DAY 2 (dos, deuce, dva)
UEFA Champions League Qualifying - Last Round (2nd leg)
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uno dos tres aley aley aley
Go APOEL!
For me it's APOEL, LASK and Slavia
Ajax
I love LASK, fuck Bruges !!
For me it’s APOEL, Slavia and Linz.
fuck Ajax
for me it's Fenerbahce
when do we play?
Why do you support Apoel? Is it because Reddit supports Ajax?
Βασισμένος
Apoel are unironically based and redpilled.
I talk with a Turkish girl, what do I have to say except slurping Erdogan ?
>Brugge fan singing "YNWA"
Kill them lads pls
Free bitterballen for all lads (except for those who hate based Ajax)
I always support right-wing teams.
Cyprus is GREECE
I bet on Brugge. Why are their odds quite high?Seems like a straight forward win
ehm you mean Turkish
Are we gonna make it, bros?
I just want to hear the CL anthem at our stadium again lads
Who is the Liverpool of Belgium?
Nobody rates our team, ever
AHEM
FUCK LINZ
Quick quick quick what should I watch
It would be Standard
how would i know
ajax and switch when they score, obviously
ajax is the more meme potential, the other two goals are closer
hopefullly
Based
true patricians support APOEL since their 2011-12 run
fuck brugg
Thomas Doll is the real chad
APOEL has literally 0% chance hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
How does it feel you will only play the Europa league
Brügge are only playing their fastest Ngubus
Alright, I'm pausing my smut reading for this. C'mon CFR!!!
t. falseflagging feyenoorder
AJAX
AJAX
AJAX
that's the tactic of every Belgian clubs
Fuck off fag kakkerlak/lampie
AJAX AJAX AJAX
Because APOEL is my team.
Ajax looks completely void of imagination upfront and very vulnerable at the back.
I kinda want them to make the groups because they will get exposed hard.
this isn't fair :(
How is Ajax playing?
italy germany and france should get a team less
They just have a lot of injuries atm
yes, Vatican should be able to send a team
UK should only be allowed to send City and Liverpool at this point.
They can just support the swiss desu
kom op broeders
Better than in Nicosia. But still pretty shit
like you'd expect from the Eredivisie topdog
This is your lucky pork knee
If Slavia Prague wins you will find your gf by the end of the year
Fuck thots, I only need soccer.
yeah not like tottenham made the final last year or anything
Kek APOEL is so weak its laughable.
We dont need a weak team in the UCL
What exactly is the difference between Cyprus and Greece?
Which one serves better Gyros?
Based
gf (male) or gf (female)?
>"weak"
>can't score against them
Russians should give one of their places to France
How does that country north of Poland is so small and can get 2 teams in champions league?
>brugge ngubus painting their hair blonde
Why do ngubus do this?
B R U G G E
>Apoel fags being little bitches
>arena roof closed
lmao why
>gf (male) or gf (female)?
Don't need to, we just win on penalty kicks
Cyprus has Turkish separatists and AFAIK Greece doesn't.
APOEL coach looks like such a mong.
Are Czech gf good ?
Are they really easy girl like in "pick up porn" ?
inb4 ajax cucked by the greek
ps pay debts
fuck var
then why can't you beat them
Because it's going to rain and shit.
having retarded hair is a black male thing
I think the absolute best thing about being white is the hair we have. Not joking.
>30 minutes in
>no goals
lol champions league my ass
var
what is it good for
absolutely nothing
Just try it irl user, wave them shiney euros and start off with wanting to see them flash tits.
everyone knows europa league is the true high IQ competition
Don't need to, we just win on penalty kicks
APOEL is playing too defensively, they barely made an attempt to get on the offensive
or that I work for a model company and I need a sneaky place to take some pics of her
>is real life like porn
Nothing against Ajax but my club needs them to fuck off to be pot 2
It looks like shit as well on ngubus. So freaking unnatural
If you are a 10/10 chad yes
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIING
I've never had experience in real life, so idk
That'd be lovely
>0-0
>0-0
>0-0
>tfw porco fucked up so my club is already pot 2 regardless of the ajax result
>posting anime
you never will either
APOEL lifelong here, fuck ajax
>needing to get on penalties to win against a smaller team
lol Ajax
rude and cringepilled
>porco
heh
nothing personal, i just hate all the "muh former glory" teams
you won't be laughing once based porto wins the europa and you get knocked out in the group stages
Well last season isn't that long ago
>parking the bus against better teams
Why even play football?
