When I find myself in times of trouble

When I find myself in times of trouble
Bossman Solskjaer comes to me
handing me my paycheck
for the week

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I DID MY TIME, AND I WANT OUT

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kek

nice

And in my hour of darkness
my dogs are sitting right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom,
give me treats

He paid my dues
Time, after time
I've done my sentence
And collected my fine
And large estates
I've bought a few
I've had the cheques ripped up in my face!
But I've pulled through!

For what is a man, what has he got
If not his cheque, then he has naught
To buy the things he truly feels
With the living that he steals
The record shows
I've been EXPOSED
And now it's paaaaayyyyyyyy daaaayyyyyy

Day after Day, Alone on the wing
The man with the massive wage is keeping perfectly still

Black people got no reason
Black people got no reason
Black people got no reason to dab

I'm your sub, wife astray
I'm on the bench while you pay
I'm in italy while you repay
You know it's sad but true

basado

CUT MY CAREER INTO PIECES
I'LL MOVE TO OLD TRAFFORD

CRAWLING IN MY BIN
THESE DOGS THEY NEED A MEAL

EXPOSITION, NO DRIBBLING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK CAUSE I STILL GOT MY BILLING

FOR THE WEEK
FOR THE WEEK
FOR THE WEEK
FOR THE WEEK
HANDING ME MY PAYCHECK
FOR THE WEEK

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It’s three o’clock on a saturday
Regular team shuffles in
There’s a Chilean man sitting next to me
Makes 50K more for a win

SOOOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE MAN IS GONNA EXPOSE ME

LISTEN ALL YOU PEOPLE COME GATHER ROUND
I GOTTA GET ME A GAME PLAN GOTTA SHAKE YOU TO THE GROUND
JUST GIVE ME WHAT I KNOW IS MINE
PEOPLE DO YOU HEAR ME JUST GIVE ME THE SIGN
IT AIN'T MUCH I'M ASKING IF YOU WANT THE TRUTH
HERE'S TO THE FUTURE FOR THE DREAMS OF YOUTH
I WANT IT ALL (GIVE IT ALL) I WANT IT ALL I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT
IT NOW
I WANT IT ALL (YES I WANT IT ALL) I WANT IT ALL (HEY)
I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW

same

Zoomers

SUEÑOZ DE NIÑEZ
CONVERTIR ALGUNA VEZ
UN CHEQUE A DINERO

I got my pay check
From that mongo Ed
It wasn't easy
But nothing iiiii-is no
Woohoo
Woohoo

Don't wanna lace my boots
I don't wanna warmup no
'Cause I'd miss you boss
And I don't want to pull a hamstring

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TRAPPED IN MANCHESTER
A LIFELESS WINGER, ALIVE
AWAITING REPRISAL
6TH WILL BE THEIR ACQUITTANCE

THE SKY IS TURNING BLUE
RETURN TO ITALY DRAWS NEAR
FALL INTO ME, THE SKY'S GOLDEN COINS
DOGGIES, WE'RE GOING ON LOAN

PIERCED FROM BELOW, THE CRITICS OF MY OUTRAGEOUS PAY
BETRAYED BY MANY, NOW MANCHESTER DRIPS ABOVE

AWAITING THE HOUR OF MY LOAN
MY TIME SLIPS AWAY

RAINING BONES
FROM MY LACERATED PAY
FEEDING OLD HUMBER
CREATING MY STRUCTURE
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BONES

The show must go ooon
Yeaaah yeaaah
The show must go ooon
Woooowooo
My bank account is swelling
While I keep on not playing
And my smile still stays on

Some folks are born made to wear the red
Oooh, United through and through
And when the fans sing "groly groly united"
Oooh, they point the jeers at you, lord

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't one of Ferguson's sons, no no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one

I GET SOME CASH
AND I WANT SOME AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FILL ME UP
I GET SOME CASH
AND I WANT SOME AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FILL ME UP
I GET SOME CASH
AND I WANT SOME AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FILL ME UP
I GET SOME CASH
AND I WANT SOME AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FILL ME UP

He grabs a dollar bill, he grabs a euro bill
He grabs a peso bill, he grabs a yuan bill
He grabs the bills that remind him of the good times
He grabs the bills that remind him of the better times

I stuck around in Manchester
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed Solskjaer and his training staff
Jesse Lingard screamed in vain

I rode the bench
Dealt with Pogba's stench
Hope I get a sub
The bonus would be good

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What a based lyrics

Excelent stuff.

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But nobody wants to sign him
They can see it's >JUST a fake
And he never gives a shit

But the fake in the pitch
Sees the paycheck going down down
And the eyes in his head
See cash spinning 'round

kek

I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY
FOUR THOUSAND HOLES IN OLD TRAFFORD, MANCHESTER

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Through the dog eye lens
of hungry Atom's eye
i can barely define
Ole's tactics tonight

And far from scoring high
in injury time
i'm spiraling down
to Inter in Serie A

IL BASATO

There are cheques that I'll remember
All my life, though some have bounced
Some were worse and some were better
Some were like, 350.000 pounds

All these cheques have their signatures
From Ole and friends, I still can recall
I used them to buy bread and my dogs some liver
In my life, I cashed them all

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I'm 31 years old you rotund spastic

pretty gud

RED SHIRT NOW BLUE MY HUNGRY DOGS
SLEEPING YOURE WALLET WHY'S IT CLOSED
CREEPING AROUND LIKE CONTRACT'S VOID
THINK YOU'RE SO CRIMINAL
MUNCHIES ON BOTH MY DOGS FOR YOU
DON'T SAY DAI DAI OR PLEASE
I GET PAID WHAT I WANT AND WHEN I'M WANTING TO
MY WAGE? SO MINIMAL

Show me how you pay that thing
The one that feeds my dogs he said
The one that makes them bark he said
And threw my check in his pocket

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beautiful

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10/10 fra

But I would take 500 cheques
And I would take 500 more

Hey now, you're the BOSS man
I need my dogs, well fed
Hey now i'm a rock star
Play my piano, get paid

Money money money
always sunny
in the richman's world

Hey boss, don't make it bad
Take a pen out and sign this letter
Remember to add a gratuity fee
Then I can start to play at Inter

Hey boss, don't be afraid
You should never have made this transfer
But the minute you forget a single cent
Then you'll begin to see my lawyer

And anytime you feel the pain
Hey boss, refrain
Don't carry my wage upon your shoulder
For well you know that it's a dunce
Who forgets my bunce
And lets my dogs die of hunger
Na-na-na, na, na
Na-na-na, na

>this thread is still up
Kek

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey HEY boss man
Oh, Ah,
I wanna knooooooooow
Have you sent my cheque?

This is the end
Beautiful boss
The end
This is the end
My only boss
The end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of that 2-1 at Watford, the end
No 4-2-3-1 wide, the end
I'll never take a cheque from you again

Can you picture what will be?
Financial insolvency
Desperately in need
Of some padrone's hand
In a desperate land

Lost in a Lombard wilderness of pain
And all the dogs are insane
All the dogs are insane
Waiting for the Chilean airplane

Drag off your curtain rail from the dressing room
Kick out your Indian fans from the stand
Run up Old Trafford stairs into rooms
Flip the mattress and search for the cash
Make boss look down the barrel of a mash
It's not worth your life, just cough up the scratch
It's too late to lock up the latch
I can smell the crow, just pull out the batch
I'm not here to score just relax
And cuddle with my dogs, just pull out the bags

ob la di
ob la di
pay my salaray brah

This is beautiful

Boss man pay me now,
cause I`m going toooo... score very soon ..
nothing is real,
and nothing to get hung about
I`ll score very soon forever

Playing ain`t easy with Ngubu and crew
misplaced passes is all you see
it`s getting hard to claim that one day
it`ll all work out
but it doesn`t matter much to me

Boss man pay me now
cause I`m going to, score very soon..
money ain`t real
and nothing to get hung about
I`ll score very soooon, forever

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BUFFALOOOOO SOLSKJAAAAAER

>5
These are based.

