/heem/: G-G-G-G-GADOOOOOOOSH Edition

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>BJ Penn permaflushed by some fat fuck nobody
tmz.com/2019/08/28/bj-penn-bar-fight-hawaii-video/

>Blowjob Penn Knocked out in Street fight in Hawaii
deadspin.com/b-j-penn-tells-shirtless-guy-to-punch-him-gets-knocke-1837672409

>Blowjob "BJ" Penn gadooshed worse than Toilet Till in new footage of Hawaii bar fight
mmamania.com/2019/8/28/20837294/video-bj-penn-knocked-out-cold-new-footage-hawaiian-bar-fight-mmq

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this is the one fuck it

/faggot/ - (You)

This is the thread

Don't think i can post here anymore after getting btfo like this

Bj was clearly wasted and would have mogged that guy

I think we can all agree that Kevin Lee does not fit into this

I actually get annoyed at people mocking BJ Penn pretty obvious that guy was following him around trying to start shit with him.

at least you know

Yeah this is it

BJ Penn is undefeated

Thanks OP

Well Hawaii is a smaller island than your shitty ass island, and it's warm so people go outside so it's a more tight knit community.

BJ Penn is a known woman beater, rapist, and pedophile. I'm surprised the Islanders leave him alive.

*blocks your path*

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I invented peeJ pen

kek

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How did the meme that BJ's family is rich get started? Like rich how? Does his dad have millions in cash in the bank? Do they own a bunch of income properties? No one ever says anything other than "BJ grew up rich"

Fake news, the gay mma mafia cabal has been framing and harassing him for years

Lost the fight but won the story

>woman beater
Who cares
>rapist
not true
>pedophile
not true

He lives in Hawaii and had a lifetime membership to a gym. The only people on Hawaii with that ability are millionaires, perhaps even multi-millionaires.

his dad owns all the wallmarts in hawaii
Askren cant even remember stories

>some shitty thread on 4channel
he a gud boi he dindu nuffin
>countless witnesses and victims
HE DID IT HE RAPED ME

>He lives in Hawaii
And? If you've ever actually been there you'd know you dont have to be rich to live there
>had a lifetime membership to a gym
OMG a gym membership! Truly something only within the reach of the ultra-wealthy!

I’m the accuser, I made it up.

Yeah im sure bj the meth didnt do anything to antagonize this guy before the recording

It's doesn't count BJ was clearly playing around

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Imagine being BJ Penn, having taken more punches to the head than any other MMA fighter, and this record will likely NEVER be broken. He will not be able to tie his shoes.

Imagine you've got millionaire loving parents that want the absolute best for you, they love you so much they'll do anything for you. Some kids wanted a barbie car or a toy hummer, BJ wanted a gym membership. His parents did it, because they wanted to see him happy. Instead they had to watch as their son slowly lost his brain function. I bet they blame themselves.

>some nerd on 4channel
>BJ BAAAAD

>the courts
>uhhh...he’s exonerated

>millionaire loving parents
See what I mean? These nerds just regurgitate shit without knowing if it's true.

There is not a person below 5.34 million in net worth on planet Earth that has a lifetime gym membership. Try again.

It's true I'm not a millionaire and I don't have a lifetime gym membership

hey dude hope fake a suicide as a cry for help, your parents think you're dead and they say "finally" in the other room and crack a bottle of wine before calling 911

Low selfconfidence
Dude needs help badly
He will heem himself or someone else eternally and then its gonna be too late

>mfw the current state of Aussies in the UFC

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Its kangs ya fookin kangaroo riders

very grim stuff bro

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Today on The MMA Reporters someone said Marc Raimondi was whalewatching with his "wife" for his birthday, and Ariel said "actually it's his girlfriend, let's not get crazy."

I thought that was a really weird thing, because why are they still pretending Marc isn't gay? He and his boyfriend went whale watching, why don't they just admit it?

Is Marc afraid the fighters will treat him differently? It's an open secret he's a homo now, nobody cares.

Please post either dern or clawja
I dont like any other br female fightresses

You sound like such a dairy alternative boy

I've never heard of this before

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His documentary delves into this, his family owns a shit ton of land and companies

*slap to the jaw*

nothing personel

He still has fire in his eyes.

