/cric/

I rate Tool.

wonder what ray william johnson is up to right now

Rate Tool
Hate Sebbo
Simple as.

getting buttfucked by his tranny boyfriend

Okay, now this is based.

Love Tool mate

Can I have a cricket status please lads?

No cricket on.

/cric/ listening party soon

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Shan't.

Sha'rt.

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Sad to hear, off I pop

Went to get my coffee this morning but picked up the small cappuccino instead of the flat white.

Fuck sake kinda irate with myself. It's too long now to go back and I'll look stupid

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there's rugby on, so catch you in /rug/ m8

>Ruggers

Cringe

Ignore this post

might do the same, /cric/ is looking a bit grim

Ok
Off you go

Is this a fair catch?

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>oceanic classic servers have been down for 4 hours

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hmm this movie was written by nick cave apparently

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Lads, no one excited for the Australian v Derbyshire match

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are all cricketers this cute? i might watch this sport if so

Hmmm you gay or something

What's with the loose skin? Did he used to be a fat cunt?

Are they actually hosted in Oceana now or do the unimportant oceanic paying customers still have to tolerate massive latency delay?

he's old

how can an ocean host servers?

Satellites?
Boats? Water proof (and cooled) server rooms?
I'm sure the technology exists.

Servers housed on giant floating pumice islands.

Satellites would just be redirecting from servers in outer space

blizzard pay the chinese to put one of them islands up for their servers

Cappuccino is better though, add some raw sugar on top, best coffee you can have

for me it's the long mac topped up, the western australian special

>implying you couldn't house a computer server inside a satellite

We have the technology, we can build it.

fairly sure fatguts has an Aussie proxy going too

same

based sebbo

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Can't help but think the umpire should have gave the lbw if he wasn't sure. England had the review and he knew that. He could have just given lbw and expect England to review, which they would have, and then the review would show what's correct.

I'm delighted we won. It was epic. Stokes is based but can't seem to shake this nagging feel. Maybe I can't just blame Paine for being autismo

seething.

test

Kek.

I'm English la

LARP.

KARP

fuck up sebbesity

Everyone knows that...

nonce.

Dw bro, none of that drama shit at the end of day 4 really mattered, Australia lost that game on the morning of day 3 just like I called it.
They were so excited about the possibility of retaining the ashes they completely forgot to actually have a game plan.

that's sebbo above me

Fuck sake, dreamt I pissed blood again

just done a massive mooen ali

Fuck sake don't even know who's sebbo anymore . Used to be simple just myself and the stars and stripes. GMT in the mornings was peak me and sebbo now I dunno what to believe anymore feels bad

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Wishing Joseph a pleasant day

Based Sebbo.

reverse swing in romania

youtube.com/watch?v=LXxVngeF8hU

another evening of dreary metaposting from our newfriends.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/1552504355615/
curious
does /cric/ have any chilean poosters that we know of

Shane Warne
Muttiah Muralitharan
Pavel Florin

nah there's a Chilean lad that pops up in /rug/ though

hmm, definitely just saved from the same poster, no chilean identity uncovered here lads
sebbo's fat and disgusting any way tbph

>same filename
jesus does this sad schizo spend his ENTIRE life on Yea Forums larping as various people?

yup.

If the umpire isn't sure it's not out. Don't know why it's caused such butthurt, he gets a big stride in, he's playing a sweep, the ball was initially going down leg and the only doubt is how much it straightens

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another sebbo post above me.

fucking easy to spot.

he's such a sad cunt lads

Reminder that if you're accused of being sebbo on a proxy but aren't, go ahead and kys anyway for posting like him.

suicide might be the only answer

I'll take a very minor consolation in my otherwise barren muck of a life that I introduced this picture to /cric/. Shall be listening to the full digital album when it comes out, shant be tempted by any leaks

/cric/ will officially have reached its nadir when he pops up with a NZ proxy

it's a cool pic

oop t' bloody tree

no one I like talking to in /cric/ is in /cric/ apart from trinilad who will disappear as usual
grim state of affairs

what about me.
I'm pretty cool

he probably has a paid service with access to a bunch of different flags, I used to have one, they're cheap as fuck
astrill.com/pricing

made this post before scrolling down

like all the kiwi lads

would unironically and hilariously beat the shit out of every user on cric

what a relief

warner would or you would?

>5'5"
lol no

>I dont like anonymous people

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I'd ragdoll the cunt.

>tall people are good at fighting
lol

one coward's punch would be all it would take to send him upstairs to see his 'little mate'

I'd heem every here

you sound afraid

Finally got around to blocking sebbo posts and the experience has been wonderful so far

>tfw a gangly lanklet tries to use his noodle appendages menacingly

basic physics manlet; longer levers = more force. And everybody's plan to be "good at fighting" goes out the window when their mandible has been separated into pieces before they get withing arm's reach

Based Sebbo.

don't forget to filter Ireland too.

