/cric/ - based Stokes edition

Based sebbo
Based eirzona
Based bla

I cri evri tim

Can you imagine that happening in a game
let alone a World Cup Final
let alone in a World cup final with 2 balls to go that you are about to lose if it didn't happen

>singlehandedly lose ipl final
>get dragged through shit by media for punching on
>true story comes out, protecting fags
>win world cup
>revive ashes with possibly the greatest performance by one player in Ashes and grig history
>in line for knighthood
there's been some great redemption arcs this Ashes, Smoth has been awesome as well
based cric

can you imagine using all your reviews and then getting BTFO'd?

I don't give a shit about Stokes, but his parents are shameless media whores with the number of times they're let cameras into their living room.

Grig

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would like to see her do a reverse sweep

god I wish that were me

take your meds. stop typing "ashes" freak

its the only cricket that matters (the Ashes)

Oh shit based sebbo bla

youtube.com/watch?v=7qEzrw9B9ns&feature=youtu.be&t=1h15m30s

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grim

yikes

imagine having your identity being entirely based on you liking childrens' movies

imagine getting worked up into a frothing rage on a podcast over people disagreeing with you

>your identity
pretty gay tbqh

I'm a materialist so I have transcended all notions of identity and ego

i too have had my mind blasted by mushrooms one too many times

The opposite lad, psychedelics tend to make you more like you to believe in the metaphysical

whoops did indeed post this in the wrong thread lads haha ignore that

imagine playing classic

It's seriously unbearable to play Classic after playing PoE. I thought I was definitely skipping this league to play Classic WoW but holy shit it's like watching a youtube video of killing 1 mob at .25 speed over and over. Blight here we come.

texting a girl I met on tinder lads, everythings coming up milhouse

ask her what she thinks about classic

sneed

Based

can ashley giles suspend the selection team before the 4th test to bypass Ed Smith's nutty selections

not a bad idea

Why did they call it the big bash league? Just sounds like a massive wankerthon you dirty aussie cunts.

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Why did they call it vitality blast? Because England is full of nonces that blast all over children to steal their vitality

vitality blast is much better

why did they call it the indian premier league? makes it sound like a takeaway

for it should be the big blast

youtube.com/watch?v=KdxoPPuAdic&ab_channel=JakeTheBassist91

Big Brain Ed will pick Laurie Evans to open at Old Trafford. His record in the Vitality Blast is unmatched. Screencap this post

how do i pronounce kino?

How could his dick possibly fit behind that ball?

kike-no

kai-no

Oi, bit racist mate.

I'm always worried I'm going to slip up and use kino in an everyday conversation

keynote

is this rurulad

rurulad was really a disappointing chapter of /cric/ history

ah yes the modern equivalent of underarm throw. But the seething kiwis remain the same.

>an accident is the equivalent of an intentional act

cricket and the wickets in cricket

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i assumed it was this but was worried it should be kee-no

>accident

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dunno about german but in russia it's 'кинo' which is phonetically kee-no

About to delete all my porn and go to the gym, what do you guys think?

based briton thinking like a lawyer

For me, it's Piers Morgan getting bodylined by Lee.
youtube.com/watch?v=_ePx61TkXKY

keep the porn

and sod the gym

you guys really aren't helping

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Decent looking bloke with a nice apartment/money, wonder what caused him to get sucked into that cesspit of autism

thinking about buying this
but is it too reddit?

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Nerdy. Weak. Loser.
Asian male representation in mainstream media is shit. Media is a huge part in shaping culture, and the Asian men in the movies / tv shows that we are exposed to since we are little kids is horrible.

Effeminate, asexual, nerdy losers is how Asian dudes are portrayed. Jin Yang from HBO’s Silicon Valley and Ken Jeong from the Hangover come to mind.

I’m tired of seeing portrayals like this when I know that there is a whole range of awesome Badass Asian Dudes out there in the world.

I want to do my part in spotlighting Badass Asian Dudes and featuring their inspirational stories, actionable advice, and life lessons so I created this podcast.

The Badass Asian Dudes Podcast is a podcast providing the inspiration, tools, and resources to empower and help the next generation of Asian dudes live a Badass life.

Warne can be a complete cringetard sometimes

if this were anyone but piers lee would have come off looking like a proper cunt

hong kong fucking shits

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Dream of a time on cric, I believe is not too far away, where Brit posters and the beta cuck stamps from NZ and aus fuck off from cric and leave the based USA, Irish and Indian posters in peace. This is a place for education of the lesser cricket nations and we only need based India to teach us. Now get out

youtube.com/watch?v=wC_tahrr7qg

he actually thinks he isn't a fat retarded transparent mess lads

just what NZ needed to once again retain the Moral Victory Trophy™

holy mother of so true

Have you been reading those women's magazines again?

he's very proud of his irish proxy isn't he

post hand you dirty yellow cunt.

