MATCHDAY 2:
Friday 30 aug
Bologna - SPAL 20.45
Saturday 31 aug
Milan - Brescia 18.00
Juventus - Napoli 20.45
Sunday 1 set
Lazio - Roma 18.00
Atalanta - Torino 20.45
Cagliari - Inter 20.45
Genoa - Fiorentina 20.45
Lecce - Verona 20.45
Sassuolo - Sampdoria 20.45
Udinese - Parma 20.45
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>LO SAI PER UN GOL
WHEN IS PAYDAY, CAPO?
>capo
you won’t believe who’s signing the checks nowadays.
watch him lukaka and lautaro smash 60+ this season
all hail ALL
where do you buy your gear from
I'm looking for one of last seasons shirts but can't find it anywhere, figure italy is the best place to find it
>MATCHDAY 2:
>Juventus - Napoli 20.45
>why would you even think that they're plotting against juve user?
>no mertens ban
>10k fine to fiorentina for "discriminazione territoriale"
you have to let everyone in real life know that you just started supporting lazio too?
what did he do?
Simulation for the penalty
>simulation for the penalty
>discriminazione territoriale
maybe chiesa went mad as fuck because there is someone better than him?
based
Yeah montella was pretty mad in the post match interview about chiesa being called a simulator, but that doesn't change mertens did it and should have been punished
kek fucking kuckcs, isn't he also theyr only sub in attack? They have 4 competitions how are they planning to handle them?
chiesa wants juve
LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO LAZIO
Chiesa AND Mertens are top tier simulators
PANCRAZIO YOU KEKOLD YOU HAVE TO START THE LEADERBOARD CALCULATIONS MANUALLY IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS
milan - brescia
i can sense a 2 fisso, sadly
>we'll have 6 points after 2 matches
Salvezza incoming
SO GIÀ DU ORE
CHE STAMO QUÌ A ASPETTÀ
ME BATTE ER CORE
COMINCENO A GIOCÀ
MILLE BANDIERE FAMO SVENTOLÀ
ENTRA LA LAZIO
LO STADIO STA A SCOPPIÀÀÀ
I bought Donnarumma (the good One) so he better deliver
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Best Lazio song coming through
nth for
*ahem*
PORCO DIO
PORCA MADONNA
E TUTTI GLI ANGELI OGBONNA
Wake up user! We're going exploring today!
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Inter > JJust
Soon.
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They will just play youth for the other competitions and just focus on the league
Reminder that Juve will get into a very long crisi next Sunday
>awful preseason
>old cunts that do not want to leave
>best player wants to leave for Inter because of Ronaldo
>brought in an overrated hack as replacement for Allegri who's miles better
>about to get more drama in the locker with Icardi
>rumours of Sarri arguing with everybody and about to get fired
>new signings just fucking suck
>awful performance against Parma
>focussing on the league
Balkansquads in ICL
Draw tomorrow
kek
Will JJust commit suicide if based Conte and Inter win their second treble 10 years after the kino Mou treble?
>rejecting mandzukic on a loan
Retarded Petrachi
>Balotelli the triplete winner
where does the time go
Con l'arrivo di Sanchez non si fa piu lo scambio scemo
oh boy, you can't even IMAGINE how seething they will be if inter manage to win the Champions before them
Can't wait until inda wins two CLs in a row and have more trophies than jj
do you want an italian civil war to happen? that's how it can start
They will be too busy wanking off over their next Scirea
>italian civil war
More like FIAT workers strike
>terroni will use the CL excuse to go on a strike
Get me out of this fucking country
>awful preseason
its the first game
>old cunts that do not want to leave
they still have contracts
>best player wants to leave for Inter because of Ronaldo
dybala is not that great i doubt hes going to merda
>brought in an overrated hack as replacement for Allegri who's miles better
euromax was not doing great
>about to get more drama in the locker with Icardi
this nigger aint coming
>rumours of Sarri arguing with everybody and about to get fired
bs rumors
>new signings just fucking suck
shit just started
>awful performance against Parma
again first game and sarri was not there
Ragazzi do any of you give Torino a chance of beating Wolverhampton in the EL qualifier?
God I fucking missed this team of Chads
DON'T. Just read the old thread if you wanna know what he'll answer and dont get baited.
Let's not fill the thread with retarded bickering between customers once again
So if icardi doesn't leave this window will he grt any play time? Or will he just be taking in free money?
>its the first game
And? It's the first game so it doesn't count?
>they still have contracts
And who gave them those contracts? Who couldn't sell them?
