MOMMY

she's done with Messi. she's just riding it out now while she gets plowed on the side.

awful, just awful

you're welcome bro

You don't go to Ushuaia looking like that if the marriage is strong.

do you think suarez and ney ney fucked her?

Hnnnnnng

Post the kraut version of her

Do you think she's into bbc

Occasionally I get depressed when I hear about my friends and coworkers talk about their lives dating insane cluster b types cause fewer of my dates end in secks despite me being prettier, more intelligent and better qualified than them.

But my most recent dates have been with women who worked at the UN, had power at an art non-profit, was a film executive before switching to Wal Mart, and these came after the collapse of my relationship to a doctor.

At the sane time hearing about having sex on mushrooms with a girl with a shaved head who works at a pet store sounds kinda fun

Would you rather be shit for the NT or a star on a second division club? Would you rather fuck Anotella every night knowing she will talk to 35 wealthy or powerful men a day on average and consider it vital networking

Suarez for sure

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>give female companion everything she ever fucking wanted and more (messi even happens to have a huge cock because of the HGH treatments)
>she still happens to want something more on the side
We're not gonna make are we bros?

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wtf are you blabbering about. this isn't your blog

based larping schizoid

Sure just don't be a smelly autist, and also you must make 7 figures, be less than 10% body fat, handsome chesiled up and have a great sense of humour, not too much to ask

She got her tits done

>mother of 3 kids
>still whores herself out like an 18 year old

based

Can you even satisfy a grill like that if you don't have an 8" x 6" dick BREHS...

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Sure just don't be a smelly autist, and also you must make 7 figures, be less than 10% body fat, handsome chesiled up and have a great sense of humour, not too much to ask

>being intimidated by good looking women

have sex.

We're not gonna make it, brah. Wanna hook up? No homo.

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They're probably swingers.

>that whole outfit

Yeah I'm thinking she's cheating on the autistic cuckold

Possibly Fabregas too

Yes you can because she's a womanlet

she's cute! CUTE!

is she hot?

She's alright but Georgina is better

Georgina is made of plastic.

Nerman only has eyes for one girl

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>that nipple placement
something's not right here lads

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I'd like to do her tits ;)

fugg

why would you ever want a vapid ass ibiza girl who actually thinks david guetta is good music jesus christ

she got implants unfortunately

what popped?

>implants
Imagine you're Leo Messi, the hailed best player in the world, going out onto the football pitch every week putting your life into it to earn your substantial paycheck which your wife begs you to use making her tits look better for instagram posts and Ibiza parties where other men will be ogling them.

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why did her face bimbo up so much, she was qt like 5 years ago

Yeah, sure.

Tryin to lure potential suitors once she bumps messi

so messi is a cuck?

Imagen the smell