/hoc/

ironically, everyone hates you but you have a common flag and have the luxury of hiding behind it

reminder of /hoc/ theme song:

youtu.be/C2cMG33mWVY

New Zealand can stay. He’s better than randy, tripfags or the tranny that cries about /pol/ every day

He lives in the country equivalent of the autist awkwardly standing in the corner of a party who never has anyone talk to him because he's completely irrelevant, ugly, and stupid. We let him stay here out of pity.

just because hes slightly better than retards like randy doesn't mean we should tolerate his whining

>describing literally everyone on 4channel
>replying to yourself
imagine getting so trigged by something so irrelevant

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Is andrew "faggot-killer" shaw still the gay ambassador of NHL?

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New Zealand intimidates me when he dances the haka before every post

*AHEM* reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with being gay and that hoc is a gay friendly general

haka? more like caca

confession: when i dont get very many (you)s i turn on my proxy and post as a leaf (>95% of the time)

My Maori friend told me about how his grandmother ate some British guy. I asked if she ate his dick and he said no, because she was too young and apparently cannibals don't want their kids eating dicks.

hmm this might actually be true

I'm sure they ate his butthole too? I guess the texture would be something like a calamari ring.

Christchurch Cannibals when

Bought 12 new pairs of boxer briefs today and now that I try to throw old holey ones away I get very sentimental, thinking about all the good times we've had together

I believe this is what GMs feel like when they get rid of trusty old players

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lmao

new zealand here, im a huge faggot who cant skate

It's one of the only true posts I've ever made on /hoc/. He's a pretty cool guy and I wish we didn't live on opposite sides of the world.
kek I guess Holland never gives up his cumrags

good meme well done

I never got rid of a player but I’ve had to remove characters

*feeds you a timbit*

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lol

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new zealand again i'm a turbofaggot

just farted and checked if I shat myself but it was just ass sweat so all ok boys

*farts in sauna*
How’s the steam pekka?

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That bear looks finnish

ah yes, usually referred to as a calgary flames

Very good. Nice that you had the courage to be naked.

for me it's the edmonton oilstain

based Ed

nice 7s m8 but im a nuckies fan

ah, sorry for your loss

What if Alberta had only one hockey team

The Alberta Alberts? Jersey colors? Goal song? Logo?

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The Alberta Oil Fires

it would be the alberta golden bears and it would be the same jerseys as the U of A
p basè 8.3/10

The Alberta Fentnyl addicts

Lloydminster Lloyds

Moraine Lake Morans

Detoilet vs Pedosota

Which team is worse off?

minnesota has zero hope at all

does detoilet?

they at least have larkin and will be out of cap hell sooner

0.1% hope
it's more than zero

Cute gril, might consider moving there.

Are any Calgary frens here or did they all sleep in again?

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you might have a chance with her if you just bee yourself

for me? It's lunch

Out to lunch, watch the Finn while I'm gone

We doing hood shit

>[Jay-Z music kicks in]

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I got the bootleg fireworks

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Anyone besides me watching this shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=z2tlwQ5dW7Y

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>went to /gif/ for a cheeky fap
>its all trannies

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Yeah, shit's pretty fucking bad these days.

no

poo peeland

fap to the /hoc/ thread

Cool
it's not so great, but it's hockey

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>about 20 people in the stands
>arena still has a bunch of cheerleaders in the aisles

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>the /hoc/ thread is thriving on /gif/

Sweden still has yet to apologize for war crimes against Norge

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the Cheerleaders certainly seem highlighting, don't they?
that pleases me for some strange reason

>highlighted
shit, I meant that they stand out in the MT seats

>alberta
>qt

At best you get more expensive whores in Alberta.

we should tell gary not to expand into sunbelt but into the porn industry

it would be an easy sell because jews run porn

>scaaaaaar

Dining hall has some good food today lads

What happened to /hoc/ island ?

More like cock island

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Kid I used to coach when he was 14 and 15 just signed with a college team feels good lads

It was exposed as a long-running ploy by Poo Peeland to try to trick everyone into coming to his shitty island.

>scar
MODO sucks

never knew that Sid the kid was drugging and raping chicks this whole time

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proxy off, Bilbo Baggins

>destroys ottawa
>destroys florida next week
somebody do something

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>destroys florida next week
egsblain

Hurricane Dorian

Hurricane will spare kitties but SHALL absolutely HEEM tampon gay and then randylina

is gary the chosen one who delivers mommy's feet?