>dybala is not that great i doubt hes going to merda
He got humiliated by Juventus, Conte and Marotta appreciate him and want to show JJ how it's done, and Juventus are desperate to give him away
>euromax was not doing great
Miles better than the old cancerous fuck
>this nigger aint coming
He will
>bs rumors
>audio file
>bs rumors
>shit just started
They were shit before joining, or broken
>again first game and sarri was not there
Sarri was at the phone with the staff
>Chelsea midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko has reportedly informed Milan that he wants to re-join the club
I don't know whether i should laugh at the dumb ngubu or cry because Maolo Paldini will sell Kessie to get him
no, I actually think they might get sent home with a tennis result, but you never know
Just play the youf la
Best academy in the worl la
John oxygen-marmelade future ball on door la
Padelli
D'ambrosio Ranocchia Bastoni
Candreva Barella Gagliardini Sensi Biraghi
Politano Esposito
Italinter is now a grim reality
25% of them passing to the next turn
>giving the retarded twitter interisti any (You)s
free money and 2 years on the bench
literally the best italian NT in years
>another treble
>another CL before Juve
>with Gonde nonetheless
The chance of it happening is in the low teen decimals but goddamn what a perfect sendoff for BBC
>duude we're still rebuilding and no, it doesnt' matter that we lost to ajax u21
>duude it's just the cup nobody cares about that
>duude it's just the end of the season and the title is already sealed
>duude it doesn't matter that our marque signing got outscored by an unfit retiree
>duude it's just preseason
>duude it's just match day 1
kek such delusion from merdafans
heres a (you)
>ohn oxygen-marmelade
Whomstd?
Juve are gonna end fifth mark my words
>John oxygen-marmelade
inter should unironically ask for mandzu for icardi. he could play the target role and manlet with his tenacious pressing.
it was the ref and var ref fault. would be helping rube giving a later ban after refs fucked up.
also inter mancini at the wheel. noice. he can parallel the squad with contes system to have two teams
>player dives to get a penalty
>lmao it was the refs fault mkay
icardi said in the meeting with inter "i stay here"
biraghi is the 13th italian in inter squad.
gabigol will be sold in janny for 20 million after he is beasting in brazil
only one it's a lie
>incident in the box
>give penalty
>dont use or hear var saying there is no contact
but i have to say the handball wasnt a pen either so the ref fixed his fuck up desu
darknet
It's not the first time an incident like this happens.
Krasic, Strootman, Adriano, Zalayeta, etc.
All of them got disqualified after for at least 1-2 matchdays.
>but i have to say the handball wasnt a pen either so the ref fixed his fuck up desu
Morally it shouldn't have been, but according to the new rules it was, so.
>Fantacomfy table still not updated
We are not going to buy anyone else are we?
Lapadula in January, rejoice!
Khedira, Matuidi, Icardi and Shick
aren't you happy?
>Chelsea midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko has reportedly informed Milan that he wants to re-join the club.
Sissy - Demiral swap la
>Giampaolo completely abadons his way of playing and just goes full proper brexit football endlessly spamming crosses for Piatek-Icardi to tap it in
>can't score
>swap an attacker for a defender
300 IQ move
kek he can fuck off
>Former Juventus defender Martin Caceres is set to join Fiorentina, while they will make a late push for Udinese’s Rodrigo de Paul.
fug viola getting strong too
draw our win into 4th place
>300 IQ move
They won't get to score many goals but no one will be able to get through Milan's defense either, so it's a gouda strategy
Top kek
Handa
Godin DeVrij Skriniar
Lazaro Vecino Borja Brozovic Asamoah
Lautaro(Sanchez) Lukaku
"real" internazionale for comparison
If La Viola manages to get De Paul they will cuck Juve out of CL spots
Caceres hasn't had a good game (or even a full one for that matter) in five years
So Juve will end sixth? How the mighty have fallen
eight or less
this morning I heard Caceres' wages were too high and they're going for Tonelli
Italianons, are there good books or documentaries that go in-depth about Berlusconi era politics in Italy?
Best Roma related news in the last 9 years
watch 1992 and 1993 for some Italian politcs shenanigans and Miriam kino, not a documentary tho
huh?
berlusconi went to power only for personal interests, he used milan and his televisions as a means of propaganda, that's it
>Guilherme Arana is one step away from Atalanta. Last minute reversals permitting, he will be the new left back that the Percassi will put at Gian Piero Gasperini's disposal. Class of '97, contract with Seville expiring June 30, 2022, the Brazilian will arrive in Bergamo on loan with the right to purchase.
>mighty
watch il Caimano, it has a satirical angle but since that period has not yet been "historicized" everything on the topic does
>literally who inter supporter "insider"
keep this trash on twitter please
Who the fuck is this Riccardo d'Anna and why am I seeing his Twitter account getting shilled here lately
Seethe
i thought you were just shitposting but you are really this dumb and delusional jesus christ
>Capo
老板
>posting about a swap that would help both Juventus and Inter deal with their problems and that is very likely to happen is now delusional
Have sex
I'm prepared to see Hakan-Piatek-Suso at the front again until january.
The CL is not for everyone fra
>until January
A-user, I...
>Fuck it Rajeesh, just cram all the clickbait into one article
>believing Inter can pay Dybala's wages after they signed Luaku and BOSSman
>believing Juve would ever value Dybala as much as Icardi
>believing anything a random guy on twitter says without any proofs or reliability
don't have sex, you might accidentaly reproduce and dumb down this nation even more
I hope he at least tries to put Leo in the front 3 instead of the roach and that Jack comes back soon. Not getting anyone would be embarassing tho, expecially after they pend the last month saying that there was still a lot of time and going after Correa so blindly without any plan b
I want to go back to the good ol' days ;_;
Dybala will earn the same as he does currently
>believing Juve would ever value Dybala as much as Icardi
They're desperate to make a plusvalenza
>believing anything a random guy on twitter says without any proofs or reliability
>literally a quote from GdS
Wages in Italy come every month and not every week, how will he react?
