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Xavier Jackson
Sneed
Christopher Young
I'd unironically heem khabib
Christian Lewis
I don't like this thread
Michael Walker
Jéssica Andrade vs. Weili Zhang
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Li Jingliang
Kai Kara-France vs. Mark De La Rosa
Lu Zhenhong vs. Movsar Evloev
Wu Yanan vs. Mizuki Inoue
Other pick guy can use this or restart, there are going to be mandatory hurricane evacuations here so I won't be around
Sebastian Johnson
Jorge or Kamaru?!
Who would win?!
Kayden Fisher
Why do you spend countless hours taking pictures of people's predictions on an anonymous Mongolian basket weaving image board, then spend every event constantly updating the image FOR FREE? Are you that desperate for attention?
Joseph Wilson
Hawaii here, Is UFC EXPOSED?
A Hawaii local would heem 90% of UFC Light Heavyweights. So many soldiers or tourists get into fights with locals and get heemed.
Our major sport is fighting not soccer or F1 racing.
Jeremiah Lee
is this incident embarrassing for blowjob pencil?
Robert Reed
Hawaii has been destroyed by meth and white America
t.surf the north shore most winters, shame what has happened
Jason Fisher
Hey Faggots,
My nameh is Amanda and I heichi every single one of you. All of you are fat, hetarded, weak, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting about "friggin bears dude" and "your second favorich female fycher". You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to scat porn.
Don't be stranger. Just hich me with your beschy shot. I'm pretty much perfectch. I am DOUBLE U effa c champion, have defended chree times and walky off KO'd a man. What sports do you play, other than "making Dane a Wych think you should be CM Punk's next opponent"? I also get performance of the nighch bonuses, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch!
Henry Walker
BJ Penn is a Hawaii local
Andrew Davis
that Ryan Hall heel hook and set up was amazing
Sebastian Butler
fakenewsman by crowd sleepy
Hudson Lewis
Heemwaii
David Torres
I saw Brendan Shaub at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen CBD oils in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each CBD and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Christian Peterson
back to /pillowfence/, retard.
Brody Edwards
Fat Hawaii bloke vs BJ Penn
I'd pay good money to watch and for the REAL shit talking
Anthony Taylor
Henry Clark
inb4 UFC HW Champion Stiepe Miocci goes to vacation in Hawaii and gets heemed by Jason Momoa on beach after some shit talking.
Asher Kelly
What drug is BJ addicted to? The way he's been acting I'd guess either meth, cocaine, or maybe salts.
Elijah Wilson
Just Imagine what The Fat Dude would do to him with a fist kek Lets make next bare knuckle showdown: Artem The Legend vs The Fat Dude
Eli Wright
liz carmouche would KO this aids ridden loser, let alone miocic.
I repeat, back to /pillowfence/.
Adrian Bailey
That walk! No wonder trannies love him!
Carter Diaz
Aiden Roberts
Open weight, that goes exactly the same way. BJ cannot take him down. And Fat Hawaiian bloke heems him like Ruiz Jr unit.
The only way BJ wins is if it's Light Heavyweight cap.
Jason Foster
Isn't that Mickey Avalon? wtf lol
Ryan Parker
> ruiz jr
> name dropping pillowfencers
Artem ended your sport.
Liam Bell
Prime Penn heems that fat bum in under 20 seconds
Nolan Peterson
Weight > Skill
Unless opponent you are master class at BJJ or wrestling.
Joseph Ross
I can't find the picture of Conor McGregor's last supper picture where Nick is laying on the floor.
Evan Roberts
Its this easy to knock out cold the literal poster boy of MMA. The so-called goat you adore so much you plaster his name on the header of every thread? Knocked out cold by a lazy left hook from some drunk lardarse. Damn.
Landon Roberts
>Weight
Size as well.
By that logic boogie 2988 is the goat fighter
Anthony Foster
BJ is a master class at BJJ though
Isaiah Sanders
and he had the guy down in back mount
Jose Johnson
No one thinks he is a goat pillowfencer
Artem ended box
Jayden Adams
he was up immediately, you toothless meth head.
Nolan Clark
no, it's the brains. BJ's brains were dramatically damaged and you can clearly see it know. that was one of the reasons he end his career. some sort of CTE. so when you ever got hit, even by a bitch slap, your' brains just shut down and that's it.
Isaiah Allen
Daily reminder that Amir Aliakbari is going to tear through the UFC Heavyweight division.
Lincoln Walker
based
Austin Anderson
hey Abdulshitmed watcha doing
Brody Baker
Would prime Chuck Norris win in the UFC
David Flores
Go shoot some Krokodil, Vadim
Samuel Adams
>M-m-muh i didnt even think he was good to begin with
Pathetic cope lol
Justin Rodriguez
he lost to kevin lee
Logan Jackson
I'll better shoot some shitlams
Christopher Bailey
Is it true no one goes to the UK anymore to watch Yea Forumsorts because the tourists get thrown acid and robbed?!
Evan Nelson
it's true for sure that bongs cheer for white foreigner (Gunnar Nelson) instead of the local nigger (Edwards). and, yeah, this:
youtube.com
disgusting pakis, nogs and shitslams are everywhere
James Perez
why are Hawaiian people trying to attack bj penn anyway? You would think he would be a local hero
Savages. Time to leave the islands, Penn.
youtube.com
Adam Anderson
Raise your TESTOSTERONE by watching ONE SIMPLE webm:
Connor Gomez
Yes yes keep giving me yous just rub your feminine penis and gib yous
Caleb Miller
andrade via ko(slam) 3rd
capoera via ko(spinning back fist) 1st
france via dec(29-28 3x)
movsar via sub(rnc) 2nd
inoue via dec(30-26,30-27 2x)
Nolan Sanchez
Have a (you), cheese pack!
By the way, BJ Penn would heem everyone in this thread!
Mason Hughes
Imagine being afraid of meeting a UFC fighter in the streets after BJ """"""""THE PRODIGY""""""""""" got completely gadooshed
>not any more
I think BJ showed that most UFC fighters and ex UFC fighters are really just a bunch of pussies and all it takes is a takedown attempt and a couple haymakers to gadoosh them
If you meet:
Conor and don't call him a rapist
JBJ and don't call him a steroid cheat
DC and don't call him a fat fuck
Cyborg and don't call him a man
Nunes and don't call her a dyke
Ferguson and don't call him a spic
Cody and don't call him a retard
You're literally the biggest pussy on the fucking planet
Prove me wrong
>Protip:you can't
Noah Diaz
So Conor has two sons but he never mentions his 2nd born. Not a single image on his social media or anything. Yet he never stop talking about Conor Jr. Weird?
Mason Scott
>Nunes and don't call her a dyke
>Ferguson and don't call him a spic
Those two would REKT you! They are still in their prime and they do devastating damage!
Debate me!
Jordan Foster
MMA is not what it used to be, that's for fucking sure.
Kayden Edwards
>Conor McGregor and Dee Devlin have reportedly welcomed a baby girl into their family. The baby, born at the Coombe Women & Infants University Hospital this week, is the second for the couple, after their son Conor Jr. who was born in May 2017.Jan 5, 2019
Maybe because it's a girl and he can't really train her yet. Maybe when she gets older he will begin to train them both.
Ryan Jackson
brain damage is a hell of a drug.
Jose Lopez
you're a faggot and you have aids
Jackson Thomas
You're a huge pussy. Their """"skills"""" are all inflated
Listen BJ Penn has been widely considered one of the best MMA fighters of all time, Top 50 at least. All it took was some fat drunk guy with a left hook to permaheem him
You know what would have happened if BJ encountered ME in some bar? He would have been FUCKED. Completely utterly FUCKED.
