Doble jornada edition
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America femenil won (who cares about the rest of the games)
JUST Kuri things 2: el tibu still without a single victory
Pumass still not a grande
RIP /ligamx/ capos (huebro, imagebro)
zacatepekek still on first place @ ascenso mx
based fabian and vega called to el TRI #hype
Tlaxcaltecas are (in fact) the secret overlords of the world
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First for Cruz Azul
Este año es El bueno
This dude keeps doing this every single time
>liga mx
Atlas 1 - 1 Tigres
San Luis 1 - 1 Morelia
Veracruz 0 - 5 Queretaro
America 1 - 1 Pachuca
I want a hug from sweaty Jana
Lmao, why are people this retarded
Kek reminds me karin ontiveros IG
>bet on tigays and amierdica winning cause >hurr they're the best teams in the league guys
>they fucking choke costing me 2 points in the quiniela
Looks like I'm gonna have to start treating tigays and ameriCACA as "equipos CHICOS" when i fill out the quiniela.
>youtube.com
>Damn que chichotas tiene carolina ;)
>Sii la neta si, parecen ubres de vaca están muy ricas, se ve re chula la trompuda
c-cual carolina?? Guillen o Padron??
wait, in what minute?
>carolina de las salas
That's my favorite show JRYSB
>wait, in what minute?
Whenever she's on m8, the side view is the greatest imo you can really tell how stacked she is
Cope
lol I thought some voice leaked during the show saying that greentext
Na that's a comment from one of the losers in youtube
Redpill me on this convocatoria lads.
Memes: Hugo Gonzalez, Rodolfo Cota, Cesar Montes, Fernando Navarro, Luis Rodriguez, Carlos Salcedo, Orbelin Pineda, Carlos Rodriguez, Erick Gutierrez, Roberto Alvarado, Uriel Antuna, Marco Fabian, Javier Hernandez, Hirving Lozano, Alexis Vega
Hope the rest will be part of the Starting XI
corona plays rb for porto lel also sperg briseño is better than montes, moreno, reyes and salcedo
based
>be Mexican
>go to bar
>get shot
my life in a nutshell
>gonzalez
>orozco
>araujo
>navarro
>diego reyes
>GAYardo
>chaKAKA
>salcedo
>lelyun
>montes
>moreno
>jorge sanchez
>jona dos antros
>chaputo montes
>orbelelin
>el guti
>hector "le caliento la banca al patetico de madrid" herrera
>alvarado
>an tuna
>verga
>naco fabian
>shitcharito
>corona
This fucking list is sad, we're gonna bootyblast the shit out of you fuckers.
Tonight's Futbol Picante
youtube.com
with Joserra, Hugo and Faitelson, what could go wrong?
needs more qts
for me it's Santos
yes
Repost
Get back to picking potatoes faggot
No tu no pendejo
Cayese pinche puto celoso
Tú vete a lavar parabrisas puto
Tengo celos de tu cerveza tbqhwy
Why are xolos so white ?
Santos new jersey looks really nice tBh
They're the white man's team unironically.
who is this qt?
San Diego is surprisingly white
Idk charly didn't tag her
>atentado en Coatzacoalcos
>bombas molotov
>16 hombres muertos
>9 mujeres muertas
>13 heridos
>en el bar caballo blanco
>Coatzacoalcos significa en náhuatl 'lugar donde se esconde la serpiente'. Su nombre se debe a una antigua leyenda que cuenta que en el año 947, Quetzalcóatl llegó a esta ciudad y a bordo de una balsa navegó a través del río hasta perderse en el horizonte bajo promesa de regresar un día.
based kabbalah
I love your posts, but can you please get back to the big booty Mexican hotties as the thread pic? Asking for a friend.
jannies(gay) said no
Ochoa is the biggest meme of them all you dipshit.
>diego reyes back to liga mx
F
KEK
Based
>It was blood sacrifice to the old Gods
el chillahermano culo roto, señores
I suppose these [[[niggas]]] made a ritual to bootyblast USA in the next game, MEX 4-0 USA my preddiction
>Veracruz lost 5-0 to Queretaro on Tuesday night in the seventh round of the Apertura tournament to extend its winless run to 33 games, breaking the tie with the English club, which set the previous mark in the 2007-08 season.
Thanks lads. t. Derby.
Ironically the biggest prospect player in Mexico is their goalkeeper, hope someone signs him out of that team quickly
LA HORA CERO YA LLEGO
DURO SANTOS DURO
That's not Roberto de la Rosa, Roberto Alvarado or Armando González.
We have a new kit as well I can't imagine what it's like to root for a team that isn't BASED
HOY JUEGA PAPA HOY JUEGA SANTOS
PUTO PINCHE SANTOS PERROS
>Edson Alvarez scored in his debut
Maybe he isn't a troncos after all
>tfw if we win the leave we will have the same titles as pumass
Rooting for Santos is truly based
TRES CUIDADES DOS ESTADOS AN UN SOLO CORAZON
You should know Sebastian Jurado, next mexican gk to play at Yurop
SANTOS, SANTOS CAMPEON
what? post it now
Maybe Queretaro isn't all that bad
Pretty BASED maybe charly doesn't ruin kits after all
Nice, looks cool, you gonna get this one?
No I won't purchase a shirt until they take away all the sponsors
Then you must wait until they win concachampions and make it to Mundialito
So never then.
>I will never find a qt 10/10 like this here in the US and instead I'm stuck with a 2/10 dumb nerd gf
There is no hope for me.
