The AIHL playoffs are about to start, so there's actually semi-decent, meme-filled hockey to watch. 8-team league, 4 teams made it. Each playoff series is a single game. Teams have fewer lines than normal (I think only two, maybe three), so guys are going to look tired later on.
Tonight:
>game 1 >CBR Brave (last year's champions) vs. Sydney Bears (last year's runners-up) >starts in a little under an hour >12:30 am Eastern / 9:30 pm Pacific youtube.com/watch?v=CPk2A-daWGw
>game 2 >Newcastle Northstars (typical bogans) vs. Perth Thunder (home of Thunderfu and basically /our team/) >starts in about 5 hours >4:30 am Eastern / 1:30 am Pacific youtube.com/watch?v=OA9J8D2wxbQ
The championship match will be held tomorrow night.
desu I cant say much more for the isles. I just want training camp to start and see if LL wants to make a deal. if anything, I think its the last year of shitters like komarov, clutterbuck, and martin on the team so the youth can come in also I fucking hate the new pokemon game and im not buying it. Shamefur dispray famegreak
>Which rink has the best ice? Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents
>Which rink has the worst ice? BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents
no inside jokes. no sex. no drugs. say you're proud of him for maturing
Lucas Hall
i'm not watching boong hockey
Alexander Mitchell
ice to see you in this thread iceposter
Gavin Turner
best thing to do is wing it.
Cooper Bailey
hots and cities
Jackson James
Almost two books into an 8-part book series that I'd really wanted to read. Just found out that the main character I'm supposed to be empathizing with fucks cats.
Sure thing, lad. We can walk you through any of the tough bits. First thing is that you've got four teams to pick from: Canberra, Sydney, Newcastle, and Perth.
Christian Fisher
I'm sold, go to the Perth Thunder.
Anthony Hall
just let me know after your'e done lad. what was the last one you read you were posting about.
are they like hot anime bitches with cat ears or just weird furballs
Nathaniel King
if you're a caps fan sure
Brayden Cook
I think the author is trying to push the former interpretation, because "it's a fantasy setting, man, they just view things differently in this setting, don't judge," but it really just comes across like a dude fucking a cat.
Joseph Myers
I did one of those shitty quizzes ages ago when a friend was getting into playing hockey locally and I got Caps or Nashville Predators, don't like yellow and chose neither.
Evan Wilson
You seem to have a good head on your shoulders there, lad.
Gavin Barnes
>predditors
dodged a bullet lad
Connor Cook
why didnt you want to cheer for mias team tho?
Cooper Ortiz
>mias team no idea what this means
Grayson Roberts
australia is as sunbelt as it gets he needs to fuck off
Thanks lads. I do have a several-minutes long speech written out, been rehearsing for the past hour or so. Only joke at their expense is very much G-rated, much as I'd love to tell one of the numerous times my boy has made a fucking fool of himself
Gabriel Allen
redpilled
Luke Green
imagine the bulju dreams finland must be having right now
Ryan Edwards
Activate the d
Gabriel Watson
she's cute
Colton Wright
She's no Thunderfu, that's for sure. You got my hopes up.
No, I mean within the same league. They just said that CBR plays on a smaller-sized rink than other teams in the AIHL.
Jace Walker
that happens in the khl and liiga too
Kayden Long
No doubt, the speech is very crowd-friendly. Mostly focused on their art stuff and hospitality towards friends and strangers of life. Might write a >rags on my notecard so I can have a secret to smile about if I start feeling too nervous
>khl Kind of understandable for a league that stretches from Bratislava to all they way Vladivostok. >and liiga What the fuck, Finland. Get your shit together.
Noah Anderson
my nuckies
Grayson Sanders
>Might write a >rags on my notecard so I can have a secret to smile about if I start feeling too nervous based. do it and know I'm rooting for you
Currently using Wayback Machine to scoop old CWHL games from 2015. quality isnt great but still lots of games for the next month until NHL preseason starts
Michael Young
how often do you see koalas?
Ryder Lee
Don't worry about the koalas, m8. It's the drop bears you've gotta watch out for.
Leo Reed
Is he praying?
Jackson Fisher
i had a dream i was driving audi r8
Isaiah Diaz
the suburbs you'd find them in are all quite high net worth and referred to as "the golden triangle"
in the wild? rarely, but I'm a suburban/dbd drone. Some have been spotted in King's Park which would surprise me but if you want to drive to the zoo or to a wildlife park it would only take you 20 minutes.
Easton Nguyen
cars are representative of your life, if you were driving it means you are in control of yours, as opposed to being a "passenger" in the literal sense
ok. Couldn't imagine telling people you live in Canberra honestly, shithole full of nothing but male government employees that only exists because they kept arguing over making the capital Sydney or Melbourne so they put Canberra at the halfway mark.
