/seriea/ & /calciomercato/ - Give your power to Torino edition

Europa Leage preliminaries
>Thursday, 29th August
20:45 Wolves - Torino (3-2 after the first leg)

Serie A
>Friday, 30th August
20:45 Bologna - SPAL

>Saturday, 31st August
18:00 AC Milan - Brescia
20:45 Juventus - Napoli

>Sunday, 1st September
18:00 SS Lazio - AS Roma
20:45 Cagliari - Internazionale
20:45 Lecce - Hellas Verona
20:45 Sassuolo - Sampdoria
20:45 Udinese - Parma
20:45 Atalanta - Torino
20:45 Genoa - Fiorentina

Avoid the trains between Milan and Rome

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Death to France

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Forza Toro \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Other than Lecce - Verona, these are all fun and entertaining games to watch

>smalling
it just keeps getting worse

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Forza Toro \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Fiorentina are reportedly in talks to sign Brescia midfielder Sandro Tonali, Udinese attacker Rodrigo de Paul and Fluminense striker Pedro.

According to Gianluca Di Marzio’s website, Fiorentina are meeting Tonali’s agent this afternoon.

Di Marzio explains new owner Rocco Commisso sees the 19-year-old as ‘symbolic’ to his vision of a young and Italian Viola side.

Please do not hurt the comfy trains.

>Tonali
FUCK OFF ROCCO, LEAVE HIM AS A STARTER FOR BRESCIA, I NEED HIM AS A BACKUP IN MY FANTA

tonali wont happen user, maybe next year

I know ._. Brescia need him to much, and wont be letting him go this late in the mercato.

Its highly unlikely Tonali will be transferred

Can someone redpill me on tonali?
I hear he is the next pirlo

Regista with enough brain not to join Milan, so confirmed high IQ which is always good for a playmaker

Pirlo is the poor man's Xavi.

>tonali
Fuck off he stays here this year

Thread Reminder
Inter > JJust

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Eleonora > Noemi

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Update, Tonalis agent is in Florence

Happy birthday la Viola !

Bonazza indeed

>wants to buy Pedro, fucking my Vlahovic/Boateng cheap combo
>wants to buy De Paul, possibly ruining my Pulgar's chances of shooting pens
>wants to buy Tonali, fucking up my honest, cheap 6.5-farming backup
Thank God the admin is dead, because Commisso really wants to ruin my fanta

Redpill: Smalling on loan is a better signing that paying 20m + another 20m in kids for Rugani. Or 15 for Lovren.

Why not buy all of them? Its not that bad

so... this is the power... of gonde

Regà... what if the guy that was supposed to manage the fantacalcio league (Pancrazio) is the same one plotting to attack the Roma-Milano train?

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Unironically agree. Demiral before Jj would've been even better.

first he needs to upload the fanta ranking, then he can do the fucks he want

>yfw you realize he's going to blaze-of-glory himself because he got fewer than 80 points

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All smiles

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also much better slag than rugani

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its honestly quite impressive how lazio can build el teams on a budget the size of brighton

Nerman is very close to Barça, so Dybala's long awaited dream to join FC Internazionale might not happen anytime soon.

Matri > Inter might be happening according to GdS

say what??

Dybala to PSG
Icardi to Juve

>Dybala to PSG

Probably happening

>Icardi to Juve

lmao no way

will they also buy pazzini and pavoletti

If Dybala goes to psg, juve is stuck with piguain

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Maye, point is those are all bad business and Roma's defense is now a joke

He' going to Inter his mom told me so

OUR YEAR

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Wait so brescia declined offers for tonali from milan and juve but now are accepting an offer from fiorentina? Why?

Commisso magic fra

to destroy the hopes and dreams of millions' Fantacalcio

Fuck them, they deserve to get relegated for this

Lichtsteiner and Giaccherini coming too, Asamoah is already there

Better than Dybala or Icardi, he also seem to have a natural understanding with Ronaldo

God I really want Torino to win to see all the seething bongs.

C U T E
twitter.com/BolognaFC1909en/status/1167090040004055042?s=20

But why? How do you know Tonali is not going to be a starter in Fiorentina?

he may well be a starter for Fiocretina but I'm going to remind you of who's going to manage him

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FANTA/seriea/ ADMIN WAKE THE FUCK UP

>a whole season of fantacomfy gone because of one Pancrazio

He has done well bringing in senior players though. The whole point was to have Ribery and Boateng to depart with as much information with the youth development as possible. And even if its to early to tell, Commiso, Pradé, and Montella all seem to be doing the right thing.

