/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Solved Edition

Sweet

feck off will ye. gobshite.

>first track is track two

>hulkie never got his podium

I kinda liked Hulkenburg. It was nice seeing Ricciardo edge him out during qualifying/race and everyone losing their shit over it.
The last few races he seemed to have had the upper hand though.
Binning it in Germany cost him dearly.

Isn't going to Renault a sort of downgrade?

If you are not racing, no

>/f1/ is going to lose AMX pole and Hulkenberg podiums in the one season
Gasly and Albon points difference is kinda weak in comparison.

Perez still has no pole

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luv my Marta

Who?

Nonce

Hulk should set Zeus on Cyril

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h-hot

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racefans.net/2019/08/29/gasly-believes-red-bull-return-in-2020-is-possible-after-shock-demotion/

based or cringe?

>Carrie will become a hot MILF GAL

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F1 2021:
>Wolff GP - Ferrari
44. Hamilton
77. Secondtas
>Red Bull - Honda
33. Amd Amx
23. Albon
>Scuderia Mar L Boro Ferrari
16. Lekek
7. Gimi
>McLaren - Ferrari
55. Sainz
4. Land of Norris
>Toro Rosso - Honda
69. O'Ward
25. Jean Eric Vergne
>Enstone - Ferrari
3. Tricky
31. O'Con
>Alfa Romeo - Ferrari
?. M. Schumacher
99. Gio the Nazi
>What's the Point Racing - Ferrari
18. Lance Stroll
40. Latifi
>Haas - Ferrari
?. Pedo Fittipaldi
?. Ferucchi
>Suzie Wolff GP (formerly Williams)
63. Boy George
?. some bloke with cash innit?

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>Track 2. I'm still here ft. Grando

based

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>Asked how he had hurt his leg Raikkonen said: “Sport, injury, getting old.”
kek

>Mar L Boro
Say you aren't sneakily adding in tobacco sponsorship are you, buddy?

cringe

if repeating numbers, reno will fold with two races to go

OH NO NO NO NO
WE GOT TOO COCKY RICBROS

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OOOH NONONONO

Would never do that!
Easily tobacco ads can be spotted.
Surely people would notice.
There is no place for them in F1.

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finally...

>Let James Packer bust a nut in her

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NOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE HERE

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>Germany
Absolutely seething.

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Oh absolutely

Good lad, I was worried there for a second. Smoking bad!

smoke camel

Nice

BONUS TRACK: "My wife takes the Grando's Pill, It means I won't win."

vrm :DD

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Based.

Shocking

Sometimes people ask me why this team?
Maybe it's an old infatuation.
Or, perhaps there really is something mythical.
Knowing my friends, they'd never understand.
Emotion to this degree.

Mostly successful
Always passionate
Racing hard
Loving the challenge
Best there ever was
Obtuse yet caring
Rancorous sometimes, like late 1997
Ozone layer

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>fucking based
can't wait

James I'm staying, tell Hamo I have his back in 2020, copy copy feat.russel ''no points'' doll face

He needs to retire soon anyway

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didnt read

Reminder that Tobacco liveries are not based.
Based are Pure team colours with racing related forms like white stripes or round numbers.

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oh fug :D

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He's the third option but I guess he can hope

would assume this means that McLaren isn't interested in Ericsson for their new team in 2020

>fall out of the car
>don't die
villeneuve btfo

Reno also brings new spec of their engine.
Hulk and Ricci will mount it.
One of the Mclaren bois will mount too.
All penalized though.

Honda Nippon Formura Ichi teamo

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He's from Belfast, he's used to disintegrating cars.

Uh oh

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NOT OVER YET /GASLYBROS/

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What happened to Kimi?

here's the tl;dr

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>Vietnam

>“C-carrie, really... We...”

>“Just look at how swollen this boob is.” She was whispering now, and her breast was inches from my face. It did in fact look swollen, the skin stretched taught over its roundness. A few veins showed through her skin as faint blue lines. As I watched, drops of milk began to appear and drip down onto my shirt. “I really need your help, user,” she whispered urgently, her teeth clenched.

>“Fuck,” I said, and then my mouth was on her tit, my lips sealed around the pink nipple, and I was sucking, pulling a spray of milk into my mouth, feeling the little jets hitting my tongue and the insides of my cheeks.

>“Oh, yes!” Carrie said, the words bursting out of her like a grunt. She put a hand to the back of my head, holding me tight against her as I sucked and swallowed, sucked and swallowed. The chair I was in was a big lounger, and she climbed up onto it, putting one knee on either side of my legs. Then she could hold onto my head with both hands, burying her fingers in my hair. “Suck me, baby,” she said in a purring whisper. “Suck on me. Take my milk. Suck it out of me.”