WILL YOU STILL PAY ME?
WILL YOU STILL PLAY ME?
WHEN I'M 34

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you have a nice accent

underrated

Excellent stuff.

based duckduckgo user

Basedo-kun

BACK IN (BLUE AND) BLACK
I GOT THE SACK
I'VE BEEN TOO LONG I'M GLAD TO BE BACK
YES, I'M LET LOOSE
FROM SOLSKJAER'S NOOSE
THAT'S KEPT ME HANGING ABOUT
I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE PAYCHECK
CAUSE IT'S GETTIN' ME HIGH

Yesterday, all my wages seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in payment day

Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be
There's still some expectations hanging over me
Oh, payment day came suddenly

Why Ed had to go to the pawn shop, I don't know he wouldn't say
I said something wrong, now I long for payment day

Yesterday, football was such an easy game to play
Now I need a bench to hide away
Oh, I believe in payment day

Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

haha this is great; one of the best ones yet, well done Pukki poster

THE CONTRACT IS SIGNED
I HAVE NO REMORSE
HELP ME FEED MY DOGS
HELP ME WHILE I'M
IN THE RESERVES, PLAYING NEVER
NO CHECK EVER LASTS FOREVER
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SCAM WOODWARD

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kek

goddammit it's super difficult to sing the wrong words
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best one itt and it's not even close

brilliant

I SEE A RED SHIRT AND I WANT IT BLUE AND BLACK
NO PAY DAYS ANYMORE I WANT MY MONEY BACK
I SEE FANS TURN THEIR HEADS AND QUICKLY LOOK AWAY
LIKE MY DEPRESSION IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY GAME

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IM A SICK FUCK
I LIKE A QUICK BUCK
IM A SICK FUCK
I LIKE A QUICK BUCK

OLES SUCH A FUCKING HO
I LOVE IT
OLES SUCH A FUCKING HO
I LOVE IT

I JUST PULLED UP ON THAT BENCH
AND MY DOGS THEY WONT STOP WOOFIN'
JUST CASHED MY WEEKY CHEQUE
AND IM GONNA FEED 'EM MUFFINS
NOW THAT OLES AT THE WHEEL
THIS TEAM IT WONT WIN NOTHIN

IM A SICK FUCK
I LIKE A QUICK BUCK
IM A SICK FUCK
I LIKE A QUICK BUCK

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imagine paying a dude 400k a week to play for a different club

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Yeah they sniffin' and sniffin' and sniffin' and sniffin'
They sniffin'' on me, woof
I been movin' calm, don't start no trouble with me
Tryna keep it peaceful is a struggle for me
Don't pull up at 6 AM to cuddle with me
You know how I like it when you barkin' on me
I don't wanna die for them to miss me
Yes I see the things that they wishin' on me
Hope I got some bosses that are payin' me
They gon' tell the story, shit was different with me
Dog's plan, Dog's plan

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>BOSS thread
>Fortunate Son starts playing

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Today was gonna be the day
That you were finally gonna get a game
By now you should have somehow
Faked an injury and pulled up lame

I don't believe that any winger
Feels the way you do
About your dogs

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creative genius from the Italian

ED BABY
YOURE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT PAYS ME
AND AFTER ALL
I DONT PLAY AT ALL

kek

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IN THE HEART OF LANCASHIRE

favourites

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Amazing!

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Pay me a check, you're the bossy ED
Pay me a check tonight
Well, I am in the mood for a massive wage
And you've got me feelin' alright

bark on, bark on
with cheques in your bank
and ill never feed my dogs
ill neeeeeeever feed my dogs...

t. 30 year old zoomer

>tfw your post gets ignored
Just like real life...

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(I want my... I want my free money)

Now look at them Ngubu's that's not the way you do it
misplaced passes on the wide line
That ain't workin that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and my checks for free.

Now that ain't workin' have to bench myself that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya boss ain't dumb
Maybe i will get a blister on my little finger
Maybe get a blister on my thumb.

We gotta install new benches and custom dog parks
We gotta move these chevrolet seats

I shoulda learned to play the counter attack
I shoulda learned to play them defense
Look at that Pogba got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun

And he's up there, what's that? monkey noises?
yapping at the referee like a chimpanzee
Oh that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your checks for free.

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sorry m8 didn't know the song

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Basado

im benched 9 to 5
For my service and devotion
You would think that I
deserve a fat promotion

Tumble out of bed
And stumble to the bench
Pour myself a cup of mate
turn up for training? BOSS im gonna be late

im benched' 9 to 5
What a way to make a living
Barely getting by
It's all takin' and no giving
Ole's lost his mind
fans never give you credit
It's enough to drive you
Crazy if you let it

kek

Oh, Ed can you Pay by the dawn's early light
Who so proudly Mou bought at United's last gleaming?
Whose broad strides and bright shots through the perilous match,
at Old Trafford we watched were so gallantly diving?
And Alexis's red kit, the boos blaring at shit(play),
Gave proof through the match that his fee was still there.
Oh, say does that over-paid player yet stay
On the bench of the rich and the home of the paid?

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underrated

Sitting in the morning sun
I'll be sitting when the evening comes
Watching the cash roll in
United lost away again

i left my home in chile
headed for a big fat wage
now my careers over
but somehow i still get paid

I'm sitting on the dock of the bench
Watching the team lose away
I'm sitting on the dock of the bench
Wasting cash

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How many bucks do I make in a week?
Before I score a single goal?
Yes and how many dogs do I need to feed?
Before I'm cut from your payroll?
The answer, my boss, is written on my check
The answer is written on my check

Frankly, Mr. Solskjær, this position I've held
It pays my way, and it corrodes my soul
I want to leave, you will not miss me
I want to go down in footballing history
Frankly, Mr. Solskjær, I'm a sickening wreck
I've got three hungry dogs breathing down my neck
I must move fast, you understand me
I want to go down in Serie A history, Mr. Solskjær
Cash, cash, fatal cash
It can play hideous tricks on the brain
But still I'd rather be well paid
Than starting or scoring
Any day, any day, any day
But sometimes I feel more fulfilled
Sitting on the bench with Anthony Martial
I want to live and I want to love
I want to cash cheques that I should be ashamed of
Frankly, Mr. Solskjær, this position I've held
It pays my way and it corrodes my soul
Oh, I didn't realise you devised tactics
I didn't realise you devised such bloody awful tactics, Mr. Solskjær
Frankly, Mr. Solskjær, since you ask
You are a flatulent pain in the ass
I do not mean to be so rude
Still, I must speak frankly, Mr. Solskjær
Oh, give us your money

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Amazing work

Every penalty you take
Every dribble you make
Every attack you break
Every piss you take
I'll be paying you

Every single day
Every "boss" you say
Every game you "play"
Every night you stay
I'll be paying you

Oh can't you see
You're contracted to me
My poor heart aches
With every pay you take

Every salary you make
Every promise you break
Every injury you fake
Every dog you stake
I'll be paying you

Since I've been here I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see you displaced
I look around but it's you I can't replace
I feel so cold and I long for your move anyplace
I keep crying baby, baby, please

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All the dog food you wasted
All the matches you've played
Then it all crashes down
And you injury your ACL
And you point your finger but there's no boss around
Just want one thing
Just to play the winger
But the Old Trafford crumbled and you're left with just a name
Where's my payment , boss Solskjær?

