UCL Group Stage draw

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heres to another year of shitposting and ABL tears m8

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how many bings is in a bong?

either 60 or 3/5

the only debutants are Atalanta and Salzburg

who will arsenal and united get in the group stage lads?

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haha the joke is that those teams did not qualify for the champions league
quite clever i must say

Smalling to Roma
Lmao

fuck cantona

the awards got leaked kek
messhit won POTY.
Dont even think he was top 3 but uefa gonna uefa

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>McSpaghetti

BASED

For me it's Slavia Praha

>don't even think he was top 3
who was top 3 then?

why doesn't it start wtf

which club/region would you say they play for?

>no Dinamo Kyiv
>no Legia Warsaw
>no Steua Bukarest
>no APOEL
>no BATE

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Ideal draw would be
>Chelsea
>Ajax
>Olympyakos
>Atalanta

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watched your mum BATE last night dickhead

What is your problem?

all small teams

atalanta did well last season in serie A, wouldn't want to have atalanta in our group desu

is it on a cl screen for everyone?

it starts in 15 bings
>dumb greek

atalanta would finish first

yeah but I do love football teams from Central and Eastern Europe

Are we gonna progress from the group round bros?

11 more minutes fra

Zenit, Real Madrid, Olympiacos, Genk. Let's go!

there are far weaker teams in pot 4 than Atalanta

for me?
its Sporting Society Kickball Napoli

fuck I hope we got an easy group.

Cavani and mbappé injured. neymar gone or banned for 3 CL games

JUST

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yes

Just buy Icardi lmao

based halal customer

I want:
Group 1: Zenit
Group 2: WAXTAP/Ajax
Group 3: >Us
Group 4: Genk

hope you get Shakhtar, Olympiacos, and Red Star lmao

>Please user, I beg you, take my daughter's hand in marriage. She's almost 23 and without a husband!

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ZENIT
WAXTAP
DINAMO
PRAGUE

THE SOMEOBODYS GONNA GET INVADED BECAUSE OF THIS GROUP

God, imagine the odour

hope you guys fisted for a decade in europe. while small budget teams like gala gets ffp sanctions you guys always pass because muh sponsors
fuck you.

why do casual scum still haven't realised that ukrainian and russian teams can't be drawn with each other?

>good guys
>paok
lol

shes too tall, probably taller than me no thanks

GET HYPED
youtube.com/watch?v=JCJMPhUMZjs

Yikes

>that iq level of muhammed

me in the back plastered on the wall

>having a daughter

yikes...

the juventus/arsenal/psg anthem

Based

Why is that? Do any other countries have this rule?

wait, why are paok in pot 2? I thought they got knocked out by ajax. anyway, they should be pot 4

Swap Red Star with Genk and i'm in

your fault for having shit sponsors

Zenith
Naples
Olympiacos
Belgrade
Would be explosive

>Liverpool, Real MADrid, Inter, Galactasaray

Political 'trouble'

Armenia and Azerbaijan, I believe.

>νοημοσυνη μπειραιωτη

I know Real Betis isn't qualified, but can any spaniards explain how their number 16 got the nickname El Moron? Thanks.

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morón is his surname not a nickname

draw doesn't start for an hour

Please drawing riggers, give us a group where we have a chance for 3rd
Theres no way we finish worse than PSG-Liverpool-Napoli from last year, r...right?

Let's go boys

Juve have at least two CL cups.

His name is Loren Moron

Just found out that I've let go from one of my jobs that I liked. Feel like shit.

Gave me cuck fetish.

one was given to them because scousers killed italians

I hope your shitty country gets nuked

stream where

soon...

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Israel and any country that triggers them

AMALA!
PAZZA INTER AMALA!!
E UBA GOIA INFINITA
CHE DURA UNA VITA
PAZZA INTER AMALA!

youtube.com/watch?v=jdvbvQtgRRw

i thought you filtered serbs and croats, what happened?

