/cric/

gonna be good weather this weekend lads
might head down to the nets with the lads

>anderson ruled out

>ROY still in the squad
>pope removed

yikes from me

who would Anderson replace?

he really needs to retire desu

Woakes

woakes is handy with the bat though
its not like the Australian batting is good

to be fair he hasn't really had issues before this, saying "need to retire" is probably jumping the gun a bit

>67 all out
>make 0 batting changes

based

cant change a winning team lad

him going into matches thinking he's match fit and then only being able to bowl a handful of overs is a liability, and he's not young enough where he can wait out and rehabilitate from injuries anymore

>le actually a complete brainlet man

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>picking craig overton instead of Roland-Jones

absolute mentalist

>England call up Craig Overton

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business idea: play Mitchell Marsh instead of Smoth

whats your shot of choice lads?

for me. its the cut shot behind square

for me, it's the reverse sweep for six

cheeky slog to cow corner

just took two disprin and a zyrtec lads
really want to kill off this cold before tomorrow

for me, the double reverse sweep-dab down to fine leg

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for me, it's the shot that goes through sebbo's chest when his heart gives out

>zyrtec
>for a cold

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spring's coming around here and god cursed me with hay fever, you fat nonce. nobody asked for your opoonion.

cheeky

Looking back at when we first met
I cannot escape and I cannot forget
Sebbo you're the one
VPN ain't on
Cric is on the ropes again

>hay fever is a cold
i bet you'd drink radium water if someone told you it'd unplug your sinuses as well

>having brand names for medicine

yikes pretty grim

OH NONONO STEVE SMOTH FELLED BY THE MIGHTY DERBYSHIT

Is Paine correct? Is Lyon a huge weapon?

he's cooked

safe hands on Derbyshire's own son Hamidullah Qadri

what do you call Bayer® Heroin™ then mate?

So my wife is visiting her family in India for a few weeks in September, and I'm already organising to fuck whores pretty much constantly while she's away.

it's down to Archer and Stokes again then

tipping your wife to get BROWNED

Ok now this is just too based

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based

Broad surely has his usual 'skittle the Aussies in a must win home ashes test' thing planned

>tottenham
JUST

>doesn't really care about deanoball

WTF! I love Stokes even more now!

They are very conservative and will keep a close watch on her. They like me more than her anyway, because I am the jamai who has taken their daughter off their hands and provided a male heir. Even if she finds out about the whores she won't divorce me because the family won't allow it

>not Stokes 135
This lack of attention to detail is why Spurs will never win a major title

okay this is epic
does she have any sisters?

55 is his jersey number in cricket m8

>jersey numbers
>cricket

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>only gets into soccer because someone buys him a shirt he never asked for.
based, this is literally me in 1997. Parents even had the forethought to get me the Giggs long sleeve years before be became well known.

despite the content this reads perfectly as a classic straff tweet

Jersey is the largest of the Channel Islands, between England and France. A self-governing dependency of the United Kingdom, with a mix of British and French cultures, it’s known for its beaches, cliffside walking trails, inland valleys and historic castles m8

>you now remember that diving tunisian ben stokes lookalike who we made cry when we knocked them out of the world cup

kek

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Try paracetamol + aspirin + caffeine. It's migraine medication sometimes you can get all three in one, anyway since I was a kid the doctors were giving me antihistamines for sinusitis but later I started showing migraine symptoms so switched to that and now don't have sinus trouble at all.
It's worth a try because it won't harm you.

based sebbo

>Gayde

proxy on sebbo

shant be taking advice from sebbo

is Leus du Plooy related to Sune Luus?

reckon you should wash all that down with some strong alcohol

Giggs had been a fixture for years before 1997. Or was Australian football a few years behind back then

all the information you need to answer your question is in the comment you replied to.

>september tests
>no clouderson
it's over lads, pack it up and go home

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>australian batting collapse
>against derbyshire

What happened to Jake Ball? Why isn't he in the squad?

india playing india in the duleep trophy in india to have a chance at topping the table over india, lads

If Jake Ball did a transition like that football journalist, he'd be golden age Hollywood starlet Jane Ball

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Not what i needed to know but cheers anyway

Ever notice how Mitch Marsh acts all mucho and dominates the lower grades but as soon as he's in a pressure situation at the highest level he plays like a little schoolboy?

Almost like international cricket is tougher than grade.

he's rubbish

Well I was more trying to make a point about Mitch's psyche but yeah ok.

>test bowling average: 114

>archer bowling average: 13.53

yikes

I thought I read in an article that he was a newcastle fan

any aussies here?