Andersonkino.

dub dubs of fucking grim stuff.

Finally filed tax return.

Since people have been asking

Username: @4chancricket
Password: ellyse>holly

Been that for a while, not sure why no one knows it

>ellyse>holly
Yikes cringe

it's changed

>With adults so poor at protecting their privacy online, how can we ever expect children to be safe using similar services.
Scratching the old noggin at this brainturd

Works for me. I can change it again, suggest a good password

yeah cuz it's asking for phone no.

Oh ok, 0226806179

Who is Clark Matthews?

I look cute today

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twitter.com/CricketNSWBlues/status/794785835690274816
howling

kek

Change it to “based sebbo”

Agreed

post picture

Trips of truth right there lads.

Discovered richo’s twitter lads.

Really an awe-inspiring level of casualness.

what for? brazzers?

no

>omae wa mou shindeiru

Shan't be touching the Twitter.

It's not gay if you don't pay

shall be posting in the Twitter

Shall be posting in /cric/

/hoc/ > twitter

shant be posting in /cric/

you now remember the /rug/ twitter

I imagine many of you guys post in r9k

what was the /rug/ twitter, imagine it was awful

Posted in /cric/feel once. Got some robots really, really upset by talking about how sport, dress sense, and hygiene can lead to fulfilling consensual sex with a woman without cash being involved.

twitter.com/4chancricket/status/1035161981378908160
based

sebbo mate you used to crosslink your /adv/ threads about your fat asian oneitis and your difficulties with the laws of gravity don't act like you're well adjusted

where's the lie?

You've got to respect sebbo tbqhf

>that tranny cricket video

yikes

Kek

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>23 with the ball is excellent

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Andersons literally the most overrated piece of shit in the world. At home hes barely world class, away hes dogshit and hes only the highest test pace wicket taker because player play more games. Same with Cook in regards to test runs. Dogshit. Chronic dogshit.

The life of a high flying Tucson lawyer.

just logged into /cric/ twiiter

>sebbo mate you used to crosslink your /adv/ threads about your fat asian oneitis and your difficulties with the laws of gravity
wondering where this ever happened

twitter.com/4chancricket/status/1166699014634573824
Warnie on the ropes lads

>literally an unemployed NEET

Never believed it for a second myself sebbo

I wouldn't mind if it was other sport, but i thought cric had it covered with their rules

literally is world class at home these days, has an insane average over the last 4-5 years

away from home he's just a tidy economic bowler and still our most reliable one outside of English conditions due to his unerring line and length

>be aussie
>be seething
>be having instant recollection of sebbo posts from 18 months ago
living embodiment of rent free lads

living with mummy and having her cook for him

>sebbo btfos cfan69
>18 months pass
>haha look at the neet lads *sweating profusely*
he's on the ropes

Kek, looking forward to a response on this. Can't see one though this is classic case of the free rental

>uses piss jugs

he's absolutely lethal at home though

jesus christ you're poothetic

watching vuleta lads, missing le tour 2bh

tiz-cycling-live.io/

>is obese

Modest mouse - missed the boat
So freaking catchy . Nothing wrong with poppier modest mouse

>At home hes barely world class
Come now.

>18-month-old cheesemaking pics
>KEK PISS JUGS
once again lads
rent free

He's Australian

I saw him bowl in 2005. Was awful

Anderson is high IQ. His dissection of his bowling videos are kino

saor ó chíos

Is ed gorton the bard

...

BUNAITHE

Imagine responding to yourself.

Imagine choosing to ignore the clear evidence I'm not sebbo. Imagine choosing this. You literally want it so that a guy in America is using a proxy for cric drama. You actually want this rather than accepting the facts.

