/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Part 2 Edition

>Countdown to Belgian GP:
www.whenisf1on.com
(Scroll down for all session times)

>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
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>Previous Thread:
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 250
V. Bottas 188
M. Verstappen 181
S. Vettel 156
C. Leclerc 132

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 438
Ferrari 288
Red Bull 244
McLaren 82
Toro Rosso 43

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
168 (170 entries)

>Point difference between Gasly and Albon
47 points

>Hund status:
Our motor iz not as schnell az ze rot motor, zis race ve truky are ze unterhundens

>News:
Perez with an older spec unit
Red Bull not ruling out an external driver for their 2020 lineup
1 more MGU-K allowed for 2020
Qualification races are being considered for 2020
New teams have to wait until 2022 says Brawn
Gimi says he's fit to drive
Winter testing will last 2 days less
Perez stays at RP, 3 years contract

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it.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-proposta-shock-cowell-limiterebbe-la-benzina-a-90-kg/4522352/
streamable.com/g86f9
strawpoll.me/18569392
twitter.com/AnonBabble

wec is better

I know this is not F1 related, but I want a gf.

Digits for a cheeky 5th Spa win for Gimi

Death to Carrie and the absolutely retarded Italian poster.

Dubs for Carrie on my dick

Dubs and gimi wins

>Be Italian
>Get so assblasted that someone suggest muh Gio is out of F1 after this season to the extent that makes you unable to read a post
KWAB.

mind blown

Mr Waglad and Mrs Sophia Wag

what will ocon do once he gets exposed (again) by ricciardo'? will he still play the poor guy card?

Universe needs to make this happen
Then we could have Sophia as our personal thread slut

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>ferrari

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no we shouldn't exploit waglad's wife like that.

"""F3""" on soon

Minicars xD

while we wait for F3, please consider watching our league

youtube.com/watch?v=Mz2IQG9jS8c

Formation lap on tho

""F3"" formation lap in Spa feels eternal

Rockingham just stripped FC Nantes old logo

>Pironi

>I want gf
>I want Gimi First (finish)
>Not f1 related
Teemu pls

>Perez stays at RP, 3 years contract
So basically he gave up on getting a seat in a good team and will drive for the sake of being in F1 + getting good money
not bad

Let me guess, Hamilshit asked to keep Bettas next year?

Based little chicken

Yes, because Ocon is a rat.

Boddas

I think it is all on Vettel if he scores a win and they are compettive till the end of the season he will stay on, if not herro Hornrro-san but who will replace him at rarri, could it be a driver who should have sign back in 2012 (pic related) or HULK smash

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eeeeeeeeeeee

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DRS was a mistake

boobs

>Get told DRS is temporary solution
>It now has spread like a cancer to the junior series for literally no reason
>Not gonna get removed when the big aero changes happen

wow! such exciting DRS overtakes!

Oh right.
Today is bulgaria gp.

Where is the Pole and Why isn't he seething about the Russian Schwartzman?
>Lawson is shit
Sorry kiwis

>Sorry kiwis
On top of that Armstrong can't get past a car even in DRSPassLol

rent free

>Oh there He is, he just can't justify his hate to anything Russian or German this time
Kwab

spa 2000 deja vu

Kino foursome on the last lap
>Vips massive choke

He will say that the year out affected him a lot more than he thought, plus he will shit on the renault engine and will be bullied by both Ric and Abiteboul. There will be drama, which is pretty nice for renault because they're not close to raise interest in their sport aspect.
Also fuck hulkenberg he was boring as fuck

Lundgoat!

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based vip

>Turn 5 incident under investigation
>For P4 so no switcharoo incoming

Sad

cars

Mais de ouf

I don't say this often but Ligue 1 is way better than this shit show. I hope at least you can drink at the stadium

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Surprised they let Lundgard keep that

Holy based
youtu.be/r2zepN3Fm2g

Thought Shwartzman was a smol twink but in fact he looks pretty tall

>Wheelgun sounds going with an anthem playing

Yep, that's a classic for me

lol

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for you

I like it when you see interviews for F1 and you can hear the podium music in the background for junior series.

There is something satisfying about it.

Will there be Acestreams for the race?

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Are we still pretending that Mercedes isn't sandbagging?

