>average game ends 0-0 >same teams win literally every year >professional athletes who are the best in the world at what they do rarely hit wide-open shots on goal >obsolete rules like offsides prevent the sport from any possible excitement >diving and faking injuries everywhere you look >corrupt FIFA determines who wins the world cup every time
With all of this taken into careful consideration, europoors actually believe the following: >they actually believe that americans are simply too stubborn to get into soccer, DESPITE the fact that most americans watch many sports (real football, hockey, basketball, baseball) than euros do >they actually believe that their leagues are exciting, DESPITE the fact that there is essentially no parity in any major euro league >they actually believe that americans are too consumed by commercials and capitalism, DESPITE every one of their teams bolstering corporate logos on their uniforms; their players are literally walking advertisements
And here's the kicker: Euros know that everything I've mentioned above is 100% true. They know that deep down their sport is fucking shit, and they won't even bother to rebuttal any of my points. Watch for the following buzzwords in theirs replies: "Amerifat", "handegg", and "cuckholding"
They simply cannot form a reasonable response or argument. I mean, I get it, their education is clearly inferior, but there's still no excuse. It boggles my mind. It almost depresses me knowing that soccer is literally the only sport millions of these euros will ever watch in their life - and it just so happens to be one of the most boring and predictable sports to ever exist.
Imagine responding to this because you actually do want americans to care The lawsuit would be laughed out of court because there is nothing in the suit, just like you get laughed out of every public place.
Bentley Hall
Tell me more about parity in us sports. I heard about a team called patriots who just won 3 times in a row?
Jayden Nelson
>Pats just won 3 times in a row Uh... user?
Jacob Diaz
>patriots who just won 3 times in a row? oh boy this is my moment! *ahem* >Super Bowl LII was an American football game played to determine the champion of the National Football League (NFL) for the 2017 season. The National Football Conference (NFC) champion Philadelphia Eagles defeated the American Football Conference (AFC) and defending Super Bowl LI champion New England Patriots, 41–33, to win their first Super Bowl[10] and their first NFL title since 1960. The game was played on February 4, 2018, at U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, Minnesota.[11] This was the second time that a Super Bowl was played in Minneapolis, the northernmost city to ever host the event, after Super Bowl XXVI at the Metrodome during the 1991 season.[12] It was also the sixth Super Bowl held in a cold-weather city.[13