It’s not gonna hit carolina

I get it.

>live in place that constantly gets hit by hurricanes
>name yourself after a species that hates being wet
Rip kitties

I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE
FUCK YOU GARY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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leopards/jaguars can swim tho

Yah but do they want to?

fuck Finland

pussies get wet, just not for you

wow what the fuck legoland

trying so hard to fit in, huh

BASED

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>trying so hard to fit in
That's always been Denmark's shtick. People just didn't pick up on it for a while.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with trying to emulate my posting style in order to make yourself appear cooler than you actually are.

are you THE denmark or just denmark?

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is that the name of your daughter

>"I’m not gonna pick a kid who jumps over milk crates and pushes a rock up a mountain and calls it training"
thats why doug maclean drafted gilbert brule over kopitar

Invited a qt 3.14 I had dated for a while over last saturday. We decided to drink some alcohol and since I have problems controlling my alcohol usage I drank 1l (0.26 freedom liters) of booze in like 2,5 hours, blacked out and woke up next morning still drunk. Messaged the girl and she'd blocked me.

What is the easiest way to end it all?

if she can't handle you at your worst, she doesn't deserve you at your best

sounds like you had fun

Yeesh, can't try to apologize with some cheeky sauna gollum?

ask her if you came in her ass

go back to the bottle

This is why I don't drink alcohol and advocate that others don't either.

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pussy

Meanwhile, the drinker had the pussy run away from him and block him.

Plenty of fish in the sea

T-thanks user

Im fairly sure I did/said something very fucking retarded and did not have any fun.

Ive no idea where she lives since and no way of contacting her

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she was right

Going to swoop in and take finlands girl lads

Ill try that again tomorrow

you only live once brolo

Go out and buy a 100-pack of energy drinks and reserve your season tickets to watch Bulju in Oulu.
That'll cheer you up.

Exactly, so you should try to make that life the best it can be, instead of stumbling drunkenly through your only chance at life and making a mess of things.

nah you had plenty of fun she just wasn't fun

And how exactly is one supposed to practice escapism without alcohol or drugs?

Use your imagination, lazy.

it's heck fun though

>And how exactly is one supposed to practice escapism without alcohol or drugs?
autoerotic asphyxiation

Took me a while, but I'm done.

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Don't say the sunbelt never did anything nice for you.

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Is Ken from Kenora here

blessed thread

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Going out on saturday. Rate my outfit friends.

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excuse me what the absolute fuck

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I haven't seen this picture in a long time

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>redditt, ontario
pottery

Awesome job m8, added to the collection

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benis

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this is no gagan 'za

Are you the user who asked for Kipper?
I never want recognition, but I do get antsy about making sure that people who asked for stuff actually see that it got delivered.

THE MADMAN DELIVERED

well alrighty

I would eat that

fsjal user, can you do a Laval Rocket fsjal?

with the ogopogo? :-DDDD

Wait, that's Kelowna, I'm fucking retarded.

kek Laval is the island north of Montreal, pretty far from my nigga ogopogo, don't worry too much about it my retarded fren

canada is good everyone else is bad

Yeah user it's me. You nailed it!!!! Perfect job man, thank you

>still another month until actual hockei
kill me

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how much would season tickets for a carparts season cost?

frens for ever

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one car

Same as a 1000 pack of Finnbeer

bout tree fiddy

real tea hours

real ass hours

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Feeling pretty good watching hockey, lads

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>yfw no yurostupids will ever experience anything like the canada-usa frenship

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200 if you're enterprising individual who owns a wheelchair, 700 otherwise

The comments on the Evander Kane article are really telling in how far we still have to go as a society and a league.

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who is this nibba

Wings and beer with the lads tonight, who's coming?

Germany-Austria
Finland-Estonia
Denmark-Norway
Hungary-Poland-Czech Republic

Ryan Reaves

count me in lad, i'll bring some DUDE

stick to basketball (even tho you never played it to begin with)

Think I’m staying in with some dude and tunes

on my way

thought it was mike grier

its actually anson carter

It's clearly Kevin Weekes.

you sure it's not george laraque?