Amazing 10/10 would buy your album.

>city of rashford

I KEEP MISSING THE GOALS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I've done did a lot of shit just to live this here lifestyle
We came straight from the bottom, to the top, my lifestyle
Niggas livin' life like beginners
And this is only the beginnin'
I'm on the top of United
Puffin' on bench and niggas still beginnin'

I do it for my Atom, I do it for my Humber
Them long nights, I swear to God I do it for the come up
And well I be beating on my chest, in the jungle, aye
Money on money, I got commas in every bank
Sunday through Monday I've been grindin' with no sleep
Talkin' 'bout takin' somethin' from me, like no way
Gunnar Gunnar, that's my brother, brother
You don't want no trouble trouble or you can get these fists, knuckle knuckle

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lads is this where I can talk about my depression and anxiety?

Here, attention whore tripfag, have a,
> {YOU}

Based spaghetti man. You have a great voice

Ok, this is fucking amazing, bravo dear user, bravo.

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When the transfer got done,
It seemed that life was so wonderful.
And all the bonus and fees, I'd be living so happily
Fans would be joyfully watching me
But then they sent me away, to learn how to play for van gaal
Logical, oh sensible, predictable
But then they they promised a check that would be so dependable
Oh unbelievable, criminal

There are times, when both dogs are asleep
The questions run so deep
For such an EXPOSED man.
Won't you please, won't you send me what I've earned?
I know it sounds absurd
Please send me 300 graaaand

sticky when

Excellent

>van gaal
um, Sanchez was a Mourinho signing

Yes I realised I fucked that up after the fact. Damn. Alternative line
>But then they sent me away, so different from Arsenal

Hey there Ed Woodward
What's it like in Manchester City
I'm a thousand miles away from you
But damn the cheques plays pretty
Yes, they do
Solskjaer cant can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Ed Woodward
Don't you worry bout the distance
My dogs are here if I got lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh, it's what you're paying meeeee
Oh, it's what you're paying meeeee
Oh, it's what you're paying meeeee
Oh, it's what you're paying meeeee
What you're paying me

Hey there Ed Woodward
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, boss
Someday you'll pay the bills with your card
I'll have it good
I'll have the life I knew I would
My word is good

Hey there Ed Woodward
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your cash away
I'd write it all
Even more in debt to me, you'd fall
I'd have it all

Oh, it's what you're paying meeeee
Oh, it's what you're paying meeeee
Oh, it's what you're paying meeeee
Oh, it's what you're paying meeeee
What you're paying me

Inter Milan seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Prem teams would all make fun of us
And I'll just laugh along because I know
That none of them are getting paid this way
Ed Woodward, I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Ed Woodward
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with this
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
I can do whatever I want to
Hey there Ed Woodward here's to you
This one's for you

Oh, it's what you're paying meeeee
Oh, it's what you're paying meeeee
Oh, it's what you're paying meeeee
Oh, it's what you're paying meeeee
What you're paying me

You rock

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fucked up a few words but this was hard

kek

how can one italian man be so based?

When you pay me bossy
I fuck up my play
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
All the cash you give to me
And everything you pay
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
I slip and slide all around the pitch
And I just can't seem to get enough dough

Based pasta nigger

Sanchez might be the smartest footballer of all time.

He's getting the Manchester United wages without having to live in Manchester.

>tf
>tp

based thread

Post of the year

Absolutely based.

Someone should compile the songs into an Absolute Yea Forums Hits Autumn 2019

Mourinho, ma beau
These are words that go together well,
My capo

Mourinho, ma beau
Las palabras que van bien juntas
Bien juntas
I love you, I love you, I love you
That's all I want to say
Because you got my pay
I will say the only words I know that you'll understand

Solskjaer, ma star
Las palabras que van bien juntas
Bien juntas
I need it, I need it, I need it
I need to make you see
What the pay means to me
Until I do, I'm hoping you will maintain my fee
(I love you)

I want it, I want it, I want it
I think you know by now
I'll get to you somehow
Until I do, I'm telling you so you'll understand

Woodward, you're so good
Las palabras que van bien juntas
Bien juntas
And I will say the only words I know that you'll understand
My bossman
(Original lyrics for
>Las palabras que van bien juntas
>Bien juntas
were
>Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
>Tres bien ensemble
I gave it a go to translate it into Spanish, and had to edit the translation to fit the rhythm. If anyone can do better, post a better version)

Literally only had to change the name

Italian dude has turned a fun thread into a solid gold thread.

It's six o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an american being fat next to me
Making love to his walmart and gun

He says, "Italianon, can you play me a memory?
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a slimmer man's clothes."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the Italian man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

Got a good reason
For taking the easy way out
Got a good reason
For taking the easy way out now
He was a pay tipper
Four year contract, yeah
It took me so long to get out
And I got out

He's a big teaser
He let the window shut, yeah
He's a big teaser
I was stuck in a right rut, yeah
He was a pay tipper
Five-hundred K a week, yeah
It took me so long to get loaned out
I got loaned out

Tried to please them
He picked Martial over me, yeah
Tried to please them
Saved on appearance fees, yeah
He was a pay tipper
Cheque on Sundays, yeah
It took me so long to get out
And I got out

Genuinely made me smile. Allah bless you based signing spaghetti man

no politics sorry, this is a Yea Forums and /boss/ thread

I remember when
I remember, I remember when I lost my pace
There was something so pleasant about that place
Even your opponents have a chance in so much space

And when you're out there, without care
Yeah I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I wasn't paid enough
It was just too tough

Does that make me lazy?
Should you have paid me?
Was Jose acting crazy?
Possibly

And I hope that you see I'm having the time of my life
But Inter think twice
That's my only advice

Bossman singing in the dead of night
Take this broken pen and learn to write
All my life
I was only waiting for this cheque to be signed

Bossman singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All my life
I was only waiting for a suitable fee

Bossman sign, Bossman sign
To the accounts of my two canines

Bossman sign, Bossman sign
To the accounts of my two canines

Bossman singing in the dead of night
Take this broken pen and learn to write
All my life
I was only waiting for this cheque to be signed
I was only waiting for this cheque to be signed
I was only waiting for this cheque to be signed

Posting in BASED ITALIAN thread

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Sometimes I feel
Like I don't have a Bossman
Sometimes I feel
Like I have no cash
Is the city I live in
The city of Woodward
Lonely as I am
Together we cry

I drive on his streets
'Cause he pays my wages
I walk both his dogs
'Cause he knows who I am
He sees my good deeds
And he gives me a paycheck
I never worry
Now give me some pie

I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me to Subway
I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me to Subway (yeah yeah)

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this is the thread

This one is the best

vocaroo.com/i/s1bIy9NoqEQV

not feeling great today but gave it a try

feel better soon Italian user

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL BASED

>Saved on appearance fees, yeah
kek

kek

vocaroo.com/i/s10e9jQgTpjo

Based and redpilled

Beautiful

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Based mario, simply based

r thou singel?

i cried

Ah, look at all the heavy wages
Ah, look at all the heavy wages

Manchester United,
Picks up the price at the Emirates of a Chillean has been
Lives in a dream
End of the window
Leaving a cheque that they keep for a hack on the bench
Who is it for?

All the heavy wages
Where do they all come from?
All the heavy wages
To whom do they all belong?

Father Woodward
Writing the terms of a contract that no one will sign
No one comes near
Look at him writing
Paying the wages in the field when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the heavy wages
Where do they all come from?
All the heavy wages
To whom do they all belong?

Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Olek Solksjaer
Died on the team and was buried along with his carrier
Nobody came
Alexis Sanchez
Paying his dogs from his hands as he collects his wage
No one was saved

All the heavy wages (ah, look at all the heavy wages)
Where do they all come from?
All the heavy wages (ah, look at all the heavy wages)
To whom do they all belong?

