread if your team has won 90 games

>thank u mike ford, pride of princeton, for the walk off victory

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>the reds are laughing at us bros

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no that's a cardinals fan

Why is he wearing a blue shirt and the faggot thickened black glasses that all the chicago antifa people wear? also his barber lets him walk around with that nu-male "beard" instead of insisting on giving him a proper straight razor shave.

>men's fashion!!!

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Based

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bajp is getting truly styled on today by reds bro

>braves now 4.5 back of the Dodgers for best record in the NL

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