Then again, that could my delusional hope after this past weekend...

admin you don't need to derail that train because of some thots, pls come back and update the fanta

Pancrazio we need you

Didn't Higuain leave Madrid because he did not want to kowtow to Ronaldo

CL draw in 30 minutes boys

pancrazio i will suck your dick if you come back

Pancrazio?
More like "Ve saluto e nun ringrazio" amirite

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>Juventus
>Atletico Madrid
>Lyon
>RB Leipzig

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>Smalling is vegan
I guess we won't have to worry about eplel players eating like shit at least.

cl draw thread porco's

I think it was because Ronaldo chose Benzema over him as mat

What's harder fras, 7 CLs or a treble?

Depends, is the treble achieved by buying refs like Inter did?

>what's harder, having intelligent, hard working players and great coacher or tons of money to buy an op lineup and good bench for cup games and campionato

Just look at how many teams have a treble and how many have 7+ CLs

>Juve gets the easiest group with Zenith
>their airplane crashes on the way to Saint Petersburg

A treble definitely

>admin was a milan fan who saw that horrific display last round
i'd still be in shock too

What the hell is Cantona even saying kek

>milan fan
unlikely, Pancrazio is a typical Roman name or thereabouts

THE CHAMPIONS
UNE GRANDE RÉUNION
EINE GROSSE SPORTLICHE VERANSTALTUNG
THE MAIN EVENT

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>war and crime will go on forever but I love football

DE GEMBIONZZZ
ta-ri-ra-ra

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>no cl music this year

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who cares about Sneijder, he's just a fatter Simplicio

Very based
Also Sneijder

Lmao fat Snejder

extremely redpilled

I thought that seedorf would come in desu

>Pancrazio is a typical Roman name or thereabouts
So admin was a Frosinone lifelong who saw that horrific display last round

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how much for that?

Oh my God these edits again

>this video edit
cringe, literally for zoomers

twitter.com/RaiSport/status/1167095843209568256
Barely legal Italian qts playing against barely legal jews

the laundry man wins the story

>tfw Fanta user is nowhere to be seen

It's all over lads. Let's just calculate the results on our own.

inb4 PSG get the hardest group of the lot again

Juventus to group D(ick)

He's a big 10

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did your stream crash too?

yes, back to normal now

inter to h please

Group G please

>Zenit with Benfica
It's going to be an interesting group isn't it
Also PSG with Real

: )

So Juve with Atletico

Napoli gets Liverpoop again lmao

Napoli on suicde watch

>Napoli-Liverpool again

>Liverpoop Napolel again
based

He cute

how hard will Ronaldo TSUUU on Atletico again?

Not even a little bit

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The next TSUUU will dab on him

Inter to group F, wew

OF COURSE WERE WITH BARCA IN THE GROUPS REEEEEEE

Press F to remember Inda

OOOOOOHHHH NO NON ON ONO NONO NONO

>Barça and BvB
OH NO NO NO

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lmao another year of Conte failing in the CL

lel

>the italian clubs got the worst draw again
shocking

Leverkusen to D with Juve and Atletico, not bad

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Fucking hell we had an easier group last year and we were pot 4 lol

Good thing >we avoided Lipsia with I fear more than Leverkusen

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Inter and Napoli ever getting out of group stage

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
press F for group F

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Atalanta is going to Group G and will still not qualify to knockouts

>Napoli-Saltzburg
didn't they get eliminated from the EL by them? in the last Sarri year

it was the other totally not Red Bull team. Lazio got dabbed on by Saltzburg that year

>Sfinter
is there a good team in pot 4 besides Atalanta?

absolute state of group C

group g is the most boring shit ever

oh yeah you're right

>teams with a treble: several, some even more than once
>teams with 7 CLs: 2

see you soon in EL

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>messi

I really really like that photographer
500px.com/david-foto

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no totts > sborussia

brehs

Dreadful group for Inter

CAM ON DEA

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GREAT draw for Atalanta holy shit

>Shaktar
>Salzburg
FORZA DEA

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Dea group is reasonable

Group G confirmed for being one of the most interesting, unironically

>Atalanta could go further than other Italian clubs.

Atalanta has a chance desu

>Ciao Mario is gonna dab on JJ
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>the Slavia Praha board laughing but actually dead inside
Fug

Whoever goes further in the CL gets to be the true Nerazzurri

if i was them i'd be happy, they're minnows with no real hope of progressing so getting to face off with the big boyz is the best they could ask for

>Win a single big competition across 100+ years
>Win three biggest competitions in a single year

meant for
also they'll get to play in 3 of the top 5 stadiums in Europe, i'd be absolut

>implying Napoli wont choke to Salzburg
>implying Gasperini wont shit the bed
>implying sfinter has any chance

explain why more teams have treble than 7CLs then if it's hared. !00 years of continous greatness is also harder than haveing one good year

I can alredy see Masiello dabbing on Stones on a corner to snag a point from City at home

they can sell pricey tickets

The groups containing Italian teams

Juventus
Atleti
Leverkusen
Lokomotiv Moskou

Liverpool
Napoli
RB Salzburg
Genk

Barcelona
Dortmund
Inter
Slavia Praag

Man City
Shakhtar
Dinamo Zagreb
Atalanta

>Inter in group F
Fitting.

