/seriea/ & /calciomercato/ - CL Crisi edition

i tought the film was pretty mediocre
i get the busted actor turning it around part, but like nah

youtube.com/watch?v=cxrdlAbinyk
UOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOH MARY
CAMMINAVI SUI SENTIERI PIÚ SCURI
SUL DIARIO SEGRETO SCRIVEVI:
QUELLA BESTIA NON È MIO PAPAAAAAAAAAÀ

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I liked it more than django and hateful eight, feel like this one was a return of the narrative focused tarantino. Liked both Pitts and Caprios characters, their "aging boomer realizing he's getting older and more useless by the day" personas spoke to me on a deep level. Also like how Tarantino gave the story a unique spin and turned the whole thing into a fairytale, I teared up at the end desu

Also check em

>interedditors think they can get within 20pts range by the end of the season

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I am now a Benisvento Calcio Customer

GO BENIS!

>jj customers think they won't implode

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>THIS IS OUR YEAR

t. merdazurri

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>jj en inda customers fighting even though its obvious napoli will win

twitter.com/radiodeejay/status/1166714151856685057
instagram.com/p/B1gH1mohaOS/

APOLOGIZE

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not even cute beard

She cute

Shit I'm in the top 10

where the fuck is pancrazio jesus Christ what a loser cunt

Yay go Young Popes

>instagram.com/p/B1gH1mohaOS/
Please no more feet today

Isn’t that the guy from twin peaks?

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Time to see what /myguy/ is made of

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100% pure fraud

Rafael Viñoly will be in charge of updating Stadio Franchi or making a completely new stadio.

Here are some examples:
vinoly.com/works/kimmel-center-for-the-performing-arts/
redfin.com/PA/Fort-Washington/7111-Sheaff-Ln-19034/home/39116028

you know, it's a strange thing to say, but I want to drop a load inside wanda. I've been an inter fan for years now, watched them with Ronaldo, watched them with Jose, watched the treble win. I watched young icardi's first game and I saw him make his mark for this squad, spent hours agonizing and reading about him, maxi, and wanda. Hating him. Every goal he'd score I'd be happy but secretly wish his ACL would have gotten torn. That an airplane would crash onto the field and take him. That one of these european giants would splurge and give us money for him. The amount of dislike I have for him is immense. He is not a man but a pawn of his wife, his agent. Purely fueled by greed. A greedy pussy. I realize now the only way I can ever get back at him is by seducing wanda. My last 3 years have been spent seducing slag after slag, driving my cock into them and slamming into them like the whores they are. I'd spend hours planning. Hours working out to improve myself. All to make myself even more attractive. Later this season, I will find myself in Italy. I have studied spanish for several years. I can easily seduce her. I can easily make her my bitch. Take her to her apartment, while Icardi is out getting ice cream with his kids, that he didn't even birth. The only cream will be the semen dripping from the tip of my dick into her eager, greedy, waiting pussy. As I fuck her loose cunt, I'll have such fine visions. I'll have flashbacks to a life I never lived, watching Wanda being fucked by a coked up Maradona, watching her seduce Maxi, and leave him for Icardi. Every last one of these moments will flow into my mind as I fuck her. As I take the only thing in the entire world that I want. I can have the entire world, but the world is not enough. MY cock erupting inside of her, while she screams my name in her broken english, as a reporter across the way is taking pictures of us. She is my bitch. I get to fuck her the way I want, whenever I want, behind Icardi's back.