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actually he'd be Jake Ovary

craig overton looks like the sorta person to bully all the public school boys that play for england calling them 'cricket playing nonces'

Reporting in

playing classic wow mate

What's your latency cunt?

renewed about a week before it came out but haven't had the motivation to actually play it yet
might just let it tick down and forget I was ever hyped for it

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64 but im in perth, people in melbourne / sydney have like 6-10ms

you should, its fun. expect queues of 20k+ though

Thought of going back to vanilla is grim 2bh

Can't imagine it would have much staying power once the hype and lively world die off

big man making his debut today

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SHOW YOUR TRUE COLOURS

How old were you when you grew out of video games?

if the queues are that long why don't they just make more servers
I can't believe they actually thought 3 english speaking pvp servers would be enough for the whole of europe

You telling me they actually finally hosted servers in Australia?

absolute unit

habby birthday Amrita Pritam, though I've never heard of you before, the Google frontpage says you're important, and you were a prime curry fox back in the day.

They've added over 20 severs in EU already.

Yeah for like 6 years now.

nvm I just logged in and there are 14 pvp servers now, with half of them full
yeah well I just can't believe they started at 3. what were they thinking

he have any 'English' parents?

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So what do you do in WoW? Would I enjoy it if I have no friends to play it with? I used to play Runescape as a kid and enjoy rpgs.

>oct 2014

Well there you go!

Not really these days I don't think unless you're into the MMO genre in general

already have enough all rounders as it is mate

Nah bro pretty sure you need to either have friends or be able to make them online before you can actually enjoy it.
It's basically just a visual interface to complement you hanging out and shit talking with your mates on ventrillo.

think i will play on noggenfogger because it has nog in the name and that is funny

was the best thing about that piece of shit expansion warlods of draenor

the chad poor man's daniel
the virgin very intellectual deep thinker

both cry out for selection

>WoD came out almost 5 years ago

where did all that time go..

he's a rugby man pretty sure, his dad loved over to coach a league team

Based Seb group

about 21, but then got back into them at 30. And yes I exclusively play single player games. How could you tell?

>those averages if you ignore Smoth, Stokes, Burns and Lasagne

stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/records/batting/most_runs_career.html?id=12492;type=series

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goosey bought the WoD collector's edition I remember

>broad, even being entirely cooked for years with the bat in his hand still averages more than roy and buttler
now that is grim

youtube.com/watch?v=jmCytJPqQis

couldn't imagine being so cucked by consumerism to the point were I'd pay a subscription fee to play a game I'd already purchased. Even worse that getting pay-tv and having to watch ads.

graduate job with a starting salary of 62k which goes up to 68k after the first year

thoughts lads? how does that stack up?

i'm a neet haha

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how do you afford all your skyrim rereleases then mate

Okay for a starting salary. Where will it be in 5 years?

based AFL X resurrected for the EJ Whitten game numbers say it all lads

>12 at the stadium
>32 watching on telly
>trending on twitter from everyone mocking it

how can the scrapped state of origin compare with it's 90,000 strong crowds

t. poorfag

big rakeem cornwall in the slips

What's your West Indies spinning allrounder name? Mine is Old Dirty Bastard Somerset

chabinbla oxford

dunno, I make half of that. But I reckon constantly comparing yourself and your accomplishments against others will make you happier in the long run.

reckon he's more of a cricket guy myself

fuck im sexy

Any of you lads applied to become a jannie?

meermin.es/in_en/11405011520000de-52-114050-expresso-antique-calf-e-expresso.html
might cop these

Yeah mate I'll be sabotaging /hoc/ when I get into power

BASED Cornwall into the attack

lad's absolutely massive, can only see the ball just before it pitches

youtube.com/watch?v=CYAkrJil_w0

How the fuck do you only make 31k a year?

What’s that in real money? Good to get some experience anyway, once you get your first job getting another becomes a thousand times easier

guessing about 35,000 pounds

Cornwall is a county on England’s rugged southwestern tip. It forms a peninsula encompassing wild moorland and hundreds of sandy beaches, culminating at the promontory Land’s End m8

bancroft is obviously cooked, this is his testimonial tour

BIG MON
I
G

M
O
N

Grimdia BTFO

GOT HIM
BIG MAN ATE HIM UP

BBC

wish the West Tendies still cared about test cricket desu

wish england cared about cricket

based mark henry

wish I had a gym bunny gf so I could cum on her abs.