>I pawed at her body, cupping the breast I wasn’t sucking on and squeezing it roughly. I felt milk spraying against my hand, and I switched my mouth to that breast, closing my teeth down on the nipple for an instant and then sucking, squeezing the same tit with my hand as I sucked on it. With my other hand I groped between her legs. She was wearing a short skirt, and after I fumbled my hand under the fabric my palm cupped over a soft patch of pubic hair and a warm pussy. She was already wet, and after a few moments of stroking and probing, I slid two fingers into her.

>“Yes!” she grunted again. She closed her fists in my hair, holding tight. By raising and lowering her hips she helped me to finger-fuck her cunt, driving my fingers into her as far as they would go. I kept sucking, and still the milk kept flowing from her. It wasn’t a huge amount; a long, hard suck would produce only a sip, but it kept coming, kept spraying into my mouth in those tiny squirting jets.

>Suddenly Carrie jerked away from me, pulling my head away from her with the hands she had buried in my hair. The tit I’d been sucking on continued to spray, the milk landing on my neck and down onto my shirt. She just looked at me for a time, her breath loud and raspy, still clutching my head with both hands. At first, I couldn’t read the expression on her face, but then her eyelids fluttered and her jaw tensed with her mouth open. “Gonna cum...” she said, her voice thick and throaty. She dropped her right hand from my head and closed it around the wrist of the hand I was finger-fucking her with. She pulled up, forcing my fingers deep into her cunt, then pushed me out, then pulled up again in a slow rhythm. “Gonna cum...” she said again, her voice more urgent this time.

>The angle was awkward, but by folding my thumb inward I could put a little nudging pressure on her clit. Carrie made a wordless cry when I did this, a shudder passing through her body. She took the hand that was gripping my hair away and held it up with her fingers spread, as if fending off something invisible. Both of her breasts were squirting out milk now.

>I hooked my free hand around her body and pulled her back toward me so I could suck on her some more, and as my lips closed down on her nipple, she cried out again, a short, wordless syllable of urgency and need. With the hand she had closed around my wrist she started jerking my hand up into her at a frenzied pace, her grip on my arm painfully tight.

>Then another cry came from her, this one long, loud, and full-throated. It rose in pitch until it pinched off in her throat, and then her body was convulsing over me, violent shudders running through her like waves, from her shoulders down to her pelvis. Two, three, four times she shuddered like this, and I found the milk squirting into my mouth faster than before, without my needing to suck.

>Slowly Carrie relaxed after her orgasm. With the hand still on my wrist she pushed my fingers out of her cunt. Then she lowered herself until she was sitting on my legs, drawing her breast away from my mouth. “Ohhh,” she sighed, gasping to catch her breath. “Oh, that was good. I knew you’d be able to help me out with my little problem, user.”

I see what you did there. Nice.

Also what a great looking car.

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cringe, marlboros taste like shit
mevius and camel are miles better

Good to see you back home, Rakesh.

Bootyfest

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saved for a later wank

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there are too many fr*nchmen in formula 1

Belgium, I...

Punished gasly, the man denied his rightful claim to the rb seat. This redemption arc is gonna be kino

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i want to stick my drive shaft in some french exhaust pipes

Can't fool me Rakesh

>if HULK isn't podiuming this season, he will never EVER get a podium
pls no

pls yes, Hulk a shit

sirotkin is better

all the drivers are the same below the top 4

Best Lichtensteiner

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why would anybody willingly go to malibu

>You remember that Netflix scene where Hulkenberg explains a bunch of kids how he cannot even get a champagne load due to a Quick Negro.

Ricc will expose ocon and get the Merc seat in 2021.

JEV said that he would never come back for toro rosso and Fittipaldi basically needs to stop being the hass test driver and win F2/Indycar/Le Mans in 2020 to get enough points for 2021

Wew lad

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The body on that woman is magical

Is she lesbian? Why the world can be like that sometimes?

That's a good looking car.

Is there a bigger collection of brainlets than autosport.com literally every bit of speculation, prediction, analysis they do is utter wank if not flat out wrong.

The Red Bull One Look looks really flat. The Speed Trap could be interesting

/f1/ when not talking about WAGs?

At least we have the WAG chat, they don't even have that.

What's up m8?

Better than being stuck in williams for two years+ like Ocon's plan C was
The only way this happens is if he manages to sabotage Albon's RB and DESTROYS Kvyat every race

Maybe they are testing for Monza GP.

GIO out
Kvyat to Alfa
Albon back to STR
Hulk to RBR
Ocon kill
Hubert to Reno

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Press F for big benis.

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Das it mane

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Oh no they chopped it's foreskin

What is he running happily toward?

He's just happy he can run unlike Simon and the cripple Kimi.

it's actually raidillon

mmm yes

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yummy indeed

They had that top nose design with the two slots for YEARS

Pic is 2015

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Fabienne is so hot my stomach hurts.
HHNNGG

reminder

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based

>literally every bit of speculation, prediction, analysis they do is utter wank if not flat out wrong

That's a good description for F1 journalism as whole, not just Autosport.

