/nfl/ - BBQ Brisket edition

Things are looking up for my crew of misfit dark horse wrs lads. My fantasy strat? #pprnowo draft no wideouts til the mid draft and then reach for every sleeper on the board. Parker and Pettis are about to be the only viable guys at their positions.

Nice blog post

Gotta bump the thread somehow. Shits still slow as balls.

Jets!

Attached: __kochiya_sanae_touhou_drawn_by_kushidama_minaka__sample-6f8000b35c66abbef793887d9d16560f.jpg (850x898, 129K)

suck

ice cream popsicle

The colts have a chance to turn this retirement into a blessing in disguise. Brissett isn’t the future but chad Kelly absolutely is. If Brissett is 0-2 once Kelly’s suspension is up and they don’t let him play, they’ll have made a huge mistake.

Anime is gay

This website is for anime fans. Get out you retarded normie.

>le swag Kelly!

Attached: um6ijro.jpg (3192x2124, 678K)

for me, it's the Philadelphia Football Eagles and Carson James Wentz.

Attached: carsonwentz.jpg (960x645, 133K)

Dilate

Attached: 1559167254320.jpg (1024x867, 85K)

*retires in two years because of injuries*

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Attached: wentzmad.jpg (1284x1040, 76K)

vikes desu

Attached: 1534036463430.jpg (338x378, 24K)

You're one of the good ones roach.

Swag Kelly is anti-reddit. He’s toxic masculinity incarnate and reddit söyboys seethe and write articles that him being on a team while Kaep isn’t is white privilege and not woke like Donald Glover

You mean ol' "Walk it to 'em" Wentz?

Attached: Shannon-Sharpe.png (595x303, 199K)

Identity politics is Reddit trash. All that matters is if the guy can play football and Kelly is really bad.

Why is there always one American flag that blows turk cuck with some short comment about how awesome he is?

I wouldn't know. I'm just giving a nod to another birds fan. Sorry if I bothered you somehow.

You did. Never compliment turkcuck again. Cuckolds are not people to be praised.

Ignore the haters. Wentz is throwing 40TDs at least this year.

Shannon consistently praises and defends Wentz in the face of Skip's autism.

Is Roach a cuck? I thought that was Old Bay.

I know and I love how desperately Skeeup clings to Dak winning two games at Wentz with a fractured spine

Never forget that of Dak's 3 wins against Wentz. two of them were OT games where Wentz never got the ball

You guys want to see a weird dog?

It's both of them.

Nothing wrong with liking the Eagles, they're hot shit right now. But I will not allow praising of cuckolds in my house, the holiest of generals.

If Wentz was so great, they shouldn't have gone to OT

I already got pics of your mom.

I already got pics of your dad.

They went to OT because Wentz is great. The rest of the Cowboys roster was far superior in those games. The one time Wentz and Dak faced with even rosters, it was a 28 point blowout

Imagine not fucking filtering turkey

>being this mad
The eagles are constantly praised for having the most talent rich rosters in the league. Fuck off with your gay excuses, fag.

So I guess you don't want to see it?

>All that matters is if the guy can play football and Kelly is really bad.
This statement will age terribly by 2021.

Do I!?!

I don't need excuses. I have a ring this century. I'm hoping those wins propel Dak to a $35 million contract he doesn't deserve and cripples the franchise. What's sad is how easy it is to destroy the pro-Dak crowd and the Cowboys will still fall for it

When will the NFL address this problem? They need better rules to protect the quarterback better than they are currently doing.

Attached: ss.jpg (1232x260, 48K)

That was kid of a weird excuse, but would anyone really rather have Dak than a healthy Wentz? If he wasn't injury prone it would be a no brainer.

Check it out.

Attached: 1566909581227.webm (362x640, 1.15M)

>ywn have a walking dog

I would take Dak over a healthy Wentz if Dak would accept getting paid what he's worth. Elite QBs are too expensive, I'll take a game manager with an elite OL and defense.

>brutal NFL
that's a funny way to say Colts' management

Wentz's deal is an absolute bargain for what he provides when healthy

It was a good deal so long as he stays healthy.

Thing is, Cowherd did have a good point about this:

youtube.com/watch?v=sVJCNZMp5Pc

Starts at 5:30 goes to 8:00. Makes a very compelling case why increased QB protection/rules really is a good thing, and I agree with him.

But if he gets hurt, the team is fucked regardless of what they're paying him so it was smart to buy low on him

I thought it was an excited black kid briefly.

I heard the same thing when Andrew Luck got his deal.
Uh oh...

Why are vicucks so fucking cringe?
>skoal!!!
>I’m a real viking
>no rings
>1 playoff win in over a decade
>4 super bowl losses

Swag Kelly sucks so much ass the Colts are bringing in the Lobster

Attached: Screenshot_20190828-114221_Bleacher Report.jpg (872x495, 96K)

checked. Imagine having fewer Lombardis than the Bucs

>Comparing kidney lacerations and fucked throwing shoulder that kept him out for a year and a half with an already healed acl and back injury

Wentz also has the mental and spiritual support of his lord and savior Jesus Christ. You could tell that Luck never had the mental makeup to overcome real adversity

Yeah, I know. Hopefully history won't repeat itself. The eagles protect him better than the colts ever did but he likes to hold the ball too long and scramble around to create plays.

Luck went to the playoffs 3 times in his first 3 years including an AFCC. With absolute shit for a team and HC. Wentz has never played in the post season.

how do i poop

Hey UT!

>Wentz has never played in the post season.
He got to the playoffs. In the games he started in 2017, the Eagles had already clinched the division. He just never got to play in them because of the torn ACL. Plus he plays in a much tougher division. Luck's team is the only team in the AFC South with an Owl. At the time Wentz was drafted, every team but the Eagles had at least 3 Owls.

Luck didn't have what it takes to endure the long term grind of this league. He told you as much himself. Wentz carries himself in a way that shows he's much more cut out for the tough times in this league

>Clowney stalling on being traded to the Dolphins because he wants to play for Philly or Seattle instead

When is the NFL going to step in and stop players from turning trade negotiations into free agency? It encourages ring-chasing and forming superteams like in the NBA. If Clowney goes to the Eagles he's trying to get a free ride to a Super Bowl and I don't respect that.

I just realized that Carson Wentz tortures potatos and laughs maniacally in his free time. He'll dress them up in sexy clothing like bikinis and then smash his dick onto the soft baked potatos until they burst everywhere. It's his way of declaring irish ginger dominance and giving his penis the ability to withstand third degree burns.

It makes sense when you think about it. The injuries he keeps getting are related to destroying potatoes in bikinis with his penis, and the team is hiding it with other injury claims. That's the reason the injuries are regular and habitual. It's an obsession and a fetish, not random freak occurrence injuries.

>When is the NFL going to step in and stop players from turning trade negotiations into free agency?
This is happening because the Texans are trying to franchise tag him and he's not accepting it. He should be a free agent

Also Clowney's not going to the Eagles unless the Texans are desperate to get rid of him. The Eagles should not do the deal for anything other than a few draft picks.

They cant stop it

That's a person, she has a backpack and pants! C'mon user

Utilize your mighty bowels. Now that I’ve taught you everything I know promise you will use this information only for the forces of good

Obsessive lol

CBA is already rigged beyond belief in the owners favor, quit bitching. If the man would rather sit out than play for the phins or toxins that's his prerogative. His body his choice motherfucker.

The NBA has stepped in and vetoed trades in the past on the basis that it makes a team "too good". What's stopping the NFL from exercising that kind of authority?

>Luck didn't have what it takes to endure the long term grind of this league. He told you as much himself.
Agree
>Wentz carries himself in a way that shows he's much more cut out for the tough times in this league
How has he shown this at all? He hasn’t necessarily shown the opposite but he hasn’t shown major fortitude yet either

Guarantee Turkey makes better posts than you

The NBA did that because they technically owned the New Orleans Hornets at the time of the deal

Wentz can handle tough times, he's used to having his anus punished at the clubs around Philly. He's very resilient

?

