/hoc/

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:(

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>haha le onion rings XD

/hoc/ isn't for you.

>mad
>at rings

/hoc/ love the rangs

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my nuckies :)
my loins :(

Fucking cringe

my nuckies :)
my dog :(

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Go bears

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Would rather have Randy spam his relocanes than this

>poutine-d'oignons

j'approve!

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*poos on /hoc/*

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g'day, m8
table for seven please

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The riddle of the sphinx solved

Got a bad case of coffee induced diarrhea.

huomenta norge

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is this it?

This is it

jew biscuit

increased the net worth of?

Yes. This is your life. Such as it is.

showered coal on

Sunbelted?

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Can you stop, fuckface.

It's "Last night I garypucked your sister" you ingrates

Why do you even bother

for me its holding in my piss until it looks like i have the distended belly of a malnourished african child and then blasting the beginning of the lion king song and shouting along with it NAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAA BAGITHI BABA

checked and yellow pilled

>this man is going to break Gretzky's record

What a time to be alive

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not after trump is impeached

great post, and (You) have literally Won /hoc/ for the day
Congratulations, have a dog

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This is the new official water of /hoc/. Drink it up.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qo2hlWLno5Y

youtu.be/C2cMG33mWVY

That's not Bonaqua

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god i wish i was a balkan peasant right now

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Two Eight One Three Three O, Eight Zero Zero Fo

give mike jones a phone a lo

It was a good day. I more than doubled my daily (You) quota. In fact, I’m feeling very generous and shall be handing out some (You)s to deserving /hoc/sters. All you must do is reply to this post and I shall hand you a (You).

sippin on that endo

gamecube nintendo

Zoomers will never understand

someone make a /hoc/ newspaper with me. it'll be 1 page, released every sunday

btw this is the new official theme song of /hoc/

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apparently cern destroyed our original universe and put us in an alternative universe which is why there's so much mandella effect shit out there

>water from the sunbelt

Rather your girlfriends tits on page 2

shhh gonna take a 20 min nap

hyvää yötä

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very jealous of people who can do this and not wake up a groggy overtired mess desu

you're doing it wrong

Just go to bed lad

nope. also very jealous of people who can just go to sleep whenever they want

digits and Preds win leec up

OH FUGGGGGGG :DDDDDDD

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why would anyone want this. who are you

Sunbelt shitter

that's literally So Great

Congrats, Nashville

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business idea: Mexican Hockey League
spicy latino iceboxing from South of the Border

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Imagine the ice

youtube.com/watch?v=7O3wG1nw3c0

I think roller hockey is in order

Frankly

I don't give a damn, my dear.

OUR YEAR

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we don't talk about the Great One nearly enough on hear, and I want to know why, /hoc/ citizens

Gretzky was the man when I was a young boy and I still consider him one of the finest athletes in the history of Our League

Can anyone here illuminate this old subject for me.. And another thing, why no National Holiday??

fibland finna boutta be waking up for work so i just wanna say

FUCK finland FUCK sauna FUCK es and FUCK rally racing

>leec up
I dont know what that is. Is that a trashville thing?

Bit over the top lad

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the oilers circlejerk themselves endlessly over the 80s, it's all they have

So, are people here in /hoc/ thinking about doing an actual paper??
Cause write, professionally for the government and amateur, I worked a steno pool for a college sport paper
wrote an SI article about ND Suh, wrote most of it anyway

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The 90s was so ok
youtube.com/watch?v=dr0GAQSXrz0

what did he mean by this?

im thinking about how fucking gay you are lol

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just fell asleep and will dream about deep pucks

I meant I'd like to help someone create a news article, whatever it happens to turn into
I won't fuck you, Brazil... stop asking

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why did you post this

Y

thinking about benis

Are you my therapist?
>why did YOU post that?