Rude. Serbs are good slavs

CHAAAAAAAAAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

in OP

shut up turk bitch

based

no that's me

Portochad here, what team are we gonna get, bros?

*dies from nuclear clouds*

DIE BESTENNNNNNNNN

THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ON TV
THE CHAMPIONSSSSSSSSS

SOON WE WILL SEE WHETHER OR NOT THIS LEAK IS LEGIT OR NOT.

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH HAS ARRIVED

TAKE NOTE OF THE POINTS TALLY AND SEE IF ITS THE SAME WHEN THE WINNER IS ANNOUNCED

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everything uefa do is so amateurish

Is that lestah's Choudhury's mom?!

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Why is an Indian woman hosting?

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LIV LIV LIV LIV LIV

die slavshit, NATO is your father

Why is it so kino?
youtube.com/watch?v=B0cUafg_FZU

dat messi/cr7 whisper

What are they talking about?

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this is absolutely fake, who would fall for this

Fucking indian whore

Diego Costa looks fat and old.

seems legit

Kurvati

that's like a 5
couldn't uefa find a model or something

This is going to take a LOOOOOOONGGGG time

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choudhury is very popular name, it must be one of the most popular names in the world

City gonna be at the kill group this time.

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>Missi

Sticky bread

>"can't believe that N virgil will get an award."

>Messi showing dominance by conquering the armrest they share

I bet Ronaldo didn't even fight for it. Messi just put his arm next to Ronaldos, then Ronaldo moved his arm and gave it up for free.

hold up brate this is not Andrea Bocelli - Nelle tue mani

>spuds

Jesus christ almighty that penalty was shit

Didn't knew it, poos are literally the only kind of people we don't have in this shithole anyway

"I fucked Antonella last night"

fook's sake 20 minutes till pot 1

Reminder that Liverpool have won 0 (zero) Premier League titles

arab

Reminder Red Star beat Liverpool.

Will there be RB on Red Bull violence in the group stage?

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so when's the draw?

champions league feels cheap now that tottenham was in the final, anyone else feels the same?

>Based

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cheferin looks like a mafioso

>state of Cantona's watch

REEEEEE WTF, THE FEMALE PRESENTER IS USUALLY FUCKABLE, WHY DO THEY DO THIS????????

your mom pusy

in like an hour

"Me too"

fuck this, i'm watching tigers about the house on bbc2
bbm me when the draw's happening

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Diversity is our strength, bigot

whos the paki milf?

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How the fuck are Zenit and Chelsea in pot 1?

>Cantoshit

In ten minutes or so

You can play a quick game of Belot with me to pass time

cantona is literally the .most overrated player ever

I miss Cantona's nike commercials

Stop sexualizing women you mysoginistic fuck, they're not objects.

>eric fagtona

cantona wasn't even good

>no CL title

>cantona

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have sex

Name a more overrated player than Cantona

He looks like Sadam when they captured him

>zenit
Top 6 league
>Chelsea
EL winners

Pot 1 is UCL winner, UEL winner and top 6 national champions.

Based autistic cantona

based casual

>humanitarian award to the rich asshole who never did anything for anyone but himself
cool cool

Totti was better than Cantona

pirlo

Literally too intelligent for football

Beckham

What is this useless award?

What the fuck is this retard saying?
Why can't spaniards into English?

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Why Europeans look so good?

the fuck is on about
is he taking the piss?

like most United players

what language is he speaking?

zola
bergkamp
scholes

UCL and UEL winners can't face each other because they're english

i thought he was going to mention either Trump, Bury, or Brexit

Chelsea won EL as for Zenit maybe they won the russian league idk

what is this cunt talking about

WOKE AND BASED

>americans

>wearing a hat indoors
pathetic

I love football, lads

Literally lost his mind, the daft French cunt

500iq speech

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Is Cantona the Joker? He basically went "We live in a society" on us.

