The absolute state of foot sports

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>the city of foot

Of course you wouldn't understand the pain of what seems like a light tap on Ronaldo. Ronaldo's beautiful face makes tens of millions every year. Random middling-attractive slag #50000000 makes nothing on her face. She can get it busted in any direction and it won't make a difference to her (also because she believes she's a strong woman who don't need her looks). If Ronaldo gets so much as a nick on his face, he can kiss those endorsements goodbye. If I take a hammer to some useless shit you have lying around, like a lamp, then I take a hammer to the most precious thing you own, that is not only beautiful but ACTIVELY MAKES YOU MONEY, you're going to feel far more sorrow for the second thing, to the point of physical pain. That's what Ronaldo is experiencing in the webm. Of course you wouldn't understand something like that, being some unattractive neet. Actually, I guess you could. I could right click and hover over "delete" on your hentai folder, you fat looser.

>it isn't pasta
quite brilliant.

further, Ronaldo's actions are also simply good play, that increase the chances of his team winning.

The problem is that touching an opponent on the face is an offence, so players have to exaggerate any contact for the referee to notice it. FIFA are too incompetent to police it properly so this is what we're stuck with for now.

>when she spits the blood out

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>dyke grass
vs
>boy lover
What is this supposed to prove?

Or they just tell the ref, "Hey this guy touched my face and committed a clear foul, check the camera if you don't believe me." instead of flopping around going "WAAAH WEF! WEF! MY FAAAAAACE OH IT HUUUUUUURTS!"
Just a thought.

fucking embarrassing post

battle hardened grill gets me off

Referees can't check the camera for that, which makes sense because the game is too fluid to stop it for the ref to check replays. We have introduced video referees but they only deal with particular incidents so it can't deal with this yet either. The answer is for FIFA to take retroactive action. Players will stop doing it if they know they're going to get a hefty suspension after the fact. But FIFA have proven time and time again that they won't take retroactive action because it 'undermines the referee'.

The short version is we need different people deciding how the rules work because they're a bit of a mess right now. The fact that they can't decide from season to season how basic things like handball and offside should work really says it all about where they're at right now.

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Somehow most players in bundesliga get along fine without diving or embellishing. When someone commits a foul, they just throw a hand up to signal it like they would any non-contact foul like a handball. It works about as fine for better or worse and looks far more dignified. Has this... never occurred to southern Europeans and Latin Americans?

based

The mentalities are different. In Northern Europe we believe that how you win is important and it should be done in a correct manner. Meds and Latinos have a win by any means necessary mentality, which means that if they can cheat and get away with it then this is considered a legitimate tactic to win a game and will be celebrated as a good win. Overacting when taking facial contact is simply a manifestation of this mentality.

muh moral victories
fuck off to the states, weak mind

>nordcucks
finna cringe

based

>uk
>northern europe
lel

>swn break your nose
Feels bad man
Desu if it's that easy to fend him off how could he possibly be a rapist?

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>In Northern Europe
>we
tf

for all the trashing women sports get for the actual gameplay it is true that they honestly play a lot harder than men do in soccer and basketball especially. men are constantly crying for shit

La Liga and Serie A footballers are semen slurpers

I think it has to do with women having to prove that they have what it takes to play contact sport and they're serious about it.
If men didn't give them shit about it, you won't see them killing each other just to prove a point

women lack skill

that's all that matters

>a win by any means necessary mentality, which means that if they can cheat and get away with it then this is considered a legitimate tactic to win

this is a thing with chinks too, they have a saying that roughly translates to "if you can trick them, trick them."

I always thought it was because they are so emotional (and physically competitive with their looks) that a slight bump most would brush off in a contact sport leaves them angry so they go harder at that opponent and it just escalates from there.

fucking based

A little of everything I think. In the end its great entertainment. Id watch but wont take it serious.

>that a slight bump most would brush off in a contact sport leaves them angry so they go harder at that opponent and it just escalates from there

i referee soccer and this is actually pretty true and well-known in girls/womens leagues. while the girls and women dont play as intensely as the guys, they hold grudges like that

You can add Divemar Jr and Jordi Alba

Ok, UK is southern Europe then.