/cyc/ - Vuelta a España, Stage 5

Uphill finish edition

La Vuelta ciclista a España 2019
Stage 5
L’Eliana - Observatorio Astrofísico de Javalambre
170.7 km

GC after stage 4:
1 Roche Nicolas Team Sunweb
2 Quintana Nairo Movistar Team +0:02
3 Urán Rigoberto EF Education First +0:08
4 Nieve Mikel Mitchelton-Scott +0:22
5 López Miguel Ángel Astana Pro Team +0:33
6 Roglic Primož Team Jumbo-Visma +0:35
7 Higuita Sergio EF Education First +0:37
8 Kelderman Wilco Team Sunweb +0:38
9 Formolo Davide BORA - hansgrohe +0:46
10 Majka Rafal BORA - hansgrohe ST

Streams:
tiz-cycling.live/
cycling.today/2019-vuelta-a-espana-live-stream/
eurosportplayer.com/

/cyc/ velogames league:
velogames.com/spain/2019/leaguescores.php?league=36568624

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=E0a1lZWoMu8
twitter.com/f_cancellara/status/1166429672147755012
cyclingweekly.com/news/latest-news/bjorg-lambrecht-crashed-hitting-road-reflector-435765
youtube.com/watch?v=0ygEC6fhr58
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Happenings: it was a pretty boring stage overall. Main news - Kruiswijk abandoned with "sore knee". Knees are not Jumbo-Visma's strong suit it seems. Whole EF team crashed, but without much consequences. Bunch sprint was very tight with Jakobsen's victory decided by photo finish. Bennett is second and now in green jersey. No changes in GC.

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Roglic wins this desu

Latest transfers:
David de la Cruz to Cofidis
Hirt to CCC
Poels, Capecchi, possibly Cavendish, Eisel to Bahrain-Merrida
Nielsen to EF
rumored - Aranburu and O.Rodriguez to Astana

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Vuelta is showing how a GT must be
youtube.com/watch?v=E0a1lZWoMu8

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kek, Flamme Rouge categorizes final climb as HC, while Vuelta lists it as category 1

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Will be intersting to see how Roglic and Aru perform with their injuries today

Roglic is injured?

why do the dutch have such shit knees?

>using gears

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scrapped his elbow. wouldn't call it injury t b h

What time does the television coverage start?

2 hours 15 mins

Eurosport Germany says 3 pm like every day, hope they have earlier coverage in the later stages

Cheers

Ulle got a fine of 7200 euros today for thot patroling (choking a prostitute) last year. Seems like he has not much money left cause they calculated his income at 40 euros a day. He is also rumoured to be in our version of "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!" were they send celebs in the australian jungle

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recon of the last climb
facebook point com/lavuelta/videos/375528089887039/

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huh
twitter.com/f_cancellara/status/1166429672147755012

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rotten luck
cyclingweekly.com/news/latest-news/bjorg-lambrecht-crashed-hitting-road-reflector-435765

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He should go to imageboards and start shitposting as well.

>David de la Cruz to Cofidis

Poor lad, but they are building a decent team for next year so it may be not too bad.

based, too bad Hirschi looks too incel to be like Cancellara

>road reflectors

Death traps for cyclists

Sunweb dude got relegated for headbutting an UEA rider.

a climb that would normally be a Category 1 climb can become a HC climb if it is the final climb of a stage

what are they going to fuck up today

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Roglics knee

My prediction is that Roglic will lose time on the last climb.
It's really steep, too steep for somebody like him.

the rest of the teams
/drijftenue/
/Jumbo/

Based and drijftenuepilled.

Break is at around ten minutes

Nasty way to die.

Lambrecht was resuscitated after the crash and was rushed to hospital, but the liver laceration he suffered caused an internal haemorrhage, which led to a cardiac arrest. He died during surgery.

So young too, sad.

Could be a great day for Quintana.

great day for quintana is a great day for us

That are some criminally bad roads

Well, yes.

Eurosport with their usual incompetence with Bjarne Riis not having a functioning mic, fucking 10 yo youtubers are more competent than Eurosport

You need a special mic to pick up Bjarne's mumbling though.

they've even acknowledged it, but they keep asking him questions anyway. Embarrassing for all involved, Eurosport needs to just die already

Carlton Kirby on English Eurosport said that road signs that say - Danger Falling Rocks - is because sometimes rocks fall. Eurosport hire the best commentators.