It's just something you see in the way wents presents himself in interviews. Seems like a much more cheerful guy and he's already overcome much of what broke Luck.

Luck retired because he was sick of getting new injuries every time an old healed. Wentz had the same thing with his back fracture occurring right after his knee and in response he rededicated himself to his health and overhauled his entire self-care routine. Just a glance at him shows you he's a lot thinner than he used to be, trying to make himself more pliable

Packers really need LB help...

>Seems like a much more cheerful guy and he's already overcome much of what broke Luck.
So did Luck at Wentz’s age.
I’m not saying Wentz is guaranteed to get burnt out but let’s pump the brakes until he’s been in the league 6 or 7 years of getting beat up

>Seems like a much more cheerful guy
Luck was unanimously considered the most cheerful, upbeat, friendly, and optimistic NFL player. It wasn't even close.

Wentz will be just as prone to injury fatigue and he is the most likely to retire early along with Cam.

Luck always came off as an autist.

Sure, but you can be autistic and upbeat

>MFW these horrendous Luck and Wentz takes

Attached: Stop you really gotta stop.jpg (337x450, 55K)

>Luck was unanimously considered the most cheerful, upbeat, friendly, and optimistic NFL player. It wasn't even close.
[citation needed]
and no post mortem shit where everyone talks about how great he is once he's gone

>he doesn't think >we're gonna win the division
First round exit here we come! Where you at Titans bros!

Attached: Titans.jpg (1000x847, 124K)

Sorry, but you must now contend with the BEWD

Wentz is gonna have a long and fruitful career and many Super Bowls. He’s not gonna end up like Luck.

It feels like you never really watched Andrew Luck play or interact with anyone. You can watch any of his mic'd up videos and see why people view him that way.

He was certainly talented, but he comes off as a front-runner in hindsight.

And Tom Brady is going to play to 70 years old.

he's gonna fucking die on the field

>obsessed

Pegging isn’t gay

said the increasingly nervous man

The fucker took blame for every single thing that happened even when it was his o-line letting him down with a smile on his face. He was infamous for complementing defenders for spearing him. The dude just loved playing football until the Colts management killed his love for the game

>r*ddit humor

CBA probably

Like I said, he couldn't overcome adversity. Accepting all the blame is what a QB is supposed to do.

>until the Colts management killed his love for the game
Jeff Fisher killed Nick Foles love for the game by his own admission and look how that turned out. Luck didn't have that extra something in his heart

You come off like one of those guys who will think he's right as long as he keeps talking and gets the last word in. You are retarded, dude. Luck has a reputation for being the most upbeat and nicest guy in the league. Something that was long established before your newfag ass showed up and wanted to claim otherwise. Last (You).

almost there lads

philadelphia e/a/gles

Attached: tenshi peace.jpg (1000x1414, 214K)

>Luck has a reputation for being the most upbeat and nicest guy in the league. Something that was long established before your newfag ass showed up and wanted to claim otherwise
[citation needed]
The nicest guy in the league doesn't give his teammates 2 weeks notice on his retirement before the season. Go on the damn PUP list and think it over for a few months. Nobody's going to be mad if you take a few extra checks before making up your mind

>3 points in a super bowl

Attached: smugasshole.jpg (600x600, 35K)

So this is what you're doing with your free time now, Andrew?

I don't see Cam quitting football until he physically can no longer do it. He admitted in one of his vlogs earlier this year that he's basically nothing without the game which I thought was a window into his mentality and why he played down the stretch last year even with a limp noodle for a throwing arm.

If he had that level of commitment he would dived on that fumble in the Super Bowl

how much under the table money would he get?

His claim is that he was maneuvering behind the pile because he wanted to be in position to dive on it if it squirted away from the dogpile. That does sometimes happen, but it's up to you whether you believe that excuse or not. Most appear not to believe it but I do think it's at least a credible explanation.

The way he seems to hop away from the ball is suspect to say the least, especially with his attitude at the postgame press conference

The problem isn't the money, it's what the Eagles would need to send to Houston

That play was a third and long in the final minutes with the Panthers deep in their own territory. People make it out like the Panthers were driving down the field to win the Super Bowl. The game was basically over at that point.

It was a one score game. All it takes is a single fluke to get the lead. You have to dive on the ball there

>Rodgers
>elite

Kek

Attached: Rodgersdecline.jpg (800x692, 60K)

>The game was basically over at that point.
the game was certainly over if they lose the fumble, yes. making it even more egregious that Cam wasn't willing to go for it. if you know that not getting that ball back is essentially the dagger, I have to assume you didn't want to win that badly in the first place.

They would have had to punt on the next play and, if I remember correctly, it was close enough to the two minute warning that the Broncos were in a position where they could have bled out the clock.

And I don’t disagree with that but Wentz hasn’t done anything to prove he has that extra something either.

Could have punted. No way Peyton was driving to score. They'd punt back with more than enough time for the Panthers to drive for the go ahead TD.

>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCE

Wentz has been around a guy like Foles who's been in that place and has a similar strength to his personal faith. Luck never came off to me as a star QB. Wentz has the personality fr it, his flaw was being too stubborn which he's been trying to shake this season

espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/27426397/carson-wentz-was-burdened-pain-here-how-left-behind

This article goes into depth on the sort of stuff I'm talking about

There were more than four minutes left in the game, and the Panthers had all three timeouts. Also their defense forced a three and out even after the fumble, but it was nullified by Josh Norman committing a penalty. If Cam gets that fumble back, there's a high likelihood that the Broncos give it right back and they get another chance to score. Giving up on it guaranteed the Broncos at least a field goal, making it a two score game.

>They would have had to punt on the next play and, if I remember correctly, it was close enough to the two minute warning that the Broncos were in a position where they could have bled out the clock.
You remember incorrectly. It was 3rd and 9. If the Panthers got the ball back, it would have been 4th and 15-24 depending on where they dove on the ball with 4:04 remaining on the clock and all 3 timeouts.

Slowly transitioning to Flag Football and then 7 on 7's

>1. Pats
>2. Chiefs
>3. Ravens
>4. Titans
>5. Raiders
>6. Bills

>1. Eagles
>2. Packers
>3. Saints
>4. Rams
>5. Bears
>6. 49ers

>Cam not diving on the ball
It's weird that people continue to talk about this, because if you rewatch the play, Cam made the right decision. Where he went IS where the ball went. If he dove toward where it was, it's unlikely he gets it any more than where he positioned himself. The ball went DIRECTLY towards where he kneeled right outside the pile, and he missed it. He was in a far better position to get it there, and he still didn't get it.

>4. Titans
>5. Raiders
>2. Packers
>6. 49ers

I think the Titans and 49ers picks are reasonable. Packers and Raiders are not.

The Titans have a mediocre defense, and an extremely inconsistent offense. 49ers have no secondary and their offense relies on a QB who hasn't played a good game in two years.

>The Titans have a mediocre defense
Top 3 in the league last year desu

If we went strictly be previous years offensive and defensive rankings, playoff teams would literally never change you silly goose. The AFCS is wide open, anyone could win it. It's between the corpse of the Colts, the bum ass Jaguars hoping Foles' meme magic follows him from Philly(it won't), the mediocre but stable 9-7 Titans that regularly beat playoff teams the last several years, or the mediocre Texans. And all of them have tough as shit schedules.

The Titans are easily a top 2 favorite in that division. It's them or the Texans this year. I like the Titans.

The 49ers are not my pick, but I understand people making it.

while the Titans played above their heads last year, and only missed the playoffs because they had to start Blaine Gabbert in a must-win game, they're forever going to be held back by inconsistency at the QB position. Mariota has yet to prove that he can stay on the field for a full 16 game season. if the choice is between Ryan Tannehill with the Titans overall roster and Jacoby Brissett with the Colts roster, I think it's hard to see the former coming out on top. and that's not even accounting for the team in the division with an actual quality QB in the Texans, who granted have their own organizational and roster issues. but Watson can pull wins out of his ass if need be, something the other two lack.

it's not at all out of the question that they could finish second in the division, but you have to wonder whether that'll be enough for a wild card. it seems very likely that one of the two AFC WCs will come out of the AFCW, so they have to compete with the AFCN runner up and whatever sleeper team we don't know about yet. Vrabel has done a better job than I expected with the team, but the Titans are in the unfortunate state of QB limbo.