I know, but if I understood it correctly it's been 6 years since they last got qualified in CL, in other groups they might have had a chance to get into third place and qualify to EL, but this time? Definitely not.
But yeah, they'll get to face off against big clubs, that doesn't hurt that much as
implies.

Reasonable for everyone except Inter

huge chance of 3 teams out of 4 making it through, this is good

We will do it

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Napoli's group is actually kind of affordable

DEA MAGICA DEA

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this is actually good for Inter. Conte can save face by crying about the draw

Best draw for italian clubs in ages.
JJ, Napoli And Atlanta have only one 'big' team in their group. While Inter have Dortmund who are up and down.

Jj Napoli and even Atalanta might advance

>there are people in this very thread that think Napoli won't bottle it against Salzburg

>this is actually good for Inter. Conte can save face by crying about the draw

this loser mentality

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Tbf Inter's group is arguably easier than last year, thing is last year we only got close to advancing thanks to a number of flukes whose authors are not here anymore

Leverkusen can pass, it isn't impossible. It's not bad at all. Havertz volland Aránguiz are all pretty good

I'm clearly not a sfinterista m8. I'm saying they'll cry about the draw instead of getting exposed and triggering an early crisis. They weren't going through anyway.
Loser mentality is even considering the difficulty of a draw btw

I just love pussy

FOOCKING SAVED

Because they do. I believe a team needs much more consistency, effort, and luck to win three major competitions in a single year than it needs to win one of those competitions 7 times across a century.

Unlike Tottenham, BvB is usually a war machine during the first half of the season instead of the second

LA GARRA CHARRUA will save them

Le Candreva face

dubs and atalanta ends the guardiola meme

don't worry, it's that period of the year when italian customers, who barely ever watch foreign leagues, start making assumptions based on absolutely nothing just to be outraged later on

Rerolling

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>Farcamoda
>Dirtmound
>Literal who team from checoslovakia
Easy peasy, nothing that Dybala can't solve

uefa rigs for pl

Leverkusen and Atletico are definitely superior than JJ for players and playstyle

Based GOATs side by side

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I hope Atalanta will advance so they will have more games to play.

every1 seems to forget atalanta is shit

roll

>best defender
>best midfieler
Pls gib striker so >we can win the Euro's and World Cup

JJ is shittier

>we are never going to win anything in >our lifetime 2bh

>Roma - Wolverhampton
er derby dii lupi

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Truly the Juventus of countries, Matthijs fits right in

>conte record on the UCL

uff

Yeah but Matthjis is supposed to be the next Scirea, it's a bad thing for him to play for JJ you know......

And yet on thing happened more times than the other in the same timespan so you are wrong

>greentexting our lifetime

other small cunts like uruguay and croatia always have like 1 world class midfielder, 1 world class defender and 1 world class striker and the rest decent players, we usually have only 1 or 2 world class players and not enough decent (cl-level) players to form a good team

>100 years to win 7 titles
>1 (one) year to win three titles
>the same timespan
Are you retarded, genuine question

you have 100 years to try and do a treble too retard

>ITT winning a treble is harder than winning 7+ CLs

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>winning one title in a single year is harder than winning three titles in a single year
Based mong

>difficulty isn't chosen solely with number of failures and winnings but on opinions
Based subjective mong

>natural understanding
CR lives rent free in his head and chased him away both from Madrid and Jj, despite Higuain was top scorer in both teams.

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So, it was harder for Inter to win 3 titles in the same year than it was, for example, for Real to win 3 CLs in 4 years by keeping 80% of the same team thus showing an impressive consistency? Woah...

>Milan will close the 2018/2019 financial year with around €80M losses, less than in 2017/2018 during the Chinese ownership (€128M). Milan, thanks to club owners Elliott, have no debits towards banks or any commitment in bond markets
>Sources noted that a year ago the club was on the verge of bankruptcy and with management costs way surpassing the revenues [ANSA]
Can you imagine the banter if bankruptcy would follow right after #wearesorich

Fucking chinks man. 48m of improvement without selling anyone is pretty good, next year they can count Cutrone's plusvalenza as well.
Also friendly reminder for all the retards than Milan as no debts, no if only they could buy a fucking good forward i'd be happy

Yes, I'm talking on-the-field understanding

>Nedved said that Dybala-Inter is possible
cry some more gobbi

>Atalanta worst lantern

Rent free

where

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any spicy mercato news?

non la fa nessuno la diretta gol di europa league?
anyone know where I can get a spicy EL simulcast link?

kek, imagine being this irrilevant

Laxalt to Torino is a done deal
W-wait a second, Laxalt to Torino is off
Hold on, Laxalt to Torino is happening
It's more exciting than Dybala and Icardi sagas amirite

He said something along the lines of “ask parasite,anything can happen when mercato is open” when asked about twink
Didnt see anything about sfinter tbqh

Su Dybala: “È una domanda per Paratici. Finché c’è il mercato aperto si lavora in entrata e in uscita. Icardi? Lavoriamo sui nostri giocatori, sul mercato complessivo. Tutti hanno bisogno di lavorare in entrata e in uscita”.