Cantona looks and sounds just like the mentally ill guy who hangs around my local library every day

what the fuck lmao

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what the fuck is he talking about

>that Ronaldo face
KEK

fuckin mong cunt lol

>that guys face
please tell me somebody caught that

my fucking sides

haha what was that. Did not understand a word

EL winners qualify to CL in pot 1
Nations League winners should also qualify to Euros but they don't for some reason

>running track on a CL final stadium
yikes

sorry, I meant to say "serbs are good slaves"

Iraqui

That was awkward as fuck.

What the fuck was he even trying to say

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Keep politics out of football they said.

Kek that shitskin sheik from psg looks like he is about to vomit

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he who makes the VAR decisions...

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What face is tsuu making lads? And wtf happened to messhit's hair?

didnt this guy just tweet a vid of him breaking an egg with his dick, and now hes trying to sound like a great philosopher

Didnt they say that ronaldo will skip this ceremony?

he's just french

gerrard dove in that final

kek

based utility man altintop

>that JUST haircut of messi

>tfw frankie win CL

WHEN'S THE FUCKING DRAW YOU HIPSTER FAGGOTS?

right hand side

Why do Liverpool feel the need to be so politically correct nowadays they have to put one of their women players on the right of this poster?

>I love football
>Thank you

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Does Yea Forums rate Altintop?

based Greek

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give constantinople back you digstuing serbian subhuman

Salty for 98 and 06?

JUST

>what makes Istanbul so special
the doggos :)

>dove

based retard

Check his submissive gaze too. Messi looks straight at him and Ronaldo can't stand it

Who is this guy? Looks like the owner of my local kebab place

Cute

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ze history
ze culture

>i love football

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NO ONE CARES
WE WANT THE DRAW

no
maybe
no just because nobody rates him that highly
no
yes

For me it's Cantona

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Yeah, the Vettel-looking dude lmao

Could they not get anybody better than this shitter, or someone who speaks English

u ahv to wisit la

The two monsters of the modern UCL

>ronaldo with a cr7 shirt........

McSpaghetti

WUT!!!

Nah, he wasn't even there

new meme

Okay I'll visit Turkey one day

they cute

>sneijder in
OH NO NO NO JUST

altintip looks stoned lmao

WE STICKY NOW

STICKY
FUCK JANNIES

Del Piero

they should just get english people to host this shit and only invite english guests on
hate listening to these retarded foreigners speaking their broken english

gimme

PSG, WAXTAP, Inter and Slavia

Some good opponents with good chances for 2.-3. spot

why are they faking their accent

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>sticky

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gib indian mommy

What the fuck was he talking about?

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>the state of that body

FUCK UEFA

>Cantona

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sticky woot

Baník pyčo

Lol he looks american

Jesus Christ Snijder put on a good 15 kg in a couple of months of inactivity

MODS=GODS

*wins*

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based mods
mutts btfo

MANLETS ONLY IN HERE

LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT

BASED WESLEY

He thicc

Baník v piči

based fatty

>wesley sneijder

never heard of him

posting

Chad manlet

>sticky has MPAOK on the OP

kek based

THICC

when even michael owen thinks you're a weirdo

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who is this fat fuck?

>Mods stickied this shit
>not legia rangers match
Fucking Yikes

SNEIJDER'S VEST IS ABOUT TO POP

What a shameless bunch, you rob him one Ballon d'Or.

Lads just got let go from my job due to school conflict. Cheer me up

That's not me btw. Filthy provocator

GET TO THE FUCKING DRAW ALREADY

Wont win m8

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With 4 leagues having already 4 teams + countries that can't play against each other.
The number of opponents possible is quite low

What do you call this body type?

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>2 weeks into retirement
>put on 20 kilos

based

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Youre welcome

finally someone who speaks english

t. Opava

who the fuck is sneijder?

>Nobody has ever come out of retirement

>Sneidlet

Trying so hard to hide his gains

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don't mind me lads, just posting in a sticky thread

Thought this was a European competition, why is there a curry presenter?

you shouldn't beat up your students user

stfu and give us dinamo you uefa fags

NOBODY CARES

JUCK FANNIES

Are Atalanta the good guys in this CL edition, lads?