Oh no

Attached: Dalton Rodgers.jpg (1024x668, 77K)

>the second rate hick town pill popper's
cloppers

Attached: 1566956828779.png (334x393, 265K)

wtf Dalton is elite now

mailata and a pick or 2
anymore and it's reaching

aaron rdogers is the best qb of all time according to advanced stats such as td-int ratio

The Texans wouldn't do it for a project, but I wouldn't go better than Vaitai. I'd call for Howie's job if he shipped DIllard or Lane like some retards have proposed. I'd do it for a few draft picks though because the team is set to win now and draft picks don't help that

thanks fren
based uncle shannon
why are u so fuckin obsessed with me?

Attached: 1549536023188.png (847x985, 1.18M)

I do think the Texans might be slightly favored, but I think the Titans pull through this year. I like them as a physical team because in the past few years they've had a history of bringing heat to teams that are "better" and giving them trouble. Playoff teams regularly split records with them in recent years because I believe the Titans are, from a defensive and O-line perspective, tougher than people think. Last year they were one of the more underrated teams and pulled off more Vegas upsets than most teams.

But make no mistake, there is no two playoff teams from the AFCS this year. Division winner is the only one getting in, and the winner is almost certainly getting in at 8-8 to 10-6. The division as a whole plays too many power teams this year to produce a WC, and especially with the Colts dead it's just not going to happen.

>td-int ratio
>advanced

you know it be true

Attached: unknown.png (383x577, 92K)

redpill me on anime. i only watched FMA/FMA:B and pokemon.

Just got back from camping with the femme for 2 weeks on vacation. Just one on one time, no internet or anything. Had a dream Andrew luck is gonna come back from his injury, and win Superbowl mvp this year.

GO COLTS

>td-int ratio
>not advanced
see i can play this game too

>why are u so fuckin obsessed with me?
I'm not. I just don't like cuckolds and casual football fans, so I naturally dislike you quite strongly.

Don’t watch moeshit and you’ll have a good time.

Well, you can, but mine is actually correct. You're talking about a basic ratio statistic and calling it advanced. You are an idiot. That's like saying yards per game is an advanced statistic.

An advanced statistic would be theoretical analytics or unique formulas that attempt to isolate performance like DVOA. TD:INT ratio is a basic, traditional stat.

>touhou
>anime

the best anime: evangelion

my favrite anime: ping pong the animation

best shounen Hunter x Hunter or yu yu hakusho

best slice of life: k-on

best im too old for anime anime: cowboy bebop

best trashy anime: monogatari series

best anime movie: the ghibili ones or Ghost in the shell or akira

>memeflaggot opinions
back to divegrass

You picked the vegas favorite for every game except like 1.

Damn, I didn't even look at the odds

>Falcons ended up punting from here

Yikes

Attached: Falcons.jpg (750x435, 66K)

idk dude, i can see my chorgers dropping their first game to the luckless colts

>Steelers beating Brady in a road game
Nah. Brady went 8-0 at home last year, and he's 5-0 against the Steelers at home.

they've built their roster the right way for the offense they want to run, but it just feels to me like they're sort of in the wrong era to have that sort of offensive identity. passing is getting easier every year, and you need to be able to keep defenses honest with at least some sort of aerial attack. i am excited for AJ Brown though, he seems like a sorely needed addition.

definitely agree on the lack of an AFCS WC though, it's just not that strong of a division as things currently stand. more likely one of the Steelers/Browns makes it than the Jags or someone else taking the leap.
watch Code Geass

Mahomes is winning MVP.

There's not a QB good enough to win it over him

>B-bbut Brady
Geratric club qb can't put up the numbers to win mvp

>B-bbbuttt luck
Retired kiddddoo

>B-buu-buutttt Aaron Rodgers
Can't get MVP playing like Andy Dalton

>Bbb-buu-buuuutttt
He's gonna get injured again halfway through the season and you guys need to accept that you traded away your SB winning QB for believing in the next Sam Bradford.

>B-bb-buttt Watson
No o-line

>Buu-bb-buuuuttt Wilson
Yes he could win MVP but look at the Seahawks. The only person on the team is Wilson

>Bb-bbb-butt it's a RB year

Lolno.

If they were smart, they could have just knelt for every single play and then kicked a field goal. Bled the clock and put it out of reach. I'll never understand why coaches refuse to make those kind of plays just because they look ugly in some kind of theoretical sense. It is the game winning decision.

>The Titans have a mediocre defense
Know how I know you don’t watch football?

Comedy is the best kind of anime, Great Teacher Onizuka, Detroit Metal City and Watamote are a good start.
Sport anime usually has a non-idiotic fanbase, even if it's shounen, Slam Dunk, Eyeshield 21, Kinnikuman, One Outs are all fine.
Shounen is only good when they're actually advancing the story. If it's adaptation of a 50+ volume ongoing manga, don't even bother with.
Hentai is safe, Bible Black is kino.

Trubisky

>mutt tarkenton is gonna win mvp!!!11!11!
>regular season popularity contest
>not even mentioning the super bowl
enjoy andy reid getting dicked by mayo and belishit again lol pathetic faggot. chiefs fans are honestly sad

But the Brady bunch lost Gronk and other stuff + Steelers are on their post-AB post-Bell honeymoon

>Steelers are on their post-AB post-Bell honeymoon
they're still stuck with Roethlisberger

detroit metal city and watamote seem like weird recs for a beginner but i can vouch for great teacher onizuka

titty kisser is an eternal mvp

>Bringing out the word mutt
Pats fan mad at the geratrics club comment or eagles fan mad about the truth in Carson Bradford?

The Patriots have a better roster this year than they did last year, and Gronk was a waffling asset. He didn't show up at all in the regular season. If you recall, he started 11 games for 682 yards and 3 TDs. Absolutely average to below average as a TE for the regular season. He did show up in the playoffs, but he was a ghost during the regular season.

So the Patriots are just strictly a better regular season team this year, and they start with Edelman this time. No suspension. They will beat the Steelers. Not hadnily, but probably 24-17.

MVP ensures that you aren't winning the Owl. Enjoy

definitely do not watch the Eyeshield 21 anime, it does not do the manga justice.
why would Eagles fans care about Mahomes? we were never in a position to draft him.

Attached: 1458653411575.jpg (1625x1200, 725K)

>mad
>about the impending owl repeat
aspire for more, friend

Besides the ones mentioned
Psychic Detective
Death Note
Naruto

Attached: 1545588726909.jpg (900x517, 48K)

>all these people talking about the titans
Is this what it feels like to be relevant?

Attached: Titans pepe.jpg (844x1157, 181K)

isn't pic related a colin kaepernick quote? lmao

The only semi-relevant team in the AFCS since its formation was the colts, and that’s over now. Somebody has to take over

or he can read the manga and watch the anime, chances are most manga adaptations fall short on the source
unless they get ova budget, like those ruroken OVAs

Tenshi a shit. SHIT!

Why are the other afce teams so mediocre? They never bottom out to be a 2 win team. They are all in football purgatory. It's so weird how the best non-pats team were those early 2010s jest. Rex ryan best coach. Best non Pats QB is who? Old man Favre on the jets.

Attached: Yikes afce.jpg (1050x1374, 455K)

first post is always best post

>TB: Ogunbowale to open '19 as Bucs' pass-down RB?
holy shit the bucs are more dysfunctional than a stripper with BPD and xanax abuse problem
like that team just doesnt even know whats going on anymore does it?
at least Arians is gonna get exposed for being a fraud. but goddamn that team has no identity and is just going through the motions on the way to 2-14.