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EBIN

Time for gay aussie commentator

uk.motorsport.tv/motorsporttv/video/imola-race-1/26949?autoplay

WHERE MY VETTELBROS AT?

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Desert queen spotted

d-does anyone h-have a stream?

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If one Ferrari wins tomorrow the other one has to be P6 or lower in my prediction. No way can Ferrari make strategies work for 2 cars at once.
Also there will be a massive pileup at turn one which gets Romain "smoke machine" Grosjean fired from Haas for good.

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ad067a82155ece6c4e1d9b994c4d49d207daf8b7

scuderia marko rejecto-honda

>Alfa are sending Ericsson back to America after qualifying
apex kek

>you now remember Lewis Hamilton funny youtuber alike videos from 2013-2014

I'm going to predict either Albon or Kyvat crash early tomorrow. They're going to push to far to prove themselves.

que?

Are you ready for the redemtion arc gaslybros?

Savage bants from Damon Hill

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I predict Albon will qualify higher than Max and Max will become so tilted that he torpedoes both of the Mercs and a Ferrari on T1 tomorrow.

UND DANN REISS ICH DER PUPPE DEN KOPF AB

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how do i get a cunny to hold me like this?

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>renault and one mclel have grid pens
>both have gone back to spec b for the race
KWAB.

Mate that's my daughter. Don't ever call her a "cunny" again.

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Leave.

>cut my life into...

the state of french engineering, engine spec3 not good enough

dat tushy

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butterface

what the fuck fr*nce

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France pls

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nonces out

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what a little slut showing her tummy like that

There are beaches in France where grown men with erections are walking around with little girls.
If Epstein was a country it would be France.

Only grown up women ITT please

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too bad that culture is dying out
too many of the "new French" getting too aggressive so it is slowly shutting down

lmao how cucked petronas ad is. disgusting.

cute

>be Cyril
>enforce this policy
>don't know about France's paedophile beaches
>hire Ocon
gjwd

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I'm listening to the John Carmack interview and I can just feel my IQ grow.
Coincidentally my interest in F1 is decreasing by the minute.

God I want Carice van Houten to sit on my face

There were several videos YouTube/Vine videos where Hamilton appeared with some girls.
There were pretty weird though.
I couldn't find you some of them, Hamilton was still old hamilton then.

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>Why yes I have sold the nuclear blue prints to the Chinese, how could you tell?

i like belgium gp

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it.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-proposta-shock-cowell-limiterebbe-la-benzina-a-90-kg/4522352/

>Cowell, Merc head of motorists, thinks they should limit the fuel at 90kg
>"F1 should aim at efficency and reducing consumption"
>"Teams underfuel anyway so lifting and coasting is still here"
>"Other teams don't want that because they are losers"

1:44.7 by Lelclerc

>+0.000 sector 2
neat

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>if you only knew how bad things really are

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>LeCuck exposed again
When will the ride ever end?

Vroom mode

SAFETY CAR

>If one Ferrari wins tomorrow the other one has to be P6 or lower in my prediction
P2 and P3
screencap this

rip mirror

car literally falling apart like himself

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good to see Max hanging out with his fans

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>GASLY

Dubs and Vettel bins it in quali

dubs for Lecute to have technical difficulties in Q1

I'm fully convinced any of the #1s in the top European junior series could have done at least the same job as Ericsson and would not have to be flown across the pond.
Almost seems as if Kaltenborn is still working for them in some form.

STOP

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Max will.

>did bet 26.50 on Lekek to take pole

>Gio the Nazi has the highest car number
>also the highest number of confirmed kills

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Breaking a mirror is bad luck.
The absolute state of Gasly.

dubs and it's an amx-albon-blyat podium with gas dnf

digits and Gimi is best of the rest

reminder that kubica lost one or both of his mirrors at least 4 times this season, one of them was during hungarian grand prix, and it was (((strangely))) not picked up by fom and mainstream media

dubs and Putin invades the rest of your country

dubs and Max dies in a Burti-style incident at Blanchimont on lap 1

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i wish

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carrie dies tomorrow.