He got so fat so quickly, wtf

why don't Europeans ever iron their clothes?
very weird

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>salty about not winning the WC final
lmao

poor wes

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what a fat fuck lmao

why dont i see chad spaniards on here

Any other latinamerican watching tjrough ESPN? This is reaching american levels of ads ffs

jucked ur mums fanny last night m8

he's just bulking

LMAO

Take the red-pill: there're no good guys in champions league

>watching twitter

>UCL draw gets a sticky
>Copa Libertadores draw doesn't get a sticky

>Virgil 2nd

wtf how is he that high

>Sticky

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Arsenal's legend Petr Cech

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whats the point of doing it?

based

americans are so fat they entirely fill up their clothes and have no folds

Seriously?

based helmet man

europe football is better than monkey football

THE CHAMPIONS

Why don't you just watch it on Uefas official stream? There's no fucking ads.

ČECHÍŇO

7 TIMES LA

Like I care

Finally Recovered From Depression Post Divorce swag

CECH IS A CHAD

BUT HIS HEAD IS PAPER MACHE

why isn't he wearing his hat?

imagine being famous and having tons of literal whos judging your body
must suck

Based Cech

DRUMPF & SCIENCE

nah

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>that hairline
He should keep the helmet on.

OH NO NO NO

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it's called fashion look it up burger

It's Genk!

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bwxYAW Rjubf rgw runw iron a shirt is pfdsaf

to not lose his kippa

Smug Edwin

>balding
>chad

Linen, fatbrain.

Put manlet Sneijder next to a massive goalie, based UEFA

>wesley sneijder, now that was a player

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Get on with it ya pooftas

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Good. He doesn’t deserve it.

who 2d here?

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lads, what do i tell the barber if i want this haircut?

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>twitter screencaps

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hey bro, you a slavia supporter? visiting prague in november-december so I hope to catch a game of yours

Spaniards don't have the language skills needed to be here, they have their own backward imageboards

I'm here because I'm a Catalan

>imagine looking 15 years old than you actually are
yikes

"Just give me the helmet bro"

>went back to chelsea
THAT ARSENAL FEEL

>Nedved
>Cech

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fuck you, favela-monkey

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here

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happens a lot with athletes, guess the skin can't handle all that sweating

swapped him for luiz

FAT? FAT IS IT?

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based

LETS GO FRANKIE WIN SOME FUKIN CL

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Come see Baník pyčo

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here

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BASED CHAD ALISSON

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>cringe effects

stop

>the absolute state of ABLs

yeah, don't expect to get into CL games as those will be sold out in a minute after going on sale, but you should have no problem getting to a league game

Ferreira-Carvalho-Costa-Valente. Now that was a backline

>those special effects

jesus christ

>(((european sports journalists) selected by (((european sports media)))

real Chad time

CHADLISON

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He fucked Yolanthe so often I don't think he cares anymore

I don’t remember these fire ball games.

It gives him majesty and authority

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this fucking Liverpool bias

fuck uefa

>European Award
>won by a Brazilian
Colonized

GOAT

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lmao at those early 70s special effects

>anime edits

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post anime TITTIES !!

Allison "Becker" Another german keeper talent

wanna shag alisson lads

>CG effects

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We DBZ now

>already mic’d up

Kek

>special effects
wtf was that

Brazilian Excellence

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>these anime effects
top autism

No woman will ever look like that at me

How true is that scatalans don't take a shower everyday?

Do you believe he was actually the best player last season? HAHAHAHAHAH

SPEAK ENGLISH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Literally what?

The fuck is this nogger yawning language. It sounds like someone is raping a furry

SOPA

Why cant you just speak english wtf

we are not French

ENGLISH DICKHEADS SPEAK IT

are league games usually sold out? derbies?

Can a fellow INTER BRO tell me my group??????

The image is from another parallel universe ;^)

>uef/a/

based

bruh I want to see the draw, not some stupid ceremony

I PLAY DRUMS BTW
GO CHECK MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL

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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Yeah, it's quite the coincidence. But it must be the sweat. I always thought it was all the peds. But I like your idea.

