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VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT

taiwan number 1

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>bad card
caz

Should I drop 150ug of LSD and watch the card in my bed? Not sure how else I make it.

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wtf crack isnt working for me and shitpple doesnt even have one up

Inner Mongolia vs True Mongolia

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HEEMS HEEMS HEEMS HEEMS HEEMS

Heeminder to bet on every wmma card going to decision for this card for LITERALLY free money

>mongolian derby
basado

Question still stands.

i'm surprised Buffer agreed to do this card

what is 150 going to do

Guys wtf am I even doing watching this card??? I never realized how depraved the English are.

Dana is there too, they really want to get into that chinese market

Does this nigga only have one name?

Buffer was at the Macau card too
Macau's pretty degenerate though, maybe he was hoping Shenzhen would be the same

sportsurge.net

cope COPE COPE

welp gg i'll see the webms when i wake up lol

make me trip pretty good for 12 hours

leave then cazzie

That crod reaction made my chest tight. China numba 1

bro this card would be a waste for that

Do these chinks even WOOOOOOO ?

You sound weak

yeah maybe im just bored as fuck and have been wanting to trip for awhile. I doubt if I took it I would watch the whole card.

Is "mong" like the N word for Mongols?

>ADD OIL
>ADD OIL
not sure why they're saying that

is he really?
i can't wait to see his red face when andrade wins

10-9 Alateng but Batgirl looking warmed up now

UFC hiding the crowd size?

Damn that commercial made P3 nuts look tight

>Batgirl Dana
wew

I made up this strategy

damn that commercial made sending women to die for israel look tight

How can you even watch something while tripping? everything seems so strange

Looks like a very interesting way to get my protein

Does aggressively chanting at events drop your social credit score in china?

It's the second fight of the night

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p3 only $2.49 for 8 peanuts, half a slice of ham, and 4 cubes of cheese

nice digits and i always get amused with the different perspective of watching things. Even commercials are crazy. Pretty much anything is entertaining to me on it.

Pretty sure I punched this dude's name into legacy captcha

watching something on hallucinogens is shit you need to go do something

Thanks to this card, "chingchong" is part of my phone's predicative text now

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Batgirl looks pretty good

Man i just turn off the lights and go on a trip in my own head, everything else seems like a waste.

lol his name is Batgirl

pretty solid match actually

10-9 Batgerel, 19-19 going into round three.

I like getting under the blankets in pitch dark and just letting my mind roam.

Are you seeing tesselated pinatas and burrito fractals and vuvuzelas and shit

These mountain gooks are pretty based

The only real non cazzie parlay was betting every single chink loses tonight on all chink/other country fights.

>limp-necked faggot questions whether he is actually a real fightfan
CONGRATS ON ACCEPTING YOUR CASUAL STATUS user

can someone please piss in my mouth of ya know what I mean

That's it. Batgirl won

S P I C E

What's that subreddit for angry asian dudes? Should we start a live thread there?

is buffer playing candy crush here?

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Based Batgangrel looking like a ghoul
heem urself

Procópio wins the rematch

*steppe

Why is the crowd so loud? like the actual mics set up to get the reactions are way too loud

>UFC turned off cuts & blood for the China card
Typical!

Alateng 29-28 good fight.

'Ate decisions
Love 'eems

communist propaganda

chinks cheer really loud for other chinks. figured that out watching another event last week in china.

TI9?

Based

Crackstreams nigga

Judges decision taking a while.

Absolutely VICIOUS ground and pound from the chink

i served the WMD military jew in the marines and its not that cool.

Asian male fighters should fight white females. Who would win?

Agree with the decision but 29-27 is weird.

nice try terrorist, i saw the commercial

yeah ti9 chinks only cheered for LGD and VG

Three judges scored it 29-27 Alateng
What

thank you pal

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Exchange rate

batgirl robbed

>tfw changed lights and cleared fallen trees

Wtf i just saw a white guy in the crowd

kek Bisping forgetting to translate shit seems like he cba

wait i can't tell them apart, do i agree with this or not

What does that even mean? Wouldn't that only happen if alateng won 3 rounds but got a point taken away? Or if they scored a round a draw somehow?

what the fuck was that

BISPING SAID THE WRONG NAME LMAO

nice one, Mike

Fucking Bisping man

Someone screen cap bisping scoping out that dude's ass

I went in as a data mos and the faggots had me in iraq 2 months after i got to my unit on top a humvee on a 249. cocksuckers

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Can't wait for the roid jungle monkey to lose its belt

Shit was disgusting. They completely killed the atmosphere. Chinese hate all foreigners

he has cte leave hi alone

arr rook arike

Yeah the right guy one, but these judges seem like cazzies tonight. Maybe they gave a 9-9 round? Because I didn't see a round that should have been a 10-8 kek.