I can heem everyone here.
Jayden Sullivan
>TF
Land of the queers
Xavier Wilson
In 15 years, Gooby will be whoring Dee and his daughter out to pay for cheap coke and whiskey
Noah Moore
I wake up at 4 am every day.
My alarm plays FACE THE PAIN
Asher Long
you're gonna be dead of aids in 12 months
Nathan Lopez
Can you heem me?
Ryan Morris
>zhang
>dos Santos
>kara-france
>movsar evloev
>inoue
Remember this after you post your losing slips
Bentley Ross
You're going to be dead of gadoosh in 10 minutes when I get hold of you
Probably, post MMA record and I'll tell you for sure
Brody Hill
I turned 35 in July and in two weeks my body adjusted to a new routine... I now sleep at 8 / 9 pm and wake up at 4 am. I don't know why and I don't mind it. I can't help it... I also lift weights at home every hour now. I guess it's for the best.
Thomas Lewis
Thoughts on our girl Roxy being just like us?
Jackson Peterson
100% true, I haven't left my house for 6 months as there are multiple acid throwing child rape gangs patrolling the streets every waking moment
Wyatt Sanders
>BJ v Fat Boss
Who wins the rematch?
Most importantly, who wins the story?
Liam Wood
CBT
Matthew Carter
>Probably, post MMA record and I'll tell you for sure
Only if you can dodge bullets first! I'm from Chiraq! :^)
Camden Peterson
>Who wins the rematch?
Fat fuck
>Most importantly, who wins the story?
Definitely not BJ
Christian Evans
But can't the police do something about it?! Or is it true that there are "no go" zones or something that the police can't go into?!
Tyler Scott
Hey brother
I'm 37 almost 38 here.
I also wake up at like 4am. I try to go back to sleep but I don't always succeed. I think it's related to my crippling depression.
I go to bed at like 11 or 12. I've literally been running on fumes for years. Sleep at midnight, wake up at 4am, toss and turn, wake up proper at like 6 or 7, go to work, hate my life, come back from work, troll on heem, repeat
Life is shit
Colton Carter
I hope Zhang wins simply coz I really don't like Andrade.
But how do you counter some unga bunga who can just coming forward and slam you for 5 rounds? It's not much different from khabib in that sense except khabib obviously has a far better ground game.
JJ did it but how many people have her skill?
Austin Lewis
>"I'm from Chiraq"
>Smiley face
Clown you getting taken down and I'm taking your arm with me as a souvenir
Aaron Anderson
Yeah, wtf! I think this has to do with age and the internet! The internet was a mistake I've been online since 1998! I don't even look my age I still look like I'm in my 20's but I come to /heem/ now because I've been watching the UFC since 2010 and I found this board when the World Cup happened... I've been browsing Yea Forums since 2012 and /pol/ since 2016 during the elections!
Isaac Morales
Can someone post both BJ's bar fights in chronological order so we can discuss his improvements/lack thereof?
Gabriel Perez
She can't do it for 5
She tires, Rose kind of let herself be slammed by holding onto a Kimura for too long. If Zhang can match her a bit in strength, and not get caught on the feet, she could take over during the later rounds
Rose was piecing Andrade up
Nathan Anderson
the police only really patrol central london and premier leauge footy matches. the rest of the country more or less is subject to the whims of the local imam/sharia council
strict diversity and inclusivity laws mean muslims can very rarely be convicted of crimes, and even if the evidence is overwhelming the jury is usually mostly muslims too who just aquit
Brandon Roberts
they got rid of Police in 2015 as it was too racist
Hudson Perez
B-b-but I'm from the streets, f a m !
I can /heem/ you because I've been in many street fights growing up some with people three times the size of me!
David Edwards
Based if real
Easton Mitchell
>carano
lol, yeah maybe khabib should not even try to make weight and just go "tee hee"
Oliver Butler
Omg you're like a kindred spirit. I also look like I'm in my late 20s or early 30s at the most. I just recently bought a FUCKING FLIP PHONE, because internet use is so ubiquitous.
It's really TRAGIC how the newer generations only interact using the internet and really are almost NEVER offline. Like I recently broke up with a chick, and have been slowly wading back into the dating pool and social circles. It's almost impossible to interact with people without using bullshit dating and social apps.
The internet has been useful for me only for
>/heem/
>teks on shroom and weed cultivation
>PDFs of books that are hard to find
Literally almost everything else is a waste of time, Facebook, Myspace, Instagram, Pinterest, LinkedIn....it's all bullshit
Brody Bailey
Wow! I guess this is part and parcel to living in a city!
Aiden Martin
Me on right
You Askren, me knee
I'm undefeated in the octagon homes
Alexander Lopez
is zhang any good? her closest thing to a relevant win is a decision over tecia torres
Caleb Roberts
Yes, exactly! The UFC has been doing some really good match-ups and my social circle are younger than me not into the UFC but into other sports like hand egg. Every chick I meet at a bar wants to know my instagram account and i don't have one, FaceBook I have 4,997 friends and I hardly know them all I only post when drunk and then deactivate it the next day. It sucks, growing up it gets lonelier so my /heem/sters keep me happy arguing about the UFC fighters.
Noah Lee
rose didn't even come close to convincingly beating tecia the 2nd time, you could easily score the fight the other way
Xavier Price
How can I tell you that you KNEEd to FACE retirement from keyboard fighting? Askren for a fren.... :^)
Aiden Barnes
She's at least consistent otherwise she would have already lost in the UFC by now.
But whether she can fight on the highest level is another story and I think she needed at least one fight against a GOOD grappler.
Colton Barnes
just rewatched romero vs costa, romero technically lost but unironically he barely lost. hard to believe how good he looks at 42 vs a bigger guy in his prime
Luke Hernandez
I kinda love you brah. The last chick I met in a bar asked me if I had an Insta and I felt like a dinosaur. Haven't been on my Facebook since 2016....haven't even logged on. It's all complete and utter bullshit.
Would literally be MUCH happier with just:
>/heem/
>my motorcycle
>weed and shrooms
>food I grow myself (which unfortunately I don't now)
>Webms of bj penn getting gadooshed
literally all i need
Cooper Lee
fuark lads
Noah Thompson
you think you're clever? I will keep ankle picking you until you lose all coordination and sense of balance
Isaiah Reyes
For me it's
>/heem/
>beer
>roman noodles different flavors when i'm drunk and lazy
I just save pictures and some I edit for /heem/
Parker Martinez
Now if only she had a massive bbc
Carter Stewart
Oh yeah I forgot beer.
BTW, handegg is pretty much the most torturous excuse for a sport ever.
Listening to 20 somethings drone on and on about 'muh statistics' and 'muh interceptions' and compare Fantasy Football rosters like they're comparing cock size, literally makes me want to gadoosh them all to oblivion
Joseph White
>not wanting to bite that incredible ass on some /pol/ shit
the actual state of zoomers these days
Jacob Garcia
That's a big arse
Elijah Howard
reminder
Eli Hughes
his pants belt because it slipped off his shorts when he got gadooshed? or P4P barfighting champion belt? what fucking belt is he talking about
Easton Myers
Yeah i was out last week because the Bears are playing here in Chicago and two of my friends bumped into two other bears fans while we were at the sports bar and all 4 went on for 20 minutes talking about it while I stood on the side smoking and taking shots from my hidden vodka bottle.... but when it comes Saturday fight week for the Khabib fight I will hang out with my other friends inside the barbershop so I can drink and talk about the UFC until the fight begins! :^)
Samuel Sanchez
Fo(ru)
Joseph Sanders
He should go to bars with a fake UFC belt incase he loses it and tell people he's a pro fighter so they don't pick on him... but then again by now everyone knows he can be heemed by regular people.