>(((strangely)))
that's not how you use (((that)))
nobody cares about Kubica now he's actually back in F1, Jakub

You shitty fin

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cause of death: collective German suicide after another Vettel disgrace

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HAMILSHIT

OH NO NO NO

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not every country is as pathetically obsessed about their drivers as Neverlands

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IN THERE LEWIS

>you now remember extensive wing covers in the early 00s

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OH NO NO NO

PISS ON THE FLOOR

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>POOIS

>Hamilcrash
the car will be ok for quali though, no penalties

KWAB

Even the best make mistakes

JEJ

LEWLEW KEK

>SHAMILTON
VEGAN DIET BTFO KWAB.

what a fucking fraud.

I'm convinced his retarded brother is the one remote controling lewis' car

>s-still i r-rise

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NEEKERI DED

IM SORRY GUYS

Best driver of all time btw

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now you mention it, maybe Max should have a season like that, weed out all the Spain 2016 and Netflix babbies

LMAO

GET IN THERE LEWIS

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look at the top of his head

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FUCK YES
GET FUCKED NEEKERI

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AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
OH NONONONONO
NEEKERIT VITTUUN FORMULOISTA

GUYS MY TIRES

>big shunt
fuck off damon.

LOOK AT HIS LIPS OH NO NO NO NO

NO YOU FOOLS
DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
>Mercedes barely get Lewis out for Qualifying
>P3 in qualy
>Ferrari cocks up the race
>GET IN THERE LEWIS, DESPITE THE CRASH ON SATURDAY, YOU DID IT

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webm please
>webm please

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racist curb

>BLEWIS

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bottas would have saved it

>poois

literally the first thing I thought

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>neekeri

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FUCKING KEK

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FUCK THIS RACIST KERB
BAN SPA NOW

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why are they still asking if driver is okay? they have fucking stupid halo, unless car is wrapped around a tree, of course driver's ok

Not a chance that's fixed for qualy

Don't count him out, /f1/.

UH OH #TEAMLH I THINK WE GOT TOO COCKY THIS TIME

the crash with Kobayashi was truly pathetic

Didn't watch the start of the session
What happened with Albon?
Why is he 3 seconds behind Kubica?

Free PR

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pierre poisoned his drink

Ever watched rally? Mechanics can fix it but I hope they fail this time. Fuck hamilshit

Just switched it on. Literally the first thing I see is Hamilton crashing into a wall. What a great start to the weekend.

KWAB

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AGAINST ALL ODDS BEING THE ONE AND ONLY UNTERHUND

STILL I RISE

>based

they can fix that shit in 3 hours

And F1 cars are even easier than rally cars. As long as the chassis and the important components like gearbox are okay, it will be ready for quali. Lots of people crash in FP3 but most of them make it into quali

oh oh oh
they will simply give bottas' car to hamilton, don't say anything about damaged component and sadly bottas will magically have car issues at the start of the race and retire

>Hamilton p20 on the grid

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I'm disappointed in Lewis. I expect that kind of carelessness with Vettel not the #blessed one.

streamable.com/g86f9

look at that blood on his car, what a gory death, cancel grand prix NOW!

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by this time tomorrow:

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lol, I had literally just turned in too, if only Hamilton had done the same

blacks have brown blood tho

>that cut to Ocon
I love the director

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2 MASSIVE shunts in 3 races for Lewis Hamilton. Is he over?

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He's starting to decline.

Ferrari WILL manage to fuck this up
VET + LEC crash at lap ~30 and GET IN THERE LEWIS

What the fuck no spa?

Oh wow, that crash was truly pathetic. He tried to take it flat out :DDD

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no qualifying for hamilton ?

Racist track la

That's the joke lad

>park truck in pitlane
>cover it up about 2 minutes later
watch as Ferrari and Red Bull 'suddenly' get closer to Mercedes in 2 races time

They added the boring as fuck Vietnam circuit and got rid of Spa?

It's edited because it's a "uguu fiamg will remove the race from the calendar because lewiss crashed here" joke

He's finished. He'll never win a race again.

>hamilton says sorry to his team on radio
>crofty reads tweet suggesting car failure

ελα ρε

Based post.

This weekend will be disastrous for Lewis Hamilton, mark my words

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That's Retardo.

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ni44er

How often do teams get the car back during the session? Aren't they left in a side road until the session ends?

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hamilton was looking at his phone that's why he crashed

Oh no, quick /f1/ find a replacement for Lewis.

