>Week 3 results Aston Villa 2-0 Everton Norwich City 2-3 Chelseahtfc Brighton & Hove Albion 0-2 Southamptonhtfc Manchester United 1-2 Crystal Palacehtfc Sheffield United 1-2 Leicester City Watford 1-3 West Ham United Liverpool 3-1 Arsenalhtfc AFC Bournemouth 1-3 Manchester City Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 Newcastle Unitedhtfc Wolverhampton Wanderers 1-1 Burnleyhtfc
>League Cup 2nd round selected fixtures (all 7:45pm)
>Tuesdayhtfc Bristol Rovers v Brighton & Hove Albion Crawley Town v Norwich City Crewe Alexandra v Aston Villahtfc Crystal Palace v Colchester United Fulham v Southampton Newport County v West Ham United Sheffield United v Blackburn Rovers Watford v Coventry City
>Wednesday AFC Bournemouth v Forest Green Rovers Burnley v Sunderland Lincoln City v Everton Newcastle United v Leicester City
>Week 4 fixtures (all Sat 3:00pm unless stated) Southampton v Manchester United (Sat 12:30pm) Chelsea v Sheffield United Crystal Palace v Aston Villa Leicester City v AFC Bournemouth Manchester City v Brighton & Hove Albion Newcastle United v Watford West Ham United v Norwich City Burnley v Liverpool (Sat 5:30pm) Everton v Wolverhampton Wanderers (Sun 2:00pm) Arsenal v Tottenham Hotspur (Sun 4:30pm)
That concludes the first 4 weeks of PL action before >international break
Right. I tried to be nice. Now you can just fuck off you fucking cunt twat. You’re now banished from /epl/ and may not post here anymore (this thread, the old thread or any future thread). So fuck off cunt. Also release A$AP
I mean he’s just doing what he said he would. But yes I am very worried
Brandon Watson
>watching carabao cup
Nathan Campbell
got to be Newcastle Leicester might switch over if one of the big teams is choking
Alexander Flores
>one of the big teams. The only team that could be considered in any way big is Leicester
Julian Ortiz
no because we knew it was coming and can't do anything about it. Just waiting for the day we throw all conservatives into the tower of london desu senpai
Benjamin Johnson
footy question on pointless lads teams in the third round of the 2018 fa cup
James Stewart
We cheering on Nice tonight?
Camden Brown
Rotherham
Anthony Phillips
Gillingham
Jason Richardson
Manchester United
Jayden Green
Not gonna be a pointless answer is it lad
Bentley Myers
rochdale and exeter city the only pointless answers top three were liverpool, chelsea and man u
Eli Morgan
Punjab FC
Sebastian Lee
100 points! I win losers hahahahahhahahsha. Catch me if you can
Jose Carter
Bolton
Julian Turner
So Bury is no longer there. This sucks because it means more likely for L1 clubs to be relegated. Great.
Cooper Lewis
Or do they just delegate 3 and then send the problem downwards so league 2 has 1 less team and then send the problem down again
because they were too busy concentrating on the women's world cup/the netball world cup/their punditry career*
*delete as appropriate
Adrian Barnes
She has no legal ability to block it. That's why. Honestly want her ot just disband the entire fucking thing and to sort it out internally, return when it's done.
Andrew Robinson
Alex Scott is QT as fuck lads Also Isa Guha too
Carter Ward
she has legal ability to do whatever she doesnt have political ability to block the executive though
Her tits are incredible considering her body structure.
Ryder Reyes
Essentially, yes. She should restore the monarchy and have internal people work out the will of the people. This entire thing is just an example that the idea of 'democracy' is a fucking sham because people complain when it goes against their preferred outcome. It also highlights the outright vindictiveness of so called 'friends and allies'. I'm glad that Boris did it, because it was clear shit would be stomped on. I want the Queen to come out and go 'Fuck off blocking every attempt to enforce the will of the people'.
Because they expected her to go against the will of the people because three years of stalemate and upset and anger. She did nothing wrong. The Queen has openly commented on her upset at the lack of progress multiple times and internally.