Could've done the corocodile spiderman villain/brozovic for inter

they have the forward, they just need better players to link up with him.

Sassuolo is about to pay more for Defrel than Shangai paid for the El Sharaawy

That's just Lizard. Batman actually has Killer Croc

Forard as in winger/second striker/AM whataver depending of the lineup they decide to pick

>volcano erupting in Sicily
RIP Nabule

>everything about this post

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"It's a tough group, but there are no easy games in the Champions League,” said Vice-President Pavel Nedved following the Champions League draw. “Honestly, I was also expecting the victory of Cristiano Ronaldo as the Best Player of the Year, but unfortunately it didn't happen that way.”

"The goal,” adds Nedved. “Is passing the group stage, then we see step by step. We have new players and a new coach: I think we have improved a lot and I am convinced that we are ready for a great season.”

He then provided a short analysis of the Group D opponents: "We know the Atletico well; they are a difficult opponent who does concede goals and it’s always a tough game against Simeone’s side. Bayer Leverkusen is a complicated team to deal with, especially outside the home. Lokomotiv Moscow has important foreign players; they are an insidious team. It is a group to respect, but we are aware of being a team that wants to pass the round.”

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get in there fras

Can you get more zoomer than this? youtube.com/watch?v=4f50SBrxtMg

Why did I fell for the Zaza meme

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I thought it was Ninja for a moment

Dybala is going to psg
We are paying Wandito with cash

what did he do this time? i'm not watching the game

Torino doesn't seem able to create any danger whatsoever

rip bovini

the perfect chance to blame it on diarrhea, again
youtube.com/watch?v=d-9MXWfaK60

fuck nkoulou
he would not have saved toro, but still...

i had him in my irl fanta back when he was at Sassuolo, never again. More yellow cards than goals

He already scored one (two)

>Torino need to score three goals
Can Belloti do it?

no

C O N F I R M E D

twitter.com/Inter_en/status/1167159225791000576

MISTER

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CAPO

Give your power to Toro \o/

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PATRON

'no'

BOSS
MY DOGS

You just KNOW

Lukaku--Laurtaro
-----Alexis-----
Brozo Sensi/Barella

BEPPE
BEPPE CAPO I MIEI CANI

BELOT- oh wait nevermind

>No sales or signings
>4-3-3 with Hakan and Suso again
>Rodriguez still gets to start despite being worse than Laxalt
>Calabria is immune to get benched
>Giampaofraud at the wheel
>Losing to Brescia on Saturday

Milan is unfixable

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>turdino
Sad!

one so far

I, for one, am happy that Milan has been demoted to Sassuolo-tiers of relevancy

>me

>slovan in EL
Let's see if we can embarass ourselves once gain

the absolute state of toroshit

Forgot to mention Bakayoko wants to return now that Gattuso is gone, but Milan said no.

AZ Alkmaar is playing in Antwerp right now and they're about to start fighting

How many does Torino need to qualify?

Laxalt left
it's going to be 4321 in theory (and Giamp tried Jack as AM)
all the rest, yeah...

2 to go extra time, so the wolves goal didn't matter so much

2 and it will go to egggsttra dyme

CAM ON ZAZA

BURN THEM ALIVE if you hate them

Just GAS THEM if you utterly despise them

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>Cutrono

Their plane is going to crash anyway

>scruttone

I welcome you Juventus new idol Matthjis de Ligt!

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AAAHH JUST FAKKIN SCORE

Cutrone costó millones
ma é malissimo como Al Capone.
Cutrone femme un favore,
Cutrone vete a la Fiore.

CAPO
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PADRINO

Buonasera, fras. Cáceres will go to the Fiorentina and Laxalt dreadlocks look cute but dumb, thats it, that's my latest report of uruguayan players in il calcio.

cringe but redpilled

Have some good dream tonight

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Anons give some energy to Spanish Zichichi
\o/

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U 2

RIP

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they are better than last season

That's sad

Is CAPO the best translation? padrone might too long

Milan is getting De Paul instead of the Correa of Atletico de Madrid

Udinese to serie B confirmed

Hard working fellas

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Dybala soon

Where’s Maurito?

Delivering the food

Someone explain to me what is Icardi's genius plan

absolute state of that fashion

Getting swapped with Dybala

kys merdazuri

Looks like Inter has truly taken Milan's place in UCL, with the obligatory RealMad/Uefalona token spot every season.

>smalling

Sad, may she rest in peace.

