Go to hell indy fans. what the fuck, seriously?

retirees shouldn't be driving anyway.

It went down so bad, Shefter is probably to blame.

this is what he gets for living in flyover territory

he slashed the tires on their seasons' wheels

Adam did nothing wrong this was months before due to Luck's bad shoulder. Rehab is pretty bad with Luck, this was the result.

Blame the Colts not Luck.

Not really at all. What makes you think a broken Luck is significantly better than a healthy Brissett? Cuz lucks about to get surgery on a bone spur.

hopefully some crazed lunatic murders him desu. would be funny

Fuck Luck.

It’s fucking fake you filthy aids ridden tranny faggot. Literally kill yourself.

>make a zillion dollars for playing like 50 football games total
>be good for only half of them and shit for the other half
>retire and still get paid an extra zillion dollars because you play for a cuck franchise more interested in virtue signaling than winning games
>oy vey my tires were slashed by fans fed up with my bullshit it will cost a few bucks to replace
Cry me a fucking river

how do fans know what car he drives?

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That'll surely make free agents want to join the Colts.

The mad men

Fuck the Colts. Stole that team from Baltimore anyways. JOHNNY U NEVER PLAYED IN INDIANAPOLIS!!!!

>FUCK YOU LUCK YOU SUCK YOU WEAK ASS PUSSY ENOUGH WITH THE REHAB BULLSHIT
>NOOOOO DON'T GO WE NEED YOU LUCK FUCK YOU
the absolute state of Indianos

>noooo luck can't just retire. how does he dare to care about his own health instead of entertaining me?????

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>the second rate hick town of indianapolis

>retires
>gets death threats
Is he a convicted nonce or something?

No but fans are angry because they already bought their season tickets and they're pathetic glory hounds

My best friend Jake Locker retired from the NFL four years ago. He's quit and gone. Washington's his favorite place. I'm gonna sketch him a suspension bridge. You don't have to be a playmaker to be a quarterback. Eli Manning's a quarterback. My other best friend, Robert Griffin III, is on IR again. He's back in rehabilitation for his sixteenth time. Good luck on that one.
I'm sick of Irsay's bullshit. I'm sick of all the shit. I don't go out in Indianapolis anymore because I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Seven years I wasted, throwing dragons at Lucas Oil Stadium, carrying a team of fuckin' nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking caveman. I'm not gonna take any sacks from anybody.
I know what's going on. I got fucked up, I got jumped. Thank God Peyton wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. He would've wound up with an MVP and probably went to the White House. He has a big forehead.
I live for this shit, I love it. Bring it the fuck on.

Payback's a bitch motherfuc

WOOOAHHHH OHH OHH OOOOHHHH OHHHH
CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED

WASTED AND WOUNDED

W A S T E D A N D W O U N D E D

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American Football is barbaric. Luck finally got smart.

WASTED AND WOUNDED

Luck is a dead man and a bitch. I hope his kids hate him so much that he commits suicide.

Is he more hated than TB12 right now?

>American sports fans aren't passiona-

no one who knows his age and the peyton endgame bothers hating him. we're all just playing along until he goes away like he's our sad drunk uncle. maybe he used to be cool but we got older and figured it out.

Yes Luck is more hating than Jamarcus Russell

This.

Trust me anyone who still likes the Dolts after 5head left isn't a glory hunter

When Andrew Luck was drafted by the Colts to play quarterback he only had $11 dollars to his name. When his teammates got their paychecks, the first thing that Austin Collie bought was a car. Andrew Luck bought a hot dinner.

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The best part is if luck stuck around and got injured again by week 6, colts fans would bitch about him staying for a paycheck. Those ungrateful fucks deserve to suffer.

he didn’t do himself any favors with the way he played

What a terrible refrigerator he has.

t. Doesn’t live in a town that borders the beach but thinks because his state does he’s not a drive through/flyover town

Yikes

Because it’s so easy to find info about people these days. I’ll post your home address on here in a couple minutes

Stick to soccer Barboza

He can't fault that he had the worst excuses of an owner and GM (Grigson) that any QB of his caliber had. I don't blame him one bit.

I only follow handedgg casually but even I know this guy's body was broken and was on the verge of retiring a couple of years ago. Why the outrage? If he honestly feels that he's done, he owes the fans nothing.