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I'm kinda surprised you guys have a racing circuit

>EXPOSED by Ricci so hard that a Merc reject gets your seat

About this, am I the only one who thinks it's super autistic that some people are like "ackshually, it's Raidillon, not Eau Rouge"?

Literally nobody gives a shit, all the drivers just call it "Eau Rouge", so do the commentators. Nobody cares about autistic pedantry apart from fucking losers with nothing better to worry about.

That's so kawaii and all, but I don't even know how is Carrie
The rear end of the Renault is ready for you user, I pay enough money so you can have fun *in* it and it's still hot thanks to the engine explosion

what a woman

OHHH YES

sounds like a right place for this guy

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small, cheeky bikinis to fabienne

not wickedweasel, she doesn't need them. it'd explode my loins

Name an example. I do think they can be a bit autistic but they do actually seem to know things relatively well.

Which one? Joe, Lee, or Palmer?

Lads, how heavy will the shitposting be if Gasly beats Albon this weekend?
With Gasly being demoted, I've kinda lost interest in it.

Wtf is that mercedes spa-spec wing?
Are Failrarri they actually going to win this time?
What would change for you if she was lesbian?
She would still post pics and you won't be able to touch her anyway
That's the 2021 predictions right? Hubert wants to stay in F2 next year (he has way more Super licence points than needed so no problem) and Hulk to RBR won't happen unless VER goes to unterhund team

>ywn gently squeeze those from behind while you kiss her neck softly while you're doing your utmost to contain the raging hard on you've got going

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reminder that necrophilia is not a crime

It would be heavy but I wouldn't bet on it happening

LMAO imagine not having a single podium

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>tfw Fabienne absolutely loves, Australia has a big sister who lives there and I'm pretty sure has dated mostly Aussies

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gassly will not be redeemed but albon will be forever exposed and Квят will be looking very good for a completed redemption arc

>What would change for you if she was lesbian?
Dunno, happy meetings ocur.
But also I can't stand the fact that Fabienne won't go a full nelson position.
Also imagining the scene would not be possible cuz that's unnatural for Fabi.
Maybe is that so.

>hulk has less podiums than a cripple with 1 point
lmaooooooo

/f1/ is a kot general.

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Albon's helmet looking absolutely kino tbqhwyf

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Maybe Merc will change their wing, for the last few years they've had one with a curved bottom edge.

Also I was looking at the DRS actuators and it's pretty cool that Red Bull have put it into a single wing support strut, while the other two teams each have two support struts, and a separate DRS actuator. Surely RB's solution is best for aero and weight (and cost) so I dunno why the others haven't done it.

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It looks like RP likes to change his color scheme every GP

CUTE

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*Fewer. Hulk has *fewer podiums than Kubica.

>ywn be Fabienne's kot

>drop shadows
>subtle patterns
>gradients
zoomer tier rubbish that belongs on away football kits

>this nigga has less testicles than your average mail
lmaoooooo

>tfw Heidfeld has not archieved a win in F1, not even in FE.

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Based and Krating Daengpilled

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>mail
f-fuck

>I will never be that lil puss
xhrist, rope soon

it literally has a creek called eau rouge flowing under it so it makes sense yeah

circuitsofthepast.com/eau-rouge-or-raidillon/
>imagine walking aroung like this

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>born in Britain
>grew up in Britain
>uses Thai flag
Twat.

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Radillionfags are actually Netflixbabby know-it-alls that acts like an expert when talking about F1

Colour scheme looks exactly the same, just added winglets

>bullied on britpol
Twat.

Learn English you fucking twat

>he doesn't like drop shadows

It's a meme youtube.com/watch?v=aMkLGW0CbIM

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Raidillon, is in fact, Eau Rouge/Raidillon, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge.

Raidillon is not a turn unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning turn system made useful by the Eau ouge, the old main straight and vital turn components comprising a full turn system as defined by FIA.

Many Formula One drivers drive on a modified version of the Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge which is widely driven today is often called “Raidillon”, and many of the drivers and media pundits are not aware that it is basically the Eau Rouge system, developed by the Spa Francorchamps circuit. There really is a Raidillon, and these people are driving on it, but it is just a part of the system they drive through.

Raidillon is the left hander; the turn in the system that allows the machine’s acceleration to the Kemmel straight. Raidillon is an essential part of the turn system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete turn system. Raidillon is normally used in combination with the Eau Rouge: the whole system is basically Eau Rouge with Raidillon added, or Eau Rouge/Raidillon. All those who talk about so-called “Raidillon” are really talking about Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge.

Well at least that's a new pink colour.

We're inching closer back to meme winglets

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So many words to say so little

>nelson position
Okay I actually just learned about it right now
I already saw it before but I had no clue it was called like that, not a big fan of it though
>Netflixbabby know-it-alls
WTF1*
I hate the fact that this """""meme""""" still runs today, it had enough time to shine last year
>Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge
I like you

Netflixbabbies are exactly the ones who watch WTF1

t. newfriend

Yes yes yes we all know that and we all know about the red water but it doesn't matter - if the majority of people (including drivers and everybody else) is now calling that whole section (which is really three kinks - left, right up the hill, then left at the top onto the straight) Eau Rouge, then I'm alright with going with that to be honest

You might be right

I don't think they're doing it as a meme in that video though, they're doing it entirely seriously, which is why I found that video pretty cringe

It's probably just the camera / white balance

It's a /g/ meme

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You were? Sorry to hear that mate, try not being a twat and see what happens.

