Europa League groups

Could be worse

Where is ac Milan?!

Lazio - Celtic should be nice

Going through group stage in second along with Arsenal at 1st

very nice, i like

It feels like there were more shit teams last season

Why is a team from Kazakhstan in a European competition? Just as retarded as having Azerbaijan host games and participate in Eurovision

Australia are in Eurovision and play soccer in Asia

Group F is nice.

>that sevilla group
not even Europa league 2 tier

I think they had to pull out because of FFP

Why are Wolves and Braga allowed in the same group when they're from the same country?

No bullie

Yeah but they're stuck in the middle of nowhere with no one else, unlike these countries I mentioned.

haha

>youtube tier post
yikes

>yikes
Go back to Twitch

What are you trying to say mate?

their name is top tier
sounds really mighty

oof
lot to unpack here

>Why is a team from Kazakhstan in a European competition?
all ex-USSR countries were allowed to join UEFA

That a European competition should be for Europeans only, pretty obvious what I was saying.

Can't wait for Ferencvaros vs Ludogorets

>Astana (not on map) in a map of Europe

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i come for kazah qt now

>no wolfsburg/wolves/wolfsberg group

your dad should have pulled out desu

Where is BATE Borisov and Legia Warsaw?

Qarabag will have
>will win once and draw once with Dudelange
>Draw two times with APOEL
>Lose two times with Sevilla

Screencap it

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what's wrong with you?

Shut up a leaf *sobs*

knocked out by Astana and Rangers respectively

fuck off chink, we will play wherever we want

Most of those groups are more challenging than the one Man City got in the CL.

raped by your dad apparently

do you think she'll come to the astana/untied game?
pls say yes

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What did this flag I don't know mean by this?

Based and coolpilled

No. It has to do with the geographical definition of Europe, not with being ex-Soviet. A part of Kazakhstan is technically within Europe if one takes the traditional boundaries of the continent (Ural Mountains, in this particular case) literally.

You cant even beat a 10 man Antwerp

interesting concept, so you're in opposition also to Australia being in Eurovision and the AFC?

>Apoel
>Qarabag
>Dudelange
>at the same group
is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?

9

Those games will either suck or will be greatest things ever

I can see Arsenal getting raped in Frankfurt

Why do people complain about kazacs but not russian teams?

UEFA members don't have to be geographically inside Europe though.

Can I post again?

they beat them though

everyone wants to be as close to Europe as possible

Cape Verde (pic related) wants to be part of the fucking EU lmao

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for me it is definitely DUDE LANGE

Antwerp was better until the 2nd nigger chimped out

They should be complaining about Brexit teams desu

not in 90 minutes

if you bet a team to win and it goes into extra time - the game counts as a draw.

Nothing like a Seville/Baku trip right before winter

well, wtf
I thought these 4 goals were scored in last 10 minutes

DUDE LANGE LMAO
KARA BAG

Russian teams west of the ural mountains are in Europe and should thus play in Europe.

Russian teams east of the ural mountains NEVER qualify for Europe.

With Kazakhstan only a tiny tiny sliver of the country is actually in Europe. Astana (who has qualified for Europe about 4 years in a row) is quite far away from Europe. Playing them inconveniences teams that must play a league game 3 days later.

cape verde is rightfull Portuguese clay tho, just like Madeira and Açores

>KARA BAG
KARA BOOGA

Pls no bullie

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>Cape Verde (pic related) wants to be part of the fucking EU lmao
French Guyana is an actual part of the EU.

nice horses

Game was based regardless, hadn't laughed at dumb ngubus that hard in a while.

isn't it weird that after your 1974 homo leftist revolution that 100% of your colonies became commies?

Mozambique, Angola, Guinea-Bissau, Sao Tome, Cape Verde - even the Brazilians were affected up until Jair.

Very very inconsiderate.
England were the best colonisers tbqh.

yeah France is awfully strange.
They have all their territories considered 100% France and French.

Saint Pierre and Miquelon near Canada, Saint Barthelmy in the Caribbean, French Guyana next to Brazil, New Caledonia near New Zealand. When they vote in their elections they have to have a fucking 24 hour broadcast.
Meanwhile for us it was strange when we even let Gibraltar vote in the EU referendum. Why should some ngubus 5000 miles away have a say in your country?

>They have all their territories considered 100% France and French.
that sounds based, like they respect all their citizens equally

test

Jamming out in the car listening D-Devils Dance with the Devil

Can DUDElange and LASK make the knockouts lads?

you fucking better beat APOEL

for me it's the group G

KARA BOĞA actually
Mostly the same language, btw
Both are southwestern turkic languages

Sevilla will slipped some of away games to either Qarabag or Apoel while Dudelange got cheeky points from all of them

I think it's why they also ban any mention of race in the constitution or in anything officially government related.

>Can DUDElange and LASK make the knockouts lads?
dudelange can yeah, the group is pretty open

great logo and kits. too bad they play in gibraltar tier league and are from a literal ghost town

It's QARA BUĞA in Azerbaijani

It's becuase Qabala can't play for shit in Europe, Netchi is SOCAR team and other teams are too young

Such a shame that Ararat didn't make it instead of DUDElange, Armenia - Azerbaijan games would have been kino and they would have made the knockouts

Also, fuck UEFA stadium standards and the multinational multimillion teams proposing that, I'd rather play in a farmer's field than play against a team that plays their games half the country away and the stadium is empty

Cape verde is diferent because it literally was in the same conditions as acores and Madeira when they were found: deserted. Legend has it that slave ships sunk near the coast there and so it became filled with black ppl

>Armenia - Azerbaijan
this isn't technically possible as far as I know

I would watch Ararat vs Qarabag

Yes

it isn't
neither is Russia-Ukraine
or Spain-Gibraltar in UEFA internationals

Yeah I've seen tourism clips of it and all the girls there look like QT mulattos.
Not like typical west African baboons.