10 hours a week, paid off my house 5 years ago, public transport 2nd hand Civic. Have no sights set on anything more than being left alone. Plus chances are I'll be a millionaire when my parents cark it, which is soon considering they're ex-smokers pushing 80

Wish theyd stuck with him over harris desu. Like him in the side.

athletic girls do it for me desu
>tfw no wrestler gf

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>parents almost 80

how old are you..

about to be 40, yep *ssssip*

still pretty old parents then

guess so, mum's still pretty sprightly, but dad's really frail, but guess that comes with the lifetime of toil. Both still smart as a whip though so at least no dementia to worry about in the genetic timebomb

my mother took up smoking in her 50s because her mum got btfo by dementia
well, she never explicitly said that was why but I have my suspicions

Why do you only work 10 hours a week? Pursuing Neetdom?

why would you do that

that's the dream. I busted my arse during the 00s, 100 hour week shit, now I'm in the public health behemoth looking after legacy SQL that isn't even that important. It's only a matter of time before someone realises I contribute nothing and my job gets the old efficiency boot. Thank you for subscribing to my blog.

what am i in for lads

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something low budget by the looks of it

>trying this hard to be accepted by the Australians

>imfuckingplying
Just looking to see antipodeans get btfo by some t*rks. Reminder that t*rkroaches are whiter than pozztralians

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could do with the bard singing a song for the lads

>yeah nah can't play that one, but here's one that sounds like all the other ones

won't sit here and have a boomer croweater slander the bard

I'm the furniture that comes with the house mate, like it, or grow to like it

might just leave it out for a methhead as curbside collection

threw him this gimmie 60kph ball of a ball that almost bounced twice and he didn't display a bat, shared some hokey love song shite "I prepared earlier" instead
youtube.com/watch?v=sC2GjXMk7i4

bard has played every song I've asked of him

why didn't the austalians just not die?

bard is a 19 yo who listens to Mumford and Sons and Bon Iver and despairs that he wasn't born into the righteous generation of 10 year earlier where he could've perhaps ridden the wave of inoffensive folk-pop to fame and fortune while Pitchfork were rating it before they realised that it was problematic to be giving good scores to bands that only had white males in them.

just spent 170 quid on three shirts
thinking i wont like one of them and will send one of them back though
one was 80 quid, one was 60 quid and one was 30 quid btw

Shadow face
Blowing smoke and talking wind
Lost my grip
Fell too far to start again
A sudden snake
Found my shape and tells the world
Remember this
Remember everything is just black
Or burning sun
And I hope it's a sweet ride
Sleep tight for me
Sleep tight for me I'm gone
Warm and sweet
Swinging from a windows ledge
Tight and deep
One last sin before I'm dead
A sucking holy wind
Will take me from this bed tonight
And bloody wits
Another hits me and I have to say goodbye

What did Chris Cornell mean by this?

rakheem cornwall is surely too large and ridiculous to not be elite

which ones

the west indian warne

late night /cric/ lads in, zachy, myself, the boomer croweater
only missing rurucunt

Harvie and Hudson will do you three shirts for 150

is the big man bowling economically or not?

big rakko will clean up pissrat I reckon

tidy 10, 3, 1, 23 at 2.3 an over

im going out in a minute desu

best thing about learning a bit of russian is being able to open the hallowed gates to the cyrillic section of xvideos

not hip enough for me mate

West Indies vs India is my favourite neutral match up. Always want Windies to win when they aren't playing England, and always want India to lose.

Mate you post on the cricket section of Yea Forums. Hipness is not something you need to worry about.

so true. we all have that on lockdown

always presume they're the end result of sex trafficking and it turns me off. Need more MILF content from Brianna Beach & Zoey Holloway

how's the application for the janitorial role going lads? I reckon I've got the skills and the desire. It's been my passion since before I even remember. Bit worried about the question of compensation though. I mean it's my dream job! I'd do it for free you know, but you have to rate your skills right?

Read that as skirts btw

For me, its Scotland vs Ireland

Aggers is off Twitter pending a formal complaint over his tweets

because a chink called him a racist or?

Exactly that, yeah. Because he accused the Chinaman of himself being racist.

His error was in trying to defend himself against a bizarre slur. See, you're meant to just let people lie about you.

>fagarwal

on your bike darkie

>chinks are little more than insects and i will crush them under my boot like the sub humans they are.

christ aggers, bit strong isn't it?

had to be said

>You can’t help but feel that the Chinese people are a subspecies.

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Hey baba rubbah
Oh baba rubbah

youtube.com/watch?v=fHY4Ue0B8Lo

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more like Pozwald Gayslee

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based prossielad

Think it's fair to say that the effect of the Chinese menace will be a catastrophe for Antipodean sport

I wish that all the ladies
We're statues of Venus

>BTFO chinks
We aren’t so dissimilar after all

Denly to open, Roy to 4.