Russia - Canada - Finland
Sweden - USA
Czech Republic

discuss

Word
Maybe next time lad

I wish

Not until you apologize to Norge

What did I do?

war crimes

war crimes

Warcrimesmind

Fake news

Sweden: a Den of Lies

a multinational coalition is agreeing that swedes are all war criminals until apologies are delivard

bullies like you don't belong in /hoc/

puckpill me on Gretzky

says the war criminal

I'm glad hes calling attention to it.

I'm also proud that the shitty beer league I play in is so multicultural. My team in particular only has a roster that is like half Caucasian. We have players from all over the world, male, female, gay, straight. It's a beginner league for adults who never really got to play as kids.

Hockey is becoming a sport that is so much more accessible to a wider demographic in alot of areas, which is really special. So it's fantastic that guys like Evander are willing to call attention to the parts to the game that need to change.

Everyone deserves a chance to enjoy this sport and feel welcome on the ice, regardless of how you look or where you are from.

Just ask Poland, Sweden never commited any war crimes

Not sure if that’s a Reddit post or not

i'd fuck gretzky

Hockey is for everyone

/hoc/ is NOT for everyone

How’s Clan looking for this season la?

forgot pic like a turbo-retard

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I was one of his biggest fans when we got the Jets here in town. I was one of the first to line up and get his autograph on NHL12 cover. He acted like he shouldn't have been there, and then his actions while here, and in Buffalo, were disheartening, and I really started to dislike him.

Then I thought about all the shit the guy must have to go through, and I've learned to cut him some slack. He does some stupid shit sometimes, but I'll support him when he's doing the right thing.

Good on calling him out. Let's make hockey an "everyone" sport.

kurribabby

me lad. i was planning on it myself actually

/hoc/ is NOT for (YOU)

Business idea: wing night but for 5/5s only

We're a hockey nation now

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I love all the little details you put into this
>don't say the sunbelt never did anything nice for you
lol considering you guys gave us an NHL team I would never say that

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Make it whites only and you got a business deal

shant be dining with southern gays

Reminder /hoc/ works best when sunbelt and snowbelt work together. Not against each other like "they" want you to.

thats gay

About to rip a massive Alberta in the room lads

doing a tavares

bonjour

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Having to stretch the mask details out over fsjal proportions is what makes it difficult.
There are a few parts that I definitely could've given a second attempt on, but if you like it, then that's good enough for me.

why do his eyes poke through the visor?

wow lad thanks

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>95067729
>he keeps his eyes on the puck
Why do you not give a you?

Why does Laval have three different secondary logos on each sleeve?

Started with the original fsjal template, and had to work with the existing details when I added hockey stuff over it.

Sunbelters are based.

>Why does Laval have three different secondary logos on each sleeve?
to be edgy

i bought tickets to laval's season opener, taking my dad

No you

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t. sunbelt

;^)

How many years into the future does the Detroit Red Wings relocate or fold due to decline in population and white flight?

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They would just go across the bridge to Windsor, Ontario.

jerking off tripfags should be a bannable offense

posting on /hoc/ should be a bannable offence

But you just jerked me off

didn't a trip in /mlb/ jack off some poster?

bracketspic isn’t sunbelt he’s faggot cuckbelt

flying to southern Commiefornia and HEEMING every spic I see then getting out before I catch AIDS lads

team should have died along with gordie

Bracket doesn't represent the entire sunbelt, lads.

Please do that will be hillarious to watch

i think he's handsome

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you boys taking tomorrow off to have a 4day weekend?

Someone tell that spic to never (You) me again

Don't know how many times I can remind you that he's white.

Wheres the spic?
I'm not balding but that isnt too far off

today is my friday actually

Saving my time to take Thanksgiving week off.

Tbf m8 I dont think it's the same person

On an unrelated note this job is amazing and dangerous AF

>it's all jewish tricks

FTFY

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i scratched my balls so much recently that my skin is cracking

tripfag apologists get the gas first

it all starts with work performed in lieu of payment
then the faggotry starts

my dude dude was supposed to drop my dude off 30 mins ago lads. why are dude dudes so unreliable?

its because dude weed

>this job is amazing and dangerous AF
did you zap yourself?

if it's just a street dude you have no room to complain.

some whore that dropped out of college that he wants to fuck probably asked for weed

i did this quite a bit when i used to fix appliances desu

Nah we tag shit out. It's the trains that'll get you. Silent and going 100 mph.

Just imagine

Na he’s my bro
doubt it his wife just had a baby and he’s a good lad

dude guys have always been late since the beginning of dude smoking time

Don't do it. Weed is bad (BAD!). Have a sip of this instead, fren.