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Stokes' Mum isn't half bad

have that one on my work playlist
fascinating I know

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>This bald fuck was asked to catch a ball. You won't BELIEVE what happens next

averages 20.19 home and away since the coward joe root became captain
don't know what more you want

Based big borris. Absolute madman

yep
genuinely reckon the aussie is so mentally broken by this that he's smearing his dorm room walls with faeces right now

I imagine him smashing his room up right now in an autistic rage. His face must be so red

need a simpsons episode to watch lads

How do i find that stat

s11e5

dont know how the cazzies do it m8 I just know that offhand because i'm a cricket fan
bart gets an elephant

thanks, both good episodes

Go through the scorecards of each match Anderson has played under Roots captaincy, add up all his wickets taken and runs conceded, divide one by the other, that's his bowling average since Root became captain.

anderson's career comes in 3 acts
act 1: (2003-2008) - capable of bowling unplayable swinging deliveries but in between would spray it around. negligible impact away from home
act 2: (2009-2014) excellent at home but fairly mediocre away
act 3 (2015-) consistently threatening and economical home and away

can't wait for the poms to leave /cric/ forever 2bh

You lot need to jog on first

Can't wait to see the welcome Paine gets when he flies home

he did have 2 good tours of india and australia within act 2 but also some pretty terrible ones which is why he is mediocre

one of a hero I assume when he returns with The Urn

For me its 2014 Angel Olsen. In terms of music and attractiveness.
youtube.com/watch?v=oL_3Y4zNnqg

saw her and her giant titties at laneway in early 2015

Bullshit, where?

laneway mate made that quite clear I thought

Oh. I'm a retard, thought you said 'in a laneway' not 'at laneway'

misinterpret a man and not (You) him in the clarification will ya?

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Truthnuke: Monty Panesar was a better matchwinner than Mitchell 'Mitch' Johnson

>act 3 (2015-) consistently threatening and economical home and away
KEK

blanderson is shit

Why did she cut her fringe shorter, turned her from a 9 to a 7, will never understand it.

>jfs seething at the indisputable greatness of Jimmy Anderson, statistically the best fast bowler in the history of cricket

>Talking stats
That's yank talk. Exposed as sebbo.

Sebbo

Thought this was the poof, why’s he got a gf

Sebbo...

cricket

Sebbo??

post cric tunes
youtube.com/watch?v=q0MybgaABII

Absolute based and spot on post

Classic WoW

Did they reset it just so the can fuck it up all over again?

I have no idea. I've never played it.

osrs

Good man

youtu.be/OfR6_V91fG8

Considering giving the free trial a shot.

Are there enough OSRS players in cric to start a clan chat i wonder

God that would be cringe.

vimeo.com/85144629

youtube.com/watch?v=wa_iG_W0gvk

For me, its Steve Smith

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Nice to see him finally aging a little, thought he'd look 12 forever desu.

FAS should not prevent you from living a full and successful life and steve smith shows this

why's she so sumg?

>like a blithering old buffoon
>picture of ed miliband
dropped

walking the dog lads

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you do look like a dumb mutt

Where are you? I only see the dog.

i kinda miss miliband desu

won't (You) him about it but Zachy does look quite handsome in that picture

just a corbyn without any guts, who in hindsight realised that he could have won in 2015 if he had followed his instincts and pursued a transformative social democratic agenda instead of left neoliberalism. but he's a good man nonetheless. his dad was a legend.

slaps

Shan’t take the bait lads.

a loud, foul mouthed, opinionated American? Is the Internet ready for this?

what phone can take a selfie of this quality

You ok bro

Just fine la

i have a oneplus 6T
the official phone of /cric/

>just a corbyn without any guts,
couldn;t give the slightest fuck about his politics. i just miss watching him stumble through political issues like an autistic robot.

plus the ed stone was absolutely fucking quality laffs at the time

ah yeah got a 5T but the camera is a bit shit

don't have a problem with the lack of an audio jack? I know you enjoy your music

i dont really use headphones as scared of tinnitus
6t speakers are very good for a phone i just kind of blare music out while bopping about

still remember this picture sometimes and laugh

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also scared of getting run over
in bulgaria if id used headphones i literally would have got run over as the drivers are nutters

use your eyes mate

Lidly me aldi

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youtube.com/watch?v=wCem9EZb-YA

sad how he got done over by the right wing press but he didn't help himself

Doom Miliband was the greatest version of this meme, and still makes me kek. Though the cricket versions are kino too

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good meme

damn there were a lot of miliband memes, I totally forgot about the negotiating table incident

Just caught this one lads. Based.

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At the dentist lads

quite like corbyn. sad he will never be elected

quite like corbyn specifically because he'll never be elected desu

How does Katie Perry keep releasing bangers?

brainful

good producers plus she has huge bristols

Don't have these saved anymore. Was it really 4 years ago? Where does the time go. He resigned before Broads 8/15 which seems a lifetime ago
There were so many. 'You could have negotiated', 'next stop hell'

he will, don't worry la

haven't you learned your lesson from 2017, you dog?

She definitely does it for me. But is she a make up merchant?

that test doesn't seem that long ago to me even though it was 4 years

you could probably find them in brit/pol/ threads in the archive with a bit of searching

what lesson?