>If he honestly feels that he's done, he owes the fans nothing.

At least he could finish the season in a high note. Retire at the end of season would be perfect for him.

The only source for this is a literal who on twitter. Do you niggers even bother googling obvious bait before reacting?

Fuck Luck

t.Coltsfan

t. Falseflag

Fuck Indianapolis, fuck Indiana, fuck everyone that lives there

t. Andrew Luck

Quit larping you Pats fan

Why don't more NFL players do this? He made 100 mil during his career. Why not retire? If I had 100 mil I wouldn't be doing shit.

waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh my favourite sportsball guy doesn't into sportsball anymoreeeeee. someone stop himmmmmm

Fuck you for being team cancer and bitch mode 12 years running. Fuck you coming out of that shit fuck college in Stanford. Fuck your trust funded daddy ass bitch who come out to bail every time when you don't have any money. And Fuck your fiancee bitch the whole team railroaded while rehabbing that shitty noodle arm, I hope she divorces you and she likes to fuck niggers.

FUCK YOU LUCK, FUCK YOU TO HELL BITCH

t.Coltsfan4lyfe

subhumans. gas anyone who supports this

>Why don't more NFL players do this?

Because football is still fun and 100 mil is chump change and that fucker will be broke till 50 years old.

>Football is still fun
To watch, if you're a mongoloid, perhaps. Maybe he wasn't a fan of having his lungs collapse 2 or 3 times a year.
>and 100 mil is chump change
Check out captain big spender over here. His roster bonus for this year (which he got to keep) is 5 or 6 times what you'll make your entire life, bud
>and that fucker will be broke till 50 years old
I'd like to see the Brewster's-Millions-ass way you plan on blowing 100 million dollars in 21 years.

Overall 6/10 bait. Not great, not terrible.

Colts fans should be mad at luck but they should be mad more to Irsay for ruining him in the first. Irsay should have been banned from the NFL for this travesty to happened. Not only more players will retire young that ever before it says that the NFL is truly dying.

Kill yourself Luck.

Patrick Willis did it too and he's happy as a clam. Easier decision for him tho because he has a legit hof resume by 30 and luck won't whiff the hall. Some ppl play for immortality.

The vast majority of colts fans are pissed at Grigson and Irsay, and a small amount at Pagano. Almost nobody I’ve talked to is mad at Luck, nearly everyone understands that the organization ruined him. It’s a bunch of retarded boomers who were probably bears fans before the colts moved to Indiana that have been mad at Luck, nobody takes them seriously.

kill yourself cringenigger

Colts are bitter with Luck. he could have played one more and done with it even if he played poorly to show how terrible the organization truly is.

Likewise

Listen he can retire and fuck off, yada yada nice guy fucking whatever. Announcing TWO WEEKS before the season starts and fucking over everyone...don't expect everyone to be happy and nice.

So how about those maple leafs?

All reports indicate that he informed the team a while ago and that he wasn't going to be ready for the season. And he didn't take any reps away from the backup because he wasn't practicing.

Find something else to whine about

I actually don't mind. When you choose to be an athlete in the modern day, you're choosing to put yourself out there for the public. Bitch should've retired earlier in the year and not fucked over his teammates and the fans, especially with how the entire team was being built around him.

Luck should have retired after the playoffs it shows you that he's a self made bitch from his rich deadbeat daddy.

>Ready for the season
>Same as never starting again
Also "a while ago" isn't a month, it'd be an entire off season...which it wasn't. Also I'm not a Colts fan sweetie, just calling out shitty excuses

Why did Luck try to convince everyone he was gonna be ready for week 1 all this time

>move the colts back to Baltimore
>move ravens to San Antonio
>move Indiana Pacers to Seattle
There, I fixed it.

This.

Why are Colts fans such crybabies? The team won a Super Bowl less than a generation ago and they act like they're rooting for a total shitter team like the Bengals or Browns. It's pathetic

The Colts were 100% right to dump Manning. The reality is that any QB would have won the Broncos that Superbowl.

t. Texansfan

T. Calls living down on the river beach front property

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Flacco winning a super bowl confirmed

Post yfw Luck announces he’s unretiring to join the Patriots shortly after Brady announces his retirement

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banter

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>become crippled or retire with millions

Hmmm

Clots still have rights. He's stuck to the pill poppers forever.