BRAZIIIIILLLL

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read a book

COMFY THREAD

Parabains

>did you ever dream of winning this trophy
>yeah all kids do bla bla bla
that's all

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Alisson actually speaks English, no idea why they did the interview in hue

understood more of that than i did of cantona's speech tbf

it's not started yet

Alisson wins best goalkeeper?! What the fuck. Is this a joke?

LEARN ENGLISH

>Yolanthe
plastic whore

>This ape can't even speak english.

>my

Fuck off customer.

why are their portugues so different?

the speaker was the one who started it

BROZIL

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Every sensible person does. Messi’s season was generally considered a failure, Cristiano was literally irrelevant

Spaghetti

they're drawing 1 pot then going back to 20 mins of wank. it's irrelevant

based
fuck anglos

Are they fkn drunk?

HERE WE FUCKING GO

not yet, but I hope they get a decent one.

EVERY SPEE THREAD IS COMFY

sorry I don't speak non-white

I take it he's very grateful? That's all I got.

God, euro portuguese sounds so disgusting

based Ranieri

lol

He won the golden glove in all 3 competitions he competed in, the first keeper to ever do it, why would he not?

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Imagine being paid millions per year to work in England, and you don't even bother to learn the language.

just games against Sparta, sometimes against Plzen, but those will be played in the spring

the best you can do is probably a match against those polish moles from ostrava

HERE'S THE RIG

>
>>
>The mental state of Liverpool fans

>'Nogger'
>"it sounds like someone is raping a furry'

Dat edge coming straight from poland

Doesn’t matter whether their season was a failure on a club level. It matters who played best footie. Messi played better footie than VVD

bootleg ranieri

LET'S GO BOYS

I CLAIM GROUP Yea Forums FOR BARCELONA

Brazillian Portuguese is like American English. It's a simplified and bastardized version.

one is european accent the other is brazilian
just like with britbong english, american english, australian english etc

well the ped is in the sweat so it might fuck up the skin too

>3 teams in pot 1

we really that good huh

What time is Pot 2, 3 and 4 draw scheduled?

How do I get a qt Indian gf like this one?

Good to see Ranieri is still getting work

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IT'S OUR YEAR BARCABRO

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>supporting a league

Already confused

Welcome to Yea Forums, newfag.

For me its real - barca match

Bros is it normal if this poo making me diamond

JUST GRAB THE FUCKING BALLS ALREADY JUST PICK THEM UP OH MY GOD WHY IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS LET AMERICANS DO IT WE CAN FINISH THIS SHIT UP FUCK OFF

Oh shut up dude, it's my team, and that meme is stale af

this guy....is a savage

what about bohemian

He knows how to speak it, and pretty good actually. Just look for any interview.

S T I C K Y
T
I
C
K
Y

portuguese sounds retarded

He’s actually rubbish though
He literally has a brain fart every few games

GIVE US ZENIT VS SHAKTAR REEEEEEE

>the chinese calling Chad Baník polish moles

His teams did the best

A puta da tua mãe diz o contrário quando lhe estou a comer a cona, ó macaco!

He can speak it

youtube.com/watch?v=Lx89vb-zdNI

>teams from russia and ukraine not drawn in same group
lmao

>fc barselona
>fc bayern
>FOOTBALL CLUB zenit

they have to take time to heat them up properly

rolling for Dynamo Zagreb vs. Red Star Belgrade in the same group

inb4 zenit shaktar final

be 190cm tall, go to india.
indian girls love tall guys

>based on absolutely nothing

>Yuro bantz
shit's amazing

a cona kkkkkkk look as idéia do manuel

Jesus. It’s like you actually want him to cum in your mouth.

been like this for 4 years now

posting in sticky

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Not true at all

Comporta-te, mano

just some lower level teams in november-december, sorry

who let you out of the mines this early? are you an unemployed gypsy?