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mental how much smaller everything gets when you get older, time especially

your ballsack gets longer

hot n cold is GOAT

You just had more of it when you were younger

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the fact toy story came out 24 years ago blows my mind

I saw it in the cinema

I still remember what I had to eat at the cinema
got told off for nicking pick n mix

>what lesson?
corbyn's policies are popular, if not the man himself. far more popular than the policies or personality of johnson.

Saw it on pay-per-view here. Had a pirate set top box. Back in the days before digital cable made that impossible.

Not as popular as Theresa May's policies, as evidenced by her winning more seats and a wider share of the vote

you now remember the cinema

only the 1st toy story is good

actually if you ask voters to place the parties on a 1-10 scale, 1 being most hated and 10 being most liked, labour edged out the tories in 2015. i'd suppose that was the same in 2017, as the gap between the two narrowed. also, you will be aware that most voters don't know very much at all about policies.

what's the house of lords situation, are they elected and party aligned?

Why don't people use condoms anymore?

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most lords are appointed for life by HM government, but some still inherit their seat, somehow. the government is obliged to accept some appointments from opposition parties. some lords sit as crossbenchers, thus are not party aligned, to prevent one party from ever having a clear majority. 26 church of england bishops also sit as the Lords spiritual. the whole thing is a hangover from feudal times. these are some of the disadvantages of being the world's oldest 'democracy' (if you think the system qualifies as such).

sizeable tune

zach's dick is so fucking grim
mad how hollywood jews pretend cut dicks look better

people just grew tired of them. STDS are quite rare anyway

think dilemna is my favourite death grips track. not really into them though

remember seeing it live here youtu.be/MxFRO9pRlwE just insane
>this was almost seven years ago

the fanbase puts me off them Tbh quite like their music

first time listening to them since 2016 right now actually

mental that you still have that shit going
can't fathom it

I honestly question the narrative that there’s been one continuous democracy since whenever the fuck. 1066 or whenever.

The way the English judiciary has changed since the end of the 18th century itself is momentous enough that I’d consider it a completely different government.

It was designed specifically to subvert democracy, it's not a 'hangover' in that sense. The Lords is far from perfect, but thank fuck we have that at least.

Imperfect bicamerialism is far, far better than perfect unicameralism.

fucking embarrassing isn't it mate

yeah, I don't mean to be technical, I don't think putting a cross on a ballot paper once every five years can realistically qualify as 'rule of the people'. but we can still say that France has been a democracy (in the accepted understanding of the term) since the revolution, even though they're on their fifth republic

>The Lords is far from perfect, but thank fuck we have that at least.
why?

I prefer unicameralism for strong governments. lords are 'small c' conservative in that they'll block anything too radical of right or left. fuck that.

How British democracy started is complex and gradually changed over the centuries, but it certainly didn't start in 1066. The Magna Carta was written in 1215 which, again, was not the beginning of democracy, but was the beginning of the formalisation of the ideas of individual sovereignty which undoubtedly played a huge part in leading to democracy centuries later.

Tbh I'd prefer that over here too. our upper house was meant to give the smaller colonies a voice over the two big colonies but it's just an extension of lower house politics now that functions only to make life harder for the lower house.

Queensland abolished their upper house years ago and haven't really had any problems as a result. wish we'd all follow suit

>why?
Because we want change, but we also want change to be tempered. Democratically elected officials don't have long-term responsibility, as a general rule, and inevitably appeal to the lowest common denominator. Having a system that at least checks on this in some way is orders of magnitude more preferable to one where they go about their business with no oversight.

Why are Aussies such utter utter boring and dumb cunts

Magna Carta is a bit of a meme, doesn't have half the relevance people put onto it. really it's just symbolic as a stage where the monarch's absolute power was tempered and not much else

unicameralism permits change to happen too quickly. it's how you wind up with men playing women's sport going from being a weird joke to being mainstream in the span of a decade.

so true

Just because its eirebro doesn't mean it's really sebbo and if you think it sebbo, maybe you'll be seething over again we'll have to get on the ropes again

Just because its eirebro doesn't mean it's really sebbo and if you think it sebbo, maybe you'll be seething over and over and over again

I guess you could all try therapy

two days until payday lads
gonna get the bongo in i reckon

yep, so true
change must happen eventually, but it almost never has to happen in the span of a year or two.

It doesn't mean much now, but it absolutely changed the course of history. You can trivialise how it tempered absolute rule of monarchy all you like, however you're talking about a period in history where commoners had absolutely nothing. It changed everything, who knows where the fuck we'd be now if it hadn't happened.

