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CIN: Aquino goes deep again, sets another record
BOS: Bogaerts homers twice in win over Rockies
CIN: DeSclafani fans eight in seven shutout frames
LA: Dodgers say Muncy has right wrist contusion
LAA: Angels sign former Braves prospect Gohara
WAS: Eaton day-to-day after HBP in knee vs. O's
PIT: Keller gets nuked for eight runs in loss
OAK: Matt Chapman leaves after HBP in head on Wed.
OAK: INF prospect Neuse joining A's on Thursday
MIN: Kepler scratched due to soreness in knee

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These are your athletes for today, user.

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It's late night /mlb/... I AM ALIVE!
IMMORTALIZED
YOU'RE THE CREATOR
YOU TRAITOR
youtube.com/watch?v=ZR8gVlyMan0

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the New York Mets. I was a fan since before the 1986 world championship, ordered every alternate jersey from MLB.com, watched the demolition of Shea Stadium, subscribed to Mets Magazine and highlighted my favorite players with the classic neon yellow highlighter we used back in school, I did everything to support this team. But, now, I’m just tired of it. I’m tired of staying up all night on Yea Forums trying to defend all of the Mets’ blunders, the countless broken promises, the way the GM bent the knee to the Wilpons, and his obstinate refusal to do a much-needed rebuild. I am tired of always being stressed out, wondering how badly new front office errors will help to keep this team in the basement of the NL East.

It finally hit me, this team has been exposed numerous times as weak and inept, so why am I staying up all night, every night trying to defend them? It is time for ALL of us to fess up, Brodie Van Wagenen tricked us, he made us all believe he would make the Mets good again, well he’s NOT and I’m tired of pretending he is, I’ve spent nearly every night over the past seven months trying to defend him, and I’m exhausted, irritated and lacking so much rest.

IT’S OVER, I’m sick of it! The Yankees are currently forty-one games over .500 this year, and we may as well grab our Yankees jerseys and show off our Pinstripe Pride here in 2019. Now I am going to rest easy and catch up on some very much-needed sleep, but not before putting my Mets hat into the garbage can.

Finally, peace.

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>Rangers' Joey Gallo: May not return in 2019
The Haku curse strikes down another heritic.

8th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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Bros how do we stop everyone else's hitters

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Much respect to that guy. Hope he focuses on getting happy and healthy.

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The name's kHRushy D
cantcha see?
noodle arm pitchers
be nothin but bitchers
when I give em the boppin
oh the bat is poppin
put them in a chokehold
make sure their stoked for a second chance
come up to the plate and watch as he seeths
as I kHRush his hopes and dreams

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*salutes your fallen hopes and dreams*

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Nth for the best mascot in mlb

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John Rocker

You mean most Jewish mascot

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How do we Stop Blooper the ShekelStealer?

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>Reusing the same bit
Get on the NPB's league's level and add layers to it.

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My god Castellanos is an insufferable weenie.

I thank Dog every day he's not on the Tigers any longer. Dude is just a real annoying POS.

Happy Opening Day Taiwan!
>Hits another home run

Snap out of it! Live is filled with joy!

usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/columnist/bob-nightengale/2019/08/29/nick-castellanos-cubs-biggest-trade-impact/2148651001/
>t. Analytic fag

Oh shit they're rebooting Mystery Men?

She looks like she was designed for the kind of people who jack off to the mom from The Incredibles

and that's a good thing

Only the Cubs fanbase would prop up a player this hard after one month of performance. How's that "next Babe Ruth" doing?

What would /mlb/‘s walk up song be?

>whos

Good. 30 home runs and counting. How's your bust in left field doing?

twisn

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bustloy jimenez lol

When does Jomboy release new content

Is Shane Bieber or Clevinger the better Indians starter?

Where's the Twins @ White Sox game thread?

it's 1pm and the twins are gonna beat up on that poor team

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Are the Twins that good or are the White Sox that bad?

both

astros desu

wheres the pic from asking for a friend

7 players with 20 or more home runs
Who can stop the tWINs?

the wildcard

Have the twins faced real pitching yet? They keep statpadding their numbers on the dredges of the league and the AL Central throwing BP to them but what happens when they face actual pitching in the playoffs?

>Have the twins faced real pitching yet?
nope

A few from the indians and giolito. That's about it in the AL Central

won a game vs. verlander 1-0, but that was back in the first half and idk if it can be expected at this point.

Didn't Verlander also lose to the Tigers?