>can't even quads
sad
Could be worse you could be tw@t
>LEON
Cota, Mosquera, Navarro, Tesillo, Gonzalez, Montes, Moreno, Mena, Meneses, Aquino, JJ
>SANTOS
Orozco, Torres, Arteaga, Doria, Orrantia, Gorriran, Lozano, Rivas, Lozano, Furch, Castillo
It's confirmed Leon will use the ugliest jersey ever for this game
cringe como este wey tiene que spammear su literally who equipo
What's wrong with being me?
Cayese pinche joto Santos is literally our team no one's gives about your wilas Cagadas
Nothing m8 you are your normal american guy who likes to suck the semen from your whore gf ass everynight
Not that user but your Llantos better win this one because last week they were shit.
Last week we won puto
LEON_vs_SANTOS
LEON_vs_SANTOS
LEON_vs_SANTOS
Damn, cold blooded. I thought we were all frens here, why the bullying?
Culeros
BASED FURCH
@95055393
shut the fuck up retard
Where are you traveling next time breh?
>VAR
here we go
>Llantos dabbed on by JJ Macias
this boy to America when? imagine the butthurt
gay gay macias
>Macias
Why didn't they call him up to the NT? Redpill answer pls.
Looks like Tata didn't
I know he didn't, he called Fabian instead when it's stupid. Also, nice trips.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE FUCKING JEALOUS user IS MAKING SANTOS PLAY LIKE SHIT
Don't know yet. Thinking maybe New Zealand, Australia, or one of the Scandinavian countries
remember when meon shidded themselves vs chikitin
Yes, and they will choke like a bitch again.
that was a nice goal
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA CHINGUE SU PUTA MADRE
Go to New Zealand
fucking hell
HOY GANA LA MAQUINA
Also, Santiago Gimenez finally plays today
Go to Sweden, you should be able to score a güerita there. Make sure to wear a rosary, that way they don't mistake you for a sand nigger.
>NECAXA
Gonzalez, Gonzalez, Gallegos, Noya, Alvarado, Angulo, Chavez, Baeza, Quiroga, Salas, Delgado
>TOLUCA
Talavera, Toblo, Maldana, Chala, Ruiz, Hernandez, Da Silva, Rigonato, Rios, Pardo, Giglioti
>XOLOS
Lajud, Velazquez, Braghieri, Mendoza, Balanta, Rivero, Lainez, Miranda, Sepulveda, Bolaños, Nahuelpan
>CRUZAZUL
Corona, Dominguez, Lichnovsky, Aldrete, Aguilar, Madueña, Mendez, Yotun, Alvarado, Pineda, Gimenez
This game better end on draw to get those juicy 5 points
Dubs and viejo León scores
>thought i picked a tie for meon
>check and actually submitted a win for them
masher here i come
chaco finna cry
NECAXA vs TOLUCA
rojadirectatv.tv
XOLOS vs TOLUCA
rojadirectatv.tv
>XOLOS vs TOLUCA
here
youtube.com
Nice
>VAR
>Pablito Aguilar
based, anyways I picked Xolos in this game reeeeeeee
GOL PUTOS
G=OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>Chaco-Cam
now this is cringe
Not as cringe as cruzazulear again
el peruANO
They should've let Santiago take the penulty tBH
Que no habia debutado antes?
I think that was on Copa
>Scandinavian countries
Go there and get a guerita before the mudslims rape them all m8
Come on le white men team, I need you to win this one
>redcard for Aldrete
OH NO NONONONONONONONO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
uno mas PU-TI-TOS
>cruzazul
JUST
Faggot aldrete always getting red carded
>El chaco viendo el debut de su hijo
*cough*cough*
CAM AN NECACA SCAR SAM GAHLS
Some one should PS it to say is wifes son
>RIP /ligamx/ capos (huebro, imagebro)
What happened now?
Nada, todo sigue igual
The fucking butthurted jannie ChileANO is still alive.
huebro disappeared since "something happened in his life", imagebro still range banned
>Cruz Azul
AHUEVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
mas puntitos para papa
OH NO NO NO NO NO NONO
LA CRUZAZULEADA SEÑORES
LEL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>Tw@t on suici
Oh wait. nvm lol
A FOKIN CUBE
GETTING SCORED BY THE FUCKING CUBO TORRES
CHIMPOUT
>dabbed on by El Cuckbo TorrASS
Pelaez should just bring Mario Carrillo to La Maquina
He will Monday
Seething
I thought el rapist i mean el cubo was done? He was in the mls correct?
the VIRGIN little box vs the CHAD cube
>Mario Carrillo
Nigger what the fuck?
Do you want to watch them failing more harder?
>mfw a fucking cube is better than oribe+pulido
lol
>min 85 abro la app y veo 2-2 caz - tij
>"yes" 2 fucking empatitos = 10 puntos a la quiniela
>10 minutes later @ home, open 4chins
>cruzazuleada
FML
mario carrillo literally has no clue about football
Yeah, he played for Houston Dynamo a few seasons.
For tomorrow, pls
BASADO liga /MEX/
>tfw gf me la chupó tan duro que me dejó mariado
makes up for that shit draw against León
Fuck cuck Azul
poor frend
Pls dont
Basado
HOY GANAN MIS (VAMOS)BRAVOS
Its Ok m8, you will a need HC soon
>Jeremy Menez OUT
League, CopaMX and Campeon de Campeones, adios crack.
Ligma bros, you watching el clásico regio universitario tomorrow?
I'll be watching América absolutely destroying atlASS ass, sorry bro
Well if the ass whooping gets old too fast, check the american football of México thread for links to the onefa and conadeip games
nah, fuck off
come back when your pussy ass team is not longer afraid to play against ITESM
.... Nigga they literally itesm tomorrow fuck you talking about?
