/tennis/ - US Open

Just here for the Nick Rage quit

Bookies collected all the bets placed on Kyrgios since his table was cleared out of tennis players

time for Nick to fuck everything up by losing in the first round

>of tennis players
of seeded players -_-

this is gold ! funny AF ... and ... when is this feature released - i need tickets

Kalinskaya have nice skin))

What are you Australians dining on/drinking during this match

Just ate some cheese and bacon rolls for lunch, kinda hungry still but too cold to leave the office

I'm drinking hacker pschorr Oktoberfest which I bought from costco)))
Not looking forward to work tomorrow xx

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kyrgios getting booed kek

>crowds booing as he walks in
based jew ess open

Will kyrgoose win?

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Need more cirstea brapper photo

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Kyrgios vs Mario

sonic the hedgeWOG vs mario i think you mean kind sir....

Kyrgoat.

shitphens on suicide watch

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I like these Adidas dresses that make players look like they borrowed a fat tank top from their boyfriend before going to sleep

K A R M A
A
R
M
A

>niggins

>Johnson LITERALLY doesn't have a backhand
So this...is the power...of the USTA...whoa

Kalinskaya!

I want to marry Kalinskaya and then make her cuck me with nigger bulls

>I want to marry Kalinskaya and then make her cuck me with nigger bulls

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so Kyrgios fellow did a short interview on ESPN before his match. He came off as a massive douchebag. is he though?

Yeah, she sucks Jozy Altisnore.

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Nu uh he a good boy

Bench press and serve.

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depends on your definition. i like to think hes the happy gilmore of tennis

youtu.be/IwpCobPs7do

She is fucking kyrgoose lmaoo

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damn, she is like a cute version of serena

Apparently not when he's off court.

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Man imagine if Kyrgios wasn't a nutjob. Guy has all the tools to be a top 5 player

Happy Gilmore at least somewhat likes golf, or at least winning. KyrWOG isn't even like Tomic; it would be funnier if he also had off-court antics as well as on-court meltdowns.

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God dammit Steve stop fucking up my bracket

>all these fines
Yup. he's a douchebag alright

>tf
>tp

a fair percentage of tennis players are nutjobs, but they learn to control it

see nadal, djokovic and federer, all weird ass crazy niggas but controlled it

this coco gauff bih sho is full of herself

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Cant wait for Krygoat to pepper Nadal for your tears

>Implying I don't want to see Nadal lose

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>Kyr"""""""""""""""goat"""""""""""""""""""

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Oh I see, Nick is putting in effort because he wants to nullify his fine losses, so he won't tank until round 3

Who are the people in the box Nick keeps abusing
bottom left looks very soi

why doesn't he just not chimp out lads
is it really that hard

It's impossible he's Greek

here this fucking zoomer homotional faggot kyrgios goes again literally can't help acting like a fucking bitch every match.

>be professional tennis player
>not understand why the chair is watching you serve
He's Greek, not retarded.

Why is kyrgios such an angry baboon?

RAGE QUIT ENGAGE

>(((Greek)))

twitter.com/i/status/1166561240090591232

>barstool
VERY problematic link

Go play apehoop you dumb brown mutt, tennis is a white man's sport

viva

What a queer
Kyrgios is based

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why does Kyrgios act so tsundere towards cricket
he clearly loves it, you don't achieve this level of talent without a passion for the game

Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend. Sorry to tell you that, mate

*tennis not cricket haha

>whinging crybaby chimp with no impulse control
>based

>That shot
When Nick is euphoric he can do Pythagoras theorem better than a mathematician

NICE DANCING NICK!

>all these white basedboys cheering for the abbo

***smooth criminal***

based stevie j

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What is this from? I've seen the memes, but is there a source?

He’s so fucking based

This faggot and his onions stache are getting BTFO

Based Nick

kys zoomer

youtu.be/7Paa8pcq4SI

Ladies LOVE HIM

twitter.com/i/status/1166570089199669250

alright now that Kyrgios is up two sets and a break it's time for him to lose this game

Can Kyrgios win the uso pen?

>NOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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Wait the wog is literally playing in basketball shoes...

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I think I would seethe if Kyrgios' first slam were the worsto pen

not a chance ;)

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shut your cunting mouth

don't try second guessing wogs. you'll only end up embarrassing yourself

Yeah imagine kyrgios winning the dirt court slam......

>playing tennis in the middle of winter

johnson is ded

Is this a racial issue?
Is kyrgios treated unfairly because he's black(ish)?

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And spee says women aren't a meme

LMAO Nick doesn't even acknowledge him

twitter.com/i/status/1166573137011630080

what is this fucking faggot's problem? the world is not out to get you bitch. If you think everyone you encounter is an asshole, you're the problem.

who is this fucking AIDS victim with glasses they keep panning to?

His strength and conditioning coach

Why are all American ATP players right wing incels?

thanks

>go to watch Halep Gibbs highlights
>official highlight vid from the USO is less than 3 minutes and shows nothing
Every fucking slam. Why is tennis so ass backwards when it comes to highlight videos?

Idk. But that's why no one supports them
Roddick was cool but Isner is a faggot

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Good second round matches:

Coric vs. Dimitrov
Garin vs. de Minaur
Rublev vs. Simon
Zverev vs. Tiafoe

Because they're all career losers angry at foreigners and non-americans

I wish we had another Roddick, cool charismatic dude

Because men who play tennis are generally faggots who failed at every other sport. Even male gymnasts pull more puss than tennis players. So they fall into the cycle of never getting laid and never getting skills that could get them laid.

>he thinks there'll be a first slam

Imagine if it was over Federer at his final Wimbledon

Imagine the tears

I hope they make Memerev vs. Tiafoe the primetime match in arthur ashe but it'll probably be nadull vs kokk because nadull

With an underarm serve on match point, followed by a dab

LMAO

yeah, imagine it because it will only exist in your imagination. this mental midget won't make the semi's

I bet my inheritance on kyrgios winning the whole thing

well, then i have to admit you are quite based, and rather redpilled

Weirdo

t. tsitsipas

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The second one is true though

So did Kokkinakis actually bang Vekic? Or did Kyrgios make the whole story up? Either way, legendary strongmind tactics.

They're both true

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Damn nick really is based and redpilled

That would have been considered a compliment in the stone age

bruh wiped it on his own face after he hit up his sweaty taint

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Yes, but it was before she was with Stan.

Wasn't it after Stan broke it up with her then they got back together?

Holy shit so fucking based

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what did he mean by this

>the only slam without a fifth set tiebreak
aus open, wimbledon and US open are not grand slams anymore

This
Anglos are faggots
Wimbledon final would have been 5 times more kino if it ended 55-53 and you know it

Why don't they just remove the fifth set tiebreaks for the finals while keeping them for the previous rounds. It's not rocket science

Jizzner is based BASED

Why?

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Context? Why would Stephens be on poocide watch when she's the one gaining a coach instead of losing one

cuz she lost today duh

Why are potapova and kalinskaya so cute bros?

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Hnnnnnnnnng

In how many sets will Tiafoe beat Zverev today?

43

Cirsteas ass

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i really hope serena dies

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>tfw IGA! wins da uso pen

!!!!!

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super cute

>mfw today's matches

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Today's matches make you sneak into someone's house to stand over the bed of a sleeping redheaded loli?

No, it's the voices that make me do that

>the soviet
???

nice skin? wtf that means?

watch Lugano 2019, she wore a leggings

Cirstea
Pera
Kalinskaya

Simple as

Muguruza? more like __________?

ugly

youtube.com/watch?v=uoh5fH3cbi0
Listen to the first question the ameriburger asks and then you say they aren't gay

It's quite a feat to ask worse of a question than last Wimbledon, where he got asked about the scheduling only because Riske beat Barty.

some decent WTA matchups, but ATP is dry af

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they asked everyone that question

Mladenovic is a shitter. She lost 6:0 in her first match. She shouldn't even be here anymore.