>face mask in crowd
Why doesn't he just report people to authorities for expelling putrid gas?

Is jacksonwink about to meme themselves another champion?

Gaijin

lmao did he really

Reminder that Jun Yong Par has legit autism (watch weigh-ins) and is going to be HEEMED in R1 unless he has retard strength

Bisping read the dudes name from his shorts

One guy 10, 10, 8
Other guy 9, 8, 10

I'll be in Japan for One FC 100 and will be the only white dude screaming EDDDIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>and will be the only white dude screaming EDDDIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
press X to doubt

Does Zhang train with him?

>Andrade literally turned the Strawweight division on its head

Bravo Fitzgerald

based banshee tourist

Honestly us burgers are fucked, time to get eye surgery and cross over to the winning team

badabing badabased

17 year old andrade

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Andrade such a cutie

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literally a boy

AAAHHHHHHHH

show us your trap folder

God I want to motorboat her

Yeah in NM

If you don't fuck at least one Japanese girl it wasn't worth going

pretty cute for a man desu

savior of the universe

A cute one with an actual pussy

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I love weili’s little dinky Dino arms

Alright I'm going to bed. None of these str*ams work, probably my ublock I don't fucking know. Hope the card is fun

I love asian girls and I will be rooting for all asian girls to win

go go Lin

that's a positive

ill just pay if they don't want to fuck me willingly. i no 0 japanese and will be there 28 days. im not even really into japanese women but will make sure to fuck at least 1 for the novelty. ill be in bangkok for a week before that so i might be tired from all the ladyboys.

>paying
don't talk to me anymore b

Lads I'm pissed a typo on the bt sport website said main card starts at 11pm gmt not am.
Uncomfy desu. Got no sports to look forward to tonight besides a shitty one sided boxing match

Oh damn she's probably going to spam oblique kicks on Andrade to keep the distance then. I thought she fought like a Jacksonwink fighter her last fight. Should be an interesting fight she has a good chance for the belt.

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okay

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Actual good fight this one

World's oldest 28 year old

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>been watching for 15 years
>know less about the fighters now than then
anybody else?

kazakhstan genes

Me on the right with the green cap

Friendly reminder Jens Pulver was a rank 14 night elf rogue. With WoW Classic out, you too can become a UFC champion if you just grind Warsong Gulch long enough.

motherfucker is 35

Lauzon will heem him in WoW too

What did I JUST say to you, if I see anymore (you)s we're gonna have a problem.

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left*
im heemed, sorry

95086292
okay

gay cat lol

Ismagulov is a munster

stream pls bb

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Great round from Ismagulov
10-9 old rules, 10-8 new rules

181cm is my favorite poster

Dustin is free money at +340

crackstreams b

i agree

tough fight for me
on one hand, a macaco will get beaten up
on the other hand though, it's done by some muslim slav asian hybrid

Wtf I wanna join the marines now

thank you

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You're fucking DONE

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just google "mma discord". You can do the rest.

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I can't tell how good Khabib is because he hasn't found a top 5 fighter in forever

meet me behind Kelsey's

>Who said that living in Russia is stressfull? I'm 28 and I feel GREAT!

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Now I'm wondering how many of those babushkas in Bald and Bankrupt's videos are actually just in their 30s

lmao

100%

Yeah this is how I feel about Khabib too

>they actually have PTSD ads in America

is everyone as dumb as bisbing in the uk or is it cte?

Havent seen a heem in like a week lads

This Russian is very high IQ

>he hasn't found a top 5 fighter in forever
has he ever?

muh dick

He's quite good, well rounded

$250 to win $1100 for Dustin right now.

I think RDA was highly ranked when they fought?