all these obnoxious inter customers are making me want to bandwaggon jewe

you know, it's a strange thing to say, but I want to drop a load inside icardi. I've been an inter fan for years now, watched them with Ronaldo, watched them with Jose, watched the treble win. I watched young icardi's first game and I saw him make his mark for this squad, spent hours agonizing and reading about him, maxi, and wanda. Hating him. Every goal he'd score I'd be happy but secretly wish his ACL would have gotten torn. That an airplane would crash onto the field and take him. That one of these european giants would splurge and give us money for him. The amount of dislike I have for him is immense. He is not a man but a pawn of his wife, his agent. Purely fueled by greed. A greedy pussy. I realize now the only way I can ever get back at her is by seducing icardi. My last 3 years have been spent seducing fucboi after fucboi, driving my cock into them and slamming into them like the whores they are. I'd spend hours planning. Hours working out to improve myself. All to make myself even more attractive. Later this season, I will find myself in Italy. I have studied spanish for several years. I can easily seduce him. I can easily make him my bitch. Take him to his apartment, while Wanda is out getting lip implants with her kids. The only cream will be the semen dripping from the tip of my dick into his eager, greedy, waiting butthole. As I fuck his loose ass, I'll have such fine visions. I'll have flashbacks to a life I never lived, watching Icardi being fucked by a coked up Wanda, watching him cuck Maxi, and convincing him to leave him. Every last one of these moments will flow into my mind as I fuck him. As I take the only thing in the entire world that I want. I can have the entire world, but the world is not enough. MY cock erupting inside of him, while he screams my name in her broken english, as a reporter across the way is taking pictures of us. He is my bitch. I get to fuck him the way I want, whenever I want, behind Wanda's back.

the daughters are mine, remember that

VASKIVITTU

>According to Pedulla there could be a swap between Milan & Genoa involving Andre Silva and Kouame.

>Pedulla: James Rodriguez can arrive at the last moments of the mercato

--------------Kouame-Piatek
----------------J.Rodriguez
----Bonaventura-Bennacer-Paqueta
Hernandez-Romagnoli-Musacchio-Conti
----------------Donnarumma

We be fine

any news on the icardi to atletico situation

Do italian-americans watch Serie A?

Rocco does

Or are you speaking of guidos?

Most likely not to happen

SUOMI :D

I do

>according to pedulla

for real thought undertaker was finna come out

maybe

>that midfield
How can a glass man, a midget and a dribbly drobbly twink midfield stop anyone? There should be Kessie there

meant for

This clown chased after Correa entire summer and when mercato is about to close he wants so sign Everton, a brazillian without visa, eu passport etc.

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>Maldini chasing players
you'd think, turns out he was just making up transfer talks as excuses to spend more days holidaying in Ibiza/Madrid

Based facebook memes.

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>Suso in the Spain NT
Well, well, well.

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>shouderlet de gay
>chan kepa

Good Morning /seriea/

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what a funny lil aeroplanino, does it smile when it crashes into the ground with no survivors?

plz don't bully chubby pizza plain

There's multiple pornos of her on pornhub, she doesn't look good m8

Good morning user

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>Loan of 500,000€ with a purchase option of € 11.5M, Torino pays the full salary for the rest of the season.

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He doesn't look happy

What did Cagliari mean by this?

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eyebrows on point

kek

He doesn't even know what is going on

Improved version.

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>borini in midfield
>castillejo
is this the real life
is this just fantasy

Pls no bully ;^(

>Donnarummabowl
Absolute kino

For me, it's loan with option to buy

>"Suso is more genius than Paqueta, so that's why Suso is the trequasista not Paqueta" -Giampaolo
ALBANIAN BTFO

Name?

Difficult question, is he better than Rugani?

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They're both shit but he's a way better deal

In my opinion he's better than Chiellini too

>tfw dreamt of my high school crush
Shit day coming through

Smalling's going to rape your league and it's tubbystrikers.

For you I'm sure it would

>More details are emerging on Mauro Icardi’s shock legal action against “discriminatory” Inter, suing for €1.5m in damages to be let back into the squad.

too long for post

www.football-italia.net/143617/icardi-sues-inter-discrimination

And there goes the Icardi-Dybala swap.

gazzetta.it/Calcio/Estero/31-08-2019/negato-permesso-lasciare-l-iran-l-incubo-stramaccioni-continua-3402107747435.shtml

>permit to leave Iran denied to Stramaccioni
STRAMA NO!

>It seems even that was not enough and the Corriere dello Sport claims he wants to drag the entire squad into it, forcing them to testify in front of the tribunal.
HOLY KINO

Based Icardi is going to destroy Inter's season.

>Ace Attorney: Icardi Edition

There are still some chances I think

a diplomatic incident for >stramaccioni lmao

icardi to juve for 0(zero) incoming

Dybala to inter for 0(zero) incoming

His arguments read like that meme where one guy is autistically screeching in the background and no one is giving him attention.