Nadal definitely looks bigger and leaner than he did earlier this year.

Either way, he always does this. He'll beat all the zoomers and never-was boomers in 3 sets on any surface and then get bent over by djoker off clay

Any one have a stream for the 11am matches? ESPN + is shit and so is ESPN 3.

How about Sabs last night! Beauty

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She was in absolute control throughout the match and beat Kerber through sueprior point construction despite it being Angie's strength. In the second set, she suffered from her reminiscent back pains (had two medical timeouts since she could barely stand to serve) but still came back in the third to win. If anything, that's even more impressive.

How can you be in absolute control and lose a set to 0? match fixxing?

it's literally written reminiscent back pains dumbass

WTA

Is this Roland fucking Garros or something?

Roland Garros has at list the excuse to be set in May and not August

Kei is Cute!

t. weirdo

>New York is a rainy Shithole
Whoa

The More Night matches the better

Build your ideal tennis player.

Serve: Nishikori
Forehand: Paire
Backhand: Steve Johnson
Slice: Wawrinka
Speed: Tomic

No they have 2 roofs

>despite it being Angie's strength
2bh, Kerber needs pace to get her tennis going and counter her opponents. She isn't comfortable hitting hard on a consistent basis. Mladenovic took it slow and steady by feeding her spinny moonballs to her BH, on which Kerber doesn't like to step in. Meanwhile, Kiki absolutely loves those high floaters.

It's always hilarious to see a pro player just struggle with a rather mundane tactic. We're not talking about Rafa-tier pace and spin, just enough spin to push you back and keep it safe.

>Backhand
Sock of course.
>Slice
Haven't seen a slice as pathetic as Alexander Zverev in a long while.

How come Federer, the oldest, uses one of the heavier racket?

The whole Big 3 use heavy playing sticks, and most of the 30 something players also do. It's only the (some of) the zoomers and a good portion of the WTA who play light.

Tennis is a sport where injuries can happen really fast. And i've seen some people getting injured because they used heavy racket despite that they were physcally strong.
So i wonder how can pro players do this, especially by playing 3 hours every 2 day.

Her gamplan was indeed to play long, high balls but it's not really her usual style of play, she'd rather use her size to bash high balls with her powerful FH as soon as she can since she has the size advantage.
Making the points last and slowing down the pace was unusual for her, and so was it for Kerber, who'd rather play left-right diagonals than long, slow balls. That was unnatural for both players but Kiki was better prepared and managed to establish her gameplan over Kerber's overall passiveness.

>So i wonder how can pro players do this, especially by playing 3 hours every 2 day
Because for them it would be the other way around: they'd get injured returning 220kph/130mph serves with a light stick over and over again. They'd have to compensate with their body.

kei's outfit would be cool if he wasn't wearing two different socks
t. fashion police

>broadcasting Kei

They should just cut to McEnroe and Evert

get it together kei

He's just being himself.

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done with this slant

Bolkvadze is cute as hell...

Honestly I would rather watch Blanderson vs Jizzner for 24 hours straight then sit through those hacks babble on mindlessly. Watching Kei is a marked improvement.

post Lim

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great idea

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>REGOR
leaving nike was a mistake

esto

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>hippie roastie all alone wearing a choker at a tennis match during a week day
Guessing she's a bisexual ho.

Coric withdrew, Dimitrov miraculously gets a pass to the third round

>instathot that occasionally plays tennis

I want to lick her tummy

>decent ITF player with a ten-year career who happens to be also incredibly attractive and makes money out of it even by focusing mostly on training and playing tennis

No way, is this the best Memetrov result in hte last 5 years?

