/cyc/ - Vuelta a España, Stage 6

La Vuelta ciclista a España 2019
Stage 6
Mora de Rubielos - Ares del Maestrat
198.9 km

GC after stage 5:
1 López Miguel Ángel Astana Pro Team
2 Roglic Primož Team Jumbo-Visma +0:14
3 Quintana Nairo Movistar Team +0:23
4 Valverde Alejandro Movistar Team +0:28
5 Roche Nicholas Team Sunweb +0:57
6 Urán Rigoberto EF Education First +0:59
7 Chaves Esteban Mitchelton-Scott +1:17
8 Majka Rafal BORA - hansgrohe +1:18
7 Pogacar Tadej UAE-Team Emirates +1:49
10 Kelderman Wilco Team Sunweb +1:50

Streams:
tiz-cycling.live/
cycling.today/2019-vuelta-a-espana-live-stream/
eurosportplayer.com/

/cyc/ velogames league:
velogames.com/spain/2019/leaguescores.php?league=36568624

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Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/laflammerouge16/status/1166793345584291845
procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2019/gc/startlist
sporcle.com/games/g/vueltaaespana_winners
youtube.com/watch?v=E0a1lZWoMu8
youtube.com/watch?v=bHM_5NUhiEE
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Happenings:
Even though most of the stage was boringfest (with couple of occasional crashes and nearly a car accident), we had some fireworks at the final climb. Based virgin Madrazo died a thousand times and thousand times he rose again, just at the right moment to win the stage in dramatic fashion. After Boomberde killed half of the leading group (including Roche and our guy Quintana), Superman Lopez made perfectly timed attack that only Boomberde and wheelsucking Roglic could somewhat follow. Significant changes in GC, - MAL in red, followed by Roglic and Quintana. On the side note, Ineos got exposed hard again. No wonder they're getting rid of Poels and de la Cruz next season.

DNF - Mühlberger Gregor (BORA - hansgrohe)

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jury decision considering Burgos-BH DS

twitter.com/laflammerouge16/status/1166793345584291845

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revived Deutschland Tour (2.HC) starts today with some big names in the startlist like Alahflip, Nibles, Thomas and Remco.

Stage 1
Hannover - Halberstadt
167 km

startlist:
procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2019/gc/startlist

streams on tiz and eurosport

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Great opening as usual

Breakaway stage, very hard to predict in Vuelta as anything can happen. Who will be the Ben King / Marczynski this time

rooting for le breakaway man. I really hope I didn't waste points on him.

>using gears

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For me it's Padun but now I'm scared he peaked at that Ionica race where he cucked Remco. I have hope though, last year he was shit and still came third in that stage where Geniez won and Van Baarle crashed against an official right after the finishline, in typical Vuelta style

If they were smart theyd do the race so it didnt collide with the vuelta, like ending the stage in the early evening instead

Valverde is flying though, movistar would be stupid to not have him try and win the stage

I don't get it, are you implying Movistar is not stupid?

So lets be honest, Crashweak abandoning is probably what will cost Roglic the win, after the tt he'll be in red and his team will become depleted making him isolated in the mountains. Fucking dutch idiot ruining another grand tour for jumbo

Feel really stupid for choosing Meintjes and Gilbert so far

right now their team is still stronger than Astana but tides can turn with the domestiques who peak in the 2nd/3rd week

sporcle.com/games/g/vueltaaespana_winners

What is your score, /cyc/?

for me it's de gendt

Not too good, having to spell the name exactly right was a hassle

is this better than jetpunk ?

18/73 25%
3 of them are result of typing common spanish surnames tho

Don't know jetpunk but I like Sporcle for wasting time sometimes, they have a lot of quizzes

Based Delio and Emilio Rodriguez, free answers for if you try Purito

rodriguez and gonzalez yea. too bad i didnt type suarez.
quiz also doesnt have froome as a 2011 winner, which would put me at 26%, an above average result.

This kind of thing always makes me scratch my head. You've got a cool looking stage with potential GC candidates fighting it out, and you turn it into a "Can Belgians compete for stage win?" with a photo from another race of a guy who isn't even in the breakaway.

Does your country also reduce it's reporting to what some guy with the same nationality might do?

(I may be overthinking this), I just find it strange

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VaE isn't VaE without emotions
youtube.com/watch?v=E0a1lZWoMu8

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>using health

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we dont even broadcast the race and it's like the best chance ever for ourguy to win a grand tour

Poels in the breakaway, lol

>Poels alone in the front

Time to get those 10 mins back.

Is TEJAY going to do it today?

do what? crash?