Ah yes. Verlander and the cys... I believe he asked for "real" pitching. Not memeball

>white sox

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Dylan ceases your chance to win

Did the Cubs win the Jose Quintana trade?

idiot

white sox suck eh. LOL

Going to the sneks vs doyers game tomorrow night, what should I expect?

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The Twins are winning the world series.

no they aren't

>95067090
sick'em 'tism

sneks will get trod on

Isn't he batting like .210?

And?

Haku a cute

>74 wRC+

You can only respond to this post if your team has a player who is objectively the best player in the league at their position

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WE FLY HIGH
NO LIE
YOU KNOW THIS
BALLIN

big bet
>national league

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Based

Yadier Molina
Willson Contreras
Yasmani Grandal (offensively)
For AL
Salvador Perez even injured
Gary Sanchez (offensively)

The last best catcher in the MLB was mike pizza

Objectively false

Jorge Posada

Do not sexualize the Haku

Do not bully the Haku

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Yogi Berra

Literally ALL of those are better catchers

Will Smith is already better than him

You see, I am what they (4channers) call an "oldfag." This is just what they call me. My list is obejectively correct for these reasons.
As an "oldfag", I would have included him too but it can wait until the end of the season.

Aside from Molina, Contreras, Grandal, Perez, and Sanchez, you're right

How are the White Sox this bad?

the comedy central is a disgrace

How would you propose we fix them?

I say the issue is lack of talent and balance of talent in the league. We can try something where we replace their bottom 3 players with the top 3 players from around the league and that would inject talent and help them be less of a disgrace.

Tigers are shit, so are the roylols. White sox maybe next year but anytime thats said they'll just go 70-92 anyway

How?

Shoot the worst player at each position every year! Patent pending!

extremely bipolar pitching
even when the pitching puts up a good game, bats are routinely failing to capitalize on RISP.
and some bad fielding players that either need to git gud or get out.
they'll probably do better next year tho, especially if giolito becomes more consistent.

I like it. Adds incentive for no one to suck.

CY SNEED
(FORMERLY CY CHUCK)

Your 2020 AL Cy Young winner

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I don't get it

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ftfy

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test

ERROR

Due to Hiro and the Dev's incompetence. Posting gamethread here for Cubs and Mets

>Chicago Cubs
1. Jason Heyward (L) CF
2. Nicholas Castellanos (R) RF
3. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
4. Javier Baez (R) SS
5. Victor Caratini (S) 1B
6. Addison Russell (R) 2B
7. Tony Kemp (L) LF
8. Jonathan Lucroy (R) C
9. Jon Lester (L) P

>New York Mets
1. Amed Rosario (R) SS
2. Jeff McNeil (L) 2B
3. J.D. Davis (R) LF
4. Pete Alonso (R) 1B
5. Wilson Ramos (R) C
6. Michael Conforto (L) RF
7. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
8. Juan Lagares (R) CF
9. Jacob deGrom (L) P

Gamenotes
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▩ No Transactions
▩ Willson Contreras could begin rehab stint in Iowa this weekend

no one cares go away

I need to inseminate computer generated animu pusy

REMINDER THE ROYALS ARE GOING TO GET A NEW OWNER AND HE"LL BE BETTER THAN YOURS HES GONNA SPOIL US AND WE'RE GONNA BE WINNERS >:(

LGM. Pls. Cant believe theyve left 6 stranded already

>Anime reaction face
Lester loves to strand runners

Royals have won a World Series more recently than the vast bulk of teams.

kek shrekt

DONT YOU FORGET IT PAL
AND# WE WILL BE BACK :)

he will immediately trade any decent royal players to the indians and theres nothing you can do about it

>Took you over an hour to reply to yourself
LOL pwned

WHY NO CUB THREAD

>Anime reaction face
STRIKE'EM OUT!
THROW'EM OUT!

Blame gookmoot for not paying the bills, unless this is his latest scheme to get people to buy passes.

>deBum
first time he's allowed more than 3 runs in months kek

Caratini owns ya

Woohoo

make a fukken thread for two inning you gay homo faggot

Another vintage Mest performance

>Intense Anime reaction face
CARATINI WITH A 3 RUN HOMER!
4-1

>Connection error while posting. [More info] X10,000
Make it yourself if you REALLY need it.

schwarbie pinch hitting alert!

>Chatwood
youtube.com/watch?v=BOlvO-0E5YE

Bryant you fuck

White Sox scored 5 runs today lmfao

Gg

Gotta admit Mets fans are loyal, good luck next year!

gg mets
Cubs win!
Cubs win!!
Cubs win!!!
Cubs win!!!!