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what happened to the discord

Is Tyquil retired? when's he fighting again?

He is indeed retired.

Remember Rumblr?

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i miss this nigga like you wouldnt believe

Dana, please sign her.

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"Jamal'? Now I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but I can put 2 and 2 together. With a name like that, we have to be talking about some gorilla looking basketball playing sub 70 IQ nigger ape.

is it a good strategy to become extremely self conscious before a fight?

Because this video makes me self conscious and I've never won a fight where I was self conscious leading up to it

It could have been worse that's what ryan jimmo said to a truck outside a bar

solid 5/10

i prefer she stay in Bellator

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Dominick Cruz get drunk again?

Nigga, u gay.

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The original got gadooshed because Lister cured his Asperger’s. There’s a newer more secretive one for the most Elton John of fags

Nah bud. Here in Texas we have actual hot spics, not that lukewarm creatura

Thank God it's dead.

>No more discord beckys
>No more Elias Theodoroux

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>Nah bud. Here in Texas we have actual hot spics, not that lukewarm creatura

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is the fat drunk guy dare I say, the GOAT?

Who is your favorite UFC WMMA fighter?

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GADOOSH!

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>mfw an mmalet thought he could box

getting sparked by drunken hawaiians lmao

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id salva her vulva

Reposting the video of dudes getting BTFO by the Tiger Muay Thai trainers.

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Fact: New growth forests absorb 11x the CO2 as old growth forests.

The faster we get rid of the Amazon for new baby trees to grow the faster we save Earth.

Fat Hawaiian guy Vs Old Irish bloke, who wins?

back to /pol

Too bad it never existed

for me it's totally absolutely twitchcuckold and his high effort OPs

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>nips

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Penn vs old irish bloke

McGregor vs Fat Hawaiian

reminder Artem beat Paulie

I think if we're being honest you could probably give an edge to Paulie in that fight but what's really embarrassing is that it was close

reminder that bj won the story of the street fight

well if we're being really honest he literally won

Khabib gets ko'ed by an overhand right. screen cap this

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the ref was breaking up every clinch with lightning speed so Artem was losing one of the few advantages he had. Still ripped a pussy in Paulie's greasy head

is the legendary @PunisherBass?

holy fuck is that the biracial angel?

Only reason to watch next week's shitshow of a card.

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For me, it’s Conor Double-Champion McGregor

>opponent turn right
>looks left
idiot

BJ is officially the most flushed fighter, right?

>BT Sport charging 20 of my hard-earned British pounds in order to watch the next PPV legally

If I subscribe to BT Sports I should get all the PPVs for free as part of the package. This is so unfair!

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/ourboy/ unflushed himself and won the story in the process

bj smashed that bum

AND IF YOU CRY OUT IM GONNA PUSH IT PUSH IT SOME MOREE

>Alhassan
>Nelson
>Maia
>Usman
>GSP
>Edwards
>Silva
>Neal
>Luque

and people wonder why Khabib won't move up

He's a cutbabby can crushing menace

khabib is undefeated

>Kutbitch Seizurecumedov couldn't finish

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I bought a mac mini to use as a dedicated computer for my TV so I can stream illegal shit. Before I would connect my laptop to the receiver via hdmi and it was a hassle.

What the fuck bros. Joe Rogan told me Jiu Jitsu was the best martial art!

Also I'm the guy that bullies people here for being poor and streaming ppvs but now that theyve gotten rid of Face the Pain I refuse to give them a single cent. I'll still go to live shows but I'm not paying for UFC PPV.

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how would Kotal do at heavyweight?

out of the way now or i'll bitch slap you stiff, manlet

love Goob
love Min
love Diaz
love Stipe
love Costa
'ate Khabib
'ate Cejudo
'ate Pissrael
'ate Jones
'ate DC
'ate Askren
'ate WMMA

it doesnt count because BJ didnt have his mouthpiece in

*sniff*

more mma streetfights plz

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>faggot gossip

Bunch of fucking women here, I swear

Unfortunately you can't post like that on /heem/

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How based would it have been if this actually killed him. After all that condescending talk about jorge and everyone else he gets heemed dead in less than 5 seconds, leaving behind a wife and three children.

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WOOP DI WOOP WOO!