because they'll earn more money in their career than we, wageslaves, will ever do
JAAX
JAXA
JXAA
XJAA
based
APOEL
P
O
E
L
>Weaker teams should drop their pants and invite stronger ones to score
Maybe you like basketball more
damn so close tadic
CRINGE
ONE STEP BEYOND
Hello where are the goals :DDDDDDD
YA LLEGAMOS PUTOS
shit
Based Alvarez!
CYPRUS PUTOS
Shut up turk.
Gyros is inferior to bitterbal
nooo apoel :((((((
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SEETHING
Get fucked
Yup, that's going in my GEBASEERD compilation.
seethe harder
They're both pretty good
t. bitterballenposter
>turkoids
rude and cringe
>tfw qualified
fuck Veltman
Alvarez red in the second half screencap this
Good thing jajax scored, now APOEL can score a top-corner banger on the 90th minute and go through.
This isn't over yet, we can still score againat them!
EVERYONE SHARE YOUR ENERGY WITH APOEL
3-0 incoming
love you baby
but you getting knocked out would be good for our coefficient
sorry, I'm an #ajaxmissile today
Should i be more happy drawing Ajax or Dinamo in groups
Based greekbro.
D*namo
Bwhahahahahaha these Cypriot losers here are coping to the max
We will destroy you so hard in the second half
Half-time
Post loli
JODEN
>1 goal throughout 3 goals
what a shit competition
D E S T
E
S
T
Brugge scored but it got varred
Bitterballen > sex
this post triggered me unlike the dutch posts ITT
We're going to crash this missile with no survivors
I really don’t understand why Ziyech hasn’t moved, all due respect to Ajax.
Surely your PSG’s, your Inter’s, your Bayern’s would want him? I think he’s quality.
>1 goal throughout 3 goals
Ok.
Post slag
He only wants to go to clubs he sees as clear upgrades. Also, he's not that good. Watch our league games (better you don't though)
Got banned from posting files because jannies didnt like hot brazilian teens
>APOEL supporter against Ajax supporters
were they a bit on the young side user?
just jerk off to girls on periscope
Ate Jewax, ate Brugge, ate Cluj, ate Rosenborg, love Apoel, love Slavia, love LASK, love Dinamo. Simple as.
Nah
Regular 18-19 instagram thots in bikinies
Jannies only tolerate Lana (at times)
>
ugly as fuck
>Ajax supporters
What type of men do you like?
Ajax!
half time post not very popular but cute IG slags
for me, its @daphnekooy
Sad!
this one
Hope she doesn't leave a brown dessert in my order haha
Twitch fags out.
RIP aniki
Soviet niggers stole Königsberg and surroundings from Germany
I’ve watched Ajax quite a lot in the past year and he always impresses me. His stats are incredible as well.
Yes i do follow both anime and sports, how did you know?
Ugly feet
>APOEL LOSING BIGLY
shouldnt have chimped out and started wwII then
would still want her to use my face as a carpet desu
They're okay. Arches could be better though
Why is Felix Brych so fucking shit?
>wh*te """women"""
when she takes a crap, she shits candy, rainbows and unicorns
brugge is full of ngubus
Your country is full of turks.
But I do
Fuck Ajax
Joden aan het gas
Feyenoord de club van het volk
Based and true
rotterdam, kankerstad, in de oorlog lag je plat
based
why don't APOEL just try to score a goal?
post periscope girls
waiting till the 90th minute for dramatic effect
They fear the Dutch Warrior
True how can they even compete??
>Mignolel
DAILY REMINDER: Away goals rule is stupid
>APEoel
KE GOLAZO
KE GOLAZO
>apoel activating the butcher protocol
You know that its staged right?