Lads, havent played cricket in very good while, how do i get back into playing it?

you sound like a big guy

my favourite part is when you get a little
>+ RENT FREE
show up

you know he's absolutely livid and deserpately seeking attention and I get such joy ignoring it and not expanding the post

go to the nets with mates, simple as that

reckon playing cricket is a good start

nobody plans to suddenly be good at fighting.
They train it and get good at it. Don't discuss things you have no idea about please bb,

Cheers for that pal

he is living rent free though tbqh

Reckon i couldnt even bowl a straight ball desu

>training to fight
>relevant in any way, shape or form to a real world scenario
sure thing short stack, you definitely know what you're talking about

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Test

I challenge any of you poofs to a fistfight, except the kiwi lads as they're probably quite tough

I'd win then bend you over lad

please be careful irl if you're not joking , you're going to get heemed by someone

dumbfuck is going to be eating through a feeding tube with that attitude.

nah, I'm too big and built for over-compensating, yappy jack-russell's like yourself to even contemplate confronting.

kuggeleijn produced an absolute rape of an innings in the tour match lads
13 off 4 balls RAPED

based wogGOD

women claiming rape when they get buyers remorse the next morning should be jailed tttt

this reply has raped me

kek, try throwing a punch without your faggot MMA gloves for once. Guaranteed your eyes wouldn't glance higher than my belt if you saw me approaching down the street

he should bring back your favourite martian

im 6'1 and have fought and trained muay thai for the best part of 20 years.
If you're not joking please be careful irl bb, someone's going to turn you into a vegetable

kek, what the fuck are you going to do weeb? throw a hadouken at me? fuck up

ah, the good old fashioned internet tough guy

ill fucking yoshimitsu you mate better watch out

stop over compensating big guy.

*puts cric in a figure four*

any place im likely to get in a fight is when im drinking so im 100% fucked even with the meager training i have

sure thing Mr Miyagi

>still over compensating
chill big fella, have another beer

*teleports behind you*

When's the new Tool album coming out?

If I got in a fight I would use my charm and good looks to seduce the aggressor. You can't beat me up if all you can think about is kissing my soft lips and all you want is for me to take you in my arms and make tender love to you
Penis mightier than the sword

>if I say he's over-compensating it means I'm an adult and have taken the higher moral ground and definitely am NOT projecting to hide my obvious lies, insecurities with my manhood and the fact I take the Internet very seriously
kek, seething. Game over m8, why don't you work out that impotent rage with 1,000 leaping mantis strikes or some shit.

me? i'd run since my mental capacity earns me money

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you alright m8?

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>y-you a-alright mate?!? I was just pretending you see?

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be quiet retards, why is it every time someone does the 'i'll heem everyone of you' there's some fuck wits who still get all arced up and take shit seriously. Legit do not want to meet any of you

real martial artists wouldnt respond to such bait

t.white belt at shitposting

actually in my 19th year of fighting and training in mauy thai, we learn that all that passivity stuff we were taught earlier is bullshit and it's perfectly fine to go out and fuck cunts up. Why else would you learn it lmao

>passivity stuff we were taught earlier
that's never taught in muay thai bruz

Reckon I’m going sober for October

yeah, passivity doesn't really work when you're a midget, small fisted Asian, just got to throw your punch and run

good shit m8. 5 years without an alcoholic beverage here

what's wrong with asians?

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they pathologically over-exaggerate their physical size and fighting prowess on unrelated imageboards. I blame Quentin Tarantino

youtube.com/watch?v=Ew8yz3LBQbo

Derbyshire tour match stream, no audio tho

like this guy?

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many such cases! Sad!

but I was telling the truth and posted to help angry tall user :(
there's some gnarly dudes out there at all heights

sure thing nguyen

this is really me believe it or not

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me up the back

Welcome to /seb/
RENT FREE

Pooftas

You should meet up to bum fuck eachother

How does Australia fix the Tim Paine problem?
He hasn't done anything of note, missed multiple chances as captain (field placements) and has been saved by exceptional individual player performances
thinking Wade to keeper and just bring Smoth back in, proxy some other cunt as captain dont think anyone gives a shit who

yikes and cringe

More of a faggot caving in to peer pressure and having a 'drink with the boys' because you think you have to.

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Wade has looked shit as a fielder. I reckon he would be worse overall as a wicketkeeper even if he made on average 20-30 more runs

Drink a beer right now poof or I'll fuck your ass

sebgang RUNS /cric/

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>beer tastes good
you hated the shit but forced yourself to like it because of peer pressure. now you're a shit cunt with a beergut. admit it

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wow how old are you?

No mate I don't drink. I just bully pooftas

accept the truth nuke

is trescothick a real surname in britain or did they just make it up

What sort of poofta doesn't want to smash back a beer after a hot day in the sun.

tell me your age

Fucking this. So many Australians are obsessed with sebbo. See how many times they kick it all off by moaning about sebbo "s-sure sounds fat in here hehe" and it all kicks off. They acuse someone of being sebbo and it kicks off. Absolutely free rent behavior. Fucking stop it you dumb Aussies subhumans

>peer pressure
I'll have you know I do 99% of my drinking by myself tyvm

Truthnuke: a campari spritz or any long drink is more refreshing than a beer

whats that got to do with anything? stay on subject, an adolescent or child caves to peer pressure. grown men should be able to make their own decisions but the 'beer with the boys' shit is just weak.

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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yikes what's with the soiboys in here
like my beer simple as

go back to your celebration thread dickhead

yes my decision is I like to drink and you're a faggot

When is the next ashes test?

