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Autism FC sounds like a good fit for you.

to the haters and the losers : all going according to plan

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SUMafia literally shaking right now

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unironically based

They sold all 40 tickets? That's pretty based.

Oakland is a shithole

for your daily "bolts popping out under the pressure but the captain says full steam ahead" news:
>When the word got to the Union that Atlanta United midfielder Julian Gressel wouldn’t be suspended for slapping Orlando City’s Nani in the face last Friday, there was quite a bit of angst.
>Nobody in Chester would go on the record about it, out of fear of reprisal. But as the news got out, a source with experience on the subject offered some choice words for MLS headquarters.
>"I don't want to just keep quiet, but at the same time, you know how the league is reacting" a source said, insisting on anonymity as a condition of commenting. "Nobody knows who is sitting inside and doing the decisions."
>That last part isn’t quite true: people behind the scenes know. But it’s certainly true that the public doesn’t.
>Four of the five members are appointed by MLS commissioner Don Garber, and one of the players is appointed by the MLS Players Association.
>“Everybody is totally [annoyed] about it, but you don’t have much leverage on MLS. Even if we say something, they acknowledge it, and then they say, ‘Ah, that’s something to discuss’ … but they never do anything.”

*distant bald laughter*

guess its up to me to bump the thread again

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you are loved
you are appreciated

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Sounds like this coming CBA will be interesting lids.

lol the MLS has anti-union types staffed everywhere in the MLSPA

last time there was CBA the union broke their backs bending over for the owners, there is no leader and no one ideologically committed to opposing management so they will end up doing the same again

cap this post, they will give up all other demands and publicly denounce the USWNT in order to get three more chartered flights a year, the cucks

Bump

Bumo

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looks comfy, where is this?

Sacramento

Thought I would share this personal story from my time as an intern with the Philadelphia Union:

One day as the workday was coming to an end, I was instructed by one of my bosses to stop by Freddy Adu’s apartment in downtown Philly and give him a package we had just received at our office. Even though it wasn’t going to be very enjoyable driving through Center City during rush hour, and trying to find parking around his apartment complex, I still recognized how awesome of an opportunity it could be to finally meet the kid whose first game I attended way back when he was a 14-year-old in DC.

So anyway, I finally arrive at his place and walk into the lobby; it’s one of the nicest apartment buildings in the entire city, right on Broad St. next to City Hall. I go up to the receptionist and tell her why I’m there, and she rings up to his room.

“Mr. Adu? One of the team interns is here with a package for you. Shall I take it down here or send him up there?”

Sure enough, he responds: “Send him up, that’s fine.” I was pumped! And as excited as I was just to meet him, I was even more excited when he asked me to “hang out for a bit” after I gave him his package.

Now, I had always heard negative things about Freddy in regards to his work ethic, personality, et cetera, but I was pleased to find out how welcoming he was to an intern he had only really seen in passing here and there around the stadium and office. He offered me some water, asked me how my time as an intern was going, and just genuinely seemed to want to hang out with me. As sort of an icebreaker, he decided that we should play a game of FIFA on his Xbox 360. I warned him that I was an expert when it came to this kind of stuff, but he just said “No problem, you got nothing on me.”

1/2

So we’re playing FIFA. After much coercion, I convinced him to play as Real Madrid while I was controlling the Union (with Freddy playing up top, of course); he initially didn’t want to play with unbalanced teams, but I finally got the message across that I was legitimately good at this game. We started out playing, chatting, occasionally laughing, and frequently yelling at the TV. And then I scored my first goal, a Freddy Adu header off a Sheanon Williams cross. He took it well, though, and even cracked a joke about how he wished he was that clinical in real life (+1 for self-awareness). Ironically, off the ensuing kickoff, I immediately stole the ball with in-game Freddy, dribbled through half of the Spanish national team, and slotted a side-footed effort past Casillas. Seeing as this was my one chance at ever doing something like this, I had to throw a little gloating in there; after all, I was pretty proud of myself.

“Too easy” I said. But I will say I’m not really the type to talk trash or even to brag (I don't even do celebrations when I score a goal online), so that was really the only controversial thing I said all game.

At this point, the laughter and openness of the room from when I first walked in was long gone, and had been replaced by tension and frustration. This game is serious stuff, people. Anyway, a few more minutes passed, I scored a few more goals, and he had a few cracks at my goal with Cristiano and Benzema, but he had no luck at all against Stonewall MacMath. When the referee blew for halftime, it was Union 5, Real Madrid 0, with a Freddy Adu hat-trick. I pulled out my cell phone to take a picture of the TV screen and show my friends, but that was the final straw on the camel’s back, apparently.

He told me “No pictures man, please. That’s enough, I think you gotta go.” In 20 minutes, he had gone from inviting me up to hang out with him out of the goodness of his heart to kicking me out of his apartment over a video game.