Aaron Diaz
She didn't tell Boris to go fuck himself and declare herself Prime Minister in order to save us from crashing out with No Deal
Adrian Martin
Scousers. Seething is their default setting.
Charles Morgan
Legal shit. Neville can't buy another club in England.
Colton Sanders
no ones mad except the mentally challenged. If anybody should be mad at anyone its the lizard men and lizard women in parliament
Jayden Moore
>LA Galaxy striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic says he would be open to a return to former club Manchester United when his contract ends in November.
>The 37-year-old Swede has scored 46 goals in 49 games since moving to the Major League Soccer side in March 2018.
>"I could play easy in the Premier League, so if United needs me, I'm here," he said.
Unironically Arsenal should go for him. He is an Option B. They have no back up strikers.
Oliver Green
>They have no back up strikers neither do united desu, they barely have a first choice one
>the house of commons is the man >but the eton oxbridge swan blood quaffing lads gunning for no deal aren't
Carter Harris
Being unaware that Rashford/Martial is the GOAT forward line in the league
Jaxson Johnson
Oh wait I forgot Ibra said he'd never go to Arsenal after they rejected him as a kid. Nvm.
Josiah Williams
Plus he only plays for big clubs in Europe.
Nathaniel Young
No point going to United then, innit?
Christopher King
Are you implying the government aren't in Parliament? Are you implying the queen is a swan blood quaffing lad? Are you legit retarded or just extremely dyslexic?
Luis Peterson
Not really. He wouldn’t be played by Ole. Plus he’s already been.
Connor Hall
They're gonna give the spot to Celtic
Luis Hernandez
What will of the people? The referendum wasnt on a no deal brexit mongo
Wyatt Morales
>Are you implying the government aren't in Parliament? the government are directly moving against parliament because they know that there is no majority in parliament for no deal >Are you implying the queen is a swan blood quaffing lad? are you implying otherwise? and that wasn't the point anyway
Zachary Rodriguez
Celtic would be relegated from league 1 tbf
Kayden Moore
>it's easy to get a good deal >give us a good deal or else
Landon Foster
So true lad. So true
Austin Morales
damas y caballeros el pulisic americANO jajajajajajaja. ¿Cómo mierda ha estado? burro mierda mierda madre hijo de puta idiota americANO
Hudson Walker
i fear my year 7 through year 9 spanish classes have not adequately prepared me for posts like this
99%of it just says mierda. You know that word right?
Wyatt James
My friend Billy had a 10ft willy and he showed it to the girl next door
Wyatt White
aye he wouldn't get away with it these days #metoo and all
Luis Howard
BURY GOT C U C K E D BY CHADTON CHADDERERS
Cooper Brown
>Bolton Wanderers' survival has been secured after Football Ventures (Whites) Limited completed its protracted takeover of the club.
Based Whites saving the day again
Camden Ramirez
Notlob lives
Elijah Gutierrez
its not uno, beiro, por or favor utterly stumped s8an
do we know who bought them
Hunter Rivera
wolves fans be seething
Blake Smith
>Naked Attraction Kino choice, user
Mason Bailey
>naked attraction for me, it's hardcore pornography of the implied incest variety but each to his own live and let live i reckon
Jace Reyes
She thought it was a snake, and hit it with a rake. And now it’s only 5ft4
Henry Rogers
>Bobby Duncan: Liverpool reject accusations of 'mentally bullying' youth team player Ah yes. Liverpool would NEVER do something like this. YNWA la.
Lincoln Allen
Unironically the worst forward line in the north west
Nathan Thompson
>"let my client renege his contract" >"no" >"why are you bullying him don't you realise he's stevie g's cousin"
Jason Gutierrez
lads I have something to important to tell you >pukki pukki pukki
Juan Hernandez
Stevie gs cousin was crushed lol
Camden Murphy
watching rosenborg v dinamo zagreb on bt sport 2 lads
Benjamin White
league cup thread:
Nathan Torres
NOBODY CARES
David Gray
>do we know who bought them yes, it's the people who've been trying to buy them for months
Levi Butler
True dat nigga
Brayden Allen
Daniel James is a pretty good FPL shout innit
Ryder Gonzalez
nah, not now that the man u collapse has begun
Juan Jenkins
What collapse?