TREVOR LAWRENCE IS WORTH 3 1st ROUNDERS
I CURSE BENGALS, TITANS, BUCS, DOLPHINS, COLTS and TEXANS to all have 10 win seasons the year he enters the draft.

Not quite the time for that yet
>4:40 on the clock
>Pat's with 3 time outs
Should have just ran the ball 3 times and got the first down. Forced the Pat's to either use timeouts or give up 40 seconds between each play. Snap the ball as soon as the play clock hits 1. Or fail to get the first then kick the field goal.

Boku no Pico, my friend

>citing Barry
Embarrassing. But yes, the AFCE is all average aside from the Patriots. They rarely dip into the worst of the worst at 3-13 or 4-12, but they're perpetually 6-10 to 10-6 teams.

Have a cheeky bet on him being MVP, obviously this depends on him playing under ability because he hated McCarthy and the fact that media loves the Packers

If you liked those check out these
>parasyte: the maxim
>gurren Lagan
>death note

anime is for faggots

It's ultra conservative to kneel, but it would ahve worked. That means they either burn 2 minutes off the clock or the Patriots need to eat through all of their timeouts and score 11 points, necessitating an onside kick or the game is over, which have like a 5% chance of succeeding when the other team know it's coming. Even if they had played that lazily and kneeled instead of running it and risking negative yardage, they win that game 99% of the time.

Hmm...makes you think.

Attached: Ruhrohrodgers.jpg (936x693, 109K)

Thing is about the Bills, Jets, and Dolphins is they're often times trap games.

Coaches dont focus much of their energy on gameplans to beat them, and thus occassionally drop a game or two to the trio, thus making them seem better than the bottom'd out shells of teams that go 2-14, or 4-12 even.

>It's ultra conservative to kneel,
There’s a Kaepernick joke somewhere in here.

non american flags are faggots. proxyfaggots.

Yeah his Nike campaign. Should edit it to
>suck a feminine benis even if it means sacrificing everything
Which team you gonna band wagon this year loser? Also it isn't nice to compare the busc to your mother.

That bills vikings game from last year comes to mind.

Chiefs (of Kansas City)

The following players have, at some point in the past three years, been crowned as the NFL’s highest-paid player by average annual contract value.

Joe Flacco
Andrew Luck
Derek Carr
Matthew Stafford
Jimmy Garoppolo
Matt Ryan
Aaron Rodgers
Russell Wilson

All shit except for wilson

>traded away
Of course a Chiefs fan would be too stupid to know Foles was a free agent

Rodgers and Wilson deserve it. Ryan almost does.
Luck might have if he stayed healthy, but ifs and buts don’t make it so.
Everyone else on that list, lmao.

Predict the Giants' record.

>Rodgers and Wilson deserve it.
Wilson does. Rodgers does not. That is going to become especially obvious this year.

Reminder that Wentz's injuries let the Eagles sign him at a bargain and his career will end up better because of it

6-10

11-5

reminder that Carson Bradford will constantly struggle with Injuries until he fizzles out and retires early.

0-16

>Luck, Ryan, Rodgers, Wilson
so mostly great players, lol what a surprise

You know how hard it is to actually throw 40? It's a very, rare accomplishment in the NFL.

I initially had them 0-16. I'll say now that I think it's 5-11. Daniel Jones will underperform in real games, Eli will go 2-5 before he is benched, DJ finishes the season 3-6

10-6. Which is enough to sneak into a wildcard spot in the NFC this year.

Eli is subbed out with Jones as starter at game 10, where Eli has gone 4-6, Jones wins 6 straight, goes right to the SB where he beats the Patriots thus ensuring the passing of the Eli torch to Jones by the most important part. Beating the Brady led Patriots.

>too new to remember when Stafford was known as Glassford
And now he hasn't missed a game in several seasons

He would've gotten 40 in 2017 if he finished the year and know he's a better QB on a better team

MAKE HOUSTON OILERS AGAIN
A
K
E

H
O
U
S
T
O
N

O
I
L
E
R
S

A
G
A
I
N

Reminder that Bram Tadford's injuries were a steal because he'll retire and save them so much money by changing league retirement rules.

yes, and I'm not comparing him to Stafford, but rather Samuel Bradford.

I hope you realize this is pure fantasy, my friend.

But Stafford is a better equivalent to Wentz. Wentz doesn't have a single non-contact injury in his career

And I would hope nothing more than for it to not become true because I'm a fan of an AFC team not the Patriots and I'd really hope not to choke in playoffs this year :^)

what is even the point in posting this every thread

why won't skeeup admit that Cowboys are dogshit

Attached: 1528371613962.jpg (501x664, 41K)

I disagree completely as Stafford had 2 years of injuries, and then completed season after season.

Injury will constantly plague wentz wherever he may be.

Here, I'll give you a trivia question: who was the last rookie in the NFL to win 6 games straight?

And Wentz has had 2 years of injuries. It's the perfect match. Now he's completely revamped his diet and play style and will complete season after season except hell also win because he's not on the Detroit Lions

Baker? Dak?

WHy the fuck is it that Cowboys fans (Not just Skeeup but WIll Cain too) are the only fans permitted to go on tv, give terrible takes overestimating their greatness, and never get called on their bias?

they constantly get called on their bias

Not sure 2bh, but one of the few things I shitpost on /nfl/ despite not being a giants fan in the slightest. This is every single year mind you, is that the Giants vs patriots SB is happening again.

So I will shitpost about that a few times this off season, this pre season 2.

It's just the natural orders of things.

Not him but I'll play: Rapistburger?

Yes because Comp % and YPA are the only ways to measure a QB. Holy retarded Batman.

Big Ben

I never see them get called on their blatant representation of statistics. For example, they'll say that Dak is 3-1 against Wentz and nobody responds that he's 3-0 with Zeke and 0-1 without.

Rodgers, Wilson and Flacco all won the super bowl, so it made sense.
Was Ryan paid after reaching the SB or before? can't really remember it.

at this point theres no reason to call them out on their bias about that point. Neither Dak nor Wentz has done anything to set themselves apart from one another so who cares

Using QB head-to-head is just dumb in general

berds

Attached: 97C45463-1671-43F5-B710-5C119B2B86E4.jpg (613x556, 82K)

This was in 2018, i believe right after the SB.

Gonna tank for Tua after that poor draft pick right?

Ding ding. 2004 Rapistburger.

And before him, I don't even know. It basically never happens. He's the only rookie I can think of that won a ton of games his rookie year. 13 games to be exact.

Eagles and Chefs are bros, man

It matters because Dak is demanding that he get paid at least as much as Wentz and they get butthurt everytime Dak is left off a top 100 list. I just hate how they refuse to pair the Cowcucks with actually smart people in the debate (except Shannon who's more interesting in fucking with Skip than outsmarting him)

I'm not. I don't want to give the fatfuck his first Owl

>implying the fins or clots wont win the tankb owl

Dak also got it as a rookie. He won 10 straight. Roethlisberger holds the record, though. So 2016 and 2004.

Rode the B train all the way.

Well Rodger's numbers recently are actually pretty good and since you can't get any worse than McCarthy, like literally he is so shit, then Rodgers has to do better, so I expect a good season at least from him. Maybe not MVP level but still a return to form.

As far as wins go it depends whether his D or team let him down again.

Injuries suck, man

I like to think this as a Chiefs and Sixers fan

twitter.com/ArrowheadPride/status/1166468294595006464

Mahomes got a new cooking show. Ketching up with Mahomes.

Fitzmagic will dab on the Dolphins draft pick

This was Andy's idea surely

He had 33 in 13 games. Expecting 7 in 3 games is possible not not guaranteed. Especially when he may have rested the final game if seeding was locked up.

>Which team you gonna band wagon this year loser?
the entire rest of the AFCE
Bills Jets and Dolphins.