I promise you nobody actually cares.

*blocks your path*

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Eww!
Someone writed with a pen on your photo!

Fat John > Ferrari
You heard it from me.

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equally Louis fault

I didn't blame anyone
Pekka implied a scenario where grosjean was in a higher position than a ferrari or he was bigger than a ferrari and I found him such an image

I was referring to the content of the picture not the context of your post

HAMILTON WON LIKE 11 RACES AND BOTTAS 0 A COUPLE YEARS AGO

ITS EMBARASSING HE IS STILL ALLOWED TO DRIVE THE FASTEST RACING CAR IN THE SERIES

t. Force In- Racing Point

Press F for the final dick nose.

okie dokie

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None of this driver swap talk means shit since HWL will continue for at least another 3 years

>ze Mercedes
>ze fastest
Pick one

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J U S T

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twitter.com/F1/status/1167112174285873152
MWL commences again

do any of you enjoy this "sport" anymore?
I honestly dont even want to watch

dr.markoed

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So basically state of 2020:
FIAMGMERCEDES
- Both drivers have contract

ROT STIER
- Only Vettee has contract
- Lekek is not confirmed, but everythings point to the extension

REDU BULLU TOKUSENTAI
- AMX has contract
- 2nd seat Kvy vs Albon, with Gasly slim outside chance

>Lelnault
- RIC OKEK contract

RICHENERGYHAASF1
- KMAG has contract
- 2nd seat GRO vs HULK

Racing Stroint
- No contracts yet, but the Kike will defo stay

Sauba
- Gimi has contract, Gio on suicide watch

MCLEL
- the Zoomer and the Spic both has contract

RedBull outcasts
- No confirmation, usual bloodbath for the seats

Willy
- Russel has "multi year contrac"

So realistically we have a Sauba, a Team Kikes, a Minardi 2.0 seat, the others has shortlisted or basically confirmed drivers

most of the time these are cringy, but I like this one.

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haha LOLlipopman

/f1/dditors reported me for truthfully calling them cumbrains. Imagine being so beta

what else am i supposed to do all day besides cum ruthlessly on all of my possessions to rich people's girl friends?

t. Stoic warrior

Based
Based Brain of Cum

I am a proud cumbrain.

I'm brainly going to cum over Fabienne photos.

cumbrain gang

Rote Stier is Red Bull not Ferrari

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CUMBRAINS RISE UP

twitter.com/thomasmaheronf1/status/1167107504725213185
BASED.

HOLY BASED. FUCK DETRACTORS.
WHO /RICHBRO/ HERE

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CUMBRAINS

assemble

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK DETRACTORS

>88
Nah son, rather be a cucumber than Hitler

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I'm surely going to buy a Rokit phone before a energy drink can.

reminder that /f1/ is a Cumbrian general, southerners and Romans aren't welcome

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AAAAAAAAAAAAa

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twitter.com/rich_energy/status/1165355448876355584
*crack*
*sip*
AHHHH.....

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WE FUCKING WON RICHBROS
WE.
FUCKING.
WON

Who else /high voltage/ here?

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FUCK YOU GUYS I DONT DRINK RICH ENERGY ANYMORE
LIGHTNING VOLT IS THE BEST FOR ME

"one may call him a pervert, deviant, sodomite, degenerate , it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But call him a cumbrain and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out."

you have never tasted rich energy
and you will never taste lightning volt

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i want minardi back

oh nonono

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kek

ya can't afford it.

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It's ogre bros
>Rich Energy to decide if keep on sponsoring Haas

>oc ON/OFF
nice

Not sure if someone posted this yet

twitter.com/pirellisport/status/1167007443097985024

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Look at this picture

Look at it

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How to make f1 normies mad at the internet:
>be /high voltage/

He’s vaulted to the top of volt

>Russell on Williams car:
>"We don't have a lot of downforce but we also have a hell of a lot of drag"
Top kek

based.

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he is such a twink

So I'm 100% sure than Santino Ferrucci cheated on his GF as she seems quite pissed off.

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Why did Gene Haas let his team be associated with such a trainwreck of a company?

definitely cheated with bourdais, you just know

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I mean I would.

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Why does she have a black eye?

money.

>trainwreck
Get a load of this detractor.

post cheat_2

I could definitely see Ferrucci as a domestic abuser.

It's all the same soppy shit.
Now posting about how she is 'cut loose'

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>You can't keep secrets for your loved one
what

What's wrong with black eyes? What are you Ray cyst?