>wake up
>alexis signed

fuck

Biraghi's video is pretty nice

youtu.be/myP1doK-6Ek

also

>Serie A giants Juventus reportedly see Tottenham star Christian Eriksen as a potential replacement for Paulo Dybala.

>wake up
>pancrazio still dead
FUCK

eriksen is an actual regista so he fits better

BOSS >>> Joya

alexis will legit have a resurgence and score 15 goals this season

breaking news looks like neymar is closer to juve than barca

what did he mean by this

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ten times better than proven weakmind dybbala. alexis atleast has a bunch of strong mind moments. conte will motivate a beast out of him

Is this ironic?

The delusion is so great I can't tell anymore.

It's a cope

>Icardi staying

So what happens now? Will he be benched all season and get a few minutes in small games so he can’t sue the club?

he is going to monaco or napoli

Swap on Monday frà

strama?

lazio

lazio

lazio

merda

there is also almost zero risk. inter has lautaro, politano and maybe esposito to replace him if he sucks.

Lautaro should start at least two more games, don't expect Sanchez to be thrown into the lineup just yet.

Dybala Is gonna bench both of them

test

kek budala will never go to merda

or thrown in around 70 mins when defenses are tired. high quality super sub

PANCRAZIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>high quality super sub
you guys haven't seen a single match involving sanchez in the last two years, have you?

he has beasted in 3 countries so i doubt he has lost his ability. he only started 15 of the 53 games he played at manu. manu is in shambles so who can deliver there?

Sitting duck for Juve's next summer
He will reject all other teams

>he has beasted in 3 countries
he really wasn't impressive at Barça, he was warming the bench for Pedro. And he hasn't had a good game in 3 years

He played for a team that had McTominay, Ashley Young, Pogba, Smalling, Lingard, and Rashford as starters, of course he was never gonna do well.

>he has beasted in 3 countries
he really wasn't impressive at Barça, he was warming the bench for Pedro. And he hasn't had a good game in 3 years

test

Based autistic finnbro

>sfinteristi during rumors about Milan signing Sensi: "oh no no no getting Sassuolo players lmao"
>Inter gets Sensi: "what a great signing. New Modric"
>Rumors of Roma getting Sanchez: "oh no no no no BOSS lmao"
>Inter signs Sanchez: "El Niño Maravilla! Conquered three countries, slayed thousands of Hunns and now he's back to set the world on fire"

Juve's about to buy that North Korean player from Cagliari

Sensi is proving the customers wrong on the pitch, no one was excited about signing him
About Sanchez I agree, there's nothing to be hyped about and it's just fantasizing

What the fuck? No we need him, fuck off juve go buy someone else striker

I see, Allegri's still at Juve uh
Can out
Han in

LAZIO

>sfinteristi during rumors about Milan signing Sensi: "oh no no no getting Sassuolo players lmao"
Citation needed
>Inter gets Sensi: "what a great signing. New Modric"
Because he was one of, if not the best player in thepreseason and the starting matchday against Lecce. You should watch football instead of quoting wrong people with wrong shit.

Sanchez is a shit signing and on that we agree.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Group J

Roma (ITA)
Mönchengladbach (GER)
İstanbul Başakşehir (TUR)
Wolfsberg (AUT)


Group E

Lazio (ITA)
Celtic (SCO)
Rennes (FRA)
CFR Cluj (ROU)

Lazio isn't getting through

wrong, wakin correa masterclass coming

*Roma
Fixed it for you

Roma's groups is harder

test

>The 31-year-old was then asked about Icardi, who has burned all his bridges with the Nerazzurri yet continues to insist on staying.

>“He’s not a bad boy, but someone in the dressing room hasn’t forgiven his wife Wanda for the comments she’s made.

so it was perisic vs icardi that caused the turmoil??

wtf is happening let me post reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Man U tossing all his trash on /seriea/

twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1167408846735925252

Just bought Correa, what am in for?

>kalinic
what is this memery

Cursed images

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Dyabala to Inter when

When Hiro stops being a faggot

Tomorrow, after starting against Napoli and playing one of his outstanding(ly invisible) performances, he will be subbed at the 60' on a 0-2 result.
As he heads towards the bench and waves goodbye to his supporters, applauses and tributes will resound loud from the whole stadium, up until he let Higuain in and removes his Juventus kit, showing a brand new Inter's shirt with his name and a 21 printed on it

He congratulated Dzeko for his renewal with Roma and sphincteristi got mad

This is what covering AC Milan does to your mental health

youtube.com/watch?v=668uaazkxsg

Was Linch the director of this clip? It's all so fucking weird

Imagine realising you want to be a woman when you already look like that. Would rather get aids

DEA will make the CL quarters

this but only if we signed laxalt

Nice

Nah. Borussia is tough but Basaksehir is getting dabbed on left and right and Wolfsberger is a literally who club (which might make them the biggest threat considering Roma but still)
Celtic is always sketchy when you have to go there, Rennes is pretty good and had a great start to the season and Cluj is at least used to European football

Also Pancrazio porco dio

Pancrazio merda never let him plan this shit again

Who or what in the fuck is ‘Pancrazio’?

the fantacomfy admin

the admin of our fantacalcio

>Giampaolo: "The trequartista is a player who needs to have high work ethics as well as having a high quality that's why I think Suso is ideal there. It's all a question of context."