Anthony Jackson
he could literally still become "Bar Fighting Champion" this year. "Fat Bastard" is a ranked opponent; hardly a gatekeeper. No shame in the loss, he got caught, shit happens. His takedown defense was solid, but he got caught as Fat Bastard was creating space.
To be honest, he got caught in much the same way that Stipe did against DC in their first fight. And if Stipe can rebound to become HW champion of the world, BJ can do the same against Fat Bastard
Jaxon Baker
The best piece of dark chocolate I have craved in ages!
Melts in my mouth and in my hands! :^)
Ian Russell
the belt he used on his girlfriend
Luis Martin
Andrade
EZDS
de la Rosa
Evloev
Inoue
Jace Cook
Karate Hottie is my UFC waifu it's a shame she's so thirsty for Colby
Noah Nguyen
Yeah, I saw her tongue wiggle in the webm when he was being interviewed! :^)
Juan Jones
>All these smiley faces
Don't think for a second I won't heem you just because we're both feeling karatehottie
Ryan Hall
To be honest I'm not so sure myself, though she did bully Tecia a bit
I think what helps is that technically, Andrade isn't that great herself, so if someone can match her strength, which Zhang might be able to a bit, she could pick her off
Maybe it's just recency bias because Rose was picking Andrade apart thoguh
Jonathan Phillips
Cheers!
Owen Ross
Give me a (you) if you unironically think you could take current BJ Penn
Adam Thompson
I'm 6'3 240 so yeah I'd probably take him.
John Gutierrez
Why not his son as well?
Logan Robinson
The guy that gadooshed bj pennapparently has a black belt and has a pro fight record
Landon Kelly
Did Bisping flush Rockhold or was Rockhold flushed by USADA?
William Campbell
When you get flushed by
>TRT Vitor
>Bisping
>Romero
>Poland
You can't just blame usada
Hudson Baker
My thoughts exactly.
The biggest factor is how strong is Zhang? Andrade isn't Superman and her record when fighting at 135 proves that.
If she is strong enough to keep it on the feet mostly/not get held down, a path to victory does exist as shown by jj.
Landon Fisher
Ching Chong is overrated, Mandrade's gonna kill her
Camden Reyes
He trains at aka so Javier Mendes probably had him "train" by dropping weights on his forehead then going five rounds three times a day against literal who heavyweights
Juan Anderson
Dumb fight for the UFC to make.
Masvidal wins, becomes a bigger star than he is now, but not as big a star as Nate is now.
Also, Nate's star power will take a big hit.
Great fight for the fans though. hope it's a five rounder
Wyatt Walker
Masvidal is a bum that only beat two hyper inflated cans it's all marketing.
Brayden Morris
>Masvidal is a bum
my guy, I truly disagree with this. his skill is more subtle, but it is fucking there.
Levi Hill
>Jorge wins against Nate
>Gets on the mic and calls out Khabib!
Wat do!?
Christopher Jackson
Yeah, you're one of the retards that thought Till would win
Xavier James
>g string showing with pants on
Jesus yes
Anthony Campbell
Do you guys think the muzzies will disown Khabib after he gets gadooshed by Dustbin?
Jordan Robinson
I'm actually saying how good Masvidal is, only an idiot like yourself would then deduce that I thought Till would beat Masvidal
Owen Watson
Khabib ducks
Gavin Foster
Ronda is a house wife and Conor a liquor salesman, aaaaah the paths of life, don't get into a fight kids.
Jacob Gray
guis im so scared im literally shaking right now, if that racist nazi Colby wins the title im moving to Canada
Daniel Jackson
They have a common opponent in Tecia, if I recall correctly Zhang was really strong in the clinch against her, similar to Andrade
So it could be level, or we could just see Zhang completely out of her depth and tossed around. It is early for her and even she said it
Camden Wright
Zhang
Jingliang
Kara-france
Zhenhong
Yanan
John Long
nah they'll be like STILL WITH YOU BROTHA HAMDULILAH GODS PLAN
Charles Thompson
Luke has moved from AKA to Parillo and then to Hooft
I don't think he spends that much time at AKA, especially last few camps
Leo Perry
>Seriously discussing WMMA and not talking about Karate Hottie/PVZ/Dern
GTFO
Cameron Hall
>No Claudia
Shit taste
Hunter Torres
She's a turbo weeb, an extremely rare experienced wmma fighter, and is one of the few good wrestlefuckers in wmma. Secretly she's the most based fighter on the roster
Kayden Smith
I'll include her too
Logan Myers
Whitaker recently got asked his favourite TV show and he said he doesn't watch much TV, he watches anime
dk which ones though
Grayson Reyes
Isaiah Watson
They will still dick ride him because he has a win over CANor!
You should see the UFC Khabib comments sections on YouTube video.... fucking toxic community of nothing but 12 year olds.
Nathaniel James
I would raid a thousand favelas just to kiss those lips!
Joseph Hernandez
obligatory
Evan Richardson
Also
>no Macedo
Camden Reed
>teaches you the ropes of bjj
Noah Jenkins
more like khabib takes the fight (at light weight) and ducks tony again
Sebastian Barnes
I have nothing against khabib, but his fanbase consists of muslim manchildren who only saw his fight vs goober
Henry Gomez
Zhang
Jingliang
France
Zhenhong
Wu
Easton Torres
My point is you're a dickrider that doesn't know shit because you're stupid, and I'm correct.
Zachary Thompson
Exactly! Look at the FREE Michael Johnson fight and it got 13 million views because they're poor and can't pay for internet or PPVs. That's why they're crying for the UFC to release the FREE Conor vs Khabib fight on their channel because they're all poor mudslimes! TOXIC!
By the way before Conor moved to 155 I liked Khabib until he started taking time off from fighting because of "Ramadan" and started fighting ONCE every two years. Now I don't like him because of the muzzies!
Khabib Nevermakesweightdov!
Isaiah Williams
>That succubus looking face
No thanks
>Looks like a literal dude
No thanks
>posts naked dyke
no thanks
Why is /heem/'s taste in thots so shit?
Gabriel Brooks
Based
Samuel Peterson
He recommended Code Geass in his recent interview
Dominic Brown
You showed m
Noah Clark
post a hotter fighter than macedo then
Gabriel Watson
The belt he uses to shoot up heroine.
Adam Baker
Imagine being this savage
Ian Williams
He talked a bit about anime on his podcast and on his stream
>Baki
>Berserk
>Clannad
>Code Geass
>feels Dragon Ball is dragged too long
>Naruto but only the first part
He's also said that he read some light novels, like Sword Art Online.
He's way more into japshit than Niggersanya
Aiden Anderson
Literally the baddest man on heem right now
Matthew Rodriguez
Because you're a faggot and haven't realized it... so...
user.... I have bad news for you... or good if you're into dicks!
/heem/ is for men.... maybe you belong in Yea Forums along with the other WWE kids where you can watch man-looking divas make-believe fight / pretend fight.
William Thomas
>Why is /heem/'s taste in thots so shit?
We watch sweaty men hug each other as a hobby, why are you surprised? No /heem/ regular is straight.
Andrew Diaz
>that face
Hellllllll no
Colton Hill
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Adrian Sullivan
Max heems Robert
Debate me! Prove me wrong...
Pro tip: You can't!
Ryder Howard
*except me
Owen Thompson
>'Heem is for men!'