>Checked who she follows
>"NarcissistSurvivorGroup" one of the most recent ones

Fucking lel

>Little Lupe IPA
lmao

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Based Ferrucci puting slags on it's place.
There's no room on this world for pussies.

Gassly seems pretty disturbed. What if he shoots up RB HQ?

Holy shit lol
Fettucini also has anger-, and entitlement issues going by his F2 ban etc.

He’d drive to the factory but get stuck in traffic he couldn’t pass and by the time he arrived all the staff had gone home

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quick rundown?

I've been hearing about this rich energy shit for months now and I just don't understand what's going on.

Not if Verstappen does it first, leaving no survivors, just to bully Gasly a bit more.

fucking kek

William Storey is the bearded weirdo who was the CEO of Rich Energy. Then he started sperging out and saying he was going to cancel their sponsorship of Haas, due to Haas' performance. Haas were like "you can't do that, there's no performance clauses, and we'll sue you for £35 million [something like that; whatever they were due to receive under the sponsorship] if you try and cancel the contract". Other shareholders at Rich tried to oust Storey and it looked like they had been successful, and they renamed the energy to Lightning Volt or something. But now it looks like the bearded nutter is back.

would like to remind all of yall that >no gf

fresh OC bois

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aw hell yeah

No, Storey called up unlicenced bankruptcy solicitors, sold (or gave) his shares to that solicitor company which then appointed a stooge to run it. The stooge(s) then renamed it Lightning Volt. Now for some reason Willy bought his shares back. Maybe he got his denbts in order.

2021 engine regs status?

You guys watch Super GT, Jimmy Broadbent, TRL Limitless? Any other sim/kart racers?
You have good taste please suggest

Super gay

>ROT STIER
>- Only Vettee has contract
>- Lekek is not confirmed, but everythings point to the extension

>The absolute state of (You)

Only watched some Super GT when he played Forza Horizon 4, he is alright

only playstation racing channel i ever watched was failrace

My favorite FH4 youtuber is isuckatdriving, he has no commentary but his racing is pure gold. He's probably the fastest FH4 driver in the world and he drives with keyboard (!)
I mean it's an arcade game but that's still impressive, some really good overtakes and cutbacks there

His older FH4 videos when the game was a mess were more entertaining, now they have added penalties and collision avoidance which makes it more fun to play but way more boring to watch

motorsport.com/f1/news/hulkenberg-sensed-renault-exit-ocon/4523750/

>Hulkenberg sensed he would have been dumped by Renò
>There were hints pointing at it like a change of dynamics during the summer break

Or maybe other hints like Cyril saying left and right you don't have a contract and renewing you was not his only option?

>now they have added penalties and collision avoidance which makes it more fun to play
eh, I disagree. Part of the fun factor of FH4 is the bonkers fuck you mentality. Maybe it's because I raced a ton on GTA V too, which has the same mentality

Albon has a pretty big head 2bqhwyl

For me, it's
youtube.com/watch?v=jXmSsp6yDoI&

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Well he's not going to give that as an answer is he? God you're an autist.

>track 3, Yes.....the car felt good.

I'm Valtteri Bottas

cuck.

>relying on ad hominems

hi, Valtteri Bottas

Hello I just turned 30. How are you my friend?

Durbo where?

this is james

racial sensitivity training but theyre teaching you how to be more racist

Dead
Hi James

rip ;___;

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fuck off.

durbo sounds like trubo but with a finnish accent

good, Valtteri Bottas. hyvää syntymäpäivää, by the way.

Estonian accent. Finnish consonants are sharp estonian is the spurdo language. Unironically

based

>american education

The Eesti takeover of Binland is easier day by day

dude look at this picture lmao

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Me with the mohawk

I don't give a shit, I'm too much of a manchild to even care about dating women
Still don't get why he managed to tease an exciting Thursday with a happy emoji when he had not incredible contract to show and could see that he would be fired in 8 races

fuck white "people"

hell yeah dude

BASED

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Im not your "dude" you stupid fucking honky

the damon hill fan club

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eh dardy post cuz

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Is this a pic from the irl /f1/ Meetup?

which one is damon hill?

Why is Lewis so good at Silverstone and CoTA?
Why was Massa so FUCKING GOOD at Brazil?
Why is Hulk so good at Brazil?
Why is Ricciardo so good at Monaco and Abu Dhabi?
Why is Max so good at Mexico?
Why is Stroll so good at racing but so bad at qualifying?
Why did Alonso choke behind Petrov?
Why is Bottas so good at Russia?

look it's DC!

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white haired bloke at the back

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T. Hanks.

other yellow hat guy is jenson

are you sure?