Sebastian Taylor
You get one free year. I mean, if the maximum contact length is 5 years, but you loan with an obligation to buy then you can sign him for 5 years after the loan.
I don't know if it makes sense?? I can't think of any other difference btw that and a transfer with delayed payment. Which makes sense by itself I guess??
Connor Long
john redwood confirming "there will be plenty of food" on channel 4 news based government ensuring our continued ability to avoid starvation
Brody Lewis
>Lukaku scoring in his first league game Was Ole the one in the wrong?
Jack Barnes
Any streams for Newcastle v Leicester?
Jackson Wilson
yes
William Foster
*fssssst* the year was 2013
Jonathan Jones
cant find one sorry
Jaxon Harris
yes but only because it's funny to me
Ryder Russell
>neverton
Julian Kelly
is there any point whatsoever to this club?
Brayden Watson
OLES AT THE WHEEL TELL ME HOW GOOD DOES IT FEEL? WEVE GOT LINGARD PAUL POGBA AND FRED MARCUS RASHFORD IS MANC BORN AND BRED NANANANANANANANNANANANANANANANNA
Kayden Ramirez
Take the occasional point off Liverpool to stop them winning the league.
reminder that liverpool's next opponents are currently losing 3-1 at home to sunderlel
Ethan Rodriguez
Who /UTI/ here?
Alexander Garcia
Liverpool have won the league, it's all about what else they win, mate.
Caleb Jackson
Categorically. They have not won the league, literally never.
Xavier Brown
They've won the league 18 times mate. They haven't won The Premier League, the highest accolade in national league format. Surely they must have tho. Fucking Blackburn and Leicester have won it!
Andrew Young
me, burns like hell
William Hernandez
Still makes me laugh every time I think they’ve never won the thing they want most.
Jack Reed
Blackburn won the Premiership lad
Gabriel Bennett
Haha yeah lad
Dylan Sullivan
What do the premiership and the premier league have in common with one another?
Julian Bell
It's the Irishfag makes another dumb as fuck post without reading shit he's replying to edition. Colour be fucking SHOCKED.
Who cares? Arsenal have nobody on the LW who can exploit it. Who's playing LB for Spurs? Not that I'd be worried either way. Emery is a retard who thinks he's playing FM16 where you could beat any team by finding a good formation, then changing a small thing after 2-3 games and the AI never could beat you.
Jackson Garcia
Both incorrect. It’s that Liverpool have never won it.
What went over his head then? Because to me he said that Blackburn and Leicester won the Premiership League in which the Irish fan went 'Blackburn won it lad' which was already said.
i feel like kosovo isn't a real country much like england really
Christian Thompson
No she swam
Kevin Powell
aye through difficult sailing conditions too and not a single atom of carbon wasted
Christian Collins
Pretty irresponsible of her using all that fossil fuel to get there. Bitch
Luke Martin
Cor blimey who's she? Id give her a good rutting.
James Torres
is tifo football abl? i've watched a lot of their videos and i think they might be
Cameron Sanchez
my sister
Levi Baker
Come watch Naked Attraction with us
Levi King
Bulgaria and Kosovo. Note, Kosovo beat Bulgaria 3-2 or something. I have a friend who is Bulgarian and he just said they should stop bothering with football now. Want England to twat them 10-0, with /are Sterling/ scoring 9 goals to fuck the racists.
James Cook
Ah so she's already taken then, my bad, blud.
Brody Ward
Shes hot. Id give her a right good rogering.
Mason Smith
i'd rather shag this lad's mum and let me tell you she is grim
Lucas Wilson
The representant of all of sweden. Everyone is exactly like her and thinks just like her.
Dylan Thomas
>Veracruz lost 5-0 to Queretaro on Tuesday night in the seventh round of the Apertura tournament to extend its winless run to 33 games, breaking the tie with the English club, which set the previous mark in the 2007-08 season.