Syndergaard BTFO, DeGrom BTFO, Mets utterly BTFO

Syndergaard, DeGrom, Mets fans utterly BTFO

>Dancing Taokaka
[W]

Kimbrel shuts the door for the Sweep!
Caratini crushes the reigning NL Cy Young winner to carry the day behind a great performance by Lester and the pen.

Syndergaard btfo degrom btfo mets utterly btfo !!!!

syndergaard mets degrom BTFO!

CUBS R GAY LMAO

life is like Bonilla dayyyyyy
here in mestberg,

shit management, bad contracts, awful tradessssssss
it's a, mest kek

might make a good mo-oveeeee
OR LOSE THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!

MEST

KEK KEK

EVERY DAY A NEW ONE GETS INJURED

CANO NO

TALES OF EDWIN DIAZ IN MESTBERG

KEK KEK

LOOK AT THE STANDINGS RIGHT BEHIND YOUU
IS THE REBUILDING SWORDFISH
BUT YOU CAN JUST GRAB ON TO 2015

KEK KEK

EVERYDAY YOU SEE ANOTHER WASTED TALENT

KEK KEK

ALONSO WON'T EVEN LAST JUST LIKE DAVID WRI-IGHT

STRO-MAN!

HE WON'T HELP YOU AND YOU'LL STILL LOSE

GET SWEPT BY THE WORST ROAD TEAM

MEST KEK

Cubbies win!
Anime wins!

Ryu's chances at the NL cy young are decreasing every start, hope he gets it together

Redpill me on othani, is he elite? Do pitcherd ever go back to 100% after the tommy john surgery?

FUCK 4 CHANNEL

>dog poops

>muh elite rotation
>muh home games
>muh meme winning streak against the shittiest teams in the league

blessed

WHERE'S THE PIC FROM FAGGOT

>cusb

blessed

blessed

>doyers

good grief can I SHITPOST FFS

blessed

is Yea Forums still broken or did gookmoot get his shit together

>cusb

blessed

test

blessed

this is bullshti

Wanker alert

This is insane

test uwu

>cusb

We're in a full blown asshole crisis

Im honestly terrified

Late night /mlb/ has appeared. Celebrate with me, brother....
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Cubbiecummie O///w///O

cubbie wubbie want yummy cummy OwO

The power of anime is allowing /mlb/ to survive the latest gookmoot crisis.

Praise anime!
(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits

Talk about a captive audience

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Victor Caratini homered twice off Mets ace Jacob deGrom, including a tiebreaking, three-run drive in the seventh inning that powered the Chicago Cubs past New York 4-1 Thursday night for a three-game sweep.

Jon Lester pitched six effective innings as the Cubs increased their lead for the second NL wild-card spot to 2 1/2 games over Philadelphia.

The Mets lost their sixth in a row, all at Citi Field. Full of hope a week ago, they dropped five games behind Chicago.

Caratini lofted a solo homer in the second that made it 1-all. That was the Cubs’ only hit until they struck in the seventh.

Kris Bryant hit a one-out single off shortstop Amed Rosario’s glove, and Javier Baez grounded a single up the middle. Caratini fell behind 1-2, fouled off two pitches and then pulled a line drive into the second deck in right field.

The crowd of 38,389 fell silent as the Cubs backup catcher rounded the bases with his ninth home run of the season and second career multihomer game. He became the fourth player to connect twice in a game against deGrom, joining Mitch Garver this year, Giancarlo Stanton in 2016 and Mark Teixeira in 2015.
Lester (11-9) limited the Mets to five hits. After Tyler Chatwood and Brandon Kintzler each threw a scoreless inning, Craig Kimbrel closed for his 13th save in 15 chances.

Caratini got three hits as the Cubs won their seventh in a row at Citi Field since last year, their best winning streak while visiting the Mets since taking seven straight at Shea Stadium in 1991. This was Chicago’s fifth consecutive road victory, a nifty achievement for a team that is 28-39 overall away from Wrigley Field.

Are we live?

Cubbiewubbie wuvvie cummie!!! ^///o///^

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What can I do? What can I do? 愛する君に
What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?

なぜ なぜ この心

Knock me knock me 叩いたの? 好きにさせたの?
今さら サヨナラは つらい つらい つらすぎる忘れられない
どうしたら あの日のように あたためてくれるの?