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Yup that's exactly what will be the result of the deforestation and not a 300 hectare factory that manufactures laptop batteries

it is what it is

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Ok what set him off this time?

The only reason to watch will be the crowd shots of chinks reacting to heems

>angry at facts

an 11x improvement on global carbon sequestering would save the world but your feefees are in the way

you're a bad person

>defends title once
>MOVE UP YOU PUSSY BABY BITCH

khabib is still a very new champion in terms of fights had, even though hes been champ for a year and a half

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Proof?

>JUST BLEED, the post

Jingliang will win.

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Hot take: that's not BJ Penn

NOW THIS I CAN FAP TO

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spammy switch to scat porn again ive already jerked it I'm used to you posting gross stuff

spammy is flushed

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why does the cripple dedicate his life to being a minor annoyance to /heem/ specifically? What permarevved him?

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honestly though what IF america won the world cup

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>Anonymous 08/29/19(Thu)03:48:49 No.95055728▶
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> I bought a mac mini to use as a dedicated computer for my TV so I can stream illegal shit. Before I would connect my laptop to the receiver via hdmi and it was a hassle.
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>Anonymous 08/29/19(Thu)03:49:05 No.95055733▶
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>Anonymous 08/29/19(Thu)03:50:00 No.95055746▶
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> Also I'm the guy that bullies people here for being poor and streaming ppvs but now that theyve gotten rid of Face the Pain I refuse to give them a single cent. I'll still go to live shows but I'm not paying for UFC PPV.
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>Anonymous 08/29/19(Thu)03:51:10 No.95055758▶
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>Anonymous 08/29/19(Thu)03:53:49 No.95055803▶
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> how would Kotal do at heavyweight?
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>Anonymous 08/29/19(Thu)03:53:55 No.95055805▶
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> out of the way now or i'll bitch slap you stiff, manlet
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>Anonymous 08/29/19(Thu)03:54:12 No.95055808▶
> love Goob
> love Min
> love Diaz
> love Stipe
> love Costa
> 'ate Khabib
> 'ate Cejudo
> 'ate Pissrael
> 'ate Jones
> 'ate DC
> 'ate Askren
> 'ate WMMA
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>Anonymous 08/29/19(Thu)03:54:42 No.95055812▶
> (OP)
> it doesnt count because BJ didnt have his mouthpiece in
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>Anonymous 08/29/19(Thu)03:54:54 No.95055814▶
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> *sniff*
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>Anonymous 08/29/19(Thu)03:55:02 No.95055818▶
> (OP)

Stipe won and his dad beat cancer. Daniel lost and his dad died to cancer. Stipe won the story.

crazy to think Bruce Lee would easily flush 125-155lbs and be a quadruple champ

>Brit that has never been to LA or Miami
yikes

>can't even beat Brad Pitt

Khabib doesnt have hard GnP, and theres no way he will be able to submit tony on the ground. Tony has better cardio for 5 rounds, so when khabib takes rd3 off to strike and tony makes him bleed for the first time in the octagon he will for sure give up.
He doesnt have the cardio or striking to beat tony, but tony has the ground game to not get wrestle fucked and light him up on the feet.

>Wrestlefucked and nearly heemed by Kevin "piss" Pee

Was this after he got knocked down? If so he definitely won the story of the fight

>Wrestlefucked
Having one moment of success on the ground is not wrestlefucking you cazzie

tony would be embarrassed by Khabib why do you thing he ducks him?

What is this mode?

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>I really want him to win, so there is no way whatsoever he will lose!

apparently he tracked the guy down after getting heemed and mounted him

Big Brown mode

yikes!mode

mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/08/ufc-241-csac-paulo-costa-six-fighter-move-up-weight?utm_source=smg&utm_medium=wasabi&utm_content=home-hero

Cutbabbys BTFO. Fight men your own size.

dustin is heeming him, bud. Its okay

Give me 1 instance of Khabib being defeated.
>you can't

just a thick boy that shops at baby gap

name 1 good khabib win

If Dustin "The Diamond" Poirier wins against Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov I will personally find the biggest dicked fellow in town and suck him off to completion.