FOles got 4 TDs in the Giants game and Wentz would've had 3 on the shitty Raiders

Jets might actually be good. Bills have a small chance of being good. Dolphins have no chance of being good.

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

Attached: bear0002.jpg (284x177, 54K)

What makes you think this? Neither of his injuries will affect him going forward. He's not "injury prone," he's just been unlucky.

>Panthers fans dunking on Graham Gano for being injured and saying they should cut him for Slye 10 months after hailing him as God for bailing them out against the Giants

It never fails to amaze me how fans can go from patting a guy on the back one day to stabbing him in it the next.

Attached: 1560389230405.jpg (334x324, 22K)

Attached: 89509B9A-6B8B-443A-A0A2-4C60E3282D44.gif (253x199, 3.32M)

>this more direct match doesn't work, because it doesn't fit my bullshit narrative
Fuck off, kid

Jets are embryonic playoff team. they just need everything else. lots of bad players. zero offensive help other than bell. which may not be much help behind that line.
but I think they hand pats a loss this year.

Bills are always fun to watch since they got allen. when things line up for them they can just steam roll any team in the league 3 times a year. its crazy. but I love allen. being the retirement home for overpaid RB's is fucking stupid though.

Just seems like the narrative.

U'll see.

Heh well can't accuse you of being a front runner lmao

>THIS MORE DIRECT MATCH

???? ??? ?

It isnt a direct match. Neither in Stats, playstyles, or even years. Wentz has ONLY played a full 16 game year his rookie year. He hasn't had a constant steady stream of 16 game years, and or completed seasons.

Last year he also fell off of a cliff in production in the 11 games he did play. What are you expecting this year after he returns from injury, to just suddenly go back to 2017's form like nothing ever happened?

We'll see where he is with injuries but it isn't wrong to assume a QB with injury issues in the NFL doesn't keep having them.

>What are you expecting this year after he returns from injury, to just suddenly go back to 2017's form like nothing ever happened?
Not him but yes, this is the first time he's been 100% since that Rams game and he was still more than competent in 2018 at 70-80%

Holy fuck, why are vicuck fans so delusional?

Attached: 0030378F-AF6F-4491-A6BC-2275E53F6035.jpg (828x288, 76K)

imagine a world without Vicucks

It’s why I never really get too invested. I put team before the players. Like some players I used to think, woah they’re gonna be here for the rest of their careers? Probably HOF, this is gonna be great. Then things go to shit and I want them gone.

Who do the Vikings even have on their team?

I understand being frustrated that it's nearly Week One and he's still not healthy, but just getting rid of a Top 5 kicker in the entire league is a horrifically awful idea and it only takes one look at the post-Gould Chicago Bears to understand that. For all we know Slye could be just a preseason/training camp superstar. We have no idea if he's capable of being a clutch kicker or not.

I imagine kickers are used to it. They get total shit if they miss a kick and no recognition when they do make it unless it's with 3 seconds left in the 4th quarter to win the game.

>Chiefs swap up Buttker, and another team takes Gano
>PAnthers now have no kickers

WEEWW

Is Disappointment a player?

Can anyone post that 40 minute compilation of Brett Favre getting speared from his blindside 4-5 seconds after the pass? Would like to see it again after Andwew Wuck wetired

>BILLS

lol

>6. B I L L S
>.
>B
>I
>L
>L
>S

B-b-but the Pats don't play in a wesk division, honest
/nfl/ btfo again

Attached: IMG_20190828_134216.png (787x788, 566K)

>3. Bills

>jets
>45%
That's unnreal, I can just imagine how much time the defense was on the field.

>Ravens
How many fucking shitty defenses couldn't figure out Lameme?

55% of the time. Are you fucking serious?

The Jets will eternally regret not firing Bowles last year and getting Reich for Darnold

do NOT pay duck preshit

2/10

wew

Cope incel it's our league now

Something tells me you're a thinking man. Vikings fan maybe?

I'd sooner bet on Baker and he's a meme too

LMFAO

This post screams giants fan

why the fuck would I regret not firing todd bowels

Attached: Haruka.png (768x1024, 413K)

Todd is a good coach desu

Is Carson Wentz an elite quarterback?

Attached: qttttttttttttttttt.jpg (750x880, 141K)

No but he plays on an elite offense

For me, it's the Las Alameda Raiders

Attached: 1556386748137.png (430x483, 165K)

Only a quarter of his back functions like it should

Kek.

Top 5 if healthy

In his best year, 2017, not a single other player cracked the top 60 of the NFL top 100. He is the elite offense

This is actually funny

thanks for the replies lads, i'll check out Death Note and Code Geass first i guess.

>NFL top 100
2/10 made me respond

>Turk
>Watches anime
>Cuck
You should check out a therapist.

>you will never know the feel of the Dolphins get btfo by a Major Hurricane in a few days

Read the Death Note manga, don't watch the shitty anime

>I know better than the people who are actually on the field with these guys

>american
>obsessed
you should kill yourself ironically.

Attached: vargmutt.gif (403x360, 112K)

just watch the movie its better than both

Forget the mango and animu, the Netflix movie will do

learn japanese first then read the manga, don't read the shitty english translations

Stop watching anime it's for faggots.

You’d know, butt pirate

just imagine it, to be honest

k

Attached: Dorothy.png (976x520, 79K)

you have to read the greeks first

that's gonna be hard no for me dawg
i watched like 4-5 episodes from anime and it was cool. But everyone says it goes to shit soon so manga might be cool.

idk about the movie though, a lot of people hated it.

The Cup's over, Yea Forums

Someone redpill me on the difference between 3-4 and 4-3 defenses? What are the advantages and downsides to each ?

Attached: 1498188090513.jpg (2050x3075, 907K)

>But everyone says it goes to shit soon so manga might be cool.
There's a certain point people say Death Note gets bad and much of it has to do with a lazy adaptation from that point onwards

I hate newfags. Go get redpilled on suicide. faggot.

So do the Bengals

One more outburst like that and I'll make you fuck my tight little asshole you faggot

Skinny defensive tackles allowing for more QB pressure vs Thicc Nose Tackle closing the run game.

>1. Patriots
>2. Chiefs
>3. Steelers
>4. Titans
>5. Chargers
>6. Texans

>1. Bears
>2. Rams
>3. Cowboys
>4. Saints
>5. Eagles
>6. Panthers

This post is really, really gay.

>panthers
>scam newton
no thanks

yes daddy :3

Attached: brows.jpg (2000x1000, 405K)

They did well with Pratt, but all that really did was make up for finally getting rid of Burfict. It should be their first focus next year.

>plug in backup
>backup wins the superbowl
Yeah, he's the reason the offense works

who? looks very familiar but

i see, i'll stick to manga then.

>1. Bears
>3. Cowboys
>6. Panthers

Attached: 1560371161322.jpg (500x429, 62K)

cmon here you bad girl

>who?
phil collins

nah...fuck off with your retardation

Defense was dominant in the first 2 games and the third was him choosing to have the best game of his career

1. patriots win lol
2. chorgers
3. tits
4. browns (will finish 8-8)
5. chefs
6. donkeys

1. da burrs
2. aints
3. rasm
4. iggles
5. falcons
6. seahawks

sb = da burrs vs chorgers
winner = Yea Forums

Seriously
>>. Bears
Brutal schedule. No more Fangio. Mitch is a meme

Attached: 1543376853994.jpg (500x500, 28K)

Imagine thinking the Doinks will make the Owl ever

Imagine being dumb enough to think the Patriots won't at the very least make the Superbowl again.

>the DC is what makes the defense good
What position on the field does the DC play?

I've been so naughty lately daddy, i think i need some discipline :(

Attached: 1504022299708.jpg (2935x4104, 1.74M)

for me its the titans from tennessee

It is possible for the Tom Brady patriots to miss the Owl, it's happened in your lifetime.

Yeah, I mean the Seahawks defense was totally the same when Dan Quinn left.

disgusting pink nipple...why

you are GAY

Legion of Boom ring a bell?

nah...im fluid

Yes, that was under Dan Quinn. His last game with them was Super Bowl 49.

post your butt hole

Allow me to assist you transition into an early grave.