Still too high for Roy. It won't be muich different than opening for Roy - we're protecting Roy with Root at his unfavourable position at 3. What a joke.

fuck roy off completely and get sibley in

I have more faith in Roy to smash them about at 6-7 than I do Buttler. Put Buttler at 3 imo, he's shit anyway and so is his technique. Root at 4.

cricket? based

Roy and Buttler are short form specialists, enough with Ed Smith's autistic experiments

In awe of Cornwall lads

This new surge of britfag newbies are all quite based desu

don't think any UK flag can be worse than plebby b

I'm literally the most influential poster of all time

I'm trying to learn cricket at least, bought a book on it and everything.

more like BADminton amirite?

the 5 second VST cello loop sold me. And those fading in skulls over people's faces! And I mean, the quote is super old right! It must be correct Nobody's ever been stupid in the past

t. grey little man

Based sebbo

youtube.com/watch?v=UBhN28eTuP8

don't make 'em like this anymore, PC killed BBC/C4 comedy

for me it's Lord Flashheart
youtube.com/watch?v=aKfbSHW9uGA

reminder that Peep Show was the last great British comedy

youtube.com/watch?v=CC8Frzcj6S0

bit harsh

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Mate, Fleabag is everything Peep Show did but with a girl and written by a girl

Nathan Lyon's Big Weapon

so it's the same but worse?

For me, its twitters @MarkShavick

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pretty low bar to jump over there.

Middlesex flying here against Somerset

what a basic -and wrong- opinion to have
youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY

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Don't worry lads, looking like Worcestershire will beat Northants. Moeen on course for man of the match

the lard of Worcester

I'm actually in very good shape, if I do say so myself

"One would have thought that Steve Smith, 13 days since his last competitive hit, would be bursting to bat. One would have thought that after waiting all morning for Marcus Harris, Usman Khawaja and Mitchell Marsh to go first, Smith would have come to the crease after lunch determined to stay for hours.

Instead, on the second day of Australia’s tour match at Derby, Smith looked distracted and erratic, playing as if he did not much care for being there at all. He duly was not, holing out for 23 before heading straight to the nets."

Roasted?

How do I attain this aesthetic bros?

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switch codes from peegue to superior union

friday night dinner is alright

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>getting BLACKED this hard

fucking state of australians lads

just trying to emulate what he's seen SBW do with limited success

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>friend got banned for excessive server requests because Yea Forums's broken

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Mind games, don't buy it for a second. The Aussie will cheat to his dying breath.

The Trip is shit. Literally just Coogan and Brydon wanking each other off

there's more interesting conversation between them in that show than in any conversation you've participated in in your entire life

>Eoin Morgan scores 83 from 29 balls

Cheeky call-up?

kek, touched a nerve did I deano? Steve Coogan is an insufferable cunt irl so him playing himself is unwatchable. Only pretentious cunts find two old men eating and doing shit impressions funny

gonna get laid tonight lads

Fuck the external Aussie.

>Coogan
>pretentious
I suppose you watch Mrs Brown's boys?

>Literally just Coogan and Brydon wanking each other off
>Literally
must've missed that episode

Not him and not watched The Trip so can't defend that but you can respect his other work at least?
>Steve Coogan is an insufferable cunt irl
Inarguable from what I've heard as well, have to be honest. Money went to his head sort of thing.

I hope you are right mate but I just don't trust 'em. They pull all sort of tricks.

>was obviously talking about The Trip specifically
>immediately accuses me of having low brow tastes in comedy for not liking it

I think Alan Partridge is brilliant, I was just talking about The Trip

I've worked at a couple of local newspapers, they were the Bicester times and the Worcester times

how does someone so intelligent looking be so dumb lads?

Root out
Morgan in
There the team is fixed

Make him wear a condom mate.

Yeah, that's fair enough. I always thought Saxondale was a bit overlooked as well.

Morgan's shit, also Poot played a decent innings that helped England win the last match. He shouldn't be captain though

reminder that he's literally a fraud: thecricketcouch.com/blog/2016/07/28/ed-smith-pulls-a-melania-trump/

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Ed Smith has a lot of theories

It's interesting listening to them, they even make logical sense. The problem is.. when he goes through these theories in the long term he's made so many assumptions yo u know they're a bunch of shit.

Test Match Special is on its last legs 2bh.
Boycott has months left to live, Aggers will be sacked after daring to defend himself on Twitter, Ed's a thief, Michael Vaughan makes the most utterly banal statements it's even possible to make - 'to win from here, England just need to make more runs' than Australia', the Aussie is alright I suppose but a bit of a miserable bastard.
Get them all out then it's Tuffers & the wogs and women

>yeah i like pies
>bowling them and eating them

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Isa all day every day

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Reckon we could ask the ICC to transfer us Roach for the last 2 tests? He’s pretty elite and I’m sure we can dig out some questionable birth records if required

Nice flag, nice pasties, stargazer pie, smugglers and miners.
It's a fine county is Cornwall.

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good lad and good luck, learning cricket is like learning another language and absolutely worth it

this lad is so big he's one of the windies' represented islands

>'to win from here, England just need to make more runs' than Australia'
this is a salient point

Do you reckon she can cook?

GOAT thread is up, you lads know we have the man already.
It's not even close.

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> grim war dodging manlet poof
No. He probably used an illegal bat too.

Ben Stokes scored more sixes in his last innings than D*n Bradman in his entire test career

Ahem....