Plus both teams are looking of the reunification of onefa and conadeip, no one is "afraid"
Literally playing*
>runs for years his own mickey mouse league against the "powerhouse" POLI
>runs away at every mention of itesm or udla
>N-n-no one is afraid
fuck off mosh, your shitty team is the mexican Notre Lame
asswhoop related
Nigga im not an unam fag, i dont even root for any particular team since im from Guadalajara and we dont have good college teams i Just run the threads cause im a fan of the sport and shit is fun, onefa did got overwhelmed by 90s and 2000s tec dominance and not knowing how to compite against their scholarship system, but the merger is coming thats a fact and if that is happening is because both leagues are now on a more even ground, anyway this weekend games are UANL vs Tec and UDLAP vs Poli, watch them if you want to, if not bump the thread with hate it works to keep it alive
based, of course I'll watch borregos destroy chiquitines(de americano) ass
What the fuck happened to imagebro?
Rangebanned for thot posting because of a salty chielan jannie working for free
still here with my imageless posting, last night some dude made a latina thread on Yea Forums and we spammed the shit out of that board
He's now full normie, posting Jana's on Facebook : ^)
>Masher back in OP's
>threads ded again
de verdad activa la ardilla
¿Cómo saben que es chileANO?
Pues, no se a la verga, es lo que dijeron en estos threads, me estoy dando cuenta que acababa de postear el imagebro y le borraron su post kek, y nisiquiera tenía nada, solo decía que seguía aquí pero sin poner imágenes y que ayer estuvo en un thread de latinas en b
seguro andan en un mismo grupito de otakus putos en alguna red social y no le prestó sus barbies o una mamada por el estilo
>half the thread deleted again
What does this accomplish really, do you guys really think you're "improving" the board board by getting rid of old ass posts? Come on
test
Jaja tú cola wey, solo los hago cuándo no hay quien más los haga
Nah m8, I can't seem to get into Mexican Football, maybe is because I can't seem to find the games on tv or are at the same time Futbol is on
Kek puede ser, eso o al jannie algo le caga en especifico de los thread, si es una mamada que el vato se pusiera tan pendejo, ponían una morra equis de instagram y la bajaban en 5 minutos mientras que threads con un negro bombeandose a un transexual filipino duraban 2-3 horas
>He's now full normie
Not even normies like him tho
ssshhhhhss you will get banned for complaining, """"""they""""" take their jobs very seriously.
>Inb4 I get banned and my post gets deleted
lol
Canal catorce broadcasts college football, well they broadcast everything mexican football related even fucking pop warner games , their programing is 80% chairo shit like "the history of pulque the true marxist beverage" "Why should we all suck Cárdenas dick" and "#MeToo mexico" (this was an actual show) and football, onefa, conadeip, LFA everything, poli games are on canal once, and a bunch of other games get YouTube streams
Segun cuenta la leyenda fue durante un thread de la copa America, donde un Chileano se enojo y lloro y de repente empezaron a desaparecer los post que hacien burla de el y luego se vino detras de los mexicanos y los tripfags y los empezo a acosar aca e hizo lo mismo.
Y aun hoy si escuchas muy atento durante las noches se puede escuchar los llantos del Chileno y sus gritos que dicen "Te voy a bannear por tres dias por burlarte de mi".
What match are you guys going to watch tonight?
Arizona Cardinals vs Denver Broncos
idk who plays tonight?
puebla juarez
monterrey pumas
fluminense corinthians in the copa sudamericana if youre into that
for me it's puebla vs juajuarez
>Y aun hoy si escuchas muy atento durante las noches se puede escuchar los llantos del Chileno y sus gritos que dicen "Te voy a bannear por tres dias por burlarte de mi".
top kek
>gookmoot
>mata rukas united
JuarASS on suicide watch again.
>pick draw on Puebla vs Bravos
>Cavallini finally do something else than rekt rivals
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at least I got 11 points so far this Jornada
i wrote this
Shitty games para ser honesto familia
montegay sucks dick
>those jew-brothers in the stadium
TOPKEK didn't see those dudes in a long time
>poomuertos
Fucking shits
>only 3 fucking points this jornada
To the bottom of the fucking table I go, thanks a lot tigays, cuck azul, amierdica, llantos,tolelca
test
Oh shit lads, the Yea Forumserb Owl is almost there and we haven't made shit.
Just suggest some good /LigaMX/ from this season/year and I'll add them
good player suggestions I meant.
Look at the shit we have
-VERGAcruz
-jannie chileno
-Quiniela
Just put this ones
>Nigger Lions
>CHADntos
>Le Sanic Man
>POOmuerto
>Jarochito
>NaclASS
>Ya Gonzalo
>KEKretaro
>RIP Imagebro
>TiGAY chiquitin
>jumped to 3rd place at quiniela
Awebooooooo
Wheres the Mexican Modric?
>videogames
Ya tienes pelos en el culo
Maradona se la come plz
Remember to send quinielas
Quiniela current standings
>14 Masher
Deja de hacer tu quiniela borracho wey no mames no das una jajajaja
>37 points
>thanks to some shit team like cruz azul i lost 5
ya no vuelvo a escojer a ese pinche equipo pecho frio, van 2 veces que me quitan puntos por andar pecheando
>Barely in first place.
Only got 8 points this quiniela because I forgot to do the Tuesday games.
THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP
And then you slip miserably like your team
Who plays tonight?
Morelia vs Veracruz
Atlas vs America
once again the only GRANDE saving the day from relegation-tier viernes botanero
Don't see any big teams mentioned
Potros UAEM vs Alebrijes
La Jaiba vs Cafetaleros
Venados vs Mineros
>_florenciavargass
qt purepechita
No one watches ascenso
Qt, would go with her to la papeleria
Le hubieras puesto las manos en las nalgas we para agarrarla de cartoncito
>univison has a show promoting homosexuality
>has another one promoting cuckolding
It really is the end I hope less teams stop signing broadcasting rights with those faggots
what the fuck, what shows do you mean?