You're telling me that pic you just posted wouldn't pass for a tranny? Be honest
Landon Wright
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Joshua Sanders
Holloway couldn't go up one weight class, he gets literally murdered going up three
Stupid question, don't bring this shit up again or I'll heem you myself
Alexander Brown
Clawya is too high test for you, faggot!
Only s o y b o y zoomers think she looks like a man because you're too weak and feminine to enjoy a stronk brazilian woman!
Off yourself! Get off my /heem!
Brody Peterson
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Isaiah James
She's hotter than all the other wmma fighters around. Hotter than pvz, karate hottie or rose or Rousey.
Tyler Taylor
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Zachary Jones
Um.... brainlet..... Max heemed Anthony Pettis.... who heemed Wonderboy.... who heemed Robert Whittaker!
BOOM! MMA Math! I bet you feel really stupid now, brainlet! Sure is summer in here!
Anthony White
>his favorite character from dbz is Broly
fucking BASED
James Long
>His waifu is a favela lurking dude with a wig
She's all yours lad
Carter Lee
You're the idiot that likes clawja too huh
Your math is wack and you like dudes
Mason Taylor
She was ALWAYS mine!
Connor Perez
>That pic
Literally and unironically cringed, not even lying
Would be thinking of Karate Hottie the whole time while fucking her
Oliver Fisher
Moderator: The spammer lives in Estonia. Don't know if it's the guy posting under the flag now but he admitted to it and upload pictures proving he lives in Estonia.
Cameron Hill
Maybe i'm trolling and you're too stupid to understand! Maybe I'm mocking the clawja and dern posters !
Nathaniel Kelly
Jose Green
post a wmma fighter that you find hot then?
Aaron Fisher
I'm the same guy who posted the Karate Hottie picture!
Josiah Gray
Bullet Val
Daniel Butler
She's too cute for mma
Brayden Hughes
MAMA MIA!
/heem/
Nathaniel Smith
Hudson Campbell
trash face
Joseph Sullivan
Ok since there are a lot of faggots on this thread, I'll make it clear
>MMA THOTS
*Definitive list*
>GOAT: Karate Hottie
>Elite: Dern, Miesha Tate, PVZ, Carano, Yankova, Ostovich
>Contenders: Clawja, Herrig, Zingano, Thug Rose, Albu, Cooper, Kowalkiewicz
>Gatekeepers: Rousey
Any other opinion is COMPLETELY wrong
Angel Cox
Who has the best ass in the UFC?!
*Women only, faggots!
Jacob Campbell
I approve your list but I think KK should be up another tier... just look at dat face!
Easton Gutierrez
>karate "hotie"
I'm torn between these eclairs and Claudia's roid clit.
Jack Rogers
bj literally won the rematch though and therefore the story and the war
how bout that huh
Tyler Lopez
I don't know who these people are except for the top two fights so I'll keep this short and sweet
LEECH
Jordan Moore
Paulo C-- I mean, Karate Hottie
She's hot but she's getting up there, but I'll raise her up a notch if you want
Her feet are jacked but she's still the hottest in the UFC
Jose Jackson
She aged a lot lately, I think she hit the wall
Nathan Ortiz
I agree, he got up from a heem and went on for round two and ended up submitting the can!
Jaxson Price
Andrade
ZDS
Kara-France
Evloev
Inoue
Joseph Morgan
Damn! You're right, European women age so fast!
Jaxson James
the fuck are those claws
Jaxson Torres
Anyone going to ufc Vancouver?
Matthew Clark
I could eye poke every one in this thread
Elijah Sanders
kk in her prime
No need to eyepoke when you can just throw acid! :^)
Christopher Green
shut up before I acid heem you
Anthony Wood
Yeah KK in her prime was badass for sure but these are current Thot rankings
Oliver Jackson
Reminds me! G O A T!
Andrew Campbell
I think you'd be surprised b
Bentley Lee
>Clannad
Holy fucking based.
Charles Brown
>Aged face
Pass
Asher Morris
Walk into your room, see this face... what do?!
Grayson Kelly
I hate weebshit and so does my boy Paolo
He'll be the champ, it's the right thing, it's inevitable
Anthony Wilson
They don't look too bad, I'd suck on them fer shur
Jaxson Morales
I'm trying to find the link but I just read today that he no longer can fight at 185 because the weight class thing like USADA has told the UFC he is too big for 185 and will be forced to now fight at 205.
Can any user add to my post and confirm?
Zachary Wood
Sebastian Jenkins
Nice boobies
Dominic Sanchez
>commiefornia
big yikes from me
Evan Hill
I was wrong....
"The CSAC Can’t Force A Weight Class Change
Even though the commission can urge a fighter to change weight classes, they can’t kick them out of one. In Costa’s case, if he wanted to remain at Middleweight in California, he would have to follow the guidelines that the CSAC recommends."
Isaiah Collins
Wtf I love Costa now.
Owen Watson
Why are MMGay fighters so weak and pathetic that they get heemed by normalfags when they talk shit?
Colton Parker
>tfw only 40 minutes away from me
Xavier Jenkins
Peejay was hammered. Bet he moggs that guy if he’s sober
Nathan Sanders
>Past his prime
>Drunk
>CTE
Come on /box/ are you even trying?!
Daniel Ortiz
So THAT'S where Yoel got the tounge thing from
You're seeing the early stages of CTE, nothing to do with drugs, quite possibly alcohol though.
I bet her pussy tastes bitter as fuck
Nathan Walker
BJ Penn is one of the worst fighters currently fighting in the ufc because he's completely flushed. The only one who may be worse is CM Punk.
Leo Sanchez
>I bet her pussy tastes bitter as fuck
Yeah because that belt is probably made of real leather so it's going to leave a taste.
Logan Lewis
>the virign weeb vs the chad action film aficionado
Lincoln Carter
>McTappy/McPunchlet couldn't even phase an elderly man with a punch
>Blowjob Pennis gets heemed by a fatty
Caneloanon is laughing at us again....
Andrew Thomas
I dont think you're her type user
Landon Myers
>Canelo
>Manager is gay
lol ! *laughs in cross dresser!
I laugh at canelo and /box/!
David Smith
Epic
Absolutely based and patrician taste, im glad he didnt named any of the meme list from Yea Forums
Matthew Turner
youtube.com
Thoughts?
Ian Ross
boxfags pretending Paulie vs. Artem didn't happen
Blake Miller
>Cape shit actor
Heem yourself
Cameron Torres
Source on that claim? He might be an incognito weeb trying to save face so his chad persona doesn't get compromised
Leo Nelson
oh god bigfoot silva is fighting again
Blake Wright
He supposedly does a lot of coke and drinks a lot. I don't know if he does meth, but he definitely is into coke (which is probably where all his money has gone and why he's still fighting).
Oliver Foster
he's brazil's colby covington but probably unironically (not playing a character). you're right if he's at all into that shit he's definitely not going to show it.
Brandon Clark
He fights coked up too.
Ayden Campbell
Because he's turned into a coke fueled alcoholic with cte who threatens his neighbors with machetes.
Matthew Lopez
Is Chael the only good MMA channel on youtube? Anyone have recommendations?
Brody Rogers
What a bitch.