諦めない 最後まで くじけそうになるけれど 君が好きよ 大好きよ

夢じゃ終われない

諦めない 負けないわ 意地悪してるだけでしょ
君に合わせ ついてゆく 受け止めてほしい

I love you 私の君

なぜ なぜ 優しくね
Touch me Touch me 触ったの? 好きにさせたの? あんなに 愛すると ねえ ねえ 言ってたの 信じられない 本当は 冗談だと 電話をしてきてよ

諦めない これからよ
私の輝きを見て 君が好きよ 大好きよ ここじゃ終われない
諦めない 見ていてね 綺麗になって見せるわ 君の理想 教えてよ 変わってみせるわ

I love you 私の君
What can I do? What can I do? 愛する君に
What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?

It's Haku's time to shine!

All Hail the Queen of /mlb/
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>His team doesn't have a team song
youtube.com/watch?v=WH3hlzPtAbY
Explain yourself

Someone wine and dine this prick

Scuba Kek omigosh

>They're not human. They're animals. They're monsters.

Scuba kek jumping jemimas!

GUARD LET ME OUT!!!!
*bangs on bars*
YOU GOTTA LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!

>cusb

youtube.com/watch?v=ZBsekWzDFtQ
Is there any greater suffering than being a Swallow's fan?

>cubes

>" GIMME SOME TIME KEK DICKSWORD KEK DICKSWORD DOGGIE DOOS KEK GAYSCONSIN KEK SCUBA KEK MEST KEK ERG KEK HOUSPIE KEK!!"
this is pure craziness fucking insanity building up... I honestly have got to get out of here but I can't. These shitposters keep clawing at my legs and I try to leave and can't. Immobilized by the one psychopath that keeps creating all of this shit. I gotta find a way out of this madhouse

as a cubs fan i love swallowing semen

cubbies dominating the genny!

>cusb

as a cubs fan I just gotta (hafta!!!) have a cock in my mouth!!!1

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youtube.com/watch?v=J_7YgfcPxv0

more like the cums kek

How to get big tit animu gf

This is why I use other sites.

CUMS KEK CUSB KEK SCUBA KEK
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BEEERSS!!!!! KEK!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=0OQF1EEOELY
Let me introduce myself...

You didn't think I was done...
Did ya?
Well, I just began having my fun..
Baby!

Some people live for attention
Playing the victim
BUT BABY
I WAS BORN TO DO THE KILLING

I see how you're going crazy..
Always thinkin' bout' me
Baby on the daily..

Feed me your negativity
Talk some more about me
I know that you love me
LOVE ME!

Funny how you think I'm bothered
Know I'm nothing like the others
You shouldn't have messed with me, 'cuz I heard...
That you're afraid of monsters. (Monsters!)

Are you ready for the monster? (Monster) ((x3))
You ain't ready for the monster. (Monster)

sex penis tiddie butwhole pusy lmfao

Fuck this guy!

cummiewummie
selecte all bicicile

this is getting ludicrous

This is true terror

Someone arse this winker

We're back

We're back lads

Baseball :)

Retard alert

Padres

>poos

>k9 shits

Poop dogs

Hey guys I'm back from my week vacation

How did my metsies do this last week? 5-1? 4-2? I'm guessing an easy Cubs sweep because they are the worst road team in the league, and surely we took 1 or 2 from the Braves

Go Metsies!

Mettie Doos kek

>cusb

These assholes are relentless

Based thread

>muh elite rotation
>muh home games
>muh meme winning streak against the shittiest teams in the league

>mest

Clattonx

That's it. I give up. I'm leaving the Mets. I'm throwing in the hat.

>cusb

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Reminder that the Braves are the official /lgbt/ team of Major League Baseball

>cusb

>You may have cost us the season and won't be the NL Cy Young this year, but there's always next year

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>no
Kill all faggots and degenerates

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Was Alex Rodriguez the biggest piece of shit to play baseball?

>Way to ruin our season and kill your chance at the NL Cy Young Award this year

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>rasy
>marlels

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White Sox TBQH

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1 million hours in ms paint

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Being Mets is suffering. I feel bad for degrom, pissing away his best years on the perpetual dick punch that is the Mets.

Pour one out for Blake Bivens and Tampa, who's wife and child got merc'd by his brother in law, who I assume is a /pol/ incel autist in some fashion or another

piece of shit website, cool that was broken all tonight, definitely worth supporting.

So who's the NL Cy Young now with Hyun-jin Ryu shitting the bed?

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Probably DeGrom. If Scherzer has an otherworldly finish he may be able to overcome the innings deficit but that's a long shot.

Ryu also doesn’t have strikeouts going for him, and if he lays more eggs like he did last night, it might as well go to degrom

Yesterday was Anthony Recker’s birthday. How did you celebrate?