That Russian/Kazak fighter looked legit

>Most dominant champion ever
>Almost got murdered by Tiramisu
The absolute state of the UFC

I'm literally gonna put some money on Dustin

reminds me of toilet till

Ismagulov is easily top 15 right now.

RDA was probably the highest ranked and that was over 5 years ago.

>THALNOS IS A DUMP!

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Good technical fight, who's up next?

same curious if the line is going to move more 1st.

LW is too deep, he probably needs two more wins before they even give him a top 20 opponents.

>American Ad
>Nigger on the voice over trying to sound street/more nig

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is it all just chink cans lads

no way, LW is actually stacked
way too many who have done a lot and not found a rank

the best LHW you never heard of

vs some korean HW

This walkout song always reminds me of that one Donbass war compilation now

He actually is. He'll be free money in future fights. He looked huge for a lightweight and he fought smart.

I'm literally boy'ing all the non-chink fighters tonight, anyone else?

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Please pray for Da un Jung

he is first korean LHW in UFC

every korean mma fan is shitting on him saying he will lose

he probably will lose because he's slow but it sucks seeing his interviews where he's modest to a point hwere he almost sounds like he lost already

that's really nice man

is it odd seeing the crowd shots and seeing the people that own all your homes there?

Khabib was 7 and RDA 5

You now remember Denis Kang

THIS IS THE BIIIIIG ONE!

money has came in on him since the odds opened. still a pretty big dog though.

>LHW
Fuck it give him to Jon

he's done

the recent m-1 champ, beat a former m-1 champ and consensus best LHW prospect in his 4th pro fight

basede

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lol he has talked about not being even close to being ready for jon.

his goal is top 20

I’m rooting for him x

sounds like they are seething

Why is he 6'4 but still looks small in his picture

Damn they pushed Khabib the top 2 spot after that fight eventually because RDA got the belt, while Khabib was out for 2 years, which means Khabib gets to climb up the rankings for doing nothing.

*50 blessings heading Jung's way*

is he the tallest man in korea

\o/

>what the fuck

SWANG AND BANG

RUSSIAN TURBO-CHAD DOESN'T LOOK SHOOK!

Yeah I was just kidding haha it'd be cool to see him get the upset tonight though. Both fighters look pretty big.

wtf lol

nice defense

>WINDMILLING AFTER 10 SECONDS OF NOTHING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a fucking psycho lmao

Lmfao I like this guy

this dude is going to be gassed as fuck. is he on bath salts?

>watching this card
re-evaluate your bum lives please..

based korean jab

wtf is this fight

Fight of the year

>that takedown

based ref

Where do I go to learn how to swang like Ibragimov?

white bot is so gassed he can barely stand up and is throwing uppercuts from his ankle. Jung is going to win this fight.

I unironically think the korean did more damage.

he's completely gassed

>gassed first 4 mins

Jung has this if it goes the distance

heem leaky

bumfight tier

Can I get a webm of those spaz combos please

kinda agree

Russian guy heemed himself out.

>trying to flash ko a big headed korean
dummy

slavislamistan is donezo

RUSSIAN TURBO-CHAD LOOKS SHOOK!

>le gas yourself out with awful haymakers man
WE GOTTA SEE THIS GUY AGAIN!

when will the headhunting meme end

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we world star now

based humble korean pumping that jab

what a braindead gameplan.

>just windmill his elbows until i cant anymore

his hand speed actually looks impressive for 205 but at the same time they're just wild swings

heem jabby

jung gets the finish this fight

>wiping your eyes when getting jabbed hard
Based Russian Chad

Jung's piecing this Cro-Magnon up now

Jung with that Mitrione mouthpiece

Jung must have been training with Mitrione for this fight.

>oh so you're a wrestler now
JUNG HAS THIS IN THE BAG

Jung is so fucking pillow fisted holy shit just finish this guy, he's literally giving you the win

19-19 going into round three

FACE THE PAIN
FACE THE PAIN

white boy looking like houston alxeander vs kimbo after that round.

Bellator hivemind

this ref is on point

Is this the Kimbo vs Dada of our generation?

i would body heem these yellow bois

Sure love watching commercials full of la creaturas in between rounds instead of slow-mo of the heems.

Heeem incoming

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HEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPPPPPPPY

FUCKING BASED KOREAN HOLY SHIT

congrats

We did it bros
What part of Korea are you from?