>Giampaolo: "All players are in condition to play. I'm not interested in any rumor regarding the transfer market. I trust any player I call up. It's a matter of professionalism, whether there are rumors or not player must give his best."

>Giampaolo: "Unfortunately I lost Biglia whereas Bennacer has trained a little with us. That means we have to adapt Hakan."

Everything this guy says is retarded and wrong.

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he is too autistic to field players who haven't trained for more than a month with him

>Bennacer has trained a little with us. That means we have to adapt Hakan
What's the harm from fielding Bennacer even if he haven't trained you since july like the turkish Messi did? From the last game i'm sure everyone can say that the team learned nothing anyway, everyone was saying it's still Gattuso's Milan.

I wonder what bbilanisti expected from a guy whose highest career point was getting carried by a 36 yo mid table striker scoring a penalty every other match

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the bit about Bennacer was about lst weak, he said he trined just 2 times before the game so he was forced to use chala, he didn't say anything about tomorrow

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>fantacomfy didn't last even 1 matchday
New fantacomfy when?

It should be just the inter logo

kek true only merda buys scrubs

I chuckled

Maybe it will automatically calculate the standings tonight, r-right?

get ready to switch league

Darmian and Smalling aren't exactly world beaters too

united have no worls beaters

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>Rodriguez worse than laxalt
nigga wut?

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And that alone deserves a raise, am I right boss?

Just saw Lukaku in Rome eating a kebab

pic or it didnt happen

Im surprised it hasnt been mentioned. But, Atleti have made an offer for Icardi. On loan for a season with an option to buy at 70mil

Checkd, noice

But i seriously dont want to redo the entire league again

NOOOOOOOOO

>Sign a fucking >Arsenal player

youtu.be/N8gBn9LAQvk
Sacchi interview

Caceres a la Viola

So we all agree that if Pancrazio doesn't update by Monday, we're making a new league, right?
Pancrazio merda

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At least he ws the best Arsenal player

>Luca Pellegrini goes to Juve
>suddenly called up
What a surprise

Right in time to cuck Juve out of CL

>calling players from the chink league

>Suso has been called up for Euro quals
Mdrr, RIP in peaces España

Its unlikely to happen given that the Nerazzuri just want to sell him. They dont want to deal with him anymore.

>Serie A just began
>Already an international break

Fuck this shit

>Donnarumma
>De Sciglio
>Emerson
>Romagnoli
>Jorginho
>Pellegrini
>El Shaarawy
You really really really refuse to improve.

is not like there are many options

Emerson is actually elite

I agree, if no one else is willing I'll do it

Do milanisti really rate Donnarumma?

With whom? These are the best possible options

Agree. Still in fantaleghe?

Icardi very close to Juve, which means Dybala soon to Inter

Best option

source?

Okay, maybe Emerson no, but you'll need to get rid of the rest if you want to make a decent performance in the Euro.
Kean and Zaniolo are still waiting in the sub 21, that would do.
Donnarumma is a 2017 meme, Gollini and Meret are the superior choices, Romagnoli too, Izzo and Mancini are ok, or maybe Rugani if he moves to another club.

romagnoli is literally a top 5 lcb in the world

yes of course

Name a better 20 years old GK

I still hope he'll be back this weekend but yeah okay
We'll need 10 extra credits or something though, many of my players rose in price by 1 or 2 so i couldn't copy my current formation with 250

>implying you won't get MANTRA'd

is Pancrazio ded or what?
also
>not buying CAPO man for your fanta

De Ligt > Romagnoli > Rugani > Ranocchia

I wish customers who have no idea what they're talking about and only judge based on god knows what would go.

The problem is that there are no better available choices yet, others are either overrated memes or simply worse than the current lineup

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Demiral > De Ligt > Romagnoli > Rugani > Ranocchia

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Marotta himself

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wow absolutely not cringe at all

Oh no fuck off with that shit, I just want to copypaste my old team, I already sweated enough for that

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de ligt is shit

Unlocked Ranocchia > everybody else

Pavoloso tore his acl apparently

simeone redemption arc

Pinamonti's year fra

Remember to field your team in case the admin comes back, you still have one hour and a half circa

didn't he blow himself up on a train?

Thanks fra

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Thanks. Have a (You)

won't it just use the same 11?
i planned on doing nothing after matchday 1

if the admin permit it, yes

I wish he'd leave already

reminder if you arent blue you dont matter

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I'm very excited about the europeans 2020 actually

I don't get it twitter.com/CagliariCalcio/status/1167488025032630272

they want nintendo lawsuit

reddit

Capeshit is the most childish shit ever, who the fuck thinks this is okay?

