My office is so full of protein farts right now and I just called my secretary up here

my office is so full of protein farts right now and I just called my secretary up here

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meant to post on /fit/ whoops

lose weight

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post body favela monkey guarantee i mog the fuck out of you, dirty rat

Why do you still buy milk based protein if you're lactose intolerant

He never mentioned milk you French cunt

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Please, lose fat, not gonna ask again

nobody farting from egg protein you dyel

If something makes you fart or burp, you shouldn’t consume it

lose weight.

So beans are bad?

>not farting into the seat cushion of a rollable chair and wheeling it into your intended target’s workspace
Amateur

Retard

Actually when I got a complete protein blend instead of my usual whey because it was on offer the egg protein in it gave me the smelliest farts and shits I've ever had

Very bad
How fat are you?

Some skinnyfat dyel kiddo shouting about protein farts? How about you hit the gym first senpai?

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>my office
>my secretary
get back to work Pedro, andale andale

what is this picture

Lmao typical dyel faggot.

Even water?

Only water you should drink is spring water, filtered/pure water has no minerals so your body uses its own mineral reserves to absorb it, the minerals in ‘mineral’ water are artificial man made minerals and haven’t been proven to be used the same by your body as the naturally occurring minerals in spring water.

based

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Even if it makes me burp?

Based, /fit/ is unironically the best board to go to test your sexuality