He says "Son, you realise they want to sell me?
But t I made sure that Woodward knows
that my dog needs his treats while I sit on my seat
and there's nowhere that I will go

Nice dude.

For a long time my BOSSman i've waiteeed
For that paycheck you always gave meee
Now at last all my fond hopes have banisheeed
For they say i'm being loaned to milaaan

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To the town of Manchester rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had two dogs beside his hip,
Two dogs beside his hip

I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man in Manchester
And while the news was rather sad
I just had to laugh
I saw how much cash.

He blew his cash all on dog food
He didn't notice that his stats had changed
A crowd of customers sat and booed
They'd seen his face before
But nobody was really sure if he'd ever play again at all

There's a Chilean who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And he's buying a stairway to heaven
When he gets there he knows
If other clubs all say no
With a Woodward he can get what he came for

I approve of this thread

well thank fuck we have your endorsement

Very based.

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This. Was about to delete this (am a janitor and a redditor also) but this guy changed my mnind.

this thread is some ledditshit, cant endorse it.

What is happening in this webm? Is she trying to focus on chewing gum?

The bossmans gone halved up my dough and lent me to the San Siro.

Blazing on 500k a week,

And I can't take my dogs, they haven't got any of their shots.
Blazing on 500k a week.
Save me, save me, save me from these fees. I've got a big fat BOSSman trying to loan meeeee

And I've love to live so pleasantly, live this life of luxury, playing in the itaaallliaaaannn leaaaagggggueeeee, in the serie A.

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he*

Nice

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absolutely based

[Ed Woodward]
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But he hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
He's coming in, 12:30 flight
The plane's moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say
"Hurry Boss, he's waiting there for you"

[Sanchez]
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that £500k or more won't ever do
I'm getting paid down in Italia
Gonna take some time to do the things i never did

[Ed Woodward]
His two dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside
Frightened of this thing that I've become

[Sanchez]
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a £100k or more could ever do
I'm getting paid down in Italia
Gonna take some time to do the things i never did

Yea Forums honestly needs more italians

Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
Today is another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your boss. OK?

Time to pay (time to pay)
Pay me now (pay me now)
I'll be back
In a week or two

So needless to say
I'm on the bench
But I'll be stumbling away
Bossman' still paying me 500k
Boss, listen me
"Pay me now or you'll be sorry"

Time to pay (time to pay)
Pay me now (pay me now)
I'll be back
In a week or two

checked and confirmed by trips

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In Old Trafford, there is a player sitting on the bench
Of a has-been club that is beginning to blow,
And all the managers come and go,
Stop and say, "Hello."

On the corner is a Frenchman with an attitude
And little children laugh at him behind his back
And the Frenchman never starts attacks
When his team's in pain, very strange

Old Trafford is in my ears and in my eyes,
There beneath the dark Mancunian skies,
I sit upon the bench

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME MY BOSS WAS GONNA ROLL ME
A WAD OF CASH WHILE I'M IN THE SHEDS
HE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH A FINGER AND A THUMB GETTING ANOTHER CHEQUE FROM HIS POCKET

give this man a premium account

Based as fuck
Never stop posting

This is too good man holy kek

based pizza man
Upload this shit on youtube

Great thread

dude I sang that but the lyrics come from another italian poster

>vocaroo.com/i/s1Gj5HRU5tS2
based

SITTING ON MILAN'S BENCH
Eyeing big ass checks with bad intent
Shots going into the stands
Greedy fingers smearing Inter clothes

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sing some more

Don't let me down, don't let me down
Don't let me down, don't let me down

Nobody ever paid me like he does
Oh, he does, yeah, he does
And if somebody paid me like he do me,
Oh, he doe me, yes, he does

Don't let me down, don't let me down
Don't let me down, don't let me down

I'm in love for the first time
With two dogs it's unsurpassed
It's a love that lasts forever,
It's a love that had no past

When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who takes a cheque from you
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be buying food for doggos 1 and 2
If I get played, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who flopped here at man u
And if I get loaned, hey, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be flying first class to san siroo

But I would get five hundred k
And I would get five hundred more
Just to be the man who got a thousand k
To benchwarm for a week or two

JA JA JA JA (JA JA JA JA)

kek

when i get older
i will be stronger
they'll call me freedom
just like a wavin flag
and then it goes back
and then it goes back
ahhho ahhho ahhho
born to a throne
stronger than rome
but violent prone
poor people zone
but its my home

Someone should write one with Money for Nothing

Amaaaaaziiiing Ed
How sweet the sound
That paid a wretch like me
And I was lost
But now I'm found
Was poor
But now I'm riiich

Someone already did, but it wasn't very good.

And you may find yourself
Getting some tabloid flack
And you may find yourself
Goal tallies are going downward
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large olemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With 2 beautiful dogs
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?

Letting matchdays go by, let BOSS bring me cheques, he frowns
Letting matchdays go by, woodward seething underground
With Romelu again after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, woodward seething underground

REDDIT
REDDIT
REDDIT

>she

absolutely based

Based slayerposter

Favorite song famalam

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it's aubrey plaza. she's just very weird

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SAME AS IT EVER WAS

THREAD OF THE YEAR

OH YES WAIT A MINUTE MR BOSSMAN

It’s nine o’clock on a matchday
The first team shuffles in
There’s a young ngubu sittng next to me
He’ll probably make it in

I say ‘Son can you play me a pass up there?’
I’m not really sure how it goes
But its sad and its sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore Arsenal’s clothes

Pay me my wage you’re the BOSS man
Pay me my wage tonight
Cause we’re all in the mood for some dog food
And you’ve got us feeling alright

I miss the old Sanchez
Straight from the go Sanchez
Fast on the wing Sanchez
scoring some goals Sanchez
I hate the new Sanchez
the bad mood Sanchez
the always benched Sanchez
I need dog food Sanchez
I miss the sweet Sanchez
expose Messi Sanchez
I gotta say ath that time
I'd like to meet Sanchez
See I invented Sanchez
it wasn't any Sanchez
And now I look around
And there's so many Sanchez
I used to love Sanchez
I used to love Sanchez
I even had the arsenal shirt, I thought I was Sanchez
What if Sanchez made a song about Sanchez
Called "I miss the old Sanchez"
man that' be so Sanchez
that's all it was Sanchez
we still love Sanchez
and I love you like Sanchez loves Sanchez

Brilliant!

oh bossman
you made me get paid for not playing
then you sent me away oh bossman
i'm in italy but you're still paying
a weekly 300k
oh bossman

You say you never saw this coming well you're not alone
500k renovations to a happy home
Ed says he gave me the best years of his life
I saw a recent picture of him I guess he was right

I wake up, accessing the bank account
Checking Yea Forums catalogue
Pictures of me sat smirking on the bench
But I'm thinking of my dogs

Underrated

ITT: people samefagging with "underrated" because no-one got their convoluted lyrics

overrated

>REDDIT
>REDDIT
>REDDIT

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Well, I went to the bossman
I said I'm feeling kind of rough
"Let me break it to you son
Your paycheck's fucked up."
I said, "My paycheck's fucked up?
Well, I don't see how."
He said, "The sitting in the bench-
It won't work now."

