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Gookmoot forgot to pay his bills.

Because the mets own your tight little asses

We did have a thread

Hiura > any young Scrubs player

Sorry Skipper I'll do better next time

That kind of language will get you banned from Wrigley and the website

Cubs

Pitchers who rake

Good job Q!

QUINTANA WITH A DOUBLE! BOTE SCORES!
3-0

>Free outs

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Little Nicky belts another one!

kek lol

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CASTELLANOS DOES IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER 2 RUN BLAST!
5-0

That was no bat flip, that was a bat slam!

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CASTELLANOS THE STEAL OF THE TRADE DEADLINE

Castellanos you beautiful bastard

Lucky wood by Nick

>no wisconsinfags to banter with
>not even the methinals asshole

Where is everyone? Did people leave early for long weekend?

Q double, Tricky Nicky HR. Castellanos restaurant when?

Brewers fans went back to being packers fans

Meth heads are sweating now that the cubs are heating up

This man haunts scuba fans at night

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Undefeated in citi field last 2 years

Wrigley east

What the hell is porchop sandwich ? Does it taste good ?

>.216

HEY GUYS ITS ALL ABOUT THE SALSA

SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA SALSA

MUH FUGGEN SALSA

meant to say porkchop not porchop

>broors

Grilled ones are great, otherwise pork doesn't have a strong taste.

Based schwarbie

trufax

Yesterday's seep was the best thing since fans chanting DARRYYLLL DARRYYLLL DARRYYLLL made Strawberry piss himself and jump into the stands in a coke induced rage.

Whenever I eat porchop sammiches I like to eat potarts as dessert

Last year’s 4 game sweep was better

Mainly because I was there and went to all 4 games

Like a Mack flatbed loaded with bridge parts.

Perfect time for a wild pitch

Q getting squeezed hard by this ump. He's painting the lower zone perfectly and they're all being called balls.

Electronic strike zone when?

Welp

Houdini Quintana escapes a bases loaded jam!

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holy shit what happened to your team, broors?

See Hendricks? That's how you get out of a jam.

Why would you swing at that?

Hendricks is better though

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>Gets blown up by the Mets after the Cubs gift him a 8 run lead.

>mobile
Show some dignity

He had a bad game it happens. You have been arguing this for the last year, reasserting your position doesn't make you right. Admit you're wrong and I'll let it go.

Why are you gaslighting? Shame on you for resorting to such cruel trickery.
Apologize now, while your crimes are not so bad.

seething

Perfect sack bunt by Q.
Hopefully Happ can do something this time with a RISP.

Look, I have to respect Quintana but Hendricks is just superior. These are facts that you just can't deny

I deny them because they aren't facts.

Hendricks cant rake. Your opinion is discarded

i don't even respect that opinion

Why must you find new ways to fuck up Bote?

I own Jose Quintana

>Pulls you in the 5th

topkek

I call him Lorenzo Stain

Quintana leaves another runner at third stranded. He now qualifies for the win.

Pitch count is at 90, but we'll see if he can make it to a quality start.

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Hendricks would've had 8 ip

With 8 runs and a loss

Hendricks would have give up 5 earned runs in the 5th

First called strike was constantly called a ball for Quintana.
The second one is indefensible.

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Ump didnt like his bat slam

Nicky was making sure the bat didn't hit anyone on accident :(

Only 1 game.

If Lester slumping can keep the Mets in check, there should be no excuse for Hendricks.

Time for a double play so Q can get out of this.

He's no Rollie Fingers

In 4.1 innings Q gave up 8 runs against the mets at home in late June. I'm sorry to say, but you just got checkmated.

That mets sweep was absolutley based. I checked their twitter last night after the game their fans have no hope, the Cubs delivered the killing blow.

Cubs would have won that game 10-8 if Quintana got the Hendricks run support.
Counter-Checkmate

No Joe No!
Let him finish!

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The final score was 10-2. At best, a tie. With the bullpen it would be a loss. Checkmated again.

>Not trusting the bullpen to come through like in the Giants game
Double checkmated

Why is Quintana giving me Puig vibs? Is it the hair and the surly face?

If the cusb miss the playoffs this year, that sweep at least made the last 4 months worth it.

Look I'm sorry. Let's agree to disagree and put this all behind us. They are both good

>Stranding another Broors at third base
All ends well.

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Another man left on 3rd Lmao

They both suck. John Lackey's haircut was a better pitcher than both of them.

Yea Forums's pitcher does it again!

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I love that javy always points to 1st base ump when he checks swings before the catcher and home plate ump do

Beaz with a lead off double!
Hooray, he got a base hit!

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A good ol fashioned Javy special

He's the MVP, Most Valuable Pointer.

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Time for Russell not to suck

Oh god strop, well they better get more runs here then.

Don't start mimicking the Broor's offense
Not with Strop coming in.

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Strop comin in to crash this motherfucker with no survivors

>Strop no longer up
Bullet dodged!

I wish a got a screencap of that time the ump, catcher and Baez all simultaneously pointed at the first base umpire.

Mr Phelps does his job. (With a little scare at the end)
Stretch time!

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TAKE

Kemp, what a bust At least we ended up getting Lucroy in the end though.

Happ steals the Heyward luck stat to get on base.

>Strop up again
Ruh roh

FUG, RIP Castellano's attempt for a 3 homer game.

she cute!

CARATINI WITH A BLOOPER! BOTE SCORES!
6-0

Much needed insurance.
Time for Baez to get an RIP or strike out trying.

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ugly

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Baez doesnt swing at first 2, which he normally would. Then whiffs at next 3 all in the zone

My bad dawg

And then gets bamboozled by a change up that actually stays in the zone
Fucking hell

>That snag by Russell
His bat might be shit, but his defense is solid most of the time when he has his head in the game.

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>Strop ruins the shut out
This is why you'll never be in the circle of trust Strop

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SCHWARBOMB!
7-1

#32

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Schwarbomb gets that run back

Lucky wood by schwarber

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>Lucky
It went onto Waveland.

Len mentioning the Haircut quote.

Also Bryant is still a bum.

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING

[W]

Lucky ninth by cishek

Cishek!
Worth
Every
Penny!
And then some.

[W]

The pitching holds when it needed to and Castellanos sets the tone early with his 2 home runs.

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A little late but there you are

GGCubbies

the cubs dont need rizzo and next year he wont be a cubbie

[W)
gg brewers see you tomorrow

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>I don't call them bleacher bums, I call them bleacher fans.
Castellanos being sweet.

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