Blessed Stallman

>hahaha, "bwoah", that's Radillion actually, amirite guish :PPP

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Maybe he hoped he could have announced it before Renault and go like: "It's me going away, not Renault sending me out"

>Force India went into administration and were taken over by Canadian billionaire Lance Stroll.
bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/49509020

Benson thinks Lance is a billionaire, lmao.

that was bretty gud

much slower than before

>German gp can return at a different venue
I want a 130 lap Norisring race lads

>Lewis so good at CoTA?
*blocks your path*

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based as fuck

F1 cars lap the track under a minute, the qualifying would have to take part in two groups, the in-race traffic would be insane and Russell would be lapped 8 times in his shitbox so no
Even letting Hermannn TILKE creampie the Nordschleife with his hairpins, "Suzuka esses but worse #7461" and full tarmac runoffs would be a better idea

>F1 cars lap the track under a minute, the in-race traffic would be insane and Russell would be lapped 8 times in his shitbox
these are all reasons to have a norisring F1 Grand Prix you eejit.

based realist hulk.

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Ahem, attention please:
Fuck Ocon and fuck his gypsy face.
Thar would be all.

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And K Mag pretty much said "I have no feelings about the guy we haven't even talked but I would have no problems being in a team with him"

>Hulk gets mad at F1 cuz no podium and Haas seat
>Becomes a Magnussen EVO 2.0

>B-but muh Buxton Netflix rivalry xd

Magnussen has a podium tho

code for
"i don't have any other choice".

has the HIDF slit his wrists yet, or is he working up to it?

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excuse me, when is RAG going to F1? thanks

Soon™

bet albon gives you a weak af handshake when you meet him

bet bottas fucking crushes your hand

I would unironically support Haas and their shitbox if they have a Hulk/KMag lineup next year.
youtube.com/watch?v=21T8d0SA5Js

based kraut

Will we finally experience the power of true punished hulken?

>rebuild baku in a non shithole country
>bring back imola
>bring back nurburgring
That's it, now you have a god tier calendar

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I'll be gentle

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Fail race is comfy af

He looks like he may be skirting JUST status with that hairstyle

Bring back refuelling

>keeping snore ricard

>Bahrain
It can be pretty good I think; the fight between Hamilton and Rosberg in 2014 was good.
>China
Yes that's a pretty soulless track. It's okay I guess. I think the setting / environment is the worst part. One single huge gaudy grandstand that actually has people in it. Other grandstands are just barren.
>Vietnam
We haven't even fucking seen it yet and you're already discounting it?
>Singapore
Good track mate, fuck you
>Russia
Yeah it's not a hugely amazing track, but it's a race so who cares

Personally I wouldn't get rid of any of them because the more races, the better.

Abu Dhabi, Paul Ricard, Catalunya and Russia haven't produced a single good race for on track action. They all should be replaced. Zandvoort will be shite too.

I like Yas Marina and Spain. Both quite cool circuits in my view. I like playing them on the F1 games. So maybe that's why I have a good view of them. Paul Ricard I actually haven't seen a race at yet, I missed it the last two years. Russia is pretty meh.

>They all should be replaced
Well they probably won't be so personally I see no reason to get annoyed.

>Zandvoort
Never seen any race at it so I'm interested 2bh.

>Australia
>Spain
>Monaco
>France
yikes

>I like Yas Marina
absolute wasteman

I just want a cute girl to shit down my throat.

I just want the shit tracks to have wet races.

Don't reply to obvious bait.

rugbyvision.com/
This site is interesting

F1 IS ON TODAY

Is there any possible timeline at this point in which Hulk wins a WDC?

gimi

Where is this from bro?

It's my birthday /f1/ :3

Yep
Ferrari redemption arc

Happy birthday

No it's not.

Why do I get connection errors

gimi

Tank god it weren't only me last night.
Also good morning for everybody whos awake.

>To be honest I don’t think it’s unfair. I think they had to do something. Nothing against Pierre: I have no issue, I like Pierre as a person. I’m not happy to see him go back to Toro Rosso but I think the reality is Red Bull did give him six months.
t. Ricciardo
racefans.net/2019/08/30/ricciardo-red-bulls-gasly-decision-wasnt-unfair-they-had-to-do-something/

>To be honest I don’t think it’s unfair. I think they had to do something. Nothing against Pierre: I have no issue, I like Pierre as a person. I’m not happy to see him go back to Toro Rosso but I think the reality is Red Bull did give him six months.
t. Ricciardo
racefans.net/2019/08/30/ricciardo-red-bulls-gasly-decision-wasnt-unfair-they-had-to-do-something/

Happy birthday, you fucking idiot.

Tank god it weren't only me last night.
Also good morning for everybody whos awake.