Not as good as Robbie and Matt

If the TDF hasn't worn him out too much, he could win this tour easily.

I can`t stand those guys. I only watch them if I can`t get a good Eurosport stream.

They need to just die so they can stop ruining races with all their bs and endless commercial breaks and give the rights to decent channels

Are you high?

Any news on this guy yet? Preferably unfounded speculation

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I don`t do drugs.

De Weert? I thought Belgian media reported that he got put on inactive because he got back to the hotel drunk past friday.

It's fixed \o/

TV Sport 2 has the rights for the Vuelta this year though so if you are paying you might as well pay a channel that doesn't do commercial breaks.
I only watch Eurosport on tiz.

Holm&Bay are so much better though, I'll put up with the ads.

Polka or Cofidis to win, place your bets

I have yousee and TV2 Sport is basically impossible to get with them

>it's a polka dot jersey gets dropped the moment the road turns up episode

>madrazo exposed

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Just got home, what's going on? Jetse Bol or discount Herrada is going to win the stage?

Why is there only 3 guys in the break? Fucking boring stage

Rooting for Bol but fear Herrada will take it

first spen flag

Are you actually a Spaniard or just some northern European fag on vacation?

Why did the peloton let them go so far away, it's not hard to control a few nobodies. Shamefur dispray

RARE

Bjarne is FURIOUS with how inept Ineos is lol

based

Good morning guys! First time I haven't been to busy to watch. Excited for the finish. And QUINTANA.

Hows your holiday fren ?

100% iberian BVLL

>Hows your holiday fren ?
really good, watching la vuelta and drinking cruzcampo

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C H U T E
H
U
T
E

CAIDA

CHUTE

Welp, hope the GC contenders at least fight it out...

The fuck was that

What a retard

roglic knee doesnt look so good

What an idiot lol

>Bauhaus

Quintana's got it in the bag

Uran is getting BTFO today

based german trying to make the stage more exciting

Think Padun crashed too because of that retard

Based cabeza shitters beating the GC frauds

Did something happened? Beside the crash.

the flying mullet briefly landed, other than that nothin

He cut his left wrist yesterday doubt he can go all out today

Yikes he's already being dropped!

Muhlberger DNF

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F

LMAO

Hahaha based Spaniards

what the hell

damn these spanish drivers

based Spanish cycling tactics

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Lmao wtf is wrong with the drivers this vuelta.

This is the worst mountain stage ever

nah there were some real stinkers in the giro

it's hilly

the end will hopefully make up for it (I've missed all but the past 15 kms)

Theres not even a real breakaway here, even the sports directors are falling asleep

heck, wrong file

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Herrada is gonna make it.

>tfw included other Herrada in your roster

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for me, it’s Jesus.

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Mad saving skills

BAN ALL CARS

Of course, this Herrada is supposed to be shit

they are bike racers they don't know how cars work

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Yeah, because no one except for a shit c team bothered to fight for the stage today

Oh right this is not my boy jesus lol.

it's fake Jesus tho

Somehow not entertained and thrilled by this stage at all.

Went on fapping instead and now cooking some half assed curry.

Ineos idiots stealing places from the GC guys, do these clowns think they can make up 8 minutes

They're making up more than 1 minute per km now so who knows lol

But even then a GC guy would win anyway not an evilos looser

Maybe ebikes have arrived again :^)

They are betting on the fact that they can go all out in a single stage since none of their riders have to cure their GC standing.

Does Spain have the best roads in Europe? Always buttery smooth

At this pace their are gonna cuck cabeza de carrera.

There's no way Bol can keep this up kek

what was Ineos' endgame here, I don't understand

>the virgin virgin

Herrada isn't a pancake, he won't get caught

So used to taking control of races they forgot they had nothing to ride for. Now they gave it up again when someone reminded them.

The virgin is back lmao.

About to get dropped again for the 100th time this stage

This is strange tactics from Tete

Virgin looking back at his team car like

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Wtf is this lol

Looks like a cabeza get caught in the last km episode.