This is my first time playing baseball fantasy even though it's my fav sport possibly. Injury plagued, different lineups all year yet still 15-5 and this is now my current batting unit.

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Most kino game today Indians at Rays

>LETS GO FAGGOTS... LETS GO FAGGOTS

Whats with these weak shitty american sports chants? I dont get it.

>WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO

Just take baseball out of that entire state

>LETS GO FAGGOTS LETS GO

deGrom and possibly Soroka if Ryu's ERA continues to skyrocket

I was thinking Soroka too, especially with how he gives up so few home runs in a year marked by its home run ball

What is the best rivalry in the comedy central? Or do they all just equally hate each other?

Teams in the comedy central don't stay good long enough for there to be a rivalry.

They don't really have rivalries. I would say White Sox/Twins but that is not in effect this year

I think the Twins are the most hated team because they've been the most consistently good over the past 20 years. The Twins hate the White Sox the most, so Twins-White Sox is the best rivalry.

>Willson Contreras
out for 6 weeks but is still 2nd best catcher. How do baby league fans cope with such shit players?

in terms of rivalries with substance, probably Cubs-Cardinals.
AL central doesn't, in my opinion, have any true long standing heated rivalries. Maybe Twins-White Sox? It seems like most of the time there's only one team contending and the other four are on their way towards or away from contention. Twins probably have a more heated rivalry with the Yankees for how often they've been cucked in the playoffs.

If I were ever in sports or entertainment I would hire Bonilla's agent without question. It was basically like winning a powerball lottery and taking yearly payments.

^this

>in terms of rivalries with substance, probably Cubs-Cardinals.
Not really. Before 1994 added the Central division, Cusb-Mest was a much bigger rivalry.

Bo Bichette is gonna be better than Tulowitzki ever was

Soroka is pretty based. He also had a nice streak of only allowing 1 run a game

bichette, biggio or guerrero. who does the best of the three?

D O Y E R S
O
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E
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Vlad teh Impaler

How has one season away from the Nats done so much to reshape his image for the better?

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I still think hes a fag.

And a wigger for naming his son that.

>cusb

31 games left to play for the Tigers (39-92)...

They need 4 more Wins to tie the 2003 team
I am really hoping here (that they lose), as I am sure all of you are as well...

B'more series should be fucking good. I, for one, am pumped and ready to get swept! Lets make this shit happen.

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>Men having a say in children's names
There aren't a few billion "Jim's"

He had a choice in the Thot he married.

So yes he named him that. I wonder what her boyfriends name is.

>Thinking the invisible hand of Allah didn't force their hands in marriage

Allah is a fag.

If Yahoo taught me anything it’s that there are a few billion Jims

Same

Go cubs btw

Just think. 5 years ago thr Astros fanbase didn't exist

as a cubs fan i just want to say i've been a lot happier since deciding to have physical relationships with men

Based Bauer vs the Cardinals tonight, I'm obviously all in for the Cards, but I hope they don't run up Bauer's ERA too much.

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Brewers @ Cubs

You do remember to knell during the national anthem to protest the mistreatment of minorities by authorities and the concentration camps set up at the boarders for Asylum seekers?

Bauer is on the fast track to an early retirement and full time position at the Network

>Have the chance to bury the Mets
Knowing the Phillies, they lose two out of 3 and keep them in it

It's really sad. One reason I like the guy is the crazy shit he says, but he should have NEVER said what he did about 1 year deals and as great as it was for him to fight the good fight in players favor in arbitration bullshit, the league will remember and make him pay.

He's honestly good at talking about baseball, certainly better at talking about it than pitching it this season. But I really see him as a pitching coach in the minors or at his beloved Duke.

He won't starve to death or be at the homeless shelter, he might have to sell his fancy car, but the guy has pretty normie hobbies.

>he has only had 2 good games since I bought my bauer shirt : / though one was vs the cubs

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>arcade league "ace" leaves the comedy central and gets exposed immediately
it's like clockwork

There are people in this thread who dont value defense

How does this make you feel?

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you mean sweep?

KC #Royals owner David Glass has agreed to a deal for $1 billion with KC businessman John Sherman, a Cleveland #Indians minority owner, which will become official in November when ratified by the #MLB owners

>New Royals owner weakens the Indians in the process of buying the royals

BLESSED

Hey fatty, why aren't you posting in the Cubs thread? It's a good game

>having a good catcher is like winning the world series for philthie fans

did you know wilson ramos has a 19 game hitting streak?