Merc weren't going to win anyway especially with Ferrari straight line speed.

literally the same lmao

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>Ferrari fucks up
>race pace better than Red Bull
BOT LEC HAM coming up

WDC has never been so exposed

That’s what I fucking thought.

Holy shit I'm dumb. The joke flew right over me.

fetch me the exposure poll please

he's ready

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Ocon

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who else /feelbadforpierre/ here?

checked.

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Is it just me or has 4channel gone down the shitter over the last couple of days?
Can't post pics, posting replies sometimes takes forever sometimes not possible at all.
Loading this webm literally takes minutes.

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me

hello fellow /r/f1 visitor

I don't feel bad for millionaires.

Where the fuck else will I get hot webms?

>sliding into Ruth's DMS

DELET

I come from the far future of Sunday evening to bring you this message:


>Get in there Lewis! Monster drive mate! From pit lane start to win, brilliant, just brilliant mate. You are the man! You! Are! The! Man!
>Thanks guys and thanks to the fans I am so appreciative of you all

I think this is the first time I've seen it. Not sure though, but I never paid attention. What matters is getting it out of the way so if it's already on the truck they might aswell go to pits from service roads. The unusual thing is this truck used the track itself since session was redflagged

>last couple days
Yea Forums has been loading random webms for minutes for years now.

Blame hiromoot.

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>Gas 5th

SABBATICAL OVER

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>GAS 13
>ALB 20
APOLOGIZE

Gasly redemption arc has started.

Hamilton will drop 7 points tops this weekend, and go on to secure the WDC in Mexico. Cap this

I know my man but I cannot remember for the life of me the last time a team had their binned car delivered by truck and into the garage straight away. I shy away from conspiracy theories but funny how Mercedes/Hamilton has it sent right back to them

make it yourself

Does Albon have a problem? Why isn't he running?

maybe the Red Bull is just shit?

Weird, I can load this one in ~15 seconds and I'm on a mobile app which is slow to load things

>tfw no mootykins to shitpost about

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spa still there they got rid of germany

>Perez must like driving here
>he finished 5th a couple of times!
drivers like Perez, Hulkenberg, Grosjean, Magnussen and Sainz must be depressed as fuck at how reliable cars are now. Back in the day drivers like Panis, Salo, Herbert, etc would at least pick up an occasional podium even driving for teams like Ligier and Sauber..

'Even Neekeri knows French are backstabbing cowards. Why would anyone want to deal with one

gio at 1,4s behind ferrari. why is ferrari so slow?

>marshals literally doing their job
>IDS A GONSBIRASY :DD

Is Renault dare I say, back?

fear of exposure

double dnf tomorrow

ALFA
ROMEO
Now this is the Resta Mememobile

they decided that their new engine was so bad that they keep engine B for fp3 and quali

back of the grid after penalties, probably

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Probably running race simulations

>Croft says Renault wants podiums and wins
HIDF on suicide watch

>this delusion

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Amx is amd

Sadly not yet

to be fair, Michael Schumacher used to do this as well
>on podium for every race in 2002
>constantly go 'better look out for Williams and McLaren here tho!'

two broken knees

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>tfw Reno becomes a podium car in 2020

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And a one prolapsed anus

>Gasly faster than Kyvat and Albon
REDEMPTION ARC STARTS NOW

>tfw Renault and Honda pull out of F1 after 2020

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as i said yesterday, ferrari are clear favourites for pole position and race win

neekeri binned it?

Maybe Jos sabotages the other redbull?

best way for him to do that is to drive it himself

He will win a relentless race in spa

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>fantasy is down just before quali

It closes after FP3 mane

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when do cars go vroom vroom? :DD

At least one of us is having fun.

Albon never did a real lap
Wtf his happening this fucking team

i think hambo of all people knows that each point counts

Jos "Mom is crying again, Max" Verstappen.

Olivier Panis Jos Verstappen would give

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2021 our year la'

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name my band

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faceman230

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Backseat cucks.

The Hybrid Rejects

>be me
>watching Sky's "not the notebook, h-honest" live notebook
>thinking about how Pinkham keeps dressing sluttier and sluttier every race
>think that even Federica, who only exists to be eye candy on Italian TV, isn't as slutty as Pinkham has become
>literally 3 seconds after I think that
>pic related

At this rate she'll show up in nothing but a thong and nipple tassels in Brazil.