FUCK YOU ALL

Fuck you France, this is why half the season is a retard borefest
- I want carnage
- I want chaos
-I want to hear the frontrunner babbies crying because muh traffic
-I want the pysch. strain of monotonity tested on these drivers
-I want the brakes abused by the stop&go track
-I want the suspension abused by high speeds on bumpy shitty asphalt
-I want to see the small balled squeezed up onto the guardrails by the bigballed overtakers
-I want a fucking meme race
-I want a fucking race where something actually happens

The pleb scum's natural lust for mediocrity kills everything in the world

Guys. I think im an alcoholic

Fuck you France, this is why half the season is a retard borefest
- I want carnage
- I want chaos
-I want to hear the frontrunner babbies crying because muh traffic
-I want the pysch. strain of monotonity tested on these drivers
-I want the brakes abused by the stop&go track
-I want the suspension abused by high speeds on bumpy shitty asphalt
-I want to see the small balled squeezed up onto the guardrails by the bigballed overtakers
-I want a fucking meme race
-I want a fucking race where something actually happens

You pleb scum's natural lust for mediocrity kills everything in the world

Based. Put the normies in their place.

Guys. I think im an alcoholic

You bunch of fags need to do something with your life. It can't continue like that.

What if Gio the nazi is living the same thing as Gasly?
Alfa could get away with giving all the latest evolutions to Raikkönen way more easily as they are not in the top 3 and Gimi doesn't seem to see himself as the misunderstood ultimate champion, unlike Alonso

What if the whole plan is for Gassy to make Toro Rosso a race winning team again and beat Max

I can't post f1 cars, not even a little bit.

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20190827212838AAytu7W

double the food, double the posts

[DOUBLE POSTING INTENSIFIES]

btw Hamilton's fault

Absolutely cringe

Absolutely based

gonnegdion errog™ :--DDD

double the chins

55 bings my niggers

>55 bings
>55
DOUBLE THE DOUBLES

twitter.com/john_nuppey/status/1167332354081394688

LMAO

any stream links yet?

Kino, also fuck halo

KWAB

motorsport.com/f1/news/belgian-grand-prix-tech-updates/4523919/#gal-4523919-0-racing-point-rp19-front-brake-detail
>Lawrence Stroll is so rich that his team actually uses gold on their brakes

bottas officialy become the fin barrichello

Half a bong
30 bings
My niggers

Good god Lewis has Aryton’s haircut.

>airshow today
Gonna miss FP2 lads

Hamilton is so much the GOAT lmao its like just keep driving and winning bro nice job him

Wait til you see all the gold in and around the engine cover then

twitter.com/andihaupt1/status/1167345199166701571

Good God what do they mean by that

desu that would be fun as fuck

the usual fox ace is working

Test

I like Valtteri Bottas

>reverse grid
Hamilton will never be able to win again

f288a15fbb08765ae25300031eddbe45e6acd025
ok i found it

I am okay with this, but why 4 races? How would that work?

help I can't post

amx is sporting an orange helmet this weekend. yet in Austria he had a yellow one. I thought you where only allowed one special helper per year

DUN DUN DUN

EPIC THEME IS EPIC

ebin music

test

"It's not 4 quali races per Grand Prix event. It's 4 events with one qualifying race each - most likely Shanghai, Barcelona, Le Castellet & Zandvoort."
- Tobi Gruner
All of this is reverse order
Latifi on pole lads

we're back, bois.

I missed wpin,music so much lads

Gasly is pure shit
Simple as that

Keep me posted EXPOSEDanon

EPIC THEME IS EPIC

I hope you all paid your Spark Billing Company money fee

shit connection

But why on earth not for every race?

hullo frens

hullo waglad

Latifi replacing Russell?

i want to FUCK albons mom

post Albon sister

WHY IS IT NOT BRUNDLE

WHY IS IT DAMON HILL

LMAO FORGET THIS

I am not waglad, seldom post here as I am usually on a VPN when watching F1
Also why the fuck is the cripple doing FP1 while Russell sits out?

SBA :DDD

Nah, good guy williams just lettin him drive in practice

Anyone managed to capture the look of albon sister to red bull mechanich

You get a fine if you do more than once. However no one cares about these fines anyway

What's wrong with Karun's legs? Dude walks like a penguin

imgur.com/cJAYPEw
cute

I JUST WANT TO FUCKING POST

You get a fine if you do more than once. However no one cares about these fines anyway

OH NO NO NO

Merc playing 4d chess again

>Mercedes

What's with Spa and /cutemarshall/

>summer break is over
>can't post
this is no coincidence

NEEKERI

why cant chandok just shut up lmao dudes in over his head

New spec Mercedes engine is confirming the hund status

BLS LED ME BOST DDDDD:

Because they only want the potential snoozefest no pass/full drs races to be revamped
Surprised that they didn't put monaco in
Kubica already let his place before or will do it in the future

What is the point of watching if I can't shitpost with the lads?

blyat practicing turning the car around after his inevitable lap 1 collision

Latifi paid for 6 FP1s this season, and they're splitting them equally between Russell and Kubica.

l-lewd

LEWD RACING POINT I REPEAT LEWD RACING POINT

LEWD

>Stroll showing us car porn

hhhot!

stroll's racing-point been brit-millah'd

lmao the whole fukken panel is gone

WE

lewd things

poo in loo

Racing point exposed

That car without the engine cover actually looked kind of kino

I just want to post ;_;

posting that I'm gay because it's not getting through

>tfw no engine livery or full mechanical livery

>not being able to post
lmao losers

Wait does Albon drive with the black T-cam?