VIRGIN REVOLUTION

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Herrada should go full gas on a steep part

even earlier, probably. The real climb starts now,

Prophetic

virgin rises and dies again

the virgin smash vs chad spin

does Madrazo mean virgin in spanish or something?

Meintjes you useless looser give me my point back

he just looks like virgin meme

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>de la cruz
>ineos

aww qt :3

>TJ

Madrazo has been dropped more times in this stage than most riders do in the entire Vuelta

And also did the virgin walk.

Tempo is going up, time for frauds to get exposed

it's so fucking weird what is happening with Ineos
did they really fucked up their programme or something?

Im worried MAL doesn't have good legs

Ineos absolutely bonking

Boomer attack.

BOOMBERDE!

Valverde in his white youth jersey looking strong today

how juiced is Valverde

>Movistar tactics

>Chavez
>Formolo
>Uran
>Nairo
Based Boomberde exposing all the frauds.

Final movistar fuck you to Quintana

Quintana dying to boomberde attack.

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>Chavez
>Uran

Movistar is not a team just 8 riders sharing a tourbus

LOPEZ!

Movistar is usually 7 riders against quintana

>movistars tactics.

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Superman flying away!

SUPAHMAN

Bol for stage Superman for GC ?

SUDDENLY

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All of the sudden Valverde can climb again

Where is the virgin show him reeeeeeeeeeeee.

Madrazo virgin wins

Surprised Valverde is this strong but he will crack 3rd week anyway

GO GO

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for me, it's grupo roglic

>doubting Valverde under 2 000 m
He's made a deal with the devil and the price to pay was that he will choke whenever he goes above 2 000 m.

Uran could take red depending on his damage control

and start balding at 25

Superman to take the win in the last 20 meters

LMAO BASED VIRGIN

Virgin ATTACK

LMAO HE'S DOING IT

GO VIRGIN GO

MADRAZO ATTACK

LMAO

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

VIRGIN VIRGIN VIRGIN VIRGINNNNN!!!!!

Ahahhahahaba Herrada too stupid

APOLOGIZE

WHAT THE FUCK HE IS DOING IT

WTF?!

Absolutely based

HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?

Chad Virgin

WOW

MADRAZZOOOOO

Absolute madman.

Burgos chads

THIS FUCKING VUELTA

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JUST LIKE IN MY ANIME

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GC is between Roglic and Lopez now. Everybody but Valverde was fucking shit

The Chad Virgin vs the Virgin Herrada

WIN FOR ALL THE VIRGINS IN THE WORLD

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Rojlick keeps sucking wheels big time. He should have stick to figure skating.

lopez it is

Based virgin

the one virgin to rule them all

GC

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M A D R A Z O

Don't forget the TT

Chaves keeps on being disappointing desu.

He didn't win the Giro despite three (3) time trials and he didn't even crash in any of those.

He was a lot worse the last years

It scares me how good Pogacar is

Surprising that MAL is already the strongest Poland Tour suggests he's peaking later

He's like 12 years old as well.

Valverde is gonna win it

Hes afraid of dying in the third week like he did in the giro

>implying no Madrazo

Maybe Remco will not win the next 10 TdFs

Valverde always cracks in the end, was already like this in 2006 when he lost against Vino after a 4 minute lead. Just like Birdsong turns shit after more than 10 days

updated to top 10

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>aru died

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Yeah he fucks up the GC for his teammates just to fuck up in the end, what a faggot.

Very disappointed in Kelderman, even finished behind boomer Roche

Roglic timed his form well for once?

>Poels
>Kelderman

the absolute state of dutch climbing when Dumoulin isnt competing

will Ineos take last place in team ranking today?

Dimension data

The virgin's really happy about winning, what a victory!

They actually went up, now
>fdj
is last.

they might, they got some real meatballs

It must be such an inefficient way to ride the way he constantly got dropped, then got back, then tried to attack, then got dropped again etc.

Is the rest of the planet even trying?

gotta appreciate the hustle though. dude got a grit

Was to help his teammate who was stronger. So Herrada cant ride his own tempo

>checking on Lopez

1.70 m, weighing 65 kg, wtf, he is relatively heavy.
How can he suck so much in TTs if he has a BMI of over 22?

Colombian

>So Herrada cant ride his own tempo
But that was pretty much what he did though. Just let him get a few meters gap because he knew Madrazo couldn't keep that lead for long anyway.