I had a dream
Ah, shucks, oh, well
Now it's all fucked up
It's shot to Milan

Yeah, yeah, my paycheck's fucked up
It has to happen to the best of us
The poor dogs suffer like the rest of us
It'll happen to you

That amazing grace
Sort of passed you by
You wake up every day
And you start to cry
Yeah, you want to die
But you just can't quit
Let me break it on down:
It's the fucked up wage

BOSSMAN, IM POOR
GOT BENCHED ONCE MORE

1
I NEED MORE MONEY
2
I NEED MORE MONEY
3
I NEED MORE MONEY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LET THE BOSSMAN HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BOSSMAN HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BOSSMAN HIT THE FLOOR
MR BOSMAN PAY ME MOREEEEEEE

I need to start hanging out in euro threads more. I for one welcome our italian overlords

hold up wait it minute mr boss man
wa a a age mr bossman

oh mr bossman, dogs aint free
oh yeah
even on loan youre still paying for me
oh mr bossman, lighten my mood
cant you see that humber needs food

Beautiful

great one

nice

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come gather round people, wherever you roam
and admit that the money i'm given should grow
and accept it that soon i'll be sent out on loan
and my wage is actually a bargain
and I'd better get paid or you'll hear me moan
cos my dogs, they are-a starvin'

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Wake up (wake up)
Grab the BOSS and wait until he pays up (pays up)
Hide the cash to fade away the shake up (hide tha cash to fade away the)
Why'd you leave the dogs under the table?
Here you go create another fable
(you wanted to)
Grab the BOSS and wait until he pays up (you wanted to)
Hide the cash to fade away the shake up (you wanted to)
Why'd you leave the dogs under the table?
(you wanted to)

I don't think you trust in my choice of the food I buy, I cry, cause Humber deserves to dine

GUNNAR
GUNNAR
GUNNAR
GUNNAR
Gunnar into your hands I commend my paycheck
Gunnar into your hands why have you forsaken me, in your heart forsaken me, in your mind forsaken me, in your eyes forsaken meeee

Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name... BOSS....
and it feels like home!

when you call my name, ill pick up the cheque
im down on my knees, i want to take you there, Milano.
In the midnight hour i can feel your power, the power of the cheque!
just like a prayer, you know i'll pay you Alexis, my dear boy.

Way to ruin it with anime you subhuman piece of shit.

I thought I had it all together
But I was led astray
Straight to Serie A

youtube.com/watch?v=zSCZyc7IiLA

>indian
Calling anyone else subhuman. Ugh you are such a faggot

mr bossman
bring me my pay
(ching ching ching ching)
i'm gonna need about 500k
(ching ching ching ching ching)
so i can buy the finest dog food for rover
(ching ching ching ching)
despite my career being practically over
bossman
give me that cheque
(ching ching ching ching)
got a loyalty bonus to collect
(ching ching ching ching)
even though i don't actually playyyy
mr bossman bring me my pay

I hear the whistle blowing
The cheering from the fans
And I ain't seen playing time
Since I don't know when
I'm stuck on the bench
And time keeps draggin' on
But the cash keeps a coming
Coming all along

When I was just a baby
My Mama told me: "Son,
Never worry too much
And always play for fun"
But now I sit here
And watch the money pile
When I hear that whistle blowin'
I turn around and smile

WANNA BE A
FOOT BALLER
BOSS CALLER
20 INCH CHAINS
ON THE DOG COLLARS
BALLER GETTING PAID TONIGHT
SHOT PULLED WIDE GETTIN STOPPED BY VAN DIJK

SO I WENT TO SERIE A
MAKIN MONEY THE FLY WAY
BUT THERES GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY
TO NEVER PLAY NEVER PLAY YEAAAAA

Could Yea Forums win Eurovision song contest?

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took me a while to realise what song this was.

underrated, kek

another underrated one

Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of Manchester
There lived a young boy named Alexis Sanchez
And one day his coach fielded another guy
Hit young Alexis in the eye
Alexis didn't like that
He said, "I'm gonna get that dough"

Dear Boss,

This will be the last message I'll ever send your ass
Its been 6 hours and still no cheque, I dont deserve it?!
I know you wrote my last 2 cheques, I got the money of them perfect
So this is my loan request, I hope you grant it
Im with my dogs right now, earning 90 on a weekday
Hey boss, I just crossed the area
Dare me to dive?

The best by far. Honestly brillaint.

If everybody made 200
Pounds a week like me
Then everybody'd be sitting
On the bench like me
You'd see them wearing their tracksuits
Can't go to training today
I need a brand new sports car
'Hey boss, where's my pay?"

underrated and based

He said “Coach can you play me at right wing”
I’m not really sure where to go
But I was quick on my feet and I could score three when I wore the French bossman’s clothes

at least play a guitar, brother. ukulele is for talentless college grills. Hilarious thread though

3,5,0 stand real fine
that's what they call my weekly dime
bossman give it to me one more time
get paid, get paid, get paid, get paid
to milaaaaaaaaaaan, to bench
till the cash runs down my balls
till all these customers crawl
ah cash cash cash cash cash, ah cash cash motherfucker

lmao

>tfw thought mine was good but not shameless enough to give myself a (You)

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I seem to recognize your face
Haunting familiar, yet I can't seem to place it
Cannot find the bonus or wage, you promised me
Bossman is catching up with me
All these transfers taking place
I wish I'd seen my dogs but no one's ever taken me

Wage and pay they fade, fade away
Wage and pay they fade, fade away

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good numbers too
HH

1488 to you too, my brother

Fucking idiots

bros I never knew Italians were this based

na na na nanana
na na nanana na na
Pay me my wage you’re the boss man
Pay me a wage tonight
Yes, me dogs in the mood for a puppy treat
And you didn’t play me tonight

Match 1
Make sure the payment comes through
2
Just let me stay at Man U
3
Boss, don't you dare tell me
that it's goals you expect to see
and 4
Repeat steps 1 through 3
5
Even when I'm in Italy

And If ever you believe the work is done, then you start back at 1

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Yes Jose Mourinho’s is a manager
Paid him his wage daily
But he’s quickly a joke, and he probably smokes
Like there’s some place that he’d rather be

favorite itt

He said “Alexis I believe this is killing me
As the smile ran away from his face
“And I’m sure my girl fucked a movie star
“But she has my exact face”

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Now Jannies is a hot pocket consumer
Who never had time for a life
And he’s talking to mommy
Who buys his salami and probably will his whole life

And the autist is practicing politics
And the shitposter really seems stoned
Yes they’re sharing a feeling called loneliness
But it’s better than watching alone

It’s a pretty good crowd for a saturday
Solksjar give me a smile
Cause he knows it’s not me that they’ve come to see
And he puts me on loan fir a while

kek

My paycheck brings all the dogs to the yard
And theyre like ”great deal woodward
Damn right ”great deal Woodward”
I could teach you but i’d have to charge

kek

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naisu

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Had a good laugh lads. Thanks.

