CL draw
>29th of August
EL draw
>30th of August
CL Qualified
>Benfica
EL Qualified
>Porto
>Sporting
EL Playoff (29th of August)
>Spartak Moskva vs Braga (18:15)
>Vitória SC vs FCSB (20:00)
Is this the year we finally get close to that 5th spot the french have been warming up for us?
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Good morning, /tugão/!
Also, previous:
fuck sá pinto but let's go mágico braga
Fixed
Really want Braga to get at least to the Quarter finals. Can't ask more than the Group Stage from Vitória, but just imagine Porto, Sporting and Braga in the Quarters. Imagine if Benfica gets thrown into EL as well. FUCK WE CAN WIN THIS EL /TUGÃO/ BROS. IT'S COMING HOME!
don't expect it though, it would be possible if we had a decent manager but not with fucking sá pinto
Benfica and Sporting couldn't win the Europa League to save their mothers, Braga could with a decent coach
Porto is, in theory, the best team in the group stage discounting the English ones and Sevilla.
If Wolverhampton somehow defeats both Sevila, Assanal and Manure after the group stage and later gets defeated by some weak pathetic Huddersfield tier team in the semis, then FC Porto has a shot at winning the Europa League
Hopefully Arsenal get some good away days. Did Lisbon last season and Cologne the season before that.
Arsenal vs Braga
O clássico Arsenalista.
First for /vitória/
Someone post the next league fixture.
This guy was shot by a bunch of Irish paddies in Algarve. He is an English rapper
What is our opinion of the subject?
Just woke up and didn't get to make the new thread. Here it is.
Based, I really like this layout. Which website/app is this?
The official Liga NOS site.
It's worthless to have 5 spots if you only have 1 (one) in CL
Lads i really really like Sporting CP
Reminder this man promised to cut off his own head if Based Vitória beats Steaua
>Is this the year we finally get close to that 5th spot the french have been warming up for us?
remind me how Porto did in the qualifiers?
where's he livestreaming it?
seething non-elite frenchies
Not really. EL gets you the same amount of points per win. It's better have a bunch of teams in the EL than none at all.
Totally forgot Moreirense didn't agree on the TV rights for a minute there
>3º
>3º
Foda-se
>FamaliDog
>GS: 1
Is there anyone that can stop them
O Porto não fica à frente por causa do confronto direto?
Fica.
Andre Silva no Sporting
*>schalke
Based Romanian King of Banter
Repara que o 1º não é 1º 1º. Ca puta de nojo
Lá está o polbo bermelho.
Acalma a patareca. A liga só aplica o confronto direto no final do campeonato. Já é assim há uns anos. Até lá, só aplicam diferença de golos e mais golos marcados.
We want FamaliPerro in the champions League
O BENFICA ESTÁ EM 4º CARALHO
>3º 3º
I'm going to play 5-a-side football. Any tips?
red pill me on Vitória
Becali said this team could play until tomorrow with FCSB and they wouldn't score a single goal
Relê o que ele disse. O Benfica e o Porto estão iguais em diferença de golos, golos marcados e golos sofridos.
Vitória at home? ehehe nothing personel kid
Their striker is shit and fcsb isn't Ventspils, so your madman could be right.
Vitória means win. Take what you want from it
I assume you're playing with Moroccans. Show them the strength of the Portuguese bvll.
Use murderball to assert dominance.
It's the second time I'm going. They call a lot of fouls
>They call a lot of fouls
tell them that in Christian lands the only foul is not beliving in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Cristo.
Based
This
olha o melão
They probably inherited the same word from latin.
based
baseado e quinto impériopillado
channel your inner quaresma
based catholic /tugão/
>Maregod to Valencia
is this true? is the big preto leaving?
It's a meme, you simpleton.
>It's a meme
for you maybe, you fucking heretic.
>muh magic man in the sky
you need to go back
Not an argument.
Blasfémia!!!!!!
"No!"
>ze luis
>poorto
Specatacular poat by that user who is a descendent of the original Nandos
>benficucks and porco lose to the minho clubs and sporting extends their lead
Best timeline. You'll never catch us.
the one who wins europa league is usually someone that ends in 3rd place in champions league
I am not saying porto doesnt have a shot but you need to include the third placed teams
Hold on a second. I'll accept the deal but only through bitcoin.
>You'll never catch us.
I am THIS > < close of doing a montage video of Sporting losing a big lead in the league these past 18 editions.
do it anyways so you can put some of >us in our place, it's like us sportinguistas actually enjoy being humiliated time and time again, maybe it's what we're here for
Chelsea last year, United in 2017, Sevilla in 2015 and 2014, Atletico in 2012, ourselves in 2011, we all have been in the Europa League group stage.