"The Notorious" Conor McGregor

There's too many fags in London. What's in the water here? Should I drink it? Fuck

>a hobbled whiskey tycoon that can't even heem an alcoholic 40 years his senior

>It doesn't COUNT don't you know how much I hate Khabib?!

LMFAO yet more proof that MMGAY "fighters" can't even take a punch from your average fatass on the street. The sport for failed boxers LOL. He should've took his chances wrestling him down to the ground like a pussy faggot. At least then he could land something. How fucking pathetic.

>The notices coincide with weight gains of 15 percent or more between UFC 241’s official weigh-ins and fight day, per the CSAC’s rules on weight-cutting.
>Costa and Davis were rounded up from 14.9 and 14.7 percent, respectively.

faggots

>While 93.4 percent of respondents self-identified as heterosexual in 2016, the latest stats—gathered from a survey of 2,000 people—show that Britain is much less straight two years later, with that figure falling to just 87 percent.

>Tony has better cardio for 5 rounds

He hasnt had a 5 round fight in 4 years and he gets nearly heemed every fight

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GADOOSH

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the logo was greased

their "recommendations" that fighters move up have no legal power.
Costa wins.

This is the funniest webm in all of MMA. I'm still laughing.

bloatmax

I think you'd b surprised b

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The commissions follow suit unless there’s some doctors clearance. He might have to have a throwaway fight at LHW before returning

so actually BJ won the rematch/story/war right

drunken boxing, tony had him right where he wanted him the entire time

Sikko mode b,always bin into travis scott ask jay

gets me eveytime. Why did they have to cut him

stipe-esque redemption arc, Joe.

Agreed

Tony is basically Crash Bandicoot as a human being

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lel

Fuck you Khabib

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It's ENTIRELY POSSIBLE that Dustullah Poirilahammed will behead Khabib in the Octagon next weekend

I have the PVZ pigeon approach

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#CSO

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wader we even doon here heem
wader we even doon

>TONY ISN'T A CAN CRUSHER!!! HE'S ELITE!!! #SNAPJITSU! #CHAMPSHITONLY!

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Can one of you real niggas add "champ" after "ufc lightweight" to this webm?

name 1 good khabib win

kek

BASED LEECH FIGHTING SOON

I HOPE HE GOES FULL KUNG FU AND RIPS THAT HUES EYES OUT

post your walkout songs

youtube.com/watch?v=6G5-LnlGiaU

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BJ wins the rematch

>THEY DON'T COUNT IT DOESN'T COUNT NOTHING COUNTS

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he's signaled it will be a low blow

name 1 good khabib win

he'll be fucking heemed

you picked Conor

he already did. found that guy later and fucked him up. based bj, cant keep a good man down

name 1 good khabib win

horcher

name 1 good horcher win

pathetic skulllets

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Face it Khabib has never done anything as impressive as Jon Jones

>tfw keep using the word heem in real life around normies
how do I stop?

you dont. baffle them with your vocabulary and heem them as they reach for the dictionary.

same I've also started throwing around "caz" and "cazzie" aswell

I like it, thanks m8

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you're at the shichang with your gf and this guy smacks her ass, what do you do?

diamonds

I love Aldo.

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I can feel my pulse in my dick haha

haha want me to check it haha

haha

*unzips*
*heems you stiff*
heh, thought you were gonna get a little treat huh faggot.

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Bj and McGregor proves MMA doesn't work in a work in a real fight. Shit is straight Aikido tier

hand to hand combat doesn't work in a real fight

nice martial arts you got there, however
*BANG BANG BANG BANG* your faggot ass is dead bucko

Well mcgregor didn't actually hit that old geezer

bj unironically lost the battle but won the war

Chael said Conor's resume is better than Tony's so he's just as deserving as a title shot

Do you agree /heem/

if chael said it, it's factually true

Chael is retarded and Canor literally doesn't have a lightweight record

Who am I to disagree

>disrespecting based Chael
Why would you do this

>Canor at LW after a two year layoff
>A good win

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One more run at the _____?

>khabitch fans literally can't name 1 good win

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t. picked conor

does khabib need the bj penn fight for his legacy?

>1-1 at LW
>14-1 at LW
Hmm, almost seems like Chael spews hot takes to bring in the ratings

>IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM AS A PERSON, WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
I will accept your apology on diarrheabib

Chael literally only cares about banter

I picked and rooted for Khabib because at the time I thought he would be an active champ. Then he chimped out.