>Dybala will earn the same as he does currently
1) they would be able to pay them anyway
2) he asked united to almost duble them why would he accept the same at Inter? They would need to increse it for sure
>They're desperate to make a plusvalenza
they have many other players the can use for that: Rugani, Can, Matuidi, Khedira, Mandzukic
>literally a quote form the GdS
yeah because they are such a reliable source, it's not like they would print clickbait to sell more copies and are Inter's commercial partners after all
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Here's your striker bro
balkaninsight.com
Kek, you serbs are pretty based
based cheese man
pecorino - lasagna striker partnership when
I agree, reports are saying that Giampaolo will try 4-3-2-1 but if he play 4-3-3 then Leao should play at LW. He can't be worse than Hakan in that position.
>Left-backs Cristiano Biraghi and Dalbert have arrived to complete their respective moves to Inter and Fiorentina.
4-3-2-1 with hakan and susoy as trequartistas will devolve in a 4-3-3 with both of them on the wings
cap this post
Really need the ultras to use their anti air regiment vs paraticis plane tbqh
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Allegricucks btfo
Can't wait for when in January sfinteristi will switch to "we never said juve was done and that we would win the league"
Shame to see the lil nigga leave, figured Conte's system would suit him.
So what you're saying is Juve could use a new striker...
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De Sciglio >>>> Cancelo >>>>> Danilo
*changes your historical anthem*
Ah yes, a very representative dataset with all the other factors that could be at play negated
Thanks frens
>berlusconi went to power only for personal interests
Is there a politician that didn't?
>So what you're saying is Juve could use a new striker
Found one frà
dear god this really captures how horrid Milan were
>2nd worst after a 10 men Hellas Verona
Personal as in to make laws to favor his business and avoid trials, he was always an einteprenur first and a politician second
>Alexis Sanchez will be loaned to Inter Milan until June 2020. Inter will pay €5m of his €12m wages. He'll arrive in Milan tomorrow
This kind of deal is really #NotForEveryone. What the fuck was Manure thinking?
I don't know much about politics in other countries but that's pretty much what our politicians do all the time.
Suso for sure Hakan never played on the wing even when was a winger tho
Stop this copypasta user sfinterista
But that's an old striker who doesn't score
Yeah but he's charming and he will help TSU score more, definitely worth it
>not bucking the trend with trailblazing pieces like "Inter storia di un grande amore" or "Grande Inter bella signora"
>Lukaku
>Sanchez
>Lautaro
get ready for Laukakez
I dare you to find a more charming picture of Llorente
>he will help TSU score more
Probably, but you wouldn't want to have only one scoring striker now would you?
Forgot picture, bravo me
>Salutaro
desu wanda is really happy about Lukaku, that TALL BIG BLACK GUY in the same city and the same team
Brehs I think the admin died
If they actually decide to go for Everton and sell Kessie and bring back Bakayoko Giampaolo can try 4-2-3-1
>--Calabria-Musacchio-Romagnoli-Theo-
>--------Bakayoko-----------Bennacer--------
>----Suso---------Paqueta--------Everton----
>---------------------Piontek----------------------
admin, if you need an hand using the site, i am already president of another league, just ask for help i don't mind
>I dare you to find a more charming picture of Llorente
Say no more
based Mondials poster
>historical
lmao. Plastic anthem that will be replaced by an even more plastic one
Yeah there was a wee bit of ruckus about it, police had to send a special anti-diversion unit to inspect the tank and disable it, only to realize it's already disabled and is basically just a model at this point.
Still pretty based I agree. Based Red Star qualified for CL by the way.
inter, milan, juve, all will forever be plastic. the chinese former owners of Milan shilled them to the world. the current chinese owners of inter are shilling them across asia. juve are just ronaldo's team at this rate and are nothing but a marketing squad.
>the chinese former owners of Milan shilled them to the world
are you retarded? Milan has been one of the most popular club around the world since the 80's
SEETHING
Teebeeaitch "C'è solo l'inter" is more historical than pazza inter
"around the world" doesn't mean a whole lot when all the money in modern football is in Asia and America. if I remember correctly, milan toured regularly in America and Asia like Man United.
bayern were incredibly popular as well but the difference is that they didn't shill to the world like Milan did in the chink years
But user my team has an actual anthem that was written by a fan who happens to be one of the most successful songwriters in the history of Italian music not a couple of retards ripping off Zucchero.
biraghi in
Shut up Nek
E SI NASCE 'NA BBAMBINA
POI 'A CHIAMEREMO
RIOMMAAAAAA
>didn't shill to the world like Milan did in the chink years
what is this even supposed to mean?
Milan always had fans all round the world and every bg club pushes his marketing in asian countries
Emis Killa?
Truce Baldazzi?
yeah but there are certain clubs that push it more
I do forget that the chinese didn't own it until 2016, so I am wrong on that account. but prior to their ownership the team was REALLY pushing into America, I mean they played a lot of pre-season games over-here and everyone started digging their kits. the chinese owners didn't do that much in retrospect.
not every club pushes deep into asian countries, but the ones that are foreign owned tend to push the hardest (Manchester United, PSG, Inter, Man City). Maybe I'm wrong, but Milan didn't really get to the overwhelming plastic levels until more recently, like from 2014-2016. they're more plastic than any other plastic club around, save for PSG and man city.