>denouncing the only form of US soccer anyone currently cares about

Yah good luck with that

exactly the strategy
pick a side, incels rise up

dont understand this picture but I'm sure its funny and banter, etc

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Press F for our baby turtles

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yes but think how amazing and glorious and historical it will be when Pulisic and Adams finish runners up in the very first edition of the Concacaf Nations League

Actually 3-5-2

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Why do Rowdies have no fans?

>poonion

>Philthy

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>the best hips in MLS

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What did he mean by this?

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He does everything well once in a while. the rest of the squad does something well once in a while.

>floptinez ded
hearty kek

>booing potentially injured player coming back on the field

classic philthy

>Montreal Impact 0 - 3 DC United

yeah, I'm thinkin we're back

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shades of the Dallas game last year

>fatlanta

atlanta look exhausted

You guys got any site with streams that isn't SoccerStreams/Footybite?

which NISA club should i support lads?

don't look now, but Quakes are #2

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I don't believe it!

F A T L A N T A
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>just saw the atlanta goal

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That he has no clue what he's talking about but that was obvious years ago when he did talk shows after the 94 world cup.

The west is all fucked after 1st. A mad rush to get into the short bus called mlsp layoffs.

Is bennyball evolving?

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after ten years, his team is finally starting to gel

Makes Fatlanta fans seethe

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Absolutely based.

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based NISA selling out both games

stumptown until a city near you gets one

Who ya got?

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And in the east

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twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/1168161230256820230

Big strong ELITE euro kids dabbing on Doyles

>imagine rejecting the opportunity to play in europe

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How many years would I have to wait for a US state, whose only major professional sports franchise is a Major League Soccer soccer team?

Louisville at some point soon? A few years?

is that Austin FC no longer convince me

and now I want to wait until there is a state where your only major professional franchise is in the MLS

I'm sure they'll place a team in Nebraska.

Stop responding to that autist, retard

I hope so.

and I don't mind having to wait for years or decades, I know that someday there will be a US state where your only major professional sports franchise is in Major League Soccer

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>Big strong ELITE euro kids dabbing on Doyles
Doyle would unironically say that a shitter like Jon Lewis or Memeis is better for the national team than Sargent.

>solved

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Don't bully Fer

NEVER

in a just world, in a world without monopolies and greed, there would be a 40k stadium instead of that track there, and it would be sold out every weekend and the California Premier League would rival the best of the best.

remember what they took from you

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MUH PARITY

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but really though, a generation ago there were no American's in the Champions League, there were only 28 cities with an MLS/USL team, and kids didn't even have the concept of a community semi-pro team

its kinda beautiful tbqh

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>in a just world, in a world without monopolies and greed
Wake up from your dream world la.
But I too wish to see the CPL.

>the dream:so close yet so far away
We can talk about pro/rel all we want. It will never happen in mls.

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They knew that Mls was fucked and so they took destiny in their own hands and began to warn the talented kids to escape the Mls SUMafia Titanic ship.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP TALKING BAD ABOUT THE YOUTH DEVELOPMENT YOU INCEL, YOU CANT DO THAT MLS DEVELOPMENTAL ACADEMIES™ ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD, THE OTHER DA'S SUCK AND DESERVE TO BE DEMOTED!!!

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too easy to read, delete this and try again

this guy walks up to your son at the MLS club, puts his arm around him, and says he could get him a contract in Europe

fellas wyd?

>letting Roldan score

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wew

absolutely lel

>all these goals

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>letting Morris score on you

wew, what a fucking game lmao

>LAGs

Ohnononononono

laffs gonna dumpster us 5-0 or s/t

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>this line-up
we are boned

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>LAGS
No ploffs this year either.

ROLDAN IS ELITE

elite shit

>have you taking the Doyle pill.

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MLS is fucking shite
95% of MLS """fans""' are faggots

based

Only 35% because I keeping on watching.

>laffs
OHNONONONONO

>chivass without vela
the absolute state

>laff2
OHNONONONOONNONONOONONNOONNOON

AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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AHWOOOOOOOOO

what are you complaining about, that's exciting

Problems, Chivas 2.0?

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Imagine getting shut out by the loons

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True but rudepilled

Why does Galaxy always get high profile signings, followed by DC? Why does nobody ever high profile go to SKC, Sounders, or Portland, for example?

lol Dorian isn't heading North, it's moving directly West. if it doesn't turn by tomorrow night it's going to fucking batter Fort Lauderdale

prayers up for the retards that keep investing in property their

Doyle:
>in terms of goals+assists per 90, Wondo (13g/2a in 1630 minutes) is having the second-best season of his career, behind only his 2012 season

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seattle's a shithole and nobody in their right mind should ever want to live there

NOOOOOO MY STADIUM

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statistically and aesthetically incorrect but please stay out, we're full

Full of homeless drug addicts and SJW Art hos

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>their
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
brb gonna fucking neck myself fuck fuck fuck

>Go to a game at Inter Miami stadium.
>Get cancer.
Wooooow

This is just another way of saying >mlels defending, right?