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just had a sip. might have a dude

weed cured my grandmas glaucoma when big pharma companies failed to do so for years. good thing they got thousands of dollars from her and the gubment without helping at all.

I'm having a Cobb salad like a Lady and thinking about deep pucks, like a Man
I definitely got a bottle and some beers and some dude for l8er dough

I took a good two week dude break so I’m ready to get back in

Let's not pretend for a second that anyone ITT smoke weed for medicinal reasons.

bretty excited for college football lads

cobb salads are good

most medicinal weed isnt smoked, its usually taken as a oil or pill.

the whole board is poppin because of this alone
I'm fucking Psyched for tonight

plus Boise-FSU got moved to Tallahassee, so that's one less I got thing to worry about
Fucking tight little weekend we got going on, lads
It is good, sir

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I do
me, for pain and anxiety

how would you know anything else about the rest of the board

when the FUCK are we finally going to get mommy feet?

For me it’s being right handed but playing hockey and fapping with my left

Oh snap!

wow i thought i was the only one

my mental health has unironically improved significantly after taking medicinal cbd, while big pharma companies failed to help for years. might even be able to get off disability soon. honestly thank you justin for making my life better and fuck all politicians that want to ban weed while supporting big pharma.

feels good man

I'm absolutely tuckered to be honest

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there is interest in bulju lads
>"And I think Carolina is willing to give them one of their prospects, maybe a guy like Gauthier, but is not so interested in giving the pick. I think Tampa Bay, they've flirted with back and forth, they kinda know which Tampa prospect they might be able to get, but again I think it's a combination of finding the two things that they want: pick + prospect"

what position would he play if he decided to play hockey?

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Xheattle Dickgirls

we know

I'm still not sure about sticking to VGK. There are so many cool teams. Coyotes, Avalanche, Wild, they all seem so great.

why do foreigners like the wild so much? what's the appeal?

>there is interest in bulju lads
It appears to be limited interest, and that the interested parties are consistently offering less than Edmonton wants for him.

little girls

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the green uniforms

>tfw your favorite team doesn’t generate enough viewership to be carried by cable networks another year

doggos?

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really? surprising.

>accidentally went on /cm/

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on your way to lgbt?

they smoke too much legal dude to remember to watch games

my theory
>Pulju doesn't want to play in the NHL
>doesn't think America is safe to be in, let alone live nearby
he'll never sign with an American team, mark my word

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I don't think about bulju at all honestly

Who?

>he doesn't enjoy the rush of potentially getting shot every time he steps outside
yeah he doesn't rate

This Evenings /hoc/© is brought to you by Dude

>don't put it in your ass, that's not how it works

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so lockout soon?

2021 is what it says here in the script

>fanfiction
Go back to Yea Forums

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xeething xeattle xickgirl

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the endless offseason /hoc/ what a glorious time

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who do you want seattle to team from your team?

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this
straight up, nothing else

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*take from your team

Drinking irish whiskey on the patio and still waiting for dude dude

nothing which is what they'll get

*crickets*

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youtube.com/watch?v=jmdiKePVUy8

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Lmao i remember finding that on my pc last night now im phoneposting at work maybe i lurk too much

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roommate wont shut the fuck up about his girlfriend

dick measure contest
only way
Let us no how it turned out

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vocaroo.com/i/s1y2RxJiqMds

finlabd isnt my friend anymore

based

in bed under the covers hard as diamonds while phoneposting

>in bed under the covers
It's like 6 pm for you at the absolute earliest.

Tfw been porn/weed free for 4 days now

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reckon this lad has a point
twitter.com/2LarryJohnson7/status/1167133126533013506

Good for you

So do they just give any random joe those little blue checkmarks now?

Nah I was never addicted just had a habbit.
Please dont be retarded about this.
Thanks finnfriend

youtu.be/-ed6UeDp1ek

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>uses so much porn and drugs that he has to physically force himself to stop
>i-i'm not addicted I swear
Ducks could give up pot and porn for 4 years and they still wouldn't make the playoffs

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I literally said dont be retarded and you went full retard. Congrats

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fat fucking retard calls others retarded more at 11

Nice webm. Smooth as fuck

Praying that the Almighty God sends a speeding quiet train to HEEM this tripfag spic

Thanks but there was a leaf that used to make a lot of them and they always turned out so nice unlike the ones I made so credit goes to him.

youtu.be/sy1dYFGkPUE

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I remember that game.