Wrong, but okay. The only one that has to happen is the big one. Clearly you don’t know why I didn’t just drink beer or something. Stupid

Kubiak pretty much took a dismantled Ravens offense to the playoffs and they went to shit again after he left and replaced him with Trestman lmao.
Good coordinators can make a tremendous difference.

This Trent/Clowney/Melvin shit makes me so mad. I just want to know where the fuck they’re going already so I can make fucking bets.

im gone be a tree tomorrow and there is nothing you can do to stop me having sex with trees

Of course you have the time to be sure you can get your stuff done. You have the time for you and you will win this year with a great team.

thanks

Attached: 2.webm (640x720, 1.61M)

>just started no fap
>you post this webm
WHY user

Attached: 1502154572716.jpg (1761x2833, 285K)

START FAPPING

Attached: 1566759773051.png (548x437, 253K)

Green bay and detroit are shit. Bears are clearly the favorites but vikings winning is not outside the realm of possibilities

ok ok just one last fap

Attached: 1504454181582.jpg (2432x3775, 1.52M)

When are the Raiders gonna move to Vegas?

>those thighs
it's not fuckin fair REEEEEEEEEEEEE

haha just imagine grabbing them haha

Attached: 1498931903825.jpg (2832x4256, 1.43M)

>Kubiak is gonna try and fit kirk cousins into a bootlegging rollout QB that makes plays like wilson
>Kubiak is gonna try and run two TE sets with a fucking meme rookie TE from bama
>Kubiak is gonna try and establish a run game with a new zone blocking scheme with an already terrible O line roster
>Kubiak is gonna try and lean on the most fragile and worthless RB in the NFC
>Kubiak is gonna try and elevate kirk cousins instead of compensate for his outstanding weaknesses and lose games sticking to the game plan

I just want GB to take the division already. lets just sit this year out and try again next year. maybe sit out and go 0-16 for a few years until trevor lawrence is available.

Holy fuck could you make it any more obvious that you’re not a Vikings fan?

>cumbrain: the general

Next year

Stadium isnt gonna be ready

the only way the chorgers will win the owl is if the patriots go down in a plane accident before they meet up in the championship

haha that would be weird. imagine her crushing your skull between her thighs haha that would be horrible

You now remember Chip Kelly and his 5 second 3-and-out drives

this is what happens when faggots tolerate proxy memeflaggots
>hurr durr im from yurop and i leik football, my insight has value since im not from burgerland xDDD

It's not their choice now. Oakland extended their lease for one year, and in the meantime Davis has unloaded on the city and the A's about how shit they all are and how much he hates them. They may not end up in Vegas, but they're not staying in Oakland.

haha imagine her making you kiss every inch of her legs while she slowly jerks you off haha that would be so crazy haha

Attached: 1501385759806.jpg (1996x3000, 1.16M)

remove new england matchups from the equation

Yes

jesus christ that season was what made me stop watching football full time. i still remember how excited i was and that first game against the falcons was just soul crushing. an entire season of the same 3-4 plays and 2 yard rushes and checkdowns. so sad

this preseason filler is intolerable. just fast forward to belishit winning it all again ffs

Attached: everyone is irrelevant but me.jpg (3579x2310, 1021K)

haha that would be so horrible and crazy. who wants that haha

Attached: lilyc.jpg (895x1200, 154K)

You don't have a lot of friends, do you?

so extensive knowledge of the organization proves that Im not a fan
so having a realistic view of how the season is gonna go makes me a packers fan huh?

please tell me what was incorrect about my assessment/prediction

Reminder that he wanted to trade Fletcher Cox for Marcus Mariota
Reminder that Colin Cowherd said it was a mistake to fire him

why yes, i'm lonely and horny. how could you tell?

Attached: 1566146777174.png (657x527, 28K)

florida bros, you ready for the hurricane?

The NFL should implement relegation if the XFL is semi-successful for a year or two
Replace the worst team of each division with the XFL teams for one year, and then proceed as such with the relegated teams coming back in the next

Is Gary Kubiak even going to call plays for the Vikings? I thought he just accepted a meme position.
Anyways, if he does, at worst expect him to improve the running game with peanuts for budget an ease off pressure from Cousins.

Criticize this interpretation of the season. Rather than predict individual seeding, this is how I see each team coming into the 2019 season.

AFCE
Patriots - Nearly guaranteed division win
Jets - Tiny chance to win division, moderate WC chance
Bills - Can't win division, very small WC chance
Dolphins - No chance

AFCN
Steelers - Likely division winner
Browns - Could win division, if not, WC pretty likely
Ravens - Can't win division, small WC chance
Bengals - No chance

AFCS
Texans - Could win division, very little WC chance
Titans - Could win division, no WC chance
Jaguars - Small chance to win division, no WC chance
Colts - No chance

AFCW
Chiefs - Nearly guaranteed division win, WC guaranteed if not
Chargers - Very slight chance to win division, moderate WC chance if not
Raiders - Can't win division, WC hopefuls
Bonrcos - No chance

NFCE
Eagles - Moderate favorite to win division, WC guaranteed if not
Cowboys - Could win division, WC contender if not
Giants - Tiny chance of winning division, WC miracle needed if not
Redskins - No chance

NFCN
Bears - Favorites to win division, good chance of WC if not
Vikings - Could win division, tiny WC chance
Packers - Has a chance to win division, no chance at WC if not. This team could surprise and do very well, but probably not.
Lions - No chance

NFCS
Saints - Very, very likely to win division, will make WC if not
Panthers - Small chance of winning division, moderate chance of WC
Buccaneers - No chance of winning division, small chance of WC
Falcons - No chance of winning division, very small chance of WC

NFCW
Rams - Division win nearly guaranteed, WC guaranteed otherwise
Seahawks - Small chance to win division, small chance at WC
49ers - Tiny chance to win division, small chance at WC
Cardinals - No chance

Might as well just swap the entire AFCS.

imagine marrying her and kissing her every night after you come home from work and having a nice big family with kids she cares for and loves with all her heart before the two of you fall asleep in each others arms haha

Attached: 1498433180883.jpg (2002x3000, 1.13M)

Getashit, you're a retarded piece of shit polfag, but at least you don't rate Kurt Coupons

3-13

>no fap
Ah, the fad diet of the beta male.

they'll have to remove the salary cap in order to do that

NFCE

>NFCW
>Rams - Division win nearly guaranteed, WC guaranteed otherwise
Winning the division is not guaranteed for the Rams.

Hard Rock Stadium is designed to withstand sustained 165mph winds. It's withstood Hurricane Andrew and many others over the years with nominal damage.

I'm just trying anything to fix myself user .
I can barely get an erection anymore because nothing excites me and i've destroyed my stupid cumbrain and dopamine receptors. its borderline rehab at this point

Attached: 1504318512427.jpg (1657x1000, 780K)

Except it won't. It will fail just like the previous XFL and AAF. Fuck the XFL and fuck you retards for trying to snake it into these threads.

>Ravens - Can't win division, small WC chance
>Bengals - No chance
I'm not willing to go that far until seeing how the Ravens play during the season. The Bengals aren't great, but they wouldn't have finished as poorly last year if almost all of the key offensive pieces didn't get injured. I don't trust Lameme Jackson yet, let's see how he does under a full season of pressure.

i cant take it anymore, she is perfect.

Attached: burzumpepe.jpg (200x200, 6K)

you need to get in an isolation tank

Browns are the most likely to win the division, and I'm not riding the hype train, if anything I think they'll finish 9-7 at best.
Bengals just switched HC, Steelers can't catch a break from distractions despite Bell and Brown leaving and Baltimore is going to have a hard schedule, meanwhile Browns are going to have a relatively easy schedule.