This is basically a scene from Kurosawa's "Dreams".

That was beyond parody. Fiore cheering on the stream watched by like 70 people while a machine takes out a disused bungalow in ft lauderdale somewhere really encapsulates mlels circa 2019.

>wake up

I'm not complaining at all. No meme arrows.

>flyovers
>relevant
Pick one

>scumjose that high up with a handful of games to go
I will never doubt the argie samurai again.

What an exciting match in Seattle last night. Really fun open game as a neutral, home fans on the edge of their seats with the opportunity to head home as winners.

I'm sure MLS "Supporters" won't find an excuse to whine about themselves in that, will they?

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How did the NISA debut day go?

really good, both games were sell outs.

can someone please explain to me how philly is so good? their roster looks like shit

>leastern

Their roster is actually really solid, it's just that they don't have that one or two big name stars. And they've gotten great play out of new signings out of nowhere, like Pryzbylko, Wagner, and Monteiro.

>tfw Labour Day CanPL doubleheader

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i think valour is going to go back to being shit today

>CPL

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for me? it's gorilla

>pg 7

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>Seattle
>Fly over
????

Good call.

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>canadian defending

Holy shit. Where can I watch this dumpster fire in the US?

Every CPL game is streamed at onesoccer.ca (free one-month trial is available), with select games broadcast on CBC/cbcsports.ca and CBC Gem (likely region-locked to Canada, so you'd have to VPN it). The next league game is Wednesday at 10pm ET (Pacific/Forge) and the next CBC-broadcast game looks to be September 14 between Pacfic/Edmonton at 3pm ET.

OneSoccer also carries the Chinese Super League and LigaMX if those leagues tickle your fancy, as well as every CONCACAF Nations League game which is pretty neat. They're also going to broadcast the League 1 Ontario Men's and Women's finals if you want to check out some semi-pro action (the winner of the Men's Final gets a spot in the 2020 Canadian Championship).

This game will be an extreme outlier for a while. Even though Cavalry has been the best team for most of the season and Valour has probably been the worst. I believe it's only the second game so far with a difference of 4+, and the other was York beating Halifax 6-2, so two separate teams altogether.

>canadian station carrying the chinese league

Heh

Hulk and Oscar tho

literally the only reason to fly to SeaTac is because it's cheaper to drive than fly into Vancouver (not even true anymore) or because you are going to Victoria

>Phoenix wasting all their energy in the regular season only to lose to Fresno in the ploffs
>my fox when

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....

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>living in Fresno

>Toronto FC with the 11th hour steal
>#AlwaysInOurShadow

>implying she would need to flex any tactical muscles in MLS
literally just have above average defenders and a couple fast manlets and you win
Bob Bradley is currently the best coach lmao

Who here /clinched/?

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>Ilsinho has played 893 minutes (~10 games)
>the Union are +26 in GD when he's on the field
E L I T E

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small sample size lad

10 games worth of minutes isn't nothing. And he passes the eye test by a mile. Teams are double and triple teaming him on and off the ball these days and he's still getting on the score sheet.

Ohio was a mistake.

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>getting beat in your near post
Embarrassing goalkeeping

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Why is Timothy Weah, whose dad is the President of Liberia, playing for the US instead of Liberia?

imagine getting to haze him haha
imagine being the rookie's roommate and inducting him into the team
imagine pranking him when he's in the shower lol

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why is George Weah the President of Liberia is the better question

He was Born in New York and spent his entire life in the U.S. before joining the PSG academy at age 14.

What did he mean by this?

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1 whole dollar
thank you Don "Garber" Garbinogoldwinzstein

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hello fellow peed! kekistani warriors rise up
wwg1wga

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Why do they think it's 1904?

VAR SAVEEEEE MEEEEEE

oops

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daily reminder that Aaron Long is not and will never be good enough to play at an international level nor ever leave MLS

Imagine seething over Godtinez, please have sex incel.

Dykekikemuttball posting is not sports related, you stupid faggot tranny incel

People were dumb enough to rate him even though he had it easy in the national team and was bang average this season for da bulls?
>dude Aaaaaron Long would easily play for West Ham!

shut the fuck up, doyle

>it's incelposting hours
I sleep.

daily reminder that Jack McInerney was the true MLS/USA GOAT but was overlooked for meme players.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS UGLY SIGN WITH YOUR HANDS? THAT'S POLITICAL

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>he reports posts for free

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>fatlanta
cringe

Cringe

>alex post got deleted despite keeping the thread alive

eat my ass, janny

Not gonna happen, >we will prevail

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Doyle believes le 28 year old prospect is going to become a West Ham legend

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>one chance to meet qt soccer players
>start flossing

Zoomers were a mistake

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lads, it IS time for western united

give me 1 good reason why Melbin should get another team, much less the disgusting Americanized suburbs

big fan of the disgaea series myself