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based too high poster

i swear im cute

It genuinely saddens me to see how happy and into it people were back then, knowing what was coming for their franchise.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qXNsINpnqSA

DO NOT
become another Kippers
we only need one of Her

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>those fisherman jerseys
>team was becoming garbage after the 80's success
>all the horrible ownership that followed
really was the darkest time for this team, right next to the mid 2000's of mediocrity

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A fucking dumpster

i listened to this album and too shorts "get in where you fit in" every day in high school

youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84

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F

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>With so much drama in the L-B-C; It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
>But I, somehow, some way; Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
>May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah); and, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
>Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin; cause my momma ain't home
>I got bitches in the living room gettin it on; and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
>So what you wanna do, sheeeit; I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
>So turn off the lights and close the doors; But (but what) we don't love them hoes, yeah!
>So we gonna smoke a ounce to this; G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

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>>So what you wanna do, sheeeit; I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
sounds a bit gay desu

go knights

On a date with the solid 7 lads. She just gave me a toot of coke to do in the bathroom. I feel like Ric Flair.
t. Dumpster user

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holy fucking white trash, batman

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White trash do meth, coke is too expensive

what is a dumpster user?

this is what white trash tell themselves to try to argue themselves out of realizing that they're fucking white trash

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youtube.com/watch?v=lr32uP5ZPBY

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So millionaire hockey players who do coke are white trash? What does that make you?

>hey, these rich people do coke too, that means my life is just as great as theirs

youtube.com/watch?v=jmdiKePVUy8

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There’s literally nothing wrong with a toot

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youtu.be/xa89oOG_T9A

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>doing coke with some whore you fingered behind a dumpster
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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You know deep down that that's not actually true. Otherwise, you wouldn't feel the need to defend it because it would seem absurd to have to do so, like defending the fact that you wear shoes or something.

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dont tell anyone but i am the next dalai lama

Sure are a lot virgins in here. If a girls gives you a toot it means she wants you to stay awake all night to fuck her brains out.

youtube.com/watch?v=LcF2KUJVdLE

I think of something else entirely when I hear the word toot

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>was just thinking about the term toot
get out my head
what song am I listening to NOW

he was preddy good

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still drinking lads
who here /benderonatuesday/

goals against stand-up goalies shouldn't count

>But you know he'll always keep moving
>You know he's never gonna stop moving
>'Cause he's rolling, he's the rolling stone
>And when you wake up, it's a new morning

He wasnt actually that great he just had no competition and goalies werent in the butterfly and defenses didnt block shots.

>the soilers FO is so inept that they are actually going to allow one of their start prospects to spend a year in Europe

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Look at this duck

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Dats a good duck

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youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4

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how the fuck did this make a finals ?

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for me, it's peking duck

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I would have to agree. He scored over 540 of his 894 goals in the first 8 years when goalies didn't use butterfly. also his team was stacked and that made life easier too. he only hit more than 50 once after edmonton and it was in his first season as a King.

youtube.com/watch?v=p5rQHoaQpTw

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We were soldiers once.

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Dont get me wrong he was still a great player. Just not this next level god everyone paints him as.

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business idea: what is /hoc/ were a cartoon?

very much like KoTH

Based anime

youtu.be/6iX_yp1aW7Y

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huomenta

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Mario was a better player honestly. He was still basically ppg at 40 years old playing against arguably the greatest slate of goalies in NHL history

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>dipietro
worst fucking goalie

not him. i meant brodeur, hasek,kiprusoff etc

I mean i was talking about the webm, since rick was a fucking garbage tendy who was a 1st overall pick for fucks sake. Then again, he was an injury prone fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=jJ9Xk-VoGqo

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oh thats him? yeah he sucked

>36 Chaymbers
It's an improvement, but still, "Chayymbers" would be better.

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hey, handsome

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The instant the isles drafted him they fucked up hard. didnt deserve that gargantuan contract as well

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So THIS...is the power of a #1 overall draft pick...

youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

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behold the power of the metro conference

>mfw I realize I have fapped to porn stars that were born in the 21st century

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in 2000 yeah....
dipietro, nino, and fucking robert nilsson in 2003 all were the worst first round picks this team did

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thinking about onions

I don't think there's a worse feeling than thinking Under Pressure is about to play on the radio but then it's this instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=2soGJXQAQec

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youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw

>Track 2

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>#3

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that's the shit

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nobody asked for your shitty music

I only listen to can-con

youtube.com/watch?v=VC4ORS5n9Hg

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CUZ AINT NO SUCH THING AS HALFWAY CROOKS

For me, it's Onions. The ready to drink meal.