The absolute state of pochovision & telerisa
what
el corazon nunca se equivoca and el juego de las llaves
wew lad I thought you were just joking but it's real
>el juego de las llaves
>Maite Perroni
una mas que se me cae del pedestal, se me hacia muy bonita y ahora se presta para esas asquerosidades
>None of our "shitniela" appearce on the Top 10 general
>we don't play sports
>we are bad on sports predictions
it feels bad
Imagebro se la come and Bravos are El tibu tier
Shut up retard, Imagebro is a top-qt, but yeah Bravos are playing shit ;_;
>el corazon nunca se equivoca
I've been saying for almost a year at twitter those [[[niggas]]] paying to make it trending and using shameless bots with rainbow flags lmao
SEÑORES YO SÓY RAYADO Y TENGO AGUANTÉ ;^)
Btw el jannie chileANO es puto y se la come
>MORELIA
Sosa, Velarde, Vegas, Shaggy, Achilier, Osuna, Flores, Millar, Mendoza, Del Angel, Aristeguieta
>VERACRUZ
Jurado, El Sa-Sa, Lopez, Paganoni, Gutierrez, Galicia, Carrasco, Angel Queen, Santillan, Polako, KEKito
TV azteca must get better teams for next season, these Viernes BOTANEROS are shit
Reminder:
SEND YOUR QUINIELA
SEND YOUR QUINIELA
SEND YOUR QUINIELA
viernes de duelo
>ironically a tigay in ligma
MORELIA_vs_VERACRUZ
MORELIA_vs_VERACRUZ
MORELIA_vs_VERACRUZ
www.rojadirectatv.tv/canal-5.php
(also on TUDN app, I think...)
>Duelo
Breh, in my time the good shit than used to wet panochas was Intocable.
>that kiss cam
bendi incoming
>dat Shaggy's debut story
whatta CHAD
hoy moja el pleititos
a ti te moja pero los pelitos
handegg norteño classic already started bros
bebeuvea
>Vega
remember when chivass made him the highest paid player in the league and ended up sending him to play in 3rd division
HOY GANAN MIS CREMAS PUTOS
Is Kazim Richards still in Mexico?
>vergacruz
Fucking finally! I was starting to get nervious about that point from quiniela lmao
I would retire because of the shame if I was him
yeah but he missed a benulty and snapped his shit up simultaniously and got sent to the shadow realm
>ATLAS
Vargas, Nervo, Govea, Santamaria, Angulo, Torres, Osvaldito, Reyes, Isijara, Barcelo, Trejo
>AMERICA
8a, VERGAS, Sanchez, Aguilera, Aguilar, Guido, Lopez, Mexican Modric, Gonzalez, ReNALGON de Chocolate, THE MIGHTY ROGER
ATLAS_vs_AMERICA
ATLAS_vs_AMERICA
ATLAS_vs_AMERICA
www.rojadirectatv.tv/canal-5.php
(also on TUDN app, I think...)
thanks lad
REFBALL
based VAR
who is her??????
>Roger "let' me first dribble 3 players and then see who I should pass to" Martinez
he's going full Darwin Quintero now
I'm not sure, I saved it from /out/
but also
REFBALL
I don't believe it...
Zzzzzz
aguas aqui violan
>Martinolu asking for fags
>martinoli wants a lesbian kiss cam
madman
fuck, let' me get on TVazteca lol
>the city of Huawei
>pol aguilar
lmao
*slips*
>Paul
Ok this team is necaxa's tier now, we better wait for concachampions to win something
why
>pol
lmao
ajjajajajajaja fucking troglodyte
El piojo es un pinche chillon cabron.me gustaría darle un putaso mero en su puta madre.
>the state of home depot
look at that crazy dog i bet hes drunk get down from there doggy haha
tomale foto a las viejas goey
inb4 gay bar
Ponte a limpiar la barra en lugar de postear en 4chins puto y dame un bud lihgt
>faglight
De casualidad eres homo?
>He didn't get the meme
user its a joke and you're not getting it
>Royer
Pinche negro hijo de su puta madre
sorry bros, I'am drunk AND horny af but there isn't a single qt here
En tiempo de guerra, cualquier pozo es trinchera we
Is gay smoke mentolados? y/n
Si, pero si no hay mas que se le va hacer
faro sin filtro o pegate un tiro
america benulty in 94th minute cap this
very based
OH NONONONO
;_;
El americANO
imagine letting chanclas score on you, twice!
América parece pollo sin cabeza
>losing to fucking chanclas
Lmao I don't even give a fuck my quiniela fuck America
no mames jajajajajajajajajajajaja
>esas pinches gordas
Lmao, chivas siguen teniendo las mejores qts
sin filtro pa morirse mas rapido
>the shanty town of guadalajara
OH NONO NON ON ONO
>Losing 3-0 to Chanclas
I didn't think they would win, but to lose by 3? This season is trash. Time to stark to think and get real players for the next season
>3(tres)
Ese pinche Ochoa esta salado reeeeeeee3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Imagine getting btfo 3-0 by zorras de chanclas
>muh invicto
>MUUUUUUH GRAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEE (It only shows your fragile, insecure, and weak minded mentality)
>muh piojo
>muh cuckchoa
>b-b-but all out good players are i-injured
>w-w-who needs jeremy, we totally were jealous and envious of tigres btw
>inb4 something something MUUUUUH CACAtorce something something
>inb4 a cringe americacanista post
>inb4 posting image with total number of trophies (damage control)
>inb4 random whore posting
>inb4 ch-ch-chicano c-c-cuck (unoriginal americuckcanista insult)
MAMA DIME QUE SOMOS GRANDES DIME QUE SOMOS LOS MAS GRANDES MAMA DILO POR FAVOR. DILE A TU CHIQUITÍN QUE SOMOS GRANDES
The good news is that they still have one weeks to get good players. The bad news is that there aren't good players in the market.