WTF I love Belgium now

based homofallic

>Drinking is safer than sports.
t. Gimi
ebin fug:DDDD

>ALB +1,1s

Time to give Kvyat a shot

Can I post?

>want to post pic from my piss stump overlooking the bus stop chicane
>Yea Forums is fucked

Reeeeee

Holy fuck how can there still be posting issues 12 hours later

alfa noooo

ECCHIIIIIIIIIIII

...

Who got shot up this time to jusitfy the posting kill?

>'Maybe Alex did something to my throat in the middle of the night'

RP ECCHIIIIIIIIIIII

FUCK IM LATE
ANYONE GOT ACESTREAM WORKING?

WUZ

FUCK IM LATE
GIVE ME WORKING ACESTREAM PLEASE

>Russel and Albon sleeping in the same room
LEWD

NEEEEEKEEEEEEERIIIIIIII

LATE I'M FUCK
I'VE BEEN TELEPORTED TO SPAIN HELP GIVE ME WORKING STREAM

>Strict enforcement of track limits at Raidillon
Thank fuck, it was ridiculous up there at the 24h.

test

>12hrs without pics

>Gasly 4 tenths off Kvyat, only beating Giovinazzi, Latifi and Kubica

LOL

LET ME POOOOOOOOOOOOOST

>gasly
>force india

>all these complaints about not being able to post

All of you are just not committed enough

Came here to post this repeatedly until it works.

gib acestream now

whos that qt at torro rosso

Is Hamilton drunk or what?

Uhh guys are we gonna be able to make a new thread?

Are we gonna be able to make a new thread?

f1

nice

gimi will fix posting

nice

FUG!

>Gasly 4 tenths off Kvyat, only beating Giovinazzi, Latifi and Kubica

LOL

Even if we can’t this one won’t be bumpable

bravo

car

Gasly exposed, humiliated, broken live on global television.

use OP link

Is it because of the WoW thing over at /vg/?

FOREST, SAND AND FORMULA ONE

IM CUMMING

Noice

Yo ya'll niggas finna got an acestream link cuz?

It's already ogre. Welcome Albon to RBR in 2020

Fool

New bread when? or are we going /cyc/ and use this thread till the bitter end

did leddit get shoah'd?

Imagine being +0,900 to a washed up Russian

checked

Sophia is a squirter.

When Yea Forums(nel) will bless us with letting a post with a pic through

Nice

big if true

gimi.png

You are now aware that while Karun isn't the most handsome man in the world, he's much more handsome than the average Indian.

i.imgur.com/LUIX6Ay.jpg

gimismilingcuzrepeateddigits.jpg

Boddas

I'm legit mad that Dutchistan is the first Yurop-GP next year.
What the fuck.
Worst possible timeline.

double death to carrie and waglad.

albons sister
imgur.com/Tb2vpyO

Likes to frigg herself so hard she can practically vibrate through walls.

I dont have a clue how they will make the circuit drivable in a years time.

Im cycling to the circuit tho, i live 3 hours away so its doable

>brings Hartley to F1
>brings Gasley to F1
>puts Gasley in his A team
and Marko is considered an expert hmm

TEST

Is Sophia at Spa? Will Mick go beastmode?

Good choice t b h

Will probably take >2 hours to get more than 5 miles from the track by car

Imola for FREC

Kröh

>Hulk 1/4 of a second behind Ricciardo
That's pretty grim for a guy looking for a new team.

Oh of course. Bugger.

Based Ragu +6

>Schumi

Sophia is a succubus and is tending to waglad right now

It's leagues away from being the best track in the world but I think it's quite cool. Sector 3 is probably the worst with all the ring angle corners although it's still quite fun going through that section on the video games. Sector 1 is the best I think - the fast sweeping bends leading to the chicane and then the hairpin turn is quite cool.

It's not bait man, just because you can't think of how to respond to a post you don't like doesn't mean it's bait.

>tfw Sophia will never fly through your window in the middle of the night and run her forked tongue up the length of your cock just to steal your semen
>tfw you will never grab on to her devil horns as the icy embrace of her mouth consumes you and you get lost in her red cat like eyes
>tfw you will never be caught off guard as her serpentine tails wraps round your thigh and pokes itself up your butt causing you to nut instantly

happy birthday mate

>Why yes, I do want a /f1/-thread to grow beyond 5000 postings without it being bumped off the board, how could you tell?

>Next year there will be an extra MGU-H available for the last 2 races, but only 1 unit for every team. Teammates will share the unit: the best placed driver in the WDC will use the new MGU-H in the penultimate race, the worse placed will use it in the last race

Fucking wut?

>What are stickies?

>NEW: Renault requested three MGU-Ks per season in exchange for 22-race calendar
KEK

your birthing broke the site you willy head

Real test

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okay this is based

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Manor

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NEW THREAD NOW

there was an attempt

...

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