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youtube.com/watch?v=yoYZf-lBF_U

can /hoc/ agree on Airport being the best THPS3 level?

youtube.com/watch?v=xwD-OXtiG1k&feature=youtu.be

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SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

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>as a ran the intersection

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why is the audio so fucking low for this song. fucking vevo

idk but papparazzi is the best song

youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so

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just ate a pound of baby carrots

>tfw no frenchie gf

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This is Charlie. He's 19 years old and quite a large chap. He is my bff.

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srry 2 zoomer 4 me

WELP
that's about a black as I want to feel for the rest of the year
good time to get it out the way

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youtube.com/watch?v=Rtn06ZW9Xm0

Gonna go fire off a load to the latest backroom casting couch

Elias Pettersson

brave post

YOU SEE, /hoc/.......

/hoc/ is like a box of chocolates....

if every one of those chocolates is a little turd

why is mathposting so underrated by nuevo /hoc/

bettman puck'd

we all know what hour comes before rph
real first coffee of the day hour

G

O

O

A

X

zoom zoom zoom

god i'm bored

the alberta thread on /ck/ is gold

Omaha Oxen

why do you make a thread if you have nothing to talk about?

we could talk about where the nazi gold is hidden

Real Pacific Hours

business idea: transatlantic hockey league

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more like real reddit posting hours

no, the east coasters have gone to bed.

rph

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my nux :)

drinking beer and wearing ladies underwear kanpai hoc

thinking about eating a burger for lunch

really want sex lads

>rags

>rags

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>rags

Reminder this actually happened

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worst timeline

still feels weird doesn't it

most boring champs in the last decade? it's like they won and everyone immediately forgot about it, i blame their lack of star power

Still better than another year of boston wins everything again lol xD shit

Seattle Supervillains

seattle ogopogos

GREAT googly moogly

Feels good man

Alcohol consumption by country (per capita per year):

1. Finland 12.3
1. Latvia 12.3
3. Denmark 11.4
4. New Zealand 10.9
5. Canada 10.2
6. United States 9.2
6. Sweden 9.2
8. Norge 7.7

Hmm.. *sips*

Seriously? Poland didn't even make the top 5?

Only included /hoc/ related countries. Guess Russia should be included too, at 15.1 (liters).

Fair enough. Carry on.

coffee consumption per capita

1. Finland - 12 kg per capita per year
2. Norway - 9.9
3. Iceland - 9
4. Denmark - 8.7
5. Netherlands - 8.4
6. Sweden - 8.2
7. Switzerland - 7.9
8. Belgium - 6.8
9. Luxembourg - 6.5
10. Canada - 6.2

*sips*

can't forget brazil. that's a /hoc/ country

>1. Finland - 12 kg per capita per year
I'm pretty sure the finnish side of my family goes through 0.5kg on christmas eve alone. It's like the massive, economy-sized coffee maker that's been in the family for over 30 years is the holy grail to them.

Seattle Baristas

As the climate warms, we can start growing our own coffee

woke up an hour before my alarm. still no hockey, still mad about the cup. life is just awful

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which one of you is this?

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Not me

I blame the fact you bastards havent had a champion team up in canada in so long that come playoff time yall want too just forget about the NHL. Gary needs too throw you a bone I suppose. Even though you snow monkeys should rally behind the current champs as they are mostly canadian.

you think only canada found st.louis to be boring champions? weird take

fuck that shit, I root for the shorks. Don "The God" Cherry called it about the Blues. The majority of the team is from Canada. He called it from the start, and the team with the most Canadians won.

Now I think it's time for Canada's underwear to deal with it.

*sips* ahh

*knocks the sipper out finlands hand*

Good morning hoc, traded my sips for a coffee free lifestyle

hockey

youtube.com/watch?v=EOmz0kPVUTg

I think anyone who supports a different team finds them too be boring champs honestly , as far as rocognition goes they will be talked about endlessly by media and fans of struggling teams in refrence too there come back.

So does this mean Buljo is a confirmed bust?

no. this means bulju still has a chance. Kärpät is the best team in the world for players to get better.

finnish delusion or laffs delusion, which is greater?