Still no sign of Pancrazio. I'm legit worried

FREE STRAMA

He answered and updated the standings yesterday m8

Osvaldo was right all along

youtube.com/watch?v=kz_4l_5QZRc
Top notch quality here

About what? That men should be wearing more meme-hats?

yeah and also better deal than giving away riccardi + a ridiculous price for rugani
and at least he's not slow like lovren and rugani

>h-hes totally good g-guys ahaha better than the other options

Why are you so insecure? You want to say something just say it. We believe in you user

>mfw Smalling becomes this season's Koulibaly

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Smalling is better than any CB that Juve has except for Demiral

kek

>seething because a club didnt buy your bench warmers
Yikes. I'd think jj customers had other things to worry about.

If I were them I'd be worried about Paratichi unironically selling both Dybala and Demiral and not replacing them

are you implying that rugani and lovren are better? even if they were smalling is still a better deal (unless he turns into a complete disaster like ashley cole) than paying overprice for lovren and sacrificing a promising young player to jewe

>Dybala
Weakmind little shit, he can fuck off
>Demiral
Roaches out, just like the slavs

>implying im a scouse

Chiellini is dead dumbass, he won't sell him

>believing Paratichi cares about that
lmao

riommer riommer take a break, see this post and start to shake

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>Roma on De Paul
wow good fucking morning Petrachi

Based

NOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE
HE ONLY WANTS INTER

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Based.

Good thing for you Fox Sports is a very unreliable source

BOSS

seething

Read that again

I quoted the wrong post obviously

I feel like this is going to be Reality Check: The Matchday.
So many customers are going to vanish or at least act way less smug and /seriea/ will go back to being comfy once again

For me, it's the Festival del Cinema di Venezia

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so bye bye JJfags

Are you serious? If Napoli beats Jj this place is going to be filled with monkeys throwing shit at each others for the whole international break

gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Inter/31-08-2019/icardi-contro-inter-ecco-documento-causa-3402110315384.shtml

Icardi is now in 300% full retard mode

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but napoli is going to beat jj... and you know it

Every big team is going to beat jj, they're finished

that's the usual. You can't keep a player from training, you must treat him the same as the others. If inda only didn't field him there would be no problem

based lad-zio

juve is still gona beat inda and miran

wrong, he is training like the others

>the state of this post

>Allenamenti a parte con i tecnici della Primavera, sessioni tattiche proibite, partitelle 5 vs 5 in cui lui e Joao Mario venivano usati solo come "sponde"
literally the first line of the link

forza ragazzi

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that's his fake claim, the truth is the only thing he isn't doing is the tactical sessions, you can see him training with the others players on youtube also

>partitelle 5 vs 5 in cui lui e Joao Mario venivano usati solo come "sponde"

kino thread

>not using Icardi and Ciao Mario for an intense training session of Sbombaringhio

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This is amazing

>italbasket dabbing on philipines
Here we go once again, getting my hopes up just to be let down.

>politano to Fiore and Rebic to inter
I can understand the plusvalenze but man I liked Politano, it kind of sucks to have him go

they are shit user

>throwing 30m away for Politano instead of De Paul
what the fuck is Fiorentina thinking

Somehow Gonde rates Candreva above him as a winger, and there are already 4 and potentially incoming 5th striker so Politano is left out
The question is, does this mean that kid Agoume is gonna be the 2nd option for the RWB?

>does this mean that kid Agoume is gonna be the 2nd option for the RWB?
Lazaro?

Lazaro - Candreva on the right
Asamoha - Biraghi on the left

Icardi's lawyer is gonna dab on pistocchi for privacy violation ahahahahaha

What do Italians think of Ronaldo ?

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Agoumé is a plusvalenza man just waiting to be loaned out to Uber eats, he doesn't do tactical trainings and never even got an official presentation

The most overrated player in the league

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Fuck, I just read the news that Chiellini is out for half of the season. Is this really Inda's year?