Teuns and De la cruz both lost 3 minutes yesterday so i guess they give the break some room like 4-6 minutes

Bernal is ready for horse category

I love Belgian chauvinism when it comes to cycling. One of the joys of watching Sporza.

Cycling is the only place where belgian nationalism makes sense.

no cant stand biased commentators thats why i watch everything on Eurosport and not on the german state broadcasts. watching eurosport uk sucking the dick of ineos or yates is also enraging

Urán abandons

Carthy too...
Breaktrough GT for Higuita and Martinez confirmed, still kind of shit though.

Whaaaaaaaaat, oh they fell again...

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what the fuck

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fuck..... at the abandons, roche too

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Apparently there was a chute and all 4 had to abandon
>Uran
>Carthy
>Roche

Lopez learned to do the nibbles voodoo

Martinez will win GC now. Heard it here first lads.

>Unfortunately we had Neilson, George and Tony involved in that massive crash. All three are back on the bike.
— Team Jumbo-Visma cycling

FUck fuck fuck - Roglic can't afford to lose more team mates

Team Tumble-Crashma cycling

Fuck me

jesus christ what a fucking shitters

>tony and george
Big if they abandon too.

crash probably happend in the first third of the peleton like yesterday considering how many good placed riders and jumbo guys were involved

>Eurosport advertising the Vuelta while they're supposed to be showing the vuelta
fuck off jewrosport

it's roglič alone in the mountains episode again

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they rather crash than help dirty slav take the tour

Why the fuck do Pissma have a guy in the break, ffs, he's even doing work

kruijswijk probably orchestrated that water spill on stage 1
he even fell first dirty dutch

based gaysink will prove all bigots wrong and take this stage

they already know it's over so they're going for stage wins now

S

Gesink working in the cabeza, what is jumbo doing ffs

Ouch, Tony Martins wound looks nasty

fuck

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>Joembo Pissma

>daily jumbo shitthebedma will never win a grand tour

>pro cyclists
>having less than 5% of fat because of muh weight/power ratio

formolo looked really bad on the bike
abandon soon

FIRST

>le Ossi mouthbreather

RARE

Is it La Vuelta or The Survivorman?

Poor Formolo

it's over
roglic should save power for giro lmao

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To crash at Dolomites

>Joembo-Pissma
>not tying drijftfenues on riders to protect them from chutes

>Team Dumbo-Pissma cycling
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Uran fractured his collarbone for the thousandth time

webm of the crash anywhere?

Jesus Christ it's only stage 6 and there are so many ded contenders

it was before tv coverage started

Brian Holm is a one-man show on Eurosport, how based can a man be

The round road sign with a black and red car side by side. What does this mean?

It's all falling into Quintanas hands.

overtaking forbidden

>Movistar letting this break go despite Valverde probably being able to win
ffs

Theuns loves this kind of finnish
i can see him win

Everything to make Venezuelans feel at Home

Thanks.
That sign is sure used a lot in Europe.

Seems like a stage for Teuns more so than a stage for Theuns

>it's a nobody wants the leader's jersey in la vuelta episode

what do you have

what is this black feller trying to do?

>both name actually exists
fucking belgium

>La Vuelta roadbooks

Formolo ded

it was a good run white boys, africans takin over now

For me, it's ጽጋቡ ገብረማርያም ግርማይ

Just got home can someone fill me in the big chute?

>spics and negroes are taking over
RIP cycling

If the broken line in middle of road is on your side, you can overtake.
If the line is solid long on your side, you can`t overtake.

africans dominates this sport for years

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Explode and finish 5 minutes behind the winner

>tfw no Tour of Ethiopia

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KWAB

>it's Ineos redemption arc

no drinks and food during the stage

>no food

Also, coffee is originated from Ethiopia

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LOL no way

Lel

>TEJAY
HAHAHAHAA

>TJ
>No Excuses

kek, I was right

>EF racing
Lmao

LOL, you got that right.

taking a rest in the bushes

Even Brian Holm is making fun of Tejay now

>TJ
>Crash First cycling team

I am so happy people like Tejay exist to make me feel better about my life

No more excuses

At least in Finland we use mostly lines painted to the road. Then in places where overtaking is absolutely verboten and it needs to be made clear the sign is used. Partially because all road paintings are covered in snow for almost half a year.

That's how it works everywhere I think (except the part with the snow).

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I saw Brian Holm in person during the Tour de California this year. He seemed nice.

Just taking a cheeky nap

he's the most based commentator, he's even said negro on air before

>because all road paintings are covered in snow for almost half a year.
Yes, that's why there are so many of those signs.
Didn't think of the snow.
Snow is the least of our problems in Australia.