/america/ bros...
This is what happens when you sell marchesin
>America loses 3 fucking 0
>to Atlas
>with Ochoa in his 1st game
AHEM
Club América bunk3r thread when?
>First game lost in the season
>Antis act like América is at the bottom of la tabla
Cringe
Hours before piojo die in an "accidente"
Is this chanclas' year?
/ourgirl/
It's not just that you lost, it's the fact that you got BTFO by fucking chanclas with your BOMBA goalkeeper starting
>8a
>bomba
Kyc puto
Thats why I said for next season m8
Always till I die
Porto not making it to the Champions gave me a giggle
>with Ochoa in his 1st game
I don't know, I still remember Americanistas begging the team to sign him. For God knows what reason....
I told you Volpi was a better choice.
Lmao, amierdicanistas seem to have short term memory tbqhwy m8
m8, they just lost to fucking naclASS, you lost all bragging rights for at least this week.
>not drinking whisky on fridays
explain
one word: colombiasnos
Yeah, the absolute state of Coapa, RIP in quads
>hablándole con desdén a alguien
>toma Bud Light
Literalmente y de manera no irónica mátate de la forma más dolorosa posible.
>viernes por la noche
Espero que ustedes no estén en el sótano de su mamá shitposting
infinite chan back when?
>descagar uber
>ingreso mi numero de celular
>nombre, cuenta de banco y domicilio aparecen automaticamente
verga broes....
>actually considering get in some stranger's car
how people allow this?
after the next bioshock
It's common in first world countries. I wouldn't do it in Mexico though
>ameriCACA
>w-we're the only grandes
>m-muh cuck torce
>w-we have the best keeper in ligma now (they have fucking meme 8a)
>w-we have the best players
And yet I bet for them to win against some shitters and they choke, TWICE, fuck this shit team, from now on I'm treating them just like I treat all other small teams when i fill out the quinjiela.
es temporal. jure nunca volver a subirme a un taxi hediondo y menos a un puto camion
>>actually considering get in some stranger's car
>how people allow this?
It's safe over here most of the time, it might be dangerous at night depending on where you live and whether you're a grill or not but even then it's very rare for something bad to happen. With that said there's no fucking way I'd use uber in mexico.
shut the fucl up rrtard u probaly font even leave ur uñromm llamo
>y menos a un puto camion
La ultima vez que me subí a un camion:
>2014
>literalmente el dia del Camerun vs Mexico
>tenía que pagar el internet
>"regresaré justo a tiempo para el partido"
>tomo el camión de regreso
>aún en la parada del autobus en el mismo centro comercial
>el chofer no está(fue a cagar o no se)
>se sube una luchona con un bebe llorando
>lo acuesta boca abajo en sus piernas
>plsdontdothis.mkv
>el bebe comienza a vomitar sin parar
>el chofer llega
>luchona apenada pero con cara de desperacion
>por este tipo de cosas le terminan pegando a los morros
>son muy jovenes para andar de putas
>recuerden, la promiscuidad no trae nada bueno, especialmente a las mujeres y a su futuro
regresemos al camion
>chofer se va por algo para limpiar
>luchona utiliza un justu de sustición
>deja vomito con un "bonito" olor y desaparece del camion
>se hace tarde para el partido
>el chofer regresa con una cubeta y trapeador
>limpia la gracia y arranca
>en la siguiente parada se detiene otro rato a hablar con el de los periodicos
>"nos están robando, ya nos quitaron dos goles"
>acelera puto chofer
>llego a casa al medio tiempo
>hermana me pide armar unas madres de esas para el sol en el patio
>por fin pongo el partido y solo veo 30 minutos
En ese entonces no estaba enterado que ya se podia pagar el telefono en oxxo que está a 3 calles :'^)
R8 my new OC lads.
>the life of every alien
seek help lad
you can be the new imaCHIbro
>still no podcast 26
>tiene internet
>no todos sus pagos por internet
>se alegra al saber que puede pagar en Oxxo cuando puede hacerlo por internet a cualquier hora de manera rápida sin tener que lidiar con tanta mierda
Eres un sub-humano con un IQ inferior a 80, todo lo que te paso aquel día lo tenías bien merecido.
>mfw I have been using Uber at least once a week for 4 years
>nothing happened to me ever
Stop being a faggot
contrary to what retarded americans say here
shitcago is way worse than any mexican city
commiefornia is bad too
using Uber there is a good way to get mugged
>having anything to do with banks
OH NO NONONONNON ONO O N ONO
>>having anything to do with banks
>OH NO NONONONNON ONO O N ONO
How do you think oxxo processes your payments dumbass.
How do you get paid?
How do you think Oxxo process your payment?
If your are going to out yourself like a fucking retard at least just call me a faggot and tell me to kill myself
pls go away
De verdad que hay gente tan pendejoa en la vida
>youtu.be
>las gordis
KEK, someone pls make a webm of 5:19-5:23
Másher pls help
eskeler
just download webumforretards, dont be a lazy amerigordo
I'll do it, but does it work for youtube videos?