Dalbert leaves for Fiorentina and Miranda went to China, which means that for the first time since the 1996/1997 season, no Brazilian is playing in the first team of Inter anymore.
Say what you want about Venditti, I dont usually like his songs, but Roma Roma Roma is top tier
>ordem e progresso
Isnt that the oppositie of what brazil has been doing?
>belgiums motto is “unity makes strength”
Do countries use the oppositie of what they stand for as their motto?
Whoa this is actually kind of depressing
so, can someone tell where this Boss meme comes from?
Hey guys starting next month i will be in charge of forming Inter's future plusvalenze wish me luck
it comes from manchester united paying a ludicrous sum + sending a player in order to sign Arsenal's top striker who proceeded to score 3 goals over 3 seasons. I mean, they paid more money to him than Rashford, Martial, Pogba and Mata.
What do you mean by a plastic club? Club full of plastic fans? What are plastic fans? Glory hunters?
Gabigol in
godspeed user
remember, when the GdF will come round tell them you're the janitor
so it's not like he did say it in a interview or something
thanks
This makes me wonder, what if there are Serie A players lurking in these threads? That would be very funny ahah
Its an EPL meme from Manchester Mourinho days where Alexis is ironically depicted as an honest working guy who goes to his boss to pick up the weekly paycheck so that his two dogs wouldn't starve.
thanks, i'll post from jail if they catch me
Ramsey injured again
plastic fans are fans who have zero connection to a club, will drop the team on a dime, call themselves fan of more than one club, know none of the history, exist to simply give money to clubs. It's not limited to gloryhunters but includes them and a whole wealth of people as well who know nothing about the team, the game or anything. It's less of a specific group of people and more of a mindset that's based on seeing success via financial means, promoting at any cost (i.e. working with shifty groups like emirates), selling the soul of the club (i.e. the stadium, the ultras, the identity, the employes), all in the pursuit of some "larger" ambition that usually is purely financially motivated.
I just really like Argentinian defenders
Yup, some light back pain apparently
Poor lad.
FEISTR
oh no who'd have thought
tell Dybala i said hi
>club that names their stadium after an insurance company is not plastic
okay bud
They're already building their affinity
It won't last long since Demiral is obviously going to Milan
De Ligt: confident about his masculinity and isn't afraid to show love for his teammates
Demiral: afraid papa Chiellini might think he's gay so he shies away from all forms of male intimacy, no matter how platonic is might be
I'm high after watching this
£
400
K
A
Week
>he does it for free
He's lusting over the roach cocks
Non mi frega del fantamerda
t.the gate
He gains 7 millions a year
They could have given that to Icardi baka
wtf Roma sold Coric too?
BASED
>lurkers
there are some serie A/B/ecc ecc players/managers regularly posting here, most are young people with a general Yea Forums background, of course they will never tell you that they browse this place, you know why
Shouldn't this shit be automatic?
will you shave their balls?
gift me a shirt fra
>tfw I might've called Nicolussi Caviglia a faggot
And that’s a good thing
Wow rude
Oh no, how will we ever manage without the new Modric
You stole this from someones twitter didnt you
>fc hans in fantcamofy was actually created by him
Actually it's from Dybala's IG profile
>welsh genetics
Pancrazio is actually Conte himself
that explains why he's not updating
>he even bought 6 (six) Juve players including himself
nope, it's not from the main team tho, it's their sort of recruitement team they set up in my region, there's 15 or so in Italy.
i don't have access to any official merchandise for now sorry
Leghe FC, fix your damn Classifica
Based, are you a physio or something?
Heh
Comofag, is that you?
>also bought calabria
Based hans
High-test handwriting. You can tell you have a big penis
I coach the 2011 team
As a Juve fag Roma has the GOAT anthem
Olsen to Cagliari almost done. Rip EL chances
nope
Montichiari?
Which tictocs would you use to fix Milan and why does it include Suso
lmao what EL chances did casteddu ever have?
you mean you got Pandev Etoo Snejder and the gang back together? sick dude
>milan beats brescia
>cagliari beats inter
>napoli tie with juve
>roma tie with lazio
r-right guys?
Nigga if you couldn't win in a sunny afternoon in Udine I really doubt you could make it in a cold, snowy night in Krasnodar.
for now they don't have the players for the 4312 and Suso sure as fuck can't play as a 10, Jack could but he's still half dead. I'd play 4321 (suso and Paquetà) or just go back to 433 (Suso and leao, Paq in midfield) with the current players, it includes Suso because there's no better RW in the team despite him being extreemely limited.
kek
no
Kek, Ronaldo said that his kid made fun of him for that shopee dance.
Oh fuck no, please not him
Now I want Quagliarella holding a paper which has written on it /seriea/ so we know he's here
Still, it sucks dick compared to Amala
>Albania was actually Conti with a VPN all along
All of this while ALSO beating them in a Inter-Juve final would be civil-war risk tier
we should just use some other songs
I vote this one when we face Riomma
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>inter has more pastamen than juve
weird timeline
ah yes, the ol’ buy back youth academy graduate strategy
CAPO, SONO ALL'AEREOPORTO, VIENIMI A PRENDERE
>Coach Maurizio Sarri could be back on the bench against Napoli, but it’s reported the club was irritated by his refusal to stop smoking despite pneumonia
Based C-man
*Dies*
>35+Mandzukic for Icardi
OH NO NO NO I thought Marotta had Paratici by the balls!