>soiboy
>WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING JOHNNY, FIRST TIME AT THE PUB WITH THE BOYS MATE AYYY
>ummm
>GET HIM A NEW
>h-he th-hthanks l-lads
ultimate soi bruz

>why yes, I am a rugged individualist who thinks for myself, and that's why I wear jeans and drink beer, and perform all the other signifiers of masculinity too

Fact Flammenwerfer: DUDE I'M SOOOO DRUNK types and haughty teetotalers as shown above are both obnoxious fuckheads

It's always more comfy to drink alone

One week away reeeeee

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you were pressured into it to begin with and now it's a part of your life
you like it because you're not used to or can't think of life without it
the giving in to the pressure that started you on your road to alcoholism and extra weight is the part that makes you a faggot

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do you actually have any mates? nobody does this

why jeans? That's more a sign of immaturity, this post is sebbo tier

how years of muay thai had you done again?

Going to the pub, having a beer and some jalapeno poppers. You can come too if you like. We'll sit outside because it's summer and I can smoke.

>nooooo you can't actually like it, that's impossible!!!
I haven't even drank since the weekend before last and I'm fit and sexy as hell, nice try

Jeans are immature? WAT

I read, apparently that Derbyshire lays claim to the invention of the hot dog. Spurious

Where abouts? Sounds very phibsborough or Camden st to me

>tfw just got a truth nuke hat trick

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I wear jeans because my mother bought me jeans when I was small and I'm used to them. I like corduroy too, again from mother's reccs.

>The Times reported last week how the transgender cricketer Maxine Blythin, who is targeting a place in the England women’s team, has a batting average of 15.1 for Chesham 2nd XI men’s team — which is open to men and women — and 123 for the St Lawrence & Highland Court women’s team in Kent.

Howling

I'm not actually going, but if I was going I'd be somewhere in Fingal.

any proper club first XI cricketer could play womens womens international cricket, not even a joke

Oh, your north county Dublin lad?

Do you really think we're going to believe you're Irish by namedropping all this easily researchable shit? Fuck off you cancerous fraud

Australia getting exposed by Derbyshire lads

Sure except they're not allowed because they're not women. Is this heading for tranny discussion?

UNIT

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>two wickets
>caught wade
>caught carey
Paine on demotion watch

Wow

I've decided that you're not Australian and there's no amount of pudgy hands holding id that will convince me otherwise. You may not even be a real person, you could be an ai or some kind of demonic entity for all I know.
There's no might nor power except for that which belongs to God.

>le you don't like me so you must be x recognisable personality
Haven't you noticed that literally everyone here hates you? Recognisable or not?

do you think eating tuna makes you rich. you wouldn't believe the sort of things that i am served up for dinner every night, you lowly peasant.

certainly hope so *unzips dick*

for me it's looking at English pub menus and exclaiming "where's the fucking schnitzels???" WWII really did a number on you guys

exeterarms.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/TEA023_Exeter_Menu_Design_SS_2019.pdf

You should do a strawpoll on the Irish, go on now get busy.

There's two Irish posters now. When I asked the two locations they are kinda upcoming trendy areas that most likely have bars where you get jalapeno poppers. That's all mate I didn't mean to upset you.

I'd rather go to bed you fat cancerous cunt

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>double the burger for £4
absolutely disgusting, unless they are buying 100% locally sourced ripoff food they are disgustingly greedy to charge £4 for a burger patty

irish lad is based and there's more than one you dumb cunt.

Straaawpol? metink noe, McCluggin an wee fairen O'Donnelly need da straw da thatch ol McGluvven's ol roof yea? Carn be wastin fair starw on nar falooting pool! Kit Marlow wud be rooling under the heath yer daft bludger!

proxy off sebbo

DO NOT LET RICHO SEE THIS

Don't think sebbo has posted in a while actually

Goodnight then bud
Fair point. My chickens like a bit of fresh straw in the nesting boxes too.

Derby 2018 pub of the year, them the spoils. Just happens to be the one closest to the ground. All in all derby seems like a culinary wasteland unless you like Bakewell tarts and smelly cheese

Apache pizza does a decent jalapeno popper too pal

>Bakewell tarts and smelly cheese
Anyone that doesn't like these is no fast friends with me

is /cric/ basically/ Yea Forums's version of /brit/?

One of my local pubs was giving out about zoomers. They had to change the pub a bit and do food because these young lads want the chicken wings now with the drinks.

There other one doesn't do food because it doesn't need to. Just a loads of boomers and zoomers getting together for pints

sure, but a bit of variety does go astray

cric threads have taken a turn for the worse of late. precariously when the irish posters turned up. funny that.

seb living rent free even when he's not here
/sebgang/ rule cric

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>chicken wings
>used to be garbage offcuts, decent poverty purchase, become foodie popular now tripled in price
FUCK HIPSTERS & FUCK AMERICANA

dead thread
dead sport

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I'm no zoomer but I do enjoy some nibbles with a drink. Burgers, wings, lovely toasted sambos

Yeah it's not bad I'll admit just don't make it a gastro pub.

Im still a roast potatoes at the bar kinda man even they do contain piss and seamen

>~$9
yeah that's fucked

Mate, your misuse of the English language is the only precarious thing happening right now.