Unlike most people here, I've seen a world series clincher in person. So winning the world series is like winning the world series for us.

kind of cool ngl

>Skaggs OD'd on fentanyl, oxy, opioids and alcohol.
So much for that "must have been a heart attack" story.

>no framing statistics

>Skaggs died from choking on his vomit while drunk and high
wow what a shock!

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How does that affect his WAR?

For as much shit I give nido, he is a good framer. Now if only his bat was better

>9th in Framing Runs despite having the most attempts
so in other words he’s shit

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Yeah, top 10 in one aspect and elite in all others makes for trash. Now Gary Sanchez, there's a catcher. He can hit em far

He’s better than Wilson “Chimpout” Contreras I’ll give him that

>Major League Baseball plans to assign its investigative unit to probe the claim that an Angels employee might have been involved in Tyler Skaggs' death. "We were unaware of this allegation and will investigate," MLB spokesman Pat Courtney said.
Your face when the Angels killed Skaggs so they could try and use the sympathy card to get MLB to rig games for them like the league did for the Astros.

Angels are a chinese fentanyl drug front prove me wrong

the angels are the mest of the AL at this point

dont lump the mets with them.

Should I put money on the Braves?

mlb.com/news/keston-hiura-exits-with-hamstring-discomfort
Schwarbie the Rookie Killer

What does Anthony Recker mean to you personally?

SCHWARBOMB ALERT!

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Contreras picks fights only with those who deserve it.

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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Reminder that the Methinals have been sitting on their asses as the Cubs have played, and won 3 straight games.

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!
Cubs win!!!

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>played more games
>the brainlet cubs fan thinks they wont fall back off a cliff

>Hits another home run against the Boors
>Also kills their top rookie
Is there any stopping him Schwarbros?

real pitchers

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Almost nothing better to watch defensively than a Baez to Russell to Rizzo DP.

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severe thunderstorm watch here in STL
looking like yet another rainout

>Losing a game because of your shit stadium
The shanty down of Meth Louis.

Severe faggotry warning here in STL

It's Fernandez all over again.
>tragic freak boating accident, could have happened to any-oh wait he was high out of his mind

Cum is raining from the sky in st louis

>muh elite rotation
>muh home games
>muh meme winning streak against the shittiest teams in the league

Where did all the >mest "fans" run off to?

they arent eliminated yet tho :P

>His team doesn't continue to play in the worst sort of conditions to finish the comeback.
youtube.com/watch?v=SH1CZ0SHscg

It was in the low 40s, high winds and a hard rain throughout and they still finished the game.

based cubbies always finish a cumback

seething cusbpie has arrived

Cubbiepie is a cutiepie!

mm cubbie~wubbie~ u///w///u

How is the Skaggs autopsy just coming out? What took so long?
Also, everyone here pretty much called it, booze and pain killers.

what about Bryant to Baez to Rizzo

>Painkillers
>High
they get you low

What else would it be? These boys get routine physicals, they would have known if he had a bad heart or something.
Although I suppose that White Sox pitcher did almost drop dead on the mound, but that's to be expected from that franchise.

That would require a funky alignment like the shift.

Russell is too busy beating his wife to get to the bag

The media (and the team) made it seem like they guy was straight edge.
They think that fans don't know that a lot of these guys are heavy boozers.

youtube.com/watch?v=QnQo74sWY5Y

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our guy francesca

>be angels player
>die

What’s a suck zone?

The distance between my balls and your gag reflex.

>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT!!

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>Posting Soijack in 2019

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Is s󠛡oy filtered here too?

>Posting reddit memes in general

oak v nyy gamethread

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Leave

All-Time Dodgers team
C: Johnny Bench
1B: Cody Bellinger
2B: Jackie Robinson
3B: Mike Schmidt
SS: Cal Ripken Jr
LF: Barry Bonds
CF: Ty Cobb
RF: Babe Ruth
SP: Clayton Kershaw, Nolan Ryan, Randy Johnson, Bert Blyleven, Sandy Koufax
RP: Dennis Eckersley, Mariano Rivera, Eric Gagne, Kenley Jansen, Trevor Hoffman, Lee Smith, Honus Wagner
CP: Billy Wagner

What ball are they playing with?

Dodger pitchers use 1917 balls
Dodger hitters use 2019 balls

Cubbies use all the balls :3~

>be braves
>lose to teams under .500

>be your team
>be under .500
>lose to braves too

>be me
>cubbie kun
>uguu glomps a dick & balls!

>Be the braves
>Lose 10,000 games

>be your team
>lose 10,001 games

getting more stratified now

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mr. fish has been supplanted

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What is this even sorted by?