Brayden Mitchell
yeah but their hockey team is shit hot
Alexander Rivera
CBR's just fucking diving now. Shameless.
Henry Price
whoever came up with the name 'CBR Brave' should be shot
>The name and branding for the new club, CBR Brave, was carefully crafted by advertising agency Coordinate on the appointment by the members of the consortium
so a bunch of rich old cunts threw money at a marketing agency and said "come up with something good"
>praised by sections of the media all I needed to read. Fuck Canberra, nuke will come soon
William Ramirez
Any other dual fans here? Need advice on explaining to my buddies why there is nothing wrong with having 2 teams. He calls me bandwagon, but I cant get him to understand that my teams have not changed in 10 years of fandom.
I support the Rangers and the Lightning. I live in Alabama so no real local team here.
He supports the faggot Bruins and constantly belittles me for having two teams.
Advice?
Parker Thompson
How many kills does Dorian need for the kittycats to win the Cup?
Eli Martin
Bears just aren't skating anymore.
Charles Jackson
we know 58 isnt enough
Benjamin Allen
BACK TO BACK BOYS
Carson Thompson
>Wehebe Darge That's not a fucking name for humans. That's some Star Wars shit right there.
Nathaniel Mitchell
can >my new team Perf stop these plastic Brave faggots?
Lucas Davis
poo peeland
Jason Harris
SSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
Ayden Kelly
>Fuck Canberra, nuke will come soon not soon enough la
has anybody ever gotten better than a 26-1-1 record in the AIHL? I feel like that has to be some kind of league record
Adam Lee
it's probably dumb to compare winless seasons in different sports but it's happened more than twenty-five times in major Australian football leagues, and as of 2019 it's a 23 game year.
Isaac Davis
Watching a hockey game with Australian accents is an odd experience
Jose Myers
LET'S GO BEARS
Kevin Campbell
weird feeling. reminds me of the Shenzhen team i used to watch. the commentary was all gibberish to me but it somehow made sense still
Carson Butler
CBR diving like faggots
William Morgan
No. This season the Brave have broken AIHL records for most wins (26), most points (79), largest winning streak (17) and most goals scored (161).
Cooper Rogers
That dive was some fucking filth
Brayden Brooks
KARMA SSCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRR
Lincoln Nguyen
OH NO NO NO >barve
Cooper Rogers
My fetish is making love to a woman while she's doing a normal task, like sitting at a desk working or something. Is there a name for this?
Ayden Taylor
>CBR Grave
Lincoln Perry
I like it
Blake Miller
h i s t o r i c
Henry Myers
fuck, I never knew this was a thing, I'm the same. I get horny as fuck thinking about a girl just going about something normal like cleaning up in the kitchen or preparing a meal while I grope her/fuck her and she doesn't react.
I don't watch porn anymore but you should check out those Jap bukkake videos where the girl reads the news and dudes just walk up and cum on her and she keeps going like nothing happens.
Blake Sanchez
Look up Maria Ozawa Bukkake News. you might get the name of the fetish that way
Adam Sanders
Duuude I want to find videos like that but I've no idea what to even search?
Judging from the crowdshots it seems that hockey is the soiboi hipster sport to follow in Ozzyland
Landon Young
don't know honestly. might as well cheer for the bears
Cameron Rodriguez
THUNDER H U N D E R
Owen Lewis
shall
Eli Powell
lifelong Thunder fan as of today here.
Nolan Barnes
don't think I'll stay up late for the 2nd game lads hope the Thunder wins it
Alexander Baker
Kypreos, totally fine with. MacLean? Fuck no. He's a national treasure goddammit.
Colton Sanders
Does Soilers fans have a reason to be worried about McMemes injury? If you read between the lines about what he said, he will not be back for the start of the season.
Jordan Brooks
according to twitter he's training with the team, just not skating right now. the trainers are being extra cautious with him
Samuel Ortiz
huomenta
Alexander Reed
hyvaa huomenta
Sebastian King
*sniff* aa..aaaaa...
..
..CHOOOOO!!!
Ugghh.. *sniff* *sniff* *sips*
Liam Reyes
same. allergies are killing me
Elijah Davis
I SATANA
Brandon Baker
30 days away from the regular season. He didn't say he's 100% but is taking precautions. So he's not 100% and might not even be that when season starts. If I was a Soilers fan I would be worried as fuck as McMeme basically is the franchise. And as a Soilers fan I would be angry as hell for not sending him to surgery in April.
Brody White
gonna crack another beer and light up another bowl before the game lads
Cameron Nguyen
good lad, i'm working my way through a litre of vodka
Aiden Brown
>all my /hoc/ friends are pulling an all nighter with me :)
Their chances on a playoff spot is fucked anyway if Draisatl can't/won't carry the second line. If Draisatl is paired with McDavid again, the only thing pathetic Oilers fans will be happy about in the spring is McDavid's chances to win the art ross and Draisatl the rocket.