I work in the industry, and zoomers love food while drinking. i don't get it personally, i'm 24 and don't mind a snack while i'm drinking but they will order absolutely tons of food, especially as I work for spoons and they all use the app, they will just order millions of things and barely eat any of it. won't order all the food at the bar tho, only on the app which is sorta bizzare

Thankfully, in England at least, chicken thighs are still cheap because there's barely a demand for them, hipsters haven't got round to noticing them yet I guess.

That's interesting because I certainly get a bit of a New York bar food vibe the past 5 years or so with some of the food available at Irish pubs, and it's not a bad thing really so long as they're not trying to overcharge. Place near me does a really decent blue cheese burger.

Why can Aussies give it, but not take it?

problem with getting thighs for me is the healthy cunts market, have to find a proper butcher if you want skin on them, all supermarkets only have skinless which is bloody pointless for chicken.

m8 I've been fighting and training in muay thai for 50 years I'll fucking end you

unironically like this song
youtube.com/watch?v=KeWN4Zr10kM

They're definitely starting to distance themselves recently on cric lately. No one seems to like them anymore and they can't stop talking about you know who. It's getting boring and tedious and for me it's not part of this comfy thread.

tall (like you'd only see my waist if I was walking at you) poppy syndrome

incredibly thin skins, probably due to sun damage

>the chad stokes
>the virgin smith

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based stokes flyswatting the savages away from Smoth

du Plooy got this bowling """attack""" on the ropes. Ausfailia confirmed mentally mashed

Glorious

Remember these fuckers completely throwing the final.

...

So does this "Derbyshire" place have television cameras or what?

What sport is that?

So is Starc getting snubbed for Neser?

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ORRRRRR MALACA! I ORDAR DA CHICKEN YIROS DIS IS THE FUCKING LAMB MOITE ORRRRRRRR JEEZ THROW IN SOME BAKALAVA MOIIITTTE I'M FUCKING SPEWING MOIIIITTTEE

this Tool album is certainly taking a while. I can post that here now that they are the offical band of /cric/

The official band of /cric/ is death grips

The official band of cric is objectively and categorically 10cc.

gimmick band
as above

*Sets the record straight*

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incorrect and not based.

I was the same, just go and have a bowl by yourself with your phone down the other end recording your action, you'll quickly work it all out

I need more

DUDE ABRASIVE LMAO
>it's good because Pitckfork told me to like it, trust me it's based!

the indian 'remove kebab'

death grips are good but are objectively not the band of /cric/

by volume of posts alone that would be pavement

FLAC already on slsk lad.

See doesn't work mate, you can spout Tool lyrics on here all day and no one will ever say the next line.
But type out one simple 10cc line and everyone in /cric/ instantly gets the tune in their heads.

I'll wait it out

logging on to rutracker now lads

Based humanities degree

Off to sign up for work as a bin man

Wish me luck lads

Good luck bro

I know its a meme but I liked them before the melon man made them popular.

>it's another hear Death Grips getting mentioned, give it a try and give up with head scratching confusion after four songs.
Average flow and lyrics
Rubbish beats
average production
zero emotional response

solid 4/10

Fuck lads. Just made the mistake of showing my missus a couple of Danza Collins' tunes. Now she says she's leaving me on the off chance she might track him down and get with him.
Gutted.

Cool now review 10cc

giving Deceptive Bends a play, I'll get back to you. Sounds like a less shit Grateful Dead so far

Nevermind just sifting through some of their songs myself, I thought they had one other good song but it seems like they might be all complete shit.

this one?
youtube.com/watch?v=cgptvsHHYK4

lots of reddit music being discussed

Nah I think I've figured out where I went wrong, I thought the Crystal Castles/Robert Smith "Not in love" was a cover of 10cc's "I'm not in love" but it's actually a cover of Platinum Blondes far superior "Not in love".
Easy mistake to make.

For me it's local band Easy Browns.
>The bassist is a total babe.
easybrownstruckstopchickenjamband.bandcamp.com/album/trash-2

Evening gentlemen

If we're talking obscure melbourne hipster bands, for me it's Neighbourhood Youth.
youtube.com/watch?v=pcDSyQhpfYc

my pick
youtube.com/watch?v=BqT6IcVZdpg

That's that Steph chick from triple j's band I know that much.

why are only melbourne and perth capable of producing good music

oh really? had no idea. had the impression they all lived overseas now
avoid triple j mostly though

anyone enough of a boomer to remember this banger

youtube.com/watch?v=PRaNcGrMOLo

which tracks did you listen to?

culcha tbqh

Only places with decent venues for non-massive bands.
I live in Hobart and the options are pretty grim, we have about 3 venues that are willing to give new local acts a shot and the best of them just got slapped with a code violation notice by the council.

Lockout laws killed Sydney and I don't think Queenslanders are capable of understanding how instruments work

youtube.com/watch?v=TZ827lkktYs

This used to come on late at night when I was a kid, scared the shit out of me. Miss that rage channel.

>Travis Scott tries to get Kevin Parker to help out on with production on his new album
>Kevin emails him a few songs
>Travis says he'd rather work on it with him in person and that he'd fly out to freo for a few months for it
>fucking Kevin Parker says not to worry and that he'd go to LA instead
absolutely spewing

grim

Best track ever released by an Aus artist?