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crosby > ovi

Theres a Mexican trip on /hoc/? What's his name?

>t.

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>gives him attention

ha ha woooosh

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>t

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If he doesn't get (you)s he will take the trip off and same fag. Easily the most pathetic poster on /hoc/

>If he doesn't get (you)s he will take the trip off and same fag
That doesn't sound like something that someone could ever actually be sure about.
More like a paranoid conspiracy theory, really.

>caring about (you)
Just makes the conversation marginally more difficult to follow.

Friendly reminder that ducks are NOT making the playoffs and a certain fat fuck WILL be getting turned into pink paste by a high speed train that he won't hear until it's too late.

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That would be me but I dont have any Pulju content saved. I did the Olympics and then a bunch of womens stuff.

ogopogo
youtu.be/dI262KhyN8Y
youtu.be/jBuKNkVFaMU
youtu.be/GhBbiqLO754
youtu.be/n2rVnRwW0h8
youtu.be/V2X8GyjTSlA
youtu.be/BwnEfpcW8tA
youtu.be/P8U0i7qBnjg
have some music. forget this tripfaggotry

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who wants to erp?

I've decided to support Calgary because of T&S.
Are we any good?

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>because of T&S
???

Must have been someone else then but your webms are always great so don't stop doing it for free please.

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>tfw no lesbo momfu

>yfw the pain train HEEMs bracketspic

tegan and sara

Much like the ducks you won that 1 cup and havent done much else

Tfw this blonde thottie used the train to an hero. There wasnt even any blood because the train just pinches your neck shut and lips your head off.

They of Redwood Lane?

The same
>getting BTFO by 7 little kids named Gord

Sorry I was busy watching Twitch and getting gold in League. I will always be rude to Scheißbären faggots

based

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he has been caught doing it

Prove it

I suspect that he won't be able to.

He cant help himself

Trip is still here? I sleep

imagine orbiting a trip, reddit would love you

gonna make an ogopogo jersey

Goodnight, pleasant dreams
You think? I dont (you) myself. That's kind of retarded.

Got my dude
Got my whiskey
Got my Lord Jesus Christ
Got my /hoc/ frens

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even after he has proven numerous times that he knows literally nothing about hockey.

I should call off tomorrow and get a 4 day weekend and then just be blackout drunk the whole time.

He knows more than you

imagine taking pride in not knowing things because you don't pay attention

he cant even skate lmao

about to reheat some 3-day-old Kraft Deluxe with kielbasa chunks in it for dinner, lads

hockey

Jesus will make you pay for it. Dont do it friend.

On an unrelated not can it be october already?

oh the irony

muh magical sky fairy

Faithless fools need to leave

there is no god, user
there is only Gary

no cfl action until sunday this weekend boys

>fat racist cuck is also a bible thumper
shocked to say the least

college action is here in 37ish bing
so.... hold your water

what's up lads

test

You passed

you failed

fucking HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gookmoot

Everyone here is me but gay

And you're gay too

Posting in the last /hoc/

When your time on Earth is over, enjoy nothing

this is unacceptable, Hiro

enjoy hockey

this better not happen during hokkei season hiro

It will

imagine giving hiro your shekels just to post on a tasmanian paint by numbers forum that doesn't work half the time

my 20 dollars funds this

>/mlb/ has a artistically pleasing 2D girl
>/hoc/ has some aesthetically offensive 3DPD girl
Looks like /mlb/ wins.

Nuh uh

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0i0Om3Kc_qw&time_continue=4

>2d girl
that thing is clearly rendered in 3d you turbovirgin

/hoc/ has sex
/mlb/ does not

Plus that anime girl is ugly AF

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>/hoc/ desperately mashing the submit button.

if this be my last post on /hoc/, I just wanted to tell you all

>rags

'Canes

Dont worry I wont.

/hoc/ getting owned by /mlb/ yet again

you mean /mlb/ got owned for how much of a circlejerk it is?

my nuckies

this better not happen during hokkei season hiro

in these dark times, every shitpost that makes it through is an act of defiance -- against Hiro, against fate, and against our own growing despair

to that end,
>sunbelt ha ha more like FUNbelt

You know that it will.

Petition to declare Japan part of the Sunbelt.