Justin Butler
i post with a somewhat "knowing" manner but i really like greta and i think she is a positive force well done sweden!
Daniel Gutierrez
Holy shit Derby is fucking gonna be partying hard tonight. They lost a terrible record to Veracruz. Even Fort William didn't lose that many.
Camden Bell
fucking hell 20 seconds on Yea Forums and i can feel my virginity growing back shambles of a board
Lincoln Miller
mk dons v liverpool grim fixture; hope we put out the kids and lose
James Parker
The reason for that streak is that you can avoid relegation in Mexico by paying a fee to the Mexican FA. All public and legal And I thought the American league model was bad
OHNONONONONONO LOOK AT BOBBY'S CAREER *wheezes* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nicholas Ross
Imagine the seething from half the country.
Easton Cruz
Absolute madlad
Caleb Reyes
>Wins the World Cup >Wins the Euros >Will still be remembered for the slip
Ryder Mitchell
He'll eventually end up at Liverpool. Then they'll finally win de League.
John Nelson
>paul elliott who?
Julian Martin
>former Celtic centre-back Paul Ellliott
James Ortiz
Who is Dyche gonna blame on losing to Blunderland?
Adam Martin
Leeds Festival was too loud
Easton Cook
Not quite sure how he'll link in diving and it not being punished but he'll find a way.
Ryan Brown
scotland
Leo Smith
Jesus how far would england have to fall for that to happen? Imagine not qualifying for 2 major tournaments in a row under Stevie.
Michael Garcia
>how far would england have to fall >sam allardyce >roy "owlcunt" hodgson
Nolan Thomas
Erm >Stevie >highest ever finish for nu-rangers and good euro campaign >Southgate >relegated middlsborough
Isaac Rivera
>sevco finishing second is an achievement
Bentley Gonzalez
>people now championing Germ*n licensing in football club ownership Me grandad didn't maintain Spitfires so his club could be ran under Jerry's rules. #KeepEnglandEnglishApartFromNgubu's
Joseph Reyes
imagine your greatest ever player being this poor a judge of character
not really considering mcinnes has been exposed as a fraud, clarke took the NT job and everyone else is crap
Jonathan Wright
>go to sleep last night at 86th min of Oxford vs Millway >2-0 down, so who cares >wake up >check draw tonight >Oxford United v West Ham What? >we won 4-2 on penalties Lmao. Get fucked Millwall.
Sebastian Moore
tbf if you're not a disgusting zoomer costumer Owen days at Liverpool were magic, he truly was something else for a couple of seasons Also fuck liverpoo
Asher Ward
yeah, in all fairness i had the number 18 shirt and i was always pretending to be owen in the playground (don't tell me mates though, if they ask i was always robbie fowler)
Dominic Turner
Wow. Really really shouldn’t have to tell you to cope. But seriously, cope harder.
Carter White
just seen an advert for sex toys and fetish gear or something on itv2 never seen such a thing before on telly
Wyatt Parker
LoveHoney does adverts past the watershed, aye. Durex also does sex gel shit too.
Henry Sanders
you deserve it for watching itv2
Alexander Barnes
Disgusting
Nolan Ward
why do Liverpool fans give a shit about some noname youth players manager
i wouldn't necessarily disagree with you i'd say shaun of the dead is both funny, and a really good zombie film though hot fuzz is funny, but like watching a shit episode of the bill
David Allen
well said minnie who's up for a cheeky revolution while the weather's still decent?
>muh democracy >muh behalf imagine how much they cringe at this shit, fucking slaves know your place
Liam Allen
Are you implying he is not elected?
Cooper Ortiz
always thought she was American putting on an accent
Grayson Long
for me? its watching the carabao cup highlights on quest
Noah Hill
if you asked me to guess what freeview channel quest was on? thirty five
Nicholas Morales
Fowler was pretty based
Do you guys feel 51% majority should be enough in a referendum for things that impact so much the life of your country men? This always felt like shit to me.