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how is this slutty
were you born in an islamic shithole

great, I can't wait for the next episode of this

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that was such a sexy livery

the No Seats Crew

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I think it's just cloudflare (((acting up))) again

would

would

gotta have the nigger in front :))))

WEC>F1

It kinda cold and I'm tired and I just want to crawl into bed and fall asleep next to the cat desu

do it then

cool blog

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>28c in the shade
I wish

What happened to Albon?

You bogans were so preoccupied with whether or not they would, they didn't stop to think if they should

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Hindhaugh by a mile.

god thats a disgusting nose

Why no pointy nose?
Fuck Jordan alike noses, they were and are fucking ugly.

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>albon

>58:XX

>tfw Carrie stares and you and time stands still
:3

>/f1/...

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I find it cute

Here’s another

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Literally the perfect nose to gently kiss the tip of.

that's a good nose

AND HAMILTON GETS INTO THE POLE AFTER CRASHING ON FP3

The chewed up and spat out by f1 outs

who are >we rooting for?

WHOA ALSO GETS INTO MY SWEET 44 PINKY PANTIES LOOL

Next thread's OP should be this

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bottas sadly, only guy close enough to win the championship

AND HAMILTON COMES AGAIN FROM NOWHERE, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE

>FP1 - Hulkenberg behind Ricciardo by 0.250 seconds
>FP2 - Hulkenberg behind Ricciardo by 0.500 seconds
>FP3 - Hulkenberg behind Ricciardo by 0.900 seconds
What's been happening? It's getting to the stage where it must be sabotage.

weebs

Nice proxy, HIDF

morale at all-time low

Or him
Lil Uzi sba

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>hates rong nose
>call others weebs

nice try weeb

Should Kubica be worried?

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Definitely. Most sponsors would love to jump on board the first female in F1.

why are they all mutts?

She still driving W Series next year? Or is she entering a real Series

Nothing. Him and Kvyat didn't push, because they have engine penalties and are focused on the best setup for the race.

She said she wants to enter """F3""" but 500k are not enough

You don't know what a cute nose looks like even if it was to nuzzle against your neck.

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>Kubica stays
>Russell out
>CHADwick in
>socially unevolved Poles lose their fucking minds watching >muh Kube getting BTFO by a vagine all year
Truly an ebin timeline

jesus chrsit my man

>Mercs absolutely nowhere on pace

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>Chadwick unlikely to drive any higher in the pyramid due to a lack of sponsorship money

The ironing

She can suck some dick to get the rest of the money

that's not a nose, that's a music instrument

Yea the team is definitely sabotaging their number 2 driver to.... make sure the team does worse?
You are retarded hulk just isnt good enough

>how can you have drag and no downforce
a) a brick
b) a Williams

ricciardo bless

>9th in 2017 Brit F3: 0 superlicense points
>8th in 2018 Brit F3: 0 superlicense points
>1st in 2019 W series: 0 superlicense points

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>The nose is a guide for the calibration of the muscles that control the horizontal motion for both eyes.
>Muscles cells are not reliable motion device. The cerebellum needs 50 billion neurons, more than twice the rest of the brain, just to monitor and control the muscles, making sure they perform the motion commanded by the conscious decision making of the cortex.
>People who get their nose reduced like the popular singer so small that it can not be detected by the peripheral vision are at risk for more accident while driving because of slower detection time for 3d objects.

noselets BTFO

Would be funny, but she never out-qualify or finish ahead of him on merit in races. Now I want to see it to see just how BTFO she would get.

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oh so that's why chinks are bad drivers?

Memes aside.
Why aren't there women in F1 in the year 2019?
There is a woman on the fucking International Space Station right now.

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fucking kek, but why should I care if a chick drives well?

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F1 is Sexist
#Hillaryforpresident

Too slow and too many mistakes when other cars are around
women just cant drive
squadW

fuck off sven, the forced quotas have taken over your brain

there are many, many more programmes to get women into science then there are to get women into racing
if people don't send their daughters karting as much as they do their sons, nothing will change
like Bernie once said, perhaps the best F1 driver ever is driving a tractor in Ethiopia right now.
The women that do enter racing often aren't really that good. Now this hasn't stopped male shitters from getting to F1, but they typically had tons of sponsorship.
If Pedro Diniz, Lance Stroll or Pastor Maldonado had been women, they would have made it to F1 as well.