>we also want change to be tempered
i'd question whether we could afford to be sluggish in times of crisis, such as the present

personally I like rapid change, particularly as things have been fucking shit for so long

can anyone recommend me a good book on gough whitlam? preferably a favourable account :^)

did absolutely nothing for commoners mate it entirely was made to benefit and protect the landed aristocracy

>such as the present
no real crisis at the moment, though to the extent there is, it was caused by excessively fast change
>things have been fucking shit for so long
no they haven't

based retard

feudalism and increased local rule and recognition of custom was definitely an improvement over the previous system, and absolutely a necessity in governing a kingdom of any size.

the fact is that when the local lord benefitted, his people tended to benefit as well. maybe not in the same way as they might today, but the economics weren't the same back then either.

We aren't in a time of crisis, stop buying into the sensationalism they're peddling. And the system has provisions built in to deal with such times.

do you even know what the Magna Carta was you fat cunt

*be's a broad shouldered middle class englishman*

do you?

I have a published reviewed journal article on it so yeah I'd like to say so

Top or bot

>no real crisis at the moment
the present formation in liberal democracies has been in crisis since 2008, or at least some time after, as politics has been roiled by the great recession. it's what gramsci would call a crisis of hegemony - the ideology of the past 40 years, and the social fragments that supported it, has lost legitimacy, leading to a populist moment. to paraphrase him, the old system is dead, but the new one is yet to crystallise. in the intervening period all sorts of odd political phenomena arise, as liberal democracy tries to find some new ruling ideology/system. this is why you see the parties that represent the old order doing very badly in elections, and new parties, sometimes quite odd ones, doing very well. surely it is undeniable that we are in a time of political turmoil not seen since anything in the late 70s and early 80s. to see examples of old parties doing badly and new ones, that wouldn't have had a chance in elections previously, doing well, just look at any recent election in Europe.

the more a country has been hit by 2008, the more their political system is thrown into turmoil. the more a political system is in crisis, the more parties that are pretty far from the previous 'centre ground' do well. there are countless examples.

>no they haven't
for many people they have been.

refer to above. trust levels in the political system and in what people consider to be the 'elite' are at all time lows. how can you not see this?

haven't read one I can recommend but he was a remarkable politician, shame what happened to him

he was. but the right will always use unconstitutional means as a last resort.

anyway, lads. ben stokes for PM?

your favourite cricketing body?
wahab riaz for me
just exudes a nonchalant masculinity

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I can see what you're saying, what you're saying is people are losing faith in the political system because it's not working for us, so the political system needs to be better placed to make sure it can shut down people who have a problem with how it's working.

bairstow. One man shield wall

the classic medium build

the james pattinson big rig

it's really incredible, how can Taylor "iffy" Swift compete?

fit for the theatre

FUCK reddit

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...woah. Can you say that?

Don't appreciate Raji swearing at us

need a south asian best mate

give me a rundown on this prorouged shit lads

no, i'm saying the opposite, it should be more responsive to people that have a problem with it. and it is slowly happening, as evidenced by the fact that both major parties are led by leaders from the more 'extreme' (not that they are) wings of their parties. but the Lords should not have any say whatsoever, because they're the opposite of democratic.

back to cricket anyway before janny deletes posts.

Rajibrain

reading up on it

never realised how different our political systems are from yours

First time ever that I'm genuinely worried about climate change.

I've come to the conclusion were fooked becasue none of the world biggest countries give a shit. Makes no sense desu

it's all extremely grim yeah

honestly just past the point of caring myself, nothing I can do about the forces destroying the world

youtube.com/watch?v=tpX8Dzg7n8E

absolute banger

LOVE T20
LOVE ODIs
LOVE TESTS
LOVE /CRIC/ SIMPLE AAAAAAAAS

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Cannot understand why they don't give a shit unless the rich and powerful have some sort of elysium style project we don't know about.

3 1 2 4

the countries that caused it will be the ones least affected, the people within those countries that caused it will also be the least affected

youtube.com/watch?v=Ir-XjQhOyNQ
it's possible to do a bit

It's like Whitlam in 1975, but reversed.

india will be affected

Based fucking BoJo making the remoaners seethe

agreed desu although I like them all and would definitely be up for watching a test match with them sometime

soccer is such a grim sport

Which ashes is better last night's or the 2005 one?