Sebastian Cooper
I'm laughing at the fact they use the same system
Camden Flores
Need a greater separation of powers in the uk. Total bollocks that the legislature and executive are so convoluted. Absolute bollocks. And we should get rid of the house of lorda and replace it with a fucking chamber of proportionate representation.
Austin Nguyen
I just think foreners should piss off tbqh
Jordan Hernandez
No. Brexit is literally insanity. But Boris is elected and can legally do it.
Lincoln Hill
If it were the other way around they wouldn't have a problem with it. Bit like diving really
Jacob Martin
holy fuck quest is channel 12 who knew?
Oliver Brooks
>i love the queen cringe
Jayden Brooks
alright steady on brainbox
Juan Green
yeah decent shout that i do like minnie though and she's spent her life in a sheltered environment so i'll give her a pass
The gay Indian guy is Prime Minsiter of Ireland, not India
Leo Morgan
honestly, out of wayne rooney and the sun, i'd fancy that rooney is the one telling the truth
Eli Barnes
Does he think we've forgotten about how he used to shag granny prostitutes?
John Jackson
My point was that remainers would not have a problem with the original referendum finishing 52-48 in their favour, so idk why you even posted that low quality image tbqh
I know it was that's why I posted that image slowpoke
Elijah Baker
Its late and ive had a couple
Carson Fisher
t. rooney The Sun is a respected and well researched newspaper renowned for it's investigation reports bringing the truth to the common people of the world.
Probably because a remain win would've been a vote to not change anything. Imagine if instead it was a vote to join the EU, and joining won by a margin of 51%, people would've had issues with that too.
Was there much of an anti-EU movement in Sweden at the time?
Oliver Hall
Wasnt it between Camerons “deal” and leave though? There was no status quo option.
Lincoln Price
Can't say I remember much but I think so. All the men close to me voted no and the women yes tho.
Gabriel Russell
Yeah, people partly voted Leave as a Fuck You to Cameron and the Tories, but a lot of people realised that was a heat of the moment vote. I'd bet around 60% of the country are remain at this point.
Also the EU is constantly moving towards closer union so yeah, there was no status quo
Sebastian Ortiz
>60%
If anything Leave would win with a bigger margin. That being said most of the general public are sick of the constant crying and bullshit and just want it to be over one way or the other
Eli Fisher
*sips* been a boomer for a while
Daniel Wood
>I'd bet around 60% of the country are remain at this point. Doubt it lol. If anything opinions on both sides of the argument have just hardened.
Luis Lee
I'm taking into account >All the people that sat out on the original vote who assumed Remain would win easily >All the people who realised they were lied to in the initial campaign >The new wave of voters who grew up watching this shit show and don't believe in it >All the people who wanted soft Brexit >All the people who hate Boris Johnson >All the people fed up with hearing about Brexit I'd say they all outnumber leavers by now
James Flores
>No remain voters could have possibly changed their mind!!!!
Jackson Perez
On my personal knowledge of friends, family, coworkers, the only people who've changed their minds are original leave voters. Remainers are all still remainers.
Jackson Reyes
Have the FA proposed any changes in case of a hard brexit? Like someway to get work visas or number of foreigners? You know the stuff i care about
Samuel Ramirez
Ok lads. I’m bored of talking about brexit now
Joshua Ramirez
Haha yeah Also fuck international breaks and if we lose to Arsenal I'll be sad and worried
Dominic Martinez
Prepare to be sad and worried. For some reason I'm sensing a good weekend for Arsenal.
Henry Garcia
If we lose to Soton I’ll kill myself
Parker Collins
>shocking newcastle lost the opening round of a cup run
I am. We've looked like shit the first 3 games. Ndombele is out and I feel we need him.
Josiah Jones
Poch overworks his players.
Zachary Reed
I wouldn't worry about it. Arsenal are shocking. Scraped 1-0 over Poocastle, cheated a 2-1 win over Burnlel and then got beaten by a weakened Liverpool team. I wouldn't worry lad.