Infinity War is over, DC has given up, Big Bang Theory has ended. It's over. You had your manchild/nerd fad for a decade and it's over now. Thank god.

>not even called mario
what the fuck

Perin really went and nuked his career moving to Juventus.

The age of Sorrenkino is upon us

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Which 20:45 game to watch?

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Dea Toro

Yes, 2020 will be the decade of remakes, reboots, unnecessary sequels and Disney live-action remakes

As many as you can

He was bigger prospect than Donnarumma back in the day. Now he's like a bad Mirante.

>ROBIN Olsen
>super Mario
Maybe they tried to sign Balotelli and reused the video

>Lasagna

lol

CHIELLINI IS DEAD

RIP

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All according to plan

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ACL at 35yo, his career is officially done today

>Deus non plus vult

Watching Sevilla rn, was De Jong always this bad?

What does Frenkie have to do with Sevilla?

Ooooh, Luuk de Jong. Yeah, he's a headerbabby so he was bound to get exposed if he wasn't used to a new team's playing style

When you can't admit you're too incompetent to sell Rugani so you kill your best defender to justify his stay

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It's finally time to shine for the next Scirea! His next match is going to be a blast as seen here

This meme was never funny, how long will it go on?

What do you mean, he's the next Scirea! Matthijs is going to be on fire next match

best CB of the last decade desu
imagine spending all your time partnering Bonnucci and being 'protected' by registas

Until the school year starts

kek

SALTA CON NOI GIORGIO CHIELLINI OOOOOOOHOOOOHOOHH

>a whole seasn with Bonucci as your most experienced CB
wew good luck with that CL

oh wow chiellini how inconvenient

>in case the admin comes back
user, I...

>Made of paper
>He breaks
>It's Juventus' fault

he was barely playing even before injuring himself

is there fantacalcio league

>cl without chiello
Lmao
De miral-ligt IN

And for one of the few matches he got to start in, he injured his shoulder and is out until December.

there was...

Yes but admin is dead, shit is falling apart

I think Demiral is going to be Chiellini's natural sub instead of de Ligt

based
Fuck poonuci

>Bonucci captain for the whole season
Cursed season, no more doubts about it

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>Turkish deLigt might unironically happen soon
Nice

>Icardi sues Inter: demands immediate reinstatement and €1.5 million in damages

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It's no surprise Chiellini is injured, that is why De Lig*t was bought

It begins

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We'll make a new one this Monday

>taking Inter to court
That doesn't usually end well

According to La Gazzetta dello Sport, Icardi and wife/agent Wanda Nara have started legal action against the club.

It is now open warfare between the player and Nerazzurri, a situation that started when he was stripped of the captaincy – for reasons that have never been confirmed or clarified in public – in February.

He was then told in no uncertain terms this summer when Antonio Conte took over that he was not in their plans for this season and should find himself another club.

However, the Argentina international refused every transfer opportunity, as confirmed by Wanda Nara this week, because he was determined to remain at Inter.

With Vice-President Javier Zanetti and CEO Beppe Marotta declaring again over the last 48 hours that there would be no change of heart, it had been reported Icardi was considering a contract extension to allow a loan move to Monaco.

However, this evening it emerged that Icardi had started legal action against Inter to be allowed back into full training sessions or sue the club for €1.5m in damages.

What the fuck does this retard Icardi want?

lel what an idiot. And there were interistas in here saying he deserved another chance and be reintegrated to the team.

He doesn't want to leave Milano

Please daddy Zhang just dump him and his bitch of a wife in some rice field

shit shit shit Bologna game is on

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Is this how typical bolognan slags look?

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Dybala to Inter r-r-right guys

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Right yes. Left not so much.

How is the game playing? Still 0-0

yes

Yes. Decisive stages now. He will be announced along with Dzeko shortly.

fras i think i just became a "bloomer"

Good luck to Mauro Icardi in his very legitimate law suit against Crooked Inter - he is being victimized and should be allowed to leave that failing, cheating team. They won't let him - so I told him to sue! Get them Mauro -Inter have been BREAKING Many laws for Years!

>bloomer /ˈbluːmə/

>1. (noun) A plant that produces flowers at a specified time.

Cute.

How is the game? Is any of the teams close to getting a goal? I thought this game was gonna be a fiesta of goals ending in 3-2 to Bologna

nice

>How is the game?
not quite
>Is any of the teams close to getting a goal?
completely agree with you somewhere in the middle

The official might be blind, who knows

Apparently this is Simeone, barely recognized him

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SPOILER: Hes not very good

The thing is, he's been told to leave multiple times
He wants to stay and crash the club with no survivors, he's gone beyond chaotic evil

Based Tomiyasu is going to carry my defense
Well, he would, IF ONLY THERE WAS A FANTACALCIO H-HAHA

Juve 20-21

Dybala Icardi Ronaldo

>A fantacalcio league with all anonymous users and ONE admin who is anonymous as well
What were we thinking?