I checked out when I saw the info because I thought it was his best result of the season, but he surprisingly made it to AO R16 and RG third round as well.
So AO, RG and USO happen to be his three best results of the season. He is the anti-Zverev.

Distinction without a difference.

You said she occasionally plays tennis, she actually played 37 matches this year despite suffering two month-long injuries. If anything, she is an ITF grinder, most players don't play that many matches.

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This nigga look like he can see the fuckin future let alone sidelines lmao xddd 100 100 *clap*

>You said she occasionally plays tennis
I didn't. But there's no difference between an Instathot who plays tennis with the money she gets from her looks to what you described.

lmao at the bottom half of the draw
dullito must be laughing

ok

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A LOT of weirdos itt

>waifu shaming in 2019
This is a friendly board, please observe our rules of conduct. Thank you.

french confirmed weirdos

youtube.com/watch?v=RUwj77CPrg0

>near the bottom in both brackets

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HAHA TIME FOR FRAUDERROR

>bottom 5 in both brackets
>ATP bracket in absolute shambles for the rest of the tournament
at least I have most of my WTA R16 players still in so I can still hope for second week redemption

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In the WTA contest you only need to guess 2 semi finalists right to win. Thats the person who wins every time

Zoomer in 4 over Fed

>''''''double standards'''''''
Name one other player besides Fognini that behaves as niggerish as Kyrshit

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This brainlet said that the ATP was corrupt to justify why he was fined for insulting an umpire and spitting at his chair.

>nishikori

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at least its hot

ffs nishikori

In KyrWOG's head, it's all about how the top guys can get away with 30 seconds on their serve and he cannot. For him, it's not at all about how stupidly he behaves on court.

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OH NO NO NO NISHI BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Nose

nishikori injured again most likely. the fuck he double faulted that

ON NOO KRAHN STOPU, NIPPON NEEDSU ME

The absolute STATE of asian "masculinity "

he's probably bipolar and doesn't know how to deal with the intense rollercoaster of a match play at high levels so he just lashes out at anyone so he can blame someone other than himself for his terrible play

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

When is based KockAndAssKiss playing again?

>5-1 to 5-5

>Noserer

>frauderror

FEDORA SHOOK

IN MY HEAD IN MY HEAD
JOKER JOKER JOOOOOKER

>the greatest tennis player of all-time

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AO 2017...

did nishitkori just yell cmon?

boomerer is done

what the fuck, why is fed so shit now

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Y'all mind if he just bagels himself?

Hes literally lives in america since he was a child

He yelled "K-On!"

fraud on for the bagel

Then why is his English so abysmal? Even Chung is more understandable

Wtf reddit told me that the first round was just a fluke why is fed playing so shit

redditors root for next gen players

because he warms up during the game instead of before the game

Dzumhur choking, don't know why we bother getting our hopes up tbqdesu

Hard court is so shit

All these scrubs looking like top10 players

that wimby loss broke him. he was supposed to go out on top and now he is broken. not even the fertile goddess mirka can snap him out of it. it's over

>netterer

post yfw the 19th ranked frenchie performed better against dhuzmur than the """"GOAT""""

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It's the first set relax. We will win this.

weirdo

fed's kids are SEETHING

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>Is *this* the best I could have done?

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Maybe that 2 matchpoint bottlejob at Wimbledong finally broke him

Calm down weirdo it's the first set

Just tuned in

WHY THE HELL IS FEDERER BEHIND?!?!?!?!?!???!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

We just have to put this set behind us.

This fucking sucks
Last game he also dropped the first set

WTH man, im scared

fedfags SHOOK

Who is that blonde bombshell in Dzumhur's box?

carina

me

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FED NEEDS TO WIN

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he will in a 4 set sweep

Fuck off falseflaggers

I thought this fed guy was supposed to be good.