Kayden Gutierrez
>Scraped 1-0 over Poocastle better than spuds managed
Robert Diaz
Nah
Brayden Moore
Freak result. Just watch the teams mate and see how poor Arsenal are. Spent £75m on a meme who hasn't score yet. £30m on a defender who won't play until January. £8m on David '7-1' Luiz who has cost them two goals already. Unless Bellerin is suddenly back or Ceballos raped it up again (he was shockingly bad against Liverpool) I don't see Arsenal scoring let alone winning.
Kevin Kelly
Yes he trains them til they the dirt
Jaxson Gutierrez
haha nah
Lincoln Smith
/HTFC/ thread again. Based. Comfy. Bluepilled
Ethan Morales
Which manager in the top 5 leagues was the highest quality player (excluding Zidane)?
Evan Wright
Lampard
Tyler Robinson
Fucking kek
Dylan Parker
Henry until he was sacked
Thomas Murphy
Ancelotti
Logan Nelson
Vieira /discussion
Caleb Rogers
Unironically Bruce
Gabriel Martin
>YOU CAN'T GO AHEAD WITH THE DEAL WE VOTED FOR WE DIDN'T REALLY VOTE FOR THIS IT WAS ALL LIES 7 MORE REFERENDUMS TILL WE GET IT RIGHT NO YOU CAN'T STOP US STOPPING YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THE EU IF THEIR BEING CUNTS OVER DEALS YOU NEED TO BEND TO THEIR WIMB YOU NEED TO DO WHAT THE MEDIA SAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't want to be in the EU for a few reasons. 1. The EU (read Germany) wants a EU FBI. Essentially, a police force that will have jurisdiction in ANY EU country. Said a mean thing online in a sane EU country like Poland? Well here they come to punish you!
2. EU wants to form a united EU army and to leave NATO. This would be a kick in the bollocks for USA, Canada and the allies in various reasons around the world (only plus side on this is I hope it would increase the chance of a Anglosphere Federation)
3. EU(Read Germany) wants a United European State anyway. The last two options would be done, over a period 25 years and eventually lead to a Uniting Vote held in every country with a total leading to it.
This would throw away sovereignty and would lead to a situation where you're fucked whatever you do and a United NATO Force couldn't take on Russia on its own.
if eu superstate happened would we end up with some EU mega league
Elijah Cook
The super league will be already well established by then
Alexander Sanders
yes
Nathaniel Perez
haha yeah
Cooper Fisher
>yfw this is exactly why politics is so shit and the government can get away with following 1984 as a guide book because people just go 'haha yeah' when bad shit happens haha yeah.
Noah Morgan
no one cares mate this thread is about football
Jonathan Jackson
Politics affects football mate. Assuming Brexit happens, we won't be able to sign players without lengthy work permit situations. Unless of course there is EU Free Movement which defeats the whole point of Brexit and thus is irrelevant.
Life is interconnected, mate. The world is interconnected.
Dominic James
>we won't be able to sign players without lengthy work permit situations fackin cunts can play in uber eats league then *sips carling*
Christopher Garcia
>switching from left to right traffic >NO Based swedes of 1955.
Kevin Myers
I mean, in one way, we'd have loads of British lads in the teams. Would it improve the quality of the NT? Probably not. You can look at the likes of China, Malaysia and Singapore as proof the quotas does sweet fuck all.
>remainers complaining about democracy not being respected
Fucking lmao
Josiah Carter
>the executive absuing its power to stop the legislature from performing its duties is democratic
Parker Howard
don't know how it is over there but here a referendum is guiding not final say
Angel Nguyen
'twas a non-binding, advisory referendum where the possiblility of leaving without a deal wasn't even discussed that has now transformed into a supposed mandate for no deal immediately and fuck our democracy and the union if that's what it takes to make it happen
Angel Jackson
I also think that if a referendum is close to 50-50 shouldn't act for what in britain now is obvious reasons
How bad is the transfer market in Italy when Roma are trying to sign this dogshit defender?
Mason James
They went from Lovren to Smalling? What are they doing?
Colton Thompson
you don't wanna know
Hunter Ward
based mike
Matthew Miller
>italian football
Levi Lee
1. Don’t be racist/sexist/homophobic etc on the internet. In fact, don’t be racist/sexist/homophobic at all. It’s not difficult only dumb people are.