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youtube.com/watch?v=T3Iay1J87x4

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Imagine Jofra Archer bowling a searing 150kph bouncer at Bradwomans head

Now THAT would be based. He would have BEGGED to go to war if there were bowlers like that back then.

>Aggers will be sacked after daring to defend himself on Twitter
what did he do this time?

had a row with a chinaman

oh, you mean that thing where he called liew a cunt? not far off tbf, he is a bit of a bellend

>also Poot played a decent innings that helped England win the last match

that's the problem with england's selectors. players are shit, but then put on one middling performance when they should porbably be dropped and they get to stay

Genuinely think anderson being out is beneficial for England. Woakes can bat, there’s no reason to drop him

>losing one of the greatest swing bowlers to ever grace the game of test cricket during the ashes in england is a good thing

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just read the entire wikipedia page on prompt criticality

it is tho. as great as anderson is, his body is fucking shot at this point.
no point trying to shoehorn him in, only for him to limp off yet again when we can take someone who, while not as good, is healthy

Didn’t realise you were a team doctor mate

>While the All Blacks are entitled to a payout of $150,000 each if they succeed in defending the Webb Ellis Cup in the final in Yokohama, Japan on November 2, that figure will still be shaded by the $187,500 awarded to each squad member of the Black Caps following their loss to England in the Cricket World Cup final in London in July.

BASED

didn't realise i had to be to recognise the basic pattern of jimmy hurting himself whenever he stands up too fast

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL PLAYING JASON ROY, IF HE OPENS AGAIN WE WILL LOSE THE TEST

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>happens once
>is a pattern

Perhaps you should just apologise and leave before you embarrass yourself

>injures himself playing for lancashire in july
>same injury reoccurs in the first test at edgbaston
>reoccurs yet again on thursday

>once
perhaps you should be the one leaving desu lad

just him pushing himself before hes healed right

probably wants to play desperately

this kind of thinking is what gave >us five years without pattinson and cummins

smouldering

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and injured starc as well

kek so fucking true

>this flag
>this post

remember the name

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reckon he'll have a big impact on the game

>names and numbers on the back of cricket uniforms

>IF HE OPENS AGAIN WE WILL LOSE THE TEST

I dunno bro it will probably be another close affair if Paine is still our captain.

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/HOC/ IS YOUR FUCKING DADDY

bit rich.

Hey pajeets i want to learn more about this sport.
where i can start?

get yourself a cricket bat first of all, then heem yourself in the head with it you fucking faggot.

>this flag
>this post

say it on my face again or i'm going at you just to put my cric bat inside a place where you can't take a sunbath FILHO DA PUTA ARROMBADO DO CARALHO!

say it on your face?
I'll shit on your face you disgusting subhuman.

based /sebgang/
>this flag
>this post

More like plebgang kek

ah yes, plebgang, the true powerhouses of /cric/: a semi-retarded hue, an obese Arizonian and and obese Arizonian on a proxy.

Fatty and the Gang firmly on the ropes where they belong. Stay there cazzies.

I'm not 100% fatguts knows what tf tp actually means

watch them scurry away in fear when the BSK posts

>he's a peewee seether
>he has a desktop and a cell phone and isn't afraid to use both to shitpost faster
real kiwi hours were so much fucking better last night when you were limited to one post an hour

>and and
And a retarded kiwi

yeah puzzling over that one of his

>no you
thought you'd come up with something better in all that time lads. plebgang indeed.

/cric/ lad till I die

may have just discovered it.
all I can think of.

cricgang vs sebgang it is then.

Why Le fuck did they put Mitch Marsh in at no. 3?

For me, it's cricgang.
Plebgang can eat a dick.

Cricgang:
Zachy
Bicho
Alchy Locks
Prozzielad
Ivan
Joshy
Shitspouter
Statsy
Sailcunt
Lawncunt
etc.

Plebgang:
Fatguts
Fatguts on proxies
Fatgut's pet monkey

hmm tough to choose a side

is that the tour match

maybe he wants to focus on batting rather than being an all rounder

For me, it's plebgang.

reckon he's new as fuck to Yea Forums Tbh

Nah his only worth is being our best all rounder, he bowled in the first innings

based unlisted nobody

www.fb.com/watch/?v=313133632683668

shant be opening that

do try it

just describe it to me

alan partridge
irish bloke won't leave without singing a song, starts off doing a love song and then turns into come out ye black and tans and the hosts don't realise till the ira lines come out

reminder that zachy and joshy are /sebgang/ to the core

Pure moggery

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>these off topic posts were deleted

>this isn't
huuuuuh who is the janny again?

based janny tends to delete filthy subhuman posts instinctually

Seems to me like your complaining about the moderation on this board. Is that what you're doing?

probably found it in the archives and tried to use it to fit in, but like most door frames, there's no way he's fitting in.

Based Jacinda watching the rugby but not the cricket.