Has anyone mentioned that feds opponent is literally named zoomer?

it's literally jum hurr

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>it's a win the first set against Federer then poop the bed episode

wtf i thought his kids were blonde

our guy venus on against the race traitor

>splitscreen
STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

EBES

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It's pretty logical actually. Fed knows he is old so in order to save energy he just uses the first set to analyse his opponents gameplan. Then in the next three sets, he will win the game with minimal effort. Furthermore, the frustration of his opponent increases, because they can't understand why they won the first set fairly easily.

Droppin the first set is actually all part of Federer's plans.

Why don't the small brain next genners do this???

>A little bit English
Yeah alright love.

>Slavic thot who lives in London and takes BBC

Shocking

uh this is the tennis's best athlete of all time
lmao

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Fuck off sweetheart, we're full

it's like the rope a dope. fed has galactic level brain

just tuned in. Can someone tell me what happened?

That was back when she was dating that cricket player and not getting frog'd

Any faggots here with amazon prime subscription?

Your balding fraud got btfo

They lack the experience in order to analyse their opponent´s gameplan so easily in only one set. Moreover, most of the next genners lack intelligence.

Yeah, Federer is not the most athletic person on the tour, but he is so much more intelligent than all the others.

see thisignore this cunt >95050548

Tennis is a largely white sport at its top levels in the US due to the culture surrounding it and the high entry to play. The few non-whites playing are almost always Asians. As a result, a large amount of white males see themselves as alpha males. However, the social stigmas surrounding the support and the fact that Europeans are superior prevent the males from receiving the glory they believe they are entitled to. Hence, they become incels.

why are people debating. he is clearly the GOAT.

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FedGOAT comeback

>dates cricket player
>immediately runs to get blacked right after
lol

Whiter than you, Romesh

cuz they have no serve

>c-c-can we fugg after dhe match Shiva

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that's not true. it's just because anyone who isn't serena is considered literally hitler to american tennis casuals

that includes sloane

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>5 slams in the last decade
>Still gets all the hype

>twitter.com/i/status/1166580438934151172
You're right. I knew way too many normies, especially SJWs, in high school and university who worshipped Serena as a Queen, yet barely knew Tennis, yet alone any other players.
t. Salty Wawrinka/Nishikori fan.

First of all, I'm not a racist, but I think Serena is the least likable person in the whole of tennis.

Again I'm not even racist

Hmm makes sense, so right now after 1h, this is a bo3 but federer has accumulated so much data on the opponent already while the opponent is a zoomer overwhelmed with emotion of playing big stage and giving his 100% in both sets while fed was gathering intel (which is basically cheating if given to a player of his experience) and cruising along
makes sens

the media give her a pass is what pisses me off the most. this type of immunity just created a monster ego.

That's the power of the GOAT

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His tennis is still the most fun to watch.

Djokovich and Nadal are boring as fuck

Dzunmhur the manlet crying lel

When will they learn?

>Ball bounces in right next to Federer
>Called out, Federer says nothing
>Dzumhur challenges, was in
What a sportsman Federer is, obviously knew that ball was in

>zoomer

Shwartzmann MOGGED Anderson at RG tho

Or you could just turn run the CryptoLockerNovak script from game 1 and win in 3 sets and save your energy

It was 5% in and Hawkeye works with confidence intervals, it gives the ball more surface area that the ball itself to be safe thats also why players have limited challenges besides disrupting rhythm. hawkeys considers its better to call a out ball in that an in ball out

murray you should go back to practice

1-3 Packet of crisps
4-6 Bowl of cereal
7-9Toast
0 nothing

any streams?

I know, but unfortunately for Federer, he is not a robot unlike Djokobot

no thats tryhard cringe

live-tennis.stream/free-matches-online-3

1-3butter
4-6 jam
7-9 peanut butter
0 cream cheese

Rollnan

Did Fedura just yell HEIL HITLER ?

tanks

1-3 chocolate milk
3-6 Toast
7-0 nothing

nice

1-3 federer wins USO
3-6 Nadal wins USO
7-0 Djokovic wins USO

>Weather update: No play on outer courts before 4 p.m.
fug :/

I'm bored of Federer.
I'm bored of Federer and Serena.
And they just keep being fed to us.
I'll probably die now before they retire.

can confirm like in EC rain just stopped

why don't players retire now?
even Venus is happy to keep on playing at this pathetic level.
is there no shame?