Where my INTERBROS at?????
Give me a (You) please?
Forza Inter, juve merda, milan cacca, and this year SCUDETTO
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Another Ronaldo cringecommercial, for his own hair clinic this time
Have sex
Why is there a connection between Ronaldos and hair treatments?
Apparently Milan has a prelation over Demiral
CAPO SONO ARRIVATO, VUOI L'IBAN PER IL BONIFICO?
Apparently I have a prelation with Imogen
Kek based
Fuck off, she's already taken and won't leave anytime soon
What was Maldini doing when jj was snatching him for 18 millions? His pricetag has doubled and NOW he wants to buy him. Jesus Christ why couldn't >we have Braida back instead?
Finally someone posted the best waifu
Based Sarri.
Imogen eating her Poots
>What was Maldini doing when jj was snatching him for 18 millions?
Juve alredy had an agreement with theyr B team when they first bought him.
*Gives you the coots*
>Christ why couldn't >we have Braida back instead?
because atm Sassuolo >>>> Milan
Reminder that her full name is Imogen Gay Poots
Braida is reportedly going to Monaco which almost got relegated last season.
Based and Interpilled
I stopped following football in 2011,Sanchez is still good right guys
How is Inter supposed to be good if they're just picking off ManU outcasts? ManU was the banter meme club of the season last season
Should've taken the 1+6 shirt
Tbf he was good at arsenal, he stopped giving a fuck at utd
Benause ManU is the Inter of England, just at a different phase in the banter cycle
>André Silva will have his medical check-up at #SportingCP in the next few hours. He has just arrived in Lisbon. One-year loan from #MilanAC
>rugani
>no wait lovren
>no wait Rugani
>no wait Lovren
How about another defender you absolute fraud? Also how the fuck is either of them fast
>milan beats brescia
user, I...
E ANCHE L'IBAN DEI MIEI CANI
Roma should go for Jan-Arie van der Heijden
Bon appetit /seriea/
De Ligt has nice hair, I hope he doesnt go bald
Why are Lovren and Vrsalico not good anymore?
Dubs and this girl gets BLACKED so you can stop posting her
>Reazione a catena cancelled for some more political newsflash
dubs and Lukaku BLACKED your mom
sanchez in
Let's make a team, user. I serieAni
Sky posted a video with his best goals and the most recent one is from 3 years ago lmao
Daddy~
Also for half a second it looked like the title was the jew pope
Going to get pizza soon lads.
I got a margherita with salame piccante, one with veggies but without zucchini and one rossa with gorgonzola and rucola.
What do you guys want?
>What
>Travels
>Real
>Quick
>While
>Sliding
>dutch genes
It never lasts
"BZZZZZZZZ"
Angry Bald Man ?
For me, it's gorgonzola radish and nuts
Delirante
I________
Perdente
my guy. this popularity contests was sealed in early 2000s. thats why teams like man city will never reach the popularity of liverpool,manu ,arsenal and chelsea. and thats why a team like roma is still somewhat relevant
>HE WALKS WITH A LIMP HE WALKS WITH A LIMP AARON RAMSEY HE WALKS WITH A LIMP
b-bappe ?
how come ancelotti been smoking for 25 years straight and he's only getting healthier and fatter ?
Is Ancelotti retarded enough to smoke 3 packs a day like Sarri does?
>The New Pope (2019)
Nice. I thought i would have to wait for it until next year.
So is Sanchez still good?
Oldfag boomer here, I remember when he was a young stud back at Udinese, but I'm pretty sure he flopped at Barca and Man United.
At least we didn't buy him, but half his salary is still pretty expensive.
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>Donnarumma scores against Donnarumma
No he's not
>laziale so retarded he can't even copy paste right
he is still good, he just needs to get fully fit and in form, he was great at arsenal but then just dive bombed in form and was complete shit, im sure he will be good as a second striker if he is determined to fix his form
damn that's ice cold, he's gotta be good enough to contribute to Inter. Certo, he's not R7, but he can help Inter compete with Napoli for the second spot
How do I become a taste hunter?
>single Lazio fan in a sea of Milanese customers
Based.
well ill let you know im a lazio, roma, milan, inter, fiorentina, torino, atalanta, napoli fan
>he's a plastic customer
yikes
customer, no i think not, as i have never purchased anything from the teams
>posts it 90 times
>no Laziali exist with a >90 IQ
Pottery
>Mandzukic refused PSG's offer
Ronaldo's effect, no one wants to leave because everyone thinks they'll win the CL
They could just pull a Benalouane, go on a loan somewhere else and in case JJ wins the CL come back to Turin and celebrate with the team
>De Paul possibile obiettivo per il Milan (Sky)
he didn't flop at Barcelona. arsenal just offered a lot of money for him so barca said Fuck it and sold him. barca love to replace their wings every 2 to 3 years
ancelotti quit. he chews the gum now
Boss... my dogs...
based
he wants to come to Roma clearly
this. united was a mess when he arrived and played him in multiple positions.....they also asked him to drop back and defend which is something he does NOT do. probably pissed him off honestly
nope
>ancelotti quit
one of the reasons he was fired from bayern is because he was smoking in Säbener Strasse. thats about 14 months ago
Is Theo permaded or what? I can't see ritardo rodriguez start anymore
Medel to Bologna confirmed
Can he cure leukemia?