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it's like a round peg in a square whole except it's a round yank in a Commonwealth community

commonwealth countries are pretty much holes, and very square
nothing like the based cultural paradise of tucson

hate it when politicians pretend to care about sport

it's an odd paradox because fatguts is both round and square

she actually likes her rugby apparently.

how's the new album?

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will let you know in 18sec

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what tracker do you use mate

client?

>letting the Madoka thread die
grim

Sounds good lads. Very Lateralus. Great drumming. Each song so far seems a 10min opus

literally made me violently depressed whenever I saw it in the catalogue

Cheeky whisky and a cone and a rail and taking the new Tool for a blat on the blueys as to not upset the missus

bit overproduced however

ah fuck I forgot!
has been bumping since day one. classic stuff.

might have a cheeky big mac

big mac n cheese?

peak sebbo hours and not a whiff. where you at fat lad. don't tell me you've left the house on a friday night.

Well lads. How goes the cricket

and hey presto he appears.
works every time.

nice saag lamb on the cards for dins

this seething kiwi samefags like there's no tomorrow holy shit

Any thoughts

thinking about deerhunter

Well hello lads. I'm a likely lad and a new poster from Ireland here on /cric/. How do you do. Thought I'd adopt a tripcode so you can look out for my posts as a unique distinguishable poster while I forge out my own persona in this community.

this is sebbo.

Very good album lads, in fact I rate it
absolute banger/10

thought i'd dust off the old trip lads

Desire lines is a cool song

Oh heres another clear and distinct personality who has adopted a tripcode so we can distinguish his posts from say, the Irish.

movie or band

sebbo-tier tastes

not quite sure what lawncunt is getting at buy as an integral member of the /cric/ lads I'll be supporting him in it

band right now might think about the movie later

well I suggest you lean towards the movie because that band sucks

just fighting off the seething freshies m8.

Might as well be. My favourite band is Filter

how are >our big strong burger boys doing?

oh hello new unique flag who is not Sebbesity.

yearn for a return to the days of rules 1-3

good, just had sex. you?

As the author of the complete rules, I concur in the strongest terms.

was referring to the US cricket squad

watching women's rugby lads.

reminder that rule 4 also applies, which repeals rules 1-3

hubba

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Hey m8, hope the game tomorrow won't get washed off because it's been raining here for like 3 days straight now. Comfy /cric/ weather though

Having a couple of cans of Party & Bullshit and doing the same. Might rack one up later.

oh you're actually Sti Lankan kek. yeah I enjoyed the tests, hope the 20/20s go off

based

Reminder that Sri Lankans are always very welcome to reply to me, unlike septics and Ir*sh

pretty sure Dark Pooenix was hot garbage lads, need a second opinion

Came to a hill station for vaccy, hotel room has Bible. Seen it for the first time. What should I read?

dropped a dark phoenix in the toilet if you catch my drift

Revelations. It's a real eye-opener.

did you have a bluray copy which you accidentally dropped into the toilet somehow?
that's what I'm picking up

youtube.com/watch?v=c8v_6lyP-a4

haha elder scrolls parody so ebin :D so nerdy XD

have sex

your mum said she was off today

DILATE
haha gottem

getting tag teamed here lads

both me lol sorry

Both me kek AMA

it keeps happening

chekd

Repeating digits m8.

Business idea: A combined Worcestershire and Somerset team

>the virgin phoenix
>the chad tucson

Few people know this, but I actually revolutionised cricket back in 2005 as a 13-year-old by deciding to open the bowling with my spinner, instead of the pace attack to which the opposition were normally accustomed. The fans couldn't quite believe what they were seeing and the purists turned their chairs around and refused to watch, but the decision was vindicated in the end as the spinner ended up with solid figures of 4-0-22-3.

like on playstation?

No, back when I captained one of the worst junior teams that Worcestershire has ever seen. It was only through my shrewd captaincy and underhand tactics that we avoided complete and utter humiliation each week

that's a neat story.

Thanks

some in Worstershire still say he was the best of the worst

might write a screen play about this

working title: the first ball

is there any good fiction about cricket that actually focuses on the sport?

DID I HERE SOMEONE SAY CRICKET?

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yeah theres one written by cric called "alright fat cunt get the fuck off my thread". goodreads gave it 5 bookmarks

Very good idea. If you need any help, just let me know. The stories I could tell you about junior cricket in Worcestershire circa 2001-2010 would blow your mind.

Used to love the "Glory Gardens" and "Hurricane Hamish" series as a bairn desu. Not aware of any written for adults though, because any adult who still reads fiction deserves to be shot

how much bumming are we talking here

youtube.com/watch?v=mbR6Mqnrcw0
2:00
from hoc with love

None, homosexual activity is still illegal in Worcestershire due to the Parliament Act of 1979

so how do you get around that lad, just discreet?