>webumforretards
I got it apparently they had to change their name cause they got banned for their previous one being "offensive" , gotta say it's pretty pathetic how easily they caved.
and it doesn't work with youtube videos
you will have to download the vid first if thats what youre asking
you can still find the original name on gitgud iirc but yeah the github faggots cant handle the banter
>you will have to download the vid first if thats what youre asking
Know any program that will let me do that, i don't wanna use one of those shady "youtube download" websites if I can help it.
youtube-dl
9001 hours later and now I know how to download videos with youtube-dl and how to make webums, not to mention my masterpiece image edit, bow before your new king putos.
Thanks bro.
Pinche amierdicanista parece marrana
gib me a few minutes
page 10 bump ffs ligamx
Who plays tonight
Tu mama con mis bolas peludas
We, las dos están gordas no mames
>Awesome-HD encoding team
720p is useless here, threads die fast and most of the screens of the userbase are normal ones
plus no point on setting it to 720p with the bitrate that low (that's why it looks like shit), resolution only increase the file size, is not good to make long webms
>Chich to Sevilla
Shitvas on suicide watch lol
LMAO cant wait for next season when chivas anounce el chispa Velarde as their BOMBA
e compas, hay juego de americano colegial Aztecas de la UDLAP contra Burros blancos, va por canal 11, canal catorce y algunos streams de face por si lo quieren ver
Thanks for the tips bro, will try them out when I make the next webm.
Nadia is a qt
Nadia prefiere a los que ven football americano nacional
>tfw no qt gf to watch Santos games with
whatta qt artsy gf
La maquina
gol del shuky
>first game for Pachuca
>scores
>first game for PSV
>scores
>first game in Champions
>scores
>first game in world cup
>scores
>first game for Napoli
>scores
How the fuck does Chucky do it? And more importantly, where does Jesus Martinez keeps finding these kids?
big brain chuy figured out theres more money in investing in young players instead of jewing the fuck out fuerzas basicas
this is why (((mafia del poder))) goes after hmi so bad
>Napoli scores 4 goals
>Loses 4-3
fucking kek
>niggers
>napoli
>n
Is it true chucky is the first mexicANO to score a goal in serie a?
>no games till 7
wack
Only Layun and Marquez have played there, and they were too young or too old to do shit.
>own goal
top kek
at least it wasn't Chukek
>3(tres) a (0)cero
>NECAXA
Gonzalez, Meza, Gallegos, Noya, Calderon, Alvarado, Angulo, Baeza, Quiroga, Salas, Delgado
>XOLOS
Lajud, Velazquez, Braghieri, Loroña, Balanta, Rivero, Cruz, Miranda, Sanvezzo, Bolaños, Falletti
Roja doesn't work, but shit is on TUDN app
>Ventura Alvarado
a CHI dabbing on the CHI team, like pottery
>1-1
Ok that was a nice goal, I picked Necaxa winning on the quiniela, so Don Ramon FC better get their shit together.
>6(six) years unbeaten
This TUDN comercial is pure gold
>Choque de gigantes
>use the Lainez vs Miazga faceoff
LMAO, by the way, just noticed than this shitty app keeps looping spots and you must reset the app to get in the game again after half time
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
2-2 putitos, unos mas y saco mi puntito
>donkeyshows
Nothing perroesonal jej
>TIGRES
Guzman, EL TITAN, Ayala, Torres,De Souza, Pizarro, Aquino, Dueñas, Gignac, Valencia, Quiñones
>LEON
Cota, Mosquera, Navarro, Tesillo, Montes, Moreno, Mena, Meneses, Aquino, Campbell, Gay Gay Macias
>PACHUCA
Rey, Cabral, Murillo, Alvarez, Guzman, Copete, Sambueza, Aguirre, Hernandez, Ibarra, De La Rosa
>SAN LUIS
Tortas cousin, Catalan, Alvarez, Reyes, Laso, Escalante, Madrigal, Mayada, Macias, Ibañez, Gonzalez
This is Necaxa's year btw.
>meon vs shitgres on 3 different channels
these niggas really trying to force the chikitin meme
PACHUCA - SAN LUIS
youtube.com
TIGRES - LEON
rojadirectatv.tv
(also on TUDN app)
I'm actually watching this game kek, picked draw for the quiniela desu
Help me with this one
I tunes fox sports and there's a ligamx match. One team is white and blue. The other is red and white. Sambueza is playing. There's something related to the Word 'tuzos' and for some reason Martin Palermo is at the stadium. What tf am I watching?
>Goku Montes
fucking based, tenía que ser de LA FRONTERA
youtube.com
I picked meon cause tigays let me down before and I swore I'd never pick those shitters ever again.
ULTRA INSTINCT MODE
welcome to ligma meme x retard, now get out
lol, it's Pachuca vs Atletico San Luis.
Pachuca is THAT team with Calero and Chaco Gimenez than won Sudamerican like in 2005 against Colo Colo, Atletico San Luis is literally the small brother of Atlético de Madrid, they were sending shekels until they actually win promotion on the 2nd league last Spring. Palermo just came this season and is doing so so, they also have Edwin Cardona, last year they brough Keisuke Honda but left because of the money. Fox Sports is trying to appeal to the southamerican audience, having Monterrey and Pachuca broadcasting rights and giving money to those teams and sign your players since they lose rating when LigaMX stopping playing Copa Libertadores.
I picked leon as well. How much did you bet?
I meant for the quiniela m8
>"de las que se practican en la semana"
>big brain Salcedo
fucking Tuca better keep this faggot out of the play next time
el chikivar
NEGRO PENDEJO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAKAJAJAJAJAJAJANAJA
N
>negritos
>penales
"le leyó la intencion a Val..." no wey, el negrito es un pendejo, recordatorio de que Valencia es el Avilés de los chiquitines
>negritos bimbo
>ever
So fucking glad I picked meon in the quiniela
gonna get my dr. pepper in the freezer, planning to have my dinner during cuck azul vs CHIvASS
Who knows any good WhatsApp group for mamadas
just saw they missed a benulty pfftahaaha. not a good day for the Ns.