My vote:

youtube.com/watch?v=58mXxWuUqYw

australia: *be’s cruising to third test win*
stokes making 135: heeeey
australia: heeeey
australia:
australia: what

Mate there's good musicians popping up from all over the country, the usually just collect in the major cities to get recognition.
This lad's from Armidale:
youtube.com/watch?v=RCQV7FYlwlE

sounds shit

Probably something by Paul Kelly.

First indian ITT

lmao no mate

good song tbf but not even close to the top

for me, as far as recent songs go, this is my favourite
youtube.com/watch?v=ugvL86i9Y-4

Literally just sounds like an unreleased track from Bon Iver's For Emma Forever Ago t b h desu.

Based

Sebbo

seems to be the way, but there's good still everywhere, just a lot of wankers too

first half of the one with a cock on it, don't bother.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pQ6SuW7RDKI
based nick cave

He makes Billy seem like an absolute cunt.

not difficult tbf although he is /ourcunt/ now
twitter.com/smashingpumpkin/status/580838706203926528

where's this "good" music you speak of? DUDE PSYCHEDELIC BAND #0101146? Wispy female vocalist #00003432? Abo hip-hop #013?

For me, its cond*m

keep coming back to this

a classic

The cock on it one is one of the worse albums. I'd recommend giving The Money Store a try and if you don't like the sound of that then it will never be for you.

What are you into mate? This more your vibe?
youtube.com/watch?v=gT1CxFuG3pQ

death grips are a good band but the fucking shitty reddit and neo-Yea Forums fanbase make me not want to listen to them

most of it is that yeah but there is the occasional gem mixed in, can't say that about the other cities

What age did you grow out of pop music? Me, I was about 23

still like it just none of the new stuff since Future Sex Love Sounds

Why are Saffer batsmen so much better then everyone else?

>hmm maybe...
>wanker starts singing
*physical yikes*
no it's not "my vibe"

recent Australian music I like:
youtube.com/watch?v=pCj6pjmpPSc
youtube.com/watch?v=FL8fbAQxTpk
youtube.com/watch?v=gCGOF_DPweE

If that was the case, why are they shit?

Niggers.

grim

Based saffers

I'm here because the Indians have officially ruined the cricket subreddit. God I fucking hate them.

Based sebgang welcome you back friend

Mate when the Indian posters get out of control just give them a bit of a ribbing about the old poo in loo meme and they'll quieten down.

/^Ireland$/
/^United States$/

Based

FAK U MOHTERFAKER AUSSI CUNT

Based

WHY FOR NOT YOU POO IN LOO YOU MOTHER OF FUCK!!

Reminder that our /based/ team used to drop money out of their hotel windows and laugh at your people...

Wait thats actually pretty fucked, maybe india should do a better job with their poor.

*be's listening*

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everyone was poor in india back then, can't immediately lift one billion people out of poverty

Awful awful stuff pal.

Why such racisms sirs
What cause this

Human nature

Really dire listening. Second one is the best but still... grim.

Anyone else in /cric/ play chess?

Same

yeah, yeah I get it, you like it but they're unable to admit it. The Totally Unicorn track is undeniably brilliant. Incredible guitar tone with great lyrics and emotional content all through.

a modern triumph
And a rare gem

now IPL franchise do the same to your "poor" players oh nonononono

Hello réddit

based

>India GDP per Capita - $2,000
>Australia GDP per Capita - $53,000

Ohhh nononono

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tool are reddits worst enemy actually

tool are the quintessential reddit band

I said it before and I'll say it again. Remove UK posters and thier cuck stamped mates in Australia and New Zealand. They are not needed on cric.

>poosman poowaja
ah yes quintessentially australian

He is though, parents moved here when he was young. Made a name for himself playing sports and therefore improved the white mans tolerance of pakistanis in the australian community.

Girl I'm waiting for you
To be by my side
Sharing this moment here
With me

Just to add on to this too, Indians will finally be accepted into aus culture once Jason Sangha makes his first test century.

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It's a quarter after one
I'm all alone
And I need you now

He moved to Australia when he was 5, played all his cricket in Australia and went to school in Australia and married an Australian. The only Pakistani thing about him is he was born there.

misspelled Death Grips quite severely there

You both love cricket and hate the English what's the fucking deal

I guess it's never really over

Aussies don't hate the English, we just feel sorry for you. The only thing I don't like about England is that I have to wait like a fucking peasant at heathrow in the brown people lanes despite being in the commonwealth.

>Fell sorry for you

The delusion

Based sebblah

>Indians

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You're irish...

He’s one of our 200,000 odd fifth columnists.

>du Plooy scores 86
>hasn't actually played for SA yet

E-Ed...

brexit may soon solve that my friend

not a fan of the blowins
going to take a /cric/ sabbatical

said like a true blow in

Hope so, godspeed you crazy bastards

mf cat tryin clout, nigga think I don't remember feedin ur mf ass 3 hours ago smhtbhfam

I wonder how easy it is to pull Indians, I've never really given it a go.

easy if they're young and westernised but they will probably dump you because their parents are always ultra-conservative and will force them to marry some poo

Obscenely easy if you're white 6 foot and blue eyed. I wouldn't recommend it though. Ate out an indian girl once, have never forgotten the taste.

don't come back xx

of course in the new world immigrants seem less conservative

in europe we tend to get the real conservative ones but don't know if that applies to indians. They literally all go to work in medicine/healthcare/finance or something.

can you try to describe it?