Yes, Juve will fight for the 8th place this year

Juve will finish 6th, but win the CL

desu I can't really see Politano working as a winger in a 3-5-2, he was always more of a second striker/trequartista *tips*

this.
Chiellini will come back just in time to cuck de Ligt out of the starting spot for the final

he was a striker at sasol, at Inter under Spalletti he was the classic inverted winger

>Inter - Jewve CL final
>Lazio - Riomma EL Final

>he was a striker at sasol
???

how do you think he scored those 11 goals in the season before coming to >us

literally porn

Better than porn

So sex then?

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>Somehow

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Nvm you're right i forgot Iachini ever existed

literally "remember that one goal though"

>Inter and Lazio getting out of group stage
>Roma and Juve not choking in the quarters
That would be a rare sight

repeat after me
SERBIA IS ALWAYS RIGHT
sorry had to do it

Inter and Lazio will win the two european competitions, the other two will get into a crisi

Who's this semen demon?

Why do I love this lesbian so much

>F1 is back
Watch it /seriea/, Lecute will finally win his first race and Verstappen will get DNF

Saggy McTitson

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15 goals 15 assists season, screencap this

don't jinx it you moron

Based Paulo Pez

Explain to me how Lasagna gets into the Italy squad? El Sharaawy as well should be nowhere near it.

>4-3-3 but narrow
Wdhmbt?

RENT FREE

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a shit
A SHIT

Cringe
Don't believe their lies

>trips of absolutely truth

ITS HAPPENING

>trips

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Seethe more, he's going to be WC before Ferrari/An Italian driver does so

former brings ragù and good taste
latter brings hookers and snow

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Nuh huh, Binotto and Vettel out at the end of the season and Arrivabene and Ric IN and next year >we're gonna be WC frà

>The Delusional Ferrari/Inter fan
Dybala and Messi in fra :^)

youtu.be/yHtKXlpH8kE
OVERRATED

Checked

Jokes on you I'm in for a true FCA experience, JJ and Ferrari

>dump "undesired" players in serie A
>perform worse and worse every game
what is the next step in Solschier's master plan?

Cool, I live within 15 minutes of Exor’s HQ in Amsterdam

Crashing the team.

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what stream is best for serie a games? im without satellite and i really want to watch juve napoli tonight.

Don't want to see Politano go

streams? what streams? #StopIracy

Send a letter bomb and kill Elkann pls

ill post sexy woman in exchange

But I’m jewish, if I kill other jews my rabbi is gonna FREAK

Gimi & LeCute better not get my hopes up

Id rather have De Paul desu

>jew

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I wouldn't know

>all these suckers falling for Mercedes sandbags
every time, every GP

CL money

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>#Backayoko is confirmed in peskino trailer
Based jap leakers youtube.com/watch?v=Le7pSqzVu_o

Have you ever seen more than one naked woman in person, son?

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Every Jew I have met has looked Italian 2bqh.

soccerstreams.net la

>Every Jew I have met has looked terrone 2bqh.

Fixed

8, and none of them had their nipples that down low and to the side, but maybe it's just the sweater that's squishing them

Grazie.

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based?

Yay, another midtable shitter to dump in two season time

source

Wonder if he's a better ass-fingerer than Perotti

>1 bongs and a half until game
>no zozzoneri in sight

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They're still all celebrating Islamic New Year

couldn't post all day yesterday, did any other italianon have the same problem?
thought it could have been related to that retard threatening an attack on a train

user please sperg like that only when a deal is done

It’s claimed that Schick has agreed personal terms for his loan with option to buy towards RB Leipzig.

Once that move has been completed, Roma can pick up former Fiorentina and Milan striker Kalinic, who will become the understudy to Edin Dzeko.

Schick cost €14m plus performance-related bonuses when arriving from Sampdoria in August 2017, but never really made his mark.

The 23-year-old was visibly lacking in confidence, scoring only eight goals with three assists in 58 games for the Giallorossi.

She just has small tits

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Guy on the right is totally staring lol

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Milan XI vs. Brescia (4-3-2-1):
Donnarumma; Calabria, Romagnoli, Musacchio, Rodriguez; Kessie, Bennacer, Hakan; Suso, Castillejo, André Silva

>A. Silva

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Giampaolo.