>any adult who still reads fiction deserves to be shot

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I'm VERY heterosexual desu. When I first made the step up to adult's third-team cricket as an 11-year-old I used to get very uncomfortable about how all the fat old blokes would get their cocks out in the changing room

you're not really coming across as a straight male but that might just be the Englishness.

My male friends and I used to kiss each other on the lips (no tongues) on new year's eve just to prove that we weren't gay

not really sounding less gay lad

so you’re the grim type
grimmer than a fat type
fatter like a seb type
proxy like a seb type

What the FUCK how much FUCKING money is FUCKING Gayson Roy giving to the FUCKING ECB to justify selecting his FUCKING dogshit self time after FUCKING time

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Alright mate. It was Friday night last night so went for a few beers. I shitpost in the peak sebbo hours when on the way to work, you literally know this

Holy fuck obsessed as fuck.

Rent free

His persuasion can build a nation
Endless power
Your tears he can devour
You'll @ anything from him
Who run /cric/?

BASED Seb

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dont worry mate, we're looking at another khawaja Paine dynamic performance
let us celebrate our eternal shitters

Big if true

And it IS TRUE

based sebbo

tipping a 200 (100) from roy boy in the 4th test

with england still losing

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Sebbo Aus proxy
Sebbo Ire proxy

he's not even trying to hide it anymore.

>that sick hairline

Ye bra

youtu.be/YEFpWUknE4A

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Hlw dear bros.

Its known now for a while that there are actually multiple Irish posters as well as sebbo. There are also some UK and aus posters who support Seb gang.

Your fucking deluded and retarded if you think otherwise, especially after Proofs were posted countless times.

>There are also some UK and aus posters who support Seb gang
Howling

it's all proxies mate

based sebbo

Yeah mate

bit weird that he goes to such lengths just to compliment himself

reckon it's a bit mental actually

got mugged last night lads
muggings werent a thing in brighton 10 years ago , mad what a shithole its become

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was it gays that mugged you, and are you ok mate?

Very grim

Why did you let them mug you? Bloody idiot

Does a seagull nabbing your chips count as mugging?

they took my oneplus 6T and i dont have insurance

Can you locate it using some sort of app?

because it was 2 against 1 and i dont want to end up in a vegetative state. also i was drunk as hell

brighton cries out for a nuke
would love to watch putin blow up the lanes and kemp town and just all of it really. wanna watch it all burn

its honestly pleb filter

I reckon I’m pretty sexy lads

Based

Just played Bully lads. Fucking good game.

espncricinfo.com/series/19487/scorecard/1197841/romania-vs-turkey-3rd-match-romania-cup-2019?fbclid=IwAR0ueMwIdT_rUpFRJ3oRi99Gf9YyMs9bFHz2WIoonmXC_HcCyiG7gCNVMPg

I bought that on PS2 on disc but never played it. You've inspired me to try it.

Criminally underrated desu

did they actually look like they were gonna beat you?

were they black

youtu.be/-OaSQeLx3qQ

Found some peak smoth autism.

Name one person who is based

good story this

*strides towards you*

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what happened mate give us the rundown

Absolute unit

one was black. one was a white total chav. either small time drug dealers from london or just total nutjobs from portslade or something

Rakeem Cornwall

anything stolen?

did you know bulgaria has one of the lowest crime rates in the worlds. the mafia rule with a fair but firm fist. the number of times i stumbled home drunk nobody even looked twice. meanwhile brighton is a crime ridden post modern disaster . it was a hip place in like the 80s but now its completely fallen to drug dealers from london, chavs from the surrounding areas, and tourists and english students

*be based*

yes obviously

>did you know bulgaria has one of the lowest crime rates in the worlds.

probably because all the bulgarians moved here so they could rob nonces in brighton desu

what did you lose mate

sorry about the whole thing just grim really

All I can add to this is that until sometime in or around the 80's folk in Dublin didn't even lock their doors, now we all have house alarms. What changed was junkies.

Yeah, that black guy or the chav obviously from Bulgaria.

>muggings werent a thing in brighton 10 years ago
>brighton is a crime ridden post modern disaster
Zoomers man. There has always been crime in Brighton, it was a real shithole before it got hip with lefties priced out of London. But its not actually Johannesburg you know? It's a very safe very boring British city with zero element of danger. Stop pretending you live in some Judge Dredd fantasy

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my dear oneplus 6t and my wallet with my bulgarian ID in it. the phone is replaceable that ID isnt and has sentimental value

there was crime always but not muggings mate. muggings are a new thing

drugs destroyed rural australia too just fucking grim

do you even live in brighton btw? I've lived around it my entire life and its genuinely one of the roughest towns in england right now. violent crime has totally spilled over from london . its way rougher than like plymouth or newcastle

>zero element of danger
AN user WAS MUGGED

Who here in the based sebgang?