How the fuck did he end up like that, lol.

>tfw was about to bet on Oliveira when he gave 41 times back but didn't

weird blini

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Virtually every cuisine on earth has thin pancake-esque breads

Tour of Rwanda is pretty based though

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EF just tweeted Teejay will stay in the Vuelta

>tfw you'll never ride in Tour of Rwanda

go Jesus!

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What the fuck is up with EF

meanwhile at Deutschland Tour

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Education FIRST

dark ages

Jesus.

Praise Jesus!

>wins three grand tours in a row
>british riders win all three grand tours in a year
Oh...... oh no...... no this can't be..............
Oh.... aha...... ahahahaha...... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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15 km left at Deutschland Tour

lmao de la cruz

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Not you again.

haha

Peloton sleeping.

Thought they were going to crash or something

Why does Quintana always disappoint, my dudes?

>poga car
tiz-news commentator is clueless lol

Be afraid Remco

>live close to a big ski training center
>few national team coaches live here also
>bike paths filled with roller skiers
Almost got stabbed by a pole few days ago.

Nice try.

btw once I was riding my bike near big climb and encountered national ski (or biathlon maybe, couldn't tell) team when they were training in the summer on roller skis and gee, these guys are fast

>manly tears

Valiant knight

I wonder how Shitty Herrada feels now after he screwed up yesterday and immediately get upstaged by his brother again

>Teuns giving all glory to Jesus

based and redpilled

based Jesus, singlehandedly saving my roster instead of Geoghegheghegan Hart and Martin

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Polish national team was training there too?

Astana happy with losing the jersey so they dont have to work tomorrow. Boomerverde diddnt even try to attack on the last 500 meters

Oh ho ho ho

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I live across park with roller ski paths that filled with cyclists and e-scooters lmao
I always feel kinda bad for skiers there

vindicated

poGAchar? ish?

GC

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Stage profile trophy A CUTE

This is it. NO MORE. He really means it this time

Poga Tzar

>Cofidis awards Cofidis trophy to the best Cofidis rider

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Didn't Jesus mingle with prostitutes and harlots.
So why can't Jesus have podium thots.

I want podium thots
I want podium thots
I want podium thots
I want podium thots

Well deserved desu

did pogacar even gain any time JUST

no, he is right. it's pogoCHAR

ye 2 or 3 seconds

meanwhile, smiley boy Ackermann cucked fat Kristoff in sprint

Fuck the hand shake, I'd rather have two kissies from podium thots.
Damn you to hell Spain.

The MTBchad vs the CX fraud
youtube.com/watch?v=bHM_5NUhiEE

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Why there is no footage of the crash.

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Looks like Juan nearly died on the final climb of tomorrow

Is it okay if I keep saying tsar as if he is a Tsar as in a ruler of an empire

should've let Contador do the recon of the hard climbs. Or hire Purito. He is still pretty active on bike.

not sure their english is good enough

Based and Vueltapiled

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>12.2%

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Contador does colour commentary for Eurosport Spain.

Van Garderen finished almost 25 minutes down.

they translate him for stage analysis though
he's on our Eurosport too

Too bad they don't put Laura Messeguer on international eurosport as well, she's stuck on the spanish one

She needs to be stuck on THIS DICK

Dammit, Formolo :(

lewd

It's just a masterplan to go for stages now.

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Probably not. I know that there are a couple Finnish national team skiers here but it's kinda hard to tell since they usually just wear whatever kit during summers.

bump

I'm so glad Tejay isn't actually dutch so /cyc/ would meme us even more

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this is old points

It's updated. Blue autist is unstoppable

>yesterday after the stage Valverde said Quintana is still the captain
>today Nairo said boomberde is the captain

They don't even know wtf they are doing.

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Day with the lowest overall points yet since Teuns and Jesus were in so little teams

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bump

>the starvated favela of drugriddled nazi ireland

Test

Formolo not starting today, they all dying.

CREATE A NEW THREAD REEEEE

Do you guys listen to Bruyneel's podcast? Awesome stuff.

Posting is fucked, is it even possible to create a thread?

'no'

can't post thread reeee

>Quintana insists that Valverde is Movistar’s Vuelta a Espana leader

this shit again

Based Movistar tactics

Fucking chink moot fix this shit.

so, what's wrong with posting today and when will Hiroshima fix it?

Tejay abandon, ohnonono

NO
MORE
EXCUSES

test

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And all the tour babbies are missing this.

is it fixed?

Can finally post images?

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hallelujah! new thread