>dybala on wing
shit

I'm worried about Pancrazio. He said he was on vacation, maybe something happened to him.

We played ourselves like a damned fiddle!

>tfw he scored a qt gf on and abadoned us

If this is the case I forgive him

Sorry fra now that summer is not over I don't live on this board anymore (i fucking forgot to update my fanta btw). Everything is alright now anyway, I'll manage things in the weekend like usual
working on it my fra

I don't, it should be bros before hoes

Fanta before fanny desu

alright fags, if Pancrazio dosen't return i will make another fanta league, since i use that site for my fantacalcio i don't mind being admin of yours

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Make a second admin Pancrazianon, I can volunteer, I barely have a life and a friend that knows how the site works

he literally just returned

didn't read him fra

i guess i'll open applications next week, also because I don't like the idea of becoming a namefag. Now peace out and pray that Orsolino can save my fanta

Based Pancrazio

Well dont we look like a bunch of idiots, lol

>tfw tied for first
I would like to go ahead and retire this league. In advance, id like to thank la Viola and Muriel. Fuck Meten

At least start last week's calculations asap

>he doesn't have 88 points
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>8 teams that didn't even complete the team

Here's an idea on how to get teams motivated to play and not sit back. If a game goes 0-0 both teams get -1 point.

>Torino president Urbano Cairo: “We have signed Laxalt and we are convinced that he will be very useful. He is 26 years old, still young but already experienced. It was an opportunity to grab."
At least they offloaded two players. Is Silva staying?

>soriANO

Bologna should have had a penalty

Based

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This ref isn't very good

I thought you were an American at first after reading this post

it's not like they got plusvalenza out of those deals

I agree with this user

>Mauro Icardi is suing Inter to be allowed back into training sessions, pending €1.5m in damages.

>According to La Gazzetta dello Sport, Icardi and wife/agent Wanda Nara have started legal action against the club.

Based, he really doesn't give a fuck

>Inter will have to get a restraining order against the two of them

SORIano

So, who killed chiellini? Suspects are demiral/De ligt/bonucci/paratici/roma ultras

the only way Icardi comes back to Inter is he divorces Wanda

marotta

Lapo

Clearly it was Gigi, he wanted the armband back whatever it took

PANCRAZIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU TERRONE

Please Pancrazio, you might have more important things to do than managing a fantacalcio

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I would

Would you give her your soul and the full access of your monetary incomes though?

>summer so no Yea Forums
>looking for gf so no Yea Forums
What a mistake to trust him

pancrazio

calm down you raging autists, i calculated points for the first matchday, sooner or later they'll be up for everyone. if there's something else i need to do besides that then fuck me i have no idea about it. I see some people updated their formations anyway so I don't get how fanta was dead. Anyway i'll be more present, now make a new thread

you know, it's a strange thing to say, but I want to drop a load inside wanda. I've been an inter fan for years now, watched them with Ronaldo, watched them with Jose, watched the treble win. I watched young icardi's first game and I saw him make his mark for this squad, spent hours agonizing and reading about him, maxi, and wanda. Hating him. Every goal he'd score I'd be happy but secretly wish his ACL would have gotten torn. That an airplane would crash onto the field and take him. That one of these european giants would splurge and give us money for him. The amount of dislike I have for him is immense. He is not a man but a pawn of his wife, his agent. Purely fueled by greed. A greedy pussy. I realize now the only way I can ever get back at him is by seducing wanda. My last 3 years have been spent seducing slag after slag, driving my cock into them and slamming into them like the whores they are. I'd spend hours planning. Hours working out to improve myself. All to make myself even more attractive. Later this season, I will find myself in Italy. I have studied spanish for several years. I can easily seduce her. I can easily make her my bitch. Take her to her apartment, while Icardi is out getting ice cream with his kids, that he didn't even birth. The only cream will be the semen dripping from the tip of my dick into her eager, greedy, waiting pussy. As I fuck her loose cunt, I'll have such fine visions. I'll have flashbacks to a life I never lived, watching Wanda being fucked by a coked up Maradona, watching her seduce Maxi, and leave him for Icardi. Every last one of these moments will flow into my mind as I fuck her. As I take the only thing in the entire world that I want. I can have the entire world, but the world is not enough. MY cock erupting inside of her, while she screams my name in her broken english, as a reporter across the way is taking pictures of us. She is my bitch. I get to fuck her the way I want, whenever I want, behind Icardi's back.

Yes

>loose cunt
>cocomordan

id make the bread, but im under tornado watch lol, so my interwebs is shit

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I have a hurricane incoming kek

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New: New: New:

Based coombrain