/hoc/ delusion > all

cope

a fine example above this post

1993

That was rude of me, Canada is a great friend and ally.

1993 was 30 years ago today lmfao and Montreal isn't even part of Canada hon hon hon

*sips*

youtube.com/watch?v=AmsCtL4OCis

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congrats on the bronze

Jest will never win a cup

The new Aubree is kino. Huge tits and a creamer.

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yuma more like yucka

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good opinion

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For me, it was the remake with Russell Crowe and Christian Bale (until the last 10 seconds of the movie (you know what I’m talking about))

the cbc just dropped previously unreleased footage of jesse puljujärvi practicing his puck handling

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there needs to be a video game that's like hockey, but with anime girls
like if you agree

Is this standard issue to all Canadian children? I imagine instead of Racecar beds the boys sleep on mini rinks

There needs to be a hockey anime but with delinquent girls.

hockey but the opposite

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Hard to get excited when McDavid could be out to start the season. If he knee if more fucked than the Oilers thought than it's going to be shit

>tfw you're trying your best but nothing is going right

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>his smile and optimism, gone

>His career and lifetime dedication, down the drain

Sad that Cam Ward retired but glad he did so as a Cane. Hope the organization brings him on to help encourage the team as they definitely have some good pieces to go far this year.

>peaking in your rookie season

More cups than /yourteam/ in salary cap era

do the canes even have a decent goalie right now

>cup(s)

1993

they resigned mrazek to a decent contract somehow

Huomenta

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This kid is better than any of you and he’s only 12
twitter.com/nhl/status/1166700290843848704?s=21

They ruined based Taco Lack. They can die in a fire.

Mrazek is good, and Nedeljkovic should be the "goalie of the future," but there's no telling if he's ready this year.
I'd feel better with someone like Domingue for a back-up.

youtube.com/watch?v=6lbRpNIK4dk

All the bluejackets need is a average goalie and they would Let the least amount of goals

ass, i eat it

he is autismo, i'm not, i win

Wow all that balancing and stick handling is gonna do him good when he tops out at 5'7" and has to resort to playing against chinks in the Asian reague

The only piece I see is their inevitable regression to playoff bubble tier. Enjoy your 14th overall selection.

>5’7” is a bad thing
Aren’t the top nhl prospects short?

I'd elbow that little shit to smithereens.

>5’7” is a bad thing
>implying
Can't wait for some good ol' Saskatchewan boy on defense to check the little manlet straight through the fucking glass.

only twink faggots like hughes who will get his shit pushed in

Cam Atkinson is 5’8” and scores 30+ Goals a season, Johnny gaudreau is 5’9” and is a super star
Being short is ultimately better because you’re faster, closer to the ice, have a shorter stick to make plays easily without balance issues, and can squeeze in and out of pins on the board

>5'7"

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MY MOUTH IS DRY
MY FACE IS NUMB
FUCKED UP AND BONAQUA'D OUT IN MY ROOM
ON MY OWN HERE WE GO

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twitter.com/walsha/status/1166701251423289346
Markov to florida?

They made it to the ECF last year and honestly I feel like the only thing keeping them from at least getting to the finals was a mixture of everyone being hurt and replaced with AHLers by that point and Mrazek just coming off an injury and clearly not being ready to play (at least mentally)

people who defend manlets are also manlets

>6’1”
>Manlet

the only reason they made it that far was they faced shit teams up until the bruins

Lol Carolina got rekt by Boston and I’m sure they would have gotten pooped on by torts if they beat Boston

Well they also had to play boston which is a death sentence

>telling lies on the internet

nigga i'm 12 feet tall

Honestly, Aho never really recovered from his leg collision with Niederreiter late in the season.
Injuries suck, man.

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the playoffs are a marathon not a sprint
tell that to your dumb zoomers that think they can fight a bear

>I’m sure they would have gotten pooped on by torts if they beat Boston
Have you recycled that fucking vacuum box yet, Ted?

Teds dead

is ted kill

this post reeks of manlet rage

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Ted here dudes

How many games would this be today?

diabetes

rip

gonna need to see some meaty girth as confirmation

>muh injuries
why cant relocanes "fans" admit their team lost because they weren't as good?