Have faith in yourself

Well as it stands currently BJ is the greatest lightweight of all time, so if not a win over BJ, khabib has a lot of work to do to catch up to him.

RDA is Khabum's only impressive win, but it was well over 5 years ago.

artem ended your sport

You're right. I diagree with chael. I disagree because conor isn't deserving of the title shot, because he is already the rightful champ.

As if pillow fencing would work better

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>Chael said

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Anyone else not really care for Conor?

Him being gone for so long I don't even miss him.

You'd think she'd just cut her own hair before fights since it's the most basic haircut possible

I miss him so much. It isn't the same without him

imagine the memes if valentina confronts Henry looking to fight after the shit he said

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What if they fight and Val actually wins

>switching to WMMA to be the very first double (gender) champ

Yeah because that sounds like something that would happen

I appreciate his rise, since it was legendary, but he's really become irrelevant for the sport at this point.

Name one good tony win

Piss "Urine" Pee

Would be based seeing her mog him

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his WAR with perennial contender Lando Calrissian

RDA. Same as Khabib, except Tony did it in a 5 round fight.

All of them

Tony is a can and his cocksucking fanboys are pathetic

if he lost to all the people he's fought, he would be a bum
but if he beats all those people, he's still a bum?
if he's such a bum, why can't any one beat him?

5rd RDA without wrestlefucking, Motivated Roid Edson, Pettis, Kevin pee, Cowdad

does baby boy need attention?

Shattered my nose in my last fight(its ok i heemed him) and its swollen shut

Post something to help me imagine what its like to smell again /heem/

thanks for the (you)

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At least they aren't as bad as the Khabibsexuals tbqh

Chael "let me explain you simpleton civilians the complex intricacies of WWE mandrama" Sonnen is wrong as always.

nobody post any asses, sweaty girls, or anything of that nature.

Not liking chael is PEAK Yea Forums contrarianism

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Khabib is undefeated and the most talented fighter in his class. This is objective. Tony fans are delusional.

I haven't inhaled from my right nostral in years. Such is the life of a heemster.

Fuck you

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Do not joking about this

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What fight/potential fights have caused the greatest /heem/ dispute?
>Jon/DC
>Stipe/DC
>Conor/Aldo
>Conor/Khabib
>Tony/Khabib
>Bisping/GSP
>Israel/Whittaker

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this is /heem/ faggot

did you win the story of the fight please respond?

Is there any male fighter on the UFC roster that Dana could beat?

Fedor vs. The World

just heem my nutsack bros

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I looked like this except more blood

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good filename

Sure ya did sport

Any flyweight. Dana can box and is roided to the gills.

BUILT

Ferguson? Defeated.
Mcgregor? Defeated.
Poirier? Defeated.
Cerrone? Defeated.
Holloway? Defeated.
Khabib? Undefeated.

If I punch a guy in the chin will I heem him? I'm not that strong...

>Khabib? Undefeated.
Lost the story to Tibau and Conor.

all of those have unironically fought tougher competition than khabib

killing my sister with protein farts kek

but won the fight

Ah man it would be such a shame if you posted her reaction on here hahaha definitely so funny watching girls inhale farts

what does your sister look like hue

mmmmmm. I don’t quite remember it that way la

So?

Conor won the fight

They'd run around and leg kick him until he collapses from heart attack.

I just looked on both of their records and it has it as a victory for Khabib

HADOOOOSH

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haha post pics

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When is Tom Cruise scheduled to fight?

I and many others scored it 3-1 for Conor.

>LHW

hey bro what did you have for dinner

>implying dana would let them stay in kicking range
don't be a goof

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I know, right? What a doofus.

Hey yall just drank a glass of 3% fat milk what are my chances at the HW strap?

A tropichop from pollo tropical.

Floridabros know.

He would probably die of a heartattack from all that coke and asian hookers first.

>checking the unofficial records

what was in your bowl

white rice, grilled chicken, tomatoes, peppers and cheese with some cilantro garlic sauce

then what was in this bowl?

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Where do the Dana is a cokehead memes originate? I know he likes asians but he doesn't strike me as a coke guy, idk

Why wouldn’t he be?