Evidence:

Both get really hot in the summer
Both love anime

ripping some absolute nasty farts right now. very sour smell

Petition to declare Japan part of the Sunbelt.

Evidence:

Both get really hot in the summer
Both love anime

>He says while /hoc/ is circle jerking about their homosexuality

Petition to declare Japan part of the Sunbelt.

Evidence:

Both get really hot in the summer
Both love anime

Anime is just a Nashville / Tampa thing.
Don't lump the rest of >us in with those weirdos.

had baked chicken thighs and steamed broccoli for dindin what about you?

just reserved a flight to japan in case i need to go over there and heem gookmoot

/hoc/, you can't just heem away all your problems

had ever since >we bought a new microwave, this has actually been turning out great when I reheat it
just gotta put a tablespoon of water in the bottom of the bowl, and then cover the bowl with a paper towel so that it doesn't pop and splatter as it's heating

hockey Karlsson netminder

uh huh i'm thinkin i'm based

no

N

i can't believe matt groening is a pedo, bros

Hello?

This is just gary trying to take /hoc/ from us for shits and giggles

Frankly my knowledge of ice hockey is literally unparalleled
I have keenly followed every NHL season from ~1989 onwards, and can recite the score of every Stanley Cup series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

Aside from being a statslord, I also have a good mental montage of literally 10,000 hockey goals: the scorer, the goalie, the path of the puck, everything

I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain hockey concepts than any of you can even conceive.

Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a hockey player you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of hockey beyond the NHL world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from the Finnish Region Division Two as I do from any NHL match

I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

Gary is testing his power to shut down /hoc/ before the season starts

just had one of the squirty farts where more than gas came out lads.

did you freeze in place for like 5 seconds when you realized it?

thoughts on sex?

have it

would really like to have it someday with a woman whom I loved and who loved me back
would be a plus if she liked hockey, too

>rags

hoggey

been watching a lot of futurama on cytube lately

dare I make the solid 7 hookup to gf challenge lads?

I don't care much what you do, you stupid cokehead
you deserve a girl as trashy as her

are the Preds contenders or pretenders? I can't get a read on them

they'll always be pretenders as long as they have >finnish goaltending

Could be contenders only if they have a combination of decent luck and a few players getting determined and going on crazy runs and dragging the team with them.
Otherwise, they'll be just as disappointing as ever, always seeming like they're underachieving.

huomenta

pretenders

hyvaa huomenta suomi

hyvaa huomenta pekka

This looks like the kind of music I would listen to and post. Except for the weeb music, but let's be honest, everyone has seen cowboy bebop and Eva.

Goodnight frens

hello?

>5 hours later still can't post

where do we go when Yea Forums finally dies for good?

Contenders. Now that they've gotten rid of the attention whore.

youtube.com/watch?v=W88bat_dkm8

to a better place

N

O

cook the man some fackin' iggs
youtube.com/watch?v=H0rpeR-uYdc

N

hiro fix this shit yet?

I

She honestly should've just cooked some eggs.

Is this shit working yet

Hello?

test

it's working like an 80 year old. It forgets to tell you that job is done, and takes 10 times as long to get the job done.

nope shit still ain't working. if it's taking this long to fix it must be a DDOS

Humoeta

/hoc/ will never admit it, but this is what peak performance looks like
youtube.com/watch?v=B08Kq_0fkIA

huomenta norge, but you wont see this because you will have left by the time this goes through

if hell existed, this is what it would be

>if hell existed, this is what it would be
if you're referring to Skrill's verification process, I would agree

what's this rumour in ylilauta that draisaitl has bullied bulju?

superior german genes
the weak should fear the strong

thinking about benis

:DDD

I just popped a pimple on my groin, I feel like a hockey player

been lurking all day felt like i should post something

I feel like now is a good time for a post

feels like now is a good time to make a post

test

poo peeland

test

test

FUCK
VITTU
FITTA

feels like this moment is an excellent time for a post

holy FUCK it's legit been over 13 hours and this shit still isn't fixed

looks like /hoc/ is cancelled

late

think maybe ill make another post right now

eat ass

i

Tried to make a new thread, but 4channel didn't want me to.

do us a solid nz and go heem hiroshimoot

hmm rumours in ylilauta hmm hmm... did you also hear that rumor about laine going to play in leki this season?

reminded how BTFO my team got in the playoffs lads
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*ahem* standings

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