Thank god, I was worried.

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0
It’s a clean hit

clean hit, but would be considered late in today's game

his canckles?

Had it out with the ice cream truck guy yesterday. He was blaring the public domain version of Music box Dancer so loud so I grabbed my bluetooth speaker and cranked up the original right next door. Needless to say it was a mess

Feeling some existential dread.

Not my fault you didn't follow the team.

henlo

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every team deals with injuries
its only losers that use them as excuses

Not injuries fault they got swept by a better team.

Literally who can stop him (aside from his own linemates skating the wrong way)?

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if washington had kempny healthy the relocanes wouldnt even make it past the first round

but you dont see caps fans taking about it

>but you dont see caps fans taking about it
I don't see Caps fans period.

about to pop some DUDE pills since i'm on vacation and planning on spending the whole day blitzed

i would say the same about relocane fangays but /hoc/ was a very large vocal minority of falseflaggers pretending to be caniacs

>if
If the caps won games on the road they would’ve advanced to play the isles in a better more memorable series

love >my team
love calm, friendly discussions on /hoc/
love Bojangles'

simple as

In behalf of /nfl/, fuck the LA Kings.

oh boy the seething leaf is at it again
it's okay dude not every team can get raped by the bruins in the first round for the third time

most of /hoc/ would have became an hero if the bunch of jerks won stan lee

almost like the caps didnt have one of their stud 20 min ATOI LHD on the roster

>laffs

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If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

>Finnish exchange student comes for tutoring every day but doesn't seem like she needs help
>still hanging around outside when I clock out
>standing outside one of my uni clubs but never went in
am I going to die? Is this how suomi people plot murders?

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>NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SPEAK ILL OF THE HURRICANES
stop policing my posts bro

Well oshie also got injured in that series and the issue of losing road games cost them the series. That and blowing a 3-1 lead in game 7

what the fuck is this sexual obstacle course proposed by this song and why would anyone want that

That song has an epic bassline. Too often to girl/boy bands get stuck in the tween crowd. The musicianship on some of those albums are incredible. Lmao to the extreme

>95048291
why are you like this

she wants the d you god damn autismo

can we have ONE day where you two autists don't swordfight with your microdicks for hours and hours?

i'd gladly fuck your 4 best friends if you want me to girl

>finnish student in america
she's probably the last one you should be worried about. Just keep on eye on your fellow americans.

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

We know.

he can score 100 points this season if stays healhty

Gowan v.s Godzilla

>physically incapable of not responding

he can score 110 points this season if stays healthy

>just repeating everything people have said about you
What compels behavior like this? Is it autism?

No, it is normal behavior, just go to her place and take all your clothes off and everything will be fine, trust me.

go make little hockey zoomers before you fuck up yet another opportunity in your life dumdum

he can score points this season if stays healthy

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>imagine your claim to fame being getting knocked to FUCK out bu ovie

Had a month old milk can in my fridge and it was all blobby

did you leave it there?

leave it outside in the sun for one more week

What was going through his mind at this moment?

ove's fist

>Local University Student Found Decapitated Near Campus
>"simply ebin" say resident /hoc/ posters

It's simply a translation error when she offered to give (take) head. Turns out she did need the tutoring after all.

>mfw

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Brexit means exit, lads

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>It'shisfaulthetrustedaFinn.png

English/anglos were never really European to be honest.

European? More like europoopin' desu lads

no mean yes

comfy means boring

twitter.com/SWhyno/status/1166712277325795328

Cam Ward out
not so surprising

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Are swedoFinns (Pettersson) the peak hoki?

Hello it is I, Ed

yes

For me, it's Lemieux

mornin'

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Ok so real talk now.

List of fastest players in MHL history

Sergem Fedorom
Pavem Burem
Yvam Cournoyem
Connom McDavim
Natham MacKinnom

If you can think of any others right them dowm

Defend this

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>t. ooeswaeld spurduulllaar

Hello Ed, thanks for the introduction

Please contact Sam, Ted, Randy, Sandy and Bobandy and distribute the work details for the day

Thank you for everything you do for /hoc/, Ed
Have the best day ever

why did you rape ted until death ensued?