based

>so savage xD
Fuck off back to redd*t if you can't handle it faggot.

hey i got a sticky

bruh if they don't start already I'm going to open porn in another tab

Go to reddit faggot

>tfw too low IQ to understand the explanation

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I hope Barca and real madrid are in the same group

>190cm
>tall
heh sounds like the manlet division

GET ON WITH IT

Fuck you polish moles are based and i hope slavia gets their ass kicked

Bayern
Benfica
Olympiakos
some other shitter

screen cap it if you need

it's not fair bros

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"Computer calculations"

lmao

GET ON WITH IT

PUT THE BALLS IN A POT

SIMPLE AS

just fucking draw em
i could have had two wanks by now

weak bait

>a fuckint draw gets a sticky
>cruijff didnt

OoOooooooooOoooOOOOooOoooooOOOOo

>doesn’t watch football

Based coomer

SAAAAUUUUUUCCCCCCEEEE
god i want to be suffocated by those udders hnhnngnngngn

based CHULIGAN

baseado

hope some paki throws acid on her face when she gets out of the studio

Are you watching some Jordi?

We can tell you don't mate, you don't need to tell us

chelsea winning this year

good enough to get one (You)
here's your (You) aswell sir.

>tfw we can have an Juventus - Napoli - Inter - Atalanta group
imagine that huh ?

I want to be an elephant

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they cant cuz they're from the same league

HERE WE FUCKING GO

PICK SAM FAKIN BALLS

Wouldn't you?

i'd fuck you up you edgy zoomer you ain't shit

just give us zvezda

as are most of the footballers in the audience so no worries, just clap and smile like them

WE FUCKING KNOW WHOSE IN POT1 THEY JUST FUCKING SAID IT DRAW IT ALREADY

congratulations m8 im happy for y-

*DABS ON YOU*
*PISSES ON YOU*
*THROWS YOUR BODY INTO A VOLCANO*

NOBODY CARES FUCK OFF

PSG

surely they could’ve found a better lass

Derby can only happen from QF.

> 'pick the warm ball, wesley '

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except teams from the same country cannot be drawn in the same group doofus

What would UEFA do in the case Waxtap and Zenit reach the final?

not yet, they are starting

>PSG in group A
they are finished as always

PSGAY

Lose weight.

haha damn that bitch got heemed, high fight IQ tho

can you?

>Sneijder grabs a call, crushes it into a thousand pieces

Someone tell wesley not to eat the balls

WE WON

PSG PSG PSG

Literally the only reason to have a live draw

Really want to see a City, Spurs, Lille, Lyon group

>wanting an acne ridden ogre to cum in your mouth.
No thanks

hope to play some polish teams in the CL :)

>PSG

OH NO NO NO
THEYRE FINISHED

D - JUVE

based greek

stop it

LIVERPOOL IN GROUP E(asy)

based

Bahia de Munique

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PSSNEED

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Sophie Rose
daftsex.com/watch/-133753644_456239465

CITY BAYERN PSG AND JUVENTUS HAHAHAHAHAHA

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WHY DOENST HE EAT THE BALLS HAHAHAH

>City in group C
this pleases my autism

Wes jesus fucking christ lay off the kebab for God's sake, your heart is gonna burst

Based Rear Naked Choke, AT LEAST a BJJ Brown Belt, at least

A FOR ALPHA

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Wesley stop eating the balls they’re plastic!

NAPOLI DOING GOOD SO FAR
GET HYPE

BASED

GROUP E WE DID IT. ITS ALREADY OVER. 7 TIMES CONFIRMED

GROUP F

BARCELONA

NOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T PRESS F ON US

RIGGED

ah yes the famous football league of el salvador

sophie rose. She looks best here tho m8

Nice double chin, fatty

He's been holding back for like two decades, let him live.