Long shot to say that it is usually the 3rd place team from a Champions League group that wins
Quem ri por último ri melhor, drampião.
The winner of the Europa League is just basically a CL reject, it's what he tried to say I think. But sometims some CL teams like you showed don't make it into the CL.
Nice falseflag
Do you support Jorge Jesus, /tugão/?
Yes my amicable professor
Absolutely
how was the 5 a side game?
I don't support JJ, but I believe in him.
Disorganized. Ended up like 11-10, I scored 3 but also catched the ball outside the area when I was in goal. An Angolan got injured
>An Angolan got injured
Is there a PALOP camp in Morocco or something?
Well I've met him and a br couple but those were the only pt-speaking non-pt I've met. Also heard two groups of brs on different occasions but I assume they were tourists
(also: PALOP is just Africa, doesn't even include Portugal, and it's nothing formally)
Bristol Rovers FC were founded as the Black Arabs
Yeah, I'm retarded. I meant CPLP.
would unnironically love to have an all pt semis in the europa league, so we could bumfuck benfica in the final just like we did this weekend
i rather lose to braga on the semis again. no thanks
>visit European /ligamx/
>no girls
>only porto pepes
Ireneposting is strictly forbidden by /tugão/ law
arrest me then
Please post more. She deleted her insta right?
i can't
two dudes just showed up at my house with /tugão/ tatto'd on their chests
>Andre silva in sporting
Yep. Its was good while it lasted. Sporting champion
>Andre silva in sporting
you wish
speculate lads!
Benfica could have the easiest group possible. We are still crashing out early
Imagina meter a totalidade dum seiozinho desses na boca. Haha!
>andre silva in sporting
>"o we have reports that he has landed in lisbon"
>photo of him in italy
transfer rumours are utter bullshit but who's the fucking neanderthal that thought of this shit
also since when could >we afford andre silva?
Who /hyped/ here?
youtube.com
CUM ON BITÓRIA SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS
youtube.com
LET'S SING VITORS VITORS
FORCE WHITIES VITORS OF GUIMARES
Lista de convocados:
Guarda-redes - Beto (Goztepe), José Sá (Olympiakos) e Rui Patrício (Wolverhampton);
Defesas - João Cancelo (Man. City), Nélson Semedo (Barcelona), José Fonte (Lille), Pepe (FC Porto), Rúben Dias (Benfica), Raphael Guerreiro (Borussia Dortmund), Mário Rui (Nápoles) e Daniel Carriço (Sevilha);
Médios - Danilo Pereira (FC Porto), Rúben Neves (Wolverhampton), William Carvalho (Bétis), Bruno Fernandes (Sporting), João Moutinho (Wolverhampton), Pizzi (Benfica) e Renato Sanches (Lille);
Avançados - Bernardo Silva (Manchester City), João Félix (Atl. Madrid), Gonçalo Guedes (Valencia) Rafa Silva (Benfica), Cristiano Ronaldo (Juventus), Diogo Jota (Wolverhampton) e Podence (Olympiakos).
Based Carriço still going to the nt
you're doing god's work
yeah
i'm thinking hes back
>Lille has more players than Sporting in our NT now
Fuck me, I hope not.
So, what's our starting 11?
Wolves are the team providing more players
Who's porto going to face in Champions League's group stage?
The girl who took your virginity
>uma prostituta de 20 reais
nice
the apito dourado rematch
We have the chance to get Points OVER Russia on this CL bros. we need /tugão/ to back us up!
Got excited with Zenit only to get fucked after
Zenit
Benfica
Lyon
Leipzig
Could be better, could be worse.
PLEASE BENFICA, just manage to fuck Zenit and maybe Leipzig. We managed to fuck Leipzig some years ago, you guys claim to have the best team since Jesus' first season, get a point at least
if we could fuck over both Zenit and Lyon that'd be really good for our rank
And if I could fuck both Sara Sampaio and Julia Palha that'd be really good for my mental health
>be really good for my mental health
it wouldn't. it would make it worse
Had to ddg that Palha. She's ugly
I honestly don't know how her face his, I just heard jokes that she has a nice body
Not good, not terrible
Braga BVLLS are playing against ruskie shits right now.
What's your excuse to not be watching it right now?
I'm not a redditor
I am watching it
cringe
based
Sweet mother of coefficient points. Based Braga.
BAMOS BITÓRIA!
stream?
>belenenses
what did they mean by this?
caburros, o confronto direto só é aplicado depois de as 2 mãos serem jogadas
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH THE FAGGOT OF A PRESIDENT WAS RIGHT
>podence
lmao
I'm starting to think so too.