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so true

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-49485452/blunham-cricket-club-torrential-rain-fails-to-stop-world-record-attempt

pretty based desu

>people still believe in climate change

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korean cricket rising

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1 > 2 = 3 >> 4

IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE GUYS #STOPTHECOUP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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they didn't cause it. their choice was to be in poverty or to pollute, it's called path dependency, poor countries have to follow the path set by the rich countries or perish

as a lexiteer i'm conflicted

>ynr global warming
lmao

I just try not to think about the grim future that awaits us because when I was really into this stuff and actually followed politics closely I was also at my most depressed

Think I've found Jos Buttler's replacement

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is Tool /cric/ approved?

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I have so many questions about this picture
but yeah I like them, fun to play bass to

it's fucking hilarious. i have friends who are usually seething republicans who were practically begging for the queen to say no and save them

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have really been enjoying cocteau twins lately
they make me feel happy, yet melancholy
I can experience both simultaneously because i'm a pretty deep guy

Would love to see arr Nige at the crease.

off to a date, gonna watch lion king with her, wish me luck fellas

hope her dick is nice and aesthetic

mufasa dies

feel like this is a band i should get into

youtube.com/watch?v=6KnYw4EwYGc

I have never been able to understand a single line but I still love it

my tinders dried up to fuck. guess it's time to start going out and stuff or getting hobbies. terrified of being middle aged and childless

any of your mates playing the extras?

Chill, lad. Give it a few days and you'll have loads of birds on there again. Where do you live? Big city? Town? Rural?

nah mate this a long term assessment. not being knee jerk. fairly urban

same
youtube.com/watch?v=4UVwhoq1Kys

shoaib akhtar, now THAT was a bowler
*sips*

You reckon nige primarily bats or bowls?

batsman, occasional off spinner I reckon

nah farage is a leggie mate

really fucking depressed desu
feel ill be ok when the friday springs around but the week is just a slog generally as a single man

>the EU has unelected leaders and is limiting our parliament lets leave
>our unelected PM has prorogued parliament, you MAD remoaners???

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tool are BASED
gonna listen to stinkfist right now

Every PM is unelected you complete bellend

there's more indian posters than english ones and thisnis a sport england are doing well in. just lol, fuck yourselves former colonies

formally yes, but you know that the reality is different
EU is still undemocratic nonetheless and should be fucked off for something much more left wing

give back money you have looted and your mother will not have money to buy condom.

>you now remember nicky boje
youtube.com/watch?v=beDimed8yoo

For me, it's Botham's beefy benis

Embrace the chaos senpai. It's all good

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positions are not really inconsistent desu

youtube.com/watch?v=WwfHcsKcUxg

based
youtube.com/watch?v=ETvVHqfYhKc

For me, its blowing money on hookers then drinking alone until I pass out

STOP BOWLING CHINAMEN

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classic

based

if you knock out the stumps of a chinese batsman as a seam bowler, have you still bowled a chinaman?

used to do this a lot when I worked nights for a year

>when you've paid for two pops but after the first you know you're too drunk and tired for the second

Not the guy you replied too, but i'm in the process of saving up for a mortgage and I keep blowing money on escorts too, live with my parents and 99% sure they know I use escorts. Not had a GF for 3 years, I get hookups from tinder when I tryhard but honestly prefer to fuck escorts at this point. Probably waste just under 1K a year on it, so like 1/30th of my income but it's still sorta sad, last fuckbuddy got a BF so it's my only lazy option to get laid

1k a year is no biggie. You'd spend that much on any hobby. It's the self loathing that gets you

Just having a look over the thread.
Really not too into what /cric/ has become lately.
Might just catch you in summer.

it's always worse when there aren't any tests on.

Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

I know, been in and out for years. More the dreary sebbo, Irish garbage lately. Metaposting and forcing "personalities" is as grim as it gets imo.

Thought you were leaving seething peewee

was the aussies that did the poosersonality thing originally, all wanting to have a super speshul friendship klub of likeminded memelords and then daniel and his turboautism

1 = 2 > 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4

they are boomerpilled and refuse to accept that they've already ruined the world to the point of no return. If they don't double down now, they'll be known as the generation that ruined not just human history, but the existence of life on this planet (possibly all advanced life in the universe.) that's a pretty big burden to bear so they're coping hard trying to avoid it until they die at 133 years old with a glass of whisky in their hand and their favourite music playing, at which point they're beyond reproach.

just had to drive through London, utterly utterly grim, of the few white people I saw they were disgusting, dressed head to toe in tracksuits, nuke this place to dust now

For me, its the Bottom Inspectors

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climate change scientists are working on wacky shit right now to fix the planet and make sure we don't all get BTFO, but it's not that interesting to report 'potentially maybe this weird idea could work possibly or maybe these other 100 could' the fearmongering makes money for the press who report it. not saying it's not a bad situation, just saying i'm 90% sure it's all overblown

Life will be fine. We could have a century of drought, famine and natural disasters and still end up with more people that we had in 1800.