How to get a black gf?
>kankerstad
Amsterdam is de kankerhoofdstad
BOOMERLAAR
HUNTER
HUNTER
HUNTER
HUNTER
HUNTER
HUNTER
HUNTER
BASED BOOMER HUNTELAAR
LMAO BYE BYE
just be yourself
>mingolet
DE MAN DIE NIET STOPPEN KAN
Based boomer KJH
Based boomerlaar
Based jews
stupid female N'gubu can barely push the elevator button
>mignolel
Should be a reserve keeper at brugge as well
youtube.com
dumb zoomer
APOEL ded
>VAR taking forever again
>VAR blocks path
Oh no no no
VAR?
FUCK VAR
VARED
OH NO NO NO
APOEL WILL NOT DRAW
>b-but he was a millimeter offside
fuck VAR honestly
OH NO NO NO NO
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KANKER VAR
>schalke
what the fuck
OH NO NO BROS
>tune in to the 2nd half 'cause things might get interesting
>it's over like 5 minutes in
el var sinso, siñores y siñoras
disgusting brugge niggers constantly diving, I remember when they did so against PAO and AEK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OH NONONONONO
BASED VAR helping APOEL
It would not be fair otherwise
EL VAR SINSON
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
I don't think it's an good idea
oof
That VAR call was very confusing to me, anyone got a webm?
Pic of the var right now
wtf lmao my stream died did it get VARed
Was offside unfortunately. Barely though
WELP, that's probably the worst call I've seen in years.
kek rare
How is that offside what the hell
Yeah, took forever though
Huntelaar was offside with like one foot
>Having pics like that saved on your pc
Lad..
Maybe I'm a brainlet but huntelaar didnt actively take part when he was offside? Only after the cross he gets back in the the picture, wasnt obstructing or doing anything to actively take part when he was offside.
It was Veltman
post legal kuruminhas
Was it because Veltman was holding off the defender? Because it wasn't him who was heading the ball, right?
Why u no HRT 2
one guy (he didn't receive the ball) was offside and he actively enganged in the situation by bringing down another player
The player with his foot offside was not involved with the play, though.
wtf it's on HRT 2???
One of the more retarded VAR'd goals ever
That guy barely fucking participated in the action
VARball baka
Heb je iets tegen homos dan he kanker racist!!!!
RED CARD
>HRT
Lmao they got two entire television channels dedicated to HRT?
That's fucking gay lmao
How is this on HRT 2 but Rosenborg - Dinamo wasn't?
Hmm you could make the argument that he took part because he brought down the player I agree.
I was kinda confused because he stood still and didnt actively partake with the rest of the attack.
Why does UEFA hate Ajax lads?
Ref can always claim he thought the player was taking part. Can argue those calls unfortunately.
Yeah I can't believe it either
when is the next round draw?
Yes I never heard about that rule before I only repeat what the referee and the german commentator said
santi cazoooooorlaaa
Score already you faggot farmers
Tomorrow group stage draw and Friday for Europa League (best league)
Uefa is anti Semitic
So VAR doesn’t actually do shit except calls take forever now. God bless
ugly trap
yikes
kys
failure in parenting
Ajax is going to choke last minute var penalty from veltman mistake
I have no idea it's fucking retarded honestly.
We have 3 actually
Why is that gay, am I missing something?
>You are not an APOEL supporter r-right user? Y-you are an Ajax chad, right?
sneaky feet
>Mfw when it ends 1-1
BASED
V A N A K E N
A
N
A
K
E
N
this is what the average olympiakos supporter looks like
Eu não estou no meu computador
APOEL looks clueless
You don't support Bruges user ?