>allegedly
proof? do you think he parks his car at the monument square garage and walks a few blocks to the lucas stadium and his license place says ANDYLUK?

The Colts were a shitter team until Manning, I guess a lot of fans lost perspective.

Did he get his car re-tired?

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guys guys
check this one out
luck?
*wheeze*
more like
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HAHAHHAHAHA

>Yea Forums: lol the colts are a fucking shitter team that’s browns tier without Peyton carrying them
>also Yea Forums: lol stop worrying you’ll be fine it’s not like the colts are a shitter team

That's bullshit. He was born with a silver spoon up his ass. Retard

Are season ticket holders still mad and want a refund?

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Yep they still are.

TBF Brissett went 4-12 despite not knowing the playbook for half the year, having that trashheap of an O-line courtesy of Grigson, and being coached by Pagano. Now that those problems are fixed he could go 7-9 easily.

Brisset is still shit and pathetic QB Colts will go 5-10 this season.

didn't think soi clots fans were this based desu

This.

No they are still slashed.

No, because the Colts are a trash franchise and would've fucked him over even more down the line. They threw Peyton Mango under the bus after he made them relevant for the first time since being in Baltipoor, fell ass first into having Luck, then proceded to ruin his career and health.
>the first thing Andrew Luck bought was an expansion set to Settlers of Cataan
FTFY
The world would honestly be better off if the sealevels catastrophically rose 100 feet suddenly.

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Irsay did nothing wrong, Fuck Luck and the house he spat on.

What

pls leave

underrated.

I never said you were a colt's fan retard. He said he couldn't keep going into rehab only to get hurt again. It became clear a month ago that he was not going to be recovered in time to have a season, so he decided to stop this before his body completely starts. you've lost the plot m8

That's a really obscure pasta and whoever edit it with Luck did a good job making it cohesive

Anyway, carry on

Have you just missed his injuries the last couple years? Even if he HAD stayed he'd realistically be done by Week 6 or 7 anyway. I do think he should have retired right after last season though.

They are gonna be so bad the league even stripped them of a regular season game, playing 15 instead of 16 games? Wow.

First post best fucking post and I’m a Colts fan. Fuck that nerd faggot for bailing on the most talented roster of his career on such short notice. Dead to me.

andrew cuck

>be colts
>get manning over a decade, lucks into a SB title because played grossman and the bears
>gets injured for a year, team tanks, luckily just happens to be the year to get generational qb prospect luck
>luck great qb
>injured one year, team tanks, gets quinton nelson
>luck retires, team will intentionally tank again and get a top QB prospect this or next season

Can someone explain this whole thing to a stupid leaf?
A guy plays for a team and represents the city really well, then retires...and the town turns on him?
Is that right?
Makes NO sense up here. Explainer pls?

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have we lost our touch eaglebros

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It's pretty much that simple. They're acting like cunts because he has the audacity to not want to be in agonizing pain and be walking around like he's 39 going on 90 in a decade.

Will Colts destroy Trevor Lawrence next?

I fucked a 20 year old twink outside on a pallet next to a pond outside of Indy. Probably the hottest sex I've ever had. He had almost zero body fat on him and he loved the dick. He could deepthroat all the way to the base of my cock.

I know you're all upset by this Luck stuff but Indy definitely has it's perks.

It's bad timing is what it is. I'm fine with him actually just retiring, just do it earlier. His team was finally ready to maybe compete for a championship and he was the centerpiece they built it all around. He just upped and retired as he entered his prime a couple weeks before the season starts and now they're fucked. Maybe something will come out where he's like gonna die if he keeps playing, but really, football is that sport known for guys just sort of gutting it out and everyone is hurt, so what would you really expect?

Damn he definitely won't be able to afford to replace it either. He's only worth tens of millions at 29 years old.

This state don't deserve anything it has shit food, dumb drunks, hillbillies, and shit drivers. all it is is Illinois hillbilly cousin.

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>implying Illinois isn't an inbred hillbilly flyover shithole just like Indiana with the exception of Chicago

God all you midwestern cucks really love shitting on the other states in your shitty region to deflect from the fact that you are irrelevant flyovers too. Sad!

This.

Trevor Lawrence will avoid the Colts and play for the Giants or 49ers in the near future.

I Agree.

>This state don't deserve anything
>don't