Honestly I’ve been going back and forth on why the developed world doesn’t give a fuck. Either they don’t believe CC is a major threat (and their statesmen are lying about how seriously they’re taking it), or the famine/disasters (which will negatively impact the developing world and non-free market economies more) will alleviate global overpopulation.

Incredible that its taken barely over 100 years to ruin the planet.

We are heading toward a Malthusian dystopia and fucking cricket wont save us.

It's not a problem now. In a democracy, politicians have no incentive to deal potential future problems, they get elected based on the present.
Besides, what are they going to do? Ban air-con and flying? Any party which made a serious effort would immediately be voted out or never gain office in the first place

reckon if we plug smith into a supercomputer and let him know the wickets will get greener if climate change cools down australia he will solve it in a couple of hours

Seeding the ocean with iron to encourage algal blooms to segregate CO2.

He'll probably just work out the change in humidity, sun on the wicket, rain, grass growing times, and adjust his batting accordingly. Scientists might be able to work out what to do from the changes in his technique

>tfw global warming makes smiths technique even more memey and autistic
fucking boomers

>based sebbo

Anyone here

because the worst case scenario is much less of a chance than the doom porn being fed to the masses everyday. Also, good luck getting China or India (where 90% of the problems are located) to implement anything you pass.

Trips of bad truths

just got back home from the cinema, i'm fucking in lads

>yeah so we're gonna need you to go ahead and stop developing a western standard of living mkay? Some dreadlocked hippies and an autistic Swedish chick think the end of the world is coming

What are cinemas like on brazil? An overhead projector in a tin shack?

Would Sebbo like a gooseberry and cinnamon yogurt?

we literally have the kinoplex

like this Ahmed

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waiting for a reply to a Risky text lads don’t think shes gonna reply

OUT!
WOAAAAAAH no ball! Bad luck! OHHH! Bad luck you Aussies! HAH couldn't have happened to a nicer people!

NO NO NO NO NO
OOOHHHH LYON’S DROPPED IT
LEACH WAS IN NO MANS LAND
WITH ONLY ONE RUN IN IT

no, that'd be silly

>he doesn't enjoy distilled autism: the batting technique
t. boomer

>giving Carey a warmup in the derbyshire tour match for when they inevitably drop Paine next test

Based selectors.

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why'd you delete your posts shubbo?

With pace! ROIL PACE

JONES
BOWDEN
Kasprowicz the man to go and Harmison has done a despair on the faces of the batsman, and joy for every England player on the field.

Never had quints before
would have been a nice post to get it with too
oh well, life moves on

86.2 kg today
no change from yesterday

unit

...

rich coming from you fat cunt

74kg gang reply to me

kek seething

was down there a year ago
grim what I let happen to me

Who is the Tim Peel of cricket?

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Darrell Hair.

>74kg is fat
lmao manlets

74kg 182cm master race reporting in

he was talking about me
portly 86.2 kg at 188 cm

much weight to lose but am determined to lose it

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best part about him is that our orange retard is not the biggest laughingstock in the world anymore. so glad we only have 2 more months of ours, hopefully you guys can have a serious president soon too

Weighed 14st 9lb, then I had a poo and now I weigh 14st 7lb

i have some stones in the yard

Pick 14 and a half of them up
that's how much I weigh

>2 more months
um
user

reckon i could chuck you over the fence with ease

I don't think your stones are as big as our stones then
Or you're a very strong bloke indeed

my stones? enormous.

>using a fucking rock as a unit of measurement
Why are *nglos so damn primitive?

The UK is literally destroying their economy and throwing their future away because they’re afraid of a couple of brown people and they don’t want to use measurements that actually make sense. They’re always been retarded, bro.

>they don’t want to use measurements that actually make sense

t. imperial using faggot

Yanks use the same system of measurements you fucking idiots, pounds go into stones you just happen to only use pounds. Shan't be defending imperial measurements their superiority is clear to see

using stone for body weight is fine
using pounds and miles for spacecraft is another level of retarded

America flew to the moon in yards and inches mate

Reckon you should have a space program before telling us what is or isn’t retarded regarding space LMFAO

Specifically what's your role in the space program you fat piece of shit?

new zealand has a space agency called rocket lab based in gisborne

i literally keep the lights on at nasa by buying dippin dots at kennedy every time i go you bucktoothed anglo retard

sniff my space farts nigel

Nigel Farage is a nonce.