What's the head status?
oh that nigga is keeping the head. holy shit vitoria sucks
>bitória
How the fuck did they miss this?
>inb4 miss
Só me apercebi agora mas no grafismo está GUI ?????
¿Cuál es el problema?
LET IT ROLL
*decapitates himself*
vai dizer que não era penalty portanto não conta
it's coming off lad
Bom espanhol
ngl he was right
FODA-SE O VITORIA É UMA MERDA PQP
I know m8, #sandroout already
Fuck the SAD too
o vitória agora merecia estar 1 semana inteira só a treinar finalizações, pqp
Este Steaua é muito fraquinho, tem muito pouca técnica
The perfect type of team to get a shithouse win on the final minutes.
literally 1 goal
trollpost
The play after was worse. All he had to do was pass to the guy alone in the box.
One Europa League, se faz favor.
WE DID IT, /TUGÃO/!!!
The best realiatic case scenario now is five teams in the Europa League round of 16
kek
5 clubs playing in europe, based
time to take over the 6th place
FUCKING KEK, oh well 1 jogo à porta fechada.
I think we're the most represented country in the EL group stages, with 4 teams
sporting vs wolves in the group stage
you heard it here first
5* teams
Forgot wolves
>Off with his head
Off with his head
>Off with his head
Off with his head
Better pic.
based and KHORNEpilled
kek
Based and Blessed OP pic
OH NO NO NO NO
He surely loves turk money
Man Utd
Celtic
Rosenborg
Cluj
wrong thread nigel
Based banter from the team that always fails to qualify for the group stage.
Finally, this is the year, we will have /ourleague/ in top 5
based Braga
we did it
We sure did, friend!
Bitória is more of a reddit team these days.
Braga is the "they open their legs to my club's rival!!1" team
>vitória win via cheeky penulty
Gipsy king was right
post predictions
>Benfica
CL first round
>Porto
EL quarter finals
>Sporting
EL second round
>Braga
EL second round
>Guimaraes
group stage 3rd
t. marroquino
nada a ver
>Benfica
4th
>Porto
4th
>Sporting
Champions
>Braga
4th
>Guimaraes
4th
People get all angry at Braga for no fucking reason while VSC is praised for muh pashunate fans.
Ó MAR SALGADO, QUANTO DO TEU SAL
SÃO LÁGRIMAS DE PORTUGAL!
POR TE CRUZARMOS, QUANTAS MÃES CHORARAM, QUANTOS FILHOS EM VÃO REZARAM
QUANTAS NOIVAS FICARAM POR CASAR, PARA QUE FOSSES NOSSO, Ó MAR!
VALEU A PENA? TUDO VALE A PENA
SE A ALMA NÃO É PEQUENA.
QUEM QUER PASSAR ALÉM DO BOJADOR
TEM QUE PASSAR ALÉM DA DOR.
DEUS AO MAR O PERIGO E O ABISMO DEU,
MAS NELE É QUE ESPELHOU O CÉU
>Benfica
CL Winners
>Porto
EL Winners
>Sporting
EL Finalist
>Braga
EL Semis
>Guimaraes
EL Semis
based and portupilled
The Steaua guy must have borrowed some money from the mafia and went all in in this game to try and get the money back, as he can't pay they're goign to cut his head off.
t. started watching the Godfather once but got bored and never finished
Airfrance just cancelled my flight to porto
Say something nice about them
They prevented you from getting robbed by gunas.
lose weight you fat fuck and maybe they'll let you in on board next time
raking up those coefficient points like nobody's business
I think it would put us straight into the 5th spot.
I complained to the airfrance balcony and they sent me to madrid
Now ill be in porto by 15h
>Paulo Ferreira drawing
Good omen
Redpill me on Vitoria.
Can Vitória make it through??
Frankfurt don't have Haller or (more importantly) Jovic, 2nd place below Arsenal is very possible but still quite hard.
cool club with a decent amount of white trash fans. bad at football tho
Where are they located geographically?
norf
Small Club World Cup
Winners (1): 1970
>Vitoria
>Benfica
CL RO16
>Porto
EL semi-final
>Sporting
EL quarter-final
>Braga
EL quarter-final
>Guimarães
Group Stage 3rd
Portubros why are your wines so underrated? They've got some of the best elements from both Italian and Spanish flavours and are such a good choice for a smooth summer wine. Thank you based Portuguese vintners.
> Vitória de Guimarães have tried to match the dominance of the so-called "Big Three" (Benfica, Porto and Sporting) in the Primeira Liga, where they have finished third on four occasions
So they are the Big 4?
