Wtf is the point of being a UFC pro when some random street fatass knocks you out with a trucking slap?

He’s obviously wasted.

>hands down
>chin in the air
>"hit me hit me"
>drunk

Anyone can get knocked out being an idiot like this

BJ was always a bum

youtube.com/watch?v=7OrDufcwoqg

why are these literal whos

BJ should just fight CM punk already and retire with the money.

CM Punk could use a win

manlets cant fight. even in mma where everyones trained they have divisions to keep the manlets away from the regular humans

Alcoholism and CTE

Im gonna need to see your heem liscence sir

It's genuinely embarrassing for Dana White and the UFC that they let BJ fight under the company banner still

BJ Penn is shot to shit as an mma fighter and wasted

my gf

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ok.

ok

That was an accident

I meant to post it in a thread on Yea Forums and got the tabs mixed up

isn't he genuinely insane now

youtube.com/watch?v=lmAKB5G81Lw

Kek, what a bitch

>Unironically believes she looks even half decent

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she is genuinely 3/10
hideous facial esthetics

>Put your hands down
>Tell a bigger guy to hit you
>Get flushed
Based and deserved.

It's not my gf

This is my gf

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kek @hiding those chinky cankles

Kazakhstani*
Also someone post the image of all those women seething over the attention she was receiving

UFC "fighters" are a meme

Kind of embarrassing for Jon Fitch. If only we knew at the time the fight was flushed vs flushed

honestly professional "fighters" are just the mush-brained chumps that have no job and nothing to do but spend all their time "practicing" in the gym to fight other monkeys

COME ON GUYS

He obviously was trying to calm the other man down, he was naive here, nothing related with a lack of fighting skills. He didn't fight!

Yeah but he was aware that he is confronting an agro and still got knocked out by a fuckign SLAP lmao

Penn could've hit him several times before he got it
You do know they can't hit civilians, look at the video

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IMAGINE...

a mass of vagina, separately the hottest one is 5/10 on Ukriane

Big slap by a big guy at the right place, if you're not waiting for it, then there's no way you still standing.

The fact that he's stupid not to be prepared to get slapped by an angry drunk guy is another debate.

>one guy sucker punches an old man who doesn't even flinch
>the other guy gets KO'ed by a fatty
Time to move MMA to

Mmanlets do all that shit to cope

heh, you clever little shit

Tbf to BJ he wasn't trying to do anything, but he should have after he stopped the guy taking him down and he came back for more

this. shitfaced fighting is dicey no matter what your skill level is.

#dogpoundsquad

because most UFC fighters only know submissions most of them suck at boxing

But boxing is stupid, he shouldn't have bothered with that shit, he should've just taken that fatass down.

Martial arts dont work in real life the way they do in the movies. Jean Claude Van Damme got beat up by some Joe Schmo too

Brazilian Ju-jitsu is the closest thing there is to a superpower though, if applied correctly.

You spelled "A gun" wrong

Bj is a ufc pro as much as c3p0 is a jedi. He's literally walking cte and is on the verge of benoiting his entire family.

Is she a muslim?

It's funny because BJ Penn is a celebrity in Big Island. His faggot face is on every bar and Big Island is full of fucking tweakers looking for a fight

Meh. First off BJ is a manlet. Second it’s well documented that he is an out of control drunk with CTE and a drug problem, he’s clearly not sober here. He was inviting the guy to hit him with his hands down so not surprised he got rocked. Later footage shows BJ on top of him rocking him with ground and pound.

> Joe Schmoe
> chuck Zito

Pick one. Zito has unquestionably been in more fights than van damme ever has and if you understand the situation it was hardly like he asked van Damme to step outside for a square go. If you actually care, there is a excerpt from Zito's book about the van damme conflict here:

quora.com/What-happened-in-the-fight-between-Jean-Claude-Van-Damme-and-Chuck-Zito

BJ won the story

That's not on mate, cunts fucked, no honour in that, his head hit the concrete too.
The comment section just reaffirms my believe that this entire "sport" is for sickos.

So really you should just be bigger and stronger

FFLLUUUSSSHHHH

For me, it's 2nd from the left.

Dear user. I hope zhe has a femenin benis

would you be able to beat DC "turbofatmanlet" Cormier?

Is wear a Jon Jones mask destroying his weak psyche allowing me to win the fight easily

for sure my man, beast of a statement.

So any fatass street agro can beta a GSP?

He is a skinny manlet though. He only stands a chance against other skinny manlets and kids. It's not fair to compare him to normal, grown-up men.

>skinny manlet
The guy who slapped BJ is a skinny manlet? He is a shapeless lardass. His hands are pretty fat too.

>The guy who slapped BJ is a skinny manlet?
No, BJ is.

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