>(Sky)
too bad, i was almost getting excited
he'll be ready to start after the break i think, he's alredy running
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CALCOLA LA CLASSIFICA PANCRAZIO
FORZA ROMA E ABBASSO LA LAZIO
>“I think the top three are already decided, then anything can happen after that. Unfortunately, Roma can only hope to fight for fourth place. That is the reality of the situation, seeing what happened in pre-season.
totti said this
He's not wrong
this is literally everyone's opinion
Napoli, JJ and Inter are a step ahead and will fight for the title, Roma is possibly the leader of the rest but Lazio, Milan and possibly Fiorentina and Atalanta are close
Year of the Bull fra's
>Napoli, JJ and Inter are a step ahead and will fight for the title
I'd say Napoli and Inter are a step ahead, Jj is on the same level as Fiorentina and Lazio, maybe a little bit better than Roma
Anyone still have the flowchart on what /seriea/ club to support?
NON TI PERMETTERE MAI PIÙ... MAI PIÙ... MAI PIUUUUUUUUUUUUUÙ!
>gets benched by Sanchez
Loro (film)
I honestly don't rate him at all. Maybe Conte can fix him, but to me he's like a shitty version of Cutrone.
What? That's a Lecce-tier comparison
If anything Cutrone is a fox in the box, Lautaro is a 9.5
Why do my feet always smell like cheese? I wash them carefully everytime
He's really bad at what he does though. Kalinic and Mandzukic are better than him.
Fungus maybe?
I don't disagree, and while he's in the same tier as Cutrone he's not a similar player in what he does on a pitch
They are very desiderative, in fact our motto is "We are not Argentinians, I swear"
>desiderative
Neat word, didn't know that one
The Dutch one is 'je maintiendrai', I will remain
maintain*
he's literally the opposite of Cutrone, he does everything retty well but can't score for shit
is it me or are Pot 3 and 4 a lot weaker than usual
>Juventus
>Dortmund
>Salzburg
>Slavia
Digits will make it come true
they are euro league tier
Inter will be a dark horse and meme their way into semis
Juve crash into quarter finals again
Napoli lose to a finalist in the round of 16 or quarter finals
Nah, Juve is gonna fight with Cagliari for the 8th place
>Conte
>ever reaching quarterfinals
How do I become Lazio ultra italy frens
Hate women
>both rb leipzing and salzburg in the cl
did it happen already or was it in the el?
Easy. Want me to stab anyone?
Double double checked
EL I think, UEFA had a look at the possible conflict of interest but deemed it to be ok
Didn’t one drop down to EL after CL group stage?
Is it time
Why napoli always encounter a finalist
I can see inter dropping out of group stages to "focus on the league"
JJ is due another deep run
Napoli is gonna pull an arsenal
Atalanta reaches round of 16 by the skin of their teeth, pulls an incredible first leg against, let's say, Atletico Madrid, and then gets mercilessly kicked out by a late goal in the return leg
>Mandzukic risks to be left out of the CL list
Fuck I don't want it to end like this, I really love Mario ;_;
its time
>fanta classifica still not updated
Changing site was a mistake
there is a midfielder and a center back still to sell
i'm pretty sure they played each other last season
the site is fine the admin is just lazy
shit luck as always
>the virgin fanta player who drops the game midway into the season
>the chad admin who drops the game on matchday 1
>Zenit
>Shakthar
>Inter
>Genk
Digits confirm
tbf he's probably ded
>even parma found a way to fuck up their jersey
Wow, this season is actually cursed. Atrocious kits all around.
Afraid of the big ones, aren't we?
And Zenit will be first
what are you on? that's a classic design for their away/3rd kit
there's a bit more blue than usual but it doesn't make all that difference
>black shorts
>massive white stripe in the middle of the blue
>gradient black fading into the blue
Just go with blue and yellow stripes with blue/yellow shorts and call it a day. Throwing 4 different colors on a shirt is shit. Even navy is fine. But throwing black, which completely contrasts with yellow and black (while navy can work with blue is atrocious. The logo on the top doesn't even match the logo on the shorts.
The white stripe looks like shit as well.
forgot the pic as well
the shorts don't match, you're right, but everything else is fine
gradient color give it a smewhat retro vibe which is fitting for THE nostalgiabait club
kinda reminds me of this one with switched colors
ehhhhh it is kind of a tribute to that but I think they overdid it with the stripe. it's too big and cuts through the shirt. The black looks really weird to me. Not to mention the fact there is navy on the sleeves as a stripe, the side of the jersey is blue with a yellow gradient, the collar is fucking atrocious. And there is a yellow gradient stripe on the shoulders. What the hell is this? The more I look at it the more I am completely baffled. There is no consistency at all lol. The guy on the left has a yellow stripe at the bottom when nobody else has it ahahaha. What is this?
The more I look at this the more bizarre it is.