Oh that's lucky I'm dead on 6ft and have blonde hair and blue eyes

Depends what religious background theyre from.
Sikhs are pretty based if you ask me. Theyre rather westernised and they dont give a fuck

Imagine licking a spiky peach that was sour metallic and sweaty with a hint of parmesan cheese and onion.

Still need a big strong Aussie with a heavy accent to say "g'day mate" as he crushes my balls with a cricket bat

I don't think I can die happily unless this fetish is satisfied

eating out a girl is pretty fucking gay anyway mate

Sounds like you're repressed

why did you go down on her? And why did you stay down there long enough to write a Giles Coren review? Concerned about you ability to get her off otherwise perhaps?

Cause I like going down on girls generally and yeah because I was finding it difficult to stay hard at the time. She wasn't the most attractive person I've been with I'll say that much.

>Lyon would have hit stokes in the pads if Paine hadn't reviewed the one earlier

Cant stand fatalists lads. For me, its simply poor umpiring

haha that's a good meme I've heard that one before too
I bet you interact with 100+ Sikhs daily don't you

is going down on a girl your go to move? pretty beta if you ask me. Usually get the dick in at the first opportunity we're both naked and it lines up. And I'm not big, nor have I trimmed my pubes in years.

wish I never showed my mum that you can copy and paste using ctrl+c ctrl+v because she calls for me like every other day asking me how to do it again

Don't be a faggot she just wants to talk to her son whom she loves. Be nice to you Mum anons.

sonnyjim? where are you? I need to do the eggplant and water emoji

Is he out?

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Good god I hope so, he got out batted by Jofra archer for gods sake.

hope he is but in my heart, I know he's not

they'll just fiddle with the order to give him a couple more chances, it's only the ashes on the line after all.

gentle reminder england would be 2-1 up if rain hadn't saved australia at Lord's (England's weakest ground)

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how do you know for sure?

such a freak innings, wouldnt feel comfortable about changing the past and expecting it to still happen desu

if england had dominated this game then fair enough i'd agree

if england had won all of the the tests in this series so far it would be 3-0

name one player in australia that'd have the guts to do what stokes did

Smith doesn't have the guts to explode as quickly as Stokes did in that T20 mode.

They were cooiked at 4 to go. (not to mention we declared)

no doubt england would have won for sure. my question is, how do you know england would have won the 3rd test match if australia had won the 2nd. i know this is kind of slippery slope autist thinking but when the 3rd test match was as close as it was i think you kind of have to just be thankful for what you have

*won the 3rd test match if they had won the 2nd

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based prossielad

>my home village still in the blue part of Cambridgeshire
:)

Yeah had mixed feelings about Oxfordshire and Cambridgeshire desu. Going to the dogs, but surely some of the nicest parts of traditional England still exist there

hmm what did you mean by that?

based sebbo

Mean the areas with lots of non-whites aren't English, thought that was obvious

a bit racist tbeh

Not really, sure you'd probably agree that whites can't be culturally Indian

who /beav/ here?

well they should atleast try.

Based Gatting

True, and some of your lot do try desu, but the areas I highlighted are areas that are full of people who don't try

they should let the minorities feel safe

They're 100x safer here then they are in their home countries desu, the UK is probably the least racist country on Earth

why is hampshire not england

>the UK is probably the least racist country on Earth
Think we've seen that during the Raj

Too many Kolpak players

Build a bridge and get over it m8

Don't think we or anyone could in the short time that has passed

It's been decades you whiney little bitch, let it go. Are you an Australian on holiday?

Racist Brits are most cringe posters on imageboards.

Please don't be hostile

Full stop lad is the most cringe britcunt on Yea Forums

>Are you an Australian on holiday?
No, why did you think that?

Because you're still whining about the whole Raj thing even though it happened decades before you or I were ever born. Plus you're glossing over the fact that it brought modern law and hospitals to your country, and stopped your lot from burning widows to death at the pyre. You should be grateful!

>comparing 1850s/1950s with present day

They have taken more than what they have given (not by their purity of heart)

lads
poo

>You should be grateful!
nigger really?

Refer you to my previous post to build a bridge

Yes, if India finally manages to drag itself into the first world it will have Britain to thank

No and no

For me, it's blue.

>Colonialism is bad but it's okay when my country of 1.5 billion sends 10s of millions all around the world to leach their resources

Our IT dept is curries and they're fucking useless.
The guy who tried to fix my home internet was a curry and fucking useless, a kiwi had to come and do it.
The guy at the dairy is a curry and has always run out of what I want.

Italian lad at work started talking to me today. Told him I'm not interested until he apologises for what the Romans did to the UK, but he just looked at me like I was strange.

think there are a lot of new people here. thankfully we all had a good high iq chat about politics yesterday. cric seems to have a lot of clever lefties.

Personally I refuse to talk to any Scandinavians on the internet because of their disgusting historical treatment of the English

You literally just started posting on /cric/ this Ashes series

immigrants to britain pay more in taxes and take less in state funds than 'natives', thus creating jobs and helping growth. make another attempt.

the effects of british imperialism are still being felt, simply look at the terribly unequal global distribution of wealth.

been here years mate.

No you haven't you lying cretin
Before the world cup the only British posters on /cric/ were me, Zachy, mff, prozzie lad and the expat in Spain you are a blatant freshcunt

yes, 5 british posters ever. you should feel embarrassed about this post.