Wich ones are you talking about? Some of our wines are almost the opposite of Italian ones, imo. Quite strong too. But are you talking about some of Northern Atlantic wines, or the Setúbal ones?
Anyway, I have no idea, really.
All I know is that I can pick almost any 20€ Douro and be delighted.
Also, Madeira wine is massively underrated imo, bought a 2000 verdelho and it's literally heaven. Almost like I'm smoking a fine Cuban cigar in liquid form.
Braga is much better than them, currently.
Both Vitória and Braga are sometimes good but I hope they don't do major fuck all in the Europe
You're mistaking the Vitórias. That meme cup was won by >us, Vitória FC, from Setúbal.
Eintract is playing against Vitória Sport Clube, from Guimarães.
Yes I confused both teams.
Because no publicity/marketing
We have better food, better cakes, better wine than France/Italy/Spain, but no One cares
idk, i don't like wine.
>We have better food, better cakes, better wine than France/Italy/Spain, but no One cares
because you say so?
>So they are the Big 4?
Only in fanbase. Belenenses and Boavista have won the league once, Braga got 1 more domestic cup and reached an european final (only club outside the big 3 to do that).
I don't think I've ever tasted foreign wines so I wouldn't know.
Also, it's funny to see brits drinking Porto wine with meals. It's usually an after meal drink for us.
Never trust the french
>benfica
cl 3rd or 4th, if 3rd then quarters/ro16
>Porto
1st then quarters at least
>sporting
2nd and quarters/ro16
>braga
2nd if a bit lucky and quarters/ro16
>vitoria
3rd at best, if extremely lucky amd passes the group then ro16
he wasnt going to lixoboa retard, Porto is safe unlike your shithole
It's as safe as Lisbon.
claro que não oh maninho
>Porto is safe
Porto is the number 1 city for drug trafficking in Portugal m8.
>w-we aren't moors we swear
Grupo D
>Sporting, PSV, Rosenborg, LASK
Grupo F
>Arsenal, Eintracht, Standard Liège, Vitória
Grupo G
>Porto, Young Boys, Feyenoord, Rangers
Grupo K
>Besiktas, Braga, Wolves, Slovan Bratislava
Thoughts?
>Sporting, PSV
>Arsenal, Frankfurt
>Porto, Feyenoord
>Braga, Wolves
Group D
>no rui patricio derby, rip
watch sporting choke it to rosenborg somehow
Group F
>F for Fucked
Group G
>portowinslol
Group K
>interesting
Looks like Bruno Fernandes will go to Real for 70M next season
Thoughts?
Good deal for Sporting if true. They get to keep their best player instead of losing him right now and not having time to go on the market.
>Bruno fernandes stays one season waiting for Real
>gets injured in October, nothing serious but only returns in February
>without Bruno, Sporting turns into absolute shit
>panic.jpg
>keiser gets fired, replaced with Oceano, then with Octavio, then with Manuel Machado out of pure desperation
>try to keep Bruno more time
>Real gets angry
>cuts off the deal
>Bruno isn't called for the EURO
>gets angry
>leaves Sporting anyway
>joins FC Porto
>Sporting finally gets relegated in 2020/21
Moutinho 2.0. Best timeline
>
people say you're 'special', don't they?
Vão ver o jogo da Super taça de futsal, maninhos?
>desportos nos quais o Porto não participa
Não
Imaginem não ter equipa de futsal.
link, i'm to poor to own a tv
não consigo. até o caralho de Gaia tem uma equipa
Why are Vitorias EL home games wednesday afternoon?
>Devido à falta de condições em garantir o policiamento no mesmo dia em Braga e em Guimarães, a UEFA anunciou que as partidas no Afonso Henriques terão mesmo de sofrer uma alteração, também na hora, uma vez que a organização que rege o futebol europeu não permite jogos de duas competições internacionais à mesma hora.
Police can't be in two places at the same time
Yeah but why do Braga get the good kick-off times?
Is there any realistic chance Sporting ever wins a european title? I like to use them in Fifa and win the CL so they can join Benfica and Porto. Also why have they been so shit for the past 20 years in the league?
how much time have you got
It's only going to get much worse before it gets any better
They won the CWC in 1964. Will they ever win something else? Probably not.
>CWC
meh
I thought Jorge Jesus would manage to do something there, maybe finally win the fucking Europa League or so
They may have a chance in the new European competition UEFA is making.
>jorge jesus
i really pity you because you're about to get the redpilling of 2 decades
you see, there's a reason why >we're all cynical
Their the bigger team. Although I'd say Vitória X Frankfurt is a higher risk game in terms of security.
>nazi white trash vs drunk germans
>before it gets any better
It won't.
Vitoria are right-wing?