A mentally ill woman with parkinsons is leading your country.

Because men have better motor skills. Women only exist to make babies

Women aren't fit for competitive activities, especially so physically and intellectually demanding as F1

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Reminder that 100% of space crimes were comitted by women. Can we really trust them with an F1 car?

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So now's a good time to ask for gibs, r-right?

Löfven is a cuck

Gotta keep Chad happy. We look out for him, he looks out for us and might get us a Stacy or two

>Ticktum joins W Series
>Red Bull fields Amx purely to destroy Ticktum's career once and for all
Kino

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Well ACTUALLY I think you'll find 100% of the VICTIMS are women, fucking pig!

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Pretty sure women handle G-forces better than men, that should be a big advantage in F1 no?

kek

Hey that's me!

>Women aren't fit for competitive activities
can be fixed by training
>especially so physically and intellectually demanding as F1
there are 16 year old boys driving around in F1 cars, F1 hasn't been physical since Minardi picked up power steering. if people like Maldonado and Grosjean can drive an F1 car, so can women.
Maybe not as fast, but there is no entry barrier that's insurmountable apart from the superlicense barrier

Just because there's not women enough,
if it's nearly impossible to get a f1 seat for a man (probably the 98% of people racing), imagine being a woman lmao.

FIA has the right to hand out waiver if someone does not have enough licence points.
t. Knower

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>Pretty sure women handle G-forces better than men, that should be a big advantage in F1 no?
less G-forces if you're going slowly, so moot point

TRUE LULW

lmao nice

Wow that's actually true. Not only aren't they sending their best they also have way more victims. Sounds like a lot of trouble we don't need in F1.

wtf is this post? In what way are Grosjean and le Redditnado like women?

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>not enough
>0
maybe if Max Mosley was still around, CHADwick could dress up as Helga from Allo Allo and convince him, but I doubt Todt will be as willing to let that happen

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> In what way are Grosjean and le Redditnado like women
if the point is "women aren't smart enough to operate an F1 car", the counterpoint surely is "if Maldo and Grosjean can, so can the average woman"

>fantasygp is down
>cant change predictions

wht the fuck lads

get fucked idiot

it was me

>socially unevolved Poles lose their fucking minds
????
women are inferior duh

I was kidding i think the biggest reason is young women/kids aren't interested in motorsport and if they are they get told its not for them
Nowadays if you werent karting as a child the chance of you getting a good seat in any series is not good and parents dont want to send their daughter karting

>get into argument with a client
>I know I'm right and he hasn't a fuckin clue
>tell him I will not give in to his threats or blackmail
>this goes on for about ten minutes
>he says he's on his way round so I tell him I'll be waiting and hang up
>oh user, I've never heard you talk like THAT before
>did you like it?
>...
>yes
What's the chaddest thing you did today, user?

Changing HAM pole to VET pole

That fucking flossing kid on Sky makes me want to end it all.

i was gonna change ham to lec

this is so sad can we murder a kid

>working on a saturday
>chad
KWAB. i made coffee lad.

Anyway you little cumbrains shit on Tatiana for her lack of pace in F2, when she clearly said F1 cars suit her driving style way more than F2.
You are just little jealous incels because she already is way higher on the ladder to F1 than the slutty and the fat german and the english tranny

You dipshits don't know the power of tacos

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And I drank coffee. Making me the victor

I am the strongest

Tatiana looks like she always needs a shower.

KWAB

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Gosia is superior

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>Hulk does shit
>No bad PR for replacing him
No one is giving Red Bull shit for replacing Gasly. Renault are trying to use the same play but are forcing Hulk to be Gasly-tier through car manipulation.

KWAB.

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KWAB

>wanting to sue Zuckerberg
KWAB.

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>way higher on the ladder to F1
2017:
18th in GP3 (0 SL points)
14th in WSFV8 (0 SL points)
2018:
16th in GP3 (0 SL points)
2019:
currently 21th (potentially 0 SL points)
Grand total: 0 Superlicense points
just as unlikely as any other woman dude

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Spatial intelligence.