Benjamin Ward
they test for coke (in competition) so if that's true they're hiding the results
Jack Powell
HIGH TEST
Brings back Face the Pain fuck all these soibois who can't appreciate high energy
Jaxson Parker
gadooshed and flushed
Andrew Ortiz
Who else taking a Schaub right now
Liam Scott
I could heem BJ Penn
Charles Thompson
>cropping out china #1
cringe
Samuel Sanchez
i crop out everyone's nonsense but with this card there's going to be a lot of blank space
Nathaniel Torres
what race is this
Robert Rivera
Damn Zhang is the overwhelming favorite on here so she'll probably win the whole fight and the get slam KOd
Anthony Ward
100% Italian
Chase Cook
Irish
Colton Stewart
ok, am*rican
Nicholas Cruz
murican
Brody Smith
Liam Ward
They probably picked her coz
1. She's the underdog and if you're a betting person the chance isn't that remote so your return for risk ain't bad
2. Who actually likes Andrade
Kevin Garcia
Prime Cain was th best HW ever
Nicholas Scott
kike
Christian Rivera
Michael Anderson
This mutt actually called Ali "my nigga" and "my brotha" in one of those AKA videos, it's so cringy. Truly the Shaun King of MMA.
Robert Cooper
Why can't she be a better fighter :(
Easton Nguyen
I love Mandrade for almost killing Thud Rose and making all her fanboys seethe.
I'm neutral to the chink though but I feel she's a little overrated and it would be fun to see her lose on homesoil
Ian Ward
you can be attractive or a great fighter
Aaron Carter
>Naruto but only the first part
>feels Dragon Ball is dragged too long
awful taste he's probably a superfag despite shippuden being better until the fight with pain at least also him and Israel have the same taste in anime
Jaxon Sanchez
hard choice
Owen Wilson
america 2050 (and it's beautiful)
Ethan Kelly
Magumbo flushes Stipe in the rematch
Kayden Gray
MixedMollyWhoppery and the weasel are pretty good mma youtubers
Connor Martinez
I miss Gegard
Benjamin Lee
wow flat as a board, including the gook face.
Henry Price
>weasel
Ethan Harris
>No Jack Slack
>No Heavy Hands
Easton Butler
hes an absolute shitter and lost to a can
Adam Nguyen
whats wrong with the weasel
Gavin Campbell
Face the pain was peak ufc. Nothing got me more hyped than that intro.
Evan Taylor
think he heems Pooel, Pissrael, Paulo, Kelvin and who ever the fuck is Jack Hermansson
Chase Evans
>autistic sperg who acts like a know it all despite having zero MMA experience
>two random dorks who shit on every card and complain about anyone who doesn't use a jab
Benjamin Clark
absolutely plebian take
Gabriel Watson
>slows down footage
>describe what's he sees
>5 minutes video for a 5 second heem
babby's first mma channel, his """analysis""" are incredibly basic
Luke Torres
Hot take: UFC injected BJ Penn with cocaine, so that he'd get into a bar fight. That diverges public attention from gooby punching the old man and normalizes the idea that UFC fighter can get into bar fights with no consequences.
Not saying it's 100% what happened, just saying, look in it.
Samuel Nelson
intelligent post
Will reflect on this tonight during my dedicated heem hour of peace.
Justin Anderson
Andrade
Dos Santos
De La Rosa
Evloev
Inoue
Nicholas Adams
shallow waters. once you need to tread you'll see that that fight didn't even happen yet.
Colton Rogers
For me, it's TheWeasle and Mojahed Fudailat
Kevin Hughes
For me it's All Day MMA
Connor Reyes
>you need to leave hawaii, there are people there that are bad for you
he's not wrong
James Long
>Natty Paulo
Your opinion is discarded
Lincoln Morales
GRANGE TV
John Cox
What's your favorite sport after heemings?
Adrian Diaz
September 7??? I think you'd be surprised b.
Isaiah Wood
Nah hes pretty shit
Hunter Jones
I'd dab on you all
Brayden Perry
An unphotoshopped picture of my hog, and literally all of you leave heem forever bc you can't cope
Adam Edwards
On TUF he unironically called himself a black man. Like completely matter of fact referred to himself as a 6'3 black man with red hair
Connor Anderson
UFC 241 was a good card because there was no WMMA on the main card. Prove me wrong.
Evan Rivera
hockey then handegg
Christian James
I'll fucking knock you flat as a board mate shut your fucking mouth and never talk this way about Rena again
Xavier Rodriguez
Conor is a turbo chinlet
Lincoln King
copy that
Blake Taylor
Schaub
Ian Price
Based Dana putting on a non-canon WMMA main-evented shitter card on the 31st so the spotlight isn't taken away from the big AEW show
Anthony Walker
lose weight
Ayden Kelly
cringe
Carson Reyes
Imagine being this much of a shitter
Joseph Watson
Excuse me, how did you get in here?
Benjamin Myers
Go back to gayddit
Anthony Green
lose weight
develop muscle mass
Matthew Gray
Serious question lads:
How do i win the story of the fight
If i to fight
>kebab
>conor
>tony ferguson
>jon jones
>cejudo
>armando nunes
Luis Price
By posting webms like that.
Hudson Young
can we admit he's better than that boomer Molly his breakdown of khabib vs conor was hilarious "khabib is spooked"
Evan Wright
>Khabeastiality
Don't tap to the ground and pound meme and thank the one true saviour Jesus Christ in the post fight interview in front of the mudslime crowd
>Conor
Manage to heem him completely unconscious. If it is not a definitive heem then he will find a way to cope about how he won the third round and the war and therefore stealing the story from your grasp so he needs to be lights out
>Tony
Pull guard on him
>Jon Jones
You literally can't
>Cejudo
beat him in any fashion
>Amanda
KO
Jayden Butler
>land a flush combo on him and don't get heemed for 25 mins
>go the distance and don't get dropped
>go the distance full stop
>poke him in the eyes and say 'now you know how it feels' loud enough for mics to pick it up
>outcringe him in the octagon and sprawl a few takedowns
>impossible to win the story if your fighting a bird you mong
Andrew Garcia
He's only been knocked down once and never KOd? He's a heartlet, but not a chinlet by any means.
Austin Jackson
dailt reminder that yellow fever, not unlike jungle fever, is a mental illness and should be dealt with as such
David Nguyen
How are you going to deal with it?
Chase Clark
bro just lose my number, 100%, thats a dicey, DICEY take on it. im not mad at it, for sure, it's just that, man that's a BAD look.
Noah Rivera
mate
Jason Ramirez
I shagged a korean bird in uni, cured me
basically have sex
Isaiah Thompson
Jobber Jones just lost the story to thiago
Jose Rodriguez
yeah i don't know about that buddy, how bout you and I are in a judo match. There's no points, DQ's shidos, whatever you want to call them. Every time you come near me I move away -every time you try to get grips I just maintain distance and slap your hands away. If you do get a grip I immediately dropped to my stomach and start turtling/crawling out of bounds so you can't submit me. At the end of the match I declare myself the winner because you did not beat me by ippon or submission.
You cool with that?
John Bennett
>Potion seller.webm
kek
Anthony Young
watch ya talkin bout b, this story lokkin dicey dicey
Christian Anderson
Owen Brooks
he got knocked down by pillow fist nate
Logan Gutierrez
>Khabib weighing 195
>Khabib being the underdog
Wow this weasel guy is a cazzie
Sebastian Perez
All
Dominic Richardson
How many actual fights have you been in your life, ACTUAL FIGHTS? Like real street fights, not safe sparring bull shit.
I've been in like 4
William Smith
He never got knocked down by Nate you cazzie. He started panic wrestling, which led to him getting submitted. He got rocked, but he never got knocked down. Conor was also fighting up two weight classes. I'm not even a Canor fan, but the guy has a good chin.
Connor Johnson
>dat filename
Thank you based Eire bro, that's 100% a dude mah dude
Thomas Anderson
1 before I started to train, lucky the other guy couldn't fight well either. 6-7 since then.