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Ah, yes, the highlight of his career

it's official, Giampaolo loathes Piatek

>4-3-2-1

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repeat after me
ONE
SEASON
WONDER

>Paqueta out
REEEEEEE my fanta

That team will lose to Brescia. I don't think Giampaolo is gonna make it to December even.

>trusting an Interfag to manage Milan properly
rookie mistake user

Soon.

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>benches two players that saved last season

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Milan XI: 4-3-2-1 Donnarumma; Calabria, Musacchio, Romagnoli, Rodríguez; Kessie, Bennacer, Calhanoglu; Suso, Castillejo; Silva.

Brescia XI: 4-3-1-2 Joronen; Sabelli, Cistana, Chancellor, Martella; Bisoli, Tonali, Dessena; Spalek; Torregrossa, Donnarumma.

>The Virgin 4321 vs. The Chad 4312

Wtf Giampogno is really a fraud

Donnarumma is going to dab all over Donnarumma

Donnarumma > Donnarumma > Donnarumma

Based double agent crushing Milan's 3rd team with no survivors

>that name
>these looks
How is Torregrossa not a pornstar

Only 1 explanation, a tiny pp

Donnarumma > Donnarumma > Donnarumma >>> Donnarumma > Donnarumma >>>> shit >>>> Donnarumma > Donnarumma >> Donnarumma >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Donnarumma

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Imagine being named "Large tower" and having a small dick lmao

lmaooooo

>Donnarumma to Milan x 7
>>Donnarumma will be replacing Donarumma as the starting keeper

Make it happen

Think I'll just accept that Milan will continue to be shit in my lifetime. Hopefully my children get to enjoy a dominant Milan in theirs.

how have none of the milan shitters (montoleader, abate, mauri, bertolacci) found a club

They have all been infected with Milanicitis, there's no coming back from that

Milan cannot into the mercato

>Barcelona losing against Osasuna
Yep, I think Inda is getting top of the group.

Milan bought Bertolacci for 20m

He never even played. Every coach just immediately realize he's dogshit. Montolivo has the physique of a 45 year old. Abate is still okay, he can't cross tho.

how do they keep getting exposed so hard without messi

Valverde, team's decent but the coach is embarrassingly bad.

there's still time to sign players without a contract

When will scapegoating Milan's coach #4187 stop?

When Eastern Europe gets blocked from the internet

post M-B stream

>sushit
Yikes

Is that Allegri?

>#MilanBrescia, #Allegri in tribuna a San Siro
He knows

Milan Brescia 2
Juventus Napoli 1
Lazio Roma 2
Cagliari Inter X

Screencap this

Welcome to Brescia | Best tictocs, substitution and bench spergouts | 2019/2020

Allegri IN at December fras

Without Messi Barcelona goes back to being the Barcelona of Saviola.
Their fault. They don't lack money.

youtube.com/watch?v=GOXje-EqG6U I knew I should've watched the F2.
I don't think they survived though.

>soccerstreams webiste is ded
Fuck

>paqueta isn't playing
Fuck fraudpaolo

is the lack of a competent coach. They really look like don't train for shit.

>Andre Silva
What the hell fras, what happened?

WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS PIATEK

Giampaolo chose not to field him due to "technical reasons"

What happened to soccerstreams? It died already? I found out about it few hours ago and couldn't even enjoy it ffs
Anyway #fuckpiracy #vivaglistadi

>he believed in the one season wonder

also, one ded man on F!

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rather have a one season wonder than fucking andre silva

F

:c

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>Piatek
>Silva
Literally just Kasper Dolberg clones, except Polish and Portuguese

link plz

camon Donnarumma score sam facking gulz, I need those fantapoints

google.com

Dazn.com user. You don't want football to die, right?

bbbilan.org

don't let the albanian fags see this or he will be more mad than usual

He is going to Monza.

>Piatek

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>"New Shevchenko fra"

This ref is a qt
Also KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB

Yeah, he dead

APOLOGIZE

>bench Piontek
>win
It's THAT easy

it's called footy bite now, they also made getting to the streams a bit harder

>conceding to calhanoglu

APOLOGIZE

HAKAN
A
K
A
N

Holy fuck Hakan scores.

>it's a "last man marks nobody on a cross" episode

GIVE YOUR POWER TO BRESCIA!