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Fuck this is so good. The lyrics barely change

top quality

Excellent

>Oh, I didn't realise you devised tactics
>I didn't realise you devised such bloody awful tactics

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blessed thread

TRUSSSSST IN MY SELF RIGHTEOUS BANK ACCOUNT

Now the BOSSMAN came in, stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said "Alexis your getting the sack"
And Alexis said "BOSS it's only a setback,
And I'll be better, I'll be better BOSS as soon as I am able"

>And all the managers come and go,
Stop and say, "Hello."

kek'd hard

I was playing for the Manchester Dabbing Devils
I was staring at my empty goal account
I was thinking that the gaffa wasn't lyin'
All the misspent money in Manchester
I'm gonna spend it up

And if United slides into midtable
Like the pundits and podcasts say it will
I predict this stadium will be standing until they pay my bill

Don't the fans look angry in the stands
Don't the dogs have overfilled bowls
Don't you feel like launching a fashion brand
Heaven help the one whose sold

top quality thread, lads

i feel you senpai

The trade was made
The treaty signed
I was not dropped
I crossed the line

I was not dropped
Though many tried
I live among Inter
Well disguised

I had to leave
My dogs behind
I shanked some kicks
You'll never find

The story's told
With facts and lies
I have a wage but....
Nevermind

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So Alexis Sanchez
Sat down on his bench
Only to find Woodward's paycheck

>I FOCUS ON THE PAY
>THE ONLY THING THATS REAL

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top, top kek

Crawling out of the dog cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all
It started out with a piano, how did it end up like this?
It was only a piano, it was a only a piano
Now I'm falling asleep on the bench And Woodward is calling a cab
While Solskjær is having a smoke
And Pogba is doing the dab
Now JLingz is going on the pitch
And my dogs' stomachs are sick
And it's all in my head
But Ole is touching Jlingz now
He takes off his jogging dress now
Let me go

BUT IT'S JUST THE PRICE I PAY
Wageday is calling me!
Open up my greedy eyes
'Cause I'm Mr BOSSside

dude you have to keep the same amount of syllables of the original song for each verse

blessed thread

One, two, three, four, one, two

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Cause you're the bossman, yeah, you're the bossman

Should 500k appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cause you're the bossman, yeahh, you're the bossman

If you sign Dybala, I'll take his seat
If you boost Pogba, I'll take his tweets
If you play J-Lingz, I'll buy some treats
If you come in 6th, my dog still eat

BOSSMAN!

Don't ask me what I want it for
(Ah ah, Mr. Solskjaer)
Don't forget my tip when I score
(Ah ah, Mr. Ed)
Cause you're the bossman, yeahhh, you're the bossman
And I'm working for no one but you

You are bad at this

Bravo

Based and George Harrison pilled

>Behind the wheel of a large olemobile
lel

Beautiful

This is why I will always prefer Italians to Spanish, Portugese, French and Greek people. They just have that magic spark in the midst of the chaos.

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I've got my red shirt on tonight
Sitting on the bench in the warm limelight
Done my dogs up real big, beauty queen style
My shoes are off, I'm feeling alive

Oh my God, I feel it in the air
Telephone wires above
Are sizzlin' like a snare
Honey I'm on fire, I feel it everywhere
Nothin' scares me anymore

Pay me off before you go,
Summertime Solskjaer
I just wanted you to know
That bossman, you're the best

Still needs a little work but the beginning is there.

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IM FOREVER BLOWING MAN U’s BUDGET
FINANCES ALL UP IN THE AIR
THE WAGE IS SO HIGH
ITS NEARLY TOUCHES THE SKY
BUT UNLIKE MY CAREER
THEY WONT FADE AND DIE
FORTUNES NEVER HIDING
ITS ALWAYS PAYDAY SOMEWHERE

AND IM FOREVER BLOWING MAN UTDS BUGDET
FINANCES IN THE AIR

SANCHEZ
(dun dun dun)
SANCHEZ
(dun dun dun)
SANCHEZ
(dun dun dun)

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the bossman, yeah, I'm the bossman

Should 500k appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the bossman, yeah, I'm the bossman

If you feed my dogs, I'll cash the cheque
If you try to bench, the locker room I'll wreck
If you send on loan, the wage is blown
If you change the boss, I'll charge a cost
Don't ask me what I want it for
(Haha, Mr. Woodward)
If you don't want to pay some more
(Haha, Mr. Solskjaer)

Cause I'm the bossman and you're working for no one but me

unbelievable I'had never heard this song before
Still I must speak frankly, mr user, it's fucking good

tried a quick cover
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One, two, three four five
That's the goals that I contribute to our side.
But boss, I can be your top benchwarmer.
The boys say they wanna win not lose
But they won't if I'm on corners.
Then boss pays for my retreat
All expenses cover'd cause my flight ain't cheap.

I like Roma, Parma, Juve and Inter
It doesn't even matter since I'll be back in Winter.
I am coming back just to beg you, my boss.
I really needa be paid for this sport.
I won't even try, it's all good if you pay up
and support all my pups.

A little bit of Mourinho in my life
A little bit of Woodward by my side
A little bit of money is what I need
A little bit of football is what you'll see
A little bit of tanning in the sun
A little bit of "BOSS!" all night long
A little bit of "hello, here I am"
Is enough to get you paid as United Man.

This job don't pay much
I'm fast to get my way
BOSS

I dressed up in Inter's clothes
Now fly me far...
Away...
Away...
Away...

It feels good to know I'm paid
Now fly me far...
Away...
Away...
Away...

Pay me...
I don't care how just pay...
Pay me...
I don't care how just pay...
Pay me...
I don't care how just pay...
Pay me...
I don't care

BOSS
Pay me...
I DON'T CARE HOW JUST PAY
Pay me...
I DON'T CARE HOW JUST PAY
Pay me...
I DON'T CARE HOW JUUUUST
PAAAYYYY

Punctured football
On a touchline desolate
Will Woodward make a fool of him yet?

I'm in this supercar
This benched man

Why pamper my two dogs? You see
With their stomachs both growling I can't sleep

I would score goals tonight
But I haven't got a cent to spare
Romelu, it's gruesome that someone so needy despairs

Ah! You cashed-up Essex boy
You never knew your place
You said, "Return your pay"
And now you're sending me away
And now you're sending me away...

I would sub on tonight
But I haven't got a cent to spare
My mans said it's gruesome that someone so wealthy don't care

Na na na na na na na
This benched man...

Hey Mr Bossman, pay my wage for me
My dogs are hungry and there ain't no goals I'm scoring
Hey Mr Bossman, write a cheque to me
Cos then Pogba, Fred, and Rashford will need a pay rise too.

Bellisimo.

beautiful mate

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
*woof woof woof woof*
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
*woof woof woof woof*
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
*woof woof woof woof*

Like a merc without a shred of sympathy
Rise up winger and go to cash that paycheck

Red devs and an beckoning boss
Are trying to keep you at bay in the bench
And you're sitting right there as if you cannot see
Just thinking about getting out of here

Your eyes hold such innocence
You're blind to the fact that your playtime is done
But you're still summoned to stay in the bench
You keep coming not knowing why

But someday we all knew you will be awakened
And your eyes will finally see

These cheques in your bank are just waiting for you
And you don't have to do a thing

This cruel club, you just leave and go for Italy
Dont forget to pass and get your salary

Evil ethos, the press will say surely
Stay true to you and you just get your cheque

Come now, reach out. You must embrace the salary
Rise up winger and get yourself that paycheck.

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PAYCHEQUES ON THE STREETS OF LONDON
PAYCHEQUES ON THE STREETS OF BIRMINGHAM
I wonder to myself
Could I ever be paid again?
The league rankings that united slip down
I wander with my dogs
Hopes may rise against Burnley
But Solskjaer you're not safe here
So you run down
To play Huddersfield Town
But there's paycheques on the streets of Carlisle
Dog food gleaming in Humber's eyes
I wander with my dogs.

Cash in the paycheque
Key the blessed PIN code
Because the wages that they constantly pay
It means nothing to me about my life
Key the blessed PIN code
It doesn't matter how badly I play

On the league rankings that you slip down
Training pitches you jog round
Cash the paycheque
Cash the paycheque
Cash the paycheque
Cash the paycheque
Cash the paycheque cash the paycheque cash the paycheque

Be Icardi:
> Have an affair with a teammates wife
> Tattoos her name on his arm
> Marries her
> Takes in her kids as his own.
> Literally makes her his agent giving her his entire career for her to control.
Wanda Icardi must have a perfect pussy.