It's on Canal 11. I don't know if they have an online channel and I doubt there's streams.
>muh nation's cradle
>muh abaixo do douro tudo mouro
they are has Right Wing Nationalism as you can get in Portugal.
In football maybe.
we are discussing football matters after all.
Sporting lost an one-leg UEFA Cup final in their own stadium
They won't win shit
this basically if you want your question answered
SPORTING CAMPEÃO MUNDIAL DE JUDO
Just realized Benfica stole Sporting's futsal goalkeeper kek
They're pros in stealing, after all
>dragarto banter
too soon
>banter
SAD Belenenses x Boavista. Top League lads
its b sad
What an embarrassment.
>non-club
>has no fans
this is fine
>how do you do fellow kids?
vontade de alargar o cu de uma portuguesa
>sporting fans copying the olés porto fans did
Is there a more pathetic fanbase?
vem ao porto que eu faço de portuguesa ;)
is this the Variações movie set photos?
summer is so boring
Vai trabalhar.
começo outra vez 2a
I really rated Jorge Jesus... I heard about him when he was at Braga and did a pretty great job.
??
But why are they so shit? I guess they have much less money than Benfica and Porto?
>I really rated Jorge Jesus
my dude, i'm really sorry to say that you were wrong from the start
yes he did a great job at braga but he always does a great job in his first season because he just picks up the teams that the guy before him built, sporting's 86 point run in 2015-16 was completely off the back of marco silva who should've never been sacked
Jorge Jesus did his best. They lost the title because of Ruiz.
ta chorare?
Who /topofthefuckingleague/ here?
impressive run to be honest my chess-laden lads
nigga that kid was the worst keeper we had
Also, there are no "steals" in Futsal, do you even follow the sport?
only lagartos follow that shit sport
>my team doesn't win
>I don't care for the sport!
every fucking time
i'm not the guy you replied to
i don't give a shit about futsal
SADs were a mistake.
it is empirically true though, spain inly has a handful of nice things, italy is a variation on 2 dishes, and france has literally english tier trash
we have unnironically the best food in the world by far
no its not, lixoboa along with the algarve are the unsafest areas of the country
blatent lie, it isnt even remitely close to the truth, even the azores has a worse drug problem, nothing that matches lixoboa where they sell it out in the open in the middle of the tourist trash
cuck moor projecting lmao
Look who arrived.
dont even know who those are, but they seem related to you
also, being safer isnt the same as having no crime, no place has no crime, Porto just has a lot less than lixoboa
meant for
>imaginem ligar a futebol de salao
isso é de criancas ou pra perder tempo com amigos, nao um desporto a serio
>facts are right wing
you moors are really fucking inbred ffs
Their fanbase is all about the "support your local team" mentality. Not only do they have the highest attendance and membership numbers behind the big 3, but they do so belonging to a municipality that isn't that big for portuguese standards. The club's identity is strongly built around the city of Guimarães (the so called "cradle city" of Portugal) and our first king and expert kuzkuz remover, Afonso Henriques (he did live there for most of his life). They even named the stadium after him.
The club itself was founded in 1922, has the 5th highest number of league appearances, is a regular top half finisher, has a deep rivalry with Braga that goes beyond football, however the trophy cabinet is lackluster, with only 1 domestic cup and 1 supercup.
I recommend an away to this match. Guimarães is a comfy town with a special place in Portuguese history, the stadium is modern and has great atmosphere.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
love to make you seethe lol
yea Guimarães is cool except when the gypsies try to stab you
>y-you're seeething not me
>im just pretending to be retarded lol
mata-te cornudo filho da puta
Frankfurt lads shan't come in small numbers. Gypsies will cower in fear.
Anyone still here when they should be in bed?
Why should I be in bed?
TU ESTÁS LIVRE E EU ESTOU LIVRE E HÁ UMA NOITE PRA PASSAR
PORQUE NÃO VAMOS UNIDOS? PORQUE NÃO VAMOS FICAR?
NA AVENTURA DOS SENTIDOS
TU ESTÁS SÓ E EU MAIS SÓ ESTOU, TU QUE TENS O MEU OLHAR
TENS A MINHA MÃO ABERTA À ESPERA DE SE FECHAR
NESSA TUA MÃO DESERTA
VEM QUE O AMOR
NÃO É O TEMPO
NEM É O TEMPO
QUE O FAZ
VEM QUE O AMOR É O MOMENTO
EM QUE EU ME DOU
EM QUE TE DAS
TU QUE BUSCAS COMPANHIA
Absolutely based.
bump
Good morning my brother.
Bruno Fernandes to Real Madrid confirmed?
more like uncomfirmed
Look up, fagits.