What was in yours?

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looks like a dude

>"punch again punch again"
>guy punches him
>gets heemed

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drugs are lame

disliking chael is actually reddit af and therefore based.

reddit > Yea Forums

He forget the clap

drugs are fun and sexy goyim

unflushed kevin lee
motivated pettis
prime Barboza
not THAT flushed RDA

I can’t think of anything more cucked than being a rich druglet

BJ recovered and flushed him in the 2nd

I know a lot of coke people. He's a coke guy fur shure b.

bigg ladd dumps

Thought you weren't a fan of Ladds

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Is that a reason to be a Khabib fanboy though?

thats not me, I'd put a baby in Ladd

it's all part of the plan lad

braphawg division when

2nd? nigga this guys squad had to lift his lifeless corpse off the ground, BJ "blowjob" penn got knocked out in the first. BJ won the rematch by TKO, but he lost the story of both fights.

Khabib is on PEDs

Because he never fights. The Canor fight and rda fight only had four fights in between them, but they were well over 4 years apart. If you never fight and only choose favorable matchups you're odds of being undefeated will be high. Every fight after rda was a favorable matchup for Khabib. He's good, but he's not the goat like his fanboys say.

I disagree. It’s not about hard you can heem, it’s about how many times you can get heemed and keep moving forward.

CANT WAIT

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bj started getting up on his own straight away

Your* damnit

no he didn't lmao.

He got woken up by his head smashing off the pavement, if people weren't there to help him he would've stumbled and been falling over because he just got heemed and had a bad concussion

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based spencerposter

> had a bad concussion
he got up and beat the guy down

>bento poster
You said diaz was gonna get heem'd by anthony penis in story winning fashion. How does it feel being such an idiot?

If DC had won, would his dad have been the one to beat cancer?

They both looked like shit that fight

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I was wrong and genuinely surprised

Atleast i was right that stipe would heem DC though SO truthfully i win the story

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I genuinely don't care about him either way.

Chael only cares about what's best for the business, and that is money
Goober is still a drawl b

Diaz coner

In more ways then one it can be objectively considered that Israel "Stylebender" Adasanya has always been a 'can' with a padded fighter record.

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>What's heem mean?

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Bros my gf is sleeping in bed and she keeps farting. It smells horrible. How do I fix this

Fart harder to assert your dominance.

Heem everyone

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Gender bender is a can. No way he beats Bobby
Thinking’s mojo.tif

wait until tomorrow and heem her Askren stiff with no explanation. She'll get the message, girls are sneaky about this kind of thing

I’m about to give her a solid over hand. She’s totally encroaching on my side of the bed. Not cool

Beats Aldo
Beats Volkanovski for the interem FW belt
Beats Max for the strap and flushes him back down to LW
2021 soon brothers

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Anyone have that pic of Aldo saying the toilet flushes on its own?

Who you going for in Andrade vs zhang?
Me personally? I'm going to sleep

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Bolivia....where the fuck is the coat of arms on your flag and why don’t you ever acknowledge this serious question?

cartouche surrounded by Bolivian flags, muskets, laurel branches, and an Andean Condor atop. The ten stars in the border of the cartouche symbolize the nine departments of Bolivia, as well as the former province Litoral

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No, BJ jumped this guy from behind after he got heemed. You'll notice our lad is fine at the end, gets up on his own unfazed by Penn's assault.

Conor just smacked the guy. But BJ lost so bad that all of MMA looks like a joke tbch.

I wouldn't say that considering he's a turbocan

He's still good enough to beat some Bellator scrubs. In any case, even now he's far above the level where he has any business getting heemed by a random guy.

At least, I'd expect. I'm disappointed. Seems to me like UFC is kinda fake sport fighting in a lot of ways.

Why would you ever buy a lifetime gym membership? What if you move?

artem ended boxing. it's over.

I moved around a lot because of my dad's work. Even lived in 5 different countries for years each. But apparently, most people stay in the general area they were born in.

he didn't lose because of any skill differential. He was drunk and high so he felt invincible and left his hands down with his chin up and welcomed the man to hit him. what would you expect to happen

mate he literally let a guy who outweighed him take a free swing
doesn't matter who you are if you get caught you can sleep, you're one to talk anyway i saw you get heemed by a toddler

opinions that didn't age well

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Schaub

Artem himself is more of a boxer than anything, though. Anyone that knows anything about Paulie knew his hands would break, they broke in damn near every one of his fights even with gloves.