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You know that I would love to play here next year
I hope that I am still signed next year
You magnify the wages that I earn myself
Before you came, I earned the same as everyone else.
Within your mail, i found the wage slip underneath
With my new wage came things I'd always been without
You know that I would love to play here next year
I hope that I am still signed next year

Where's my wage? Well how am i supposed to know?
Score a goal? Well not without appearance fee.
Where's my wage? Well how am i supposed to know?
Score a goal? Well not without appearance fee.

You know that I would love to see you with my cheque
I hope that I will live to see my interest
The weekly wage is part of what consumes me
The bench i ride is part of what fuels me
I testify to having guilty feelings
The wage i earned is basically stealing
You know that I would love to see you with my cheque
I hope that I will live to see my interest

Where's my wage? Well how am i supposed to know?
Score a goal? Well not without appearance fee.
Where's my wage? Well how am i supposed to know?
Score a goal? Well not without appearance fee.

I like the pay to hit my bank account
If you apply some interest
I like the pay to hit my bank account
If you apply some interest

What happens when you lose possession
You just start again, you start all over again
What happens when you lose possession
You just start again, you start all over again

I like the pay to hit my bank account
If you apply some interest
I like the pay to hit my bank account
If you apply some interest

nothing riles me more than when people post lyric edits and the syllables are not even close to being the same as the actual song
it's the most important part

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what song is this

the skill is in keeping the word sounds the same as the song even when you change the words themselves so it still feels natural

You, you can stay on my arm you little charmer

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SO HERE'S TO YOU, MR WOODWARD
MY WALLET LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL KNOW

shes just taken heroine

Hello Bossman, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because my dogs came softly creeping
Their bowls were emptied while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my bank
Still remains
Within the sound of payrise..

On benches wide I say alone
Playing games upon my phone
'Neath the letter of the Fergie stand
I turned my snood to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by
The flash of the floodlights
That split the night
And touched my performance bonus

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand pakies, maybe more
Mancs dabbing without speaking
Plastics hearing without listening
Mongs writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb my payday.

lmao

Outstanding

Decent effort Arjen

Underrated, only one that made me even crack a smile

Glory glory to the bossman
Glory glory to my agent
Glory glory to Ed Woodward
And the wages pile on

Just like the busby babes in days gone by,
I'll feed my dogs with chips and pie
Atom and Humber will be fat and wide
Your gonna hear the customers seeth and deride

Glory Glory Man United
And you cucks still pay my wage!

HERE IN MILAN
I FEEL SAFEST OF ALL
THERE'S NO PRESSURE TO SCORE
IF ONLY I WAS SOLD
TO MILAN

My bossman's got no talent
He's got some yanks money
My bossman's got no players
He's got some yanks money
My bossman's got no titles
He's got some yanks money

ONE MORE AND MORE
OLE PAYS ONE MORE AND MORE
50K CHEQUES
FRIDAYS I'LL BE AT HIS DOOR

FEED MY RETRIEVERS
BOSS KEEPS MY DOGS SATISFIED
FEED MY RETRIEVERS
BOSS KEEPS MY DOGS SATISFIED
FEED MY RETRIEVERS
BOSS KEEPS MY DOGS SATISFIED
FEED MY RETRIEVERS
NANANANANANANA NANANA NANANA

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For the week, for the week, for the weeeeek for the weeeek. Handing me my pay cheque for the weeek

pretty good, The Smiths make perfect parodies

kek

It's Morrisey's patent combination of narcissism and self pity.
>I decree today that sport is simply taking and not giving
>Manure is mine, it owes me a living

good thread

(PAYING NOW)
PAY MY WAGE RIGHT NOW
(CAN'T PAY MUCH)
PAY IT ALL SOMEHOW
(SAVE ME)
SAVE ME FROM THE HUNGER OF MY DOGS

Belligerent ghouls
run Manchester clubs

Spineless swines
Cemented minds

Ole leads the troops
Promising youth
No league title since 2010+2

I do some tender strokes
down the nape of my dogs’ necks

I want to go home to Arsenal
I don't want to stay
Give up my bonuses
as a bad mistake

Mid-week on the training fields
Mason thwacked me on the knees

I need a foul bonus
Have to feed my dogs
Piles of bones on their dinner plates

I want to go home
I don't want to stay

Da-da-da ...

Please excuse me from training
Humber’s got this terrible cold coming on
Boss grabs and devours
He fines me by the hour
Bantered in the showers
And he sends me on loan

I want to go home
I don't want to stay...

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the bossman comes to the door
Lord, the doghouse looks like a rummage sale, yes

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no prodigal son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't performing for no one, no

>Mason thwacked me on the knees
lol, this one's good

I don't care if transfers are due
Tuesday's CL and Wednesday too
Thursday silly league EU
It's Friday, I'm employed

Monday, Rio's talking smack
Tuesday, Boss prepare that check
I know I'm hardly starting peck but
It's Friday I'm employed

Boss man, wait
My 500k never come too late
My dogs, they are ordedly fed

I don't care if Mou got sacked
Rashy and Greenwood, they can attack
3 in 32, you're just talking back
It's Friday I'm employed...

kek

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand pakies, maybe more
Mancs dabbing without speaking

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The Italian unironically has a good voice.

Saw it written and I saw it say
Boss' wage is on its way
And the dogs ain't stand so tall
Boss' wage gonna feed ye all

And it's a boss' wage
Hey it's a boss' wage
Boss, boss, boss, boss, boss' wage
Boss, boss, boss, boss, boss' wage

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Absolute gold.

great

Stealing a wage from a local clown
Feeling down like him
Seeing the light above the bench
Watch as my dogs grow thin
Sailing upstairs to Ed's office
Watching the shine on his shoes
And hearing the trials of the people down there
Who cares if United lose?

And take a look you won't see me on this ground
For I am the parasite of this town

FUCK OFF. ALL OF YOU.

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I knew there were lots of indians in Canada.

Life is like a hurricane here in Manchester
Doggies, dabmen, and De Gay. It's a, disaster!
Might go to Eddie and claim my pension!
500k! oo woo oo
Every week I'm out there making
500k! oo woo oo
Tales of daring do bad and good performances! whooh ooh
When it seems they're heading for the final curtain
Cool deduction never fails that's for certain
The worst of messes is my success

500k! whooh ooh
Every week I'm out there making
500k! whooh ooh
Tales of daring do bad and good luck performances! whooh ooh

D - D - D - Danger! Watch behind you!
There's Sanchez, out to find you!
What to do? Just cash his cheque for 500k.

that's a good one

beautiful

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This is pretty genius work to be honest

How does it feel
To bench me like you do?
When you laid your cash upon me
And then told me to get out of the car

Thought I was mistaken
I thought I heard your words
Tell me, how do I feel?
Tell me now, how do I feel?

Those who came before me
Played in my position
Now that I've been loaned to Inter
I'll play for you no more
And I still find it so hard
To pay what I need to pay
But I was quite sure that you'd tell me
That I still wouldn't play today
I see my perros starving
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for my misfortune
I'd be a rotation player today
And I thought I stole a living
And I thought you'd leave me be
Tell me, how do I feel?
Tell me now, how should I feel?

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Half-time - getting rekt by West Ham
Back to the bench
Just like the BOSS has ordered

This is the Paki town
And that's why all's so brown
Inter Milan - come! Inter Milan - come! Inter Milan - come!

Everyday is like Friday
Everyday the BOSS has to pay

Hide behind Romero
Open Insta:
#howidearlywishiwasnothere

In the Norfern town
where you can hear the song:
Camon camon camon! Score sam goals!