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The way Ibragimov throws his hooks reminds me of the guy who heemed his lady in the parking lot after she taunted and hit him for a good minute. Does anyone know the video I'm talking about? Don't have it saved unfortunately.

Roberts is always good

based

SOUL

yeh

the north side

whiteboys btfo

basado

well deserved

BASED KOREAN TOSS THAT FUCKIN MOUTHPIECE

>stream delayed as fuck
fuuuuuuuuugg
Still 5/5 One of the greatest fights of the decade
Bob sapp vs Abdelrahman Shalan of Rizin 13 still the best, though

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WON THE FIGHT AND THE STORY

kino fight

Kinda looks like a giant retarded Bisping

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he did it!

happy for him. he looked so down because his opponent changed twice for this debut

all your prayers helped

BASED

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fight kino

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HEEM, believe, achieve

Soukhamtath

this time stand up

No interview :( probably for the best seeing as Bisping keeps fucking up

Go Da!

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make sure you rub it in the other koreans that didn't believe.

Kek, not this fight. The other guy is a striker, take his ass down and grind him

I look younger than that (by a lot) and I'm 39.

this looks like a really good double leg counter
any technique lads wanna tell me why we don't see it more often? Hard to pull off??

I wish there was less chinks on this card

hey

kharis set the fight IQ bar so low, andre might be able to be smart, by comparison

>Tfw went to take a shit and make some food after and missed the whole fight
I goofed lads is this fight worth rewatching or was it just a meme fight? The webms looked spicy.

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Too bad there's no fight IQ stat

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Wish there were less faggots in this thread

who has the pound for pound best fight IQ

>soukamath is fighting in the UFC while o'malley is not

Honestly disgusted this guy is still under contract.

they already started saying that he only won because the russian wasn't trying/just swinging

Ryan 'The Wizard' Hall

Be the change you want to see in this world.

Wish there was more Hall titles fights in the UFC

Anthony "Lionheart" Smith

anthony smif

definitely manipulating crowd audio, couldn't hear the soukhamthath support

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Jon

>[APPRAUSE PREASE]
+10 social credit points awarded

polynesians are the best at MMA by a WIDE margin

Seems like they might be fucking with the lights as well

His chin is made of granite and his heart of gold. Fuck them

I wonder how the crowd reacts when an actual heem happens

what stream?

Are we in VC for this card?

This kid looks pretty good

Can’t believe people paid $69.99 for this

Conan just relocated Andre's pinky finger

If Soukhamthath manages to get a KO it will be dead silent

agreed.
cannot wait for Justin Tafas debut at UFC 243

yeah Soukhamtath in't a bad striker and he's getting outoworked

Cracked. I turned mine off and just purchased it directly from Dana's website

Lads I'm actually enjoying this card

As if Silveira is wasting time coaching soukhambum

It's not even a PPV what are you on about

Crackstreams, but my lag might be b/c of my VPN via Opera

cheating chink

This wasn't a ppv. People paid $4.99 for this plus the other ESPN cards this month.

>fight night
>paying $70
literally who is paying $70 for this?

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I (intentionally) missed the WMMA fight at the start but everything else has been solid so far

west coast here, i just woke up
i guess there arent any heems so far

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wait, Andrea Lee vs JoJo is the ESPN Prelim Main Event next week? Not the Fight Pass Prelims main? wtf? How bad is that card then?

post your timezone
>10 am

Looks like it's still a problem finger

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ufc puts on 5 shits cards for every decent 1 these days.

Soukhamthath is a Pettis tier heartlet

4am

>10:27am
It's gonna feel weird getting up early on a Sunday morning

Soukhamthath still showing that negative fight IQ

Sumu really is quite fast

Where's the person who bet on Soukhamthath on parlay?

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I thought he was just another shitty Sanda memefighter at first, really impressed now

7:27 pm

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5:30am
But I just got up 30 minutes ago because I'm not retarded enough to stay up all night to watch two more chinamen I might have missed fight.

every fighter this fat guy corners loses, its not the first time i noticed this either

no

>5:30 pm

souki KOs mao in the 3rd

ATT fighters are the biggest dunces of them all.