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>politics
Grim

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gravitational force test subject

what did he mean by this

I'll post my teeth if you post yourself standing on a scale

he admitted to being in the triple digits last year
around 120 fro memory

Yeah but for the small price of taking a picture of my pearly whites we could get crics next big meme picture
Worth a shot

List of cricket grounds with the best light:

1. Lord’s, London
2. Headingley, Leeds
3. Ageas Bowl, Southampton
4. Edgbaston, Birmingham
5. The Oval, London

just got a haircut ama

god I look good

>The UK is literally destroying their economy and throwing their future away
incorrect, the EU ties us into shitty right wing economic policy

>because they’re afraid of a couple of brown people
not why people voted leave

fuck off on all accounts yank

actually, best thread for a while

fuck up dermot

Cricket discussion with the lads

all you need

pub???????????

parmi and pint thanks mate ta

ill chuck in an order while i drink your pint before you arrive

burger and chips with loads of malt vinegar mate
like ask for the stock bottle

thanks mate

anyone else coming?

sorry mate i've got to go i've just remembered i've got an early start tomorrow haha

It’s Mahia lad, but the rockets are built in the new Mt Wellington facility.

Imagine if we had 3 bumrahs

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Imagine if we had 3 sebbos

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Are you sebbo?

might as well be

Tell me more about yourself m8

lawyer
lover
based as fuck

Lover of what?

fine wines
beautiful women
test cricket

Do you find this woman beautiful

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close enough

Looks a bit young mate.

>nathan lyon has run through england multiple times
>3 guys on the offside boundary
>1 wicket in the shed and the ashes which have been played for for 70 years before any nation that wasn't england or australia even played cricket internationally is lost with the test
>test cricket, pinnacle of the game. Everything done on percentages. One mistake over 5 days is all it takes to get out and have your entire cricketing career until that point ruined
>ben stokes switch hits him for 6 over 2 deep covers
reckon you shouldn't be allowed to do that

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She's 19

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jesus adult women are looking younger and younger these days
she has good dress sense in that photo

Here she is 16
Do you like her now?

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>Smith is also considering wearing a StemGuard attachment on his helmet as he tries to overcome the significant discomfort he feels when wearing the neck protector.

>"I've tried them before, and I tried them the other day when I was batting and I reckon my heart rate went up about 30 or 40 straight away," said Smith. "I just feel claustrophobic. I compare it to being stuck in an MRI scan machine."

>It is no surprise that someone who is famously obsessive about routine, repetitive movements and immaculately precise kit - he tapes his shoelaces inside his trouser legs so they can't be seen - would be reticent to change, but he accepts that at some stage he will need to adapt.

youtube.com/watch?v=gqz8idTA8ZU

don't think 2005 can be topped just because of the personalities and the hype around the allstar aussie team

hmm

>replying to sebbo

>calling every american sebbo

Based Sebbo.

>replying to sebbo

>replying to sebbo on a proxy

based governess smashed them lads

based sebbos

Will Bangladesh ever be world class team?

I reckon she'd go alright on Taskmaster.

get the feeling china doesnt have our best interests at heart lads

Love test Cricket lads

oceanic classic servers have been dead for almost 2 hours now lads ;_;
was in queue since 8am
isnt even any cricky on tonight, just fuck my shit up

My gf screenshotted this and forwarded it to me. Should I be reading much into this?

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Damn. I was just in the process of downloading the game.

yeah all oceanic servers are dead. expect 8-9 hour queues when theyre back up unless you play on the non-pvp server. shits beyond fucked right now

Morning lads. Just getting ready for work, then bus as per, and then flat white. Good morning cricket forum

reckon you need to do the put half your shit up as collateral if you break up thing

This would annoy the shit out of me.

based sebbo

Wow what a load of bullshit

You only need 6 months to know if you want to marry someone. 2 years is the absolute maximum you should date someone without the intention of marrying her.

>toil

grim

so true

>munro retired on 48 from the tour t20 match
hmmm

got my new boots today

RM Williams?

Red Wings

so theres this place called baxters boots in the main street and theyve been making boots since 1850. they made boots for hugh jackman and nicole kidman for the movie australia

thanks for sharing

Fourth ashes test now!!

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A relationship is like a test match innings

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Are they steel toe?

>zoomer Murphy can't cope with non back to back tests

nah

not a tradie though so not an issue

>meme cricket live on youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=e5E1Xhmxgt0

day boo

absolute state of the cricinfo page for this nz vs srl tour match

feel good on the feet

very happy with this purchase

got a rugby shirt from RB Sellars too

grandpa swore by those
he was an ironworker

new

yikes from me sorry gramps

What's the craic lad