2. What difference does it make it we have a NATO/UN/EU army, the purpose of them are all the same.
3. Why would this be such a terrible thing? (I don’t advocate this, nor do I think it’s actually likely as a follow through point to 1. & 2.) You would just have a federal style system where some rules were made for all “states” and those that needed to be localised would be.
Parker Smith
Tbf id rather take Smalling than Lovren.
John Perez
What’s with all these “loans” in Italy lads?
Jonathan Collins
that's how they do things
Hudson Flores
money laundry
Thomas Reed
creative accounting ftfy
Brayden Collins
Do you lads kinda spread your ass a bit before you sit down for a shit? Makes it slightly easier to get the poop out
David Scott
how big is your arse lad?
Juan Powell
what's with man u sending all their best players to italy?
Michael Jackson
s tier strat is taking one trouser leg off and having your knees wider apart man was not made to shit with trousers round their ankles
Tyler Russell
Pretty small desu I’m skinny
Samuel Ross
Squating in a field. Lean forward to get a better angle.
What’s for lunch lads? Chicken and avocado salad for me
Carson Howard
Reminder: If you think VVD was the best player in the world last year and therefore is deserving of the balon d’or you are mentally ill
Robert Richardson
True he's not even a top 20 cb
Nathaniel Cooper
He is the top CB but he is not the best player in the world.
Chase Diaz
What time is Ole’s press conference today lads?
Wyatt Miller
i had some bread and cheese and some bread and butter and a hot cross bun (bread and butter and raisins)
Alexander Sanchez
Top 25 MAYBE
Dominic Miller
>best player for the best team in the world >not deserving of being called the best player in the world
Carter Kelly
>still missing the point The team they play for is LITERALLY irrelevant
Sebastian Powell
Are you dumb?
Juan Butler
well that's your opinion it is not the prevailing one
Nolan Fisher
Gregg Evens reporting that Tyrone Mings has been called up for England
Matthew Brown
I am aware that the balon d’or is no longer awarded to the best player in the world. Originally it was awarded to the best player. Then around the Sneijder period people started shouting for the best player in the most successful team to win. That has basically continued since.
Nolan Gomez
I sense an incoming acl injury
Landon Gomez
>96 Checked Also you don’t understand what the balon d’or is. Nor do those voting for it.
Brandon Bailey
>around the Sneijder period how about literally forever hmm yes cannavro was the best player in the world in 2006 sammer was in 96 belanov was in 86 fact is the balon d'or has never been awarded for what you think it should be awarded for
Noah Powell
Who are England’s CBs in order of Southgates preference?
Stones Gomez Maguire Tarkowski Mings
Carter Scott
Who was better than Cannavaro in 2006?
Mason Ramirez
Maguire plays for United so he probably automatically gets the top spot
Jackson Perez
sheva, kaka, ronaldinho
Kayden Morales
Nope not in 2006. You could maybe argue Henry but the other three didn’t have great seasons in 2006
Luis Gutierrez
but they were better players, no?
Adam Perry
I think again you’re misunderstanding the argument. I’m not saying that you should win the award based on pure talent. You have to also put that talent to work and show your quality on the pitch. For example, Messi sometimes has years where his level drops a little and that allows CR7s performances to overtake him. Nobody would argue that CR7 is better than him if they are both performing at peak levels. It’s impossible to argue that VVD player better football than Messi last season. He was perhaps more consistent but Messi’s highs were way higher (and yes I acknowledge it’s easier for forwards to have higher highs but that’s just the way it goes)
Nathan Ward
but again you're just creating your own headcanon for what the balon d'or is i'd honestly have more respect for you if you just posted 0 pls
For me, it’s hardcore porn with triple anal involved.
Jonathan Taylor
When is Neymar habbening?