But at the end of the day, I don't see former boxing champs getting knocked out by randoms like this.

boxing is over. artem ended it.

At least it wasn't ended by a random guy at a bar, like MMA.

never happened, boxfag.

he basically explained his daddy paid for him to train bjj fucking 9 hours a day for a few years, never had to worry about money or anything. its why he was considered a prodigy, he just jumped into it like a pro. i mean good for him honestly, fuck it, if my son was going to be the best in the world id support his ass too, anyone who says otherwise is a jelly poorfag without a father

Didn't you get slept by a literal toddler? Diaper ass and all?

>gets shot in shootout and die

See guns don't work

In many ways, this was right. I thought the same, and I still think stylistically Robbie is a bad match for Colby. I just didn't realize how good Colby is and what a beast his stamina is. I just didn't realize Colby was so elite.

So I was wrong, but in a lot of ways I was also right.

>the guy who got heemed by a child talking shit
surprise surprise

Ortega gang or don't bang

chaos nation baby that fight made me a believer its time to bash nerds brother MAGA these bitches are playing ultimate feelings championship

You wanna talk shit catch me at Big Island during Happy Hour, we can settle this.

lava shack parking lot, 2am, this sunday morning, see you there you fucking leaf
im bringing my rake too

>Posting reddit caps on heem

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careful it's windy, you could get heemed if you head outside

reddit isn't on board with chaos nation, they're about to be in a bad way when my boy colby drops maga bombs on their monkey fakenewsman and tosses that power ranger belt in the garbage where it belongs

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It's amazing how it's become the norm on this site within the last year or two. Before that it would get ignored or flamed

One more bite at the cake, coach.

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Is it widespread? I don't really browse a lot of the boards anymore

No do drugs forget life

>muay Thai record padded with literal Oceania nobodies

Indeed, threads created with plebbit screencaps. I report them as spam but nothing usually happens

how did you not know colby's stamina was god tier until then you fucking cazzie?

make sure you don't wipe your chin after dinner and heem yourself before i get there

That's fuckin' weird

Anyway, post heems

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bring back thawlts posting

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>Muay Thai
He kickboxed

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I could Out-Awlkward everyone in this thread

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What are we talmbout?

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‘Zilch’

Muthafuck went down from slaps like bisping went down from kelvins 1 2

they have to get a degree though

Gaethje would beat Ferguson

Lister didn't cure his autism, he went backpacking in Indonesia and probably died of some tropical disease.
I can invite you to the new one if you can avoid shitposting.

Invite us please.

LMFAO BJ Penn got fucked up

It was a flash knockdown and he definitely got the better of the extended exchange. If you're paying attention and not listening to media he won the story too.

Luke?

ufc should invite the fatass to fight bj at openweight on the prelims of 243

>play ufc 3 ranked
>opponent picks nick diaz
>opponent coughing his ass off on the mic
>opponent: you a gangster but you not a westcoast gangster
>me: maybe, maybe not. Hey bout you come say it to my face
>fake glove touch overhand him
>piece him up
>meme spout him the entire round
>heem him with a minute left
>opponent: man i would fuck you u-

head bounced of concrete, flat as a board

I picked masvidal ofc

this is the spammer

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Let's not kid ourselves, Jones is just keeping the belt warm for the Barncat

>Fake glove touch
Weak tbqh

You won the story of the opinion

very cool except they're not replanting tree's but instead making farm land, this is peak industrialism, look at what America looked like hundreds of years back, you totally deforested the country

>wake up
>DC still flushed
it's gonna be a good one lads

Why are you guys talking about reddit comments on heem?

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Im not afraid to stand and trade in the pocket

He stood up instantly and walked away then was beating that guy up minutes later so it wasn't a KO just a flash knockdown.

based thicc tony

This footage is great.

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Aldo embarrasses Ortega

Has it been announced?

>keto diet works

How is that any diff from your reg Sat night?