Boavista is still TOP OF THE LEAGUE
Yesterday I heard about some Queen song: "this is the best song ever written". When I was 12 I also heard that. What's going on with the world?
>Se senti medo? Sim, nesse dia se não fosse a polícia eu tinha-me ido logo embora. Vesti-me e disse, 'foi um prazer jogar convosco', saí e quando estou a deixar as instalações chega um carro da Polícia que me pára e diz que tenho de prestar declarações e que não podia sair. Mas até já tinha ligado para a minha mulher a dizer-lhe para arranjar as coisas que íamos arrancar para o Porto
FODA-SE, BÓFIA, PODIAMOS TER FICADO COM O BRUNINHO!
Ele é da Maia, maninho
Eu sei que ele quis dizer que ia para casa, mas podia ter ido para o FC Porto na mesma
Lad, are you coming to Guimarães? I already booked my flight to Frankfurt. Tell me what to expect.
And no, Vitória isn't right-wing nor left-wing. There is no politics in the stands
I'd say they're left-wing
>PS
>Left Wing
Based BE poster
Or are you even better and a PCTP/MRPP poster?
for me, it's PCP
it's left wing for americans, and that's all that matters to me.
based
fuck liberals
>PCP voters
>using internet
Everybody in Portugal is left-wing for Americana, for example, leftards here call João Miguel Tavares a fascist, and he has explicitly said more than once that the only politician ever that he has fully agreed with was Obama
based
>big state
>state controlled economy
>not the epitomy of left-wing
He is a commie, he won't be happy unless everybody either works in the públic sector or The Party
>he won't be happy unless everybody either works in the públic sector
hopefully won't be long now when all level-headed people emigrate and leave the parasites feasting off themselves
All major ultra groups here are apolitical.
VASCO
Fuck flamerda and Fuck J. Jesus
>Fuck (...) Jesus
watch it, this is a catholic general
Cope.
more like coup amirite fellow useful fucking idiot
Seeth more.
>commie
>satan
checks out lmao avantecuck
COME ON GUEESE SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THE OPPOSING TEAM
fucking kek
IF THEY END LIKE THIS THEY WILL HAVE 1 POINT
Fuck off, Pedoscum, Fábio Vieira will score a hattrick against the geese
>NACIONAL
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
just woke up lads
good morning
lads, how do any of us stop famalicão
the same way you stop a hurricane, just pray your shit isn't fucked too hard
apparently the only ones that can stop famalicão are famalicão themselves
such is the struggle of gods
>murdão
Fucking hell, Inácio. Pls expose this gestifute project for once.
Thanks for the point, B OPorto
how do we stop famalicão?
You don't.
acestream for sporting lads ! Gib the
#filoout
Petit back to Pacos when!?
Not telling. We spoonfeed you everytime.
i think you should live in ignorance right now
Way too much time to take a pen.
So it begins...
Just came here to
>Sporting
Bruno Fernandes FC
What could possibly go wrong with this team
Post yfw when Mehdi Taremi scores a hat-trick.
>cova da piada
wtf happened to his arm?
we had a little chat this week
he went to alcochete
Who lifelong /fama/ here?
Any Famalicão pepes?
wtf delt this
she cute
la creatura..
No, but have this V. Setubal one
oh nonono
Kill yoursslf, Sporting
pfftAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH NONONONO
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHHAHAHHA SBORDING OHOHOHOH
how do we stop boavista AND famalicão? they are going to meet in the champions league final if this goes on.
Based River Bird, Carlos Carvalhal redemption arc
i want to fucking die
>4 norf teams in the top 5
>3 souf teams in the bottom 5
its over for the souf
problem?
>Jonas Hilário
>3 pens
lmao, do Sporting not know they're not supposed to foul inside the box?
does anyone feels pity (can't remember a better word) for keizer?
it's like he always has this sad expression - makes me want him to succeed and i can't tell why
i'm not a sporting fan btw
they didnt pay the ref the respective deal. Varandas should learn from lfv and pdc
I don't. He's shit.
lads how do i skip a year
Study hard
>and i can't tell why
for me it's because he is a humble, naive foreigner in a highly petty, corrupt (and corrupting) football environment
he's too pure for our league and he's gonna get eaten and spat on by everyone, and hopefully he'll go away to a better place with less cringy average fans where people are respected and there's order all around
no i mean fast forward to may, i can't deal with 6 months of this shit
>they are going to meet in the champions league final if this goes on.
Seems pretty based to me
play against porto
This is Coates and today he committed 3 fouls that resulted in 3 penalties. Say something nice about him.
the mighty COCKS are facing the blacks right now
apaga isto sff
b-but he is l-le p-passion man
Very good week for /tugão/. 100 posts left and Porto and Benfica haven't even played yet.