I'm autistic and overanalyizng this, but seriously, look at this.
What are the realistic risks for Juve if they don't sell who they want to sell?
Block of the market? Reduced CL list?
John Elkann shutting down the money flow
P/a/rma !
>12 goals in brazilian Serie A
>5 goals in Libertadores
Gabigol is gonna return to Europe and shit on inda you'll see
This kid might be pretty good
Send Sanchez to retire here and buy Cebolinha
Brazilian local non-divisional club tier kit
He's still technically an Inter player
>the botherer of Botafogo
>the gulper of Goias
>the foreboding of Fortaleza
Ukranian and Russian teams can't get in the same group.
>the league winners and the runner ups are both italian owned
>the cup winners and the runner ups are both itlaian owned
has the foreign experience failed in italy ?
Sky reported that Flamengo will keep him for 18 millions
Lmao we actually managed to sell the dude for money? Crazy
He's better than Lautaro
Good
Hope he rots on the bench in serie a as well after rejecting psg
>the scourge of São Paulo
>the crusader of Cruzeiro
>the impaler of Internacional
>the vasectomist of Vasco
I'd just like to know how the fuck Petrachi thinks Lovren is a fast cb.
Good morning anons
t. Gabigol
>cigarettes in his hand
Based brainlet
riommers riommers has tiny brain
see this image and goes insane
Why the disrespect?
based wa-kin correa
He's finished and he rejected FOUR teams and he's a liability in the balance books.
Schira and Di Marzio said he's waiting for Chinese transfer window in January, he doesn't deserve any respect for this
This. All players should respect the will of their clubs. Unless the players wants to go to juve then fuck the other clubs. Right?
soul
soulless
whats the fantacalcio code
AdminHasForsakenUs
Miriam
link, cant find it am austistic
i would donkey punch her
They played each other in the EL group stage and Leipzig got knocked out in group stage itself
What a stupid argument
I don't blame people angry at Higuain and Pjanic so I don't get what's your point
He's not going to play a single minute, he's the third choice after dybala and higuain while playing with only one center forward. Psg offered him a starting spot at least until Cavani and Mbappe recover yet he prefers doing nothing here. Lol
>tfw never zeman again
Biraghi confirmed
Peter Bosz stil exists for the yolo-tictocs
Who in the living fuck is Burda? Is a 24 yo Dinamo Kiev CB what passes for experienced now?
Fonseca might be pretty close to Zeman tbqh. I even noticed some throw in routines against Genoa
im not gonna watch b*ndesliga
havent watched roma yet
but 2bh maybe you automatically have to become like zeman with a cb pairing of jesus and fazio
someone pls explain to me why conte wants vidal and didnt want ninja? like vidal is more professional than ninja. is it just "muh old player who i know" bs for me
>he's a liability in the balance books.
why sign him then. you absolute shill
Borussia, United, Sevilla and PSG wanted him though
it has nothing to do with conte, sending ninja away was management's decision for his behavior past season
Nainggolan, Perisic and Icardi got punished and sent away because of internal problems, Vidal it's only a rumor
but he don't wanna
How likely it is for Dybala to join Inter now that they got Sanchez?
What's with Burda? Any rumours about him?
Fraudseca bringing all of Ukrainian league with him to Roma?
t. Ukrainian
>Fraudseca bringing all of Ukrainian league with him to Roma?
Yes. Tell me he's not shit
still 200% chance, he either joins or kills himself (Di Marzio)
twitter.com
OH NONONONONO AHAHAHAH
>that tag
Kek
>tags someone completely unrelated
Di Marzio is losing it
kek all look same
twitter.com
>last tweet is from December 2012
What did he mean by this
Good and number one defender for Dynamo (not a big achievement).
He's an average player. Not shit, but Roma should have better looked for some defensive players in Shakhtar. They have solid defence
So Demiral is much closer to Milan then? What kind of deal is it going to be? Loan? Swap with Shituso?
SMALLING IN LMAO
>Smalling-Fazio-Juan Jesus-Mancini as CBs
Roma is FUCKED
>Chris Smalling is coming to Roma from Manchester United: a loan operation worth 3 million euros..
going for "british defenders" YIKES
I don't know who's more fucked now, Juve that is now forced to get rid of their best CB or Roma who will have the worst defensive line out of the top 6
you now remember richards at fiorentina
and richards was actually good in england
>Smalling
>Mustafi
>Burda
What the fuck is wrong with Roma
too bad they don't play CL, I would've liked to see a rerun of Ashley Cole vs Robben
LAZIO GRANDE LAZIO
Demiral is staying, has been confirmed.
Roma becoming an EL-team
By whom
>piccolendo
Paratici on suicide watch. Petrachi too.
Rate
STOP BULLYING US OR ELSE
Krasic
Omg does he hate sarri this much ?!!