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same for Zombie and Zabit it's why he's ducking everybody

Mcnuggets really heemed him huh, makes you think

at what? cuz it sure aint in the octagon

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Heem yourself becky

Will be funny when Cowboy heems Gaycheese

>no clapping

He let himself get backed up by a gassed Lando

i've got a feel Yair might be next

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I think getting KTFO in 5 seconds means you don't win anything.

The ufc probably edited the video and purposely edited out the hand claps. If they didn't then other fighters would realize it's a 200 iq strat and would adopt it, dropping the overall rate of heems in the process.

*claps*
*gets heemed*

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>Ascream resorting to copes on Twitter
The absolute state

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holy fucking based thread

If Till had clapped earlier in the fight he wouldn't have gotten heemed

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>poirier knocks out pettis
>poirier knocks out gaethje
>poirier knocks out alvarez
>poirier cant knock out holloway(a featherweight)
Why havent you started clapping in your fights /heem/? Youre garaunteed to win the story.

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that's what I do so I don't have to talk to the hairdresser

Do they not understand that BJ is flushed?

Based and Redpilled

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It's a thread full of cazzies and /pillowfencing/ nerds, of course they don't know anything about BJ

What really bugs me is how weak the striking is for pro MMA fighters.

also 70% of the oxygen on the planet comes from algae and plankton, chinks are fucking it up polluting rivers and the ocean and no one says anything
Save the plankton

gaycheese has some power and tony has poor head movement early

delet this you faggot

damn, I hate MMA now

the story is his

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Fuck right off nigger

this one is better
youtube.com/watch?v=sNgZUDxMcLU

>What's heem mean?

Here
Everyone
Embarrasses
Me

It's a way for Yea Forums lads to cope when they get embarrassed by other posters.

Also I remember the stream where they asked Robert Whittaker to say "heem" and he asked what it meant! :^)

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paulie got robbed

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sniff it faggot

Tito Ortiz looks different

'ate pillowtappin
'ate grapplin
'ate kickin
'ate huggin
'ate jewjeetsu
'ate spinnin bollocks
'ate poncin knees
'ate elbow swingin

love me /knuck/
simple as

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>Colnor is going to use angles to jab Floyd
>So you're saying Conor is going to outbox Floyd?
>No I'm saying he's gawn out awkwarld him b
>Well if he's out jabbing him he's outboxing him...
>Nah - Different jab

>muay thai fighter throws jab
quality boxing

>doesnt include his wife
2/10 footage

I will be sucking myself off too.

I don't understand why she even fights

How else is she gonna support her cokehead bf

that's not true and it's not why they separated

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Wait they aren’t together anymore

I'd HEME everybody in this thread

i got you big boy
>tfw literally all i want is a braphog breeding sow like this
gimme

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Yeah, but my whiskey would outsell your whiskey.

They are together now but they did separate a few years ago then get back together. People speculate it's because of a drug addiction.

The things I would do to those knockers!

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So based it might just have ended our """"""sport"""""", and it would've been well worth it.

Khabib has ducked Tony 3 times. That is 3 times.

He'd be wrong if he meant it, ya seething mark.

>mandatory evacuations
Sounds hot.

Yep! I know my fren!

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>#China and #AbuDhabi here I come
how do we as non paying customers end women's mma?

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>too fat to fight in America
UNIT

start with easy goals, attack the soft divisions, WFW and WBW (aside from the top 5)

WflW and WSW are acceptable due to their current fighter pools, but without improvement they will get kinda sad and boring like HW is due to how next level FW-MW is getting

except he got wrestlefucked by hendricks. what is he talking about.

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Probably only saw the Askren fight

DICEY DICEY

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I told you stupid reddit cuckolds before the fight
Colby does not get tired
I was served stupid meme clips of him and RDA (who also does not get tired) both looking like shit after 23 minutes of non-stop action
Kill yourselves you don't understand this sport b

I'm a casual! Been here on Yea Forums since the summer.

I've only watched the UFC for 5 seconds. The 5 seconds KO of Ben Askren and I haven't watched anything after. I think the UFC is too brutal for me and my teacher sent me to counseling because I was having PTSD.

What other Yea Forumsort should I tune into instead?

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>NT BE A PUSS
Mean desu.