Ian Collins
>up2 weighclasses
Things need to be out in perspective
He was starving himself to make FW
He was a cutbaby seriously
Jason Wright
0. I was 5’9 120 lbs in high school so the only people I could heem would be hollow victories. That’s why I don’t understand these manlet fighters. Anything below lightweight doesn’t seem practical. Just buy a gun.
Brayden Rogers
>fighting up two weight classes
no, he was fighting his actual weight class
>He started panic wrestling
because he got beat up by a pillow fisted sub specialist
Charles Stewart
I'm 125-0 in the mean streets. No larp
Carter Miller
>his actual weight class was welterweight
Lol.
Jacob Ward
>connor mcgregor: 5'10
>average welterweight height: 5'10
Easton Green
and yet his video still wasn't as bad as Molly's
Anthony Brown
Conor is 5ft2 at best
Adam Ramirez
>height: 5'10
>reach: 74"
Matthew Anderson
t. bitch detected, getting some rudimentary skills and then going out looking for fights, you just a bully my dude, I'd heem you senseless and take all your shit
Ryder Jackson
Coner Macregor:
Elite Featherweight
Great Lightweight
Average Welterweight
Subpar Middleweight
Bad Light Heavyweight
Horrible Heavyweight
Stipe would destroy this Bum who calls himself "Notorious"
William Hughes
You are flushed, CTE'd, heem'd and gadooshed spammy. You are old news
Christian Harris
>gethisbummaouttadaringayaknow itsaeukeryaknow we just uh, gameplanheitasagoodfightyaknow WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALRIGHT STIPE MIOCIC YOUR HW CHAMPION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Elijah Lopez
>Unironically rating Stipe
DC went full tard mode and started dropping his hands since he was crushing Stipe in the first two rounds
Trilogy explains it all. DC wins, beats jones, retires as GOAT
Isaac James
HERB MY MAN HE'S TRYING TO SNIFF MY CROTCH
Jonathan Brown
*click*
*click*
SPAMMY IS HIDDEN
JUST
LIKE
THAT
Michael Wright
honestly if DC won the double triple for double champ then retired, it would be the greatest story in MMA
Adrian James
You think that Gooby would beat Stipe? Lol my dood
Lincoln Lewis
The latest BJ Penn incident highlights what many here have been saying for months. The story outweighs the fight. BJ won the fight, but lost the story and subsequently lost the fight in terms of perception.
We have officially entered a new era on how mixed martial arts are fought and ultimately judged. Competitors are no longer victorious through heem, submission, or technical knockout, but by their ability to win the story.
Brody Turner
>BJ won the fight
He literally got heem'd
Carson Wood
based spammy with the bants
Nicholas Murphy
Flash knockdown. he won the rematch
Asher Roberts
shades of nick diaz
Bentley King
And thus, Uriah Hall was crowned UFC Middleweight champion
Connor Gutierrez
If Max fought at WW would say it's his normal weight class? But my point was he didn't get knocked down, which he didn't.
Jace James
Unironically sad as fuck. That's somebody's daughter
Joshua Smith
>DIdnt even heem the guy
The fatty easily won
Austin Phillips
Nate is a cutbabby at LW so either way Nate had a pretty big size advantage. I know people meme about the "tree times my size" comment, but Nate had to cut to even make 170, while Conor weighed in at 168 without cutting.
Noah Diaz
I had it 1-1 for BJ on my scorecard. AND STILL
Charles Reed
Hawaii is a shithole anyway. I starting to feel bad for BJ Penn he's losing his friends and everyone he cares about.
Lentz and other probably need to give him a good ass Intervention soon.
I listen to WMMA Addict too he's pretty with MMA predictions and shit.
Samuel Lewis
Are you really trying to argue Conor should fight at the same weight class as Usman, Colby, and Edwards? Conor is a skinny guy he's not a 170er. He'd fight at 170 if no one cut weight, but nearly every fighter cuts. Khabib, Tony, Nate, Cowboy, and Gaethje are all bigger than Conor.
Isaac Lee
DC would be absolutely humiliated much sooner if Stipe didn't only use jabs against him.
Anthony Thomas
>2. Who actually likes Andrade
Andrade is a legit champion and I'm sure Brazil loves her too and her chubby housewife.
Camden Anderson
If you're anti weight cutting then you're anti American and you can fuck right off.
Jackson Howard
Hunter Garcia
I like Andrade because she's actually defending her belt so soon, but I still picked Zhang. Wouldn't be mad if I was wrong though. I can always appreciate a fighting champ.
Jeremiah Hall
Based. Listening to rob confirms he is an autistic.
Ethan Nelson
But what's the STORY, and does BJ WIN IT?
>'Would be absolutely humiliated much sooner hurr durr'
Stipe had already lost the fight on one judge's scorecard dummy
Jaxson Cox
BJ lost the story. Most people saw the first video where a former ufc champ got heemed by some random fat guy, but not the followup where he had that same man cowering in fear as he rained down blows from the top. BJ lost in the publics eyes
John Sullivan
Fatty won the story, the battle and the fight
But BJ most importantly won the war
Robert Ross
Stipe won the fight though
Xavier Hall
Yes, because Stipe was throwing only jabs for 3 rounds and DC countered it perfectly. If Stipe started to use his legs in second round the fight would ended in third
Leo Davis
Imagine thinking that BJ won ANYTHING other than the rematch
Octagon rules he got heemed and saved by the ref
Street rules he got heemed and saved by his bois or dude was toast
Either way outside interference made the rematch possible
Fatty wins
>fight
>standup game
>heart game
>FOTN bonus
>KOOTN bonus
>Battle
>Story
Fatty loses
>Rematch
Noah Thomas
Jackson Ross
DC wins the trilogy. Just needed to wrestlespam him more. I absolutely hate his dirty boxing don't understand why he won't wrestle more. Have the same issue with Romero
Robert Hill
the first fight was an early stoppage fluke just like DC/Stipe 1. BJ proved it in the rematch
Jeremiah Clark
>Dat knee giving out
feels so bad man
Brayden Wood
Will BJ be cleared to fight Nik Lentz since he get perma heem'd just the other day?
Easton Miller
Stipe was back in Croatia he got heemed so hard. BJ was absolutely out cold in the first fight. Fatty hit him clean on the button, most fans were wondering if a rematch was even necessary. Fatty clearly underestimated BJ in the rematch, kind of like DC did to Stipe
Two mandatory trilogies:
>DC to win third fight over Stipe
>Fatty to win third fight over BJ
Literally nothing else in MMA matters right now
Christian Cook
Romero doesn't have good top control (his specialty is freestyle wrestling which is more about takedowns than actual control) and he gasses too easy to spam takedowns. It's why Yoel clearly took rounds off against Whittaker. His gas tank is suspect, he is over 40 after all.
Jaxon Garcia
Cameron Fisher
fuck yeah it's his normal weight class, just look at how fucking anemic that dude is, he missed a fight because his weight cut was making him so fucking retarded even BISPING could see it. i like max a lot but he's a cutbaby. i still think he could be champ in his real weight class
Colton Lopez
>Are you really trying to argue Conor should fight at the same weight class as Usman, Colby, and Edwards
absolutely. maybe then he would actually have a gas tank, and not be on deaths door hoping for a lucky 1st round counter left hand to win like every fight he doesn't run away in
Liam Adams
If you hate Bj Penn you're not a fan of the sport
Isaac Sullivan
You think Max could be champ at Welterweight? He's definitely a cutbabby, but lightweight is more than likely his real weight class. He would get destroyed at WW. Look at what Porier did to him.
Landon Gonzalez
>BJ reengaged, tackling the guy from behind
WHAT.