The overwhelming majority of posters in /cric/ are Australian which you'd know if you weren't a freshie

don't change the subject. 5 british posters ever. an absolutely extraordinary assertion.

I am the only British here

Love how you're not even denying being new now

You do realise there's more to country than the economy? Bringing in hundreds of thousands of immigrants each and every year since the early 1990s has created huge demands for housing and utilities, and placed a massive strain on public services. Not everybody wants to see this already crowded island turned into a Hong Kong style urban sprawl, some of us would quite like it to stay green and pleasant

How come 99% of Britons know nothing about the reality of Empire and still come out with the same old myths? I mean, most Germans won't try to convince you Hitler meant well, but criticise the British Empire and you get the usual
>Robert Clive wuz a gud boy, he dindu nuttin
>the East India company was a model of corporate social responsibility

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>immigrants to britain pay more in taxes and take less in state funds than 'natives',
assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/759376/The_Fiscal_Impact_of_Immigration_on_the_UK.pdf
The data literally says the opposite of what you just stated for non-EEA immigrants but nice try at lying

If I had it my way every city in the UK would be demolished and rebuilt in the style of Oxford or Cambridge. Every town would be demolished and rebuilt in the style of a comfy Cotswolds town. There would be a law requiring there to be at least one village pub and cricket green per 100 male residents.

Non-Brits would be allowed to stay as long as they signed a contract saying that they would respect our traditions. First part of my cultural integration class would be forcing them to watch Fawlty Towers and reading a few PG Wodehouse books. Only then will they begin to understand the mind of the Englishman

Frank Williams Wade (born November 26, 1982) is the current American head coach for the Louisiana State University (LSU) men's basketball team.

Oh shit now this is based

Uurrgh, HATE anorexia

been here years mate.

>lying
remain calm please. interesting publication.

the vast majority of the uk is green land, something like a % in the high 90s.
>Bringing in hundreds of thousands of immigrants each and every year since the early 1990s has created huge demands for housing and utilities, and placed a massive strain on public services
given that immigrants as a whole contribute more in tax and take less in state funds, they have actually reduced per capita demand for services. the problem is simply that the political will for state spending doesn't exist, as the tories wanted to slash the size of the state 2010 to present. they are the sole reason that public services are under strain, immigration has actually made more money available for spending on services on a per capita basis.

based. corbyn educational reforms sorely needed.

>been here years mate.
And yet you're incapable of recalling the state of /cric/ before the world cup

>the vast majority of the uk is green land, something like a % in the high 90s.
Great stat now tell us the proportion of that land which is used for agriculture

Wrong matr

It's all wild forest and swamp land lad.
Wish we had some more big strong forreners to terraform it into flats and car parks.

Based SEBBO WILLED IT

THAT'S RIGHT!

>the vast majority of the uk is green land, something like a % high in the 90s

1) Much of that land is agricultural, needed for flood basins, protected natural parks, etc
2) It's much lower in England than the rest of the UK, due to Scotland being mostly natural
3) The percentage of built-on land is increasing year after year to meet the demand for housing
4) Let's keep it that way. When do we stop, according to you? When there is 80% green land left? 50%? 20%?

>given that immigrants as a whole contribute more in tax and take less in state funds, they have actually reduced per capita demand for services

Not really the case, else the NHS wouldn't be so stretched. They simultaneously fill the demand and create an even bigger demand. Just kicking the can further and further down the road

Feeling fresh here on a Thursday night, drinking a bottle.of molestation Canadian

Agree with everything mate. Trouble is that immigrants help the economy so they're gonna keep coming. Governments would murder every member of their own family in their beds if it meant an extra 0.1% GDP.

Loving this cricket talk lads

Yeah I'm not optimistic, but we gotta keep firm with the message and not let these demented globalists destroy the country. Pretty much everybody I speak to irl agrees with these views when I spell them out sensibly, but everyone's afraid to say so because they get called a racist by some lefty mong

George Rhodes moved to Leicestershire on loan today, ahead of his permanent move at the end of the season. Thoughts?

Question about cricket because I'm still newish to it - I know batsmen can retire their innings when the ball is dead but is this common?
i.e. in the match vs. Derbyshire, currently 77-0, will the Aussie batsmen retire to let Steve Smith get some practice in or will they just forego that

>Not really the case, else the NHS wouldn't be so stretched.
incorrect, the NHS is stretched because of relative tory underfunding. as I asserted before, immigrants mean more taxes for things like the NHS. they create demand but they outweigh that demand with greater supply of tax monies. healthy immigrants subsidise unhealthy brits.

the land question is too complicated to deal with conclusively, but I think that a combination of rewilding and state planned housing would be ideologically acceptable. the greater productivity of urban areas could offset the relative lack of agricultural land because it would mean more money to buy more agricultural product. ultimately, immigration is required because you can't impoverish huge areas of the world and then just erect walls to avoid the consequences of your actions.

you should oppose capitalism then.

Based fucking retard who wants to make an island nation completely dependant on imports for food

Nah they'll just swing for the fences until they get out

Alright, cheers.

you probably eat meat, which would certainly make you a hypocrite with regard to your point.