Do lads watch streams through the browser or through a player like MPV?

otário

watching through mpv is the /g/ way

but browser is fine if they are not filled with ads

THIS DJUMHUR NIGGA

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English, please.

I can never get it to work through MPV apart from youtube?

how?

mpv+youtube-dl supports a fuck ton of websites
maybe the stream website is not supported

how what

typically with youtube it's

mpv 'youtube.com/watch?v='

none of the ones ive tried works. Think only the russian vk site worked lol

wonder if venus has any steroid dirt on serena

oh ok you found a good stream on youtube? ok cool

serena has steroid dirt on venus so the blackmail cancels out

yeah you gotta go look for the m3u8 address in the stream site source code and thne you play that thgouh mpv

no sound?

nah i'm using watching through the browser

i mean look at this list

ytdl-org.github.io/youtube-dl/supportedsites.html
it's impressive

its not just youtube all these work too

ytdl-org.github.io/youtube-dl/supportedsites.html

>djokovic

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probs because mine are all pirate streams so they dont work lol

interesting, i used to stream arte through livestreamer but it worked intermittently

turn on the sound lol
how

is that monfils in the players box? holy crap the blacked memes are real

One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"

The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers. He shakes his head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." He knocks on wood for good luck. He then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

Can't really fault her. I'd let Monfils fuck me as well.

>gay incest
wew

Finish the sentence
Elena Svitolina is built for ___

Long rallies

rugby league

bought tennis elbow 2013

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Sure thing buddy, I got a stream for you right here
*unzips dick*
*pisses in your mouth*
*farts contentedly*

I see Fed's still on them ped's.
I was watching US Open highlights from 2012 and 2013 and Fed looks so much better now, especially on the baseline. He looks amazing, I'm not talking about errors just his footwork, his speed, his movement, the way he's flying around and getting everything back.

How'd he get so much better in 6-7 years?

Finally fixed his back

Every player on the tour is on steroids except for my favorite player, hes totally clean

I'd say Fed/Nadal/Djokovic are 99% are, the rest? I'm not so sure. There must be a reason why the gap between those 3 and the rest is so.......... big. No matter how old those 3 get, the gap's getting wider, makes you think.

penis williams is pathetic

Nadal is the only one who was better in the early part of his career

'06 Nadal is best Nadal

Is throwing the first set the optimal strategy?

>Penus

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lel suck on that ukrainian clit biatch

reminder (they) literally root against any white american player and none of them actually like tennis. will be so glad when she retires. and gauff seems classy so they'll hate her like they do sloane lel

She's 39 dude.

she's a dude?

Nadal is definitely slower and his defense isn't what is was, so he is doping it'd just be for stamina and maybe strength.

But with Fed ever since he came back from that knee surgery at 35 and won the AO, he's played at a level that's just insane and most of his losses have been flukes that can easily be explained. Very rarely ever has a shock loss out of the blue, unlike before 35. Very strange.

woah woah woah there bucko the media said she was back after her last win.

Haha black woman looks like a man. Wow so funny you must be a real hit irl. Real life of the party with that kind of humour.

she have such an english face here! or british

i am talking about nose-lips triangle and jaw shape

cute

idk, maybe resemble me of some other brit girls i;ve seen somewhere someone, idk why i feel that she is 'so english' here, but i feel this facial bones construction i saw in some enlgish women, but cant say exactly whom

t. Jamal Thatcher-Churchill

>idk, maybe resemble me of some other brit girls i;ve seen somewhere someone, idk why i feel that she is 'so english' here, but i feel this facial bones construction i saw in some enlgish women, but cant say exactly whom
and this cute, smiling-biting, facial expression..... where did i saw it? whom from?

calm down la

Calm down Boris

Calm down, dear. It's a commercial.