A.
BITCH!
Had to cheat to win the rematch, pretty sure that's a 6 year ban, AT LEAST
Fatty wins everything!!!!
Parker James
Uhm? Based? And dare I say it... redpilled
Asher Cruz
You guys think fatty is natty or is he on the juice?
Tyler Torres
Are you the whatsapp loser?
Evan Myers
i absolutely think he could. he'd have to do more than box though, part of what makes his style so powerful as a cutbaby, and you see this with mcgregors striking as well, is that his reach advantage is fucking MASSIVE at that weight. reach advantage is huge for a striker, so when you take their reach advantage away, make it maybe just a little more than average at the next weight up, it drastically changes the game. now they have other things to worry about. but i think max has the TDD and kicks to be champ yeah, he'd just have to use them more.
Luis Cox
On the roids fer ser
David Rogers
Not the same user but Conor gets crushed at Welter.
This explains part of the story:
Conor is 5'9", 69 inches, between the avg height of a featherweight and a lightweight, coincidentally the two divisions he was champ in. He would be almost 2 and a half inches shorter than the average Welterweight
Camden Phillips
He's barely 5'9 and he's never had trouble making lightweight. He probably cuts around 10 pounds to get to lightweight, which isn't much at all. If he fought at WW he'd regularly be giving up 20 pounds.
Asher Ross
Lads I just opened heem.com and I think I've just read someone say Max could be Welterweight Champ
What's going on
Jordan Bailey
>conveniently ignoring his heavyweight reach
geez, mcgoober fans truly are mentally ill
Brayden Powell
Gooby walks around at 200lbs
John Gray
uhm last I heard usada hasn't said shit so we can only presume fatty's natty
Owen Roberts
that's because he's addicted to cocaine and unhealthy. if he actually acted like a professional athlete and not a member of motley crue he wouldn't look like an auschwitz victim every weigh in
Aaron Murphy
Dc wrestled the first round and picked stipe up and held him there for like 10 seconds in the third. He gassed himself with the wrestling no way he was going to shoot for a takedown.
Asher Gutierrez
hurrr well then I guess he could fight at HW then
Chase Ortiz
His striking is average. Like you said, his reach/height advantage is what made him so good. Dustin outboxed him and Max doesn't have many skills outside of striking. He'd get wrestlefucked by Usman and Colby. He'd get some wins, but there's no way I could see him being champ.
Cameron Davis
We've conquered the planet and now we're dominating mixed martial fighting. Wash my feet, goyim scum.
Dylan Smith
Ching ching
Wang ling
Ngu Chong
Chingchangchong
Yu li
Lucas Evans
Look at pictures of him during the weigh in for 229. He didn't look dehydrated at all. He walks around at like 168 maybe 170. Most WWs walk around at 190ish.
Noah Scott
Lets decide right now, is Aaron Pico the future GOAT or a can?
Nolan Carter
bleacherreport.com
27 pounds is more than 10% of his bodyweight. And that's 8 days prior to the fight. He probably walks around 185. CSAC would tell him to move up
Luis Perez
I'd take him. Take him out for a coffee and calmly explain to him that it's time to hang up the gloves. Fat Bastard has ended his career and there is no coming back from that. He's too strong, he's too powerful and his chin is made of titanium. It's over BJ.
Julian Thomas
/OurBoy/ is a Dustin Chad mmabreakdown.com
Jason Ramirez
He's the 2nd best pure wrestler in the history of MMA. His problem is that he freezes up when he gets hit and has a very weak chin, not really fighter material.
Anthony James
CSAC are literally faggot niggers
John Lopez
This is him at featherweight I'm talking about him at lightweight you brainlet. He moved up to lightweight from featherweight cazzie.
Tyler Martin
>He's the 2nd best pure wrestler in the history of MMA
no he isnt
Bentley Martin
>training partner picks training partner to win
Stop the presses
Dylan Martin
Round 1 was 10-8 for the fat drunk
Round 2 was Penn TKO
Jacob Carter
>lw
ok
155/185=0.83
17% bw cut
he's a cutbaby
Lincoln Martin
>2nd best pure wrestler in the history of mma
He's a top tier wrestler, but he's not the second best of all time lol he didn't wrestle in college and has no Olympic medals
James Davis
>wears A FUCKING DRESS
Just apologize, khabitches. And go back to Yea Forums. You can return when he heems somebody or fights wrasler his size. Fucking embarassement.
Nathan Lopez
>2nd best wrestler
no thats cejudo. best obviously goes without saying
Camden Jones
He said he weighed 172 where are you getting 185 from? Plus the CSAC go based on what you rehydrate to. Costa probably cut from 220, but weighed in at 213.
Jeremiah Fisher
t. conorbab
Lincoln Ward
One more bite at the cake, brotha.
Evan Jenkins
>weighed 172
8 days before the fight dumbass
Jose Wright
Post MMA kino
Colton Evans
'Ate wrestlin
Love heems
Isaiah Clark
>My gosh, Conor looks horrible up there, skin so dry, lips cracked, he clearly has cut 17 pounds of water weight
Easton Gray
the man to save the ufc
Benjamin Bell
same here
you should watch more Glory and one fc kickboxing and muay thai with 4 oz gloves
jewfc wrestlehuggers are seething with based one
Brody Thomas
Levi Perez
So you think Conor walks around at 185 because you pulled it out your ass? And you're also telling me he rehydrates to 185 on fight night? He was a cutbabby at FW, but not at LW. Go to @4:59 in this video and realize you're a brainlet who's making shit up youtu.be
Cameron Lewis
What did I say that was wrong? Did it just hurt your narrative or something? See he's not a cutbabby at LW
Parker Thompson
Oh no no no no
I just seen the news, I cant stop laughing
Brody Turner
LOL!
Gavin Myers
Josiah Edwards
Yeah, I'm thinking he's back
Daniel Jackson
dumbass
Cooper Wood
report.cybertip.org
Reported the /fs/ threads to them just now. Going to continue reporting them until you lose your job you lazy fat fucking criminal. Enjoy losing your low paying moderation position just because you chose to ban me for reporting sexualized children. I have nothing better to do I'll keep at this until you're done trust me blud.
Benjamin Baker
you are seething
Lincoln Green
So this user remains allowed to post yet you ban me for reporting racism? Sorry it says racism is against the rules and i didn't exceed the limit for number of reported posts why did you ban me you soon to be fucking incarcerated child pornographer? You picked the wrong person to mess with I have nothing to lose and everything to gain from seeing you crying in prison like the beta anonymous zilch that you are. You literally know where I live. Send the cops over they are going to arrest you for hosting child pornography you fucking low IQ dull domed zilch.
Christian Morris
t. guy who used to spam cp literally every waking moment
Hudson Diaz
Banning me for reporting pedophilia is the last mistake you'll make. Find a lawyer now.
Lucas Baker
I think spammy finally cracked, what a fucking turbo can
Andrew Reed
>Colby picks Dustin
>"Y-you're a dumbass"
Angel Jenkins
Now you're all losing 4channel because of this one zilch. He's going to be in fucking shambles and literal shackles. I will die for this.
Parker Clark
Jacob Wright
>cracked
Just like kahbib when he fites dustin
Daniel Johnson
Spammy is on the ropes! Janny looking to finish!