>he hasn't signed a contract yet
what a bunch of faggots

debating on the internet

he saw a puck and felt the need to get it in deep
Don't judge

No i used it as a milk coffee
It tasted decent

laine to aihl confirmed

Those deflections are really difficult save though

based

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where's the bulge?

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in belgium?

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he clearly didn't though

What the heck Canada. I thought we were friends,

>nick kypreos fired from sportsnet
holy fucking based.

quebec is still your fren my fren

>trusting canadian
your own fault norge. I warned you.

>in belgium?
croatia posts once a year in /hoc/ and always delivars the keks

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First Gregg Zaun, then Bob Mccown now Kypreos. Rogers is dumping all of their boomer analysts and hosts and it's literally full of women and literal faggots. Fuck that network. Except Caroline Cameron and Ivanka Osmack.

on one hand, fuck laffsnet
on the other, fuck kypreos

Good morning Raider's Nation™ (formerly Knights)

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Fuck they gt rid of Doug MacLean as well.

mornin'

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I thought the Raiders were one of the worst teams in the NFL.Why would any city want them?

they have cool shirts and baseball caps

they're making it worse

That is fair. That's probably what's keeping the LA Kings afloat aswell.

raiders are an iconic franchise in niggercollide. kinda like the 06. any city would want them if they were available

Can't wait to listen to hockey central at noon hosted by two zoomer fags straight out of broadcasting school with zero connections to actual hockey and just listen to them spout retarded twitter tier opinions like every other show on the radio station.

Any city might want them. But the tax payers probably doesn't.

>he doesn't mute the tv when watching hokkeii

what is the current status on Stelio Mattheois' balls?

in vegas they do. that's a big reason why they're leaving in the first place.

re-read my post and try again

how long until they off burke as well?

They should have a radio show featuring /hoc/ content. You are right, we have actual opinions about hockey not regurgitated drivel

Never. He has the "right" politics.

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i'm starting to think i'm retarded lad

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THAT describes /hoc/ in a nutshell.

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Nothing wrong with that though. I would rather watch parapalegic dwarves do the cheese race than watch darts

Probably already have silently. He was probably on short term contracts anyways. He only shows up in between jobs.

only because his son is a faggot

>replace actual experienced broadcasters with actual hockey experience with BUY MY BOOK

I hate this faggot so much.

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I dunno man I'm down with the sight of a woman D just getting absolutely bulldozed by any other team's fourth line.

Shall honor indigenous /hoc/ peoples' day by not posting in the next thread, and I encourage you to do the same if you're not from the following countries:
1. Sweden
2. Finland
3. Canada
4. United States of America *

* (excluding Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wyoming)

Hockey is for everyone, but let us not forget the people that pioneered the sport, and give them some space on this day. *sips*

imagine the absolute top-tier banter after a top D-man gets deked by Hillary Knight and she scores an OT goal

I identify as the sun

Imagine sniffing her skates and licking her feet after she get off the ice

you're certainly fat enough

fuck ethnics
they dont belong

>>>/reddit/ /hfboards/

Is that your excuse for why girls never look directly at you?

>Imagine sniffing her skates and licking her feet after she get off the ice
imagine getting caught by coach manon while doing it

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Hey Ohio made it!

Thought this was /hoc/ not /rude/

>can't even take her purse off

Women amirite

>those shriveled grannyhands

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a dead faggot*

manon made it to the nhl, what have you accomplished?

Probably full of pills amirite eheheh

Hope she sees this lad

>storm surge

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the meme about americans not handling banter very well is true i see

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Relax friend, you have nothing to fear.

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Unfortunately exhibition games don't count.

count for what?

Only serious responses pls thnx

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kevin shut up or i'll expose your GAA

They are not statistically recorded in the record books.

I dream of the gap between their thighs

In the end none of this counts for anything

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Ayy good one but seriously the name is kind of retarded. I would have called it "fuck the NWHL and their pisspoor excuse for a product" tour

I dont know how to make a new thread so if anybody here could take that upon themeselves that would be greatttt

Because I'm basically the only one who has a math folder.

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...

>early

>499

new thread pls

for when the other gets deleted

It means you have to put up with them, incels.