It was fun to watch at least.

He doesn't look like those stats.

Geoghegheghehegan Hart +19:33 today. Needs a bit more marginal gains

wew, poels kinda got his shit back together a bit.

I thought as well, but they give out the same stats everywhere.
He should be quite muscular, weighs the same as Roglic who is 7 cm taller than him, not even speaking of Valverde the skeleton.

lopez lost 3:45 to roglic in the long tt in giro, it could really kill him

>using pedals

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i'm half convinced that he lost giro because of pissma incompetence, teammates and GC alike
he has better roster this time and maybe GC learnt how to piss in the bottle in these couple of months

can't believe I wasted points on this shitter

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*DS I mean
brainfart

Me too man. He could still technically win a stage.

I don't think he will lose that much if he is still in the race for the top 3.

Those TTs are often deceiving, as someone who is out of the GC standings, will not give 100% and just coast in the TTs.

Lopez lost a bunch of time and was pretty much out of it a few stages before, something happened at stage 6.

I am not convinced of Roglic being good enough in the climbing if we are talking about the win.

He reminds me of Kruiswijk, good steady pace and good at wheel sucking, but cannot accelerate and put in the punch to distance himself from the others.

He should at least try. What a fucking embarrassment to be a young British "talent" in British team and have johnny foreigner teammates of your gen this much better than you (Bernal, Sivakov, Sosa).

I think he could survive climbs if he had good enough mountain domestique with him. He was always alone during crucial climbs. Maybe if De Plus didn't abandon things would be different for Roglic.

No bro, before the time trial in the middle of the race he was within a minute of Roglic

Nah, last year in the tour he attacked quite a lot in the mountains and won the last mountain stage with an attack youtube.com/watch?v=0ygEC6fhr58

Kruijswijk abandoning is bad news for him if the team gets the red jersey

He had a good perfomance in Tour of the Alps so he's not completely hopeless.

I got screwed with Padun who has zero points, and today that cunt Bauhaus made him crash reeeee

I just hope Kuss is not as shit as he was at Giro. Bennett looks adequate so far.

>wins your entire fucking sport and makes every single johnny foreigner in the entire world shit their pants for billions of years until the sun burns through all of its energy and is extinguished
Pssh, nothin personnel

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>gets beat by a spanish b-rider

Whut, Kuss was very strong today, Bennett didn't do shit

Based Vuelta

lmaoing at how spanish publication just outright calls prostitute a prostitute, while english news sites tiptoes around it and use the word "escort"

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yes and I hope he will continue this

my bad it was an escort but we all know thats the same in the end 95% of the time, he payed 600 euros for her

he's american so I'm sure he'll crash out

bump

Still no update on the league? Is that site run by one guy that is typing everything out manually or what

Super weird. You'd think that at worst they would just copy-paste stuff from the Vuelta official results.

Just got back from super comfy post stage ride.

probably because of their weird scoring, they claim to update each stage at 11 pm in the rules

Herrarda was actually 12th in the Vuelta in 2013 and Virgin is already 31 wtf

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Their EPO plug Didn't come through

Nice my man

why is madrazo a virgin?
is it because of his resemblance to the 40-year-old virgin movie where the main character rides a bicycle to get around?

>Half the top 10 with Spanish names
2019 marks the beginning Hispanics dominate cycling

see

is it weird that i woke up yesterday thinking about madrazo? i was trying to remember his first name and i kept repeating madrazo over and over again trying to remember his first name because i havent seen him race since last vuelta. then he wins last night...

+++ BOINTS ARE IN FRENS +++

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Putting my money on the mysterious blue autist

Not having Bennett could be costly since hes in nearly every other team

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Do you know what the Ass category is for? Apparently Formolo has the best ass on my team so far.

Assistent points if hes in the leading team competition team or the team of the stage winner. There are also points for break aways, climbs and such

I need more sprint stages or I can't beat him, he has like 5 guys in the top 10 GC and I have 3 sprinters. Why can't Spain be more flat

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Dylan Teuns is a worthless cunt. Give me my points back you failure.

>4 riders on my team at 0 points

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> Tao Geoghegan Hart

OH NO NO NO

And yet I'm somehow only barely above you. Tragic.