>WhatsApp group for mamadas
Aqui no somos jotos cabron, mejor vete a pedir verga a otro lugar.
Tell me about it
>own goal in chelsea
>own goal in napoli
>missed pen for the chuiquitines
lmao get fucked
40 more minutes till I get +5 points in the quiniela and return to the top 5.
>LOS SABADOS SON DE
que putas es esto?
jaja time for centros vergas
I'm new to this. I used to be hardcore SDLG and MEME CORP until the packs they were sending had caldo de pollo.
niggers man
>another benulty for tigays
I'm ok with this, but just keep the draw pls
WTF FUCKING N_____
There goes my +5 points, looks like I'm now a bottom of the table shitter.
based VERGAS
>dat IT mention on TUDN
*cringe*
OH NONONONO
LOL it's absolutely disgusting when you're watching some comfy game and that Aqui Y Ahora shit pops-up always with the same shit: "muh hispanic pride" "don't deport or children pls" "la virgencita me hizo un milagro cuando cruzaba la frontera"
>CRUZ AZUL
COrona, Dominguez, Lichnovsky, Aguilar, Escobar, Madueña, Yotun, Alvarado, Pineda, Angulo, Rodriguez
>CHIVAS
Gudiño(oh no no no), Van Rankin, Alanis & Briseño(just leak the gay videos already), Ponce, Villalpando, Brizuela, Molina, Cervantes, Vega, Pulido (now seriously whatta shit team, pls be GRANDE again)
>ranchuca
they do this because nobody watches this shit whenever its on, their pathetic desu
Kek it's true. Dubs and shitvas wins 2-1.
>La Usurpadora
you can't make this shit up
how u lose to flan luis lmao
equipo chico
>El Dragon
thought the stadium would have more people desu
CRUZ.AZUL_vs_CHIVAS
CRUZ.AZUL_vs_CHIVAS
CRUZ.AZUL_vs_CHIVAS
rojadirectatv.tv
Is on Univision but not on mexican tv kek
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>el POCHO Ponce
el equipo de mexicanos señores
LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD LITTLE HEAD
Inb4 we choke it away again
pls don't, save my quiniela
WTF I actually picked draw, ok Chivitas do something now
>Alejandro De La Rosa is the ads-boy in TUDN
pretty sad, that's what happens when you leave Joserra's shadow
>cuck Azul
That was a blooter not gonna lie
>el POCHO
reminder than this mexicans only team is a lie
>inb4 chivass want 15 gorrillion for ponce
Soon they're gonna start getting naturalized players too
Ok you little shits, I like this score so keep it like that.
>tfw no qt crazy blue haired cruz azul gf
>el primo Elias IN
>Chaquito IN
finally some good subs by Caixinha
NO ERA PENAL
DIJO EL VAR SINSON
Dile al Tw@t que se pinte el pelo y se hacen sus novias wey
>No Jana game until next Monday
(>﹏
>getting dominated by fucking shitvass
What do you mean? I see the game pretty even, especially with all the stupid fouls chivASS does in their area.
>dat last Jana's storie
cute, CUTE!
Me voy a bañar y luego vengo a hacer unos webums y despues me la jalo, nos vemos en un rato putos.
Who /tequila/ here
>Le Chivar memelord is out of ESPN
Need to catch up
>3 points for me
based, gonna keep my 3rd place for sure
>tfw too ugly to be her bf
>fuck Azul is shit
>my quiniela is shit this week again
>still in love with a prostitute
imagine Puebla winning tomorrow and sending Santos to 1st place kek
>my quiniela is going well again
>America is going shit now
it's good trade though, I don't even think America is making it Semis as the last liguillas, we don't have enough team now.
Luisito comunica what a great goalkeeper
xyz is now .net imagebro
back
based
How's this one?
Thanks, didnt see the goal
No prob I'm just trying to get used to making webms for now, gonna make some for the fan reactions in the atlas game.
Nose ustedes, pero yo si se la meto.
>De Light
Lozano al liverpool when?
Hoy ganan los pumas
Kek
Quién?
>Juve paid 100 gorillions for a confused dutchman
Dear god
>PUMAS
Saldivar, Mozo, Quintana, Freire, Angulo, Cabrera, Iniestra, Malcorra, Vigon, Barrera, Gonzalez
>TOLUCA
Talavera, Toblo, Maldana, Cahala, Hernandez, Da Silva, Rigonato, Mancuello, Rios, Pardo, Gigliotti
If this fuckers don't win today im going full chairo and start a fucking paro
los de la maxima casa de estudio
neat
Tec de Monterrey?
UdeG?
>le pay to win skool
That's not UVM
>T. future cdmx cab driver
lmao
t. pescado del hoyo con carrera de mercadotecnia trunca
HOY gana El cuarto grande
Based Toluco
pumas: not a big team
toluca: not a small team
>PumASS
>grande
>0-0 against a non-city team
youtube.com
Who /sectaboseriana/ here?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Puntito para papá
it cant be a benulty, dont know why he's even checking
Fucking toluca
Dejen de pelear jotos, al final ninguno es de la poderosisima universidad panamericana
El imagebro se la come y tiene autismo
>la escuela de donde salio Peña Nieto
>de ahí se fue a una maestría al Tec de Monterrey
eso deberia ser suficiente para darse una idea de la calidad de esas dos "escuelas"
Morena tu cola
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOS POOMUERTOS
what a horrible match all around
>toluga
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>mcc puse empate en la quiniela
Se viene la remontada señores :^)
Nooooooo
>Toluca
VAR Sinson save me!!!