Everyday is like Friday
Everyday the BOSS has to pay

best thread this year

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this thread has restored some of my faith in humanity

Wish we could get threads like this on Yea Forums but Yea Forums hasn't had a good thread this entire year.

holy fuck my sides

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Uh, uh, uh, c'mon
Hah, sicka than your average
Pogba twist dabbing off instinct
Customers don't think shit stink, underachiever with the
golden retrievers

Pedigree for my hooligans in Tocopilla
Play right, if the pay right, Sanchez there ery'night
Alexis been smooth cuz the interest accrues
Always lose, never choose to, get benched by bosses who
refuse to use us, talk go through us
customers walk to us, wanna do us, screw us
Who us? Yeah, Alexis and Pogz (hehehe)

Close like Humber and Atom, twenty six mil per annum
Finest cheese for the double pedigrees (Take that, take that, take that, haha!)
Bench every week easily, busily
The breakneck Aztec frontin ain't sayin' nuttin' (nope) so I just
Cash the cheque, (c'mon) skills have ceased
Pakies with the halal piece (thank you God), with my peeps
Plastics askin' who want it, you got it Pogba flaunt it
That Milan Risotto, we on it

Ole Ole Ole can't you see
Sometimes your cheques just hypnotize me
And I just love your crashy ways
Guess that's why we're broke, my dog's buffets
Ole Ole Ole (uh-huh) can't you see (uh)
Sometimes your cheques just hypnotize me (hypnotize)
And I just love your tactic fails (uh-huh)
Atom and Humber still wag their tails (hah)
youtube.com/watch?v=SUPVj8b18Qs

and goals, i`ve scored a few
but then again, too few to mention

i did as little, as i could do
but i got paid without exemptions

each misplaced pass, each pointless run
got me time on the bench extensions

week in week out, resting my feet
the money came on every friday

And more and more, yes every week
i got paid my way

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AND YOU'VE GONE TO INTERNATIONAL
INTERNATIONAL, INTERNATIONAL
MILANO
BECAUSE YOU WANT THE PAY TO COME SOONER
YOU WANT THE PAY TO COME SOONER
YOU WANT THE PAY TO COME SOONER, WHEN YOUR DOGS ASK FOR MORE

Remember the good old 1990s
When Fergie time was so exciting
I wish that I could score that goal again
Except no Neville in the frame

I've got a contract worth the moon
I've got three years but I'll leave anytime soon
I've got a contract worth the moon
But I'd rather see the Nou lights... in Kahn's eyes

perfect

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Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to score sam goals for the reds
Oh sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking
When I said by rights I should be winning the league for Uni-ted
And now I know how Juan Veron felt
Now I know how Juan Veron felt

When you were young
You were the king of Cobreloa
And how you padded your stats in a farmer's league
They shipped you off to play for Udinese
Your team would lose to squads of greasy waiters
Pep said your dogs will have full refrigerators
Our chefs will feed them, to their whims they'll cater
Senile Wenger came and
played you through the centre
José asked you to go to Mong United
The plastics loved it when you battered Yeovil Town
Thought you were a local 'cause your skin is brown
Then you dreamed of all the dog food you could buy
Shipped off with Lukaku to gorge on pizza pies

Haunting, my sides are in orbit and so is my heart

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based and zoomerpilled

>money for nothin and my checks for free

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When I was younger, younger than before
I never saw the truth hanging from the door
And now I'm older see it face to face
And now I'm older gotta get up clean the place.

And I was green, greener than the hill
Where the flowers grew and the sun shone still
Now I'm darker than the deepest sea
Just hand me my wage, give me a place to be.

And I was strong, strong in the sun
I thought I'd see when day is done
Now I'm weaker than the palest blue
Oh, so weak in this need for you.

This was fucking based, Nigel.

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What song is this bros

>i cut myself today - johnny trash
talentless boomer hack disovers emo and sings whiny song about no longer being popular, zoomers and other mentally impaired love it, boomer then dies and jews go into full media shill out, leading normies everywhere to be fooled into thinking talentless hack was actually sadly forgotten and underrated genius and buy all his fucking reissues and greatest hits compilations.

he didn't even write Hurt, he just covered it

if you just loved yourself a little more you'd be more forgiving towards other people, too (including johnny cash)

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Playing you
Isn't the right thing to do
How can I
Even put you on the bench
If I could
I'd let you rot in the reserves
How can I
When you're stealing a million quid from Ed?

You can go your own way
So sayeth Ole
You can play for Inter in Serie A
Fuck off to Serie A
You can go your own way
So sayeth Ole

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>if you just loved yourself a little more
oh no, thats`s not it at all. It`s because I like myself and other people (in spite of their bad taste) that I don`t rate lame whiny songs designed to glamourise self harm and depression.

Take me down to Italian city
Where the grass is green and the weather's not shitty
Oh won't you please score a goal

kek

kek

that's a nice wall you've built around you
accept your limits so you can accept that other people can have limits and weaknesses, too

ok this is epic

good thing you aren't in america. we don't need more school shooters

Underrated post

this

my sides

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KEk

can't believe i missed this one

We passed upon the stand
We spoke of checks and pay
Although I wasn't hurt
He said I wouldn't play
Which came as no surprise
He spoke into my eyes
"I should've sent you on loan
a long long time ago"

Oh Boss, not me!
I'll never play at all
You're face to face
With the man Ed paid the world

what does it mean to stake a dog

LEL

Very good.

COME ON OLE
OH YOU SWORE YOU'D PAY ME
AT THIS MOMENT.
GIVE ME EVERYTHING!
THE TEAM IS A MESS
BUT I COULDN'T CARE LESS
FUCKING PAY ME
OH COME ON OLE!

unironically burst out laughin at
>A little bit of "BOSS!" all night long
chorus is gold here

All the Smallings
Care only for wins
I'll take one gift
A high investment
Ole you know
I badly need dough
I'm watching, waiting
Until you pay me

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Inter can't afford, to pay for my home
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na

Late match, come home
Work sucks, I know
I warmed the bench but I don't care
My back pain's definitely worth the fare

Say it ain't so, where will my dogs go?
It can't be Italy, they haven't got vaccines
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na

Say it ain't so, not my wages no!
Turn the loan down, you know what you owe.
I showed you my skill, I sent you the bill
A gameweek's gone by, where's the goodwill?

Tell Inter no, I will not go (na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
Can't take wage cuts, they kill my work flow (na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
Hurt my hamstring, "playing" right wing (na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
This club is run wrong (na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
This club is run wrong (na-na, na, na)
Can't pay second string

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i feel fucking sad that Alexis probably doesn't know enough english to understand all this funny shit nor he has someone who shows it to him.

nice

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Pay me two times baby
Pay me twice today
Pay me two times Ed
I'm going away

Pay me two times Ed
One for tomorrow
And one just for today

excellent thread

...

Looking from the subs bench above its like a story of Love
Can you hear me
My weekly wage is due today
Bossman he's gonna pay
My dogs need it

All I wanted was the pay you gave
500 thousand extra pounds today
Who else but Man U?
Only you

AND THE DELAY WILL KILL MY DOGS
STARVE THEM ALL AGAINST MY WILL
BUT NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE
THE STARVATION OF MY DOGGOS AND ME

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FRANKLY MISTER OLLY HIS POSITION I'VE HELD
IT PAYS MY WAGE BUT IT CORRODES MY SOUL
I WANT TO LEAVE
YOU WILL NOT MISS ME
I WANT TO GO DOWN IN INTER HISTORY

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Someone beat you to it user

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Aww

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kek, good one

Could be a bit more refined but good idea here

This thread made me realize thst I probably have autism. Why am I so shit at recognizing songs?

Also, dog bless based signing spaghetti

Don't worry bro with the changed lyrics it can be a bit tricky to get

next time you guys are cutting yourself "to see if you can still feel", maybe remember back to that time some user called your emo boomer hero an overrated hack and how much anger and butthurt that made you feel.