MUH WORLD'S LUNG
>smalling
daily reminder that newspapers are always wrong and don't know shit about what's really going on between clubs, and that we make up whole threads about the bullshit they're selling to us
What else did you expect by Inter lifelong #1 fan , Paulo Bruno Exequiel Dybala
I'm sorry but when Di Marzio says it's done it's done, that's literally the only moment he shines
pretty sure he meant that the deal came out of the blue with absolutely nobody reported anything on it before it was done.
twitter.com
what the fuck is wrong with him? lmao
I mean that literally nobody saw this coming and were talking about the rugani - lovren deal all summer long
imagine having to read because you can't remember 8 words
9,5/10
I think that even the broken mess that is Lovren would've been much better than Smalling, Jesus christ who thought this was a good idea
Imagine being this bad at reading as well
His face reminds me of Diego Schwartzman
Roma will unironically fight for relegation together with Milan
The same Di Marzio who pushed the move so hard yesterday said Juve won't sell him and Rugani will stay out of the 23 on the bench
correa deal off. so much for paying 50 mil for the argentinian saponara
NICOOOO È ANDATO IN GIAMAICA
>implying any player will join
what a time to be alive
so lets get real, serie a: paying all that money for ronaldo was a waste
are you sure?
>Juventus have surpassed Manchester United to become the third most popular football club on Instagram, behind Real Madrid and Barcelona.
Kind of, yeah. The big mistake was renewing contracts to Khedira and Mandzukic, of course you won't be able to get rid of them now.
his impact ....
haters btfo
>i've heard you talking shit about my MERITATO STIPENDIO
>12 millions every goal
Retroscena: ieri sera momenti di tensione tra Paratici e l’entoruage di Mario #Mandzukic dopo l’ennesimo no del croato. La #Juventus pronta a lasciarlo fuori dalla lista Champions, ma neppure questa eventualità ha scalfito l’attaccante, che resta fermo sulla sua posizione
where is the slovak, this is his moment
... Should we tell him?
Is Mandzukic going to punch Sarri every week in order to play?
>Pallotta once again cancels his flight to Roma
1. Napoli
2. Juve
3. Inda
4. Lazio
5. Torino
6. Fiorentina
7. Roma
8. Milan
9. Atalanta
rest who cares
>Juve in 2nd place
They're gonna fight for the 8th with Cagliari and Milan
QUANDO IL SEGNALE ARRIVERÀ
PANCRAZIO IN VITA TORNERÀ
>cagliarli that high
you fell for the midfielders matter meme
>Depay ad playing before a video about Milan on footballitalia
Also FM legend Daniel Bessa returning to Inter
Pavoloso is going to score 30 this year, watch it
So what will Milan do when they lose against Brescia on Saturday?
I mean all the transfer rumor abouts Milan are bullshit, and Giampaolo is already in full damage control, going back to 4-3-3 Hakan-Piatek-Suso.
Will he still love Suso? That lil faggot spic manlet fortnite-player needs to be in a fatal car accident.
>4. Lazio
They manhandled Samp, if you judge from how all teams played for just the first matchday the team is good
The real clown thing is making June 2020 predictions based on a single match, in general
Made me laugh.
Is it happening?
Yes I can confirm it is happening
at least they can't blame the coaches anymore, everything is entirely maldini's and boban's fault now
how many caps does icardi even have lmao
im not basing this on 1 match but on my big brain
8 caps, at least it's more than the amount of kids that aren't his that he's raising
Manolas-Koulibaly
Bonucci-Chiellini (de Ligt-Demiral)
Skriniar-de Vrij-D’Ambrosio (Godin)
Fazio-Smalling (Mancini)
what i cant believe is that jesus is still at roma
literally a brescia tier player
>Demiral
?
He earns 2m+ a year, nobody is going to pay even half that
He's staying fra, Rugani benched until January or worse, June
Confirmed to be staying la
>Hans Contadino d'odio
Is getting sponsorship deals when the owner of the sponsor is the same as your own team's is even legal? Sasol gets 18 millions from MAPEI every year because of the sponsorship. Are they just dumping free money to sasol's budget through a loophole and getting away with it?
Mapei is a big building products company from Sassuolo, i can see why they care about the football team and give all those money
my bad, i've read you post in the wrong, my point is different
Up to 30% of the revenue
Mapei and Sasol are the same guy
>that editing
did they hire someone from youtube? Was Despacito the soundtrack?
I think Uefa/FFP let's clubs get away with it until it gets really egregious (like PSG and Man City), if that's the case then they let some marketing people determine what would be a reasonable price in a fair market and then it uses that in it's FFP calculations
Should I be concerned?
Revenue of what? Of the sponsor or the club?
That's my point. If owners can't directly dump money to their clubs now, why is it allowed through sponsorship deals? Commisso is now doing the same with Fiorentina and his company Mediacom
>friday 9/30/19
>burger formatting
>30/9 isn't even friday
the retard probably menta 30 og august, he can't even write a post corrctly imegine him trying to foll our anti-terrorism lmao
I lowkey wanna see what kind of shitstorm such an accident would cause
Yes, but for your own sanity because you are browsing /pol/
What if they block Yea Forums in Italy and we can't post on /seriea/ anymore?
It appeared on the news, I've never posted on /pol/ in my life
Of the club obviously. But anyway they won't do shit to a unless they get to EL.
>09/30
>Friday
I'd say you're fine
Good thing /seriea/ is on 4channel.org then
Ok, good. I'm happy for you
Next thread will be about ... ?
Dybala to Inter
Torino.
I got this shit from a WhatsApp chain message
>pls contact police, report "Yea Forums.org" as terrorism
>pls send to your friends
...
good god, none of them look normal