Kek it’s like they’re trolling Liverpool by continually referring to City as the “champions if england”
And then Liverpool
“They will bring there their 6 titles...European titles”

FUCKING LAUGHING MY TITS OFF

I hope memetasaray gets gangbanged

He's looking like some old cartoon character

no

>spurs will get PSG, Juve or Bayern
jej

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

F

F for Barcelona

FUCKING RIGGED

GENK will win CL

ZINIT

Clearly

F

what about that

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F in the chat for barca

we got this

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIII

>teams from the same country are alocated to groups based on tv days
holy fuck we are reaching american levels of commercialization

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>psg
chockers
>bayern
boomers
Juve are the only legitamate threat

big virg incoming

>le run away man

S

G for Gazprom

>not matip the real man mountain

MAN MOUNTAIN

fat indian tits are a sport?

rigged against Us as always

More Liverpool asslicking

TOWERING INFLUENCE

>le meme mountain

>le get carried by Matip man
>best defender

M A N
O
U
N
T
A
I
N

Is this a youtube video?

*muffled TSUUUUUs in the background*

MATIP

>reaching

We're already there

Virgin Van Dyke LUL

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it's been that way for like 10 years

MAN MOUNTAIN

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my brother in tea, thanks.

GOAT

>Time to make them seethe

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Mountain man

fucking rigged

It's been like this for years.

>Meme anime edits

HNNNNNGH

Wouldn't there be more suspense if they started with bottom teams ?

They literally hired colosimo to do the videos.

Right after the draw is completed Sneijder shits out a huge beach ball, opens it up, and pulls out a transparent saying "give me my 2010 Balon d'Or"

This is what a Dutch look like

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DEFENDER OF THE SEASON

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Name a more overrated player in the last 5 years

Van Dijk's hair always makes me want to throw up

Van Dijk looks like a nervous little girl speaking.
What?! I thought he was a man mountain

Pique is taller than this virgin

virgil van mutt

like 35% of the CL winners (in the current format) where in group F, it's the lucky one if anything

where's number 3

>now that the dust has settled
Based

daily reminder that no matter how much it makes you seethe, Liverpool are the greatest team in Europe

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH UEFA STREAM DIED

what a fucking chad

Based captain Tsubasa

>what cut you want?
>give me that dinner lady look

>the [position] of the year is just the most highly rated player in that position of the team that won CL
Kill this dumb meme award already.

I was thinking same thing

Is that really how you pronounce van Dijk?

WTF THE UEFA STREAM IS BROKEN

WHERE CAN I WATCH?

>sticky

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stream is kill

Their little speeches are so memey

I give you two: Messi, Ronaldo

Messi

>uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2020/draws/round=2001140/?iv=true
this

there will be at least one person who will talk about racism innit bruvs

VAN DYKE BALLON D'OR

Live footage of me waiting for this shit to hurry up

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HAHAHAHAHAHA EVEN TWITCH STREAMERS RUN THEIR SHIT BETTER THAN UEFA

I forgot the funniest

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just refresh

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WTF

Here he's just trying to figure out his range with the jab. Mixing it up a lot, jab to the face and the body shots.

Elephant showing some high fight IQ, I'll tell you that much

almost lads

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Van Dijk literally oblivious about Istanbul CL win.
LIVERPOOL LEGEND.

He looks like oil wrestler.

this fake award bullshit destroys the comfyness

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heres your stream mate
*PISSES ON YOU*
Enjoy, wanker

try this
links.uefa.tv/UCLDraw

just go to youtube

just close the page and reload

He's more dutch than you'd think

stream is dead?

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Neymar and Mbappe

kek

>UEFA technical skills

just building confidence for VAR

TOTTENHAM GONNA GET DABBED

stream ded, fug

>real in pot 2
they must be seething

UEFA HELP ME

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Eurosport

what do you mean?

refresh fixes it

PSG TOTTENHAM

Group A Paris Saint-Germain
Group B Bayern Munich
Group C Manchester City
Group D Juventus
Group E Liverpool
Group F Barcelona
Group G Zenit Saint Petersburg
Group H Chelsea

The elite of world football, and Chelsea.

TOTTENHAM - BAYERN

that's quite uncomfy

LADS