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

holy fuck please someone spoon feed me a stream mine is so shit

Albanian is going to freak.

good, good
let all the shitters score a brace each, it will fool Milan into thinking they're good and they will never get rid of them

Use sportzone

nvm im good found one

link plz

Hakan gol

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Nigga Tonalli is eating alive the whole Milan defense and mid

totalsportek.com/highlights/inter-vs-ac-milan-live-stream/

only way suso dribbles someone is if they got hurt lmao

wtf is Tonali the real deal

>sabelli
>allow an easy header because you're marking pieces of grass
>manage to send the ball over the bar from 2m

>Pissoli

>Silva

>shitva
Well, at least he's not invisible like poachtek

fuck!!! Milel lucky as usual

atleast piatek can finish

>0 goals since april
Top finisher

thanks fra

Yeah, he can finish on that bench amirite lmaooo

I can't even be happy when Suso or Hakan are involved in a goal.

I hate them so much, and now they get 20 consecutive guaranteed starting spots because of a newbie defensive error by Brescia.

Literal cancer.

Was that a Suso cross hmmmmm

Based and redpilled

he literally scored in may the second to last game in the league, and friendlies dont matter

>Suso assist
>Hakan gol
Well, well, well

Bennacer looks promising

politano to viola and rebic in would be a huge mistake desu. hope its doesnt happen

That was a nice pass.

>Milan playing Spalettiball
Whew

the fact that he can take control of the middle and play the ball from the back is a huge improvement in Milan. Is Brecia tho

Except it actually works since Calabria is a good fullback

>since Calabria is a good fullback
i want you to read it loud and think about it

are you enjoying your first days on Yea Forums user?

I want you to take your mouth away from Albanian ass

>rating Calabria

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Brescia absolutely dominating lmao

Wait why the fuck is silva playing

ERA PENAL

For the lols

Excuse me user, but explain me why Bennacer has arrived to Milan. What did he do to deserve the rossoneronero jersey?
For me is literally who.

>Giampaolo not starting a striker with number 27
hmmm indeed why

Don't worry lads, once correa is in the milan squad is complete and giampaolo has no more excuses

youtube.com/watch?v=zSCZyc7IiLA

why is inter media house the goat?

Redemption arc incoming

>implying players have to "deserve" playing for Milan

This is some terrible football. 2 bad teams.

>For me is literally who.
Just like Milan in the next 3 years

Silva > pootek

>#stopiracy
no

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>torregrossa

Biraghi's one is way better

When is the mercenary bastard coming in? At leat he can do something useful in his career and score against Milan

Based

Can Brescia players stop dying?

Based

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Giampaolo tictoc

Boring

You mean Dybala?

kek that was kinoa s fug

Cant spell "AFCON Best Player" without "con"

Imaging not rating Suso and Hakan

>Brescia

>Wait all week for a Milan game
>It begins
>It's shit and I don't want to watch

Repeat. I really should stop. Hope Brescia win.

In fact as a Juve fan I want the Demiral - Suso deal to happen unironically

Cam on Brescia score sam fackin goals we want more #crisimilan

Why? Demiral has the potential to be a great CB and with Chiellini out and Bonucci being retarded he's likely gonna develop this season.

Woah... Grande susoy with the cross, what an absolute GOAT
#class

Because Suso is unironically good and is already developed, Demiral has sure great potential but it's still a mystery whether he's going to develop well or not. And we have Rugani and hopefully Can to cover the defense in case de Ligt or Bonucci are out

As long as I like Rugani, in my opinion he's too old to still be considered a young talent and he's never really shown that much when in Juventus. Then again he was usually a benchwarmer with Allegro randomly putting him in CL matches

I'd rather sell some shitters before bringing in somebody else

Krzysztof shouldn't you be on the game?

Let me have some fun

What the fuck is Camoranesi on?

I wish Juve had to as Sporting Director, you'd tank Juventus to 4-6th place in one or two seasons only.

Suso - Dybala swap?