I agree that the problem of strain on services can't be solely placed on immigration, however, oweing to the face that no government wants to do anything about increasing the supply of services, the only option left is for people to get aggressive above limiting the demand.

It's too late to just spend a bit more money on services, there's a backlog of 20-40 years worth of services like housing that need to be repayed first before today's level of house building is bumped up to what it needs to be to keep up with demand. It can't be done with supply alone anymore, both supply needs to increase and demand decrease.

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>oppose capitalism

Jeez, who let the 12 year old in here? Even the most left-wing politicians and philosophers recognise a form of regulated capitalism is necessary for a thriving economy

Based retard who neglects the fact that Britain has sustainably farmed livestock for 1000s of years

don't like immigrants unless they're northern european or anglo simple as get 'em out

it would be useful to show that immigration has come down significantly in recent years. regardless, from the sounds of your post corbyn will have your vote?

>it would be useful to show that immigration has come down significantly in recent years
It's literally continued increasing after the 2013 dip but we've already established that you're a serial liar

depends on your definitions. yes, actual socialism won't come about in our lifetimes, but most people define it incorrectly. I ought to have said oppose growth and support redistribution.

we aren't talking about feudal economies any more. if you don't want britain to import food then go vegetarian.

>you're a serial liar
calm down and argue in good faith please.

>from the sounds of your post corbyn will have your vote?

Not really, Corbyn wants to nationalise in many areas, I generally hate that idea. I'm only tempted by it being used for house building to literally repair the damage the government has already done. It's strangled house building for 50 years and it'll take more intervention to repair what it's already botched.

Ideally I'd want house supply to keep up by relaxing planning regulations and incentivising people and companies to build homes, but the problem's so bad and there's so much backlog that this is the one area I wouldn't mind seeing a massive government program, even backed by debt spending if necessary.

>we aren't talking about feudal economies any more
Based retard who thinks it wouldn't be anyone's interests to exploit a massive weakness in a nation
>if you don't want britain to import food then go vegetarian
Based retard who thinks all land which is used for agriculture is on arable land
Based retard who thinks the dichotomy is between not eating meat or importing food rather than simply not artificially growing your population beyond its capacity when the natural growth has already plateaued
>calm down and argue in good faith please.
t. person who has been caught numerous times in this thread regurgitating blatantly wrong talking points which are easily contradicted by empirical data

Cricket is an inherently trad-con sport. Left-wingers and progressives should go back to /hoc/ with the other knuckle-draggers

for free

Sebbo

based

What we drinking tonight cric?

youtu.be/Bt4tsjn8mL4
It's a good question

Is Richo related to Ritchie Benaud?

Is Dermot Lindley related to Dermot Reeve?

For me it's the sebgang

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For me it's Danza Collings

I hate all this shit about the stokes innings..... not because I hate stokes, nor because I can't accept it was a good innings, but because the Australian team use it as an excuse to cover up their own stupidity.
>it happens
>stokes was just too good
>it was stokes's day

Gentle reminder that the only reason we bowled first was because Paine knew the rain would significantly reduce the time in the match. They took a gamble knowing that if it went to shit we could bat out a draw.

test

ing

>Leach their resources
Social effects aside South Asian immigration is massively economically beneficial to host countries

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

/sebgang/

not been to cambridge but oxford is a bit of a dump 2bh

some okay architecture around the uni area but it's actually not that nice at all, still kinda dirty. Once you leave the uni grounds it's a complete shithole though not to mention horrifically overpriced.

Based /sebgang/

Plebgang

>"That's a great shot Joff"
>this is too much banter for pommies

cringe whenever I see poms justify what they did in India

the country is objectively worse off than if it hadn't been colonised

what's wrong?

where's that uber-cazz earlycunt when you need him?

Reckon it’s time for sebbo/cric/

Phoenix - Liztomania playing at the pub

teeny bit based

Phoenix is a cultural wasteland and all around hellhole.

sneed peter devereux shart

Oh shit now this is based

any cricket on the cards this weekend?

I think the equation is something like every 500 miles of railway track you build gives you carte blanch to kill a million people

carte of blanched peanuts

Oh shit now this is based

Test

Good morning ladies

fuck

fuck

My ass

ass shit

WHAT'S GOING ON

you broke 4channel with your incredibly low-quality proxy shitposting.

honestly this is the best real kiwi hours we've had in yonks lads

only get one post an hour, using it on this:

sebbo is a fat piece of shit

dry weight of a kiwi cranium:
18% underarm bowling seethe
26% 2019 CWC seethe
56% based sebbo seethe

Big if true

*makes shit joke*
*flicks vpn*
*replies to self*
*be's fat*

Yep.

quite relevant to last night's """discussion"""

reckon they he just confirmed it kek

What's the certified /sebgang/ breakfast of choice?

BASED fucking sebbo

Imagine getting ONE shot at a clever comeback with 10min to think it up, then completely fucking it up.

dog semen.

amphetamines and marlboro reds

you actually had nearly 20 minutes and you still fucked it up mate

just realised that my left index finger is longer than my right lads

working on OC

Big if true

Time to become a sissy then

gee I wonder what kinda OC would that be

the incel pedo richo

the /cric/ is dead
bury it

next time i catch you on here ill break your neck
consider this mercy

Based sebbo

new?

instant coffee, codeine, and marlboro reds

I'm thinking a new thread luds

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