Good game. Gonna be anticlimactic to see Penus get demolished on the serve here

>be 50 years old
>have the movement and speed of a sloth
>still perennially in the top 50
the absolute state of the double you tee ayyy

i wish actually cute girls would wear the stuff nike gives the williams sisters

The old nigger looks like a monkey though.

but penus wears her own fashion line

So does she look like a man or a monkey?
Why not a female monkey?

OHNONONO

God bless you man. God bless you

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Good win for Elina Zverev, expect her to choke in a major once again.

>muh living legend

>Thish year
>Shtraight sets
Why do niggers do this

oh i didn’t know that, it looks pretty nice.

let me axe you a quexion what makes you think u finna be tellin how peepo can talk

>Queens of the future
>instashot of nike vapor x shoes
>200$ overpriced pieces of garbage that fall apart after 1 week and no top player that endorse them ever used them
I hate american culture, Serena Williams actually translates into Nike(TM) I can Williams is pushed by the industries that sponsor her

>hasn't won a grand slam in over a decade
>living legend
Pick one and only one spee

American culture = Thinly veiled corporate culture

Rod Laver is a legend m8 piss off

That is a good point. At least we're agreed about the monkey part.

>need to fill the courts with other players
>slurp on balderrors penis while he clearly isn't interested
BRAVO USTA

good for Svitolina that race mixing whore

>greta atmosphere even though you weren't rooting for me (laughs in ukranian)

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>delayed
Wtf bros. I thought America was a developed country and they knew about roofs.

As long as she does more photoshoots I don't care.

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Shhhhh they haven't discovered brick houses yet

S*rena's coach gets more air time than the courts themselves

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>be wagecuck
>miss today's matc-
>rain delay
Oh shit

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Disgusting fucking nigger got confused on which diva move she should pull to tr and change the tides of the match 1) Order coffee 2) Go on coffee break and her 70IQ break executed both at the same time LMAO

Oof, Wimbledon umpire sacked bbc.com/sport/tennis/49491254

>sacked by the ATP for giving media interviews without permission
What a retarded reason

>tfw you can't afford more roofs because you spent all your money on guns and burgers

Literally just ate a burger lol

Where is the interview I speak a bit of spanish

face looks like a waffle iron. Also I noticed her and my beloved sabalenka have square hips

sabs has some milkers though

>she’s got an early break: madison keys
Do people at ESPN even watch the matches?

>face looks like a waffle iron.

?

you should be watching them at work like me

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>djokovic is having his elbow checked out
Thank fuck. Now the cucknadian poster will fuck off

source?

It's just a built-in excuse for him if he somehow loses to Medvedev later on. It's dumb PR crap

The internet

Discarded

>billie jean king
dont even have to google it i know its a nigger

Nah, it's worse: it's a feminist. Like, a pathetic caricature of a feminist who screams only to try to stay relevant way past retirement age.

brexit means brexit

The absolute state of this post

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A

Cringe
Traitors before enemies

>we can't play, it's raining and the court is wet
>pls try, people have paid
*play one point*
>see, we can't play
>okay, weather delay

lmao

Even those French weirdos aren't this disorganised

need to add weirdos to the Yea Forumserbowl team

is there any live tennis on the courts with roofs?

@7 pm nigga

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>Cancelled
Oh well, time for bed. Night session a shit.

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not before 7PM in New York (midnight in bongland) but all matchups suck
>Djokovic vs nobody
>Serena vs nobody
>Davis-Barty, the lunch ladies duel
>Opelka

Maybe they'll replace the Coric-Dimitrov since Coric withdrew, I really hope so but don't think it'll be the case (Swiatek-Sevastova pls)

Wawrinka vs Chardy the only good remaining match today ttytt

It's supposed to be played on court 17, does that have a roof?

how can any sane man with even a shred of self-respect find it worth his while to pursue a serious relationship with a woman like that?