And Icardi - Piatek swap

Andre Silva is unironically creating space in the attack, while piontek just sits and waits

It's unironically my real name

Interesting that you'd say so after I just mentioned one player swap and not my full fantamercato. Take some somalian cock from in front of your eyes because it's blurring your eyesight for sure

how long till Juve Napoli spaghetti bro's ?

1 bong 45 bings

1 bong 44 bings

Yes
>Suso - Dybala swap between Milan and Juve
>Dybala - Icardi swap between Milan and Inter
problem solved, Serie A's great again

Cheers lads

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Hope to see Borini in the second half

piatek will come in 70th minute and score a hat trick and you must all apologize and call him the next shevchenko

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Would do that if it were up to me

How about De Ligt - Romagnoli, who says no?

nah, he is too busy shitposting on /seriea/

Legend

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I would unironically do it even if I still rate de Ligt, I prefer a fully italian defense desu

I've always rated based Muntari.

The moment everything went downhill

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Rate my Milan
> Jack - Piatek -Suso
> Paquetà - Bennacer - Kessie
> Theo - Roma - Musa - Conti
> Dollar
They can arrive 4th

Reasonable (except the "I still rate de Ligt" part)

is it more haunting that i remember watching that match on Yea Forums?

Even Roach is better than Sushit.

Why

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How do I downvote

lmao bbilanisti are so brainwashed.

>Nicola Kalinic to AS Roma from Atlético Madrid, here we go! And Patrik Schick is getting closer to RB Leipzig

Heh, I'm gonna give him a few matches before judging

kaka on

>Milan went from 0 shots on goal to 1
>somehow they're supposedly playing greatly

fia.com/news/statement-incident-during-fia-formula-2-sprint-race-spa-francorchamps

Hubert died

instagram.com/p/B10yDxAiO9M/?utm_source=ig_embed

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>Corini
Lol wtf was that

Milan is playing in 4-2-3-1 now

>somehow they're playing supposedly greatly
who said that?

Not really a surprise here, but F

The entire cumgobbling team of Dazn Italia

Interns are deluded

paving the way for their savior

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They playing absolutely shit

>This is the squad at our disposal, Beppe Marotta was pretty clear saying that Inter’s transfer activity is closed. Of course, if someone were to leave, they’d have to be replaced. Matteo knows I appreciate him and consider him an important player.

t. Gonde, POLITANO IN

>le sideways passing AFCON player of the tournament

That looked painful

Man this is dreadful. Basically nothing different from Gattuso's Milan.

except they are winning

what went wrong boys

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>Borini

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>Scraping by a win against Brescia
>1 attempt on goal

Fuck Milan and Giampelel

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This but unironically
If this persists after the break giampaolo is a full blown fraud

Would Conti have blocked that?

Aye's sneeze would've tore his ACL after 5 minutes

Conti would've scored an hat trick already

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>piatek
>kessie
>borini
>suso
>paqueta

Every time.

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PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM PUM

>pionkek

Straight to the keeper

>pioncuck

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>Bonucci / de Ligt
what about Demiral goddammit

>Slippy Milan

Looked like a literal kiddy football with all the 7 year-olds all chasing the ball.

>Schick OUT
it's finally over

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He didn't cost 75m

>at least he can finish
I jinxed it didnt I

Polite reminder.

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damn I hope he okay fras

Demiral needs to wait for Bonucci to get injured.

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Is Demiral LCB or RCB?

N'gubu in charge of finishing.

does it matter? they are the same

>sooso

right

>Sushit

NOOOOOO PAQUETA

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Career ending injury for suso fucking when?

worst post

RCB (roach centre back)

danke

>Piggy again

For fuck's sake

But he's literally the best sub for Chiellini
Right, Chiellini's the only LCB we have
rude

CURSED

GOMBLODDO

Someone shoot Sushit's legs

how, its literally the same thing just to the left or to the right, you do the same job

>Piontek

so fra how fucked are rube with de ligt replacing chiellinigod

>fraudontek

>Polshit """""""finishing""""""""

Lmao

holy shit is the number 9 actually cursed? he better get rid of it or he will never score

until you have to switch the ball to your good foot and gift it to the striker

I hate most of our players except Paqueta

good save but also >Pole finishing

even romagnoli?

What has changed since gattuso left?