I want to know this as well
SOFRE
ESCOLHESTE SER MASOQUISTA, SOFRE
nunca acabes sporting de lisboa pff
i don't know about 3 youtube.com
Just get depressed, hide from everything but work. Perhaps drink rhythmically and soon it’ll be June and you’ll have done nothing
>sporting
Who cares, it's FamaliDog's year
>Just get depressed
>implying that every sporting fan doesn't get depressed after year 1 and a half
ahahahahaha
clube mais ridículo
Mais uma arbitragem vergonhosa no cancro que é o futebol português. E claro, mais uma vez, o Sporting sai prejudicado.
Está visto que as duas maiores potências da corrupção em Portugal--cujos nomes nem merecem ser mencionados--fizeram o seu trabalinho do costume pois já estavam com medo de ver o Sporting a afastar-se, especialmente numa semana em que vão defrontar equipas com capacidade de lhes roubar pontos.
Enquanto não houver investigações sérias, nunca haverá nenhuma equipa para além dessas duas a ganhar esta vergonha de campeonato. Ano novo, mesma merda.
OBRIGADO 71
por favor que seja um comentario do face/twitter e que nao sejas tu mesmo a escrever esta merda
coates
É lidar É lidar É lidar É lidar É lidar É lidar lidar É lidar
É o mesmo Paulinho do fio anterior.
quick rundown on the match, were the benuldies legit?
sim
2 of them were. Sporting played like shit but still, Portuguese referees are atrocious
A culpa não é dele. Apenas o terceiro era penalty.
Apenas o terceiro era penalty. Arbitragem vergonhosa.
HAHAHA HAHAHA SPORT É MERDA XHUOEM DRAGARTIS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA imaginem acreditar realmente nisto
Não sou sportinguista, mas por favor, o Celta está sem duvida a viver na tua cabeça sem pagar renda
lurka mais meu caro rabeta
>A culpa não é dele. Apenas o terceiro era penalty.
sim porque um gajo a correr para o adversario como se fosse um terrorista com um colete bomba a correr a um grupo de gente totalmente nao e culpa do coates
they were all legit, blame braindead sebastian "muh passion" coates
see
Doesn't look like a penalty to me. Even if there is a touch on the left heel, the only way for Coates to avoid that would be to literally not put his foot down and collapse on the floor.
>NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO NAO PODEM MARCAR 3 PENALTIES NO MESMO JOGO CONTRA O SPORTING MESMO QUE TENHAM HAVIDO EFETIVAMENTE 3 FALTAS!! A CULPA É DO BOIFIIIIIICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ACABEM COM A LIGAAAAA
Não vale a pena discutir consigo. Claramente faz parte dos 71% que não descansaram enquanto não expulsaram do clube o homem que tanto fez pelo Sporting.
E já agora, para os lampiões fica isto: youtube.com
Até para a semana.
Apenas expliquem me porque é que a falta sobre o Raphinha não é penalty e o segundo do Rio Ave é.
>sporting perde because of the players
>"muh 71%"
he still shouldn't be lunging like a god damn retard, he apparently knows better
that is the only thing that the referee did wrong, not give that penalty
us sporting fans are pathetic, just delete the club so that we can all finally off ourselves
>muh futsal enquanto se está a falar de futebol
o cope máximo AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>muh modalidades
>ir de ingles a portugues em uma frase
foda-se e o bilinguismo
Kill você próprio
Aliás: kill-se. Que é melhor
streamable.com
É lidar.
>kill-se
based tarabate vou começar a dizer isto
you guys need to get a life
it's muito tempting
Tu claramente tens uma, por isso é estás aqui.
imagine being a coach
imagine coming up with a strategy for the game
imagine having the same player commit 3 penalties
imagine them all resulting in goals and losing for it
and then imagine have to talk to the journos about it
Told you. He got 3 penalties.
wholesome post and based
shit son
if this happened in FM I'd have uninstalled that garbage on the spot
dont mind me just laughing at Sporting
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAA
Yeah. He seems like a pretty friendly guy. Felt sorry for him today. What are you even supposed to say to the media when one of your players sabotages the game.
>imagine coming up with a strategy for the game
Pass it to Bruno is not a strategy
Meu puto cê é sábio como uma vespa
You're muito engraçado jaja imagine se you me chupasse the dick haha wouldn't that be louco
>another 0-0 win for the chad setubalenses
All according to keikaku.
boa noite
imaginem ela largar um fart com sauce mesmo na vossa face haha wouldn't that be péssimo haha
I have a quuestion: do you have dru*s in your cunt? Cuz I'm feeling very nice rn and I honestly don't know if this is normal. Is it? I would really like to know. I feel like I have butterflies in my soul - and they're eating my laugh alive. They're like a binquedo but I'm not a kid anymore, -my whore is saying "HELP"
lads....
if he can do it....
why can't why?