Couldn’t fathom living anywhere outside of London. Fucking boring

true
but london is also fucking grim at the same time. not for me unless i was a literal millionaire. guess if youre born and grew up theres its different

for me, its arundel, this is what sussex is about. not fucking brighton

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london's a bit of a dump 2bh, less said of londoners the better

THE 15 YEAR OLD CHAV KIDS OF EAST SUSSEX HAVE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG CRICKET THREAD

'''''''''londoners'''''''' can be quite nauseating desu
they treat muggings as just a fact of life, to bemoan the state of affairs would be to admit their lives are anything less than perfect. its partly why london is in the state its in....''''''part and parcel'''......crime is well accommodated for in london

I've never been mugged or a victim of crime in the street in my life, and I've wondered the streets of Manchester drunk at 4am

probably helps I'm like 6'5" and they would probably opt for smaller nonce-looking targets like plebby b

Yeah but have you met provincial Englanders? Rather have a black neighbour than some red faced Yorkshire prick

>Australia consider M Marsh for Wade switch

nauseating when they pretend they're English, observe their disdain for English culture from their wog infested city

yeah well ive only been mugged once in my entire life , just feel like it would be more likely to happen in brighton than manchester. also dont get personal you fucking lanky nerd fuckhead

you now remember the australian who placed mitchell marsh in a world test XI

Yeah, if you got mugged it's because you look soft. I was getting smuggled into Roedean when you were still shitting in your pants, Brighton's always had a few rough edges, but only mugs and soft cases get into any trouble

mitch marsh is like gum stuck in your shoe, really hard to get out, how does he keep getting selected

curious case for you lads - there's a Tesco as well as a Sainsbury's right next to each other on the high street here. Whenever I go into Tesco it's absolutely filled to the brim with chinks. Yet when I go to Sainsburys there's none to be seen and it's a lot quieter

yeah ok you oaf maybe i do look soft, still i have lived in colombia and bulgaria and never got mugged. brighton has always had a few rough edges but its got way worse, by belittling this fact youre part of the problem

thought he was better than he was

Lads I missed you lot

awaiting erdogan's explanation for turkeys devastating loss to romania

Where had you been?

4chin mods banned all indian mobile ISPs
So i had to get a broadband just to talk about cricket with you lads

Oh yeah I saw that. What was the reason for the ban?

Porn spam on /pol/

Based.

MRFF is the most electrifying man in /cric/ entertainment ,and hes 12 years old, imagine
his depth of understanding of the corridor of uncertainty totally mogs on that of alchy locks

reckon this is quite pengers
deerhunter/beach house core

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I'm still wearing such old stuff from when I was like 6 stone heavier

fact is I wear a suit in the week for work and I'm a shut-in elsewise so it seems pointless to buy new casual stuff

mmm maybe buy some new clothes and you might want to go out ??
altho im far from a life coach

>Cornwall
what an absolute unit

rakeem should have been a fast bowler. most batsmen will shit their pants simply at the sight of him running with a ball

youtube.com/watch?v=IZIFmApDADs
deerhunter are based desu

youtube.com/watch?v=d6DH4i3U3Dw

Based sebbo

DROPPED

I'm not sebbo

doubt his knees are up to it

Aussie cricket great Shane Warne has reportedly had a noisy four-in-a-bed sex romp after his lover brought two escort girls home.

The Ashes legend is currently working in the UK as a commentator and has a home in Maida Vale, North West London.

According to The Sun, Warne’s mystery lover arrived at his home on Tuesday night with two other women — later identified as Eastern European sex workers

One onlooker told The Sun: “He was having quite a party in there and didn’t seem to give a damn who heard what was going on.

“He left the windows wide open and you could clearly hear all the noises

“Warne seemed oblivious to the racket he was making during the foursome.”

fuck I'm fat
don't know when or how all this weight got packed on lads but it's here

because you eat about 2800 calories a day

I’m excited to see Cornwall bat and shuffle his fat ass up and down the pitch

need to eat a lot more than 2800 to pack on wieght "before you know it"

start working out and hit every muscle group twice a week at the minimum to elicit maximal muscle protein synthesis

lol no you dont. eat around 3000 calories a day religiously for a month and youll end up chubby

think you'll find 3000 is actually higher than 2800 there mate

>outing yourself as a manlet

yikes

What kind of hookers would /cric/ go for?

once again I am in awe to Australia's ability to really make the most out of this tour match in order to give some match experience to the players that really needed it

asain

I remember as an 11 year old in 1999 bowling a guy out with my mediums with the first ball of the match. For whatever reason I decided to bowl a leg spinner for my 2nd ballat their teams best batsman. It was short and pitched outside off stump spining further away, but the batsman chased it and somehow chopped it on, leaving me on a hatrick with the first 2 balls of the day.

why'd you let the celebration thread die? That shit was classic