I dont thing being slightly to the left or right matters with that because most players are right footed and many teams have right footed only cbs so it doesnt matter

Nice showing from Paqueta and Piatek in the second half. Just get a decent winger before the end of the mercato and play 4-3-3. That's what's best for this team.

Nah, I wanted to rate Paqueta only since Roma is already proven, Dollar is fine too

Not the same starting eleven every game

Castillejo became a starter.

>our
What part of Milan are you from?

Castillejo leaves and the team goes from playing like horseshit to okay playmaking, fuck that thinlet

Doomsday has arrived

Ive always been a fan since childhood, i guess im a customer but eh

*works hard for the team*

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*with no end product*

Such a shitty game

dont fall for "le work hard man" meme polish fra

based giampafraud starting both silva and castillejo and still winning

Milan is getting raped by Lukaku, im still betting on Inter getting a meme run in CL

Just joshing you Pablo, you're alright

RR and Calabria are shit at attacking desu. Thankfully Theo will be back after international break.

It was memey towards the end so that made it worth it I suppose

Is there even a player in Milan fast enough to catch Alexis?

Theo

See

borini

let's not pretend we're in 2011 anymore

Borini la'

does anyone know how to get tickets for milan vs inter? is it possible for an outsider without spending 300 bucks? if not possible, how would i get a tickets against fc farmer? milan or inter, just wanna go to san siro

Piontek go the number 9 shirt #cursed

make your bet anons

Juventus - Draw - Napoli

Check the milan or inter official site for tickets, you can buy a package with one night sleeping in some hotel

Callejon hat trick

Napoli

2-1

Napoli

any stream for jewve-napolel?

De Ligt hat-trick

Trip confirm

i hope they draw

2-2 to napoli

>de shitlio
>alex sandro
>khedira
all that money spent and juve is still playing these garbage motherfuckers. not to mention matuidi has a lead foot and 0 semblance of creativity and bonucci cannot do anything on defense with chiellini holding his hand

>Hello darkness my old friend

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napoli with de light getting caught out

footybite

Callejon is dabbing on him full time

mygoaltv.com/juventus-vs-napoli-m16732

totalsportek.com/highlights/juventus-matches-live-stream/

MDL is going full 80-year-war on Callejon

De ligt motm mark my words

*clear throat*

AHEM

FUCK BOOMERS

Koulibaly last minute header wins it

De Ligt nutmegged several times

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THEN LET SARRI FIELD THE FUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Farca drawing against fucking Osasuna
>Dirtmound getting raped by Union Berlin

>field the triste of triestina

>Juven
any tv channels airing this game?

>DAZN channel on sky
>free for 10+ years sky client
Fucking finally

why no post in catalog for Jewve napoli?

LMAO I forgot the match was even on today.
>looks at match results/summary
>1-0
>goal by the kebab assisted by sushit
>fraudpaolo benched piatek
>still insisting on castishit and calamerda

Yeah hell nawwwww dawg. I'm not watching this shit anymore. Even I have a limit to the shit I can take. I'm not watching another season of these 2 shitters, I'm just not, no way.

dont you say that every game yet you come back every game?

Peak customer.

don't listen to those faggots, i believe in you

Yeah, I'm think you should have sex lmao

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what's worse living in albania? or watching serie A professionals

The only difference between Udinese game and this one was a Brescia fuck-up on a cross.

Giampaolo is 100% fraud

this, someone make a tourist bait thread

I'll be on the threads but I sure as hell will not be watching any games.

If I were a customer I sure as hell wouldn't be shopping at AC Milan in the last 10 years.

Thanks, fratello

I don't live in Albania, I live in Kosovo.

So he's about to leave, it's a classic.
>We wanted to keep him but the player wanted to leave
or
>there's been some issues with the team and we had to sell him

my based nigger thank u very much

*drops trophy between his legs*

Thanks for catching me up.
Glad I didn't bother.

you can use this in the next thread OP

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what's worse living in a partially recognized state and disputed territory in Southeastern Europe? or watching a mediocre 2019 Serie A team from Milan compete for 8th place

...

You are obsessed

>those kits
way better than the current ones

nah i'm illegitimacy curious amigo i know nothing of that area.

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