Women's brain is like 5-10% smaller, sorry if im mistaken i dont remember exact numbers. Just millions less neurons.
Men used to hunt mammoths and sabretooth cats in packs for tens of thousands years if not more, they got gud at 3D thinking and predicting situations. Thats useful in racing.
Women used to pick up herbs for tens of thousand years. They have superior color recognition abilities. Also superior social abilities because while men hunted they stayed with other women in camp and talked and talked.

There are of course anomalies , like everything in natural world. For 1000 guys who would be a good drivers, there may be 20 or 50 women. There's just less women available with skills needed to be a good driver, even less of them is getting into racing.

>polish intellectuals

But Renault got a bunch of backlash?

How can I even compete?

also, about anomalies, look at female drivers - on average most of them look "a little off" than normal girls. I mean - they have some prominent masculine features, im talking about physical appearance like wide jaw. So, its logical that they also inherited some male traits when it comes to psychology and brain.
Just as men can be a little feminine or masculine as fuck, so can women.

Modern gender theory is trash and utter bullshit though.

>according to GPUpdate.net Alain Prost has revealed Hulkenberg rejected a contract proposal for 2020 from Renault
>Renault offered a deal for 1 year with an option on his services for 2022
>Hulkenberg told the team to either offer a 2 year deal or go home

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dont tell me you retarded blondie that you have bought into this whole "women are equals" blatant propaganda that you have in every facet of public space in sweden.

based hulk

i want a bf

>There is a woman on the fucking International Space Station right now.
>he believes the NASA jew
there is no one in space user

Seduce the office milf lad.

We are all in space. The Earth is the hoax.

And that woman was a lesbian and commited the first crime committed in the space

how can that be when mommy said my daddy is a cosmonaut?

I told her I'll talk like that more often since she liked it. Then she gave me chocolates.

How did they get the ISS there?

kimi sucks ass

cringe

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Isn't there a massive regulation overhaul happening for the 2021 season? Don't most drivers want to be free to shop around for 2021?

Honestly this just shows that Hulkenberg doesn't back himself as a talented driver that good teams would be wanting to drive their car. He's the clingy girlfriend trying to get pregnant so that Renault would be forced to marry him whilst hoping they end up with a great car with the new regulations.

>kimi sucks female ass for his own pleasure
ftfy

I like high RPM cars, so let's put the rpm cap to 19000.

they didn't?

>Then she gave me chocolates.

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>kimi sucks male ass for his own pleasure

have sex

Based Nick.

I've seen it, though?

dubs and bottas pole

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>There is a woman on the fucking International Space Station right now.
They have a kitchen in the ISS?

Jesus Christ it’s Taylor Swift

rollen

how will ferrari fuck it up this time lads?

>you now remember Bottas 2.0

Digits & you shit yourself tonight


Nothing personal

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kys.

KEK

>implying women know how to cook in the year 2019

Battery on a low charge

checked and kekked

Lecute vettel 1-2
Check em

oh yes the beard and porridge

top kek

Based and redpilled

This. Sunday Ham Bot Ver

NEW

Giothenazi dubs checked

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>10 MINIS OF G

good, and vettel to win monza

shit confirmed

Checked

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fuck you

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KWAB

gonna go tug me cock lads.

Awesome, my OC got used

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you saw what they wanted you to see

Watch the wrist

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no i'll watch the clunge on the screen

Rolling.

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Ferrari front row lockout

Ferrari 2-4 tomorrow

dubs and stroll gets into Q3

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:(

Reroll

tfw the only Stroll fan on this sub

>implying he knows how to qualify

>19. Kubica
>20. Albon
what the actual fuck?

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stream pls

Bottas First

He is the youngest ever front row starter iirc

bros post ace pls

>that literal chad sitting on that stone
oh god

after penals

>giodubs

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NEW

501th for gimi wins

ebin

>all this autism in the OP and not a single stream

someone post it cuckit is down for me

in a willyams
in the wet

stirring your loins, lad?

god sometimes (quite often) i am ashamed of my countrymen

Albon has a grid penalty so he dgaf i guess

missed out on the start, why was q1 conveniently red flagged?

Kubica had an engine failure.