The first number indicates the linemen aligned at the line of scrimmage and the second one the amount of LB's.
A 4-3 defense is pretty stable by itself and IMO allows players to rest because has a lot of subpackages. Generally you need DTs to be around 300 lb in order to perform their tasks wich are closing running gaps and rushing the QB, DEs need to weight around 265 lb in order to close the outside running lanes and pass rush. LBs need to multitask as the position requires, however they're more suited at 240 since they're required to match TEs on deep routes as good as they tackle runners. An advantage of 4-3 schemes is that allows specialist to line in subpackages.
On 1st down a defensive coordinator can send heavier linemen because most teams run on 1st down.(330lb DTs and 280lb DEs). On 3rd and long some coordinators send the dime package wich consists on 290lb DTs and even 250 lb DEs so they can rush the passer easily against a tired OL. As you can tell a 4-3 defense is all about winning individual mismatches in order to break plays.
A 3-4 defense calls for heavier linemen with less skills. They're suited to clog the running lanes and inside gaps so LB's break plays either by running into gaps or rushing the passer.
A base 3 defense needs NT to w8 300+lb and DEs around 290 lbs. Most teams rush the passer with 4 individuals so some OLB's have the task to also become pass rushers. In this case a 260lb OLB is perfect for the task. ILB must be around 250 LB not to be steamrolled by OL on the rushing game so they're generally slowed and not very good at defending the pass game.
Sometimes in passing situations DC's change to a 2-4 scheme by leaving 2 DE's and 2 OLB's to rush the passer. You do also need star safeties in order to be able to handle the running game as well as the passing game.
There is a lot of room for error in this kind of schemes because it's difficult to train OLBs to take on DL and LB tasks.

tldr

theyve got raven greene

r/Cuckold

4-3 is for retards, 3-4 is for athletic Chads

t. redditor

Attached: vargsmashh.jpg (734x729, 91K)

You're buying into bro science because you're insecure. Just live your life, jerk off when you feel like it, and don't obsess over it. If porn is taking up too much time, then just do it less. The real problem is your lack of self control.

back to jacking to to mrs t proxynigger. aint ur blog

>Baltimore is going to have a hard schedule, meanwhile Browns are going to have a relatively easy schedule
but they play the same teams?

>but they play the same teams?
When is the Ravens @ Ravens game, retard?

hes the defacto OC
stefanski is just a figure head

but kubes is gonna run this team into the ground trying to make it something it isnt
new zone blocking scheme to establish a run game that they cant support anyways
two TE sets with two TE's that cant block
a QB that cant stretch the field on deep throws

its gonna be a fucking disaster this year
and the defense is on its last legs also. still good enough to hand them 8 wins.
8-8 incoming.

stay assblasted redditor

ravens defense is better and browns offense is better. i'd rather play the browns than the ravens desu

wrote this before, pasted from archive
well the extra DL/LB is the entire strategic difference, but I'll try to explain some of the why
4-3 is better against the run. 4 gaps between olinemen, 4 dlinemen, makes sense. 4-3 tends to be better at forcing pressure and collapsing the pocket when only rushing 4. the dlinemen can move the olinemen around and force QBs off their spot and disrupt the passing rhythm. 4-3 can also make it easier to rush with a blizing linebacker if the 4 linemen spread out the OL and make space between the gaps. 4 man line also forces the OL to only choose one player to double team, unlike a 3 man line
3-4 tends to try to stop short yard passing when rushing 3 by having an extra linebacker to cover the middle and the OLBs have quicker release into the flats or sideline zones. 4 linebackers also let you disguise which linebacker is covering a Hback or Fback in man coverage. 3-4 lets you be a little less predictable with blizing linebackers, because you can still rush 4 with 3 linebackers in coverage, but have 4 different linebackers to choose to rush. OLBs also have a different rushing style than DEs, they are faster with their release, bend, and hand/arm technique to force sacks more so than collapse pockets. 3-4 is the base defense for hybrid fronts, because you can change to a 4-3 or 5-2 without needing to substitute personnel with using an OLB as fill in DE, whereas dropping a DE into coverage is a bad idea.
when going into nickel, a 4-3 usually becomes a 4-2, while a 3-4 usually becomes a 3-3 or 2-4 and blizes more

Defensive lineman run stop and linebacker pass rush and vice versa for for the 4-3 in the most basic terms

/6. Bills 2019/
/Bills Owl 2020/

>implying im going to read all that
simplify it to 1 sentence. it's 2019

Or maybe they should have more oversight with medical staffs of these organizations obfuscating injury reports and discussing severity and difficulties with recoveries?
Why the fuck is the home team for each match on the left side? What a shit graphic.
That would be interesting. When was the last time one division had 3 teams make the playoffs? Burrs/Chorgers Owl would be memetastic. Imagine how that'd have to go down, Chefs (or Donkeys) somehow miracle a win against the Patriots in the divisional then choke up a storm in LA? Imagine the memes.
Mexibros are alright. Burgeoning gridiron culture developing, and LigaMX is the only tolerable soccer league (and threads), and top-tier QTs. We should build a wall, but in the south border of Mexico to keep all the lowlander trash out of real North America.
Depending on injuries in the late season and seeding, it isn't always a sure thing. If the Broncos were a better team I'd say they can usually stuff them if Patriots don't have home advantage (they generally have bad time in Denver).
Those Roller Coaster Tycoon Eagles threads were great. Good times.

Attached: 1550190084045.jpg (1066x1332, 78K)

>@dallascowboys
>Jerry Jones says there’s no deadline in his mind for Zeke deal.

watch soccer

>WR Corps
Haha, airlets. When will they learn the ground game?
>QB1, QB2, and QB3
Relying on meme positions like quarterbacks is absolutely retarded
>fielding literally any Offensive Linemen
Cringe
>B-but muh h-healthy Tight Ends
Yeah, I bet you have a healthy tight end, gay boy. Nobody needs a TE with a working foot

All you need is RBs and LBs

Attached: 047C193D-F309-4A1F-9CBB-338A2C82ECBE.png (500x600, 83K)

why would i be mad about you watching guys suck the cum out of assholes? damage control more tripflag

Honestly sounds like the Ravens.

>>B-but muh h-healthy Tight Ends
Broncos fan here, I do not know that feel.
>All you need is RBs and LBs
So it's gonna be a Panthers-Ravens owl?

cowboys are actually handling this really well
fuck zeke for being a greedy scumbag
fucking drafted top 10 and then he turns around and pulls this shit after all the let downs he put them through?
fuck zeke. hope they just let him sit out the season.

At the end of the day there isn't. They've got his ass for up to three more years if they really want to. If he holds out into the season he'd better hope they start losing games fast, otherwise he has no leverage. He'll be missing game checks with no hope of escaping to another team

>good ground game
>bad offensive line
Retarded

green bay is dabbing on the vikings this year

Yeah no too mention both he and Dak got rookie-year advertising contracts because of the jersey they wore. Short-sighted idiots, the both of them.

The only team they might dab on is the Lions. Even then, watch them get swept yet again by Fat Patricia. Going to be pure kino when Packers get 4th in NFCN this year and utterly implode.

what media loves the packers? its been criticism for the last few years

Just watch soccer already.
So if you were a coach wich defensive scheme would you run?

Are you seriously questioning the utter strategic genius that is the new David Tepper owned Carolina front office? Really?

Attached: 902D7D64-4473-4433-B9D7-3BC29AEA5E2D.jpg (500x500, 41K)

Is this a joke?

not lol

Reich isn't tanking

hybrid fronts are the meme scheme right now, so most teams run both but I think more teams use 4-3 more often than 3-4
depends on the personnel and I think 4-3 is easier to impliment

did you miss the last two years of the media making a big deal about every statement rodgers made, and laying into mccarthy for not being a top coach and his stale offense, and the packers FO failing to put together a top team every year? seriously?

Loins are shaping up for a 3-13 season my friend, they're not dabbing on anyone until draft time

lol turkfag turned proxy off

>proxy
nice meme amına koduğumun salağı :)

i can buy proxy service and use google translate too, meni bağımlısı

Why in the flying fuck is the preseason 4 weeks?