William Hernandez
How low IQ and arrogant of you to think you can ban me for reporting child pornography. Enjoy your incarceration and murder in prison you fat fucking sperg. NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE WRATH OF GOD
Thomas Peterson
Just reported that guy that was threatening that other guy for reporting that same guy for reporting noncery lol
Christopher Moore
WAKE UP PEDOPHILE IT'S ALL OVER
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Jack Ramirez
>using joe rogan
mcgoober fans are absolutely delusional lmao. i hope he rapes your sister next
James Flores
gaethje only cuts 5 lbs hes a small lightweight
Isaac Martinez
Dominic Cook
I hate poles so fucking much
Joseph Ross
>Eddie Alvarez
>Jim Miller
Dustin hasn't fought many wrestlers. Dustin needed to fight someone like RDA or Kevin Lee as prep for Khabib.
Blake Rivera
whats wrong with this bitch
Adam Reed
RDA and Pee are nothing like Khabib. Lee gasses very fast when wrestling, RDA has mediocre takedowns at best. Dustin needed to fight Gregor Gillespie or Islam to prepare for Khabib, but both of them would probably wrestlefuck him.
Jose Clark
I love goofy bitches
Owen Barnes
And i-it really proses the question
Wyatt Hall
If katie castro has million number of fans i am one of them . if katie castro has ten fans i am one of them. if katie castro have only one fan and that is me . if katie castro has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the katie castro, i am against the world . i love #katie castro till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of katie castro . Hit Like If you Think katie castro Best fighter & Smart In the world
Jose Watson
Lee wrestlefucked Barboza for 5 rounds, while Khabib only did it for 3
Nathan Reyes
>katie castro
Ian Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Howard
don't care what anyone says
henry is fucking based
singlehandedly making people care about bantam and flyweights
APOLOGIZE
Colton Walker
I walk around at 210, 5”8 btw and could heem every kid itt
David Reyes
Brapentina Stenchenko
James Foster
>210 @ 5'8
Too fat. I'm also over 200, but not a sub six foot manlet.
Carson Collins
brap
Jason Rodriguez
But you are right
Isaac Morales
latest below the belt is up and today's guest is PFL's 155 star KAYLA HARRISON
Justin Cox
>95 kgs
>1.75 m
Holy shit dudes lose weight asap, also are you trained? If not forget about even touching an amateur
Adrian Davis
210 and 5'8? jesus christ fatty lay off the twinkies
Evan Fisher
Jonathan Mitchell
Lol it really is Woodley
John Reyes
Damn... Even till had to get a pat on that perfect bunda
John Cook
Who
Carter Jenkins
Overeem beats Ngannou in the rematch, trust me.
Jack Watson
>Nates star power will take a big hit
The guy is a Journeyman with a sub .500 record. The fans love him for his personality, not worldbeater fight skills. A loss to Jorge wouldn't change anything.
Joshua Evans
I'm a Khabeebsexual.
Justin Bell
Any anons going to Ufc Vancouver ?
Zachary Myers
nicest guy in the ufc wonderboy has a decent channel.
Cooper Parker
I didn't realise that in the Reebok fighters are forced to sell one piece of weigh in and fight clothing after every fight. I did always sort of wonder how that "fight worn" stuff works, but it means fighters can't even keep their shorts if they wanted to.
John Watson
SCHAUB. WILL. NOT. STOP. INTERRUPTING. HER.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Luke Stewart
Alejandra Lara
I would buy Schevchenkos fight worn
Andrew Adams
there's a site that sells sports memorabilia and their ufc section is literally nothing but carla esparzas weigh in undies
Ryan Morgan
What has happened to this website
Charles Gonzalez
i flushed the fucking turds, corrupt zeroes.
Blake Richardson
The sale and aftermath of UFC and Yea Forums are remarkably similar
Luis Perry
Who is the BJ Penn of Yea Forums?
Hudson Gonzalez
It's a rulecucked shithole with faggot mods, reddit mod tier volunteers, and a greedy Jap fuck who wants only to sell your data.
Ethan Green
If a porcelain schaub receptacle flushes while coral is sleeping, does it make a sound?
Brayden Reed
Yea Forums obviously. Or maybe that guy who came into bottles all year and would post the the result every christmas
Cooper Allen
pussy
Ian Bennett
Stipe did not use his legs not to get taken down
Adam Barnes
Unironically bjpenn.com. Good luck getting rid of either one
Christopher Lewis
Super pumped for the UFC's first chinese champion
Chase Myers
Super excited for the UFC's first chinese champion
Blake Cruz
Yea Forums is so broken nobody will notice that my girlfriend fucks niggers and i enjoy watching
Xavier Morgan
based coral
Hunter Watson
not me werido
Parker Roberts
hello?
Grayson Phillips
based coral
Adam Price
Super excited for the UFC's first chinese champion
Angel Jones
shit
Mason Clark
Where my fergusexuals at?
Gavin Phillips
poop
Jordan Foster
bj
Jacob Lopez
How much is this is metric? Instead of Freedom Furlong Mystery Units.
Nathan Moore
use a converter faggot you're already using our flag
Leo Ortiz
blowjob penn heem'd by sweaty fat fuck
David Mitchell
where's the thread
Mason Gray
right here
*leaves you in stitches
Ryder Lee
I think he's just drunk and on Coke
Duck I was trying to sleep and I thought of bjs heem and I just can't stop cringing. It's so painful I can't even watch the clip anymore but it's burned into my mind I can't believe the fool. Why does it hurt so much
Josiah Ortiz
Somebody make the new thread because I've got an important question to ask the boys on /heem/.
Jack Thomas
let me make the thread
Jack Campbell
Nobody can post images, newest thread on the board is 6 hours old
Landon Gonzalez
good luck with that
Isaiah Cruz
Well I feel this question is too important for a 506 page thread, so I guess we're all going to have to wait for hiro to fix this dumpsterfire of a website.
Juan Phillips
Where my fergusexuals at?
Jack James
Handsome Eastern European Men
You're welcome
Jeremiah Carter
We are trapped in BJ Penn limbo
Jonathan Cooper
Let mexican guy make the thread
Julian Adams
Let the bean make the thread.
Christian Parker
why can't i post
David Rivera
let the Bean make the thread.
Thomas Flores
Has anyone here successfully restored a foreskin
Alexander Jenkins
heem
Ryan Perez
LET THE BEAN MAKE THE THREAD HIRO
Michael Fisher
Sorry for your loss
>t. Anteater
William Young
khashart gets heemed in the 1st
Dylan Long
man i feel bad for curtis blayed. got ngannou at his most motivated - first ufc fight and then his comeback fight.
Dominic Collins
Schaub is a virulent sinophobe.
Brody Hall
can anyone make a new thread
i only get that cloudfare error
Jonathan Bailey
same here, brudi
Andrew Robinson
someone make a new thread
Leo Gonzalez
Heem dies here
Daniel Phillips
Can I get a quick rundown on the BJ penn situation?
Mason Hill
youtube.com
new rizin confession. gomi lowkey hilarious as always
Jayden Anderson
he's parallel to horizon
Samuel Murphy
heem
Hudson Phillips
Walk to recover 4channel, go on walk to recover
Adrian Cooper
heem
Xavier Martinez
Valentina
Zhang
simple as
Charles Young
heem
Jose White
*heems your imageboard*
heh,nothin personnel kid
Jeremiah Collins
heem
Cameron Perez
I know. But he could calf kicks or just mix his kicks with punches. Moreover it would be more beneficial for him to let DC took him down in the end of the second round. DC obviously spent fuck load of energy on it in the first looked much slower after it
Julian Butler
heem
Ian Bell
I'm from /ptg/ and we have designated bakers, the threads are ongoing and renewed. Here it's amateur hour. Bunch of retards idolizing Schaub.
Parker Rogers
>I'm from /ptg/
Me too.
Tyler Myers
heem
Samuel White
heem
Jace Long
heem