haehaehaehae
>footfags
People often ask me what it means to be a Dutchman. I tell 'em it's triumph. Just triumph. Triumph when we beat our enemies. Triumph when our flag flutters in the wind. Triumph when we dispose one dictator after another. Triumph when we break into the homes of terrorist kingpins on the other side of Earth and shoot them in the face. Triumph when we use flying robots to bomb other terrorists in Afghanistan. Triumph when we stay dry while living under the sea. Triumph when we were the main reason the Nazis were defeated in WWII. Triumph when we freed Europe. Triumph. Triumph. Triumph. But it's not just the big things, see? It's the way I can set up lawn chairs at my friend's house somewhere in the Randstad and share a toast to freedom while watching Cypriots charge into gunfire to enter my country. It's the way an Italian cabbie sits up straight and floors the gas when he hears my accent. It's seeing the wide eyes and bead of sweat running down the forehead of a German customs agent when he opens my passport. It's the way a French waiter hangs his head when I refuse the wine and ask for a Coke instead, in Dutch knowing full well he understands me (and that they have it). The way an Aussie blushes and leans into the urinal next to me in the bathroom, or the scowl that meets my smirk when I tip an English waiter in Euros. The way small mobs of Belgium school children follow me from a distance to see what a free man looks like, or how heads timidly rise and women gather when my accent stops the music in the clubs of New York. Triumph. Every bit of it, triumph. That's what it means to be a Dutchman.
What's Axele up to these days
I wonder how long it's gonna be until the first red
they're polish?
ma'am
One mistake from Ajax is enough though, and I wouldn't be surprised if that were to happen
Some hunting pictures '''leaked''' which ruined her modeling opportunities, faded into irrelevancy afterwards
Triumph when we sink.
Well she's a pretty girl from a rich family. So got an easy degree, dad give her high paying job anyway and she parties everywhere to discover the world I guess
>bruges in charge of holding a lead for more than a couple of minutes
WAAR KOMEN JODEN TOCH VANDAAN???
Absolutely fucking blessed
Give me source
FUCK SLAVIA
based LASK
nice trips
>Felix Brych
He has to ruin every game doesn’t he? How is this more a penalty than that blatant handball in the first half? Fucking clown.
Butchers and divers: the club
Yea Forums ded?
NO ERA
this pic got leaked. Even though it's a "huntable" animal from an African country where they are too much and the gouvernement allow people to hunt them
ISRAEL HIER VER VANDAAN
>turkroaches playing murderball
The absolute state of Cypriot football holy shit
shittiest ref in activity
Check'em
>ready to hunt americans today
BASED
>Paraphrasing Shankly
Yeah I'm thinking based
Who are United playing, lads?
If i was american i'd like her to hunt me if you catch my implied meaning
>ready to hunt americans today
based
Calm down Apoel 6 yellow cards goddamn
>vanilla plebians
APOEL are playing like such shit they should at least murder an Ajax player to make things interesting
Penalty mandraque
Hier is het geluid van een gaskamer
hssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Unironically know a girl like this. Went to Jamaica and got crazy about that dancehall shit lmao
where do these things happen anyway
WONEN DAAR OOK SUPERJODEN?
>lask
Holy shit the memes if this fucking shitty team eliminates Ajax
what handball are you talking about? I missed it
BAH GAWD HE'S GOT HER IN THE WALLS OF JERICHO! SHE'S GONNA TAP
>G*rman refs
Oy vey Ajax
Is she kill?
Jamaica
CAM ON LASK
SCORE SOME FAKKING TORS
top kek
Jamaica and Carrabean islands. Where white american trashwomen go to fuck black men prostitues
>trap faggot
AJAX INVADER PICTURE NOW
BOG JE SRBIN
TADIC
kek
OH NO NO NO NO NO NON O
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Fucking finally
Its over
Based fucking tadic!
tadic GOAT
NIJE MALA NIJE MALA TRI PUT RATOOOVAAALAAAAAA
KOSOVO JE SRBIJAAAAAA
project moar closet homo
Definitely saw a bit of offside there somewhere, disallowed
Watch these fake Turks chimpout like the cockroaches they are and get a red card
She died?
is a trap. Cope faggot.
Ga is ergens anders naartoe me uwen roemel
You just know she'll end up beheaded by an African
wtf im kosovo je srbija now
>ajax up
>new camfu
>heatwave over
Things are looking pretty good lads
based
Give LASK your energy guys
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/
>
Glad Tadic stayed with Ajax.