>"accidental overdose"
that's a funny way to spell junkie but i guess theres one less degenerate in the world so its all good

cumulative zscore. devers is boosted by that absurd r+rbi lead

He Stay!

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skaggs BTFO

How serious were Skaggs injuries that he’d get hooked on Big pharma and end up ODing like that?

MLB players party hard. It's like uni.

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>you will never be a stud in the majors during the best years of your youth
holy shit i’m shaking

It's just withdrawls. Have a drink.

>getting butthurt about pitch framing as a catcher

the absolute state of weebs.
they say you're here forever but when you come back and see cringe at this level...
adios bitches

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i know you are but what am i

Just more of a reason to get rid of opiates except for excess MUST BE IN HOSPITAL pain and treat lower level pain and chronic pain with CBDs.

Opiates are fucking evil.

when will i be able to do sex with underaged cartoons

I'm detecting extreme levels of butthurt from this redditor

>skaggs parents
>"w-we're gonna find whoever sold him drugs. theyre the real bad people!"
your kid fucked up. be graceful and fuck off

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>Ruins your dreams of Nicky staying a Cubs

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>whos

CIDF index

>be st louis
>have rain

t. unnamed angels employee

Just how are they this bad? The Braves aren't even an elite team.

Yes they are. Maybe not mathematically, but they're out of it. If it makes you fell better, they never really had a chance.

astros desu

i'd rather jip myself and get excited for some "meaningful" baseball than watch a team play like shit in september just wanting the season to end with nothing to play for

If the Tribe and Rays meet in the playoffs will anyone watch?

I think the wild card is A's and tribe. Tampa is good, but the A's got clutch players and I think they can get a good start with fiers for a winner take all game

i'll watch. i'll also be there when the astros sweep the dodgers

if the phillies cant blow it open here they're fucked

when the tribe wins it makes over half of the league rage, so us. Although, the A's and Indians smash the fuck out of each other all the time. either way, im up for it.

meant for

Braves are gonna win the eries

A's are a fun team and I will continue to shill for them. Profar is an underrated pickup, and their moneyball shit has worked. Matt olson, mark cahna, matt chapman, marcus semien, and pisscotty all have been pretty good. Their rotation isnt flashy but I can see it being Fiers bassisit roark and maybe manaea if he comes back

No. They're not. They don't have the pitching to get past LA.

they do, however have the best 1-4 in the MLB arguably. Also LMAO @ all the MLB writers who actually slept on atlanta and got their dicks hard for philly and colorado

They do now
>el gay
>not choking
Pick 1

>LA
holy fuck im dead
its 2019. the two "mega cities" are done.

>doyer doos

>sanchez

>philthies
>cant give your fucking ace more than 1 runs against the mest

>losedians

umps are dumb

go cubs

>PHILLTHIES

Astros have by far the strongest playoff rotation. Braves can make a case for #2 though.

If I had to rank the CURRENT rotations if the playoffs started today, it goes like this
1.Astros
2.Dodgers
3.Nationals
4.Braves
5.Cardinals
6.Indians
7.Athletics
8.Twins
9.Yankees
10. Cubs

>LETTING TODD FRAZIER GET A HOME RUN
this is why the phillies are frauds

>yaks
>9th
oimlaffin

rotations not bullpens. If there was a bullpen choice the yankees are my pick.

Yankees rotation sucks balls.

They should be 13th

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note how I said POSTSEASON

>philthies

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>Indians Vice Chairman John Sherman to purchase majority ownership of Kansas City Royals from current chairman David Glass and family

Central Consolidation???

>aaron nola pitches a gem
>phillies bullpen shits the bed
laughable

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>stinkys

He has to sell his 30% share of the Indians

dudes gotta divest per the league

OH NO PHILTHIES KEK

>PHILLTHIES
dude holy shit this is sad

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I get that part, SEC regulations aren’t wizardry. It’s just odd that he’s purchase a team within the same division.

i mean, anybody with the cheese and the inclination to buy a big league ballclub is probably chomping at whatever bit comes his way

It’s 2019 and people still don’t understand marijuana. It’s fucking sad. Hopeful with more big shots spreading the word like Gronk, this can change

We cracked the code that is Verlander?

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A's are good, but the rotation isnt amazing outside of fiers and roark. How is manaea anyway?

bassitt's been pretty solid, my guy

true, but fiers and roark are their guys to toss a wild card game. Just dont pull another gay bullpen shitshow like last year

when it rains it pours...