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not only them, Suduva too.
so sad :(

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what if they'd meet in the final?

The ultimate shitshow

Pyunik vs Neftchi was played in Moscow

>that fuckin empty space the shape of Poland
W E L P

...

Cape Verdians hate if you consider them the same as Angolans and think themselves as superior

I think as long as they get past the group stage they'll work something out - but because Armenian teams are so shit the threat of that happening has never came up.

they are tho, fuck angolans, lazy cunts

this is what happens when you let a meme team win your league
It's fun at first but then reality settles in when the new season begins.

are they wrong though

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Its because they have more power in the EU(founding menber and all that bs) that they can do this like not respecting deficit limits

>Wolfsburg
>Wolves
>Wolfsberg

I know the first 2, but who the hell is Wolfsberg?

Old Firm derby in the knockouts would be based, but Rangers* will struggle to pick up any points in their group.

Jewish Wolfs

Cheeky Porto—Rangers 1,2

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Kispest would have done better

Firstly, it's a meme league full of meme teams, so there's no way around that.
Secondly, there's only 1 team in the whole country that's kinda serious about them Euro cups and they did a pretty good effort, considering they played all 8 games with 10 men and no strikers.
Still hurts, tho.

just give us the trophy already

>ferencváros
is that were Thomas Doll was coach?

fuck you bitch

>>Wolfsburg
>>Wolves
>>Wolfsberg
Should've played in one group with Roma.

>Lask
>Olexandriya
>Wolfsberg
First time I'm reading such names.

the money they get for getting BTFO six times probably guarantees them a bunch of Hungarian leagues in the years to come though

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>Olexandriya
Not weird.
They have made their way to the Ukrainian premier league just few years ago, in 2014.
Their stadium looks like this.

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jobbat csinál jövőre az újpest

>Wolfsburg
>Wolves
>Wolfsberg

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Is it safe to go to Roachistan, lads?

yes. he got sacked, and in the club's statement they said they want to play european football

>celtic cluj

Lmao

meh, im not sure about that. knowing them, they'll sell their good player(s) (if there are any, probably Tokmac) and replace them with deadwood and unknown foreign players

>is it safe to go to south africa
>is it safe to go to ukraine/poland
>is it safe to go to brazil
Every time

is it safe to go to canada?

Safer than London

Fuck off we're full

Is Wolfsberg like Wolfsburg but Jewish?

Of shit

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M

Its a cultural thing.
I'm not sure how someone from gib is treated in the mainland UK but we treat every people from our overseas as equals, they're just guys from another region of france. and no one has a problem with it.

How's munchingladback this season?

Disgusting weeb get off this board

>Arsenal
>Man Utd
>Roma

Fuck offff this is meant to be the Comfy Cup!

They are all right where they belong though

United to come in third in their group.

Cap this.

Would be brilliant.

They're all huger and notorious chokers.
Any team has a chance.

I'm more scared of wolves.

>no Sporting CP vs. Young Boys match
boring

Do you think they'll get their revenge, or will they get double cucked?

You now remember Steaua and Plzen were in the same situation couple of years ago.

Is Group G the group of death this year?

>Manchester United in decline for years
>AZ Alkmaar barely beat 9 man Antwerp
>a literal Asian team
Yeah I'm thinking we got this

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Looks like Sevilla will win with no problems again.

How much money did you lose betting on the win?

the age of the pacey ngubu is over
now it is time for the age of the pacey ngooku

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Who will go through :
A - Sevilla and APOEL
B - Kobenhavn and Malmo
C - Basel and Getafe
D - Rosenborg and Sporting
E - Celtic and Cluj
F- Vitoria and Arsenal
G - Porto and Feyenoord
H - CSKA and Ludogorets
I - Wolfsburg and Saint-Etienne
J - Roma and Monchengladbach
K - Bratislava and Braga
L - United and Alkmaar

another arselel vs chelshit final incoming

*gets knocked out by some shitty czech team*

Chelsea are in the CL and have second place in their group on lock

Arsenal will lose at home to Standard Liege

>press F for Suduva

>on lock
Yeah, absolutely

some of these teams are definitely the made up ones on PES

There's a Vitoria is in the way

For me it's Vitória

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For me it's Celuvaris.

Ajax was just stripped of their best players and the other team is a pile of shit that lost their best players too. Valencia first, Chelsea second.

Dammit, maybe if Espanyol still had Iglesias, Hermoso+ Rubi they would have won the title with no problems.

>His country’s election isn’t a 24 hour broadcast

based

Astana will beat MU at home screencap this

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By Tengri's will, Qarabağ, Astana and Trabzonspor will move onto the last 16.

>tfw Arsenal ManUntd Final

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it's Nursultan now. FC Nursultan

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nah senpai Chelsea and Ajax got this group easy.

Will Wolves field more portugeese than Braga?

For me, it's Rennes

based

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>Olexandria
Poor villagers, they gonna get dubbed on badly.

Dynamo on the other hand got a good group, easy first place

Why do German teams get all the tough groups, in CL as well.
Do we need to step up our bribe game next season?

They're looking alright under Rose. The attack still needs some time to gel though, and they look a bit mediocre when they have longer spells of possession. But that'll probably change when Rafael and Stindl get more minutes and when they can counter they've got a good mix of pace and physicality

Who here Group E and K chads?

You miss spelled Sporting Porto