Cameron Cooper
Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool), Ross Barkley (Chelsea), Ben Chilwell (Leicester City), Joe Gomez (Liverpool), Tom Heaton (Aston Villa), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur), Michael Keane (Everton), Jesse Lingard (Manchester United), James Maddison (Leicester City), Harry Maguire (Manchester United), Tyrone Mings (Aston Villa), Mason Mount (Chelsea), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Liverpool), Jordan Pickford (Everton), Nick Pope (Burnley), Marcus Rashford (Manchester United), Declan Rice (West Ham United), Danny Rose (Tottenham Hotspur), Jadon Sancho (Borussia Dortmund), Raheem Sterling (Manchester City), Kieran Trippier (Atletico Madrid), Aaron Wan-Bissaka (Manchester United), Callum Wilson (AFC Bournemouth), Harry Winks (Tottenham Hotspur)
Evan Davis
JUST
Angel Myers
>chilwell >Gomez >Lingard
Thought he was set on picking players that were in form?
Carter Fisher
>promoting your own posts in another thread because nobody is interested
all i'm seeing here is that he plays for a shit team
Noah Bailey
I just want you lads to know I would have sex with this woman
Kevin Smith
haha yeah (#metoo)
Sebastian Lee
Rachel just turned around to reveal the back of her top and she has no bra on. Can’t work out how she’s holding up her tatty bojangles. Must be a stick on bra?
Thomas Rivera
Camera trickery. There's a lad holding them in place but you cant see him
Any of you lads in south east London? Gonna grab a pint and wouldn’t mind some company.
Evan Diaz
He'll fit right in in the England squad then
Mason Garcia
what are they going to do in the 90 minutes between when the champions legaue draw programme starts and the draw itself takes place? is it just uefa executives talking?
Brody Scott
>Sterling is the only player in the squad to have made a relevant contribution to a premier league winning team Wew
Nathaniel Sanchez
im down, where you wanna go no chelsea fans though
yes
Joshua Lee
yeah and greasing up old players and whatnot
Adam Harris
Normally it’s a 10 man 3 woman orgy that includes piss shit anal choking and finishes with a massive bukake
Nathan Jackson
live performance from the winner of Eurovision
Adam Ross
Maybe the falcon in Clapham? Nice garden. Can be there in 30 mins?
James Campbell
ok how will i know its you. wear something obvious or unique like a hat or something and ill come find out
Thomas Rivera
I’ll be wearing a blue cap with a red C on it. It’s a Chicago Cubs hat. See ya at quarter to 4?
Evan Howard
Have a nice pint lads. No homo
Eli Stewart
Oh. There’ll be homo. Don’t worry about that.
John Taylor
ok cya there m8. anyone else here is welcome to come too.
Brody Perry
I'll be the one wandering round whispering 'haha yeah' over and over
Gabriel Gomez
Made me laugh
Andrew Collins
Lol
Aiden Turner
Does this shit ever actually happen? I mean I was the one who suggested the pint but I was just bantering. I’m literally about to get in the bath so no chance I’m going also I’m not meeting some weird dudes off the internet. If there was some official /epl/ /trans/ lads event I’d go and look at it from a distance though
Jaxon Murphy
I've met people from Yea Forums but I got to know them online properly not just meeting some user in a pub
Eli Reyes
I dont like most people and esp not neckbeards and aspies so I always stay away from shit like this. Met up with guildmates tho but that's another buisness tbqh
Christopher Collins
I mean it seems a bit weird. Everyone on here is pretty strange. I am going for a pint in south London later. But not there and certainly not with you spackers
David Sullivan
>not with you spackers alright mate I'm actually pretty charming and good company your lose
Nicholas Long
guild in what game? what character do you play and are you any good?
Andrew Roberts
Sound like a fucking cunt to me
Dylan Bailey
What’s a guildmate?
Wyatt Walker
Long time ago fren. Wow. Not shit played at world top 200~ level
James James
Maybe I should be asking you? What’s a guild,mate?
Elijah Allen
A bath huh? Sounds p sexy
Matthew Young
>United confirm Matteo Darmian will leave this summer.
Carson Lewis
So that 'Northern Ireland is the best team in Europe' meme will end soon?
Benjamin Young
I must’ve missed this meme
Easton Flores
some yank spamming it because N.I are top of their group