Attached: Titans Disappoint.png (404x471, 73K)

shit on me big time

Attached: horrifically incorrect.png (999x529, 55K)

>meni bağımlısı
noone uses that like that lol.

Turkey has a population of 80 million. There's bound to be one autist that's into football and shitposting on this godforsaken site

You have the NFCE correct

Fuck off faggot

By that logic where are the indian and chinese posters?

Nice post.

China doesn't allow it. I've seen Indians before.

indians only watch paddlepoo

When the fuck is Bannerlord coming out?
China has heavily restricted internet and the poos that are in the caste with access to internet are too busy shitposting about cricket. Neither of them are NATO countries who have had good relations with the USA for over half a century, either. Turkey has consistantly been the best ally of the USA in NATO. Surprised there aren't a few more americaboos in Turkey.

three future first rounds for Melvin Gordon and a fillet of fish sandwich. Realistically, nobody says no to a deal like that

Watching the Based and ELITE Football League of India.

Attached: efli-American_Football.jpg (612x561, 73K)

China bans everything

Because it’s his entire schtick

Attached: E8A4A6AB-67EF-4A96-AD0A-C33B71CF9AEC.png (200x212, 104K)

>Bannerlord is releasing in March 2020 on Steam's Early Access program.
play Mordhau for now i guess.

Remember when Richard Sherman said he was better at life than Skip? Remember when, one year later, Sherman became an irrelevant nobody and Skip Bayless became the biggest voice in Sports? I remember.

>Surprised there aren't a few more americaboos in Turkey.
sadly most of them watch only NBA. there is still a decent amount of Turkish NFL coverage and podcasts compared to MLB which is almost nonexistent.

>Steam
Pass. Stopped working on my Vista toaster, fuck those fascists. And I'd rather just keep playing M&B than Mordhau.

/Bills Owl 2020/
sorry to dissapoint you mr punjabi but Kubes is gonna sink the team trying to make a alligator jump through hoops

My favorite is when he said Luck was elite but Aaron Rogers had yet to prove himself lmao.

Attached: 1E23D636-D4BE-4415-B43D-82B526EC8599.jpg (498x712, 66K)

Chiefs bears owl

>Turkey has consistantly been the best ally of the USA in NATO
>not Canada

I like Turkish people a lot they are very friendly and generous people. The current Turkish government is complete shit though. Erdogan is a terrible asshole.

>Boy I sure do like the Chiefs and I'd love for them to have the easiest possible owl opponent while still picking something that at least sounds semi credible.
>Yup, bears.
Just thought I'd dissect this post.

>tfw you team isn't full of disgruntled niggers like Zeke, Bell, Brown, Gordon and Clowney

There is a reason these assclowns never win anything

Attached: 1566514491925.jpg (480x662, 44K)

If Erdogan goes through with the purchase of Ruski weapons NATO has threatened to sanction him.
Erdogan has stated if sanctioned he will suspend trade with the west.
Bannerlord is cursed to never come out.

oh and to stay on topic The Pats are making deals.

This. Turkbro is very based, redpilled, and high test. He's good in my book.

Gotta agree. I love turk poster even though the Turkish government is atrocious. He's based af always posting hotties, but the government is terrible.

This is hilarious.

We really should give it up more for the turk. He's probably the best trip in this general. Great poster, been here forever. He's practically a celebrity in these threads.

The best trips are Scarletism and Sneak.

Forgetting about me? Every other trip is low IQ and test.

All tripfags deserve the rope.

>The best trips are Scarletism
agreed
>and Sneak.
get the fuck out of here

>inb4 early thread made by an autism tripfag

>encouraging some fag to earlypost
nice work

tripflags*

Honestly spuh is slow enough that a new thread shouldn't be made until we hit page 10.

>WR Corps

The Panthers have learned their lesson after falling for the lanklet meme and their WR corps entering this season might be the best Cam has ever had. D.J. Moore & Curtis Samuel could be the next Jimmy Smith & Keenan McCardell

>QB1, QB2, QB3

Cam is underrated among elite quarterbacks and if training camp is any indication his arm strength is back. Kyle Allen might end up becoming another Case Keenum-type guy who goes from a UDFA to starting for another team. The jury's out on Grier but he's young yet.

>Offensive linemen

Trai Turner is one of the best guards in the league and Taylor Moton was a Top Five RT last year. Daryl Williams is an All-Pro when healthy. I don't know how Matt Paradis hasn't made a Pro Bowl yet.

>Healthy tight ends

Greg Olsen got a more invasive and complete surgery than the one he got in 2017 so his foot shouldn't be an issue anymore. And if it is Ian Thomas looks like he's the future.

The Panthers have no proven running backs behind Christian McCaffrey and their linebacking corps is completely different now that they've gone to a 3-4 base/Thomas Davis isn't on the team anymore.

Pretty much. There's really no point in making new threads at 500. Our new thread sometimes fills up before the old one is even dead and off the board. It's not like anyone is finding this general on the front page, we all find it through the catalog.

Should probably just make it after it hits page 10.

I’ve always hated 3-4 coverage. “Let’s just give up on pressuring the QB and stuffing the run and instead have a bunch of slow linebackers drop back into coverage because we’re idiots”. Meme defense.

EASY FOR YOU TO SAY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

Attached: fuckingrookies.png (666x681, 700K)

damn, look at those legs make a complete ass out of themselves

It's more like a mix between a 3-4 and a 4-3 depending on the situation. A lot of teams are adopting it now in response to the Air Raid and other meme offenses so they don't get picked apart as easily. I think Ron said that the Bears were one of the defenses he studied in implementing it in Carolina.

Defenses are moving away from these standard formations anyways. Belichick likes to keep the defensive formation lose and mobile all the way up until the snap so QBs can't get easy reads. They'll stay in motion and feign assignments until the ball is snapped. This is especially more common on faster defenses.

>2019
>still fawning over pictures of random women on the internet
What are you, 14?

lmao like just blitz a linebacker nigga like what

Turkroach doesnt even know about best Emma. Pro tip, its Thompson, not Stone. Fuck Emma Roberts.

Attached: download.jpg (840x560, 51K)

>the Daniel Jones dynasty
How do we stop it bros?

Should also note that it's exactly how the Patriots beat the Rams in the Super Bowl. Air Raid QBs like Goff generally have trouble reading defenses, so if you keep things fluid all the way until the snap they won't know what to do.

Get off Yea Forums and go back to paying fatties for sex

Imagine needing to rush more than 4 guys

Attached: super-bowl-photos-of-eagles-an-001.jpg (2048x1810, 875K)

I dont have to pay your mom

>putting words in my mouth
Itd be the most kino bowl because i like the chefs but if the burrs win the shitposting would be kino as well
>yfwdbwdsb

Attached: 1551685028467.jpg (640x480, 35K)

when does jets season begin? get me off the terrible mets ride

Attached: Lily.png (180x170, 51K)

Why you gotta torture yourself like that?

Attached: 9E29B70C-71A1-48E4-A4FE-F95BFB2EF438.jpg (799x556, 384K)

>tfw old gay got jealous because I made 3 very obvious fake posts praising turk cuck and he wants to be praised too
Nobody likes any of you tripfags, retard. Did you actually think those posts were real? hahaha man that's sad

because they jets could do a better job at being in a hunt than the jets thats why

0% chance is not greater than 0% chance.

The Jets have better odds of doing decently this year. Most people have them pegged at 6-10 to 10-6. That's not 0%

Jets are better than the Jets?

Attached: 4070D08F-F328-4A46-9053-572D616B377B.png (1200x675, 851K)

>just as planned

You anons are so easily baited. I can play you all like a fiddle.

Attached: 1565396383973.jpg (1000x500, 83K)

*mets
fuck this shit

>h-haha...I-I KNEW that...
You're such a weak retard

...

Sherm was super bowl champ a year later and the best cb in the league. Tf you talking about?