APOLOGIZE
Jajajajajajajajajajajsjsjajsjsjs
Puto equipo chico...
:^(
This is why Toluca will never be a city
CAYESE PUTO
Imagebro(cute) is a bull, but yeah sometimes spergs the shit out of ligma.
>loluca
Y morena esta macanota también
Ok I got 9 points so far at quiniela, picked Quererato and Monterrey for the next games, what about you lads?
based pumas
reminder to go mgtow
For me, it's Querétaro.
Queretaro - Puebla, just started.
wew, fucking queretaro
GOLAZO!!!
>VAR
pls don't
DID ANYONE hear Brujo Morales call Jurgen Damm, le sanic man on the broadcast?
Am I really the only one?
Motherfucker is around here
AGARREN AL NEGRO
are you kidding me? on what show?
Asumo toda la responsabilidad
>"Se prepara para entrar... padre... papa.."
alguno le dijo "mama" a la maestra en la primaria?
ALCALÁ!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
where's the VAR?
MY FUCKING POINT REEEEEEER
nice bloot tho
Based puebla
On the broadcast of the Tigres vs León game, after Damm was subbed in. On one of his """dribbles""", he started to say, "Damm, le sanic man, Jurgen Damm"
I'm not kidding, I don't know how to get that webm
Someone post FC Juarez - Rayados startings pls
>looking for that on twitter
>just see a bunch of chilla-hermanos crying on Alvarito
kek
Not sure if you can get it there. If there is some repetition of ESPN broadcast of the game, watch the last 20 minutes (the ones where Damm played). He says it, at the very least the "sanic" is very clear
Xolos are fucking shit tbqh
since when does that fat fuck narrate shitgres games
is that shit even on tv
It surprised me too, I didn't knew they broadcasted Tigres game, I thought that was a Televisa- only thing
FC Juarez vs Monterrey
rojadirectatv.tv
Not on TUDN app actually, what's the fucking purpose of the app then...
Haha
RIP my quiniela, but who cares:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL de mis Bravos
Televisa needs money, they agreed to give 2 games per weeks to ESPN
So, do we have TUDN app for Mexico and another for USA?
Reminder I'm gonna lick that smelly piece of concrete at Bravos stadium
>half time
>keep watching those CHIcanovision commercials like an idiot
LMAO just fuck my shit up
My god that hug was pure passion
But also a little bit painful
pls buy Sebastian Cordova, he's the mexican Modric
>off-side
fuck...
>Pizarro IN
I forgot this dude even existed
I had a dream about rubbing my dick on cunny, AMA
are you a pedophile?
Did the dream vanish when you tried to stick your dick in it?
Why are Bravos so based lads?
I don't think you're actually going to do it
N-No
i never tried to stick my dick in the cunny, but just rubbing my dick felt good
Hahaha
I feel than people will pass over the lick and go with the "lmao that's how imagegay looks like" as always
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
FC JUAREZ, THE ONLY GRANDE OF EL NORTI
>needing VAR to have a chance against Bravos
What a load of shit
oof
alonso OUT
osorio IN
>De Nigris bringing up "challenge" for VAR like NFL
Why do we keep accepting this family on the media?
>dat punch on pingüino's face
fucking based, Bravos are the true CHAD
hahaha good for juarez hopefully fecha fifa wont affect their form. Didn’t they lose to Puebla? #cosasdefutbol lol :).
Masher, boonquer pls
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajaja
Reminder than Imagebro said than [[[they]]] want us to hybridize with them
>1(one) point at quiniela
Fuck la apendejilla
>tolucaca
>quienretaro
>pinguinos
FML
Gib me a few minutes, catch a ban from some fucking retard using Telcel ..
ok breh, thanks
I only got 2 fucking points in the quiniela, fuck all these shit teams and fuck liga mx.
America, Queretaro and Monterrey shitted the bed for me.
>tfw always talk shit about imagebro saying that he eats it but I love that niqqa
I wouldn't mind if cruz Azul got him tBh
>>tfw always talk shit about imagebro saying that he eats it but I love that niqqa
That motherfucker was the heart and soul of these threads, ever since he got banned this fucking place has gone to shit desu.
lol my niece has been telling me about this guy from Diseño Gráfico than sells pepe stickers in our Uni, probably gonna ask this dude to make me some ligma pepe stickers.
here's the final reaction to atlas goals, if anyone's got any requests for webms let me know I'll be around for a bit, also post the source or I'll just use whatever first pops up on google.
Meant for
I'm tw@ btw lmao
she bought him this one for 10 pesos:
Shit almost forgot I made this one, also lmao at ancelotti's face.
>los putos del seven nunca tienen vasos tecate
Also, I have no idea where my friend got this rare pepe from but I thought it was pretty cool
>check tv guide
>Fútbol eliminatorias Eurocopa 2020
>Rumania vs. España
Is this week, a FIFA week?
>TRANQUILLI on the sing
>negrito's own goal
Yeah, that's what progress told to whities LMAO
Yeah, we'll have Mexico vs Argentina and Mexico vs USA.
Tonight's Spicy Soccer
>Yeah, we'll have Mexico vs Argentina and Mexico vs USA.
Yea and we play against uragay too.
>we
Speak for yourself, Regio de mierda nobody knows who he is outside Montegay
Chingas a tu madre then
Caixinha no longer at Cruz Azul
Noooo
better push for mohamed, RomANO ain't win no shit
>the t*rk
>a good coach
Mad tigay detected
>only got 3 points in quiniela this week
>3rd place now
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