It's a great consolation prize fans for the cucks in their fanbase when they'll miss the playoffs again.
Daniel Taylor
who are we rooting for lads?
Levi Rogers
thunda all day mate
Logan Evans
for me, it's the west auckland admirals
Jaxon Fisher
>melb mustangs fan >now live in perth
looking forward to their one game in perth though next year lol
Tyler King
my imagine hockey team
>New Orleans Alligators >Logo: An alligator biting man ass >jersey in pic
>try to cut out bad habit >convince yourself that it's fine to continue doing it because you'll for sure quit on monday >monday comes along >convince yourself that just 1 more day is fine and you'll start for real tomorrow >continue anyway >repeat
Grayson Baker
you'll figure it out
Juan Garcia
guess i'm going for thunder.
Zachary Scott
this is why i've smoked for 5 years
Kayden Wilson
i'm just trying not to fap
Luke Reed
there is literally nothing wrong with fapping
Aaron Nelson
That's literally me the past year. I've been thinking about call to cancel my internet to my old apartment from where I moved out from 14 months ago. Been paying $42 every month for broadband that I don't use. I've been thinking about searching for a new apartment. Same thing. Been thinking about sending in an essey that's been done for 7 months so I can go back to university.and finish my education. Postponed that too. M last 14 months have been an long postponement.
Unfortunately I had to wear prescription shades because I was in the nosebleeds and my normal glasses I lost. They played the Clansman which was amazing. Seemed like no one in my section ever heard the song before. I was the only one rocking out. Actually, it seemed like that through the whole show. I was rocking out to every song, yet they only seemed to care when songs like The Trooper, or 2 Minutes To Midnight, or Number Of The Beast showed up. This is the first time I have been in upper bowl during a maiden concert, and now I see why I shouldn't ever do that again. A bunch of sad sacks who only cheer for mainstream songs. The guy a couple seats down from me kept looking at me to stop pounding my feet in the ground along to the song. what a faggot No, unfortunately.
just had a *sip* while listening to /ourgirl/ kate bush lads
Cameron Thompson
>bluejackets drafted the all time khl goals leader REEEEEEDE
Brandon Torres
Iron Maiden is the official band of the Mountain
Daniel Kelly
>The guy a couple seats down from me kept looking at me to stop pounding my feet in the ground along to the song. >at a rock concert lmao I'm sorry you had to experience that. Good on you for not giving giving in though
I've always loved the Rock in Rio-version of the Clansman. Would have loved to hear it live.
I'm not listening to Kate Bush, so I think we aren't the same person if I am being honest with you.
Eli Lee
iron maiden is shit
Xavier Sanchez
I think the real problem is >sitting >at a rock concert
Aaron Stewart
No mountain is the official band of the mountain
Alexander Fisher
I'm too poor to afford floor tickets anymore. I live in Castreau's Canada. I was on the floor the last four times I saw Maiden. If I was an illegal immigrant, I could afford box seats.
Austin Martinez
Indeed. When I went to my first Maiden concert, me and my dad were in the seats. But everyone stood up as soon as Mainden came on and kept standing for the whole concert. As should be.
GODDAMMIT FOX SPORTS TAKE THE FUCKING DEAL WITH DISH, I WANT MY STARS HOCKEY THIS SEASON
Noah Howard
>DISH
Bentley Wood
Like id pay more and getting less with Direct? At least i got MotorTrend and NHL netwo
Ryan Lewis
hockey season is almost here
Chase Phillips
september is the worst month
Zachary Morris
>t. green day
Ryder Myers
Did you have an stroke
Robert Green
>i was born during the bleakest month explains a lot actually
Matthew Cruz
It’s still August dumbasses
Also, huomenta
Ryan Scott
but the opposite
Jordan Cruz
Some would call me the hardest working man in show business
Grayson Sanders
Others would call you a faggot
James Miller
after listening to the new tool album, I realize that I didn't need to hear anything more from this band I got enough of maynard with perfect circle and puscifer it's pretty obvious they didn't really have an entire album worth of material, or at least keenan didn't want to bark over most of the album, so they few lyrics to memorize and most of the album sounds like they're hearkening back to old songs and old sounds from old albums In conclusion, Maynard James Keenan is old he should retire from music and make wine at his vineyard
it's still worth a listen if you happen across it and i've been listening to this band since opiate, so....... I must have every release they make have to, don't bother trying to reason with me here, this might inspire you to leave the house to nourish yourself, little house mouse
Odds says Kaapo Kakko gets more than 50 points in the NHL this upcomming season. Evens says he gets less than 50 NHL points this upcomming season. 0 says he gets 50 NHL points this upcomming season