>have two courts with roofs
>do nothing with them for three hours besides let djokoshit practice
sad!

Worst open

IRL, you.
Bet you would eat her shit if she asked you to.

You just pay for ‘tennis lessons’ mate, nothing more

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guys guys help me out

is an horse an athlete?

Are the rumors true?

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Why can US open matches never start on fucking time? It triggers me so much that our tournament is so fucking lax.

ask maddie keys

LETS GO DAVIS FUCK YEAH

The ball loli behind Londero keeps looking at herself on the jumbotron

Lauren a cute, a CUTE!

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oh its the same loli that was in wawurinka and the second half of fed's first round games

t. loli connoisseur

rope yourself pedo

I have a full catalog of screenshots of every single loli from every single game since i started watching tennis. Nothing, absolutley nothing you can do to stop me from collecting all the lolis
mouahahahaha

>londero and i are the same height and weight

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Ok """daycare volunteer"""

OH It's Bot's LEFT shoulder that's fucking up
2hbhers BTFO

another fake injury from joker to create drama

>wtf i could have sworn the wta game score didnt change
>go to stream its 40-40 yep
>game duration 10:34
>ad davis
>double fault

let me guess, you weight is not all in the legs

He's dead, Dave

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>patterson + garvin = gay duo
wtf wwe??

who is

davis gots some nice thicc drumsticks on her

They're all dead, Dave

I would eat her fruit bowl

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Yikes she's like 5ft2

Well, they were both bummers.

That’s hers though

NEED to see her Blacked

fuck me i loled hard

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>these roasties eating dinner instead of watching the game
they can't stomach anything sacred
its all just base instinct like fucking and eating and gossiping

also this

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looking at sharty makes me physically ill

>Choke-a-bitch

She's revolting

das rayciss she's 1/256th abbo

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Who cares, has a game 10 times better than gorilla williams

wtf I love barty now

uhh, is djokovic going to be ok guys?

No his career is over

>crowd going wild for some unknown argie
I almost feel bad for djokovic

he's letting him win for a while and then to crush him in the next sets and be hailed as the best

i remember i got free tickets to the luxury booths in staple center to see a game. you share a suite and the people there were watching college football on the tv's. i asked why you are at a basketball game in a suite box just to watch a fucking football game and they said "i dunno i don't even like basketball". rich people are insane

the top is lonely

why does the argie's kit look like some kind of collector's edition ps4

it's from hydrogen

hydrogen.it/eu/tennis.html

looks like some 9.99 shit from the boys' section at Ross

>i dunno i don't even like basketbal
lmfao

londero is kinda handsome no homo

If Yea Forums was a tennis player it would wear hydrogen

GAY

>rash farty

no, tennys sandgren is with letour

want to squeeze your cheeks desu

>DWL

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No.

shoe looks like its in PRETTY GOOD SHAPE to me

Weirdo

>3DPD
>loli
Retarded leaf. Needs to get rakes

Why does the uso open crowd hate Djokovic

Because he murdered six trillion innocent Bosnians with that racquet user...

all crowds hate djokovic

Wtf I hate djokovic and all Serbs now???

Someone post that qt Argie they just showed

welp, it's over

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Am I counting 14 candles on that cake user? Is that right?

Let’s hope that you’re right.

USA USA USA

How the h*ll did >Farty get the #2 seed?

The consistency and strength of the WTA is abysmal

Yeah but that picture is 4 years old so it's ok
right?

kyrgios should transition and play the wta. she'll finally get a slam

New thread where

Fucking abo cunt

Fuck Vegemite, Fuck Fosters, and FUCK A*STRALIANS

What's the matter, platypus got your tongue?

here retard

It was pretty terrible watching him slice every fucking shot vs Medvedev last year at the Winston Salem open.

Why is that one girl bottomless?