IMPRESSIONANTE A CAPACIDADE QUE ESSE TIME TEM PARA SER HUMILHADO, E DESSA VEZ EU FALO SEGURAMENTE. DEIXEI ISSO NO COMENTÁRIO NA RÁDIO BANDEIRANTES, ISSO ESTÁ REGISTRADO NACIONALMENTE NA HISTÓRIA DO RÁDIO, O SPORTING DEU O MAIOR VEXAME DE SUA HISTÓRIA, E NÃO VAI TER UM VEXAME PIOR DO QUE ESSE. SER REBAIXADO PRA SEGUNDA DIVISÃO DO TUGAO NÃO VAI SER PIOR DO QUE SER HUMILHADO, EXECRADO, SER PISOTEADO, PELA HISTÓRIA CUSPIDA E ESCARRADA POR UM TIME DE VÁRZEA, O TAL DO RIO AVE É UM TIME DE V-Á-R-Z-E-A, LITERALMENTE DE V-A-R-Z-E-A, O RIO AVE NÃO EXISTIA NO CENÁRIO DO MUNDO ATÉ 2002, ERA UM TIME V-Á-R-Z-E-A-N-O, UM TIME QUE DISPUTADA DESAFIO AO GALO, COPA CYNAR, COPA KAISER, TROFÉU DO BAIRRO DO PCC, O SPORTING PERDEU PRA UM TIME DE V-Á-R-Z-E-A, PERDEU NÃO, PERDER É DE 1X0, O SPORTING FOI HUMILHADO, O SPORTING TEVE A INSTITUIÇÃO SOCIEDADE ESPORTIVA SPORTING DENEGRIDA, O ESTATUTO DO SPORTING, SEI LÁ, QUALQUER COISA QUE QUE A GENTE POSSA DIZER ASSIM, AQUELAS LEIS INTERNAS LÁ, TO TÃO PUTO QUE ATÉ ESQUECI O NOME, A CONSTITUIÇÃO DO CONSELHO DELIBERATIVO DO SPORTING FOI RASGADA, O SPORTING TEM QUE NASCER DE NOVO COM OUTRO NOME, ACABOU, ACABOU
is this Ferdinand Person's infamous lost verses?
Mano
do tugas watch our league?
we are now aware Flamengo exists and Jesus has come to evangelize Brasil
yes
we're all lifelong flamengo supporters here
yup. flamengo and gremio
That's his sister.
Não
OMG SUCH A QR KITTIE CAN I LET JR?
I would 100÷ emoji
I wish she was my sister.
so?
OH NO NO NO
>isto
porque é que estes caralhos não boicotam todos a sporttv? queixam-se que é corruptos isto corruptos aquilo mas depois chispam 40€/mês para ver 6 jogos em direto por semana
>face
caralho, não sei se português ou inglês, não consigo deixar passar isto
Para mim é Associação Portuguesa dos Desportos, bolinho de bacalhau e cervejinha gelada.
Para mim, é a meia final das 7 Maravilhas Doces de Portugal.
as a boavisteiro im a part time fluminense fan
foda-se lmao
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Porque é que estes mancos sempre que perdem o jogo querem matar o presidente e os jogadores sejam eles quem forem?
passei a ultima meia hora a ler tweets de jagunços que chama o b fernandes de rato e que querem o bdc de volta, realmente cada um tem o que merece
Meus avós paternos e maternos são de Trás-os-Montes e torcem pelo Benfica.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Absolutamente baseados.
Achei que a galera da região torcesse mais para o Porto, mas o resto da senpaiília também é a mesma coisa.
vinho meh
Só gente do Grande Porto apoia o Porto, os pacóvios é tudo Benfica ou Sporting
New one:
>8 posts early
I get everyone wants to be the one to make the thread, but you can just call dibs instead.
Better safe than sorry
eu só vejo futebol para poder saborear este azeite
Mas estas a beber vinho
Yeah, but that way (ideally) you won't have multiple people making a thread.
No danger
early gay edition
Agora por causa disso vou fazer a minha.
Sleep tight, tugao
Tommorow is a big day
kek o bruno fernandes é o rato?
Porra, mas esses gajos querem ir parar às distritais?
isto é sangue de sportinguista onde é possível encontrar o azeite virgem mais puro de portugal
>Hi guys c-can I play?
What do you respond?