Sumu is my new boy. Fun as fuck. Reminds me of a mixture of mcgoober and korean superboy

But it's a PPV next week. There's no way KGB Lee/Jojo is the prelim main event

I just looked this guy up and he's shit why are you excited

>these aren't your son's lunchables

Whatever you say boss

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2:31 am

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6pm

Very good showing from Sumu, just steps ahead

>that throw

03

06:30
just woke up.
> tfw get to have breakfast watching ufc

Sumu fights just like wonderboy

Fuck this guy is actually legit

casual

I've lost control of my life

I am up in the middle of the early morning to watch this shitty card

Laobros...

I bet gi chokes work really well in a burka

did i fug up? i have no idea who any of these guys are :DD

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nah he's more aggressive than wondersnooze

rare af

gash bet

pretty based tibetan could see him do well

This card has been good. Go to bed you fucking obnoxious faggot.

Look I was excited for Tuivasa 5 years ago but I've learned from that mistake

I want a fighter to scream about Hong Kong lel

how can americans make such cringy dogshit commercials?

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Soukhamthath is an absolute warrior and won the story.

>did i fug up?
>Andrage by KO

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he's just an Indonesian who got tipped on his side

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Serves you right.

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>30-25
based

Absolute unit of a Chinese translator standing next to Bisping

soukhamthath on camera making the excuse 'i broke my hand'

No you're just shit, even with three hands you'd have lost

>30-25
no way

she has finished in 70% of her wins and has two knockouts in a row

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Is Tibet the new Dagestan of MMA?

>the weak inner thoughts of a casual
CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP FAGGOT

RARE. Based Knight of St John.

Zhang wins a decision after getting tooled for 5 rounds confirmed.

uhm...

is anyone there? crowd sounds weird and they havent shown any wide crowd shots

The fix is in. No Chinese fighters are going to lose

Andrage is champion via fluke
Zhang is gonna completely outclass her

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the fix is in? the chinese guy dominated that fight all the way through

haha I was just joking bro

Some amazingly weak fist pumping going on

so many qts in the crowd lads

always remember this my dear boro's. The Chinese have a saying that translates to; "If you can trick them, trick them."

It's all a work.

Yeah the scores have been off this whole night that's why I picked Zhang. There are actually people who thought "China didn't care" and wouldn't try to tweak things to make them look strong and get wins. Andrade has to get a KO to win.

>30-25

5 rounds is plenty of time for her to break zhang

Is New Zealand the new New South Wales of MMA?

The Iron Turtle vs. Fluffy

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Cain is going to sleep this korean

I was gonna put Soukhamthath on my parlay, good job I'm a pussy

>implying it couldn't have been a 30-25
Dude was cruising

Korean user do we have to root for the iron turtle as well? Heard he’s autistic

Next Korean middleweight is also his debut fight here in UFC

also the team mate of the LHW korean earlier

he is known for his cardio more than anything

>rocky theme
Based

what do chink girls taste like

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Makes sense to me. He fucking destroyed the other guy and meme'd on him every single round.

You don't want to know.

Why couldn't he look his opponent in the eyes at weigh-in, is he a sperg?

Andrade is a can. Rose exposed her and Zhang has never been KOd while Andrade has been knocked out multiple times.

Soi sauce dripping down the bunghole

okay I just put a parlay on all of the chinese fighters

what can go wrong

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are you saying all of these fights with Chinese fighters are fake? do you really think andrade and zaleski are going to lose on purpose?

salty as f

five spice

we love Japan death to Korea

She is going to rag doll that overrated Asian

discount plastic surgery

not sure, seeing his mini doc... he's slightly awkward and he apparantly doesn't like water cuts so he just doesn't eat

his team mates and coach all talk about his cardio

not much other info other than that

Was Hernandez a soft porn star from the 70s?

just a bunch of tough boys

only lost decisions and a choke,

IRON TURTLE

you been watching his tapes?

Hot

Why don't the chineese cheer for other asians

Imagine being a low tier fighter and being forced to fight in china where you never know if your social credit score gets artificially lowered and you get stranded there as you cant take any transportation.

also all the hate and doubt was on the LHW da un jung earlier that this middle weight park has not gotten much attention at all

24/7. I'm blind with the wanking.

>Hernandez using really nice head movement but still getting clipped
????

Wait until the Japanese girl comes out, I predict dead silence.

no one really gave me a good reason why i shouldn't take a hit of acid at 5am so im going to do it. probably tune back in for the Andrade fight to test my mental fortitude trying to masturbate to her fighting or something.