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calling it now, Phils score 10 runs in the bottom of the 9th and tie it up

>phillies paid Harper 330 million
>to lose to the Mets by 10
>gnats are about to lose to the fucking fish

He's from KC

Manaea is close, maybe last 10 games of the season is what I'd expect to be the latest. We need his fuckin hair back in the lineup

Bassitt is the lowkey LowKey-Semi-MVP of the season so far

I was 40% right

>10
stop being a faggot. thanks.

after that terrible fucking set of games, nice to get a win, even if mazza should've been yanked after that hooper double

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his stuff was super impressive when i went to his start vs. roark back when tanner was still a red. i honestly thought we were gonna lose the game until like the 7th inning lmao

That was his Anakin pre-pod racing moment. I think he's starting to figure out that split finger

If tampa and NYM both get sweeps this weekend, they can kill the indians and phillies chances at a wild card. Phillies bullpen just got exposed again tonight

Ahem.

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Good game, Marlins.

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>Philthies
based Godd

Woof.

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Natty Doo

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>ryu meme exposed
>kershit in the playoffs
LA is Indians tier at best

No one listens to chokers like you or philly and Philly can say they’ve gotten to a World Series in this century

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I fucking despise Canada, holy shit

WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO

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I can't decide if it would be funnier to see the Nationals lose the wild card game or the Cubs.

Nationals losing to the Mest

mate, I would be fucking surprised if the mets even make it at this point. that schedule is scary, and they still have to play the dodgers at citi field.

True

You now remember Tom Glavine throwing at Dale Murphy and getting ejected

Calif*rnians aren't people

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Woo yeah woohoo wooo

check out the left-center bleachers if you get a chance. killer section

Just got home bros. I see my Mets won tonight for the first time in awhile, but what loser gave up 4 runs in the bottom of the 9th?

>back to back double headers
rough

>leaf is a mets bandwagoner
just when that fanbase couldn't get any worse

chris mazza who threw garbage time

>doubting my metties

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Mestpie sighted

mets need a miracle mind you

>miracle mets
>no miracle
doesn't add up

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Mestpie is scaring the heck out of me

This kid only shows up when his team wins!

*cough*
the mets are a team that need to pretty much win, lets say, 20 of their next 28 to have a shot at a good wild card position. Their to chase are the brewers, phillies, cubs and nationals. That cubs series could have killed them, but they still are fighting. If they sweep philly, that does help them massively

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I forgot arizona because im a dumb babu, but you get the idea. Their luck is that the mets do get to face both the phillies and d-backs, and for 4+ games each as well. The mets biggest series is still labor day weekend against the nats, dodgers, and the final series vs atlanta. I dunno what the fuck will happen from now and september. Maybe heartbreak for mets fans, or maybe a wild card berth

Mestpie owns ya

>it's real
fuck

Imaginary friend talking to you again?

cusbpie sucks ya

>HBP
>picks up the ball and throws it back to the pitcher

wtf i love russell martin again

Doggie doos

Nice, every pitcher should hit him from now on

way to choke, joc

>lost on a balk
kek dodgers

How was that balk? I do not understand. Is it because he didn't throw it?

kek doggie doos

It's late night /mlb/, remember to stay out of trouble.
youtube.com/watch?v=WhvCNOasfOI

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shocked to see the D-backs in the race after selling pretty much their best pitcher

I got something for ya!!!

>Dodgers imploding before september even begins

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kek deggio dees

doggie doggies!

Jacob deGrom is going to waste his career.

Mets should cut their losses and trade him for a boatload of upend talent.

Which player has the most back end talent?

>Muh ringchasing

what have the Mets won with him? A NL pennant where they were embarrassed in five games by the Royals?

You can't be a king without a ring.

What did the red sox do with ted williams? What are the angels doing with mike trout? What are the padres going to do with tatis jr?

>What are the padres going to do with tatis jr?
Trade him for James Shields

haha le ebic james shield jok

gub a nubba

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What's his end game?

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baseball? I watch that

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weekend full of double headers with the season on the line. are we excited?

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me watching the berds game after finishing a natty daddy

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>BERDS!!!

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u say somthin bad about the berds?

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BERDS!!!

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Methinals going to gas themselves.

Ivan Nova's record is 9-11.
What did the white sox mean by this?

>new owner
omighosh!

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Why is the old one selling?

Lack of competency. No other team goes one and done as the Royals did.

Speculation is that he's dying and wants liquid assets.

Let me make one thins very clear. You will NOT disrepest my old owner... my old champion.
You middle

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