Yurotrashit

>average game ends 0-0
>same teams win literally every year
>professional athletes who are the best in the world at what they do rarely hit wide-open shots on goal
>obsolete rules like offsides prevent the sport from any possible excitement
>diving and faking injuries everywhere you look
>corrupt FIFA determines who wins the world cup every time

With all of this taken into careful consideration, europoors actually believe the following:
>they actually believe that americans are simply too stubborn to get into soccer, DESPITE the fact that most americans watch many sports (real football, hockey, basketball, baseball) than euros do
>they actually believe that their leagues are exciting, DESPITE the fact that there is essentially no parity in any major euro league
>they actually believe that americans are too consumed by commercials and capitalism, DESPITE every one of their teams bolstering corporate logos on their uniforms; their players are literally walking advertisements

And here's the kicker: Euros know that everything I've mentioned above is 100% true. They know that deep down their sport is fucking shit, and they won't even bother to rebuttal any of my points. Watch for the following buzzwords in theirs replies: "Amerifat", "handegg", and "cuckholding"

They simply cannot form a reasonable response or argument. I mean, I get it, their education is clearly inferior, but there's still no excuse. It boggles my mind. It almost depresses me knowing that soccer is literally the only sport millions of these euros will ever watch in their life - and it just so happens to be one of the most boring and predictable sports to ever exist.

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*write a post*
*get shot*
*get sued for 1.000.000.000.000.000 $$$*

Imagine making the same thread over and over again.
Imagine thinking we actully want americans to care about football.

I'd tell you Europeans will never recover, but Angela Merkel got to them first and did the job for you.

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Imagine responding to this because you actually do want americans to care
The lawsuit would be laughed out of court because there is nothing in the suit, just like you get laughed out of every public place.

Tell me more about parity in us sports. I heard about a team called patriots who just won 3 times in a row?

>Pats just won 3 times in a row
Uh... user?

>patriots who just won 3 times in a row?
oh boy this is my moment! *ahem*
>Super Bowl LII was an American football game played to determine the champion of the National Football League (NFL) for the 2017 season. The National Football Conference (NFC) champion Philadelphia Eagles defeated the American Football Conference (AFC) and defending Super Bowl LI champion New England Patriots, 41–33, to win their first Super Bowl[10] and their first NFL title since 1960. The game was played on February 4, 2018, at U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, Minnesota.[11] This was the second time that a Super Bowl was played in Minneapolis, the northernmost city to ever host the event, after Super Bowl XXVI at the Metrodome during the 1991 season.[12] It was also the sixth Super Bowl held in a cold-weather city.[13

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Why do you watch it then?

>I heard about a team called patriots who just won 3 times in a row?
You heard wrong.

I forgot to tell im from the timeline where they won 2017
Better luck next time nigga

>seething brainlet
shush now, EUROPE is waking up. for the next 15+ hours every thread on the frontage of Yea Forums will be about football.

if you wanna jerk off to fatties in latex ramming each other.

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Yurotrash btfo

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the average score in "soccer" is 2-1

it's better than american sports where the rules are made to just score more, like allowing players to take 3 or 4 steps in dunks or allowing players to fish fouls to get free throws

>stops game because a multi-millionare got called a fag by someone in the crowd
lmao so glad europeans are a dying race ngl

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americans are obese and enjoy watching their women (who are also obese) having intercourse with other men (also obese)

ur fat lol

literally where the game stops for homophobic chants? it only happens with racism and antisemitism

It happened in France. And I know the French are so faggy, even up to other yurotrash standards, but that is just plane embarrassing 2bh f(a)m

literally yesterday in france according to the catalog.
also
>multi-millionare gets called a slang word by working class man
>african player chimps out and refuses to play, the one thing he is asked to do by society
>entire sport forced to grovel at his feet and ban the fan for life for wrongspeak
lmao

But was he called a "fag" or a "nigger"?

are all Americans this retarded or is it just the ones that keep making these dogshit threads?

in yeserday's case, a fag. you must have missed the massive threads about that english nigger getting media sympathy because he was called what he likely has refered to himself as several times

When was the last time NFL or NBA crowds flew anti-fag banners in the stadium?

Well, the crowd pays a ticket to see the players, if they feel insulted they have the right to just not play

What happens if you go to the theatre and start screaming "faaaag" to the actors?

>11 minutes

Enjoy your commercial ads.

probably never, but at least you'd be able to call somebody one without being banned for life

It's funny when Americans say football fans are a bunch of pussies. When the home team in American sports gets fucked by the refs literally all you do is chant the childish "THESE REFS SUCK"

Here they say "they'll stop stealing us when we kill a ref"

RENT FREE
Typical American, obsessed with Europe. Can't you go 15 seconds without thinking about us?

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Yurotrash eternally btfo

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