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they've already got 1.5 billion I don't think they care about the rest

you should do it. watching fights whilst tripping is fun as fuck

No one hates Asians more than other Asians

They don't like each other

ufc just throws all flavours of asian on these cards huh

turtle needs faster feet on the sprawl

>these two are in the UFC

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This spic is a meme

have you done that? only ever caught watched youtube of them while coming down.

this fight is a bit shit lads ain't it

I do it most cards with some friends. We have to stay up until 3am just for the main card to start...

this is sloppy as hell

Good even round. 10-10

Absolute brainlet spic

Sweet and sour sauce

He's slow as fuck.

CM Punk can proudly and legitimately put "2x UFC Octagon Warrior" on his resume

China numba won

Terrible. We had a good run.

>proudly

taiwan number 1

anyone else hear that scream

this fight is in slow motion

tfw no thai kickboxing heem

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did I say any of the things you are projecting? A single one? Get a fucking grip Cleatus.

what is this takedown defense COME ON

well this is over with

park has no answer for wrestling

sounds like fun. i always have a fucking blast with friends on lsd. how much do you take. think i am gonna just take 1 of 150ug

banged

can this nigga just punch hard when he has his dude hurt

dunno about taste but from my experience they are on par with Thai girls for tightness. Like trying to fuck a belly button.

later virgins.

koreanon can you tell these retards to lean some basic tdd jesus christ

both these guys are as shit as eachother.

no parking

HEEM TAPPY

tfw no german suplex into a pin

Good prelims. Hopefully this main card goes by fast.

I take one and it's usually 250ug, my friends are fucking pros though and take two.

tappy

that was pathetic

>getting submitted by a dirty mexican
be ashamed asians be ashamed

trash fight

nice

Give both these bums the boot

well that was the worst tdd i've seen in ufc

feel like i can take him down probably in gym

based

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this spic will disappear before he makes it to the airport.

r/asianmasculinity SEETHING

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>waving the American flag infront of all the chinkoids
BASED Spic

he tapped a korean the chinese crowd is probably ecstatic

Time to get some breakfast before the maincard

bro, her and her daughter are fucking incredible

fucking lol, true

andrade is a cool name

andre

Going home via a re-education casa

mummy?

>alternating between military commercials and ptsd commercials

>please look at my tits
gladly mommy

It's 3AM lads, I don't know if I'm gonna make it

*Eats your mums pussy*

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Nanjing never forget

weak americuck

He showed heart that's 90% of the game

STREAM HEEM'D

>mommy
yank

>his circadian rhythm isn't completely fucked
i should probably just move to china, at least i'd be awake during the day

should have slept through most of the prelims lad like i did and wake up to cook breakfast

Why is Jessica chubby chaser?

I actually can't fathom why someone would want to fuck a fat woman, it makes sense when their both butch heavyweights, but Andrade doesn't fit the description.

Stay strong user, caffeine and stimulants are your friends at this stage.

shut up mommy

Wtf that promo was hype

we're all gonna make it, brah

I swear they said Andrade was a "force at 125 pounds" in the intro kek

refresh

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FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD

imagine being to upset you waste a post on this kind of ""correction"" pathetic lol

>just past 8pm
Aussies truly have the GOAT fight times

>tfw i could heem BJ Penn into the shadow realm

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based ameristralian

food for thought: if a lesbian uses a dildo that means they arent actually gay

Daily reminder that Kung Fu is a meme

chad

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New thread

who's the american on the left

thank you BSA, just wanting to trigger a sperg countryman TBQH

fact: lesbians commit the highest rate of domestic violence

when i take 2 of these it almost gets hard to talk at times. think you talked me into it. guess ill just ride it for 12+ hours and go to bed early tonight.

They aren't scared to travel to China? with everything thats going on in hong kong and what not?

have some goddamn self respect and suck it up dude

that has absolutely no effect on mainland china

me

>Face the pain playing in the arena
Based.

>not ripping a fat rat tail and cruising through the noon hour
go make a call user

some jiggly tits on the chineez

>Chink womenlet fight

> we don't objectify women
Bispshit is so fucking cringe

DAJIA HAO WO SHI WANG GANG

was this fight boring as shit as expected?