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
Say goodbye to your 40 million euros Cypriot beggars hahahahaahah
Is your country bankrupt now, or is it already bankrupt AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHH
Thats a bit rude user
fucking heatwave. 32 degrees yesterday inside my appartment.
roemel ?
>asylum demon.webm
Based and actually true
>ready to hunt americans today
rent free :^)
kinda harsh man
It's just too fucking easy
Yeah, it sucks. Still it feels like a breeze compared to the one a few weeks ago.
DENNIS
gebaseerd
Belginiggers win again
Me too :)
>tattoo
hope you get destroyed in the group stages
>tattoo
EZ EZ EZ
FUCK GREECE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>2 (two) teams in the champions league
cope
he means fuck off with your N'gubu loving cringe posts
Stayed in Friesland during that one in a shut down house. That was great.
This one feels worse for me. Glad it's over. Give me winter.
We still got Europa tho
At least Austria isn't getting those sweet coefficient points now. NL back in top 11 and never leaving again
doesn't matter, got the money
>team with 6/11 niggers
cringe
I understood the sentence but not the word roemel and I don't find the traduction on internet
based
dialect for rommel
>less points combined than ajax will get alone
Kek
apol didnt offer llorente a 7 figure 10 day contract. small brained move.
Fall is the patrician season
>national team with 11/11 sand niggers
roemel = rommel = garbage
now go away faggot
this is a white person
Very Aryan looking people
90 MINUTEN LANG
>that is white
>being /pol/ means youre white
blind with 0 iq
VOOR ONZE CLUB UIT AMSTERDAM
ZWIJG
he's not /pol/ though, he just didn't know what the gesture meant
I hope after Cristiano and Messi the next GOAT we will see is an extremely controversial figure. Whether an actual nazi or anti semite or full on SJW I dont care. As long as most people hate his guts and he keeps blowing the fuck outta everyone on the pitch
fug
>C
>F
>R
Sterling fits the bill
he's an sjw?
Based Edwin and Marc
I would like the next GOAT the be an absolute creatura
Gewoon Gebaseerd
>1/1 flag with a cuckstamp
yeap
he's also english so highly advertised
I can see him winning the golden boot this year
poch gets fired and kane goes to the media saying he had low iq and no tactics because he wasnt white confirmed
what did i mean by that?
ez
Get fucked Turk
he's black, kinda controversial
I thought about placing that as well but I had a feeling that Brugge would draw
Nederland revoke recognition of Kosovo now
lmao that's a good one hahah
that doesnt even make cents retardtittis
pogba would be a better one
gebaseerd!
>the joos win
sad
Time to simulate some draws lads. Actual draw is tomorrow
why is madrid in pot 2 and zenit in pot 1
because Real Madrid ended 3rd last season
Champion of countries ranked 1-6 get in pot 1 plus the winner of CL and EL. After that it goes by club coefficient.
i only bet 6 bucks to make it fun. it was fun.
What site can you bet on in Turkey? I wanted to bet in Turkey couple weeks ago, but couldn't really find a good place
noice
>Zenit
>Napoli
>Salzburg
literally the worst draw, nowhere new to travel
legal betting got an overhaul literally today. it started live betting and stuff but it has lower odds and minimum match number most of the time (like at least 3 matches in a coupon)
you can't bet as a foreigner on them though, it asks for turkish id number when you sign up.
gamblers use illegal betting sites like tempobet. i heard that they are all scammers more or less though. if you won a lot, they'd probably close your account or something.
you'd better use your local belgian sites lol
yeah, i tought so, but went to a betting office in the end, but just like you said you had to do 4 matches. So obviously i was screwed anywho. Thanks though
>bayern
>real
>atalanta
can totally see this happening
final
>no scandinavian team
booo
well now that its done time to do draws
draw.inker.one
nooo rosenborg
bayern gonna get btfo again
>It's another slavs/amerimutts thinking they're white episode
EVERY TIME
WHEN IS TH DRAW?